From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
Buying new clothes for kids is like putting new clothes on a werewolf just before they transform.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) May 4, 2016
2. Such creativity!
I tried to get my 3yo interested in Star Wars, but her favorite character is now one she created: "The puppy who works at Star Wars."
— Mark Chalifoux (@markchalifoux) May 4, 2016
3. Sounds pretty accurate.
Parenting:
— Courtney (@Discourt) May 6, 2016
Me- *vacuums mini van*
Toddler- *drops muffin*
Repeat for 18 years
4. Naps: by whatever means necessary.
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— Marl (@Marlebean) May 5, 2016
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*kids run frantically*
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*kids hide*
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READY OR NOT, HERE I COME
*takes a nap*
5. Maybe not so sure.
https://twitter.com/sixfootcandy/status/728635174649405440
6. One of the best presents a mom can ask for…
I don't know what my husband is planning for Mother's Day but I sure hope it involves me sleeping all day.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2016
7. Why can’t they ask for something reasonable for once?
"No. Absolutely not. Nope. Forget it."
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) May 6, 2016
–Me, practicing, because my kids are coming home soon
8. No words.
https://twitter.com/RachRiot/status/728301209300258816
9. So THAT is where that went…
That's the rope from my robe my son is always stealing and I can never find- makes me crazy pic.twitter.com/PQKeuB7xCT
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) May 4, 2016
10. TRUTH.
The reason I don't like Facebook's "memories" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) May 3, 2016