From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Built-in vacuum cleaner. Mic drop.
https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/732928673599344640
2. Same.
I can’t tell the difference between large, extra large and jumbo eggs. There, I said it.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) May 16, 2016
3. We know, right?
Who needs friends when you have this much laundry to keep you company?
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 13, 2016
4. Common Core Math = ?!
Homework Time: Turning parents into day-drinkers since forever.
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) May 17, 2016
5. Target is Life.
ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse-
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 20, 2016
TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her-
ME: shhh. I live here now
6. You WILL have fun. Loads of fun.
Looking in the mirror, giving myself the "I can do this field trip" pep talk. pic.twitter.com/ipdErOb9J3
— Mrs. Sordahl Needs Coffee (@MrsSordie) May 19, 2016
7. Totally.
When people say "You haven't changed a bit!" I assume they mean I was wearing the same outfit the last time they saw me.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 18, 2016
8. Excellent point.
https://twitter.com/whopoopedthetub/status/733006513468379139
9. The new workout trend for parents
Just got done with a vigorous leg and ab workout*.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) May 20, 2016
* Picking up the kids toys quickly so I could start drinking.
10. #2!
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/733497980557352960
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