Funniest Parenting Tweets from the Week of Feb. 2, 2018

A new week, a new series of hilarious tweets to keep us laughing through the weekend. From battling the flu to the messes kids make, Twitter was rife with some pretty awesome tweets on parenting the last seven days.

1. Free time, sleep, your own personal space…

If you hate having free time, then parenthood is probably right for you.

— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) January 30, 2018

2. Well played, son. Well played.

My kid keeps pitching me that he has “an idea,” but the idea just seems to be I give him chocolate.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 29, 2018

3. And I will do it all over again tomorrow.

Trying to leave the house with your children is just like herding cats – angry, unsatisfied, destructive, caffeinated, little cats that look just like you.

— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) February 1, 2018

4. So, so many tough questions.

Sometimes parenting means asking the tough questions, like, "Who put gum in the toaster?"

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 1, 2018

5. Thank you, flu season.

Taking a child to the doctor's office for a well-child visit today. It's inevitable that one of my children with lay his body on the floor and act as a flu absorbing sponge.

— SurvivingMyBoys (@SurvivingMyBoys) January 31, 2018

6. Because orange is the new…

I'm just going to paint our walls Cheeto-orange to match the handprints going up the stairs.

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) January 31, 2018

7. No secret is safe.

Me: Now remember… this is a secret. You can’t say anything to anyone.

Kid: *Immediately tells every single person she’s ever met. Screams it from the rooftops. Turns it into an interpretive dance.*

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 31, 2018

8. Do as I say, not as I do!

"Hey, don't play your tablet and watch TV at the same time!" I yell to my kids from the other room as I tweet this while watching TV.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 31, 2018

9. My eyes!

My son told me that he wishes he could erase the memory of seeing my naked ass. You and me both, child.

— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) January 30, 2018

10. Oh, the HORROR.

Things that are terrifying:

A snake on my hike
Clowns
My 3yo saying: 'member your dark red lipstick that I like to draw with?

— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) February 9, 2017

Who are your favorite funny parents of Twitter? Sound off in the comments.

––Karly Wood

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