From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Cool name, bro.
https://twitter.com/ThaJawn/status/722149625705009153
2. Yep.
https://twitter.com/moooooog35/status/722937283708600320
3. So close, yet so far.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 21, 2016
– Me, about this nap
4. All day, everyday.
a fun thing about being a parent is when people ask "where do you see yourself in 5 yrs?" you can confidently answer "folding laundry"
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) April 18, 2016
5. *Sigh*
Me: What kind of cereal do you want?
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) April 16, 2016
5: I don't know what kinds we have. Maybe you should surround me with the boxes so I can choose.
6. YOLO
I'll drink a martini out of a sippy cup, IDGAF.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 20, 2016
7. Ha!
My kid told me that I breathe very loudly and I didn't even realize we had gotten married.
— ugh* (@heatherlou_) April 18, 2016
8. Time will get’cha.
I saw something was made in 2001 and thought "oh so it like just came out" and then cried because we're all old now.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) April 19, 2016
9. 3’s gotta point.
3-year-old: Why do you always carry the baby?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2016
Me: She can't walk yet.
3: I think she's just lazy.
Busted.
10. Oh please no, please!
That feeling when a cop pulls up behind you is what I feel when I hear a baby cry on TV after I put my baby to bed.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 22, 2016
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Tell us in the comments below!