Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Apr. 26, 2019

Because what's the weekend without a few funny tweets?

By Karly Wood April 25, 2019

Mealtime, bedtime and every time in between––our kids keep us laughing. This week’s roundup of funny tweets is all about the hilarious trials of bedtime and the quest for some alone time (is five minutes so much to ask?), and it’ll have you laughing all the way through the weekend.

1. Easy as 1, 2, 3!

How to pose for a picture when you’re 5:

1. Make an expression like you just got caught stealing a car stereo.
2. Right when the photographer says, “Cheese!” blink and sneeze.
3. Run away as fast as you can because you only agreed to one picture.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) April 22, 2019

2. Sorry, Cathy.

https://twitter.com/MrGirlDad/status/1120337328894107649

3. Gotta watch out for that yogurt.

If you want to watch someone have a complete meltdown because you handed them their yogurt the wrong way, then parenthood is definitely for you.
— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) April 25, 2019

4. Oh, AMEN.

I’m not saying bedtime is hard.

I’m just saying 14 back rubs, 3 bathroom trips, 9 stories, 2 songs, and 1 stroll to the kitchen for water isn’t exactly my idea of a “good time.”
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) April 24, 2019

5. A little uncomfortable?

Sometimes it makes me a little uncomfortable that we have one pot we use exclusively to boil pasta, cook pinto beans, and catch our children’s vomit
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) April 23, 2019

6. Go for the donut.

Being a stay at home parent often means having to make tough decisions quickly for instance today while the twins were watching peppa pig for 5 minutes I had to decide whether to eat a donut or some cake
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 24, 2019

7. #momsdayout

Just had six minutes alone while reclined in the dentist’s chair, waiting for the Novacaine to kick in.

It was the most relaxing moment I’ve had all week, in case you wondered what spring break with the kids home is like.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 24, 2019

8. Sounds about right.

I have 4 children who need me to care for them, love them, encourage them, and tell them to go to bed 3,000 times every night.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 25, 2019

9. Makes sense.

I’m a good person but…

I skip a lot of the words, in books I hate, when I read to my kids.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 24, 2019

10. Day 76 🤣

Day 76, Spring Break
Kids: We’re bored.
Me: Well, guess what? Today we’re going to a farm where you can bottle-feed baby pigs!
Kids: We don’t want to do that.
Me: YOU ARE GOING TO BOTTLE-FEED THOSE BABY PIGS
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) April 25, 2019

––Karly Wood

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