These funny jokes will have them belly-laughing for days

Need a good joke when you’re in a pinch? We’ve got you covered with a joke of the day for almost a whole year, and most of them are original! These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but you’ll want to get in on the fun, anyway. From cheesy jokes to knock-knock jokes and beyond, many of these have been sent to us by kids themselves. We’ve also got squeaky-clean jokes, spring jokes, and printable lunchbox jokes. And for those looking to take the fun to the next level, we’ve got the best minute to win it games, too.

Why should you share jokes with your kids?

Because it allows kids to learn to laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously. It’s an easy way to have quality time that doesn’t include a screen. So go ahead, scroll through our favorite jokes for kids, and spend 15 minutes having a good chuckle with your kiddos.

1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? 
A vigilante! 

—Joe L., age 10 

2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

4. What do you call a little legume?
A Tinybean.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

6. Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!

—Yuna, age 8

7. What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

—Yuna, age 8

8. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir—yarrrrrr!

10. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A cool coconut.

11. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

12. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

13. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you trying not to laugh at my knock-knock joke!

15. What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.

16. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!

17. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9

18. What does a cloud wear under a raincoat?
Thunderwear.

19. When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent.

20. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

Related: 100+ of The Best Clean Jokes For Kids

21. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!

22. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.

23. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

24. Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold. 

25. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

26. Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything.

27. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.

28. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?

29. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!

30. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

31. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!

32. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!

33. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.

34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!

35. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.

36. What building in New York has the most stories?
The public library!

37. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

38. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!

39. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!

40. How do baby cats learn how to swim?
The kitty pool.

41. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!

42. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

43. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!

44. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!

45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.

46. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.

47. What is a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips!!
—reader Rebecca K.

48. Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.

49. What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon

50. What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

51. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

52. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

53. Which city does Paw Patrol like the most? 
New Yorkie.

54. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

55. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

56. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

57. How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!

58. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

59. What's green and can fly?
Super Pickle!

60. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.

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61. Why do shrimp never share?
They're so shellfish.

62. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.

63. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

64. Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.

65. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

66. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

67. Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.

68. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.

69. What do you cakes and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter! 

70. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

71. What do you call two bananas?
Slippers.

And speaking of bananas...

72. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.

73. Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
It was a fungi.

74. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?  
A stamp.

75. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

76. What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.

77. What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.

78. What should you drink while singing nursery rhymes?
Hot Cocomelon.

79. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.

Related: 30 Wacky Winter Jokes for Kids

80. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

81. There are two robots sitting on a wall. They are named Pete and Re-Pete. Pete falls off. Who is left?
(Re-Pete...so you repeat the whole thing again and again and again.)

—Henrik P., 10 

82. What is a pony’s favorite juice?
She really likes lemon-neigh’d.

—5-year-old Kerrigan

83. Where do fish keep their money?
In the River-Bank!

—Jaxon G., 7 y.o.

84. What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator!

—Milo H-R, age 8

85. Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open!

—Milo H-R, age 8

86. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry!

—Milo H-R, age 8

87. In baseball, would it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or 2nd to 3rd base?
2nd to 3rd base because there’s a shortstop in between.

—Milo H-R, age 8

88. What has lots of leaves but never actually grew?
A book!

—Milo H-R, age 8

89. Why was the computer cold?
It had a virus. 

—Henrik, age 10 

90. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.

—Jan L. 

91. Who keeps the ocean clean?
The mer-maid.

—Jan L. 

92. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize."

93. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.

94. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?  
The thesaurus.

95. What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?
Do these genes make my butt look big?

96. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.

97. What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch! (by Henrik, age 5)

98. Kid: What are you doing under there?
Mom: Under where?
Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!

99. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.

100. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.

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101. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

102. Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.

103. How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.

104. What do you call an old snowman?
Water. 

105. What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

106. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks. 

107. How do you throw a party in space?
You planet. 

108. What do you call an attractive fruit? 
A fine apple! 

109. What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court, odor in the court!" 

110. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! 

111. Why did the tomato blush? 
It saw the salad dressing. 

112. What do you call a fish without an eye? 
A fsh. 

113. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. 

114. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie. 

115. Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.

116. Why did the cabbage win the race? 
Because it was a-head. 

117. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs. 

118. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket. 

119. Knock knock! 
Who's there?
Needle. 
Needle who?
Needle little help right now.

Related: 30+ Math Jokes for Kids That Add Up to Laughs

120. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom! 

121. What kind of haircuts to bees get?
Buzzzzzcuts. 

122. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here.

124. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? 
A pie-thon. 

125. What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?
Use a door jam.

126. Why was 6 so mad at 7?
Because 7 8 9.

127. Why didn't the robot finish his breakfast?
Because the orange juice told him to concentrate. 

128. Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.

129. Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.

130. Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks! 

131. What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf around. 

132. Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept.

133. What part of the fish weighs the most? 
The scales. 

134. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.

135. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright. 

136. What do you call a deer with pink eye?
A colorful eye-deer. (credit to Capt. John of the Appledore!) 

137, Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas. 

138. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y. 

139. What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on! 

140. Why do birds fly?
It's faster than walking. 

141. Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody. 

142. Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken's feathers. 

143. Can February March?
No, but April May. 

144. What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn. 

145. Why did the giraffes get bad grades?
She had her head in the clouds. 

146. What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg. 

147. What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don't look, I'm changing. 

148. What do kids play when they don't have a phone?
Bored games. 

149. Why didn't the koala bear get the job?
They said she was over-koala-fied.

150. Who was that owl who did all the tricks?
Who-dini.

151. What kind of vegetable is angry?
A steamed carrot! 

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152. How does the moon stay up in the sky?
Moonbeams! 

153. Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much. 

154. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it! 

155. What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-day! 

(submitted by reader Scooter T.!) 

156. Would February March?
No, but April May. 

157. What do you call bears with no ears?
B. 

158. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

168. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk. 

—Jasper L., young reader submitted!

169. What’s yellow and looks like pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut. 

—submitted (and created) by Rafael L. 

Related: 41 Giggle-Inducing Jokes for Toddlers

170. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
"No eye-deer." 

—also sent in by young Raffy 

171. What did the lunchbox say to the banana?
You really have appeal. 

172. What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're my type! 

173. What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems. 

174. How do squids get to school?

They take an octobus. 

175. Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp-wanted section. 

176. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?
A teapot!

—young reader Collin S.

177. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

—Lewis G.

178.  Two goats were munching on a movie script. 
Goat 1: This is good!
Goat 2: The book was better.

—reader submitted by Mr. Jeffry

179. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.

—submitted by Stella D.

180. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.

—reader submitted by Kaci Y.  

181. Why did the woman become an archeologist?
Because her career was in ruins.

182. Knock knock! 
Who's there?
Manatee. 
Manatee who?
Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot! 

183. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Primemates!

—Merci P., aged 10

184. What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats

—Emmerson H., age 13

185. What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin' Catholic. 

—Janice B., a reader like you! 

186. Why do birds fly south?
It's too far to walk.

—Pearl, age 10

187. What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don't look, I'm changing!

—reader, age 6 

188. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

189. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A strawberry. 

190. How does a hurricane see?
With one eye. 

191. How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
Yellow!

—Lily, age 6

192. Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut!

—Foster, age 5 

193. How do you stop a bull from charging? 
You unplug it! 

—Jadyn, Age 12 

194. What did the dad say to his daughter at the cook out? 
This grill is on fire! 
 

—Jadyn, 12 (This kid is on fire! 🤣) 

195. Why did the king go to the bathroom?
He wanted to sit on the throne.

—Eric, age 10

196. What is a pirate's favorite body part?
The booty!

—C.J., age 9

197. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?           
There is no such thing as a half a hole.

—Eric, age 10

198. How do cats bake cake?
From scratch. 

—reader Jacey

199. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat?
Brain food. 

200. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste. 

201. What do you call a rabbit with lice?
Bugs Bunny. 

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202. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge.  How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
None—it’s already built!

—Liam, age 7 

203. How do you make the word Tiger longer?
Ti-grrrh

—Kabir, Age 9

204. How do you clean chicken?  -
Put it in dishwasher.

—Kabir, Age 9

205. What do frogs order at McDonalds?
French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.

206. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name?
What. 

—Ray, age 9

207. Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?
To the rodentist. 

—Ray, age 9!

208. What does an alien do when it is bored in school?
Spaces out. 

—Ray! (they are on a roll!), age 9

209. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake?
Is this GLUE-ten free?

—Guess who? Ray! age 9 

210. Why didn't the hyena cross the road?
He was too busy laughing. 

—reader submitted by Gillian P. 

211. Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

212. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock?
Hammockery!

—Joe L., age 8 

213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?
Greatest minds think alike! 

—Henrik, age 9

214. What did the kid learn about knowledge?
It was all knowing.

—Reader submitted by Deziree

215. Why did the chicken go the hospital?
Because it needed some tweatment!

—Joshua Y., age 9 
 
 
216. Why did the skeletons cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

—Also Mr. Joshua Y., age 9

217. What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

—submitted by...drumroll...Joshua Y., age 9!! 

218. What do you call babies in the army?
Infantry! 

—Joe L., age 9

219. What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple! 

—Olivia W., age 7 

220. Why did the dragon cross the road?
Because he was too chicken to fly!       

—Joshua Y. 

221. Who won the race of princesses?
Rapunzel, By a hair!

—Josh Y! 

222. What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?
I have to scramble!

—our buddy, Joshua Y. 

223. How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away it's credit card!

—Joshua Y. 

224. Where does the T-rex go shopping?
The dino store!

—Joshua Y., age 9 

225. Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him!

—Guess who? Joshua Y.! 

226. What did the pear say to the shoeless?
You need a pair of shoes. 

—reader submitted by Rose A. 

227. What do you call a bear with no ear?
A "B"

—Alexis R. 

228. What would happen if the dean lost his job?
He would lose his "ideanity." 

—Joshua Y. 

229. Why did the baby cross the road? 

To get to the whine shop!

—Matilda C., age 7

230. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something.

—Ryder, Age 3!!! 

Related: 20 Cheesy Jokes To Make Anyone Crack a Smile

231. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.

—Suzanna R. 

232. What do you call a cat burrito?
A purrito

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

233. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

234. What do you call a pounding headache? 
A temple tantrum!

—hilarious reader, MJ Sims

235. How do you get a cat to code?

You Scratch it!

—Musegirl, 8

236. Why was the man mad at the clock?

He was ticked off!

—Nolan A. age 8

237. What is the strongest kind of shoe?

Under Armor!

—Liam A. age 9

238. Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?

Because he went down in History!

—Sreeja K., age 8 

239. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

—Sreeja K., age 8 

240. Why can't you spell dark with a "c", so it says "darc"?
Because you can't c in dark!

—Shivani age 8

241. How do you clean a chicken?
An egg wash!

—MB, age 12 

242. Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy. 

243. What's Joanna Gaines' favorite snack food?
Chips

—H.P., aged 9

244. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because there was noBody on the other side. 

—Grandpa Jo, 54

245. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. 

—Londynn, 9

246. What do you do when an astronaut’s wife is upset?
Give her some space.

—Jaden, 11

247. Why did the young astronaut cry on the moon?
Because he missed his mother earth. 

—A mother on earth

248. Two monkeys were fighting over a banana. What happened?
Banana split! 

—Saori K. 

249. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!

—Rianna G., age 10

250. Why don't eggs like to gamble?
They always get a raw deal. 

251. When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar. 

252. Why did the scientist take out the bell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize. 

—DT 

253. Why are strawberries natural musicians?
They love to jam. 

254. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! 

Related: 40+ Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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255. Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas?
He burped 7-Up. 

256. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr! 
No, it be the C! (Sea).

—A hilarious 6-year-old reader. 

257. What is a tree's favorite beverage?
Root beer! 

258. Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

—Hasset A. 

259. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school!

—Ronit P. 

The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:

260. Why did the cow lie down in the grass? 
He was ground beef.

261. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? 
It’s pasture bedtime.

262. Why did the phone walk in the water? 
He was wading for a phone call.

263. What is blue, but not heavy?
Light blue.

264. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints. 

—Joshua N. 

265. Why don't you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.

—Joshua N. 

266. "Doctor, doctor I am afraid of squirrels!"
Doctor: You must be nuts.

—reader Jerry C. 

267. What happened to the frog whose car broke down?
He had to be toad! 

—Martin F. 

268. What is the best day to visit McDonalds?
Fry-Day!

—Gianni, age 6

269. What's a cow's favorite drink?
A s-moooo-thie.

—Young readers Jax (7) and Kora (5)

270. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who? 
Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!

—Adalyn, age 5

271. Why did the tomato stop?
Because he was out of juice. 

—Karma E. 

Related: 51 Totally Goofy Birthday Jokes for Kids

272. What are cats best at?
Cat-apulting!

—Macy (10)

273. Where do cats roam?
In the catacombs!

—Katie (34)

274. What kind of stick does a cat chase?
A cat-stick!

—Macy (10)

275. What kind of fruit does a dog eat?
A dog-berry!

—Macy (10) & Katie (34)

276. Why do hockey players make great bankers?
Because they are good at checking.

—Henrik, age 9 3/4

277. How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.

278. Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!

—submitted by young reader Gwen I.

279. Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was trying to get away from the KFC.

—Ben, age 8

280. Who sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

—Alesha, age 11

281. Why was the snowman in the box?
Because he was picking his nose.

—Peter, age 8

 

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These next five were sent in from Jax (7) and Kora (5):

282. What’s a dog's favorite toy?
A funny bone!

283. What’s a cow's favorite rock?
A mooo-n rock

284. What’s the scariest plant?
Bam-booo!

285. What’s a cow's favorite place to go?
The mooo-vies!

286. What’s the scariest injury?
A booo-booo!

(Jax & Kora!) 

287. Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go! 

—Kaylee

289. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!

—Scarlett 

290. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

291. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!

292. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

293. What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?
A chocolate-chip Wookie. 

—Jake

294. What is black and white and looks like a penguin?
A penguin. 

—Zhan, age 5 

295. What does a cow like to drink?
A smoothie. 

—Carolina, age 8

296. Why did the parent hit the cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake. 

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297.  When is the best time to go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!!!

—Tyler R.

298. Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c? 
Because you can’t c in the dark!

—Garrett

299. A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?
Pigasso!

—Amara

A spin-off:

300. What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?
Vincent van Hog

—Gloria, age 8

301. What is a bat’s favorite game to play?
A com-bat

—Bianca, age 7

302. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
You've lettuce down.

—Joe, age 10

303. What did the salad say to the carrot when it asked for directions to a restaurant?
Beets me!

—Joe, age 10

304. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
They'd crack each other up!

—Raina, age 10

305. Which milkshake always comes with a straw?
A strawberry milkshake

—Gloria, age 8

306. What stories do crustaceans like best?
Lobster Tales

—Gloria, age 8

307. What did the basketball say to the hoop when it missed?
Oh shoot!

—Layla, age 9

308. Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride!

309. What is the best gift you could ever ask for?
Broken drum sticks. You just can't beat it. 

—Nate

310. Why did the nurse have a red crayon?
To draw blood.

—Charlotte

311. What mood best describes a sad librarian?
Under the books.

—Elliana

Related: You’ll Be Taco-ing about These Jokes All Day

312. What do you call a Buffalo that likes beef?
A Beef-alo

313. What does a camel say to a hunter?
Do you need some camel-flage

314. Why does the dinosaur like the bathroom?
Because it’s ex-stink-t

315. Why does the dentist use a computer?
Because it has Bluetooth.

—Jokes 312-315 by Gunner, age 8

316. What's grey?
A melted penguin.

317. What goes black, white, black, white, black white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
 
318. Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
 
319. Why was the baby in Egypt?
It was looking for its mummy.
 
320. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chicken's foot.
 
321. What does a cow eat for breakfast?
Mooo-esli.
 
322. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.
Then go and see a vet!

323. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.

324. Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
 
—Jokes 316-324 by Elijah, age 11
 
325. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's cold out here!

326. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?
To the other side of the river.

327. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cake?
Crumbs.

328. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Then sit on the couch and we'll talk about it,
But I'm not allowed on the furniture!

329. Doctor, doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baa-aaa-aad.

330. What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.

—Jokes 325-330 by Malachi, age 7 and a half

331. Where do you find a polar bear? 
The same place you left her.

—Thomas, age 7

332. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

333. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...

334. What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn...

335. Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Make sure to capture all the giggles—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

Every school year, parents reach out to their children’s teachers to inquire about any number of things. Sometimes it’s over a concern over their child’s academic performance or a conflict between students. Other times, these questions for teachers can be a bit more invasive, like when a school parent demands to know why certain things are being taught, like in the recent instance of a small faction of parents getting upset over Michaelangelo’s statue of David being shown in the classroom. But for every one of these situations, there are a slew of other questions that teachers would love to hear from the parents of their students. We asked several current and former teachers what questions they would love to hear from parents, and here’s what they said.

“What are my students’ strengths in your classroom?”

Jessica Matoian, an 8th-grade social science teacher at Sequoia Middle School in the Fresno Unified School District, says she would love to hear this question from parents, along with questions about how they can help develop those strengths outside of the classroom. “I believe in a growth mindset in my classroom. If I can work with parents and guardians on developing their students’ strengths, instead of highlighting their weaknesses, I find students are willing to take ownership of their strengths and build on them on their own,” says Matoian.

“Is my child happy? What lights them up?”

Brooklyn-based Christina Soriano, who taught elementary school art, social and emotional wellness, and Kindergarten summer school from 2006 through 2022, says she never heard any parent ask this, but wishes she had. “These questions are important because they are child-centered and strengths-based. It’s sometimes second nature, or sometimes cultural, that we go straight to how to make a child ‘better’ in a subject. Of course, that is a main point of schooling and learning, but it’s equally important to know what makes a child excited and joyful during the school day,” she says.

“How can I help my child succeed in your classroom?”

Victoria Taylor, a teacher with 20 years of experience and founder of BestCaseParenting, says she appreciates when parents take an interest in their children’s work. “Simply asking about ongoing projects and assignments can be extremely helpful to students and teachers alike. I understand it’s a lot for busy parents to stay on top of everything, but small gestures such as sending in student supplies or helping their child stay organized can make a huge difference,” says Taylor.

The same goes for Christina Collura, a full-time kindergarten teacher, autism advocate, and mother of two. “I am a firm believer every child has strengths (and weaknesses), and building and teaching children based on those strengths are vital to forming and building on a successful learning path,” says Collura.

“What supplies or materials do you need restocked/refilled for the classroom?

Amanda Dexter, who has been teaching middle and high school for eight years in Missouri’s St. Joseph School District says she would like parents to inquire about supplies long after the school year has begun. “At the beginning of the year, classroom supplies are usually fully stocked, but come a few months later and we’ve run out of glue sticks, construction paper, whiteboard markers, Kleenex, disinfecting wipes, pencils, etc. You’d be amazed at how quickly a class can burn through what seems like ample supplies in the beginning,” says Dexter. “Usually it is up to the teacher to restock supplies out of their own pockets.”

“Are there any educational activities or resources you recommend?”

“Parents who ask this question are actively seeking ways to enrich their child’s learning experiences. As a teacher, I can suggest educational apps, websites, books, or hands-on activities that align with the curriculum and support their child’s interests and learning style,” says Donna Paul, a Montessori teacher turned blogger at That’s So Montessori.

“How can I help my child develop independence and life skills?”

This might not be a typical question asked by parents, but Paul, who has over 10 years of in-class Montessori elementary teaching experience, says those who do inquire about this recognize the importance of preparing their children for future success. “I can provide suggestions on age-appropriate tasks, organization strategies, and opportunities for problem-solving that empower children to become self-reliant and confident individuals,” she says.

Related: Teacher Shares ‘Secret Code’ Used When Emailing Parents about Their Kids

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“How can I support my child’s learning at home?”

While supporting a child’s education in the classroom is essential, Paul feels that parents should also look into how they can extend this into their homes. “By asking this question, parents show their commitment to their child’s education and seek guidance on how to extend learning beyond the classroom. As a teacher, I can provide valuable insights, resources, and strategies for creating a supportive learning environment at home,” she adds.

“What can I do to support my child’s social and emotional well-being?”

Nowadays, more parents and teachers are learning about the importance of social-emotional learning on top of academics. “Parents who ask this question demonstrate their understanding of the vital role social and emotional development plays in a child’s overall success. By seeking advice, parents can gain insights into how to foster healthy relationships, resilience, and emotional intelligence in their child’s everyday life,” says Paul.

“Does my child behave at school (and) are they respectful?”

Julie Navitka, a former middle school teacher (from 2008 through 2022) at Robert Andrews School in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, suggests parents ask this question to gain better insight into their child’s behavior. Why? While teachers will generally inform parents when their students are crossing the line with their behavior, it’s a good idea to check in with teachers to see if there are inklings of problematic behavior that can be addressed early on.

“Does my child get their work finished (and on time?)”

Navitka, who briefly taught high school and has since started blogging at Successfully Sustainable, also recommended this question. Questions for teachers like this can not only help prevent any academic slides but also potentially detect a larger issue if the student is having a lot of difficulty staying focused and completing tasks, such as a learning disability or a cognitive disorder like ADHD.

“Does my child distract others from their learning?”

While parents should always ask questions related to helping their own students, it doesn’t hurt to inquire about how they are ensuring the success of the entire classroom. “Teaching can be extremely stressful, and even though it’s not the only (or biggest) factor, dealing with unsupportive parents plays a role in this stress,” says Navitka. Being proactive in addressing issues like these can make difficult conversations about behavior issues smoother.

“How can I help contribute to the classroom?”

While donating supplies is always helpful, Birney Elementary School teacher Robert Garcia wishes parents would ask how they can help contribute to the classroom in other ways. “It could be volunteering, donating special incentives, or just making a guest appearance,” says the 6th-grade teacher who has taught in Fresno Unified School District for 29 years.

“What skills is my child struggling with that may not be covered in class?”

Eddie Maza, an 11th and 12th-grade English teacher at The Idea School, a private school in New Jersey, says it can often be difficult for teachers to address individual students’ needs at the beginning of the school year. “As a high school English teacher, I encountered students who required assistance with fundamental grammar issues. While I would have liked to provide them with additional support, the nature of teaching a large class made it challenging to offer supplementary content. By asking the teacher about specific areas that need improvement and how to develop those skills, you can create a plan to help your child catch up with the class,” says Maza.

“How can I support my child’s work without completing it for them?

According to Maza, “Parents naturally want to assist their children with school work, but it’s important to ensure that working through challenging assignments, collaborating with peers, and communicating with teachers remains part of the learning experience. Involvement from parents is valuable, but asking this question helps ensure that your efforts to support your child’s education do not deprive them of the essential learning experience.” Alternatively, he says parents can ask, “What are the objectives of this assignment?”

Related: 16 Things Parents Don’t Need to Worry About (According to Teachers)

When it comes to clothes, your kid is all about perfecting “the look.” And nowadays, having sensory processing disorder or other disabilities doesn’t have to hold your fashion-forward kiddo back; plenty of companies out there offer on-trend adaptive clothing for kids. From compression shirts to sensory-friendly pants, these inclusive clothing lines have something for kids of all abilities.

French Toast

French Toast is the destination for all things school uniforms, and that includes every kiddo. Their adaptive line includes polos, dresses, hoodies, and more, all with the same color and style options of their other offerings. You’ll be set for the school year with a French Toast haul.

Shop French Toast Adaptive School Uniforms Here!

 

Sense-ational You

Sense-ational You goes beyond just sensory friendly options to offer styles with built-in sensory tools that help neurodivergent kids regulate all day. From hidden adjustable compression to sound reducing hoods to built-in fidgets and more, their goal is to make unique sensory garments that make sure kids have what they need no matter where they are.

Shop Sense-ational You Here!

 

Spoonie Threads

This line of adaptive pieces offers collections for both kiddos and adults. Their goal? Creating practical, helpful, and easy clothing that doesn’t sacrifice fashion. There are options for stoma, feeding tubes, diabetes care, wheelchair users, amputees, surgical recovery, and to manage cancer treatments. Kids’ sizes range from preemie to kids 18.

Shop Spoonie Threads Here!

 

Thereabouts by JCPenny

This inclusive line of kids’ clothing from JCPenney has something for every shape, size, style, and ability. Sizes range from 2T-22, has plenty of gender-neutral options, and has adaptive features like sensory-friendly seaming, hook and loop closures, hidden abdominal openings, magnetic zippers, and no tags.

Shop JCPenny’s Thereabouts Line Here!

 

befree

befree, the company behind zipOns, the adaptive pants for kids and adults, was created when a mother, whose daughter has cerebral palsy, couldn’t find pants to accommodate her daughter’s recovery from surgery. The pants have zippers up the side of each leg, making it easy to accommodate medical gear, and they help make it easy for kids to get dressed quickly. They are offered in black, charcoal, or navy, with different zipper colors to choose from. They’re comfy pants with a drawstring waist and can be put on or taken off standing up or sitting down. Plus, the zippers are covered inside the pants, meaning kids don’t have to worry about contact with their skin.

Shop befree zipOns Here!

 

Kohl’s Adaptive & Sensory-Friendly

Kohl’s sensory-friendly and adaptive clothing for kids include special features like flat seams, longer lengths, abdominal access, and two-way zippers (to name a few), indistinguishable from the rest of the brand. With faves like Nike, Land’s End, Tak Gear, and more, there’s something for every kiddo.

Shop Kohl’s Adaptive & Sensory-Friendly Here!

Billy Footwear

Universally designed Billy Footwear is a blend of function and fashion, so everyone can rock cool kicks, no matter who they are. What makes them so accessible to everyone is their design—a simple full zipper that runs from toe to top so they open completely, making it easy for feet to just slip right in. An easy zipper tug closes them snugly around the wearer’s feet. And the funky patterns and shimmery metallics give them total kid appeal.

Shop Billy Footwear Here!

 

Patti + Ricky

Consider Patti + Ricky your one-stop shop for every disability-friendly clothing option under the sun. Founder Alexandra Connell has curated collections for people of all abilities. Looking for magnetic shirts? They’ve got them. How about Velcro belts? Those too. And our favorite, Chewelry (yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like), is a must-have for kids with sensory sensitivities who like to fidget or chew. They even have Braille shirts by Braille’iant that allow you to customize a name or saying in Braille right onto the shirt.

Shop Patti + Ricky Here!

 

Kozie Clothes

Kids who dig weight or pressure to help alleviate anxiety or mitigate responses related to ADHD, Autism, or SPD can find everything they need to dress for success at Kozie Clothes. From compression clothing (think: long, short, and double-layered tees and pants, too) to weighted vests and special swimwear, Kozie offers the building blocks of a functional wardrobe. And the removable tags, elastic bands, and multi-use pockets are a bonus.

Extra credit: If their weighted and compression clothes are a hit, check out the weighted blanket, too.

Shop Kozie Clothes Here!

 

The Good Day Lab

Imagine a world where spills don’t stay on that school shirt. Yup, The Good Day Lab has a line of comfortable 100% cotton t-shirts that have an added clean shield technology that repels liquids. Soft, breathable, and offered in eight colors, kids struggling with anxiety won’t have to worry about staining their clothes. Our editor’s kids tried these shirts, and we can say they live up to expectations.

Shop The Good Day Lab Here!

 

Mightly

While this line isn’t technically considered to be adaptive, Mightly has tagless, itch-free labels, covered elastic waistbands, and flat seams, which are perfect features for a kiddo who feels everything. With adorable graphic tees, leggings, dresses, shorts, and even underwear, you’ll be able to find plenty to outfit your child this fall.

Shop Mightly Here!

 

Lands End Universal Collection

Quality and function are what Lands’ End bring to their Universal Collection. And easy dressing—for everyone—has driven their designs. Offering a full line of school uniform pieces that replace buttons and zippers with magnets, and including magnetic openings to accommodate leg foot braces, they’ve thought of pretty much everything. No more morning hassle as you rush the kids out the door because they can throw on these school uniforms with ease and independence.

Extra credit: Sensory-friendly tags are part of the whole package here, too.

Shop the Lands’ End Universal Collection Here!

 

Cat & Jack by Target

From the moment Target debuted its Cat & Jack Adaptive clothing line, it has been a go-to for affordable clothing options for kids with disabilities. And it runs the gamut. From wheelchair-friendly options to clothes that offer abdominal access to tagless and seamless clothing for kids with sensory issues—you can find it all here. The best part? Their adaptive line has the same playful graphics and colorful patterns found on all their clothing. Plus, with most items topping out under $15, it’s easy on the wallet.

Extra credit: They now have baby sizes!

Shop Cat & Jack Adaptive Collection Here!

 

Ez Socks

Whether your kiddo needs mobility or motor skill support, putting on socks can be challenging. But the reinforced loops on Ez Socks make it…well, e-z-er. This simple redesign is helping lots of kids gain independence in every aspect of getting ready for school in the morning. And the sock patterns are all super cute.

Extra credit: Tweens and teens can get in on this simple sock design too.

Shop Ez Socks Here!

 

Lander’s Kid-Approved Reversible Sweats

It’s a kid’s dream to live in “soft pants” at all times (who are we kidding, it’s our dream, too!). Lander has breathable, double-knit cotton clothes free of zippers, seams, or tags. You can wear them four ways: inside out, outside in, and with the front/back swapped. Brilliant!

Shop Lander’s End Kid-Approved Reversible Sweats Here!

 

Little Green Radicals Adaptive Line

Little Green Radicals Adaptive Line is created  with input from parents of children with disabilities who wanted comfy, adaptive clothing that’s also bright, beautiful, functional, and organic. Whimsical prints and cheerful colors make this mix-and-match line a winner for sure. Make sure to check out their sizing guide here.

Shop Little Green Radicals Adaptive Line Here!

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Yes, it’s hard to believe but spring break 2024 is right around the corner. Loads of properties are offering spring break deals with free nights, room upgrades, free breakfasts, and low rates. Whether your travel plans take you to Florida, Hawaii, Mexico, or somewhere nearby, these properties have everything you need to really enjoy your family’s spring break.

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Arizona Spring Break Deals

Tanque Verde Ranch | Tucson, AZ
Situated on 60,000 acres of breathtaking desert landscapes, Tanque Verde Ranch is one of America’s original old-time cattle and guest ranches, recognized as the last luxurious outpost of the old west. As the ultimate dude ranch experience, family-friendly activities including horseback riding, mountain biking, fishing, hiking, tennis, swimming, Jeep adventures, and much more await spring break travelers.

  • The Spring Break package includes the following with a stay between March 8 and April 20, 2024:
    • Lodging with three hearty meals daily
    • Horseback walking and loping trail rides and lessons
    • Scheduled breakfast rides and cowboy cookouts
    • Supervised children’s program (ages 4-11)
    • Fishing, archery, horseshoes, kids arts and crafts, basketball, pickleball, tennis, yoga, fitness center and indoor and outoor pools
    • Mountain biking, guided hikes, nature programming and more

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JW Marriott Tucson Starr Pass Resort & Spa Spring Getaway in Downtown Tucson
Book your escape 14 days in advance and enjoy 20% off retail rates. Discount Code: ADP. Getaway Downtown - Plan now, save more. Live it up in Tucson, Arizona | JW Marriott

California Spring Break Deals

LEGOLAND® California Resort – Carlsbad, CA 
For the ultimate spring break escape, LEGOLAND California Resort’s Vacation Packages are the perfect option for families. Through the “Hotel + Ticket” package, families can spend the night at the LEGOLAND Resort Hotel, which features 500 themed guest rooms and a separate sleeping area just for kids, along with an in-room treasure hunt with prizes, a heated, resort-style pool and complimentary breakfast daily. The package also includes a 2-Day Park Hopper Ticket, providing entry to the LEGOLAND theme park, SEA LIFE® aquarium, and LEGOLAND Water Park. This spring, families can experience the opening of a new land, Dino Valley. The new land near the entrance of the Park will feature three roar-some rides, a reimagined Dino Dig area and tons of prehistoric fun. Launching this summer, visitors can experience North America’s first-ever LEGO® World Parade. 

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Z Hotels SF includes Hotel Zetta, Hotel Zelos, and Hotel Zeppelin, three boutique properties with bold personalities located in downtown San Francisco. Guest who book their Leap Year offer will save 29% off best available rate and receive a complimentary 2:29 pm check out for travel any time before 12/31/24.  The offer will be live here starting Monday:  San Francisco Hotel Offers | Z Hotels SF

  1. Promo Code:  LEAPYEAR
  2. Save 29% off Best Available Rate
  3. Complimentary 2:29pm checkout
  4. Book by:  2/29/24
  5. Travel By:  12/31/24

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Paséa Hotel & Spa | Huntington Beach, CA
Save 24% off Paséa’s best available rates plus a free $100 resort credit when guests plan their visit by January 31 for dates of stay through December 31, 2024. Visitors can use their resort credit on whatever their resolutions are for more “me” time at the spa or comfy cozy moments in their guest room. Book online HERE using promo code ‘pron24.’

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Palisades Tahoe 
On Apr. 6 and 7, take advantage of the learn to ski and ride special, which is $109 for adults and children ages 3 and up. The program is designed for first-time skiers or snowboarders and includes a two-and-a-half-hour half-day beginner lesson, rental equipment, and a limited beginner lift ticket.

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Franciscan Lakeside Lodge
For those who book now through Feb. 28 for stays through June 15, you can use the promo code WINTER at checkout to unlock a $134/night room rate.

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Granlibakken Tahoe
When you stay at Granlibakken Tahoe, you can redeem discounted Palisades Tahoe lift tickets. Book here and use promo code STYSKI to redeem.

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Quail Lodge & Golf Club | Carmel Valley, CA
Located on the sunny side of the Monterey Bay Peninsula, Quail Lodge & Golf Club is the ideal place for families to visit for spring break. Located on 850 acres, the resort not only has enormous, outside-facing guest rooms with terraces or balconies open up to panoramic views of gardens, but also offers a number of outdoor activities suited for the whole family including a heated outdoor pool, nature trails, tennis courts, a VIP shuttle to Point Lobos Nature Reserve for incredible hiking, and more

  • With the “Stay Longer, Save More” package, guests who book three or more nights midweek will receive the third night complimentary when using promo code: 3FOR2.

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Zachari Dunes on Mandalay Beach | Oxnard, CA 

This spring, Zachari Dunes is celebrating being voted as the #1 Best New hotel by USA Today’s 2024 10Best Readers’ Choice Awards with the “Best New Hotel” package. From now through May 31, guests can utilize this offer for a complimentary upgrade to a partial ocean view suite with a bottle of sparkling wine included for a vacation toast. Link to book: here.

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Kimpton Hotel Enso | San Francisco, CA 

A special cultural vacation for the whole family awaits at Hotel Enso. Immerse yourself in the rich culture of San Francisco’s Japantown—one of just three Japantowns remaining in the US—with the Zeitaku Package, an extravagant 3-night stay at Kimpton Hotel Enso starting at $5,000. Revel in the opulence of the King Corner Spa suite, featuring breathtaking views and high-end amenities. The curated 3-day itinerary includes a bay cruise, omakase dining, relaxation at Kabuki Spring & Spa, and a private helicopter tour with stunning aerial views of the Bay Area’s famous landmarks including the Golden Gate Bridge, Golden Gate National Reserve, Golden Gate Park, Oracle Park, Point Bonita Lighthouse, and Alcatraz Island. All transportation to and from San Francisco International Airport is provided by luxury ride service partner Ride Alto. Link to book: here.

Colorado Spring Break Deals

 YMCA of the Rockies | Estes Park, CO & Granby, CO

Snow Mountain Ranch
Located in Granby, CO, between Winter Park Ski Resort and Rocky Mountain National Park, true to its name, Snow Mountain Ranch is the ultimate winter wonderland. The 5,100-acre property offers Nordic skiing and snowshoeing on 85K of groomed, world-class terrain, private and group cross-country ski lessons and rentals, dog sled experiences, winter horse-drawn sleigh rides, ice skating, indoor archery and rock climbing, indoor swimming, nostalgic roller skating, and much more

  • Package: Stay for 3, Ski for Free: Book a midweek vacation at Snow Mountain Ranch, and the resort will provide free Nordic ski rentals. Use code SK03. Valid for cabin or lodge room weekday stays for 3 or 4 nights, through February 29, 2024. Weekdays include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Book at www.ymcarockies.org

YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center
Nestled on more than 850 acres bordered on three sides Rocky Mountain National Park, YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center is an ideal destination for magical, affordable winter fun. Guests can enjoy a number of on-site, seasonal activities during the day – including sledding, snowshoeing, ice skating, roller skating, indoor swimming or rock climbing and more – and return to their cozy lodge room or private cabins at night. And the town of Estes Park itself is a must-visit winter destination – with numerous festivals, stunning winter vistas, local boutique shops, and charming restaurants.

  • Deal: Half off select activities at Estes Park Center during February: Guests will receive 50% off archery and the indoor rock climbing sessions during the month of February at the Estes Park Center. Weekdays only, Monday-Thursday. No code or coupon necessary

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Hyatt Centric Downtown Denver
Centrally located in the heart of Denver, baseball fans are positioned within just steps of Coors Field for the ultimate Colorado Rockies experience. This year, opening day is scheduled for April 5th (spring break week!). Designed for any baseball-loving family, this package will have the family singing take me out to the ball game with amenities including Jack-and-Jill style suite with adjoining rooms so everyone has their own bed and bathroom; Tickets to a Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field; Custom jerseys for the whole family from a local embroiderer; A game day brunch at Apple Blossom, the hotel's in-house restaurant; and a popcorn maker and cracker jacks placed in-room for game day snacking. Available from February 23 - September 29 (Spring Training through the end of the baseball season). Call to book (303) 529-2340.

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Hotel Maverick | Grand Junction, CO
Families love adventure, and Hotel Maverick is Grand Junction’s home base for exploration. Home to outdoor destinations like the Colorado National Monument and James M. Robb Colorado River State Park, spring break is arguably the best time of year to experience Grand Junction’s robust family-friendly adventure offerings from hiking and mountain biking to bird watching and rock climbing. The city’s first independent boutique hotel, Hotel Maverick is a scenic destination that fosters the spirit of curiosity, equipping families (and their pets) to immerse in nearby experiences built against Grand Junction’s sprawling red rock canyons

This spring break, families combining adventure with college visits can take advantage of Hotel Maverick’s “Rowdy Rate,” which offers a 15% discounted rate for Colorado Mesa University students and alumni. Not affiliated with CMU? Hotel Maverick’s Bed & Breakfast offer includes $20 daily credit towards breakfast at onsite Betty’s Coffee. Find more information at thehotelmaverick.com/offers

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Stay Two Nights, Get Third Night Free This Spring in Ouray, Colorado:
Escape to the winter wonderland of Ouray and indulge in a frosty spring retreat like no other! As the snow blankets the San Juan Mountains, we invite you to embrace the season's magic with our enticing "Stay Two Nights, Get the Third Night Free" campaign. Nestled amidst stunning natural beauty, Ouray offers a serene escape where snow-capped peaks, hot springs and charming alpine ambiance blend to create the perfect snowy spring escape. Promotion includes lodging with five different area properties. You must call the property and mention the “Stay Two Night, Get Third Night” promotion. Promotion is valid through March 2024 *unless stated otherwise

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Mesa Verde Motel 
Visit Mesa Verde National Park and the canyons and cliff dwellings of southwest Colorado this Spring Break! Package is $600 and for a family of up to 5 people and includes:2 Night Stay at Mesa Verde Motel in Mancos, Colorado

Upgrade options include:

  • + $200 for a full day tour with SWCCA (or 2 half-day tours)

  • + $150 for an extra room per night

  • + $30 per person over 5 (no more than 5 per motel room)

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Breckenridge Grand Vacations | Breckenridge, CO

SPRING INTO SAVINGS: 35% OFF + THIRD NIGHT FREE: Treat your family to a snow-filled Spring Break in Breckenridge, Colorado. You can enjoy the warmth of sunny ski days and après-ski events for the whole family. Grand Timber Lodge not only offers easy access to the slopes, it also houses a full-service spa, Family Fun Center, and even a private movie theater!  Book now and save 35% on your next family vacation, plus receive a third night completely FREE!* Pack your bags for ski-in, ski-out memories that will endure for a lifetime. Book: grandtimber.com/spring-break-2024/

*Based on availability. Package includes a 90-minute tour of the Grand Colorado on Peak 8. Restrictions and qualifications apply. Book by 04/01/24. Stay by 05/31/24

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C Lazy U Ranch Family Spring Break Vacation Special
Northwest of Denver is Colorado’s award-winning premier luxury guest ranch—C Lazy U Ranch—an all-inclusive experience with 8,500 acres of land to explore and more than 200 horses to meet. The ultimate Spring Break retreat, C Lazy U invites guests with a Family Spring Break Vacation special (on select dates between March 6 and April 7) to settle into upscale cabins with cozy wood-burning fireplaces (and without televisions for a true digital detox); and enjoy gourmet meals, with wine selections chosen by the property’s onsite sommelier; followed by evening entertainment and s’mores by the campfire. Committed to family-focused programming that allows for a healthy mix of time together and time apart, C Lazy U provides robust kids and teens programming (ages three to 17) with designated experienced counselors. There are a variety of fun activities to enjoy, such as horseback riding, cross country skiing and snowshoeing, ice skating and hockey on a Zamboni-groomed pond, snowtubing and feed wagon sleigh rides, a spectacular sightseeing excursion for families of up to 12 people to experience together. 

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McGregor Mountain Lodge Spring Weekday Special, Estes Park
All spring long, all of our one-bedroom cottages and suites (does not include The Old Caretakers Cottage or Cedar Lodge Suites) are only $169/night! This special is active on Sunday through Thursday nights. This excludes holidays. Come up and enjoy the peace and quiet of Estes Park and Rocky Mountain National Park in the winter months, where wildlife abounds and the snowshoeing is world-class.  Get a fire crackling on your hearth, and soak in the best views in the Estes Valley.

  • Also includes: Free Snowshoes for the duration of your stay, Free Movie Rentals from our video library, Free Popcorn, Extra Firewood to keep that cozy winter feel going. To qualify for this special, please either call and mention the “Winter Weekday Special” or write “Winter Weekday Special” in the comments field when booking online.

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Wildwood Inn Buy One Weeknight, Get One Free, Estes Park
At the Wildwood Inn, you will find inviting accommodations tailored to your unique needs. Looking for something simple? We have a wide array of spacious studios and rooms. Perhaps you are looking for something a bit more extravagant—choose from a variety of suites and even vacation homes. From things like kitchens, fireplaces, in-room spas, private hot tubs and decks, even steam showers and Tempur-Pedic ™ mattresses, you can pick a space with exactly what you need. Stay nestled in the mountainside or cozied up by the river. Located next door to Rocky Mountain National Park, and just three miles from downtown Estes Park, our property features breathtaking views, a barbecue and picnic area, a playground, and a full-service day spa all on seven gorgeous acres.

  • Bring the family to the mountains for a Winter Getaway. Book 1 night Sunday-Thursday night in any unit type and get the 2nd night FREE. This offer must be booked and stayed by April 30, 204. This offer is not available for 3rd party bookings, so book direct and save! This offer requires full payment and is non-refundable and not movable. We reserve the right to discontinue this offer at any time and is based on availability.

Aqua-Aston Hospitality
Aqua-Aston Hospitality

Florida Spring Break Deals

The Boca Raton 
The Boca Raton is the ultimate destination with shopping, great dining, incredible spa treatments, and more all in one convenient place. The property provides year-round escape, exclusively for members of The Boca Raton Club and resort guests.

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Islamorada Resort Collection 
Immerse your family in the beauty of the tropical Florida Keys this spring break. With this package, your family's bond will be captured with a 30-minute photography session led by a talented local photographer, Javier Exposito. Guests will also receive a $200 resort credit per stay, valid at the Collection's bars and restaurants. From lounging by the pool to engaging in exciting recreational activities, the Islamorada Resort Collection offers something for everyone in your family to enjoy. Valid for stays 03/01/2024 - 04/07/2024. A minimum stay of three nights is required. See full details here.

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Southernmost Beach Resort | Key West, FL
Located along the quieter southernmost limit of the famous Duval Street, the recently renovated Southernmost Beach Resort features tons of family fun for a memorable stay in Key West’s Historic District. Just by booking at least 14 days in advance, families can save up to 25% on their nightly room rate. Enjoy water activities like snorkeling, eco-tours, kayaking and paddle boarding just steps from the resort, or grab an onsite bicycle and explore the island’s nearby boutiques, museums, and art galleries.

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Playa Largo Resort & Spa | Key Largo, FL
Connect with nature and soak up the views of the sparkling Florida Bay with your family in a private cabana by the pool at Playa Largo Resort & Spa. Families can spend some quality time in the Florida Keys sunshine, and save when they add a private cabana to relax in the shade for the ultimate island vacation. All cabanas come with a dedicated server to bring you all the island delights you crave. Receive a special rate for your stay when you upgrade with promotional code 11P.

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Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa | Palm Beach, FL
Situated directly on the beach, the Forbes Five Star Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa offers a luxurious family spring break getaway where parents and kids alike can “play” and unwind. In addition to beautiful oceanfront accommodations designed by Jonathan Adler and private outdoor balconies, Eau Palm Beach offers a newly renovated Kids & Teens Club with the latest educational games and tech, an adults-only poolside bar, and multiple restaurants.

  • This spring break, families can book the Fourth Night Free package on all room categories when staying select nights through April 30, 2024.

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Caribe Royale Orlando Resort  | Orlando, FL
With its all-new one-bedroom suites and two-bedroom villas comfortably sleeping up to five people, and rates as low as $175/night, Caribe Royale Orlando is extremely spacious for its price point, giving families a high-end option only 1.5 miles from Disney’s doorstep. On-site amenities provide endless entertainment, even when retreating from the parks—kids can careen down the 75-foot waterslide, and parents can indulge in an Island Spa treatment or relax in two hot tubs. 

  • Wondrous Winter Escape: When booking direct on the Caribe Royale website, app, or through the call center, guests save 15% off for 2+ nights, and a $25 daily dining credit when booking direct. Valid for stays February 29-April 1, 2024. Blackout dates apply. 

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Hawks Cay Resort | Duck Cay, FL
Alongside the aquamarine water of the Atlantic Ocean, guests enjoy offshore, flats and backcountry fishing; diving; kayaking and standup paddle boarding programs; Cliff Drysdale tennis program, and the only resort-based Dolphin Connection program with complimentary daily viewings in the continental U.S.The resort boasts 177 guestrooms and 210 two- and three-bedroom villas, a full-service marina, six restaurants, saltwater lagoon, five swimming pools, kids club and Calm Waters Spa.

  • NOW AND THEN ANNIVERSARY OFFER: Receive a 4th night FREE, plus a $40 resort credit when you book a stay for three nights between January 12 and March 31, 2024.  *Must book by March 31, 2024. Offer valid for stays between January 12 - March 31, 2024. Subject to availability and blackout dates apply. Cannot be combined with other discounts. All nights subject to daily resort fee. 7-day cancellation policy

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JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa | Clearwater Beach, FL
Home to crystal clear waters and a breathtaking, picturesque backdrop, the new JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa is the perfect destination to relax and unwind this spring break. Parents can unwind at JW Spa and kids can hang at the onsite kids club, The Hideaway Hangout, for a day full of entertainment and activities. 

  • Spring Break Escape Package: Book the ultimate spring break retreat for your family to enjoy: Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value); Hideaway Hangout Day Pass for up to two (2) children for up to two (2) days ($200 value); One (1) Children's Beachfront “Buckets of Fun” Amenity; and breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day ($155 value)

  • Residential Respite Package: For larger families, book the Residential Respite package and experience the residential-style suite options available for guests and receive: Breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day; Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value) of select in-house items for up to four (4) people, and one (1) bottle of wine, upon arrival

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B Ocean Resort, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Located on the pristine sands of Fort Lauderdale Beach, FL, B Ocean Resort offers a unique combination of beachfront relaxation and premier city life adventures. In the day, relax on the resort’s private beach or explore the shopping and entertainment of downtown Fort Lauderdale. In the evening, enjoy a delicious dinner at the resort’s signature restaurant, the Naked Crab, or cheers with friends at a one-of-a-kind, adults-only live underwater mermaid burlesque show found only at the Wreck Bar. 

Travelers can save up to 25% off stays of two nights or more with the Winter Escape promotion at B Ocean Resort. Getaways must be booked by March 19, 2024, for travel prior to April 6, 2024, using promo code BWINTER.

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Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort, Miami Beach, Florida

Located in the heart of Miami’s famous Millionaire's Row, Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort is a boutique-style resort in Mid-Beach Miami. Artfully designed with warm tones and bold touches, the resort’s newly renovated 231 Boho-Deco inspired accommodations represent a fusion of modern comfort and timeless Miami style. The resort features two ocean-facing outdoor pools with poolside cabanas, a private beach with shaded daybeds and complimentary paddleboard rentals, a Green Lawn with a variety of family-friendly games, a fitness center and the on-site Allison Restaurant & Bar. In addition to being steps from the Atlantic Ocean, guests can enjoy having direct access to the 9-mile Miami Beachwalk with complimentary bike rentals. 

As families and friends search for warm Spring Break getaways, this historic and stylish resort invites guests to savor refreshing drink on the sands of the world-renowned Miami Beach. Book a stay with the Miami Beach Getaway promotion to enjoy a 20% discount on all food and beverages during stays and can take advantage of discounted valet parking at only $30 per night. The promotion is valid for travel planned through October 2024. Vouchers are a valid for one complimentary cocktail made with the resort’s house spirit, bubbles or wine. Adults aged 21 and older can redeem their welcome beverage at the resort’s signature restaurant, Allison Restaurant & Bar.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Deerfield Beach Resort & Spa, Deerfield Beach, Florida
Thoughtfully decorated with wood furnishing, light tones and pops of colorful island-inspired patterns, the newly renovated 244-room resort surrounds its guests with a serene environment that embraces the beauty of the pristine beaches and endless views of the water. The boutique resort invites guests to schedule a visit to Spa950, an on-site full-service spa with a wide menu of treatments and five treatment rooms where guests can savor blissful revitalizing treatments. A worry-free vacation would not be complete without complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site Beach Terrace Restaurant, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, free beach chairs and bicycle rentals for guests, and more. 

Guests can enjoy the full week of Spring Break with an affordable extended stay using the Stay Longer & Save promotion. Guests save 10% off one night20% off two nights or 30% off three nights on travel booked through April 2024, with rates starting at $200 per night. Perfect for groups, families and friends looking to enjoy a week away from home in the sunny Florida weather, enjoy all that the resort has to offer – from the beautiful beaches to the relaxing spa.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Fort Lauderdale 17th Street, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

As a city-centric escape in the heart of Fort Lauderdale’s downtown district, the hotel offers newly renovated, spacious accommodations among the crowded city streets. Conveniently located near the Broward County Convention Center and Port Everglades cruise terminal, traveling professionals and seafaring families can settle into their suites after a long travel day with convenient amenities such as complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site E Spot Restaurant & Bar, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, a private gardens and koi pond, and more. 

Guests can ensure safe and reliable transportation to Port Everglades from the hotel with the Pre-Cruise Package. A complimentary shuttle service will take travelers to Port Everglades from the hotel, ensuring a timely and convenient arrival.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Miami International Airport, Miami, Florida
Conveniently located within half a mile of Miami International Airport, the 318-room all-suite hotel satisfies their guests’ cravings at Grill305, the on-site restaurant with vibrant coastal cuisine and fine steak menus alongside an extensive beverage selection. After a long day of travel, guests can rest in the hotel’s outdoor Olympic-size pool, work off stress in the fitness center, or explore everything Miami has to offer with Little Havanna, the Dolphin Mall and South Beach just a short trip away. Find images of the hotel here.

With the Cruise Package, guests can enjoy convenient transportation between Miami International Airport and PortMiami using the hotel’s complimentary shuttle service. Leaving the hotel is no hassle, complimentary breakfast and evening reception at Grill 305, the hotel’s on-site restaurant serving locally inspired cuisine and fine steaks, will check one thing of the to-do list for an easy and convenient exit.

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Kimpton Angler’s South Beach
With a rich past stemming from its heyday as a haven for true anglers including Ernest Hemmingway, Kimpton Angler’s Hotel South Beach is located within steps of the Art Deco District and just two blocks from the beach. The hotel features a total of 132 one-, two- and three-story guest rooms and suites with spacious floor plans ranging in size from 400 to 1,000 square feet and includes studios, lofts, villas, spa villas, and poolside bungalows.

  • Suite Deal: Stay 4 Pay 3 - enjoy a four-night stay in one of our luxe suites for the price of three. Available for stays now through September 30, 2024. Minimum 4-night stay required.

Georgia Spring Break Deals

Serenbe
Stay at one of the properties within Serenbe Community and immerse your family in a week of nature, the arts, and more. Get a tour of Serenbe Farms (one of the first Certified Organic Farms in GA), take family walks along the various nature trails (and greet the Serenbe animals), enjoy live music on the Porch of the Farmhouse, or explore all the local shops/businesses within the community. 

  • While the Inn at Serenbe offers various unique packages and promotions, if you book a five-night stay at the Inn (or within the Community) in March or April, you’ll receive 20% off the best available rate, perfect for those looking for a budget-friendly destination. 

Hawaii Spring Break Deals

Aqua-Aston Hospitality's Winter Promotion | Hawaii
Travelers can take up to 20% off at one of Aqua-Aston Hospitality’s participating Hawaii properties including luxury condominium style Aston Waikiki Beach Tower and oceanfront Aston Islander on the Beach in Kauai. The booking window is open to the public from January 8, 2024 through February 2, 2024 for travel by June 30, 2024. Use promo code ‘Escape’ when booking your reservation.

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Mauna Kea Residences | Kohala Coast, HI
For families seeking a harmonious blend of relaxation, adventure, and spacious accommodations, Mauna Kea Residences, situated within the Mauna Kea Resort on the Island of Hawaii, offers the quintessential tropical getaway. These private residences boast panoramic ocean views and grant access to world-class amenities. Enhancing the getaway is the ‘Experience Aloha’ package, designed to elevate guests’ itinerary during their stay. Those who book a minimum 5-night stay will receive a resort credit of up to $300 per night to apply towards endless activities at Mauna Kea Resort, including dining & luau, spa, golf, tennis, and beach activities. *Valid on stays through May 31, 2024.

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Villatel Orlando Resort 
Set upon 77 acres in Orlando’s premier tourism district, the brand-new Villatel Orlando Resort offers luxe 4-9 bedroom villas, suited for groups of 8 to 24, with amenities that’ll deliver the ultimate Spring Break fest—from epic themed rooms to movie theaters, arcades, private pools, game lofts, and more. Travelers can keep the fun going with the resort’s exclusive spring break packages, including a poolside package with games and floats, a movie night package to enjoy in your home theater, or a BBQ basket to grill up a feast on the patio. To make this stay even sweeter, guests earn a free night when they book a stay of 7+ nights using code “1FREENIGHT” at checkout (blackout dates apply). Rates start at $232/night. Off-property, families can enjoy easy access to theme parks Universal Orlando and Walt Disney World, just mere minutes from the resort.

Hotel Commonwealth
Hotel Commonwealth

Illinois Spring Break Deals

21c Museum Hotel Chicago
Enjoy spring break in the big city with 21c Museum Hotel Chicago’s Snuggle Up Package, which offers families the comforts of home, complete with oversized plush blankets, streaming TVs for holiday movies, plush snowballs, an in-room fort, and lots of hot chocolate to cozy up to after a long day exploring the city. The package will run through end of March and 21c also has a new partnership with the Museum of Ice Cream, offering a 10% discount to hotel guests.

Massachusetts Spring Break Deals

Hotel Commonwealth | Boston, MA
Steps from America’s beloved Fenway Park sits a premier luxury hotel and the Official Hotel of the Boston Red Sox, Hotel Commonwealth. Hotel guests can enjoy an overnight stay and unforgettable game-day experiences this spring— the “Family of Fans” package includes an overnight stay, an ultimate photo opp at Fenway Park, Pavilion section seating, a family welcome message on the Fenway Park scoreboard, personalized matching Red Sox jerseys and more. The cherry on the sundae for any baseball fan is a stay in one of Hotel Commonwealth’s renowned baseball-themed guest rooms, from the park-facing Fenway guest rooms to the Fenway Park Suite or Baseball Suite surrounded by Red Sox memorabilia. Families can also take advantage of Hotel Commonwealth’s “Stay Longer, Save More!” package to save up to 20% when staying four nights or more.

Minnesota Spring Break Deals

Grand View Lodge | Nisswa, MN
Those looking to step away from the traditional warm-weather spring break destinations need to look no further than Grand View Lodge. Spread over 750 acres, the iconic lakeside retreat offers a variety of private, luxury accommodations – from boutique hotel suites to traditional cabins and spacious villas perfect for spring break travel for families of all types – 45 holes of championship golf, 2,500 feet of sandy beach on Gull Lake, indoor pools, indoor waterslide, and the recently renovated Glacial Waters Spa.

  • The “Spring Break at the Lake” package: With a stay of three nights or more between March 15 and April 7, 2024, you'll get 15% off of ski, snowboard, or tubing pass at Mount Ski Gull

Missouri Spring Break Deals

The Elms Hotel & Spa | Excelsior Springs, MO
The hotel is settled among vineyards, golf courses, historic sites, parks, and trails and is currently offering travelers 20% off when booking at least three nights when booked by February 29th, 2024, for stay dates through May 2nd, 2024 (perfect for spring break!). 

Montana Spring Break Deals

The Resort at Paws Up | Greenough, MT
The Resort at Paws Up combines luxury with unforgettable adventure on a 37,000-acre ranch—featuring untamed Montana wilderness steeped in Lewis & Clark history. Visiting families can stay in a luxury three-bedroom Wilderness Estate, or the one- to three-bedroom Big Timber Homes, to enjoy all the comforts and privacy of home with elevated Western furnishings.

  • Spring Break Time, Montana-Style (March 25–April 17, 2024) Includes: Book 4+ nights and receive a 20% discount off lodging rates. A $500 prepaid Resort credit per person per stay (included in package pricing) to use as you wish on activities and excursions or spa treatments. All daily meals, nonalcoholic beverages and a selection of beer, red and white wine and well liquors.

New Mexico Spring Break Deals

Taos Ski Valley | New Mexico
Nestled among the highest peaks of New Mexico’s Sangre de Cristo mountains, Taos Ski Valley is a year-round destination that delivers a pure mountain experience. Independently owned and operated, Taos Ski Valley strives to be better, not bigger. Whether skiing, riding, hiking, biking, or more, visitors of Taos Ski Valley are invigorated by the essence of the outdoors and inspired to make memories that last a lifetime. Taos is known for its wide variety of lessons and ski improvement programs. This season Taos Ski Valley has two new packages to appeal to every level:

  • First Timers Package: Taos Ski Valley will offer new skiers and riders a deeply discounted rate to try out the sports for the first time. The package includes instruction, a novice lift ticket, and equipment rental from Taos Sports. The package starts at $205 for a one-day first time lesson, $330 for a two-day first time lesson, or $395 for three days. (A savings of $179 or more than 50% for the one-day option, up to $757 savings for the three-day).
  • Ski Week Packages: Since the 1960s, guests have enjoyed the beloved Ski Week which provides a full week of instruction to inspire and improve visitors’ skiing, renew their spirits, and create long-time friendships. New this winter, guests can book a Ski Week package, which includes five days of immersive lessons, two five-day lift tickets, five nights of accommodations at the slopeside Blake Hotel, five-day demo ski rentals and daily breakfast at 192 at The Blake. 

New York Spring Break Deals

Trump International Hotel & Tower New York | New York, NY
This spring break, Trump International Hotel & Tower New York touts their year-round family-friendly Glamping By The Park package. After a day of exploring Manhattan, guests can keep their little ones entertained by camping indoors with a tent, sleeping bags and a make-your-own s'mores kit complete with "campfire" all without leaving the comforts of a luxurious hotel suite overlooking Central Park. Terms & Conditions apply.

The Hermitage Hotel
The Hermitage Hotel

Tennessee Spring Break Deals

Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains | Sevierville, Tennessee
Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains in Sevierville, TN is right at the heart of America's number one national park destination. The panoramic views of the Smoky Mountains and surrounding countryside will astound and delight. Located on gentle green slopes, families can enjoy outdoor fun and top draws like Dollywood, Splash Country, Rainforest Adventures and Great Smoky Mountain National Park are just a short drive away. At Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains, spacious one-, two- and three-bedroom apartment-style suites comfortably sleep four to eight guests, with plenty of room to rest and relax in separate living and sleeping areas, full kitchens, and dining spaces. Interested in having someone else handle the cooking? Utilize Club Wyndham’s partnership with Take a Chef for a discounted experience, and have a private chef prepare a customized meal for your group from start to finish.

  • For spring break travel, families can save up to $250 when staying three nights or more, when booked by February 29, 2024, by using promo code STAY24 at checkout.

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Big Cypress Lodge | Memphis, TN
Camp out inside the iconic Memphis Pyramid this Spring Break and experience nature like never before when you stay at the world-class Big Cypress Lodge, located in the heart of downtown Memphis along the Mississippi River. Suspended among Cypress trees, the 103-room wilderness hotel overlooks Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid. Your stay includes these complimentary perks: Tickets for the Sky High Ride, Shuttle service to and from Downtown Memphis, and a Delicious In-Room Snack Basket. Book here with offer code: BAR to pay only $199 a night from Sunday to Thursday; subject to availability.

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The Hermitage Hotel | Nashville, TN
Nashville’s iconic Hermitage Hotel has partnered with Draper James, the spirited lifestyle brand from Nashvillian Reese Witherspoon, to offer the ultimate Girls Getaway. Ideal for mothers and daughters this spring break, shopping, dining, and sightseeing are all on the menu, along with the ultimate photo-friendly memento: matching Draper James pajama sets for everyone in the group. Guests will be pampered with a private shopping experience at Draper James’ flagship store in Nashville’s stylish 12 South neighborhood. What’s more, with the hotel’s Third Night Complimentary deal, guests who book 2 or more consecutive nights, will receive the third night complimentary.

Texas Spring Break Deals

Cinnamon Shore South | Port Aransas, TX
Instead of the minimum five-night booking requirement, guests can opt to book just four nights at this charming, family-friendly coastal village on the Texas Gulf Coast. Running from March 8-17, guests get all the perks for a great deal, including luxe pools, lakefront fishing, private dune crossovers to the beach, and tons of Spring Break activities! Guests can rent golf carts for beach driving, and the community is just a short jaunt away from the charming beach town filled with great food, classic beach tourist shops, and more. Spring Break marks the grand opening of the new Splish Splash Family Pool, and there are even dog parks for your fur baby.

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Lost Pines Resort and Spa | Cedar Creek, TX

This spring break, enjoy the Family Fun package at this sprawling Hill Country resort. Using the code FAMILY, you'll get a three-night minimum that includes a $500 resort credit. Activities include a Bounce House, a Junior Golf Clinic, a unique Glow Foam Party by Austin Foam Monsters, featuring a dazzling display of glowing foam, and more. Teens are offered a Neon Nights Teen Swim Party and a dedicated hangout spot with hammocks for relaxation. Plus, families can enjoy Glow Golf and Dive-In Movies, to create unforgettable memories under the Texas stars.

Vermont Spring Break Deals

Topnotch Resort | Stowe, VT
The AAA Four-Diamond Topnotch Resort blends the gracious charm of a ski lodge with the luxurious amenities of a world-class resort. Located on 120 acres of woodland at the foot of Mount Mansfield between Stowe Village and Stowe Mountain Resort, the property includes 68 guestrooms and suites and 16 two- and three-bedroom resort homes (dogs are welcome in select rooms and suites).

  • The Linger Longer package is for Topnotch’s three resort home types – 1, 2, and 3 bedrooms, 16 resort homes total. With space for friends and family, there’s plenty of room to spread out and relax (or work) in a mountain home away from home. Guests have access to all Topnotch amenities. Book a 4-night stay or longer and the last night is free.
  • Another great spring break package is our Advanced Purchase for the Advanced Traveler package.  Book 30 or more days in advance and get 15% off the nightly rate.

Washington Spring Break Deals

Lotte Hotel Seattle | Seattle, WA
Families visiting Seattle this Spring Break can experience the magic of the Teatro ZinZanni Residency at the luxurious Lotte Hotel Seattle. This one-of-a-kind entertainment experience brings together two iconic Seattle brands during Teatro ZinZanni’s 25th anniversary year, promising an opulent, world-class extravaganza in the breathtaking setting of the hotel’s historic venue, the Grand Ballroom in The Sanctuary. Families can join the party and enjoy premium cuisine and world-class cirque, comedy, and music for a special evening the whole family can enjoy. When travelers book online on Lotte Hotel Seattle’s website with the code ZINZANNI, they’ll save up to 25% off their room rate. *Through March 31, 2023.

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Suncadia | Cle Elum, WA
Bed & Breakfast Package (ongoing): Wake up in the mountains! The Suncadia Bed & Breakfast package allows guests and families to start their day energized and ready to explore Suncadia’s 6,400-acre mountain playground – perfect for families with numerous outdoor adventure activities and programming for all ages. Package Includes: Overnight accommodations in The Lodge or The Inn and a $40 Daily Dining Credit

Washington DC Spring Break Deals

Viceroy Washington DC
Situated alongside the District’s vibrant 14th Street corridor, Viceroy Washington DC is a modern luxury lifestyle hotel with a rich history and whimsical art. A gallery featuring local artists’ works, dining concepts that pay homage to the neighborhood’s jazz heritage and design elements meant to embody the neighborhood of Logan Circle’s most distinctive qualities. The 178-room hotel features Dovetail, an all-season outdoor patio restaurant and bar that’s opening on May 18th; Hush, a seasonal rooftop bar and pool; BPM, a grab-and-go indoor-outdoor coffee bar; and more than 5,000 square feet of meeting and event space. Travelers can now save up to 15 percent off when they prepay their stay. Details can be found here.

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Hotel Zena
Changing the conversation in Washington, D.C., Hotel Zena is a bold cultural and lifestyle-driven hotel that celebrates women while recognizing the enduring struggle for gender equality. Every architectural line, material, and art installation was designed and curated to send a message of female empowerment – including a portrait of the late, honorable Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the lobby using 20,000 hand-painted and repurposed tampons. The 191-room hotel features an impressive art collection; Figleaf, its signature bar and restaurant; and Hedy’s Rooftop, an upscale lounge for cocktails and lite bites. Travelers can take advantage of their Stay & Dine deal which offers a $50 daily food and beverage credit. The package can be booked here.

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Washington Hilton | Washington DC
Helping guests celebrate the spring magic of DC’s Cherry Blossom season, the hotel has rolled out fresh Cherry Blossom packages and offerings below. Two miles away from the White House and National Mall, guests can also enjoy a seasonal outdoor pool deck, LivingWell Health Club, sleek lobby bar, sports bar, and regionally-inspired Four Oaks restaurant.

  • Cherry Blossom Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Book our Cherry Blossom Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, 50% off an appetizer at one of our delicious on-site restaurants, and a commemorative festival kite
  • Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Reserve our Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, breakfast, self-parking, and a commemorative festival kite.

Multiple US Locations

Campspot
Campspot, a leading camping booking site, will be kicking off spring camping with their biggest sale of the season! Campspot’s Biggest Booking Week will run from in early spring and offer incredible discounts at top private campgrounds across the country. Whether you’re searching for an adventurous spring break getaway, or planning ahead for summer vacation, browse and book the perfect campsite complete with waterpark, mini golf, bike rentals, or whatever tickles your family’s fancy. Visit campspot.com to get a head start on browsing, and follow along with @Campspot on Instagram to receive sale updates!

Jellystone Park 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off
  • TX & CA locations only - Everything is open including all pools, food and beverage options, all activities, etc.
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online
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Camp Fimfo 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off (Code: 4Night)
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 5Night)
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 7Night)
  • All activities and amenities will be open including all water features and coasters!
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online

Wyndham Grand Rio Mar
Wyndham Grand Rio Mar

Caribbean & South America Spring Break Deals

Atlantis Paradise Island | The Bahamas
Take advantage of the January sale by booking through January 24 for travel through June 17, 2024. The Public Sale is available from January 1st through 24th, 2024 to all visitors. Kick the year off right with ensured fun under the sun and the gift of travel! *Each offer is for a minimum two (2) night stay 

The January Sale includes:

  • $125 resort credit, along with 25% savings at The Coral, 20% savings at The Royal, and 15% savings at The Reef
  • $250 resort credit, along with 15% savings at The Cove 

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Wyndham Grand Rio Mar Puerto Rico Rainforest, Beach and Golf Resort | Puerto Rico
Make the most of this holiday season and take advantage of our Best Available Rates by booking 5 Nights and get the 5th Night free plus $100 Food and Beverage Credit for your stay. These apply to travel dates between November 1, 2023 through April 30, 2024.

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Seven Stars Resort & Spa, Grace Bay Beach – Providenciales, Turks & Caicos
Seven Stars Resort is an acclaimed independent luxury resort that welcomes families. With the largest, most expansive suites overlooking Grace Bay, and accommodations that include two- and three-bedroom ocean fronts – ideal for families and extended families. 

  • Spring Break deal: Two offers currently available: Winter Offer: 10% off for travel from Feb 1 – April 14th , 2024. Booking window February 1-29, 2024. Spring Offer: 25% off all room types. Book by Feb. 29th 

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Wyndham Palmas Beach and Golf Resort
Get ready to beat the cold with our Winter Package: Book a 5-night escape and enjoy the 5th night on us, plus indulge with a $100 Food & Beverage Credit so you can enjoy the cuisine created by James Beard Finalists Chefs Jeff McInnis and Janine Booth.

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Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino
Located on Palm Beach, Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino invites families to put a retro twist on spring break with its Retro-Fun experience. This add-on experience includes a wicker basket full of finger food, 1950's candies, vintage games (think: Gumby and a Magic 8 ball), old-school Coca-Cola bottles and TIME magazines from the 1950s and 1960s for some light reading. Families can also take advantage of the resort's water sport activities, a family-friendly pool with lively music and dining at more than 10 on-site options. Call the resort at 800-228-9290 to add to a reservation. The experience is available throughout 2024.

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The Somerset on Grace Bay | Turks and Caicos
Winter Warm Up - Enjoy 15% off when you stay 3 nights or more, including daily complimentary breakfast. The offer is valid for bookings until April 1st, 2024, for travels between January 4th and April 6th, 2024. Three three-night minimum stay is required. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Park Hyatt St. Kitts
Every 5th night free + $100 Resort Credit once per stay. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Beaches Resorts | Jamaica and Turks & Caicos, Caribbean 
Beaches Resorts, the leading all-inclusive family-friendly resort company in the Caribbean, is offering families major savings on 2024 vacations. The Winter Blue sale offers up to $1500 in air credit for bookings at select resorts and a $150 Resort Credit on stays of seven nights or more, including all three Beaches Resorts throughout Jamaica and Turks & Caicos. Families can book the ultimate all-inclusive vacation at properties like Beaches Negril, which just debuted new three- and four-bedroom Firesky Reserve Villas and Eventide Penthouse Suites, or enjoy Beaches Turks & Caicos’ 45,000 square-foot waterpark. Simply book any qualifying Beaches Resort vacation through March 3, 2024, using the promo code: WBRC2024.

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La Coralina Island House | Bocas del Toro, Panama

Book the Spring Break Getaway for bookings Feb. 1-Apr. 30, 2024, and receive 5 nights in a superior room with last night free, transport to/from the airport, a welcome cocktail, beach club access, and more. 

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort
Perfect for all travelers, the 330 all-suite property is nestled along the Aruba coast and within walking distance of the dazzling waters of the top-rated Eagle Beach, and conveniently located only 5 minutes away from Palm Beach where guests can experience Aruba’s flavors and lifestyle. Guests of Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort will also enjoy an array of dining options on property and exciting amenities, including complimentary breakfast daily, complimentary nightly cocktail reception, as well as a private underground walkway that safely transports you to the beach. Families will also love the five food and beverage outlets on property, bike rental availability to explore the island, access to a concierge desk to book any island excursion of their choice, and much more.

In timing with Spring Break, Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort is also offering a one-of-a-kind Fun in the Sun Family Package, which offers guests

  • guaranteed spacious suite accommodations
  • a welcome amenity for the entire family
  • family sailing excursion including lunch
  • made to order breakfast included
  • afternoon drinks and snacks

 For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com

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Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten | St. Maarten 
Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten is a duo of stunning oceanfront, all-inclusive resorts in the Dutch Caribbean, comprised of the family-friendly Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino & Spa and five-star, adults-only Sonesta Ocean Point Resort. Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino and Spa is a 420-room fun-for-all ages resort, while Sonesta Ocean Point Resort is a spectacular adults-only 130 suite “resort within a resort” featuring all-access to the adjacent all-ages Maho Beach Resort. While Maho Beach Resort will be best for guests of all ages, groups traveling with adult children will enjoy the next-door Ocean Point Resort. Families who book their stay now through December 19, 2024, can enjoy up to 35% off standard rates by selecting the ‘Barefoot Paradise’ package. Offer valid on new bookings only and cannot be combined with other deals. Blackout dates apply and based on availability. Travelers are to use promo code: PARADISE at checkout for stays through December 19, 2024.

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The Landings Resort and Spa (St. Lucia): On the shores of the treasured Gros Islet offering all-inclusive packages for its one, two and three-bedroom villas with butler service, washer/dryers and plunge pools. Plus, unlimited use of watersports, 7,000 sq ft spa, four pools and more.

Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Stay 5 nights or more and enjoy $100 Spa credit, daily butler service and resort activities including Caribbean cooking classes
  • Booking window: Now through February 29, 2024 Travel window: Now through June 30, 2024! Promo Code WINTER2024

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort (Aruba)Opened in February 2023 steps from Aruba’s renowned Eagle Beach, annually voted one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, and features 330 suites with stunning views of the Caribbean and five food and beverage concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Fun in the Sun Family Package: Family sailing excursion including lunch; made to order breakfast; afternoon drinks; snacks; spacious suite accommodations and a welcome amenity for the entire family upon arrival
  • How to book: For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com 

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Hampton Inn & Suites San Juan (San Juan, Puerto Rico): A breezy walk from Isla Verde Beach and nearby dining, bars, and nightspots with onsite outdoor pool and swim-up bar and poolside restaurant.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: 25% OFF – Book 3 nights and get the 4th night free. Booking window: February 1 – May 31, 2024 How to book: SRP: PVK

Canada Spring Break Deals

Chelsea Hotel | Toronto
As Canada's largest hotel with 1,590 guest rooms, the Chelsea Hotel, Toronto, is centrally located and just steps from the city's best shopping districts, world-class theatres, vibrant nightlife and exciting attractions. A full-service urban resort, the Chelsea Hotel has room types to suit everyone and the hotel offers three restaurants, separate adult and family recreation areas and pools – including the "Corkscrew" - downtown Toronto's only indoor waterslide. As a premier family destination, the hotel offers a full range of services including the Family Fun Zone, Kid Centre and Club 33 Teen Lounge. The Chelsea Hotel, Toronto is an independent property as part of the Langham Hospitality Group’s international portfolio of hotels and resorts. 

  • Stay and Save! Including Family Day Weekend/President’s Day Weekend
    • Family Day (Canada) and President’s Day (US) (February 17-19)Join us over Family Day long weekend. Book stay dates between February 15th to 19th for a flat rate from CDN $169. Enjoy the hotel’s dedicated Family Fun Zone, and guests can expect a line-up of free family-friendly activities all weekend long. Terms and conditions apply.
    • March Break (March 8-17)During March Break, the Chelsea is your family’s playground. For stay dates between March 7th to 17th, at the low rate from CDN $169 on weekdays and from  CDN$189 on weekends. Enjoy complimentary events and activities all week long, from movies to magic shows and everything in between. Terms and conditions apply.

Mexico Spring Break Deals

El Cielo Resort & Winery is a haven of luxury and tranquility nestled in the heart of the picturesque region. This resort is a wine tourism endeavor featuring a winery, as well as a boutique hotel boasting 95 lavishly appointed suites and villas. From the moment guests step into their rooms, they are enveloped in an atmosphere of comfort and sophistication, ensuring a truly elevated and unforgettable stay.

  • This spring break package includes lodging in a junior suite, American breakfast, a chocolate-tasting adventure, a barrel tour, and accommodations at one of the firepits with s’mores. Want to be on cloud nine? Guests are welcome to check out additional amenities, such as a welcome glass of wine, bicycle rentals, parking and free Wi-Fi. Valid from March 22 to April 7, 2024. Those interested in booking can do so here.

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Sandos Caracol Eco Resort is the ideal getaway for families looking to explore, reconnect with nature, and have an unforgettable vacation this spring break! A kid's dream come true, this all-inclusive, family-friendly eco-resort in the Riviera Maya is home to onsite crystal-clear cenotes; a river lined with mangroves that travelers can swim or kayak on as monkeys swing above; a grand 29-slide waterpark; a kids and teens club fully equipped with a jungle gym, trampoline, mini movie theater, crafts, sports and board games; an incredible onsite mini farm with local rescued animals where kids can become wildlife caretakers for the day; bike tours; snorkeling; 8+ restaurants; and much, much more! Additionally, the resort just launched their brand new Signature Eco Suites which are outfitted with plunge pools on private balconies and bunk beds that are perfect for kids!

  • For a limited time, the resort is offering a “Chase the Sun” package, making this resort a no-brainer for spring break! By booking before February 15th, 2024, guests can save up to 52% when traveling between January 1st and December 19th, 2024. Plus for extra savings, you can receive 125 USD in resort credit by using the promo code RESORT24 when booking!

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Andaz Mexico City Condesa, is a contemporary art haven fittingly nestled in the culturally vibrant and ultra-trendy Condesa neighborhood, and from now through August 2024, travelers can enjoy an exclusive Evergreen Deal of 20% off stays that are perfect to build a Spring Break trip or long weekend getaway around. Situated in one of the most walkable neighborhoods, the property is directly adjacent to the historic Parque Mexico and just a leisurely stroll away from museums like Museo Nacional de Antropología and Museo Nacional de Historia Castillo de Chapultepec, art galleries such as Galería OMR, Maia Contemporary and kurimanzutto, as well as some of the trendiest local boutiques like Goodbye Folk180° Shop and Chic by Accident. The hotel is also less than six miles from the world-famous Frida Kahlo Museum.

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JW Marriott Cancun | Cancun, Mexico
Keep the whole family engaged and busy in Cancun during your spring escape! The JW Marriott Cancun Family Fun package includes guaranteed connecting rooms, a daily $100 resort credit, free breakfast for two children under 12 years old, and daily internet access. Book your stay valid through April 4, 2024 using promotional code MAJ.

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Conrad Punta de Mita (Punta Mita, MX): Inside Punta de Mita's exclusive gated community, guests can enjoy personal concierge services in their suites with outdoor showers and plunge pools overlooking the Pacific Ocean, three outdoor pools and six oceanfront dining concepts including an onsite Agave Studio featuring over 100 different tequilas and mezcals. The hotel also offers pickleball courts amid lush tropical landscaping, historic wellness therapies and direct access to land and water activities on the beaches of Riviera Nayarit.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Book three nights, get the fourth night free
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024
  • How to book: Here; SRP: PBBOG1

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Waldorf Astoria Cancun (Cancun, MX): Opened November 2022 with 173 luxurious guest rooms and suites (each featuring breathtaking ocean views and a private balcony with a plunge pool), signature Waldorf Astoria Spa with 21 indoor and outdoor treatment rooms, sauna and salon, a private sandy beach, pools and seaside fine dining concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Friends’ Getaway Offer: Includes roundtrip transfer to Cancun International Airport – Waldorf Astoria Cancun, a Chef’s 4-course dining experience at Malpeque for two people per stay, daily reservation for a Pool Cabana. This offer is not applicable to existing reservations or group bookings, and may not be combined with other select promotions, discounts or offers. All offer components are non-transferrable or redeemable for cash, expire at check-out and may not be used or applied on future stays. Offer is subject to change without notice. Offer is subject to availability. Minimum two (2) night consecutive stay required.
  • Booking window: Now through December 15, 2024 How to book: Here

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Hilton Los Cabos (Los Cabos, MX): With views of the Sea of Cortez and direct access to a cove-protected beach in Los Cabos, Hilton Los Cabos features access to four world-renowned golf courses including Cabo del Sol designed by Jack Nicklaus, Enclave Beach Club, seven dining outlets, four oceanfront pools, beachside spa and excursions from camel rides to sailing.

  • Deal #1“Make My Stay” for $350 Resort Credit on 3+ Night Stays
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO
  • Deal #2: “Stay Longer in Paradise” for 20% off 4+ night stays 
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO

 

Europe & Asia Spring Break Deals

Cameron House | Loch Lomond, Scotland
There's so much to discover at Cameron House this winter. Arrive to a chilled Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room and enjoy the most indulgent stay at Cameron House with our two-night winter experience package. Guests can make the most of unlimited access to the Cameron Leisure Club, leaving you feeling completely relaxed.

  • Deal: Two-night stay in a Classic bedroom with complimentary upgrade to Loch View Bedroom. Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room on arrival. Full access to the Cameron Leisure Club which includes a swimming pool, family pool, gym, sauna, steam room and bubble pool. Enjoy a hearty Scottish breakfast in the Cameron Grill restaurant on both mornings. Code: WINTERBB

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The Vintage House Hotel
The Vintage House Hotel is a 5-star hotel located in the heart of the Douro Valley winemaking region, classified by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site and in the oldest demarcated wine region in the world. The Vintage House Hotel used to house a former 19th Century winery and is characterized by an idyllic setting, surrounded by hills and mountains covered by vineyards that stretch to the river. Its old-world elegance exudes European Charm and offers a warm welcome to guests, capturing hearts with its position and elegant, comfortable interiors.

  • Between now and April, we suggest you see the seasonal Winter Experience programme available until 31st March 2024, and then again from 1st November 2024.
  • The Gastronomic Experience programme includes a dinner in the restaurant as well as other benefits, running throughout this year.

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The Yeatman Hotel - Porto
Occupying a breathtaking position overlooking the Douro River and the city of Porto, The Yeatman is located in the heart of one of Europe’s great wine capitals. Home to British Port shippers for over three centuries, The Yeatman blends the finest Portuguese traditions of hospitality with a uniquely British flair for understated, stylish comfort. Set in landscaped gardens, The Yeatman is a tranquil haven where guests can unwind enjoying panoramic views, extensive terraces and two infinity pools (indoor and out). Apart from enjoying the swimming pools, children can play in the Kids Club and it is possible to book a babysitter in advance. There are plenty of books available in the bedrooms and Hotel Library and younger children are catered to with a fun surprise on arrival among other in-room amenities.

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Grand Universe Lucca | Italy
Wheel into spring break with an unforgettable trip to the historic city center of Lucca, Italy. The palatial Grand Universe Lucca offers the unique Bikes & Bites package where guests of the hotel are given bikes and a basket with “Schiacciata”, Tuscan flatbread stuffed sandwiches; “Buccellato” old sweet bread; Tuscan wine (for mom and dad), and water to bring along for a picnic. The whole family will love riding along the city walls that encircle Lucca and offer an incredible birds-eye-view of the entire city. The experience costs 25 Euro per person. Book here

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The Shelbourne | Dublin, Ireland
Celebrating its 200th anniversary in 2024, Dublin’s grand dame has always embodied the zeitgeist of the city--from being the premier venue for Dublin’s society events in the 1950s and 60s to playing host to the forming of The Chieftains, and today continuing to be Dubliners’ preferred social hotspot for fine food, cocktails, and pints. Known as “Ireland’s living room,” The Shelbourne is kicking off its milestone celebrations with the following packages for winter and spring of this year:

  • The Journey Through Time Since 1824 package includes deluxe room accommodation, gourmet breakfast, and complimentary parking for just €200 ($215) per person with the option to upgrade to one of the hotel’s luxurious Heritage Park View Rooms for an added €80 ($86). This package is available Sundays through Thursdays from January 7th to February 28th and is subject to availability. Promotional Code: THM
  • The Shelbourne will also be introducing the Toast To 200 Years Of History package for stays between March 1st and November 30th, which includes a deluxe room accommodation and gourmet breakfast, complete with a voucher that guests receive at check-in for two special cocktails to celebrate the momentous anniversary. Promotional Code: QZR
  • Perfect for winter break, the Luxurious Family Escape at The Shelbourne package allows children to indulge in turndown service. Available from February 11-24th, the package includes bed & breakfast in a deluxe double room (for 2 adults and 2 kids under 12), parking, and a turndown service featuring kids’ bathrobes and slippers, freshly baked cookies and milk, and in-room movie setup with popcorn. Promotional Code: ZE2
  • Looking ahead to spring, the Celebrate Easter at The Shelbourne offering includes deluxe accommodation, breakfast, parking, two celebratory 1916 cocktails at No.27 Bar, and an in-room Easter egg with chocolate treats. It is available for stays between March 14th and April 7th. Promotional Code: EB5
  • Lastly, for any visitors looking to pamper themselves during their trip to Dublin, The Shelbourne Spa is offering a Winter Skin Savior facial package, including an Elemis’ signature deep cleaning skin wellness facial that leaves skin looking healthy, refreshed, and rebalanced. Following the treatment, guests are invited to enjoy the relaxing room overlooking St. Stephen’s Green before heading to The Salon for a blow out and superfood hydrating smoothie. The package is €149 ($164) per person, and available Monday through Thursday from January 1st through February 28th with booking subject to availability.

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A Cultural District with a WOW factor | Porto, Portugal

WOW is a huge new cultural district where everyone is welcome. In the historic heart of Vila Nova de Gaia, just a short distance from the centre of Porto, WOW pays homage to culture, history, and Portugal's main industries.  Explore six different museumsrestaurants, and workshops for all the family

Special offer: Family ticket (2 adults+2 kids) for 2 museums – 72€. Valid for 1 month.

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Vakkaru | Maldives
Vakkaru sits on a secluded reef island with ocean views, white sand, and unique marine biodiversity. The Vakkaru Dream Getaway is available for stays of fice days or more between now and December 22, 2024, and includes:

  • Up to 30% off on accommodations; daily breakfast at Amaany ; complimentary daily dinner at designated restaurants; complimentary stay and meals for two children below 12 years of age; complimentary access to Parrotfish Club for children 3 to 12 years of age, Coconut Club, Sports Fields and Merana Spa’s Wellness Area, and more. 

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Whether they insist on sleeping with one arm flung out of their swaddle or giggle uncontrollably every time they hear the song “Shake It Off,” it’s probably become clear that your baby has a mind of their own—and they don’t need any words to tell you what they like (and strongly dislike!). Beyond their day-to-day preferences, to get a sense of what your infant’s interests, strengths, and challenges might be as toddlers and beyond, look no further than their unique natal astrology. Although it’s just one piece of the complex puzzle that is your baby’s birth chart, their sun sign—the zodiac sign that the sun was moving through when they came into the world—can give you a sense of what their personality will be like. That’s because your baby’s astrology can influence their self-identity, self-image, and confidence.

As an astrologer and the author of Raising Baby by the Stars: A New Parent’s Guide to Astrology, I’m passionate about teaching parents how to use astrology to gain more insight into their little’s distinct perspective—and to hold space for that tiny human to grow into their authentic selves. So let’s dive in and look at each sun sign to explain how it colors your baby’s budding personality.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries illustration of a ram for a story on baby astrology

With Mars, the planet of action and energy, as their ruling force, your little Aries will need to engage in a lot of physical activity to burn off all that steam. In other words, the minute they’re on the move, you’re going to be getting some boot camp-level cardio just trying to keep up. As the cardinal fire sign, your Aries baby will be a restless go-getter who initiates games and has just about zero tolerance for losing at anything. And because they’re the first of all 12 signs, Aries is considered the baby of the zodiac, so even as they get older your babe will remain super playful and a bit wide-eyed.
Key personality traits: Active, competitive, direct, fiery
Favorite things: Fast-paced physical activity (jumping, running, or even chilling in the jogging stroller while you zip the two of you through the park); winning and being declared #1 (so make sure you have a space in their room for the trophies they’re going to start racking up); being silly and laughing at slapstick humor.
Tantrum fuel: If anything takes too long, moves too slow, or just feels straight-up boring for eager, fast-paced Aries, they’ll quickly lose their cool. The good news is that they do everything at lightning speed, including tantrums, so just as quickly as they explode they’ll be back to their bouncy, happy selves and on to the next thing. To help them move through a bad mood quickly, lean on physical activity or a competitive game.

Taurus (April 21-May 20)

Taurus illustration of a bull for a story on baby astrology

Born under the fixed earth sign ruled by Venus, the planet of luxury, art, and beauty, your Taurus baby adores being comfy and sticking to what they know to be tried and true. This is a kid who is more attached to their lovey than any other and who will really dig their heels in when it comes to trying new foods or routines. The positive flipside of this obstinacy is that they’ll be incredibly dedicated to the activities—and people!—they love and are especially engaged with following through on tasks or goals. As an earth sign, they’re also in touch with nature and love hanging out outside.
Key personality traits: Down-to-earth, stubborn, slow-paced, practical
Favorite things: Snuggling and getting cozy; enjoying activities that engage as many senses as possible (like smelling flowers in the park while listening to birds and eating a yummy ice cream cone); expressing themselves artistically, perhaps by painting or singing.
Tantrum fuel: The good news: Taureans are known for their long fuse. The bad news: They absolutely hate to be rushed or pushed to change anything faster than the pace that comes naturally to them. And as the sign associated with the Second House of Material Possessions, losing a favorite toy or any tactile object they’re attached to will likely result in a major meltdown, so buy backups of that lovey ASAP. When they’re raging, speak to them in a calm, soothing voice and point to the practicalities of any given situation (e.g. “You need to wear this jacket because it is very cold outside”).

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Gemini illustration of a sun for a story on baby astrology

It’s no wonder Gemini toddlers are super social and raring to go; the mutable air sign is ruled by Mercury, the messenger planet that oversees communication, transportation, and technology. They want to take in as much information as possible and then share it, so don’t be surprised if your tot’s a total chatterbox. Mercury also makes them really active listeners, and they’ll be the first kids to mimic or do impressions (so you’ll want to watch your language around this one!). There’s a good reason the sign is symbolized by twins, as you may notice that your Gemini baby vacillates between two distinct personality traits—they could be incredibly shy one moment and extroverted the next.
Key personality traits: Curious, communicative, dualistic, social
Favorite things: Lively “chats,” whether that’s simply listening to you talk or fully engaged in a tête-à-tête; being read to and, later, reading on their own (they’re lovers of language from a young age); going on road trips or long-distance journeys where there are lots of opportunities to soak up new information.
Tantrum fuel: Having to engage in quiet time or missing out on social time (maybe it’s their bedtime, but Grandma’s visiting) will send your Twins kid into a tailspin. They also loathe any circumstance that limits their mental stimulation and ability to express themselves and connect with others. That said, you can tackle a tantrum by holding space for them to talk through their feelings or work through them by scribbling with crayons on a piece of paper.

Cancer (June 22-July 21)

Cancer illustration of a crab for a story on baby astrology

Born under the cardinal water sign ruled by the moon, which oversees emotions and intuition in astrology, your Crab baby is a total softie. Family-oriented and heartfelt, it might sometimes feel like they’re literally glued to your side. They’re also big on being near the water, whether that’s your go-to beach for annual vacays or just a tub full of their fave bath toys. Since the moon moves through the zodiac quickly, changing signs and setting a different emotional tone every two-ish days, you’ll notice your Cancer’s disposition tends to ebb and flow, too. That’s why they have a reputation for being a bit moody, but even when they’re retreating into their shell, they’re total lovebugs.
Key personality traits: Sentimental, goofy, sensitive, nurturing
Favorite things: Time spent with you and other family members, ideally feeling closely bonded by saying “I love you” (and showing it); creative outlets that allow them to lean into their innate caring side, like playing doctor with you as the patient; helping you make—and noshing on—yummy comfort foods in the kitchen.
Tantrum fuel: Crabs need to feel emotionally secure and connected to their parent or caregiver even more than the average kiddo, so sensing that you’re not in sync and attuned to them could set them off. Reassuring them that you’re always there for them and love them can go a long way.

Related: The Parent-Child Astrology Compatibility Chart

Leo (July 22-August 22)

Leo illustration of a lion for a story on baby astrology

Your little Lion will be a bit of an attention fiend from the start, but they come by it naturally—it’s the fixed fire sign ruled by the gleaming, brilliant sun. They adore being the star of the show and earning all of the applause, and they just can’t help it since they’re usually pretty magnetic, upbeat, and charming. Plus, their sign’s association with the Fifth House of Self-Expression makes them naturally creative performers. They’re also direct, confident go-getters who believe being sunny and self-assured will get them across any finish line. Like all the fixed signs, they’re apt to become kind of infatuated with their favorite pastimes—whether that’s watching Ms. Rachel or staging their own plays.
Key personality traits: Charismatic, optimistic, fun-loving, confident
Favorite things: Soaking up the sunshine (they’re happiest during their warm, playful, summery season) and the spotlight; expressing themselves through an art form, like dancing or theater—ideally one with an adoring audience; setting the stage for friends to emulate them and leading the charge on play dates.
Tantrum fuel: Leos are innate leaders and have a bossy streak, so learning that they’re actually not the one calling the shots can drive them up a wall. Feeling like you’re not seeing and/or hearing them will also likely fuel a lot of roaring. Offer them a sense of control and to feel heard by giving them a choice between limited options (like two different rainy day activities to do).

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Virgo illustration of the Maiden for a story on baby astrology

Born under the mutable earth sign ruled by Mercury, the information-gathering planet, your little one is eager to be helpful, a bookworm in the making, and a super communicator with an aptitude for critical thinking. They love hearing and telling stories as well as learning and sharing what they’ve learned. And, lucky you, because they might actually be eager to help out with detail-oriented chores as a result of Virgo being associated with the Sixth House of Daily Routine. As a true mutable sign, they might just be a bit more adaptable than other kids, but on the flip side, they also struggle to make up their minds as a result of overthinking.
Key personality traits: Cerebral, diligent, kind, pragmatic
Favorite things: School supplies—even before they’re in school, they’ll gravitate to pencils, journals, or just blank pages of construction paper perfect for working on their communication skills; reading books, perhaps especially on Mercury-ruled topics like technology or transportation; a tidy, organized space that contributes to them feeling calm.
Tantrum fuel: As a result of their ruler, Mercury, Virgos need to feel like they’ve had a chance to gather information before they make a decision, so feeling pressured into a conclusion before they’ve had a chance to do that can cause your Maiden kiddo to get frighteningly cranky. They also tend to overthink and worry quite a bit, which can contribute to moodiness—and is also a case for fostering grounding mindfulness skills, which can also be the perfect antidote to a grouchy mood.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Libra illustration of scales for a story on baby astrology

With Venus, the planet of relationships and art, as your Libra kid’s ruler, they can’t help but be partnership-oriented and beauty-loving. The benefits of having an aesthetically appealing space are probably lost on a lot of littles, but not a Libra who will be more inclined toward peacefulness if the color of their nursery walls and the amount of sunlight in their room is just so. The sign is also associated with the Seventh House of Partnership, so your wee Libra prefers one-on-one bonding with you, other loved ones, and friends—and may be quick to declare a playmate their BFF. They’re also people-people and complete social butterflies.
Key personality traits: Social, peace-seeking, artistic, free-spirited
Favorite things: Art supplies that will allow them to create something beautiful of their very own; soothing surroundings (music, colors, lighting) that set a harmonious tone in their living space; parties and other opportunities to hang out with a bunch of fun, friendly faces.
Tantrum fuel: As a result of their ruler, Venus, which is the planet of harmony and peace, little (and, tbh, big) Libras will go out of their way to avoid conflict or any kind of bumps in the road. As they grow up, in an effort not to lose their cool, they sometimes steer toward passive-aggressiveness. It’s a case for showing them that all feelings are equally important and worthy of acknowledging and working through.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Scorpio illustration of a scorpion for a story on baby astrology

If your kid was born under the sign of the Scorpion—the fixed water sign—they’re magnetic, dynamic, powerful go-getters. That’s in part because their modern ruler is Pluto, the planet of transformation, and their traditional ruler is Mars, the planet of action and energy. Though they experience emotions in a super-intense way, they’re prone to keeping them to themselves and sharing only once they are absolutely ready (and generally only with VIPs).
Key personality traits: Family-oriented, fearless, intuitive, self-possessed
Favorite things: A security item like a blanket or lovey that has been and will be theirs forever; games, activities, puzzles, or stories that involve a mystery they can solve; time spent at the beach or swimming, because, just like other water signs, they find being near or in the water centering.
Tantrum fuel: Driven and resolute, little Scorps absolutely hate being told “no”—yes, even more than the average toddler. It’s enough to make them dig their heels in even further. Making sure they feel heard can make a difference. And remind them that they can let you know how they feel whenever, given that your Scorpion prefers to open up about big feelings on their own time.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

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A little one born under the mutable fire sign Sagittarius is gregarious, free-spirited, independent-minded, and probably fairly outspoken—even if only in the form of top-volume shrieks or giggles. Thanks to Sag’s ruler, Jupiter, the planet of abundance and fortune, they’re glass-half-full kids and also believe bigger and more is always better. In other words, skip the mini cupcakes and opt for a totally over-the-top cake with a giant Bluey figurine. Being associated with the Ninth House of Adventure, they’re full of wanderlust right off the bat. You can typically guarantee a Sag kid is one you can plunk in a carrier and take with you wherever—on a hike, a train ride, or overseas—without all that much fuss.
Key personality traits: Adventurous, unfiltered, buoyant, independent
Favorite things: Any opportunity to learn about different languages or cultures given their innate penchant for soaking up knowledge and globetrotting; lots of silly jokes because they’re natural comedians; lots of wide, open spaces to play, run, and feel free.
Tantrum fuel: As free-spirited as they are, Sagittarians absolutely hate boundaries, restrictions, and limits more than most kids, so talking to them from a young age about how following rules can actually create space for more freedom would be wise.

Capricorn (December 22-January 21)

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Born under the cardinal earth sign ruled by taskmaster Saturn, the planet of commitment and boundaries, Cap kiddos are serious, driven, and wise beyond their years. They’re also eager to put in the work to achieve their goals, and they’ll set ambitious ones. Your Sea Goat is a natural-born leader who enjoys taking the initiative, likely catching you off guard when they actually want to help you file away bills or put away dishes. As a toddler or older, they’ll be the kid who kicks off a round of a new game with friends and then makes sure everyone understands the rules.
Key personality traits: Precocious, grounded, traditional, industrious
Favorite things: Spending time working toward a goal, especially in nature, like helping you garden; big-picture goals they’re able to hit via a step-by-step plan and possibly a sticker chart; learning about history as they’re old souls with a reverence for the past.
Tantrum fuel: Being thought of as foolish is your Cap’s worst nightmare, so if they make a mistake or have an accident, they’ll be deeply upset. Don’t expect a fire sign-style freakout; their tantrum style is a bit more restrained as they may struggle to let their guard down. So relay that it’s OK to mess up, because we’re all human, and it’s also OK to have big feelings.

Aquarius (January 22-February 18)

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Your science-minded, super-social kiddo was born under the fixed air sign, symbolized by the Water Bearer. Quick to make friends with just about anyone, your little one will also want to be fiercely themselves and strike out against convention, thanks to Aquarius’ modern ruler, Uranus, the game-changer planet. So if you want to encourage them to do something, telling them that all the other kids are doing it will get you, well, just about nowhere. Celebrating what makes them unique and different and allowing for a lot of experimentation is the fast track to a happy Aquarius.
Key personality traits: Future-minded, inventive, friendly, rebellious
Favorite things: Working as part of a team or group, maybe even joining you when you volunteer, because Aquarians take a lot of pride in connecting with and contributing to their community; technology of all kinds, given that Uranus is the planet of electricity and innovation; lots of opportunities to go against the grain, whether that’s by listening to quirky music or wearing wildly clashing colors completely on purpose.
Tantrum fuel: Because they’re so defensive of their independent spirit, your little Water Bearer could very well go berserk as a result of being told they have to do, well, just about anything, especially if it’s because everyone else is doing it. And while all toddlers love to ask “why” repeatedly, Aquarius is especially prone to this, and if you don’t play ball, they’re sure to get wildly aggravated. Nurture their curiosity and lean on creative learning when they’re feeling down (think: STEM activities or putting together funky outfits).

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

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If your baby was born under the mutable water sign Pisces, they’re empathic, sensitive, and intriguingly in tune with the mystical, spiritual aspects of life. Heck, they may even be psychic They can’t help but pick up on the energy around them, which means from a very young age, it’s smart to work with them on identifying and owning their own emotions. Incredibly imaginative, as a result of their modern ruling planet, Neptune, the planet of spirituality, your Pisces might have vivid dreams and would do well to have lots of artistic outlets for expressing themselves and their deep feelings.
Key personality traits: Emotional, imaginative, tenderhearted, perceptive
Favorite things: Whimsical, fantastical stories and entertainment that allow them to escape the humdrum of everyday life; an artistic way to share their emotions, whether that’s a beginner’s musical instrument or canvas and paint set; time spent with you learning about everyday magic (like how flowers bloom or the tides are linked to the moon).
Tantrum fuel: Sensitive Piscean kids are easily overwhelmed by not only their own feelings but other people’s emotions they often pick up on, and feeling totally exhausted by being the littlest empath can really set the stage for a tearful tirade. In turn, you’ll do well to work with your Fish on self-soothing techniques like meditation or toddler yoga.

There used to be this thing called sleep that we would get at night before any number of tiny humans came into the picture. You probably vaguely remember it. It was nice. But small kids and a good night’s sleep rarely go hand-in-hand, which leaves many parents scrambling to find a solution for their nighttime woes. It’s one thing to have a baby who wakes in the wee hours—we’re repeatedly warned about that—but what about a toddler whose stalling leads to a two-hour bedtime routine, or school-aged kids bolting awake multiple times a night? A lot of parents are taking matters into their own hands, turning to melatonin for some bedtime help. So, does it work? And, more importantly, is melatonin safe for kids?

To learn more about the risks and benefits of melatonin use in children, we spoke to Dr. Sara Siddiqui, a pediatrician at Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital in New York.

What is melatonin and how does it help with sleep?

“Melatonin is a hormone that is naturally found in the body to assist with circadian sleep rhythm and falling asleep,” Siddiqui explains. When you purchase melatonin gummies, pills, or tablets, you’re getting a synthetic version of that hormone that delivers a similar result.

Essentially, melatonin supplements create a signal that bedtime is here—think of it like sending a memo to your brain that says it’s time to get some shut-eye. When you’re dealing with jet lag, for example, it can be really helpful in coaxing your body to fall asleep at a different time than it’s used to. However, Siddiqui points to research indicating that taking melatonin does not help people stay asleep or get better quality rest during the night, which means it won’t stop your four-year-old from bouncing out of bed at 4 a.m. ready to start their day.

Is melatonin bad for kids?

Melatonin can be appropriate for kids when it’s given in the correct dose and only on occasion. “As a pediatrician, I understand the issues with children and sleep,” Siddiqui says. “Some children over the age of 2 may need supplementation of melatonin to assist in falling asleep for a brief period of time.”

While taking melatonin regularly isn’t something that most doctors or sleep experts recommend for children (or adults, for that matter), there’s a time and place for it. “I do recommend melatonin for certain children who are having difficulty falling asleep for various reasons,” Siddiqui says. “Perhaps a stressful event, or a change in environment, a new sibling, or a change in behavior.” It’s also been shown to help kids with ADHD or autism spectrum disorder who have sleep disturbances. Siddiqui stresses that melatonin should be used under the supervision of a pediatrician or another doctor specializing in children’s health, adding that it should be given temporarily and in low doses.

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It’s also important to remember that because melatonin is a supplement, not a prescription drug, it’s not regulated by the FDA the same way pediatric ibuprofen, acetaminophen, and other medications are. This means there is no regulatory oversight on the content of melatonin gummies or tablets, and parents can’t be sure that they’re buying a safe, high-quality product. A study published in the Journal of Clinical Sleep Medicine looking at 31 melatonin supplements found that 71% of the products had more than 10% variance from the amount of melatonin they claimed to contain—and a quarter of the products also contained unauthorized (and unlabelled) serotonin!

Basically, it’s a bit of a Wild West where melatonin is concerned, but if it’s used temporarily under the guidance of your pediatrician the risks should be low. The biggest issue is when it’s taken casually or on a regular basis.

How much melatonin is safe for kids?

Siddiqui recommends speaking to your child’s doctor for personalized advice before offering them melatonin. Generally speaking, the typical dosage for kids aged 2-5 would be 1-2mg. A school-aged child may be given slightly more—perhaps 1-3mg—whereas someone over the age of 13 could take anywhere from 1-5mg in a single dose. Most medical professionals will recommend a low dose to start with. Because melatonin supplements differ by brand and all children are different, individualized guidance from a pediatrician is ideal.

Are there melatonin side effects for kids?

Most kids won’t have side effects from taking melatonin supplements, but some will experience headaches, increased bedwetting, nightmares, dizziness, agitation, or grogginess. Luckily, these symptoms typically subside as soon as they stop taking the melatonin supplement. Some researchers have speculated that melatonin can affect puberty-related hormones in children (due to similar findings in studies on animals) but there is no firm evidence and no long-term clinical trials have been conducted to date.

Can children overdose on melatonin?

Unfortunately, melatonin overdoses can and do happen—especially because kids and seniors are more sensitive to these supplements. Fortunately, the risk to their health is fairly low. “While [melatonin] overdoses can lead to excessive sleepiness, headaches, nausea, or agitation, luckily they aren’t dangerous most of the time,” according to Harvard Medical School.

Still, given the lack of regulatory oversight and extensive long-term research, this doesn’t mean that over-the-counter melatonin is completely safe. “Many sleep problems can be better managed with a change in schedules, habits, or behaviors rather than taking melatonin,” the American Academy of Sleep Medicine (AASM) stressed in a recent health advisory.

If you do choose to give your kids melatonin, be sure to discuss it with your family doctor first and always stick to the recommended dosage for your child’s age and/or weight. Don’t cut melatonin gummies or tablets in half since this can lead to inconsistent dosing.

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Other ways to help kids sleep

We understand why exhausted moms and dads are reaching for melatonin, but if it’s late-night Googling that brought you to the supplement you’ve probably also seen the term “sleep hygiene” thrown around—and research indicates that good sleep hygiene is way more effective when it comes to improving your kiddo’s sleep.

“Sleep issues in children are quite common,” Siddiqui says. “The practice of sleep hygiene and good sleep habits is so important to develop from an early age or any time there seems to be a disruption in sleep regulation.”

So what is sleep hygiene? It’s forming the good habits that help your body pick up on those time-for-sleep signals and release its own melatonin, which it does mostly as a result of being in the dark. She recommends:

  • a quiet period with no screen time for at least one hour before bedtime
  • a sound sleep routine consisting of a bath and bedtime story
  • teaching self-soothing techniques to help kids fall asleep and fall back asleep if they wake in the night
  • a consistent bedtime and awake time in the morning (yes, even on the weekend—we’re sorry)

Siddiqui also notes that sleep patterns will vary by age, so always start by asking your doctor for guidance if you have concerns about your kid’s health or sleep habits. Good luck and good night!

We know you want what’s best for your budding scholar, but when it comes to your relationship with your child’s teacher, there’s a fine line between a healthy parent-teacher partnership and an overly demanding one. So how do you best keep the communication channels open without offending anyone? We asked teachers to tell us about the common passive-aggressive, condescending, or straight-up rude comments they’ve gotten from parents.

Here are some things to avoid saying during a parent-teacher chat so you don’t (even inadvertently) offend your most important academic ally:

1. “I need… [insert thing here]”
– Michael W., third-grade teacher, Los Angeles, CA

I need an independent study.” “I need my child to do his homework.” “I need my kid to focus better in class.” We know you need things. But so does your teacher! Stop telling your teacher what you need and think more about the teacher’s (and the class’s) needs.

Instead: Say: “Do you have any time to discuss independent study/homework demands/etc.?”

2. “My child never had this problem/did this thing/struggled in the past.”
-Michael W., third-grade teacher, Los Angeles, CA

The past is the past! When you complain your child has never struggled in the past, what your teacher hears is you think it’s somehow their fault.

Instead: Focus on the present and discuss your child’s current needs without comparing them to years past (unless you have pre-existing strategies to offer your teacher that might help).

3. “But he was fine in preschool.” or “He never did that in preschool.” 
-Marni N., kindergarten teacher, Los Angeles, CA

Kindergarten isn’t preschool. There are new rules, changing routines, and a schedule that allows for a little less play and a little more learning—so don’t be surprised if your kid flounders a bit! Telling your kindergarten teacher that your child “didn’t do that in preschool” comes across as a passive-aggressive way of saying it’s the teacher’s fault.

Instead: Focus on your child’s current needs without comparing them to how they were in years past. Often, behavioral issues or learning challenges don’t appear until children get further along in school.

4. (When discussing seeking help with extra support staff  such as psychologists, behavioral specialists, OT/PT): “So what expertise do they have that you don’t?”
– Zak R., kindergarten teacher, Philadelphia, PA.

This sort of comment is best unsaid. You know what expertise a psychologist, occupational or speech therapist has—so asking your teacher to list those credentials is just “incredibly insulting.”

5. “Where did you go to college?”
-Pete S., eighth-grade teacher, Los Angeles, CA

It’s natural to wonder about your kids’ teacher, but asking this question (especially in a public setting) makes your teacher feel like you’re questioning their intelligence.

Instead: Read up on your teacher’s qualifications at the back-to-school night (teachers usually give a handout with background information), or do your own research. No matter what, rest assured that your teacher knows what they’re doing.

6. Asking your teacher for the opinions of other teachers
-Michael W., third-grade teacher, Los Angeles

A close-knit staff doesn’t want to get into the nitty-gritty with parents. “We are all colleagues, and yes, most of us know each other’s strengths and weaknesses, but that doesn’t mean we want to share that.”

7. “I know you’re very busy, but…”
Michael W., third-grade teacher, Los Angeles

If you know they’re very busy, don’t ask unless it’s important.

8. “My child isn’t being challenged in math, reading, etc.
Michael W., third-grade teacher, Los Angeles

Many teachers have classes of 20 to 30 kids of varying abilities—while they try their best, they can’t always tend to the needs of particular children (especially in elementary schools where they teach ALL subjects).

Instead: Add extra at home or via extra-curricular activities/tutoring. “It’s not that we don’t care, we’re just really crunched for time. To prepare and implement 4-6 different levels is not reasonable.”

Related: 14 Questions Teachers Wish You Would Ask About Your Kid

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9. “I just don’t understand why my child is struggling in your class.”
-Anne V., second-grade teacher, Los Angeles, CA

This only makes teachers feel like you think they’re the reason your child is struggling.

Instead: Ask, “What do you think my child needs?” Then work with your teacher to help your child thrive.

10. “Do you have kids?” 
-Madison S., fourth-grade teacher, Georgetown, SC

“In a normal conversation, I wouldn’t mind being asked if I have kids,” says Madison, “but if I’m trying to talk discipline with a parent and they ask that, then I’m offended as if they think I don’t know what I’m talking about.”

Instead: Just don’t.

11. “I’m not telling you how to do your job, but…”
-Amanda J., fifth-grade teacher, Georgetown, SC

But you just did.

Instead: Let your teacher do her job, and only offer to help if you think she needs it.

12. “Teaching is a noble profession.”  
-Steve, fourth-grade teacher, Nassau County, New York.

“You’re saying the job sucks, and you make no money, and you get no respect from people,” he said.

Instead: Just say thanks.

13. ” I could never do what you do!”
-Melanie, high school teacher, Nassau County, NY

“That’s not really what they mean. They mean they’d never want to.”

Instead: Just say thanks.

14. “What did you want to do before you became a teacher?”
—Dan, high school teacher, Nassau County, NY

This suggests that being a teacher is a backup or that you think they should do something else.

Instead: Just don’t.

15. My child said you didn’t teach the topics covered on the test.”
-Joe, high school teacher, Nassau County, NY

Give your teacher some credit and assume that everything on any test was taught at some point.

Instead: Ask the teacher how your child can better prepare for the next test.

16. “By the time my son gets all his work done for his important core classes, he’s too tired to do the work for yours. I’m sure you understand.”
-Kathryn, high school teacher, Nassau County, NY

You just called that teacher’s class “unimportant.”

Instead: Work with your child on figuring out how to get all the work done.

17. Talking about your child’s “giftedness” in front of other parents.
-Pete S., eighth-grade teacher, Los Angeles

If parents have questions about supporting their “gifted” child, they need to talk about it privately. “’My child is doing calculus in middle school; how will you make this class challenging for him/her/them?’ is an annoying and isolating question for other families in a group setting, and it also communicates to the teacher that parents don’t think the teacher is up to the challenge of teaching that student,” says Pete.

Instead: Address your concerns in an e-mail.

18. Going to the principal (or social media) before talking to the teacher about an issue.
-Amanda J., fifth-grade teacher, Georgetown, SC

“There are plenty of times when simply letting me know about something is all it takes to handle it. Similarly, if/when parents post complaints on social media without communicating directly with the teacher,” says Amanda.

Instead: Talk to the teacher first.

Related: 16 Things Parents Don’t Need to Worry About (According to Teachers)

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Here are general phrases to avoid during a parent-teacher chat that can come off as critical, accusatory, or condescending:

  • I’m not sure if you’re aware, but...” This is a backward way of saying that you think your teacher is slacking—or of making you feel better about being the whistleblower. Instead, be direct and express your concerns about the issue straight up. (I.e., My child said so-and-so bullied him in class. Can you help me get to the bottom of this?”) 
  • I’m sure you’re just having a bad day, but…” This automatically makes someone feel like you’re about to insult them because it’s usually followed by a negative comment. 
  • “I’m not trying to be difficult, but…”  This opening may put the teacher on guard (or make her think you are being difficult.). Just say what you want to say directly.
  • Don’t take this the wrong way, but…” – Despite your warning, whatever you’re going to say will likely be taken the wrong way (or you wouldn’t preface it as such). So say it differently.

Here are examples of more direct and assertive phrases:

    • “I’m wondering if you could tell me how my child is doing.”
    • “I’d love to know how to support my child at home.”
    • “I’d like to schedule a meeting to discuss my child’s progress.”
    • “I’m happy to help in any way I can.”

Childhood tics are more common than you might think

During the first lockdown, my daughter’s eyes began darting to the left, over and over again. Not long after that, she started clearing her throat repeatedly and her left index finger began to twitch. Once doctors ruled out an eye or brain disorder, we learned that she had tics—a surprisingly common childhood experience that we really didn’t know that much about.

It turns out up to 20% of school-aged kids experience tics, but at least half outgrow them by adulthood, according to the Tourette Association of America. A smaller number—less than 1% of children—will still experience tics adults.

“It’s more common than most people realize,” says Pediatric neurologist Dr. Mered Parnes, who leads the Pediatric Movement Disorders Program at Texas Children’s Hospital. Fortunately, tics don’t usually cause discomfort. “The majority of people who have tics, I would imagine, would never come to medical attention because they’re mild or at least manageable.”

Here’s what else you should know about tics in kids.

What are tics and what do they look like?

Tics are brief, repetitive, and purposeless movements (motor tics) or sounds (vocal or phonic tics) that typically start when a child is between the ages of four and eight.

Motor tics can take many forms, including:

  • Grimacing
  • Blinking
  • Rapid jerking of a body part
  • Arm or hand movements
  • Nose twitching
  • Shrugging
  • Eye movements

Vocal or phonic tics also vary and may include:

  • Throat clearing
  • Repeating sounds or phrases
  • Animal noises
  • Grunting
  • Coughing

Parnes stresses that it’s rare for people with tics to make profane gestures (copropraxia) or utterances (coprolalia). “The words ‘Tourette Syndrome’ can induce a lot of anxiety for parents because they think about what they see in movies,” he says. “They think about screaming, and they think of obscenities.” In reality, tics and tic disorders seldom resemble the stereotypes in popular culture.

Could my child have a tic disorder?

Most of the time, tics are transient—that is, they come on suddenly and disappear just as quickly. But when tics persist, a kid may be diagnosed with one of three neurodevelopmental disorders:

  • Provisional Tic Disorder: children with one or more motor or vocal tics for less than a year.
  • Persistent/Chronic Tic Disorder: kids who have had one or more motor or vocal tics—but not both—almost every day for more than a year.
  • Tourette Syndrome (TS): children who’ve had both motor and vocal tics almost every day for more than a year.

As littles grow their tics will often subside or disappear. About one-third of those diagnosed with TS will have no tics by early adulthood, and another one-third will have fewer or milder tics.

What causes tics in kids?

We don’t know exactly what causes tics, says Parnes. However, we do know that tics and tic disorders stem from a genetic, brain-based difference related to how messages travel between three areas of the brain: the thalamus, basal ganglia, and cortex. We also know that dopamine, a neurotransmitter used by the nervous system to send messages, plays an important role.

Related: Billie Eilish on Living With Tourette’s: ‘I’m Very Happy Talking About It’

Research shows that 83% of children with TS have also been diagnosed with another disorder—about one-half have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) and one-third have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD).

But the most common comorbidity is anxiety, which can worsen tics. During stressful times—the night before a spelling test or the week before school starts—kids tend to experience a lot more tics.

Can children ‘catch’ tics?

A tic disorder isn’t contagious like a cold or flu, but on rare occasions, tic-like behaviors seem to be socially contagious. In 2012, 19 teenagers in the LeRoy Central School District in northwestern New York began exhibiting symptoms of TS. And during the pandemic, when social media use and anxiety surged, doctors worldwide saw a record number of patients complaining of tics. Parnes wrote a research paper about teen girls developing tics after watching TikTok videos featuring users with tics.

Some think that pandemic stress and social media use contributed to a kind of mass social contagion, says Parnes. But rather than ‘catching’ a tic disorder, these teens more likely experienced tic-like movements caused by Functional Neurologic Symptom Disorder (FND), which is when neurological symptoms appear in the absence of any disease or disorder.

What treatment options are available for childhood tics?

Sometimes, tics can be bothersome or even debilitating. Forceful neck and eye movements can cause chronic headaches or, in rare cases, even spinal injury. Tics involving the arms or hands may prevent kids from playing sports and intense eye-blinking may interfere with schoolwork.

For kids whose tics are impairing in some way, treatment may be necessary and can include:

  • Oral medications, such as alpha-2 agonists (like clonidine and guanfacine) and dopamine-receptor blocking agents (like fluphenazine and risperidone).
  • Behavioral therapy like Comprehensive Behavioural Intervention for Tics (CBIT), which teaches children and teens to channel the urge to tic into different behaviors.

Parnes says there isn’t scientific evidence to suggest that patients benefit from dietary changes, vitamin supplements, or other lifestyle interventions.

Are there other ways to support kids with tics?

TS is a stigmatized diagnosis. Parents can help de-stigmatize the disorder by speaking openly about TS with their children and ensuring they have as much information as possible. “We want [parents] to acknowledge that this is normal for them—it’s just like hair color or eye color,” says Parnes. “It’s just part of the way they were made.”

From fun forts to squishy snuggles, kids play couches do more than you think

To your kids, a sofa is just indoor playground equipment. You can make forts, build obstacle courses, create slides and more. But not every parent wants the communal couch used for horseplay. And even if they’re not actively building something out of your living room furniture, kiddos are still tough on couches. What is that “run, jump, land on their knees on the cushion” thing all kids do? And why? The point is, there’s only so much our sofas can take and still remain standing. And that’s exactly why we’re singing the kids play couch praises.

Kids play couches let little ones use their imagination with built-for-them sofas. Not only do they provide a designated area for your minis to get their wiggles out, but they also add a fun and playful element to any room. And they’re not just a piece of furniture. They can configure to almost anything they can dream up thanks to moveable cushions and columns. From the original Nugget to a new Insta-favorite The Figgy to the unlimited play combinations of The Hideout, here are the best play couches for kids. Tumble away!

The Nugget

Nugget

The first. The original. The gold standard. The Nugget arrives in 4 simple pieces: 2 wedge pillows, a sturdy base pillow and a soft cushion. It's a straightforward approach that lets you bend, fold and rearrange this play couch into (at last count) 25 or more configurations. Likely the most adaptive piece of furniture you'll own, the Nugget morphs from fort to lounger with ease, and its supportive base means it easily converts into a bed or naptime cozy corner. It comes in 22 colors, so you can blend this chic piece in with your decor.

The Nugget Original ($249.00)—Shop Here!

The Hideout

Nurture&

The Hideout from Nurture& isn't just a couch. It's a castle, a couch, a bridge, and more. One of the first "luxury play couches" made from vegan leather and CertiPUR-US and OEKO-TEX certified foam. Available in grey, ivory, or olive (so it'll match any room in your house), it comes with 4 base cushions, 2 supportive triangles, and the optional upgrade option of two cushioned columns.

The Hideout ($249.00)—Shop Here!

The Figgy

The Figgy

Marketed as a "home adventure kit," The Figgy currently comes in five colors and features four base cushions and two rectangular cushions. You can build on this play set/sofa set by ordering extra rectangular cushions separately or adding wedges to your set. The Figgy has a super soft touch with a waterproof lining for extra protection (but if it does get dirty, just pop it in the wash) and is made from low-VOC foam.

The Figgy ($379.00)—Shop Here!

Foamnasium Gymnasium Playset

Foamnasium

Easy to build (thanks to the attached handles) and easy to clean (thanks to the durable cushion covers), this gymnasium setup is ideal for little climbers and tumblers. If bright hues aren't what you're looking for, the Foamnasium comes in three other color combinations.

Foamnasium Gymnasium Playset ($199.00)—Shop Here!

Barumba Play Couch

Barumba Play

The Barumba play couch comes with 11 pieces, but it's the same size as a regular play couch so that one is all you need to make endless imaginative builds. The pieces are intentionally kid-sized so little ones can do the building. Waterproof liners are included and it comes in several neutral hues to match any space.

The Barumba Play Couch ($689.00)—Shop Here!

Member's Mark Kids Explorer Sofa

Sam's Club

Kids play couches can come at a hefty price, which is why we love the Explorer as a more affordable option. With two triangle pillows to lean on (or build with), a base level and a "comfort" level, this set comes in 9 hues and features a secret pocket. If you're looking to fill a playroom or build a bigger lounge area, you can't beat this price tag.

Member's Mark Kids Explorer Sofa ($179.98)—Shop Here!

Leo Mat

Leo Mat

This foldable sofa set distinguishes itself from the competition by billing itself as a mat. Its unique tri fold design means it folds up more compactly than its competitors (ideal for families with limited space!). Each set is sold in two pieces (the tri fold mat and a foam wedge pillow) in five solid colors and nine patterns. The bold patterns in this line help hide dirt and stains between washes.

Leo Mat ($399.00)—Shop Here!

The Joey

Roo & You

Modeled after the oversized loungers used in private home theaters, The Joey Theater Set is great for school-aged gamers but still offers fun shapes and sizes for younger kids in the house to build with. You can get a similar effect by adding a Rocker Set to a regular Joey. The Joey comes with a half-moon armrest, perfect for the family that needs a little buffer between siblings.

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