15 Outrageously Funny Back-to-School Tweets

You did it! You’ve crossed the finish line that is the end of summer and are sending your kiddos back to school. Whether you’re a first-time mom who’s wiping away a few tears or a seasoned parent cheering in celebration, here are a handful of tweets that are all about this most wonderful time of the year.

1. Maybe next year.

No thanks, "30 adorable lunch ideas for back to school."

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 5, 2019

2. And a three, four…

Here’s a little song I wrote about kids being home for summer vacation it’s called “OMG WHEN DOES SCHOOL START“ and a one and a two

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) July 10, 2019

3. Asking for a friend.

Why are cases of wine not a back to school essential?

— Kathleen (@sweatsntopknots) August 3, 2019

4. There will always be glitter.

[Years in the future, waving goodbye as our last child leaves for college]
ME: Did we ever get all the-
WIFE: No there’s still glitter in the carpet.

— The Dad (@thedad) August 5, 2019

5. Oh, happy day!

I'm at my most "morning person" on the first day of school.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) September 4, 2018

6. Happy birthday to ME!

The kids go back to school on my birthday so, no, I don't need any more gifts than that.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) August 12, 2019

7. Yes, yes you do.

Me: How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Okay.

Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

5: I have to go back?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2019

8. Truth.

Back to school shopping looks a lot like I should have a second job. Or a trust fund.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) August 10, 2019

9. But they look so cute!

My daughter starts school in three days and my wife will be posting first-day-of-school pictures on facebook. LIES! It’s all LIES!

People, she took those on Saturday.

— Josh the Alwrighty (@Tryptofantastic) August 18, 2019

10. 🙌

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your kids will be back in school soon.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 15, 2019

11. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids.

Kids go back to school tomorrow, so of course I'm packing thoughtful, well-balanced lunches for the first and last time this year.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 26, 2018

12. Let’s DO THIS.

Everyone's posting their cute "First Day of School" pics and I'm over here like….#FirstDayOfSchool #highschool #FirstDayOfSchool2019 pic.twitter.com/yNpqSwLHaP

— Bert the Strmtrpr (@BertTheStrmtrpr) August 14, 2019

13. Off to a great start!

Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 19, 2016

14. What? That’s not normal?

*makes celebratory snow angels on kitchen floor in piles of school supplies

— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) August 6, 2018

15. So. Much.Labeling.

If anyone needs me, I'll be labeling school supplies from now until my kids graduate.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 10, 2015

––Karly Wood

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