christopher walken three little pigs“I like this wolf, he’s not freezing his ass off hunting snow bunnies….”

Christopher Walken adds his own distinctive take to the storybook classic, The Three Little Pigs. Unsurprisingly, he finds great sympathy for the wolf, while lamenting the pigs demise with equally cheeky salutations, like, “Buen Giorno, Salami!”

As parents, we learned a thing or two from Walken’s storytelling style, like his ability to sum up key plot lines in seven words, “Exit Pig One. Pig Two, same story.” We definitely need to work on that tonight.

As you’ll see from the video below, this is classic a Walken performance, circa 1993. How do you think it compares to his infamous SNL “More Cowbell” skit?