In the endless cycle of meal prep, clean up, bath time, clean up, play time, and clean up, sometimes you need a 140 character break to take the edge off. We rounded up some of this week’s most hilarious tweets to do just that. Check it out!
1. Why, thank you!
Friend: "Your baby looks so much like you."
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) October 21, 2015
Me: [food all over my face]
2. A different brand of “potty accident.”
I have reached that level of parenting where I'm so used to peeing with the door open I have been asked to leave 3 public restrooms.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) October 20, 2015
3. Well in that case…
6yo: Can I have a donut-I don't remember what they taste like
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 18, 2015
Me: You ate one yesterday
6yo: I SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE
4. Try Google?
With my wife away, my children keep asking me for things like meals and bandaids and sympathy, but I don't know where we keep any of that.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) September 28, 2014
5. Or straight into a pile of LEGO.
When a three-year-old asks you to close your eyes and follow them, the surprise is always them walking you into the corner of a table.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) October 23, 2015
6. Terrifying.
Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying "Don't worry, we cleaned it up"
— Marl (@Marlebean) October 19, 2015
7. Where’d he learn that?!
*approaches 3 playing with play doh*
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) October 19, 2015
Me: Hi buddy! What are you making?
3: Beer
8. It’s like wrestling with a snake.
Sorry I'm 8 hours late I had to get my kid into her car seat.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 22, 2015
9. We’re just getting into character.
http://twitter.com/Faux_Ma/status/657651649809416192
10. Um . . . thanks?
http://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/655383214312288257
11. Glad you’re getting an education, kiddo.
http://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/657649264001200129
12. Are you saying I’m old?!
You smell like garlic.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) October 23, 2015
4yo:You smell like Grammy
Me:What's that mean?
4yo:Who knows
Me:WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
7yo:Mom don't let him know he won.
Do you have any tweet-worthy moments courtesy of your comedic kid?
—Francesca Katafias
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