Are we there yet? Summertime fun is not all about pool parties and camps—sometimes it’s just about good clean fun and these summer-themed jokes for kids prove it. Share them with your crew (or bust out at that next pool party). Laugh on!
1. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
2. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
3. What kind of water cannot freeze?
4. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
7. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
8. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
9. Where do sheep go on vacation?
10. And where do sharks go on vacation?
11. What part of the fish weighs the most?
12. Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
13. What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
"What's the scoop?"
14. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
15. What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
It gets wet!
16. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
17. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
18. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone, of course.
19. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
20. Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
21. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
22. What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
23. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
24. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
25. What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
Nothing, it just waved.
26. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
27. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
28. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
They are hill-arious.
29. Why don't oysters like to share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish.
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