We all love our spouse (’til death do us part, right?), but these funny tweets hit home all too well. In 140 characters or less, these tweets truly capture #MarriedLife. Scroll down to read some of our favorites.
Waiting for him to figure out why I'm upset pic.twitter.com/5ChPGXzHQ0
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 17, 2016
It's Friday night, so my wife and I drank wine and talked politics.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2016
Just kidding.
We had a 20 minute argument over brands of toilet paper.
WIFE: if I die I give you permission to remarry
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 21, 2016
ME: ok
WIFE: so you would then?
ME: *dies*
keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA
— Jeff (@usedwigs) January 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/767890076609220608
Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything?
— keith (@tchrquotes) February 28, 2015
Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco…
Me: I'll have 9 tacos.
https://twitter.com/_troyjohnson/status/604040895344840706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
[Watching the dog sleep]
— Downtime Dad (@DowntimeDad) July 9, 2016
Wife: Why don't you ever look at me like that?
My husband turned off the AC to open the windows and "let the fresh air in" and now our marriage is in serious jeopardy.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 15, 2016
Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other "do you have to do that right now?"
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 23, 2016
My husband can sleep through anything except me shining a tiny light briefly on the book I'm reading in bed.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) August 6, 2016
My son asked me what marriage is like so I yelled at him for not bringing out the garbage. He said I never asked him to. I rolled my eyes.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 25, 2016
Marriage is just putting on a movie then looking to the other end of the couch and asking "You still awake?" every 10 minutes until it ends.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/ange_spange/status/698981253316546560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Me: Wait, so it's cool for you to use my phone charger but I can't touch yours?
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) January 28, 2016
Wife: Correct.
Husband: What are you upset about?
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) August 18, 2016
Me: nothing
H: ok phew. I wanted to head to bed but you looke-
M: except everything
H: oh
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