From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. FREEDOM…to fall asleep on the couch in 10 minutes.
Me crossing the kitchen to pour my wine after I finally get all the kids to sleep. pic.twitter.com/G8BkEKXIP1
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 11, 2016
2. How dare you!
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/762985903434395648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
3. SOOOO 1990.
almost ran over 4 children playing hacky sack at night on a pitch dark street. Parents: please tell your kids that hacky sack is for losers
— chuuch (@ch000ch) August 13, 2016
4. Chug! Chug! Chug!
In a minute. I only need 17 more cups of coffee.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) August 12, 2016
5. But, Speedos…
When your husband tells you to stop watching the male swimmers so hard. pic.twitter.com/Hb7hNRNY5n
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) August 10, 2016
6. Yeah, Griffin!
Some kid at daycare called me out because my 4yo is wearing the same clothes as yesterday. NOBODY IS PERFECT, GRIFFIN. BACK OFF.
— The Dad (@thedad) August 11, 2016
7. Only one person can win this, and it probably ain’t you.
https://twitter.com/asheehanfittan1/status/765141507686957056
8. The hidden perks!
Being a parent means never having to explain why you're…
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) August 13, 2016
-late
-tired
-stressed
-locked in the closet with a bottle of wine
ever again.
9. Note takin’.
Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 12, 2016
10. We all do it, right?
Me: Kids don't ever break the law but help me hide this candy from the dollar store in my purse so we don't have to buy it at the movies.
— Mrs. Sordahl Needs Coffee (@MrsSordie) August 14, 2016
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Tell us in the comments below!
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