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15 Outrageously Funny Back-to-School Tweets

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

By Karly Wood August 26, 2019

You did it! You’ve crossed the finish line that is the end of summer and are sending your kiddos back to school. Whether you’re a first-time mom who’s wiping away a few tears or a seasoned parent cheering in celebration, here are a handful of tweets that are all about this most wonderful time of the year.

1. Maybe next year.

No thanks, "30 adorable lunch ideas for back to school."

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 5, 2019

2. And a three, four…

Here’s a little song I wrote about kids being home for summer vacation it’s called “OMG WHEN DOES SCHOOL START“ and a one and a two

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 10, 2019

3. Asking for a friend.

Why are cases of wine not a back to school essential?

— Kathleen (@sweatsntopknots) August 3, 2019

4. There will always be glitter.

[Years in the future, waving goodbye as our last child leaves for college]
ME: Did we ever get all the-
WIFE: No there’s still glitter in the carpet.

— The Dad (@thedad) August 5, 2019

5. Oh, happy day!

I'm at my most "morning person" on the first day of school.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) September 4, 2018

6. Happy birthday to ME!

The kids go back to school on my birthday so, no, I don't need any more gifts than that.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 12, 2019

7. Yes, yes you do.

Me: How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Okay.

Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

5: I have to go back?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2019

8. Truth.

Back to school shopping looks a lot like I should have a second job. Or a trust fund.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) August 10, 2019

9. But they look so cute!

My daughter starts school in three days and my wife will be posting first-day-of-school pictures on facebook. LIES! It’s all LIES!

People, she took those on Saturday.

— Josh Spice (@tryptofantastic) August 18, 2019

10. 🙌

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your kids will be back in school soon.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 15, 2019

11. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids.

Kids go back to school tomorrow, so of course I'm packing thoughtful, well-balanced lunches for the first and last time this year.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 26, 2018

12. Let’s DO THIS.

Everyone's posting their cute "First Day of School" pics and I'm over here like….#FirstDayOfSchool #highschool #FirstDayOfSchool2019 pic.twitter.com/yNpqSwLHaP

— Bert the Strmtrpr (@BertTheStrmtrpr) August 14, 2019

13. Off to a great start!

Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.

— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) August 19, 2016