From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Let’s get this over with!
4-year-old: I can't wait to start school.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 22, 2016
Me: Why?
4: So I can be done with school.
She gets it.
2. Livin’ the life!
Went out for drinks with a bunch of other moms. Home by 11pm.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 19, 2016
This is as wild as parenting gets, folks.
3. We pick our battles.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/766037161439354881
4. Winning!
The advantage to taking your 1.5 year old twins to Target on a Sunday is that you can look like total hell and people still treat you nice.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) August 15, 2016
5. Totally.
Parents dropping off their kids on the #FirstDayOfSchool like … https://t.co/98xqbIBsy8
— 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬 𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗦 (@TommySledge) August 22, 2016
6. Wise words
He who controls the Goldfish crackers, controls the children.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) August 16, 2016
7. Totally.
Trynna keep my life together like pic.twitter.com/lHvgXIk64X
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 16, 2016
8. Did you know what a kinder egg was, before kids?
+ What’s it like being a dad?
— dadpression (@Dadpression) August 19, 2016
– Ever watch a 26 minute video of trains going by?
+ Is that a metaphor?
– Not a metaphor.
9. What’s your vote?
Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 16, 2016
10.*Applause from crowd*
Not saying I deserve a gold medal in parenting, but it's 4:47 PM and my 4yo just yelled "FINE THEN, I'M GOING TO BED!" So you be the judge.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 18, 2016
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community?
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