From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. There can only be one.
I tossed a scrap of cooked meat on the ground for my dog.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 25, 2016
My toddler pushed him aside and ate it.
She's the alpha of this pack.
2. We’re running on 15%.
It's nice that this public restroom stall has a changing station but what would be really nice is a charging station.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) April 23, 2016
3. Right?
https://twitter.com/jergarl/status/725295890903126016
4. She’s a natural.
https://twitter.com/IMKristenBell/status/724409152877957120
5. And that’s how ya do it, parents.
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/725444416719216643
6. When you need to set ’em straight…
My friend’s 6-year-old was being obnoxious.
— John Sarris (@iamjohnsarris) April 27, 2016
The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down.
I challenged him to a rap battle.
7. Nevermind.
Going out for a legit date night with my husband. No trips to Target or Lowe's. We're talking a restaurant with a dress code.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 29, 2016
*kid pukes*
8. This is truly what she wants.
When you're at a red light and finally figure out what to get your wife for Mother's Day. pic.twitter.com/R7cO36sTj0
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 28, 2016
9. Ah, the lack of good graces.
There must be something so liberating about being a child and just picking your nose whenever the mood strikes you.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) April 29, 2016
10. The answer to, “How’s Baby Luna?”
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/724294283201679360
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