National Napping Day is Mar. 9––yep, it’s a thing. In honor of the one universal truth for all parents that we will never sleep the same again, we’ve rounded up six ways we imagine life would be different if we got enough sleep. We don’t actually know, though, because we haven’t slept in seven years. Still, we can dream, right?

1. Exercise

Fantasy: After eight hours of rest, you’re ready to take on the world. Perhaps, a marathon!

runner-888016_1920photo: skeeze via pixabay 

Reality: 5 hours of sleep and 4 cups of coffee. Let’s do this!

running-498257_1920photo: Ryan McGuire via pixabay

2. Vacation

Fantasy: A languid afternoon floating uninterrupted in tranquil waters.

summer-842140_1920photo: jill 111 via pixabay 

Reality: Just trying to get some zzzzs. Any zzzzs will do. Anywhere.

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3. Sleeping Through the Night

Fantasy: In her own bed until morning. Not kicking you!

child asleep in bedphoto: Alon Banks via flickr

Reality: Just gotta get through to morning. (Awwwww!) But also: kicking you.

baby child feet and parent mom feetphoto: niekverlaan via pixabay

4. Work

Fantasy: You are alert and productive, full of snappy ideas and witty retort. And you look amazing (i.e. your clothing doesn’t have stains and you brushed your hair). Because you are well-rested.

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Reality: Just five minutes. Please.

5. Dinner

Fantasy: Nutritious, balanced meals with a beautifully set table, candles and actual place settings. Because you are full of energy!

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Reality: The bright side is, at least she’s cleaning up her own spill.

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6. Housework

Fantasy: You’ll tidy up here and there, and “stay on top” of the chaos. In other words, you will have a beautiful clean house.

photo: kimlimkin via pixabay

Reality: Oh, look what happened while you were napping (by napping we mean answering work emails, vacuuming the living room and making a snack). See, that’s why you can’t nap. 

 

—Amber Guetebier

 

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