Who do we trust with our sweet newborn’s life? No one. That’s why many parents are relating to Reddit user Fordiman‘s detailed instructions to his son’s first babysitter. To see why parents are laughing, read his “quick primer on dealing with an infant” below.

(The part on changing the diaper is especially good)

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Does your note to the babysitter look like this, or do you just leave them with your cell phone number and the wifi password before you take off? Tell us in the comments below!

H/T: Someecards