We all love our spouse (’til death do us part, right?), but these funny tweets hit home all too well. In 140 characters or less, these tweets truly capture #MarriedLife. Scroll down to read some of our favorites.
Waiting for him to figure out why I'm upset pic.twitter.com/5ChPGXzHQ0
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 17, 2016
It's Friday night, so my wife and I drank wine and talked politics.
Just kidding.
We had a 20 minute argument over brands of toilet paper.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2016
WIFE: if I die I give you permission to remarry
ME: ok
WIFE: so you would then?
ME: *dies*
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 21, 2016
keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) January 16, 2016
[gets home late from work]
me: Are the kids asleep?
wife *nods*
me *goes into 9's room* *wakes him up* Where did you put the remote?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 23, 2016
Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything?
Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco…
Me: I'll have 9 tacos.— keith (@tchrquotes) February 28, 2015
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home.
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) May 28, 2015
[Watching the dog sleep]
Wife: Why don't you ever look at me like that?
— Downtime Dad (@DowntimeDad) July 9, 2016
My husband turned off the AC to open the windows and "let the fresh air in" and now our marriage is in serious jeopardy.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 15, 2016
Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other "do you have to do that right now?"
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 23, 2016
My husband can sleep through anything except me shining a tiny light briefly on the book I'm reading in bed.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) August 6, 2016
My son asked me what marriage is like so I yelled at him for not bringing out the garbage. He said I never asked him to. I rolled my eyes.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 25, 2016
Marriage is just putting on a movie then looking to the other end of the couch and asking "You still awake?" every 10 minutes until it ends.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 1, 2016
For Valentine's Day my husband cleaned out the fridge and I literally could not be happier, if you're wondering what marriage is like.
— Ange Cavanagh (@ange_spange) February 14, 2016
Me: Wait, so it's cool for you to use my phone charger but I can't touch yours?
Wife: Correct.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) January 28, 2016
Husband: What are you upset about?
Me: nothing
H: ok phew. I wanted to head to bed but you looke-
M: except everything
H: oh— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) August 18, 2016
How many can you relate to? Let us know in the comments below!
