Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: January 26, 2018

In political news: last night my 3 year old and I got into a heated debate as to whether a particular article of clothing was "a shirt," or "a pants."

— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 24, 2018

The recipe for disaster:
1) Have kids

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) January 23, 2018

*After kids*

Me: We should have a date night.

Husband: Sounds good.

*Seasons change.*

*Years pass.*

Me eulogizing at his funeral: And he would always smile lovingly and say,

"We never did get that date night."

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) January 24, 2018

Giving your kids crackers is a lot like putting wood in a chipper shredder.

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) January 23, 2018

My toddler had a meltdown at bedtime because her pajamas were “too comfortable.”

It’s a rough life.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) January 20, 2018

I asked my son if there are any funny kids in his grade? He said “It’s 2018, no one is allowed to be funny. Someone could laugh and choke”.

— uncle mom (@mayamanion) January 26, 2018

FACT – A mother can age up to 3 full years in just one night with a sleepless toddler.

— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) January 25, 2018

Let’s get married and have kids so we have to turn around and drive back home before we are even out of the neighborhood because the little one forgot shoes.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 26, 2018

Nothing makes me happier than opening a kid’s birthday invitation & seeing “You can drop off”. These Moms are my people.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) January 23, 2018