Kids love jokes and just because the younger crowd is still working on syllables doesn’t mean they won’t get some good old-fashioned corny jokes for kids. The following jokes are officially approved by our Editorial Director’s toddler, so we know you’ll get some guffaws. And when it’s time for a mic drop, may we suggest this adorable baby-and-toddler friendly one? Read on for some laughs.
1. What do you say to a bunny on its birthday?
2. What is hairy and sneezy?
A coconut with a cold.
3. Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools.
4. What else is hairy and sneezy?
A dog with a cold.
5. What do you call a fly with no wings?
6. What did the paper say to the pencil?
7. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
8. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
9. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
10. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
11. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
12. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
13. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
14. What animal is always at a baseball game?
15. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
16. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
17. What does a cloud wear?
18. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something.
—Ryder, Age 3!!!
19. Knock, knock!
20. How do you make an octopus laugh?
21. What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!
22. What kind of haircuts to bees get?
23. Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks!
24. Where do sheep go on vacation?
25. Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see a butter-fly.
26. What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
—Kaleb, age 4
27. What is blue and not heavy?
—Kaleb, age 4
28. What do you call a dancing cow?
29. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
30. Knock, knock!
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside!
31. What room doesn't have a door?
32. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't born yet.
33. Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
34. What’s the scariest plant?
—submitted by Jax (7) and Kora (5)
35. Knock knock!
Isabel on a bicycle? I think it fell off.
36. What is a silly dog's favorite toy?
A funny bone!
37. What day of the week are most twins born?
38. What is a cow's favorite drink?
—Carolina, age 8
39. What did the banana say to the cat?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk.
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