1. It took 4 weeks? Lucky…

2. Containment breach!

3. Must…stay…well…

4. See ya in a few weeks.

5. Every.Time.

6. Perfect score!

7. Tis a good day.

8. So very sorry.

9. The second part of your life begins.

10. If only.

11. Let me just put in another load.

12. Generally speaking, it’s a free for all.

––Karly Wood

 

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