Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: March 2, 2018

‘Twas an amazing week of parenting tweets that had us in stitches. So much so that it was pretty hard to narrow our list down to just 10 tweets. We hope you like our picks and that they bring a smile to your face as you head into the weekend.

**1. Because who really needs a napkin…**

My kid’s favorite thing to dip in ketchup is her sleeve.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2018

2. What real congrats card should say:

Congratulations on the birth of your son, and your bathroom smelling like urine for the rest of your life.

— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 25, 2018

3. Don’t forget the gloves.

When a 6yo shouts from a bathroom that they definitely don't need help, take a deep breath, accept the fact they they do need help, grab some bleach and plan on selling the house.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) February 27, 2018

4. For reals.

Welcome to your 30s. You're tired all the time now, but you need Tylenol PM to fall asleep.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) February 28, 2018

5. Lemme just grab my recipe box.

I became the proud owner of a minivan today, so if anyone would like my signature casserole recipe, let me know because I probably have one now.

— The Mom at Law (@TheMomAtLaw) February 28, 2018

6. AMEN.

No matter how hard toddlerhood gets, I always remain thankful that we're no longer in the "wobbly neck" phase.

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) February 28, 2018

7. Oh, WORD.

When choosing a Lego set to buy for your child, consider whether the finished product will pair well with your living room decor for the next few months.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 28, 2018

8. Gross, yet true.

Shout-out to all the parents hiding a baggie of human teeth in their underwear drawer.

— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) February 28, 2018

9. Oh, vests.

My 5yo is having a meltdown because vests don't have sleeves.

He has apparently run out of things to be outraged over.

— Heather M. Jones (@hmjoneswriter) February 28, 2018

10. Peace be with you.

Whenever I ask my toddler for a smooch, instead of actually giving me one, he offers his cheek for me to kiss, like he’s the freaking Pope.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 1, 2018

What’s your favorite tweet of the week? Share in the comments!

––Karly Wood