No matter where you live, parenting is a zany, occasionally surreal experience. So what’s it like raising a family in Stumptown, which is known as much for its health-conscious, eco-friendly culture and jaw-dropping landscape as it is for its insistence to “Keep Portland Weird?” Read on for 16 signs you’re a Portland parent, then add your own in the comments.

#1 Your kids are embarrassed on the days they have to drive, not walk or bike, to school.

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Photo by Jason Lander via flickr 

 

#2 Going to watch a parade means watching a lot of kids on unicycles.

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photo by npGREENWAY on flickr 

#3 Your kids don’t comment when they see someone with pink hair. Or tattoos. Or even dressed as Darth Vader, on a unicycle, playing the bagpipes. (Seriously, this guy is everywhere.)

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photo by John Biehler via flickr

#4 Your kids play in the front yard, not the back. (Oh, and lolling about in the neighbor’s yard? Totally okay, too.)

kids in wago

 photo by Stephanie Booth

 

#5 Getting ice cream from a truck doesn’t mean ordering tasteless, frozen things on a stick. Coconut lemon saffron, anyone? Salt and Straw

 photo by Salt & Straw via Yelp

#6 You heart the Rose Room at Powell’s. Especially on rainy days.

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Photo by Tea via flickr 

 

#7 Your kids know what dinosaur kale is.  And they like it. (Thank you, Laughing Planet.)

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photo by Jen V. on yelp

#8 Someone in your house has an allegiance to a Beaver or a Duck.

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 photo by Jen K. on yelp

 

#9 Acupuncturist? Naturopath? Chiropractor? Your little yogis stay healthy in countless ways.

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photo by Amanda Hirsch via Flickr 

#10 You know the importance of rain boots from November to June. But really, who needs an umbrella?

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photo by Scooter Lowrimore via flickr 

 #11 You don’t go to the coast to get a tan. (That’s what those non-stop flights to Hawaii are for.)

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photo by Monica P via yelp

 

#12 Younguns master a scoot bike by preschool and hit summer bike camp by elementary school.

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photo by Jason Wilson via flickr 

 

#13 The library is a twice-a-week stop. 

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 photo by Stephanie Booth

 

#14 Your family’s on a first-name basis with Beezus, Ramona, Henry, and Ribsy.

 ribsyphoto: Beverly Cleary Sculpture Garden at Grant Park by Rinky via Yelp

 

#15 You reserve campsites nine months in advance. (And you’re laughing aloud as you read this, because you know it’s true.)

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 photo by Kathleen M via yelp

#16. You know that this article really could have been five stories — Signs You’re a SW/NW/SE/NE/N Parent — because we each love our own section of the city that much. 

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photo by Alex R. via yelp 

What do you think makes us Portland parents? Feel free to add to our list in the Comments section below!

— Stephanie Booth