From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. LOL
You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 24, 2016
2. It’s that easy.
Before I had kids, I didn't know you could ruin someone's day by saying, "Brush your teeth, please."
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 23, 2016
3. You need to be sly.
Never am I more in charge then when I glance behind me in the car to make sure 3 is asleep before I change the Spotify playlist.
— Mrs. Sordahl Needs Coffee (@MrsSordie) March 24, 2016
4. Live in the moment.
🎶Let's get it started, let's get it started in here🎶 I sing between sips of wine after my son goes to bed only to pass out 10 minutes later.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 23, 2016
5. Ha!
https://twitter.com/cray_at_home_ma/status/713044270853263361
6. Don’t be a snitch.
Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 21, 2016
Husband:
4:
7:
Me: Well…
7: It really could have been any of us.
4: (licks couch)
7. Nice try.
10 proactively cleaned the mud off of his shoes by hitting them together. Awesome, except that he did this INSIDE the house.
— Sara (@smilely_gal) March 23, 2016
8. Bet 6yo didn’t see that one coming.
6yo: What are we doing for spring break?
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 23, 2016
Me: What are any of us REALLY doing?
Wife: Aw, snap! Daddy went existential on you!
6yo:
9. When you’re the “cool” mom…
People always want hang out because they know I have champagne and snacks
— 🇵🇸 CEASEFIRE NOW 🇵🇸 (@hevanlyy) March 25, 2016
10. Have you heard this one before?
"I'm almost 7, so I think I can take it from here, thanks."
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) March 25, 2016
-All almost 7 year olds
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Tell us in the comments below!