What’s the cleanest type of birthday party joke? One that’s a soap-prise

It’s your kiddo’s special day so once you’ve figured out the birthday party theme and the birthday gift, you’re ready for a cuddle and a laugh. Our kid-friendly and kid-approved birthday jokes are perfect for their special day. Get ready for sweet laughs, and be sure to drop one in their lunchbox for some LOL fun!

If you need more birthday party fun, check out our favorite birthday desserts that aren’t cake, party favors kids will actually use, outdoor birthday party ideas, and the best indoor birthday party ideas around!

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1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? 

Hoppy Birthday! 

2. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it's hard to light them from the bottom. 

3. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter. 

4. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age. 

5. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

6. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey. 

7. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

It's roar birthday! 

8. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it. 

9. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office?

It was feeling crumby. 

10. What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older. 

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11. What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?

I don't know, but you better hope he likes it. 

12. Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?

Because the eggs kept cracking jokes. 

13. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

It was a pound cake.

14. Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?

No, he was stuffed. 

15. Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby.

16. Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

17. Why did the robber break into the bakery?

She heard the cakes were rich.

18. What kind of music is bad for balloons?

Pop. 

19. What do clams like to do on their birthdays?

Shell-ebrate.

20. What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?

"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

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21. Did you hear about the tree's birthday celebration?

It was really sappy. 

22. What did the cake say to the ice cream?

You're cool. 

23. What kind of cake do ghosts like?

I Scream Cake.

24. How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

They relish it. 

25. What kind of candle burns longer than the others? 

None, silly—they all burn shorter. 

26. What's the cleanest type of birthday party joke?

One that's a soap-prise. 

27. What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?

They take the cake! 

28. What kind of cake do you eat if you are sick on your birthday?

Coffee cake. 

29. Why can't kids remember past birthdays?

Because they are too focused on the present. 

30. What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays just burn you out?

31. Why was the birthday cake so hard?

It was a marble cake! 

32. Knock knock! 

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday! 

33. What do you say to a kangaroo on their birthday?

Hoppy Birthday! 

34. What's hairy and covered in fondant? 

A coconut cake. 

35. What did the cake say to the donut?

You're looking glazed over. 

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36. What happens when your dad chugs 8 sodas at your birthday party?

He burps 7-Up. 

37. What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?

A birthday potty. 

38. What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?

Diet croak. 

39. If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?

Crazy-big hands. 

40. How do cats bake cake?

From scratch! 

—young reader Jacey

41. What did the cake say to the fork?

You wanna' piece of me?? 

42. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents. 

43. What happens if no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it, too. 

44. What kind of music do balloons hate?

Pop music. 

45. What do you call a spaghetti noodle pretending it's his birthday?

An impasta

46. What did the birthday card say to the stamp?

Stick with me, we're going places! 

47. What is a tornado's favorite party game?

Twister! 

48. Why did the cupcake cross the road?

It had muffin else to do! 

49. Why don't owls give each other presents on their birthdays?

Because they don't give a hoot! 

50. What did the King of the Underworld say when Zeus gave him boring socks for his birthday?

I Hades! 

51. What did the mama say to her baby on his birthday?

Nappy Birthday! 

52. What did the ocean say on its birthday? 

Nothing, it just waved. 

53. Why isn't Elsa allowed to have a birthday balloon? 

Because she'll just "let it go." 

54. How do you make sure a birthday party in outer space is super fun?

You planet. 

55. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bacon

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! 

 

 

Naming your baby is no walk in the park. In looking for inspiration on popular baby name sites, you’re promised a staggering “30,000 unique names” to choose from—and trying to pick that one brilliant moniker feels almost as impossible as ignoring your relentless craving for mango bubble tea. But the pressure to select the “perfect” name is greater these days than for past generations, says Colleen Slagen, baby name consultant and founder of Naming Bebe. “Parents today are picking from a bigger pool of names than they were 30 years ago, and people have access to baby name data that didn’t come out until the nineties.”

It’s no wonder the whole exercise feels so incredibly daunting. So, to help you narrow your options, we’ve gathered all the names that you simply can’t choose. Why? Well, because the United States and other countries have banned them. Read through the list to see them all. 

1. Linda

This list is riddled with confusing name choices, but Linda definitely came as a surprise. In Saudi Arabia, it joins Alice, Lauren, Sandy, Elaine, and Maya on a banned list of monikers deemed contradictory to the local culture or religion, inappropriate, or too foreign.

2. King, Queen, and Majesty 

These names have been banned in certain states since they reflect titles instead of actual monikers. Following suit, countries like Australia have said no to Lieutenant, President, and Emperor. So, even though your little one might be the king or queen of your heart, it’s probably safer to use this as one of the 10,000 loving nicknames you’ll pick out.

3. Akuma

This Satanic name had legs for a while in Japan, despite meaning “devil”—so much so that the Prime Minister’s cabinet pushed back on a ruling to prevent parents from using it in 1994. But just a few months later, officials banned the name, calling it “an abuse of the right of parents to name a child” and forcing the couple to choose something else.

4. 1069 or .

Though the thought may not have crossed your mind, if you live in some states you’re banned from calling your kid symbols or numbers. In the ’70’s, the North Dakota Supreme Court ruled that a schoolteacher couldn’t change his name to 1069 because, you guessed it, names can’t be numbers. Or how about the couple in New Zealand who wanted to use the “.” symbol to name their child “Full Stop.” That’s when the New Zealand government put a full stop to their naming plans.

5. @

Speaking of symbols, China has no time for any of them, including @. Despite the local pronunciation “ai-ta,” which sounds like the phrase “love him” (kind of sweet, no?), the government put the kibosh on a couple’s attempts to use the symbol.

6. Adolf Hitler

During the late 19th and early 20th centuries, Adolf was actually a common boy name that reportedly hit peak trendiness in 1851. As you can imagine, this first name plummeted in popularity due to its association with genocidal Nazi dictator Adolf Hilter. And while the full name has been banned in Germany, Malaysia, Mexico, and New Zealand, a New Jersey couple actually used it in the early 2000s, garnering lots of negative attention when a grocery store baker refused to write Adolf Hitler on their son’s birthday cake.

7. Nutella

A French couple wanted to name their baby after the beloved chocolate hazelnut spread, but the French court stepped in and stopped this idea from spreading any further. According to the BBC, the judge said, “…it is contrary to the child’s interest to have a name that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts.” 

8. Harriet and Duncan

In the United States, Harriet ranks as the 626th most popular name, while Duncan was deemed the 1015th most popular pick for boys in 2021. However, Iceland’s Naming Committee won’t be approving these monikers for local babies anytime soon because they don’t appear on Iceland’s list of 3,565 approved names. According to the Rekjavik Grapevine, names must have letters that appear in Iceland’s 32-letter alphabet—the “c” in Duncan doesn’t. Also, names need to end in the nominative, accusative, genitive, and/or dative cases, and Harriet doesn’t fall into this category. 

9. Fish and Chips

Yes, babies are so cute you could just eat them up—but that doesn’t mean you can call them any food you want. After a couple in New Zealand tried to name their twins Fish and Chips, the request was denied and the names were added to a list of banned monikers.

10. Chow Tow

A wave of Malaysian adults filing to change their names led to the creation of a list of banned monikers, including Chow Tow, which means “smelly head” in Cantonese. Spit up may not smell great but no baby deserves to have it brought to their attention all day every day. Also on the list: Sor Chi, which means insane, and Woti, which translates to sex.

11. Santa Claus

You better watch out, you better not cry,  you better not pout… when I tell you that this name has been banned in Ohio. As the story goes, a Santa Claus impersonator wanted to legally change his name to Santa Claus, but the court denied him because they believed using the name all year round would be misleading to kids. However, if you desperately need to know where you can spot Santa Claus walking down 5th Avenue, this request was actually granted to a man in New York

12. Circuncisión

In Sonora, the Mexican state that banned Facebook, RoboCop, and Lady Di, another name that didn’t make the cut for future parents is Circuncisión, which translates to “circumcision” in Spanish. Yikes.

13. IKEA

Agreeing on a baby name can be as tough on a relationship as building an IKEA cabinet, but what if you want to name your baby after the Swedish furniture store? Sorry to disappoint you, but under Swedish Naming Law (put in place to prevent names that could cause kiddos “discomfort”) this name has been banned in the Scandinavian country along with Superman, Elvis, and the ever-popular Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. 

14. Sex Fruit

Sure, this name isn’t likely to be at the top of many couples’ lists, and for New Zealanders, it’s downright illegal. While we can all agree that fruit is “sexy,” New Zealand’s strict naming laws forbid this one from becoming an official kid name.  

15. Anal

If you thought Sex Fruit was bad, that’s just scratching the surface of New Zealand parents’ questionable baby name attempts. The undeniable standout on the country’s 2013 list of banned names was Anal.

16. Cyanide

If you’re unfamiliar, Cyanide is a deadly fast-acting poison. However, a mother in Wales thought she’d picked a killer moniker until the Welsh court let her know otherwise. The BBC reported that the Judge said the name was unacceptable and might cause her child harm. 

17. Thor

Sorry to rain on your parade, Marvel fans, but even the power of Thor can’t get you permission to use this name in Portugal. It joins Nirvana and Paris on the country’s 82-page list of banned names. 

18. Spinach

Nope, you can’t name your kid after Popeye’s fave leafy green if you reside Down Under. The courts took a hard pass when a couple tried to call their little sprout Spinach. 

19. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

One of the wildest baby naming cases ever was this absolute mouthful, given to a young girl who was not on board and refused to tell anyone her name. After her parents split and entered a custody battle, little Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii became a ward of the court until she was given a name that didn’t lend itself to so much teasing and discomfort.

How to Pick a Name

If you’re feeling super overwhelmed and confused when it comes to narrowing down your list of baby names, know that you’re not alone. Slagen encourages parents not to overthink it, and to make sure you like how the name sounds when you say it out loud. “That’s when you realize you may love a name on paper, but you may not love it when you say it out loud.” So go ahead and give it a try and you’ll quickly be able to decide if sentences like, “Sex Fruit! Stop hitting your brother…” work for you and your family. 

Yes, it’s hard to believe but spring break 2024 is right around the corner. Loads of properties are offering spring break deals with free nights, room upgrades, free breakfasts, and low rates. Whether your travel plans take you to Florida, Hawaii, Mexico, or somewhere nearby, these properties have everything you need to really enjoy your family’s spring break.

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Arizona Spring Break Deals

Tanque Verde Ranch | Tucson, AZ
Situated on 60,000 acres of breathtaking desert landscapes, Tanque Verde Ranch is one of America’s original old-time cattle and guest ranches, recognized as the last luxurious outpost of the old west. As the ultimate dude ranch experience, family-friendly activities including horseback riding, mountain biking, fishing, hiking, tennis, swimming, Jeep adventures, and much more await spring break travelers.

  • The Spring Break package includes the following with a stay between March 8 and April 20, 2024:
    • Lodging with three hearty meals daily
    • Horseback walking and loping trail rides and lessons
    • Scheduled breakfast rides and cowboy cookouts
    • Supervised children’s program (ages 4-11)
    • Fishing, archery, horseshoes, kids arts and crafts, basketball, pickleball, tennis, yoga, fitness center and indoor and outoor pools
    • Mountain biking, guided hikes, nature programming and more

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JW Marriott Tucson Starr Pass Resort & Spa Spring Getaway in Downtown Tucson
Book your escape 14 days in advance and enjoy 20% off retail rates. Discount Code: ADP. Getaway Downtown - Plan now, save more. Live it up in Tucson, Arizona | JW Marriott

California Spring Break Deals

LEGOLAND® California Resort – Carlsbad, CA 
For the ultimate spring break escape, LEGOLAND California Resort’s Vacation Packages are the perfect option for families. Through the “Hotel + Ticket” package, families can spend the night at the LEGOLAND Resort Hotel, which features 500 themed guest rooms and a separate sleeping area just for kids, along with an in-room treasure hunt with prizes, a heated, resort-style pool and complimentary breakfast daily. The package also includes a 2-Day Park Hopper Ticket, providing entry to the LEGOLAND theme park, SEA LIFE® aquarium, and LEGOLAND Water Park. This spring, families can experience the opening of a new land, Dino Valley. The new land near the entrance of the Park will feature three roar-some rides, a reimagined Dino Dig area and tons of prehistoric fun. Launching this summer, visitors can experience North America’s first-ever LEGO® World Parade. 

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Z Hotels SF includes Hotel Zetta, Hotel Zelos, and Hotel Zeppelin, three boutique properties with bold personalities located in downtown San Francisco. Guest who book their Leap Year offer will save 29% off best available rate and receive a complimentary 2:29 pm check out for travel any time before 12/31/24.  The offer will be live here starting Monday:  San Francisco Hotel Offers | Z Hotels SF

  1. Promo Code:  LEAPYEAR
  2. Save 29% off Best Available Rate
  3. Complimentary 2:29pm checkout
  4. Book by:  2/29/24
  5. Travel By:  12/31/24

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Paséa Hotel & Spa | Huntington Beach, CA
Save 24% off Paséa’s best available rates plus a free $100 resort credit when guests plan their visit by January 31 for dates of stay through December 31, 2024. Visitors can use their resort credit on whatever their resolutions are for more “me” time at the spa or comfy cozy moments in their guest room. Book online HERE using promo code ‘pron24.’

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Palisades Tahoe 
On Apr. 6 and 7, take advantage of the learn to ski and ride special, which is $109 for adults and children ages 3 and up. The program is designed for first-time skiers or snowboarders and includes a two-and-a-half-hour half-day beginner lesson, rental equipment, and a limited beginner lift ticket.

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Franciscan Lakeside Lodge
For those who book now through Feb. 28 for stays through June 15, you can use the promo code WINTER at checkout to unlock a $134/night room rate.

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Granlibakken Tahoe
When you stay at Granlibakken Tahoe, you can redeem discounted Palisades Tahoe lift tickets. Book here and use promo code STYSKI to redeem.

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Quail Lodge & Golf Club | Carmel Valley, CA
Located on the sunny side of the Monterey Bay Peninsula, Quail Lodge & Golf Club is the ideal place for families to visit for spring break. Located on 850 acres, the resort not only has enormous, outside-facing guest rooms with terraces or balconies open up to panoramic views of gardens, but also offers a number of outdoor activities suited for the whole family including a heated outdoor pool, nature trails, tennis courts, a VIP shuttle to Point Lobos Nature Reserve for incredible hiking, and more

  • With the “Stay Longer, Save More” package, guests who book three or more nights midweek will receive the third night complimentary when using promo code: 3FOR2.

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Zachari Dunes on Mandalay Beach | Oxnard, CA 

This spring, Zachari Dunes is celebrating being voted as the #1 Best New hotel by USA Today’s 2024 10Best Readers’ Choice Awards with the “Best New Hotel” package. From now through May 31, guests can utilize this offer for a complimentary upgrade to a partial ocean view suite with a bottle of sparkling wine included for a vacation toast. Link to book: here.

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Kimpton Hotel Enso | San Francisco, CA 

A special cultural vacation for the whole family awaits at Hotel Enso. Immerse yourself in the rich culture of San Francisco’s Japantown—one of just three Japantowns remaining in the US—with the Zeitaku Package, an extravagant 3-night stay at Kimpton Hotel Enso starting at $5,000. Revel in the opulence of the King Corner Spa suite, featuring breathtaking views and high-end amenities. The curated 3-day itinerary includes a bay cruise, omakase dining, relaxation at Kabuki Spring & Spa, and a private helicopter tour with stunning aerial views of the Bay Area’s famous landmarks including the Golden Gate Bridge, Golden Gate National Reserve, Golden Gate Park, Oracle Park, Point Bonita Lighthouse, and Alcatraz Island. All transportation to and from San Francisco International Airport is provided by luxury ride service partner Ride Alto. Link to book: here.

Colorado Spring Break Deals

 YMCA of the Rockies | Estes Park, CO & Granby, CO

Snow Mountain Ranch
Located in Granby, CO, between Winter Park Ski Resort and Rocky Mountain National Park, true to its name, Snow Mountain Ranch is the ultimate winter wonderland. The 5,100-acre property offers Nordic skiing and snowshoeing on 85K of groomed, world-class terrain, private and group cross-country ski lessons and rentals, dog sled experiences, winter horse-drawn sleigh rides, ice skating, indoor archery and rock climbing, indoor swimming, nostalgic roller skating, and much more

  • Package: Stay for 3, Ski for Free: Book a midweek vacation at Snow Mountain Ranch, and the resort will provide free Nordic ski rentals. Use code SK03. Valid for cabin or lodge room weekday stays for 3 or 4 nights, through February 29, 2024. Weekdays include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Book at www.ymcarockies.org

YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center
Nestled on more than 850 acres bordered on three sides Rocky Mountain National Park, YMCA of the Rockies Estes Park Center is an ideal destination for magical, affordable winter fun. Guests can enjoy a number of on-site, seasonal activities during the day – including sledding, snowshoeing, ice skating, roller skating, indoor swimming or rock climbing and more – and return to their cozy lodge room or private cabins at night. And the town of Estes Park itself is a must-visit winter destination – with numerous festivals, stunning winter vistas, local boutique shops, and charming restaurants.

  • Deal: Half off select activities at Estes Park Center during February: Guests will receive 50% off archery and the indoor rock climbing sessions during the month of February at the Estes Park Center. Weekdays only, Monday-Thursday. No code or coupon necessary

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Hyatt Centric Downtown Denver
Centrally located in the heart of Denver, baseball fans are positioned within just steps of Coors Field for the ultimate Colorado Rockies experience. This year, opening day is scheduled for April 5th (spring break week!). Designed for any baseball-loving family, this package will have the family singing take me out to the ball game with amenities including Jack-and-Jill style suite with adjoining rooms so everyone has their own bed and bathroom; Tickets to a Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field; Custom jerseys for the whole family from a local embroiderer; A game day brunch at Apple Blossom, the hotel's in-house restaurant; and a popcorn maker and cracker jacks placed in-room for game day snacking. Available from February 23 - September 29 (Spring Training through the end of the baseball season). Call to book (303) 529-2340.

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Hotel Maverick | Grand Junction, CO
Families love adventure, and Hotel Maverick is Grand Junction’s home base for exploration. Home to outdoor destinations like the Colorado National Monument and James M. Robb Colorado River State Park, spring break is arguably the best time of year to experience Grand Junction’s robust family-friendly adventure offerings from hiking and mountain biking to bird watching and rock climbing. The city’s first independent boutique hotel, Hotel Maverick is a scenic destination that fosters the spirit of curiosity, equipping families (and their pets) to immerse in nearby experiences built against Grand Junction’s sprawling red rock canyons

This spring break, families combining adventure with college visits can take advantage of Hotel Maverick’s “Rowdy Rate,” which offers a 15% discounted rate for Colorado Mesa University students and alumni. Not affiliated with CMU? Hotel Maverick’s Bed & Breakfast offer includes $20 daily credit towards breakfast at onsite Betty’s Coffee. Find more information at thehotelmaverick.com/offers

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Stay Two Nights, Get Third Night Free This Spring in Ouray, Colorado:
Escape to the winter wonderland of Ouray and indulge in a frosty spring retreat like no other! As the snow blankets the San Juan Mountains, we invite you to embrace the season's magic with our enticing "Stay Two Nights, Get the Third Night Free" campaign. Nestled amidst stunning natural beauty, Ouray offers a serene escape where snow-capped peaks, hot springs and charming alpine ambiance blend to create the perfect snowy spring escape. Promotion includes lodging with five different area properties. You must call the property and mention the “Stay Two Night, Get Third Night” promotion. Promotion is valid through March 2024 *unless stated otherwise

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Mesa Verde Motel 
Visit Mesa Verde National Park and the canyons and cliff dwellings of southwest Colorado this Spring Break! Package is $600 and for a family of up to 5 people and includes:2 Night Stay at Mesa Verde Motel in Mancos, Colorado

Upgrade options include:

  • + $200 for a full day tour with SWCCA (or 2 half-day tours)

  • + $150 for an extra room per night

  • + $30 per person over 5 (no more than 5 per motel room)

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Breckenridge Grand Vacations | Breckenridge, CO

SPRING INTO SAVINGS: 35% OFF + THIRD NIGHT FREE: Treat your family to a snow-filled Spring Break in Breckenridge, Colorado. You can enjoy the warmth of sunny ski days and après-ski events for the whole family. Grand Timber Lodge not only offers easy access to the slopes, it also houses a full-service spa, Family Fun Center, and even a private movie theater!  Book now and save 35% on your next family vacation, plus receive a third night completely FREE!* Pack your bags for ski-in, ski-out memories that will endure for a lifetime. Book: grandtimber.com/spring-break-2024/

*Based on availability. Package includes a 90-minute tour of the Grand Colorado on Peak 8. Restrictions and qualifications apply. Book by 04/01/24. Stay by 05/31/24

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C Lazy U Ranch Family Spring Break Vacation Special
Northwest of Denver is Colorado’s award-winning premier luxury guest ranch—C Lazy U Ranch—an all-inclusive experience with 8,500 acres of land to explore and more than 200 horses to meet. The ultimate Spring Break retreat, C Lazy U invites guests with a Family Spring Break Vacation special (on select dates between March 6 and April 7) to settle into upscale cabins with cozy wood-burning fireplaces (and without televisions for a true digital detox); and enjoy gourmet meals, with wine selections chosen by the property’s onsite sommelier; followed by evening entertainment and s’mores by the campfire. Committed to family-focused programming that allows for a healthy mix of time together and time apart, C Lazy U provides robust kids and teens programming (ages three to 17) with designated experienced counselors. There are a variety of fun activities to enjoy, such as horseback riding, cross country skiing and snowshoeing, ice skating and hockey on a Zamboni-groomed pond, snowtubing and feed wagon sleigh rides, a spectacular sightseeing excursion for families of up to 12 people to experience together. 

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McGregor Mountain Lodge Spring Weekday Special, Estes Park
All spring long, all of our one-bedroom cottages and suites (does not include The Old Caretakers Cottage or Cedar Lodge Suites) are only $169/night! This special is active on Sunday through Thursday nights. This excludes holidays. Come up and enjoy the peace and quiet of Estes Park and Rocky Mountain National Park in the winter months, where wildlife abounds and the snowshoeing is world-class.  Get a fire crackling on your hearth, and soak in the best views in the Estes Valley.

  • Also includes: Free Snowshoes for the duration of your stay, Free Movie Rentals from our video library, Free Popcorn, Extra Firewood to keep that cozy winter feel going. To qualify for this special, please either call and mention the “Winter Weekday Special” or write “Winter Weekday Special” in the comments field when booking online.

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Wildwood Inn Buy One Weeknight, Get One Free, Estes Park
At the Wildwood Inn, you will find inviting accommodations tailored to your unique needs. Looking for something simple? We have a wide array of spacious studios and rooms. Perhaps you are looking for something a bit more extravagant—choose from a variety of suites and even vacation homes. From things like kitchens, fireplaces, in-room spas, private hot tubs and decks, even steam showers and Tempur-Pedic ™ mattresses, you can pick a space with exactly what you need. Stay nestled in the mountainside or cozied up by the river. Located next door to Rocky Mountain National Park, and just three miles from downtown Estes Park, our property features breathtaking views, a barbecue and picnic area, a playground, and a full-service day spa all on seven gorgeous acres.

  • Bring the family to the mountains for a Winter Getaway. Book 1 night Sunday-Thursday night in any unit type and get the 2nd night FREE. This offer must be booked and stayed by April 30, 204. This offer is not available for 3rd party bookings, so book direct and save! This offer requires full payment and is non-refundable and not movable. We reserve the right to discontinue this offer at any time and is based on availability.

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Florida Spring Break Deals

The Boca Raton 
The Boca Raton is the ultimate destination with shopping, great dining, incredible spa treatments, and more all in one convenient place. The property provides year-round escape, exclusively for members of The Boca Raton Club and resort guests.

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Islamorada Resort Collection 
Immerse your family in the beauty of the tropical Florida Keys this spring break. With this package, your family's bond will be captured with a 30-minute photography session led by a talented local photographer, Javier Exposito. Guests will also receive a $200 resort credit per stay, valid at the Collection's bars and restaurants. From lounging by the pool to engaging in exciting recreational activities, the Islamorada Resort Collection offers something for everyone in your family to enjoy. Valid for stays 03/01/2024 - 04/07/2024. A minimum stay of three nights is required. See full details here.

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Southernmost Beach Resort | Key West, FL
Located along the quieter southernmost limit of the famous Duval Street, the recently renovated Southernmost Beach Resort features tons of family fun for a memorable stay in Key West’s Historic District. Just by booking at least 14 days in advance, families can save up to 25% on their nightly room rate. Enjoy water activities like snorkeling, eco-tours, kayaking and paddle boarding just steps from the resort, or grab an onsite bicycle and explore the island’s nearby boutiques, museums, and art galleries.

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Playa Largo Resort & Spa | Key Largo, FL
Connect with nature and soak up the views of the sparkling Florida Bay with your family in a private cabana by the pool at Playa Largo Resort & Spa. Families can spend some quality time in the Florida Keys sunshine, and save when they add a private cabana to relax in the shade for the ultimate island vacation. All cabanas come with a dedicated server to bring you all the island delights you crave. Receive a special rate for your stay when you upgrade with promotional code 11P.

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Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa | Palm Beach, FL
Situated directly on the beach, the Forbes Five Star Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa offers a luxurious family spring break getaway where parents and kids alike can “play” and unwind. In addition to beautiful oceanfront accommodations designed by Jonathan Adler and private outdoor balconies, Eau Palm Beach offers a newly renovated Kids & Teens Club with the latest educational games and tech, an adults-only poolside bar, and multiple restaurants.

  • This spring break, families can book the Fourth Night Free package on all room categories when staying select nights through April 30, 2024.

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Caribe Royale Orlando Resort  | Orlando, FL
With its all-new one-bedroom suites and two-bedroom villas comfortably sleeping up to five people, and rates as low as $175/night, Caribe Royale Orlando is extremely spacious for its price point, giving families a high-end option only 1.5 miles from Disney’s doorstep. On-site amenities provide endless entertainment, even when retreating from the parks—kids can careen down the 75-foot waterslide, and parents can indulge in an Island Spa treatment or relax in two hot tubs. 

  • Wondrous Winter Escape: When booking direct on the Caribe Royale website, app, or through the call center, guests save 15% off for 2+ nights, and a $25 daily dining credit when booking direct. Valid for stays February 29-April 1, 2024. Blackout dates apply. 

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Hawks Cay Resort | Duck Cay, FL
Alongside the aquamarine water of the Atlantic Ocean, guests enjoy offshore, flats and backcountry fishing; diving; kayaking and standup paddle boarding programs; Cliff Drysdale tennis program, and the only resort-based Dolphin Connection program with complimentary daily viewings in the continental U.S.The resort boasts 177 guestrooms and 210 two- and three-bedroom villas, a full-service marina, six restaurants, saltwater lagoon, five swimming pools, kids club and Calm Waters Spa.

  • NOW AND THEN ANNIVERSARY OFFER: Receive a 4th night FREE, plus a $40 resort credit when you book a stay for three nights between January 12 and March 31, 2024.  *Must book by March 31, 2024. Offer valid for stays between January 12 - March 31, 2024. Subject to availability and blackout dates apply. Cannot be combined with other discounts. All nights subject to daily resort fee. 7-day cancellation policy

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JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa | Clearwater Beach, FL
Home to crystal clear waters and a breathtaking, picturesque backdrop, the new JW Marriott Clearwater Beach Resort & Spa is the perfect destination to relax and unwind this spring break. Parents can unwind at JW Spa and kids can hang at the onsite kids club, The Hideaway Hangout, for a day full of entertainment and activities. 

  • Spring Break Escape Package: Book the ultimate spring break retreat for your family to enjoy: Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value); Hideaway Hangout Day Pass for up to two (2) children for up to two (2) days ($200 value); One (1) Children's Beachfront “Buckets of Fun” Amenity; and breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day ($155 value)

  • Residential Respite Package: For larger families, book the Residential Respite package and experience the residential-style suite options available for guests and receive: Breakfast for a family of up to four (4 people - 2 adults & 2 children) for one (1) day; Pre-Arrival Snack Stock ($100 value) of select in-house items for up to four (4) people, and one (1) bottle of wine, upon arrival

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B Ocean Resort, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Located on the pristine sands of Fort Lauderdale Beach, FL, B Ocean Resort offers a unique combination of beachfront relaxation and premier city life adventures. In the day, relax on the resort’s private beach or explore the shopping and entertainment of downtown Fort Lauderdale. In the evening, enjoy a delicious dinner at the resort’s signature restaurant, the Naked Crab, or cheers with friends at a one-of-a-kind, adults-only live underwater mermaid burlesque show found only at the Wreck Bar. 

Travelers can save up to 25% off stays of two nights or more with the Winter Escape promotion at B Ocean Resort. Getaways must be booked by March 19, 2024, for travel prior to April 6, 2024, using promo code BWINTER.

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Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort, Miami Beach, Florida

Located in the heart of Miami’s famous Millionaire's Row, Hilton Cabana Miami Beach Resort is a boutique-style resort in Mid-Beach Miami. Artfully designed with warm tones and bold touches, the resort’s newly renovated 231 Boho-Deco inspired accommodations represent a fusion of modern comfort and timeless Miami style. The resort features two ocean-facing outdoor pools with poolside cabanas, a private beach with shaded daybeds and complimentary paddleboard rentals, a Green Lawn with a variety of family-friendly games, a fitness center and the on-site Allison Restaurant & Bar. In addition to being steps from the Atlantic Ocean, guests can enjoy having direct access to the 9-mile Miami Beachwalk with complimentary bike rentals. 

As families and friends search for warm Spring Break getaways, this historic and stylish resort invites guests to savor refreshing drink on the sands of the world-renowned Miami Beach. Book a stay with the Miami Beach Getaway promotion to enjoy a 20% discount on all food and beverages during stays and can take advantage of discounted valet parking at only $30 per night. The promotion is valid for travel planned through October 2024. Vouchers are a valid for one complimentary cocktail made with the resort’s house spirit, bubbles or wine. Adults aged 21 and older can redeem their welcome beverage at the resort’s signature restaurant, Allison Restaurant & Bar.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Deerfield Beach Resort & Spa, Deerfield Beach, Florida
Thoughtfully decorated with wood furnishing, light tones and pops of colorful island-inspired patterns, the newly renovated 244-room resort surrounds its guests with a serene environment that embraces the beauty of the pristine beaches and endless views of the water. The boutique resort invites guests to schedule a visit to Spa950, an on-site full-service spa with a wide menu of treatments and five treatment rooms where guests can savor blissful revitalizing treatments. A worry-free vacation would not be complete without complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site Beach Terrace Restaurant, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, free beach chairs and bicycle rentals for guests, and more. 

Guests can enjoy the full week of Spring Break with an affordable extended stay using the Stay Longer & Save promotion. Guests save 10% off one night20% off two nights or 30% off three nights on travel booked through April 2024, with rates starting at $200 per night. Perfect for groups, families and friends looking to enjoy a week away from home in the sunny Florida weather, enjoy all that the resort has to offer – from the beautiful beaches to the relaxing spa.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Fort Lauderdale 17th Street, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

As a city-centric escape in the heart of Fort Lauderdale’s downtown district, the hotel offers newly renovated, spacious accommodations among the crowded city streets. Conveniently located near the Broward County Convention Center and Port Everglades cruise terminal, traveling professionals and seafaring families can settle into their suites after a long travel day with convenient amenities such as complimentary made-to-order breakfast and evening reception at the on-site E Spot Restaurant & Bar, access to the resort’s fitness center and heated outdoor pool, a private gardens and koi pond, and more. 

Guests can ensure safe and reliable transportation to Port Everglades from the hotel with the Pre-Cruise Package. A complimentary shuttle service will take travelers to Port Everglades from the hotel, ensuring a timely and convenient arrival.

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Miami International Airport, Miami, Florida
Conveniently located within half a mile of Miami International Airport, the 318-room all-suite hotel satisfies their guests’ cravings at Grill305, the on-site restaurant with vibrant coastal cuisine and fine steak menus alongside an extensive beverage selection. After a long day of travel, guests can rest in the hotel’s outdoor Olympic-size pool, work off stress in the fitness center, or explore everything Miami has to offer with Little Havanna, the Dolphin Mall and South Beach just a short trip away. Find images of the hotel here.

With the Cruise Package, guests can enjoy convenient transportation between Miami International Airport and PortMiami using the hotel’s complimentary shuttle service. Leaving the hotel is no hassle, complimentary breakfast and evening reception at Grill 305, the hotel’s on-site restaurant serving locally inspired cuisine and fine steaks, will check one thing of the to-do list for an easy and convenient exit.

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Kimpton Angler’s South Beach
With a rich past stemming from its heyday as a haven for true anglers including Ernest Hemmingway, Kimpton Angler’s Hotel South Beach is located within steps of the Art Deco District and just two blocks from the beach. The hotel features a total of 132 one-, two- and three-story guest rooms and suites with spacious floor plans ranging in size from 400 to 1,000 square feet and includes studios, lofts, villas, spa villas, and poolside bungalows.

  • Suite Deal: Stay 4 Pay 3 - enjoy a four-night stay in one of our luxe suites for the price of three. Available for stays now through September 30, 2024. Minimum 4-night stay required.

Georgia Spring Break Deals

Serenbe
Stay at one of the properties within Serenbe Community and immerse your family in a week of nature, the arts, and more. Get a tour of Serenbe Farms (one of the first Certified Organic Farms in GA), take family walks along the various nature trails (and greet the Serenbe animals), enjoy live music on the Porch of the Farmhouse, or explore all the local shops/businesses within the community. 

  • While the Inn at Serenbe offers various unique packages and promotions, if you book a five-night stay at the Inn (or within the Community) in March or April, you’ll receive 20% off the best available rate, perfect for those looking for a budget-friendly destination. 

Hawaii Spring Break Deals

Aqua-Aston Hospitality's Winter Promotion | Hawaii
Travelers can take up to 20% off at one of Aqua-Aston Hospitality’s participating Hawaii properties including luxury condominium style Aston Waikiki Beach Tower and oceanfront Aston Islander on the Beach in Kauai. The booking window is open to the public from January 8, 2024 through February 2, 2024 for travel by June 30, 2024. Use promo code ‘Escape’ when booking your reservation.

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Mauna Kea Residences | Kohala Coast, HI
For families seeking a harmonious blend of relaxation, adventure, and spacious accommodations, Mauna Kea Residences, situated within the Mauna Kea Resort on the Island of Hawaii, offers the quintessential tropical getaway. These private residences boast panoramic ocean views and grant access to world-class amenities. Enhancing the getaway is the ‘Experience Aloha’ package, designed to elevate guests’ itinerary during their stay. Those who book a minimum 5-night stay will receive a resort credit of up to $300 per night to apply towards endless activities at Mauna Kea Resort, including dining & luau, spa, golf, tennis, and beach activities. *Valid on stays through May 31, 2024.

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Villatel Orlando Resort 
Set upon 77 acres in Orlando’s premier tourism district, the brand-new Villatel Orlando Resort offers luxe 4-9 bedroom villas, suited for groups of 8 to 24, with amenities that’ll deliver the ultimate Spring Break fest—from epic themed rooms to movie theaters, arcades, private pools, game lofts, and more. Travelers can keep the fun going with the resort’s exclusive spring break packages, including a poolside package with games and floats, a movie night package to enjoy in your home theater, or a BBQ basket to grill up a feast on the patio. To make this stay even sweeter, guests earn a free night when they book a stay of 7+ nights using code “1FREENIGHT” at checkout (blackout dates apply). Rates start at $232/night. Off-property, families can enjoy easy access to theme parks Universal Orlando and Walt Disney World, just mere minutes from the resort.

Hotel Commonwealth
Hotel Commonwealth

Illinois Spring Break Deals

21c Museum Hotel Chicago
Enjoy spring break in the big city with 21c Museum Hotel Chicago’s Snuggle Up Package, which offers families the comforts of home, complete with oversized plush blankets, streaming TVs for holiday movies, plush snowballs, an in-room fort, and lots of hot chocolate to cozy up to after a long day exploring the city. The package will run through end of March and 21c also has a new partnership with the Museum of Ice Cream, offering a 10% discount to hotel guests.

Massachusetts Spring Break Deals

Hotel Commonwealth | Boston, MA
Steps from America’s beloved Fenway Park sits a premier luxury hotel and the Official Hotel of the Boston Red Sox, Hotel Commonwealth. Hotel guests can enjoy an overnight stay and unforgettable game-day experiences this spring— the “Family of Fans” package includes an overnight stay, an ultimate photo opp at Fenway Park, Pavilion section seating, a family welcome message on the Fenway Park scoreboard, personalized matching Red Sox jerseys and more. The cherry on the sundae for any baseball fan is a stay in one of Hotel Commonwealth’s renowned baseball-themed guest rooms, from the park-facing Fenway guest rooms to the Fenway Park Suite or Baseball Suite surrounded by Red Sox memorabilia. Families can also take advantage of Hotel Commonwealth’s “Stay Longer, Save More!” package to save up to 20% when staying four nights or more.

Minnesota Spring Break Deals

Grand View Lodge | Nisswa, MN
Those looking to step away from the traditional warm-weather spring break destinations need to look no further than Grand View Lodge. Spread over 750 acres, the iconic lakeside retreat offers a variety of private, luxury accommodations – from boutique hotel suites to traditional cabins and spacious villas perfect for spring break travel for families of all types – 45 holes of championship golf, 2,500 feet of sandy beach on Gull Lake, indoor pools, indoor waterslide, and the recently renovated Glacial Waters Spa.

  • The “Spring Break at the Lake” package: With a stay of three nights or more between March 15 and April 7, 2024, you'll get 15% off of ski, snowboard, or tubing pass at Mount Ski Gull

Missouri Spring Break Deals

The Elms Hotel & Spa | Excelsior Springs, MO
The hotel is settled among vineyards, golf courses, historic sites, parks, and trails and is currently offering travelers 20% off when booking at least three nights when booked by February 29th, 2024, for stay dates through May 2nd, 2024 (perfect for spring break!). 

Montana Spring Break Deals

The Resort at Paws Up | Greenough, MT
The Resort at Paws Up combines luxury with unforgettable adventure on a 37,000-acre ranch—featuring untamed Montana wilderness steeped in Lewis & Clark history. Visiting families can stay in a luxury three-bedroom Wilderness Estate, or the one- to three-bedroom Big Timber Homes, to enjoy all the comforts and privacy of home with elevated Western furnishings.

  • Spring Break Time, Montana-Style (March 25–April 17, 2024) Includes: Book 4+ nights and receive a 20% discount off lodging rates. A $500 prepaid Resort credit per person per stay (included in package pricing) to use as you wish on activities and excursions or spa treatments. All daily meals, nonalcoholic beverages and a selection of beer, red and white wine and well liquors.

New Mexico Spring Break Deals

Taos Ski Valley | New Mexico
Nestled among the highest peaks of New Mexico’s Sangre de Cristo mountains, Taos Ski Valley is a year-round destination that delivers a pure mountain experience. Independently owned and operated, Taos Ski Valley strives to be better, not bigger. Whether skiing, riding, hiking, biking, or more, visitors of Taos Ski Valley are invigorated by the essence of the outdoors and inspired to make memories that last a lifetime. Taos is known for its wide variety of lessons and ski improvement programs. This season Taos Ski Valley has two new packages to appeal to every level:

  • First Timers Package: Taos Ski Valley will offer new skiers and riders a deeply discounted rate to try out the sports for the first time. The package includes instruction, a novice lift ticket, and equipment rental from Taos Sports. The package starts at $205 for a one-day first time lesson, $330 for a two-day first time lesson, or $395 for three days. (A savings of $179 or more than 50% for the one-day option, up to $757 savings for the three-day).
  • Ski Week Packages: Since the 1960s, guests have enjoyed the beloved Ski Week which provides a full week of instruction to inspire and improve visitors’ skiing, renew their spirits, and create long-time friendships. New this winter, guests can book a Ski Week package, which includes five days of immersive lessons, two five-day lift tickets, five nights of accommodations at the slopeside Blake Hotel, five-day demo ski rentals and daily breakfast at 192 at The Blake. 

New York Spring Break Deals

Trump International Hotel & Tower New York | New York, NY
This spring break, Trump International Hotel & Tower New York touts their year-round family-friendly Glamping By The Park package. After a day of exploring Manhattan, guests can keep their little ones entertained by camping indoors with a tent, sleeping bags and a make-your-own s'mores kit complete with "campfire" all without leaving the comforts of a luxurious hotel suite overlooking Central Park. Terms & Conditions apply.

The Hermitage Hotel
The Hermitage Hotel

Tennessee Spring Break Deals

Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains | Sevierville, Tennessee
Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains in Sevierville, TN is right at the heart of America's number one national park destination. The panoramic views of the Smoky Mountains and surrounding countryside will astound and delight. Located on gentle green slopes, families can enjoy outdoor fun and top draws like Dollywood, Splash Country, Rainforest Adventures and Great Smoky Mountain National Park are just a short drive away. At Club Wyndham Smoky Mountains, spacious one-, two- and three-bedroom apartment-style suites comfortably sleep four to eight guests, with plenty of room to rest and relax in separate living and sleeping areas, full kitchens, and dining spaces. Interested in having someone else handle the cooking? Utilize Club Wyndham’s partnership with Take a Chef for a discounted experience, and have a private chef prepare a customized meal for your group from start to finish.

  • For spring break travel, families can save up to $250 when staying three nights or more, when booked by February 29, 2024, by using promo code STAY24 at checkout.

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Big Cypress Lodge | Memphis, TN
Camp out inside the iconic Memphis Pyramid this Spring Break and experience nature like never before when you stay at the world-class Big Cypress Lodge, located in the heart of downtown Memphis along the Mississippi River. Suspended among Cypress trees, the 103-room wilderness hotel overlooks Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid. Your stay includes these complimentary perks: Tickets for the Sky High Ride, Shuttle service to and from Downtown Memphis, and a Delicious In-Room Snack Basket. Book here with offer code: BAR to pay only $199 a night from Sunday to Thursday; subject to availability.

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The Hermitage Hotel | Nashville, TN
Nashville’s iconic Hermitage Hotel has partnered with Draper James, the spirited lifestyle brand from Nashvillian Reese Witherspoon, to offer the ultimate Girls Getaway. Ideal for mothers and daughters this spring break, shopping, dining, and sightseeing are all on the menu, along with the ultimate photo-friendly memento: matching Draper James pajama sets for everyone in the group. Guests will be pampered with a private shopping experience at Draper James’ flagship store in Nashville’s stylish 12 South neighborhood. What’s more, with the hotel’s Third Night Complimentary deal, guests who book 2 or more consecutive nights, will receive the third night complimentary.

Texas Spring Break Deals

Cinnamon Shore South | Port Aransas, TX
Instead of the minimum five-night booking requirement, guests can opt to book just four nights at this charming, family-friendly coastal village on the Texas Gulf Coast. Running from March 8-17, guests get all the perks for a great deal, including luxe pools, lakefront fishing, private dune crossovers to the beach, and tons of Spring Break activities! Guests can rent golf carts for beach driving, and the community is just a short jaunt away from the charming beach town filled with great food, classic beach tourist shops, and more. Spring Break marks the grand opening of the new Splish Splash Family Pool, and there are even dog parks for your fur baby.

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Lost Pines Resort and Spa | Cedar Creek, TX

This spring break, enjoy the Family Fun package at this sprawling Hill Country resort. Using the code FAMILY, you'll get a three-night minimum that includes a $500 resort credit. Activities include a Bounce House, a Junior Golf Clinic, a unique Glow Foam Party by Austin Foam Monsters, featuring a dazzling display of glowing foam, and more. Teens are offered a Neon Nights Teen Swim Party and a dedicated hangout spot with hammocks for relaxation. Plus, families can enjoy Glow Golf and Dive-In Movies, to create unforgettable memories under the Texas stars.

Vermont Spring Break Deals

Topnotch Resort | Stowe, VT
The AAA Four-Diamond Topnotch Resort blends the gracious charm of a ski lodge with the luxurious amenities of a world-class resort. Located on 120 acres of woodland at the foot of Mount Mansfield between Stowe Village and Stowe Mountain Resort, the property includes 68 guestrooms and suites and 16 two- and three-bedroom resort homes (dogs are welcome in select rooms and suites).

  • The Linger Longer package is for Topnotch’s three resort home types – 1, 2, and 3 bedrooms, 16 resort homes total. With space for friends and family, there’s plenty of room to spread out and relax (or work) in a mountain home away from home. Guests have access to all Topnotch amenities. Book a 4-night stay or longer and the last night is free.
  • Another great spring break package is our Advanced Purchase for the Advanced Traveler package.  Book 30 or more days in advance and get 15% off the nightly rate.

Washington Spring Break Deals

Lotte Hotel Seattle | Seattle, WA
Families visiting Seattle this Spring Break can experience the magic of the Teatro ZinZanni Residency at the luxurious Lotte Hotel Seattle. This one-of-a-kind entertainment experience brings together two iconic Seattle brands during Teatro ZinZanni’s 25th anniversary year, promising an opulent, world-class extravaganza in the breathtaking setting of the hotel’s historic venue, the Grand Ballroom in The Sanctuary. Families can join the party and enjoy premium cuisine and world-class cirque, comedy, and music for a special evening the whole family can enjoy. When travelers book online on Lotte Hotel Seattle’s website with the code ZINZANNI, they’ll save up to 25% off their room rate. *Through March 31, 2023.

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Suncadia | Cle Elum, WA
Bed & Breakfast Package (ongoing): Wake up in the mountains! The Suncadia Bed & Breakfast package allows guests and families to start their day energized and ready to explore Suncadia’s 6,400-acre mountain playground – perfect for families with numerous outdoor adventure activities and programming for all ages. Package Includes: Overnight accommodations in The Lodge or The Inn and a $40 Daily Dining Credit

Washington DC Spring Break Deals

Viceroy Washington DC
Situated alongside the District’s vibrant 14th Street corridor, Viceroy Washington DC is a modern luxury lifestyle hotel with a rich history and whimsical art. A gallery featuring local artists’ works, dining concepts that pay homage to the neighborhood’s jazz heritage and design elements meant to embody the neighborhood of Logan Circle’s most distinctive qualities. The 178-room hotel features Dovetail, an all-season outdoor patio restaurant and bar that’s opening on May 18th; Hush, a seasonal rooftop bar and pool; BPM, a grab-and-go indoor-outdoor coffee bar; and more than 5,000 square feet of meeting and event space. Travelers can now save up to 15 percent off when they prepay their stay. Details can be found here.

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Hotel Zena
Changing the conversation in Washington, D.C., Hotel Zena is a bold cultural and lifestyle-driven hotel that celebrates women while recognizing the enduring struggle for gender equality. Every architectural line, material, and art installation was designed and curated to send a message of female empowerment – including a portrait of the late, honorable Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the lobby using 20,000 hand-painted and repurposed tampons. The 191-room hotel features an impressive art collection; Figleaf, its signature bar and restaurant; and Hedy’s Rooftop, an upscale lounge for cocktails and lite bites. Travelers can take advantage of their Stay & Dine deal which offers a $50 daily food and beverage credit. The package can be booked here.

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Washington Hilton | Washington DC
Helping guests celebrate the spring magic of DC’s Cherry Blossom season, the hotel has rolled out fresh Cherry Blossom packages and offerings below. Two miles away from the White House and National Mall, guests can also enjoy a seasonal outdoor pool deck, LivingWell Health Club, sleek lobby bar, sports bar, and regionally-inspired Four Oaks restaurant.

  • Cherry Blossom Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Book our Cherry Blossom Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, 50% off an appetizer at one of our delicious on-site restaurants, and a commemorative festival kite
  • Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package Details: Enjoy DC's Cherry Blossom season with a spring getaway package to Washington Hilton! Reserve our Cherry Blossom Breakfast and Parking Package to receive two cherry blossom-themed cocktails, themed cupcakes, breakfast, self-parking, and a commemorative festival kite.

Multiple US Locations

Campspot
Campspot, a leading camping booking site, will be kicking off spring camping with their biggest sale of the season! Campspot’s Biggest Booking Week will run from in early spring and offer incredible discounts at top private campgrounds across the country. Whether you’re searching for an adventurous spring break getaway, or planning ahead for summer vacation, browse and book the perfect campsite complete with waterpark, mini golf, bike rentals, or whatever tickles your family’s fancy. Visit campspot.com to get a head start on browsing, and follow along with @Campspot on Instagram to receive sale updates!

Jellystone Park 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off
  • TX & CA locations only - Everything is open including all pools, food and beverage options, all activities, etc.
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online
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Camp Fimfo 
  • Book 4 nights - receive 25% off (Code: 4Night)
  • Book 5 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 5Night)
  • Book 7 nights - receive 30% off (Code: 7Night)
  • All activities and amenities will be open including all water features and coasters!
  • TX Locations only - Fun Passes available at a discounted rate. See more online

Wyndham Grand Rio Mar
Wyndham Grand Rio Mar

Caribbean & South America Spring Break Deals

Atlantis Paradise Island | The Bahamas
Take advantage of the January sale by booking through January 24 for travel through June 17, 2024. The Public Sale is available from January 1st through 24th, 2024 to all visitors. Kick the year off right with ensured fun under the sun and the gift of travel! *Each offer is for a minimum two (2) night stay 

The January Sale includes:

  • $125 resort credit, along with 25% savings at The Coral, 20% savings at The Royal, and 15% savings at The Reef
  • $250 resort credit, along with 15% savings at The Cove 

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Wyndham Grand Rio Mar Puerto Rico Rainforest, Beach and Golf Resort | Puerto Rico
Make the most of this holiday season and take advantage of our Best Available Rates by booking 5 Nights and get the 5th Night free plus $100 Food and Beverage Credit for your stay. These apply to travel dates between November 1, 2023 through April 30, 2024.

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Seven Stars Resort & Spa, Grace Bay Beach – Providenciales, Turks & Caicos
Seven Stars Resort is an acclaimed independent luxury resort that welcomes families. With the largest, most expansive suites overlooking Grace Bay, and accommodations that include two- and three-bedroom ocean fronts – ideal for families and extended families. 

  • Spring Break deal: Two offers currently available: Winter Offer: 10% off for travel from Feb 1 – April 14th , 2024. Booking window February 1-29, 2024. Spring Offer: 25% off all room types. Book by Feb. 29th 

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Wyndham Palmas Beach and Golf Resort
Get ready to beat the cold with our Winter Package: Book a 5-night escape and enjoy the 5th night on us, plus indulge with a $100 Food & Beverage Credit so you can enjoy the cuisine created by James Beard Finalists Chefs Jeff McInnis and Janine Booth.

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Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino
Located on Palm Beach, Aruba Marriott Resort & Stellaris Casino invites families to put a retro twist on spring break with its Retro-Fun experience. This add-on experience includes a wicker basket full of finger food, 1950's candies, vintage games (think: Gumby and a Magic 8 ball), old-school Coca-Cola bottles and TIME magazines from the 1950s and 1960s for some light reading. Families can also take advantage of the resort's water sport activities, a family-friendly pool with lively music and dining at more than 10 on-site options. Call the resort at 800-228-9290 to add to a reservation. The experience is available throughout 2024.

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The Somerset on Grace Bay | Turks and Caicos
Winter Warm Up - Enjoy 15% off when you stay 3 nights or more, including daily complimentary breakfast. The offer is valid for bookings until April 1st, 2024, for travels between January 4th and April 6th, 2024. Three three-night minimum stay is required. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Park Hyatt St. Kitts
Every 5th night free + $100 Resort Credit once per stay. Valid on all room categories. Blackout dates and certain restrictions may apply.

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Beaches Resorts | Jamaica and Turks & Caicos, Caribbean 
Beaches Resorts, the leading all-inclusive family-friendly resort company in the Caribbean, is offering families major savings on 2024 vacations. The Winter Blue sale offers up to $1500 in air credit for bookings at select resorts and a $150 Resort Credit on stays of seven nights or more, including all three Beaches Resorts throughout Jamaica and Turks & Caicos. Families can book the ultimate all-inclusive vacation at properties like Beaches Negril, which just debuted new three- and four-bedroom Firesky Reserve Villas and Eventide Penthouse Suites, or enjoy Beaches Turks & Caicos’ 45,000 square-foot waterpark. Simply book any qualifying Beaches Resort vacation through March 3, 2024, using the promo code: WBRC2024.

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La Coralina Island House | Bocas del Toro, Panama

Book the Spring Break Getaway for bookings Feb. 1-Apr. 30, 2024, and receive 5 nights in a superior room with last night free, transport to/from the airport, a welcome cocktail, beach club access, and more. 

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort
Perfect for all travelers, the 330 all-suite property is nestled along the Aruba coast and within walking distance of the dazzling waters of the top-rated Eagle Beach, and conveniently located only 5 minutes away from Palm Beach where guests can experience Aruba’s flavors and lifestyle. Guests of Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort will also enjoy an array of dining options on property and exciting amenities, including complimentary breakfast daily, complimentary nightly cocktail reception, as well as a private underground walkway that safely transports you to the beach. Families will also love the five food and beverage outlets on property, bike rental availability to explore the island, access to a concierge desk to book any island excursion of their choice, and much more.

In timing with Spring Break, Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort is also offering a one-of-a-kind Fun in the Sun Family Package, which offers guests

  • guaranteed spacious suite accommodations
  • a welcome amenity for the entire family
  • family sailing excursion including lunch
  • made to order breakfast included
  • afternoon drinks and snacks

 For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com

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Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten | St. Maarten 
Sonesta Resorts St. Maarten is a duo of stunning oceanfront, all-inclusive resorts in the Dutch Caribbean, comprised of the family-friendly Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino & Spa and five-star, adults-only Sonesta Ocean Point Resort. Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino and Spa is a 420-room fun-for-all ages resort, while Sonesta Ocean Point Resort is a spectacular adults-only 130 suite “resort within a resort” featuring all-access to the adjacent all-ages Maho Beach Resort. While Maho Beach Resort will be best for guests of all ages, groups traveling with adult children will enjoy the next-door Ocean Point Resort. Families who book their stay now through December 19, 2024, can enjoy up to 35% off standard rates by selecting the ‘Barefoot Paradise’ package. Offer valid on new bookings only and cannot be combined with other deals. Blackout dates apply and based on availability. Travelers are to use promo code: PARADISE at checkout for stays through December 19, 2024.

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The Landings Resort and Spa (St. Lucia): On the shores of the treasured Gros Islet offering all-inclusive packages for its one, two and three-bedroom villas with butler service, washer/dryers and plunge pools. Plus, unlimited use of watersports, 7,000 sq ft spa, four pools and more.

Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Stay 5 nights or more and enjoy $100 Spa credit, daily butler service and resort activities including Caribbean cooking classes
  • Booking window: Now through February 29, 2024 Travel window: Now through June 30, 2024! Promo Code WINTER2024

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Embassy Suites by Hilton Aruba Resort (Aruba)Opened in February 2023 steps from Aruba’s renowned Eagle Beach, annually voted one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, and features 330 suites with stunning views of the Caribbean and five food and beverage concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Fun in the Sun Family Package: Family sailing excursion including lunch; made to order breakfast; afternoon drinks; snacks; spacious suite accommodations and a welcome amenity for the entire family upon arrival
  • How to book: For booking and pricing, please contact AUAJM-Reservation@hilton.com 

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Hampton Inn & Suites San Juan (San Juan, Puerto Rico): A breezy walk from Isla Verde Beach and nearby dining, bars, and nightspots with onsite outdoor pool and swim-up bar and poolside restaurant.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: 25% OFF – Book 3 nights and get the 4th night free. Booking window: February 1 – May 31, 2024 How to book: SRP: PVK

Canada Spring Break Deals

Chelsea Hotel | Toronto
As Canada's largest hotel with 1,590 guest rooms, the Chelsea Hotel, Toronto, is centrally located and just steps from the city's best shopping districts, world-class theatres, vibrant nightlife and exciting attractions. A full-service urban resort, the Chelsea Hotel has room types to suit everyone and the hotel offers three restaurants, separate adult and family recreation areas and pools – including the "Corkscrew" - downtown Toronto's only indoor waterslide. As a premier family destination, the hotel offers a full range of services including the Family Fun Zone, Kid Centre and Club 33 Teen Lounge. The Chelsea Hotel, Toronto is an independent property as part of the Langham Hospitality Group’s international portfolio of hotels and resorts. 

  • Stay and Save! Including Family Day Weekend/President’s Day Weekend
    • Family Day (Canada) and President’s Day (US) (February 17-19)Join us over Family Day long weekend. Book stay dates between February 15th to 19th for a flat rate from CDN $169. Enjoy the hotel’s dedicated Family Fun Zone, and guests can expect a line-up of free family-friendly activities all weekend long. Terms and conditions apply.
    • March Break (March 8-17)During March Break, the Chelsea is your family’s playground. For stay dates between March 7th to 17th, at the low rate from CDN $169 on weekdays and from  CDN$189 on weekends. Enjoy complimentary events and activities all week long, from movies to magic shows and everything in between. Terms and conditions apply.

Mexico Spring Break Deals

El Cielo Resort & Winery is a haven of luxury and tranquility nestled in the heart of the picturesque region. This resort is a wine tourism endeavor featuring a winery, as well as a boutique hotel boasting 95 lavishly appointed suites and villas. From the moment guests step into their rooms, they are enveloped in an atmosphere of comfort and sophistication, ensuring a truly elevated and unforgettable stay.

  • This spring break package includes lodging in a junior suite, American breakfast, a chocolate-tasting adventure, a barrel tour, and accommodations at one of the firepits with s’mores. Want to be on cloud nine? Guests are welcome to check out additional amenities, such as a welcome glass of wine, bicycle rentals, parking and free Wi-Fi. Valid from March 22 to April 7, 2024. Those interested in booking can do so here.

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Sandos Caracol Eco Resort is the ideal getaway for families looking to explore, reconnect with nature, and have an unforgettable vacation this spring break! A kid's dream come true, this all-inclusive, family-friendly eco-resort in the Riviera Maya is home to onsite crystal-clear cenotes; a river lined with mangroves that travelers can swim or kayak on as monkeys swing above; a grand 29-slide waterpark; a kids and teens club fully equipped with a jungle gym, trampoline, mini movie theater, crafts, sports and board games; an incredible onsite mini farm with local rescued animals where kids can become wildlife caretakers for the day; bike tours; snorkeling; 8+ restaurants; and much, much more! Additionally, the resort just launched their brand new Signature Eco Suites which are outfitted with plunge pools on private balconies and bunk beds that are perfect for kids!

  • For a limited time, the resort is offering a “Chase the Sun” package, making this resort a no-brainer for spring break! By booking before February 15th, 2024, guests can save up to 52% when traveling between January 1st and December 19th, 2024. Plus for extra savings, you can receive 125 USD in resort credit by using the promo code RESORT24 when booking!

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Andaz Mexico City Condesa, is a contemporary art haven fittingly nestled in the culturally vibrant and ultra-trendy Condesa neighborhood, and from now through August 2024, travelers can enjoy an exclusive Evergreen Deal of 20% off stays that are perfect to build a Spring Break trip or long weekend getaway around. Situated in one of the most walkable neighborhoods, the property is directly adjacent to the historic Parque Mexico and just a leisurely stroll away from museums like Museo Nacional de Antropología and Museo Nacional de Historia Castillo de Chapultepec, art galleries such as Galería OMR, Maia Contemporary and kurimanzutto, as well as some of the trendiest local boutiques like Goodbye Folk180° Shop and Chic by Accident. The hotel is also less than six miles from the world-famous Frida Kahlo Museum.

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JW Marriott Cancun | Cancun, Mexico
Keep the whole family engaged and busy in Cancun during your spring escape! The JW Marriott Cancun Family Fun package includes guaranteed connecting rooms, a daily $100 resort credit, free breakfast for two children under 12 years old, and daily internet access. Book your stay valid through April 4, 2024 using promotional code MAJ.

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Conrad Punta de Mita (Punta Mita, MX): Inside Punta de Mita's exclusive gated community, guests can enjoy personal concierge services in their suites with outdoor showers and plunge pools overlooking the Pacific Ocean, three outdoor pools and six oceanfront dining concepts including an onsite Agave Studio featuring over 100 different tequilas and mezcals. The hotel also offers pickleball courts amid lush tropical landscaping, historic wellness therapies and direct access to land and water activities on the beaches of Riviera Nayarit.
Spring Break offer:

  • Deal: Book three nights, get the fourth night free
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024
  • How to book: Here; SRP: PBBOG1

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Waldorf Astoria Cancun (Cancun, MX): Opened November 2022 with 173 luxurious guest rooms and suites (each featuring breathtaking ocean views and a private balcony with a plunge pool), signature Waldorf Astoria Spa with 21 indoor and outdoor treatment rooms, sauna and salon, a private sandy beach, pools and seaside fine dining concepts.
Spring Break offer:

  • Friends’ Getaway Offer: Includes roundtrip transfer to Cancun International Airport – Waldorf Astoria Cancun, a Chef’s 4-course dining experience at Malpeque for two people per stay, daily reservation for a Pool Cabana. This offer is not applicable to existing reservations or group bookings, and may not be combined with other select promotions, discounts or offers. All offer components are non-transferrable or redeemable for cash, expire at check-out and may not be used or applied on future stays. Offer is subject to change without notice. Offer is subject to availability. Minimum two (2) night consecutive stay required.
  • Booking window: Now through December 15, 2024 How to book: Here

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Hilton Los Cabos (Los Cabos, MX): With views of the Sea of Cortez and direct access to a cove-protected beach in Los Cabos, Hilton Los Cabos features access to four world-renowned golf courses including Cabo del Sol designed by Jack Nicklaus, Enclave Beach Club, seven dining outlets, four oceanfront pools, beachside spa and excursions from camel rides to sailing.

  • Deal #1“Make My Stay” for $350 Resort Credit on 3+ Night Stays
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO
  • Deal #2: “Stay Longer in Paradise” for 20% off 4+ night stays 
  • Booking window: Now through March 31, 2024
  • Travel window: Now through September 2024 Here; SRP: PGAIRO

 

Europe & Asia Spring Break Deals

Cameron House | Loch Lomond, Scotland
There's so much to discover at Cameron House this winter. Arrive to a chilled Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room and enjoy the most indulgent stay at Cameron House with our two-night winter experience package. Guests can make the most of unlimited access to the Cameron Leisure Club, leaving you feeling completely relaxed.

  • Deal: Two-night stay in a Classic bedroom with complimentary upgrade to Loch View Bedroom. Cameron House Signature Cocktail in your room on arrival. Full access to the Cameron Leisure Club which includes a swimming pool, family pool, gym, sauna, steam room and bubble pool. Enjoy a hearty Scottish breakfast in the Cameron Grill restaurant on both mornings. Code: WINTERBB

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The Vintage House Hotel
The Vintage House Hotel is a 5-star hotel located in the heart of the Douro Valley winemaking region, classified by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site and in the oldest demarcated wine region in the world. The Vintage House Hotel used to house a former 19th Century winery and is characterized by an idyllic setting, surrounded by hills and mountains covered by vineyards that stretch to the river. Its old-world elegance exudes European Charm and offers a warm welcome to guests, capturing hearts with its position and elegant, comfortable interiors.

  • Between now and April, we suggest you see the seasonal Winter Experience programme available until 31st March 2024, and then again from 1st November 2024.
  • The Gastronomic Experience programme includes a dinner in the restaurant as well as other benefits, running throughout this year.

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The Yeatman Hotel - Porto
Occupying a breathtaking position overlooking the Douro River and the city of Porto, The Yeatman is located in the heart of one of Europe’s great wine capitals. Home to British Port shippers for over three centuries, The Yeatman blends the finest Portuguese traditions of hospitality with a uniquely British flair for understated, stylish comfort. Set in landscaped gardens, The Yeatman is a tranquil haven where guests can unwind enjoying panoramic views, extensive terraces and two infinity pools (indoor and out). Apart from enjoying the swimming pools, children can play in the Kids Club and it is possible to book a babysitter in advance. There are plenty of books available in the bedrooms and Hotel Library and younger children are catered to with a fun surprise on arrival among other in-room amenities.

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Grand Universe Lucca | Italy
Wheel into spring break with an unforgettable trip to the historic city center of Lucca, Italy. The palatial Grand Universe Lucca offers the unique Bikes & Bites package where guests of the hotel are given bikes and a basket with “Schiacciata”, Tuscan flatbread stuffed sandwiches; “Buccellato” old sweet bread; Tuscan wine (for mom and dad), and water to bring along for a picnic. The whole family will love riding along the city walls that encircle Lucca and offer an incredible birds-eye-view of the entire city. The experience costs 25 Euro per person. Book here

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The Shelbourne | Dublin, Ireland
Celebrating its 200th anniversary in 2024, Dublin’s grand dame has always embodied the zeitgeist of the city--from being the premier venue for Dublin’s society events in the 1950s and 60s to playing host to the forming of The Chieftains, and today continuing to be Dubliners’ preferred social hotspot for fine food, cocktails, and pints. Known as “Ireland’s living room,” The Shelbourne is kicking off its milestone celebrations with the following packages for winter and spring of this year:

  • The Journey Through Time Since 1824 package includes deluxe room accommodation, gourmet breakfast, and complimentary parking for just €200 ($215) per person with the option to upgrade to one of the hotel’s luxurious Heritage Park View Rooms for an added €80 ($86). This package is available Sundays through Thursdays from January 7th to February 28th and is subject to availability. Promotional Code: THM
  • The Shelbourne will also be introducing the Toast To 200 Years Of History package for stays between March 1st and November 30th, which includes a deluxe room accommodation and gourmet breakfast, complete with a voucher that guests receive at check-in for two special cocktails to celebrate the momentous anniversary. Promotional Code: QZR
  • Perfect for winter break, the Luxurious Family Escape at The Shelbourne package allows children to indulge in turndown service. Available from February 11-24th, the package includes bed & breakfast in a deluxe double room (for 2 adults and 2 kids under 12), parking, and a turndown service featuring kids’ bathrobes and slippers, freshly baked cookies and milk, and in-room movie setup with popcorn. Promotional Code: ZE2
  • Looking ahead to spring, the Celebrate Easter at The Shelbourne offering includes deluxe accommodation, breakfast, parking, two celebratory 1916 cocktails at No.27 Bar, and an in-room Easter egg with chocolate treats. It is available for stays between March 14th and April 7th. Promotional Code: EB5
  • Lastly, for any visitors looking to pamper themselves during their trip to Dublin, The Shelbourne Spa is offering a Winter Skin Savior facial package, including an Elemis’ signature deep cleaning skin wellness facial that leaves skin looking healthy, refreshed, and rebalanced. Following the treatment, guests are invited to enjoy the relaxing room overlooking St. Stephen’s Green before heading to The Salon for a blow out and superfood hydrating smoothie. The package is €149 ($164) per person, and available Monday through Thursday from January 1st through February 28th with booking subject to availability.

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A Cultural District with a WOW factor | Porto, Portugal

WOW is a huge new cultural district where everyone is welcome. In the historic heart of Vila Nova de Gaia, just a short distance from the centre of Porto, WOW pays homage to culture, history, and Portugal's main industries.  Explore six different museumsrestaurants, and workshops for all the family

Special offer: Family ticket (2 adults+2 kids) for 2 museums – 72€. Valid for 1 month.

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Vakkaru | Maldives
Vakkaru sits on a secluded reef island with ocean views, white sand, and unique marine biodiversity. The Vakkaru Dream Getaway is available for stays of fice days or more between now and December 22, 2024, and includes:

  • Up to 30% off on accommodations; daily breakfast at Amaany ; complimentary daily dinner at designated restaurants; complimentary stay and meals for two children below 12 years of age; complimentary access to Parrotfish Club for children 3 to 12 years of age, Coconut Club, Sports Fields and Merana Spa’s Wellness Area, and more. 

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If you want something a little different for your baby’s first birthday, try one of our beautiful and healthy birthday cake alternatives. Here are 11 decadent, delightful options that will wow your guests, young and old. And, of course, you can still buy or make a mini smash cake or cupcake for photos if you like.

Chocolate-Dipped Banana Bites

A picture of chocolate- dipped banana bites, a healthy birthday cake alternative
The Lemon Bowl

These frozen chocolate banana bites are the perfect balance of fruit and chocolate. Easy enough to make the day of the party, they pair the decadent richness of dark chocolate with the sophistication of sea salt. For a sweeter version, skip the salt and use milk chocolate. Head to The Lemon Bowl for the recipe.

Frozen Yogurt Strawberry Bites

Strawberry and chocolate are a match made in dessert heaven, and this healthy birthday cake alternative is a delicious option all year, but especially in the summer when strawberries are in season. Get the recipe from Andy’s East Coast Kitchen.

Chocolate Pudding Cups

a picture of healthy chocolate pudding
Chocolate Covered Katie

Let your little chocoholic indulge—and perhaps engage in a little finger painting—with this deliciously virtuous pudding. This healthy birthday cake alternative comes with options to make it free of soy, sugar, egg, gluten, nuts, and dairy! But trust us, it's still packed full of delicious chocolatey flavor. Get the recipe at Chocolate Covered Katie.

Healthy Banana Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting

a picture of banana cupcakes, a healthy birthday cake alternative
Amy's Healthy Baking

This twist on banana bread turns it into a cupcake and smothers it with cream cheese frosting! The surprise? There’s no butter, eggs, refined flour, or sugar, and it clocks in at only 120 calories! Amy's Healthy Baking has the recipe and directions for a gluten-free option.

Honeyed Fruit & Yogurt Mini Parfaits

Parfaits are a beautiful alternative to cake, especially at a brunch celebration. And they’re even cuter in small parfait cups. This version from Yay Baby! uses Greek yogurt and fragrant orange zest in the mixture. Dress it up with a sprinkling of shredded coconut, chocolate shavings, nuts, or cinnamon. Expecting guests under age 1? Swap the honey for maple syrup or jam.

Chewy Oatmeal Cookies

Accidental Happy Baker

Chewy granola cookies are both delicious and convenient for a party since there's minimal plating and cleanup. Leave out bags or boxes and guests can take home leftovers as party favors. While the granola used in this batch is a homemade cherry-almond variety, you could use store-bought granola to eliminate a few steps. Low on butter and high on fiber, these cookies are sweet and satisfying. Go to Accidental Happy Baker for the recipe.

Whole Wheat Sweet Potato Waffles

Another fun healthy birthday cake alternative is these sweet potato waffles use just a touch of maple syrup since they get all their rich sweetness from—you guessed it—the sweet potato. With very little added oil, this recipe is a nutritional powerhouse. At your party, set up a waffle bar with fun toppings like berries, bananas, dark chocolate chips, yogurt, stewed apples, nuts, and toasted coconut. Flavor the Moments has the recipe.

Rainbow Fruit Skewers with Vanilla-Honey Yogurt Dip

The Comfort Kitchen

These fruit skewers are as delicious as they are pretty to look at. Use whatever fruit you enjoy and, ideally, is in season. The vanilla-honey yogurt dip adds extra sweetness and decadence. Guests under age one should skip the dip due to the honey in it, and parents should keep the skewers out of kids' reach and remove the fruit from the skewer before serving little ones. Get more details at The Comfort Kitchen.

Healthy Fruit Pizza

While most fruit pizza recipes rely on a sugar cookie crust, this one from Holley Grainger uses a whole-wheat oatmeal cookie crust. The crust is topped with a cream cheese-yogurt spread and a rainbow of brightly colored fruit. Layering the fruit in concentric circles makes for a gorgeous presentation that will delight guests and the birthday babe.

Banana Coconut Chia Pudding

Chia seed pudding is a perfect healthy birthday cake alternative because you can create any number of flavor combos. It’s a cinch to make and is filled with fiber and protein. We love that Clean and Delicious offers four different versions from which to choose.

Capture all the cutest (and messiest!) first-birthday moments—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

Party favors that don’t end up in the trash are a huge win in our book

If you want to take your kid’s birthday party from fun to fantastic, the secret ingredient is creative party favor ideas for kids that won’t get tossed aside. Whether your little one digs sports, crafts, or princesses, there’s something just right for your celebration. We’ve found 21 amazing party favors for kids that are sure to put a smile on your guests’ faces. These affordable ideas include easy DIY options and a few that even double as party activities. Just add a birthday cake, and you’ll be ready to party in no time!

DIY Seed Bombs

DIY seed bombs are cute party favors for kids
One Little Project

Check out these DIY seed bombs from One Little Project. They will have your kids' thumbs turning green!

Bubble Gum Dispensers

bubble gum dispensers are a fun party favor for kids
Kelli Hall for Minted Julep

Bubble gum lovers will pop over these mini bubble gum dispensers. The tiny treat holders add a bright touch to any festivities and can be customized with gumballs that match your party decorations. Minted Julep will tell you how to make your own sweet rainbow-colored favors.

Personalized Sand Buckets

personalized sand buckets are a good party favor for kids
Canva

You can never have enough sand buckets, especially in the summer months! This is one of the easiest party favor ideas for kids we've seen because it only requires a few colorful buckets, a market, and, if you're feeling up to it, sunglasses, a shovel, or any other warm-weather accessories. 

Snack Bag

Catch My Party

Complete your camping party with a to-go bag of s'mores ingredients, like mini marshmallows, chocolate chips, and graham crackers. Spotted at Catch My Party, this delicious snack bag adds a yummy touch to post-party goodbyes. Plus, snack bags like these make for an affordable kids' party favor option.

Related: Score Party Points with 11 Activities That Double as Favors

DIY Cup & Ball Game

Hello Wonderful

We love party favors that double as a party activity—and they're even better when they rely on stuff that you already have around the house. These affordable, fun cup and ball game party favors use paper towel rolls or toilet paper tubes that can be customized by your party guests. Check out all the step-by-step directions at Hello Wonderful.

Sweet Party Favor Box

Amy Perotti via Etsy

You'll win big points with this printable party favor box. Perfect for sports-loving kids, this treat box can be customized with your favorite take-home treat. Just add candy, gum, or bouncy balls. She shoots she scores!

Available from Etsy seller Amy Perotti, $3.

Tattoo Soap Bar

Gluesticks

Pass out a squeaky clean favor with these DIY Tattoo Soap Bars that are a solid choice for good, clean fun. This easy party favor can be customized with your kids' favorite temporary tattoos. Slide over to Gluesticks to learn how you can make your own.

Flower Seeds

Catch My Party

Seed packets like these eco-friendly favors are perfect for garden-themed parties or tea parties. You can pick up a batch of flower seeds for under a dollar each, and add your own custom labels. Grow on!

Mouse Candy Holder

Kathleen Ballas for Minted Julep

Nothing could be sweeter than a pastel mouse filled with your guests' favorite candies. These adorable felt mice are perfect take-home gifts for an animal lovers party. Find out all the DIY tips at Minted Julep.

Candy Kabobs

Catch My Party

Send your guests home with a stack of sweets. These eye-catching candy kabobs are a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Head on over to Catch My Party to find out how to make your own, and don't miss the money-saving DIY tips! Bonus: there might be a little candy leftover to satisfy your sweet tooth.

Related: What an Awesome 3-Year-Old Birthday Party Looks Like

Crayons + Clipboards

Something Turquoise

Kids love to color, so send guests home with these adorable coloring pages from Something Turquoise. Cleverly packaged with a set of crayons and a sturdy coloring surface, head over to the blog for the free printable and assembly instructions.

Minifig Snowglobe

Mini Eco

These LEGO Minifig snowglobes from Mini Eco are double the fun. They're a party activity and favor in one! Your master builders can put together a tiny scene with a few bricks and a Minifigure. Then you can follow Minieco's instructions and turn their creations into a winter wonderland.

Recycled Crayon Hearts

My Frugal Adventures

We heart these DIY crayons from My Frugal Adventures. Save broken or worn down crayon pieces and fill a heart-shaped mold with the colors of your choice. Make solid hearts or mix colors together to create swirling designs.

Flower Pens

Living Well Mom

How does your garden grow? With ballpoint pens and faux flowers! These adorable pens are so easy to make, Musings From a Stay at Home Mom turned this craft into a project for the whole family. Pair with a fun notepad or place them in a bouquet by the door for guests to take as they leave the party.

A New Book

Kayla Hernandez Photography

Charlotte’s Web, Harold and the Purple Crayon, the Olivia series, and more. Whether you decide to personalize a custom book or choose one of the classics, books make great favors and welcome additions to your guest’s libraries.

Related: How to Throw a Sensory-Inclusive Birthday Party for Neurodiverse Kids

Ballerina Bubbles

A Bubbly Life

Guests will burst with excitement over these bubbly favors. Upcycled baby food jars topped with figurines that reflect the party theme make this idea easy and customizable. Pop over to A Bubbly Life for the how-to and a bubble solution recipe.

Edible Play Dough

Momtastic

This favor from Momtastic breaks the mold. Packaged in personalized containers, this edible play dough is super easy to make and fun to play with. What a delicious idea!

Party Playlist

Catch My Party

Get ready to boogie with a mix of your tiny dancer’s favorite tunes. Choose a selection of kid-friendly hits and create your own labels for a playlist guests will be listening to on repeat. Head over to Catch My Party to see all the celebratory details.

Personalized Chalkboards

Maison de Pax

Earning an A for creativity, Rachel at Maison de Pax created personalized chalkboards for each guest at her son’s birthday party using pre-cut letters and chalkboard paint. Colorful chalk wrapped in twine were the perfect finishing touch.

Crazy Party Sunglasses

By Wilma

We adore this bright idea from By Wilma. Ordinary sunglasses get a high-fashion makeover with a little cardboard, glue and creativity. Get the camera ready! These shades make for adorable photo ops.

Related: How to Plan a Kid’s Birthday Party on a Budget

Superhero Capes

Susie Here Only

Custom capes are a super favor idea! Plan a little extra crafting time, and find instructions to make a custom set for your superheroes-in-training here. Psst! It’s not as hard as you think to make a few capes for your superhero and her sidekicks.

Wonderful Wands

Aesthetic Nest

Cast a spell on your party princesses with these affordable wands. We love that Aesthetic Nest's wands are both easy to make and full of magic. They make the perfect finishing touch for Frozen superfans.

—with additional reporting by Taylor Clifton and Lauren Hill 

 

 

 

We’re not messing with the same old white elephant gift ideas, and you can get these in no time from Amazon

Are you totally over the same old white elephant gift ideas? Because we are. In fact, this particular gift exchange can be downright painful as you watch people pass around a re-gifted off-brand lotion set and try to laugh at another Big Billy Bass. We completely understand because we’ve been there. But this year? This year, we’re changing things up with this roundup.

The best white elephant gifts are either funny, ridiculous, useful, or actually cool. If they’re a combination of any of those, then all the better, but ideally, if your white elephant gift idea is at least one of those things, you did it right. And, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got funny, practical, and downright goofy gifts (and we’re not sorry). The best part? They’re available on Amazon, so it takes just a day or two before they’re to your door. In the market for something a little more traditional, but still need it fast? Check out our last-minute gifts from Amazon post.

Awkward Family Photos Greatest Hits

Amazon

It takes 5 minutes to learn, but if you've ever played 'What Do You Meme?', you already know how. And Awkward Family Photos is just as funny (if not funnier).

Awkward Family Photos Greatest Hits ($24.99)—Buy Here!

Dino Nugget Plush

Amazon

Available in stegosaurus, brontosaurus, or in a serving size—uh, we mean in a 5-pack.

Dino Nugget Plush ($17.49)—Buy Here!

Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Amazon

This one has almost 5 stars from Amazon customers, so it's not a white elephant gift they won't use.

Bicycle Pizza Cutter ($22.95)—Buy Here!

Retro Record Coasters

Amazon

Even comes with a record player holder.

Retro Record Coasters ($18.99)—Buy Here!

Snail Soap Dispenser

Amazon

The snail soap dispenser comes in 3 colors to match any bathroom aesthetic that's missing a snail.

Snail Soap Dispenser ($12.99)—Buy Here!

Snoop Dogg Cookbook

Amazon

With hits like Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday Cake and Billionaire's Bacon, we might go ahead and snag one of these for ourselves.

Snoop Dogg Cookbook ($17.48)—Buy Here!

Folding Board

Amazon

Is this a shirt folding board like the one you had to use when you worked at The Buckle in 11th grade? It sure is.

Folding Board ($16.99)—Buy Here!

Mall Madness Board Game

Amazon

Remember how stoked you were to get the original Mall Madness for Christmas back in 1989?

Mall Madness Board Game ($32.95)—Buy Here!

Toast Night Light

Amazon

His little toast feet even hold your phone.

Toast Night Light ($10.00)—Buy Here!

Prosecco Pong

Amazon

It's just like Beer Pong, but with Prosecco. You know, because classy.

Prosecco Pong ($11.38)—Buy Here!

Fish Pouch

Amazon

You can stuff this fish pouch to the gills. ...we're sorry.

Fish Pouch ($11.99)—Buy Here!

Mermaid Tail Blanket

Amazon

While we're on the subject of ocean life, why not bring this blanket to the gift exchange? Comes in 3 colors/styles.

Mermaid Tail Blanket ($25.99)—Buy Here!

Wet n Wild 'Sesame Street' Makeup Brushes

Amazon

Includes a powder brush, contour/blush brush, eyeshadow brush, and a crease blending brush.

Wet n Wild 'Sesame Street' Makeup Brushes ($13.98)—Buy Here!

Elf Ear Buds

Amazon

Seasonally-appropriate and functional, these ear buds are giving a vibe. What that vibe is, we aren't sure.

Elf Ear Buds ($14.99)—Buy Here!

Collapsible Travel Cup with Straw

Amazon

When you just have to have a 16oz cup, you'll be all set. Comes in multiple colors.

Collapsible Travel Cup with Straw ($19.95)—Buy Here!

Programmable LED Display for Car

Amazon

For when you just have to tell everyone on your route something.

Programmable LED Display for Car ($30.99)—Buy Here!

Simply Lemonade AirPods Cover

Amazon

Also available in Gatorade and Bubble Tape, in case lemonade isn’t doing it for you.

Simply Lemonade AirPods Cover ($9.98)—Buy Here!

POPCO Silicone Microwave Popcorn Popper with Handles

Amazon

BPA-free, dishwasher-safe, and available in multiple colors.

POPCO Silicone Microwave Popcorn Popper with Handles ($20.99)—Buy Here!

Liquid Death Sparkling Water 12pk

Amazon

Don't worry. It's just sparkling water.

Liquid Death Sparkling Water 12pk ($16.14)—Buy Here!

Music Genius Playing Cards

Amazon

Featuring some of the most iconic music legends, these playing cards are actually very cool.

Music Genius Playing Cards ($9.89)—Buy Here!

Dinosaur Folding Comb & Brush Set

Amazon

Technically, dinosaurs probably had feathers, not hair, but we won't keep bringing it up or anything.

Dinosaur Folding Comb & Brush Set ($10.00)—Buy Here!

Art Dice

Amazon

Whether they use it as a game or just for inspiration, creative artists everywhere will love this.

Art Dice ($22.95)—Buy Here!

Glass Silly Straws

Amazon

Comes in a set of 6 and includes a cleaning brush.

Glass Silly Straws ($17.99)—Buy Here!

Andy Warhol Puzzle

Amazon

Also available in Warhol's famous banana or Marilyn portrait.

Andy Warhol Puzzle ($14.81)—Buy Here!

Saucemoto Dip Clip

Amazon

Keep that BBQ sauce or honey mustard just a dip away wit these dip clips, designed to be used in the car.

Saucemoto Dip Clip ($11.99)—Buy Here!

'How to Survive a Bear Attack'

Amazon

Hopefully, they'll never need this. But if they do, it's kinda like having Ron Swanson helping you out.

'How to Survive a Bear Attack' ($12.90)—Buy Here!

Nicholas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover

Amazon

This soon-to-be heirloom is just the pillow cover, so you may need to throw in a pillow insert.

Nicholas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover ($17.99)—Buy Here!

Potato Head The Yamdalorian and The Tot

Amazon

As is holiday tradition, here's The Yamdalorian and The Tot.

Potato Head The Yamdalorian and The Tot ($13.99)—Buy Here!

Balloon Animal Candle

Amazon

It's sandalwood-scented. Like balloon animal dogs usually are, of course.

Balloon Animal Candle ($24.97)—Buy Here!

 

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Wait until you see the chocolate fondue board

Move over salami and cheese, there’s a new charcuterie board in town: the dessert charcuterie board! Packed with cookies, chocolate, candy, and more, this sweet treat ups your dessert game in a big way. Wondering how to make a dessert charcuterie platter? Check out our tips on how to get one just right for Halloween.

One of Everything Board

If you can’t decide on a theme for your dessert board, then… don’t! Pick your favorite sweet treats and present them all to your guests.

Your Favorite Sports Team Dessert Charcuterie Board

While this particular board is all about the Buffalo Bills, you can fashion your own using themed treats and colors to make it personal. There’s no end to possibilities: NHL, MLB, MLS—you can go all out all year long.

Chocolate Charcuterie Board

chocolate dessert charcuterie with stawberries
Modern Honey

Chocoholics unite! This cocoa-inspired dessert board is one for the senses. The rich colors make it a great holiday option, or even for a mom's night out.

Get all the details at Modern Honey.

Movie Night

movie night dessert charcuterie board with popcorn
Simply Made Recipes

Movie night just got a whole lot better. This film-themed board brings your fave cinema treats to your fingertips, with options like popcorn, licorice, and gummy bears, all you have to do is press "play."

Head to Simply Made Recipes to get all the inspiration.

Chocolate Fondue Board

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The BakerMama

Cookies, rice krispie treats, fruit—oh, my! This chocolate fondue board is full of ooey-gooey deliciousness that is just as fun to eat as it is to put together.

Check out The BakerMama to get the recipe.

Dainty Donut Board

Muted-colored food never looked so gorgeous. This baby shower-worthy dessert board has meringues, donuts, chocolate, and fruit—the perfect combo you want in a jaw-dropping spread.

Get inspired by following The Manchester Platter Company.

Related: 12 Amazing Toddler Charcuterie Boards You’ll Want for Yourself

Rainbow Charcuterie Board

rainbow dessert charcuterie board
Jenny Cookies

You can truly taste the rainbow with this colorful dessert charcuterie board. Sweet circular cookies are paired with coordinating sprinkles and candy for an eye-popping dessert you can't resist. 

Head over to Jenny Cookies for all the details.

Ice Cream Sundae Board

ice cream dessert charcuterie
The Baker Mama

Why have we never thought of this? Prep for a sweet sundae board by stocking it up with ice cream and all the toppings you can dream of.

Head to The Baker Mama to see all the details.

Easter Dessert Board

Hop on into spring with this sweet board packed with bunny-themed treats. Whether you create this for Easter Sunday or for a class party, everyone will want a little bit of this spread.

Valentine's Day Grazing Board

valentine's day dessert charcuterie
Domestikated Life

Who needs a fancy dinner when you can dig into this Valentine's Day Grazing board? Packed with salty and sweet treats, the colorful candies tie in the holiday of love perfectly.

Head to Domestikated Life for all the details.

Birthday Dessert Board

birthday dessert charcuterie
The BakerMama

Goodbye, birthday cake. Hello, birthday dessert charcuterie! Everyone at your party will find something to love with this diverse spread. Pack with the best treats that birthdays have to offer, from cookies and cupcakes to donuts and chocolate-dipped fruit (with sprinkles, of course!).

Check out The BakerMama for easy instructions.

Sweetheart Dessert Board

valentine's day dessert charcuterie
A Pumpkin & A Princess

This dessert charcuterie board is the perfect way to say "I love you." Pack with your fave cookies, and chocolate fruit—and don't forget those conversation hearts!

Head to A Pumpkin & A Princess for all the instructions.

St. Patrick’s Day Dessert Board

With a little luck, you can pull this together in no time. We especially love the candy kebobs and the Lucky Charms on the side!

Related: Cue the Candles: Birthday Charcuterie Boards Are the New Cake

S'mores Charcuterie Board

s'mores dessert charcuterie
Aubrey Swan Blog

This board will have you wanting s'more and s'more! Load up with all the fixin's then head out for a warm summer night around the fire.

Be sure to check out Aubrey Swan Blog for all the instructions.

Armenian New Year’s Dessert Board

Celebrate the New Year with lots of sweet and savory foods found in this Armenian dessert board. There’s something for everyone, including baklava, gata, Greek koorabia, Bird’s milk cake, fruits and nuts.

 

 

Wait until you see the “Peter Pan” family costume!

If you start now, it’s easy to coordinate an awesome family Halloween costume that will earn you tons of compliments from fellow trick-or-treaters. From Scooby-Do-themed get-ups to Star Wars family costumes, there are plenty of great ways to dress up your brood this year. For parents who prefer to be a bit more behind-the-scenes, we’ve also got the most popular Halloween costumes for kids in 2022, baby Halloween costumes you can DIY with a onesie, and cardboard box Halloween costumes (because what else were you going to do with those Amazon boxes?)

Click here and save all these family costumes to Pinterest.

Movie Theater Snack Costume

If there’s anything we can agree on, it’s that going to the movies hits differently when snacks are involved. This fun family costume takes everyone’s favorite movie theater snacks to the next level.

Mary Poppins Family Halloween Costume

This fun family costume idea could go so many ways. You could have chimney sweeps, more penguins, the Banks children, and more!

Scooby Do Family Costume

How adorable is this family costume idea? Be sure to save your big Amazon box to make your own Mystery Machine.

Cruella Family Halloween Costume

While we wait for the sequel, how about this fabulous take on one of Disney’s most iconic villains?

Related: 7 Costume Ideas That Are Based on Book Characters 

Hocus Pocus Family Halloween Costume

With the sequel coming out at the end of Sept., we have a feeling there’ll be a lot of Sanderson Sister action this year.

Greek Gods and Goddesses Costume

We are blinded by the fabulousness of this costume idea from Tell Love and Party.

Pot of Gold Costume

Good as gold! We give the green light to the striped stockings and big green hats that make these lucky little ones ready for trick-or-treating. Create a rainbow and add gold coins to a shirt, and you’ve got an adorable leprechaun family Halloween costume idea.

’80s-Themed Costume

When it comes to Halloween when in doubt, go all ’80s.

Star Wars Family Halloween Costume

The trick to this Star Wars-themed family costume is Queen Amidala‘s makeup. The rest is easily found on Amazon, like this Princess Leia, this Luke Skywalker, and this Darth Vader costume.

Related: 17 Incredibly Clever Cardboard Box Costumes 

Harry Potter Family Costume

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If you have a little muggle in the house, then a family Harry Potter costume theme makes for the perfect fit!

Baby Shark Family Halloween Costume

We love DIY costumes and give a wave of approval for this adorable shark family. You and your herd of fish will be sure to see grins on fellow trick-or-treaters.

Big Bad Wolf and the 3 Little Pigs Costume

Are any of you parents of multiples? This fabulous take on the classic children’s story is a genius idea for Halloween.

Where’s Waldo Family Costume

Where's Waldo family Halloween costume
Say Yes

The search is over! We spotted this ultra-coordinated family costume over at Say Yes. It's easy to pull together from items likely already in your closet.

Peter Pan and the Lost Boys Costume

Peter Pan family Halloween costume
A Beautiful Mess

We're clapping our hands for these whimsical costumes featuring Peter Pan and his Lost Boys. Grab a little pixie dust and fly over to A Beautiful Mess for a closer look at the costumes. It's easy to re-create if you just believe! You can even make your pixie dust by clicking here.

Family Weather Costume

Studio DIY

We love the idea of your kid being the rainbow in between the sunshine and rain! Find out how to make your own version over at Studio DIY

Wreck-It-Ralph Family Costume

Wreck-it-Ralph Family halloween costume
See Vanessa Craft

How cute is this Wreck-It-Ralph group costume idea? We love how a lot of these costumes might be laying around your house. Head over to See Vanessa Craft for the tutorials for each costume. 

Labyrinth Family Costume

Brit Co

Fulfill all your Goblin King dreams with this awesome family costume. Sarah, Jareth, and baby Toby complete this perfect trio of a costume. Find out how it's done over at Brit + Co

Monster Family Halloween Costume

Tell Love and Party

Few things say Halloween more than Creatures of the Night. You'll find all the how-tos and close-ups of the spooktacular makeup at Tell Love and Party featuring Frankenstein, his bride, a mini mummy, and a baby bat.

The Sandlot Family Costume

Chris Loves Julia

The family behind Chris Loves Julia took this awesome film-themed photo for the invitation to their annual costume bash. A flashback to a favorite childhood movie, the kids may not be familiar with The Sandlot, but they'll love the fun summery costumes.

 

A League of Their Own Group Costume

A League of Their Own Family Halloween Costume
Pretty Plain Janes

Complete with a ballpark candy vendor, the family behind Pretty Plain Janes hit a home run with this movie-themed group costume.  

 

 

 

 

These weird kids products might actually be genius

There’s always some new product for babies and kids out there. The “next big thing” is just around the corner, and with kids growing and changing fast, it makes sense that products have to keep up. Sure, when we were growing up, we were gnawing on wooden blocks and throwing glass bottles with latex nipples across the room and we came out okay. Right? Or at least, made it to adulthood. That doesn’t mean the “new and improved” weird kids products aren’t, well, improved.

But we’ve gotta say it. There’s also some weird stuff cropping up. The “are you serious” products that we can’t quite believe are real. They’re good for a laugh, but what if they’re actually brilliantWhat if these strange products work like a charm? Well, we did a little research and, lo and behold, there are a lot of them that do. Based on Amazon reviews, this stuff seriously can’t be missed and might ultimately become must-haves. So, between making your life as a mom easier, saving you some time and money, and giving you the chance to tell all your friends that you found the Holy Grail of parenting, we think this list is going to blow your mind. But in a good way. These are the weird kids products that might actually be brilliant!

Dingle Dangle Headband Baby Change Helper

Dingle Dangle Baby

If diaper changing is miserable for you and your babe, have you considered strapping an octopus to your head? 

Real Review: Bonkers but brilliant. My partner walked in wondering what on earth I was wearing on my head. And then he saw how much my son was smiling! -Suzy Harvey

Dingle Dangle Headband Baby Change Helper ($40.00)—Buy Here!

Munchkin Brica GoBoost Travel Booster Seat

Munchkin/Amazon

A pop-up booster seat with storage for diapers and supplies that also folds down and comes with a carrying strap. Okay, yes, that's pretty smart.

Amazon Review: Works great for random places that don't have a good baby seat available, or for when your little one is just a bit too little for the standard restraining seats restaurants tend to have. Just pull over any chair, or park 'em in the booth corner next to you. Quick to deploy or pack up. The storage is also nice to have a few distraction toys at the ready. -Michael T. Gillespie

Aussie Bubs Goat Milk Infant & Toddler Formulas

Aussie Bubs

Aussie Bubs is the#1 goat milk formula in the U.S. Goat milk naturally supports gentle digestion and may be a good alternative for formula-fed babies with sensitive tummies. Aussie Bubs uses all the good stuff your little one needs for to grow and feel their best, without anything yucky. In fact, Aussie Bubs Goat Milk Formula (Infant & Toddler Formulas) contains no GMO, corn syrup, maltodextrin, growth hormones, artificial sweeteners, chemicals, pesticides, colors or preservatives. Clean Label certified.

Real Review: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the goat milk formula. My son (6mo next week) has been on it for ONE DAY and he is a brand new baby. After being on specialty formula for suspected CMPI, we ran out and couldn’t find any more. Our pediatrician gave us the go ahead to try your formula and wow. He has energy, he is laughing, he slept all night for the first time in his life last night and was able to lengthen his wake windows this morning. This has changed the game for my family. We are in the Atlanta area! -Chelsea

The Noggle

This car vent extender works to keep the backseat comfortable by routing A/C and heat to rear riders, including pets! It comes in 6ft, 8ft, and 10ft, options.

Amazon Review: We bought this for our 1 year old. We live in Fl so the summers are pretty brutal plus he is still rear facing and 2 of our vehicles didn’t have rear AC. I do think the vent attachment design could be better / maybe have some type of foam or seal on it. But all in all I’m happy that he’s finally able to get some air back there. Would recommend! -johnathan wireman

The Noggle ($59.99+)—Buy Here!

Dwink Universal Drink Box Holder

Amazon

This little beauty prevents tiny hands from squeezing too hard on juice boxes and fits even the most unique box shapes!

Amazon Review: I love how universal it is with various juice pouches/boxes. -Heather Reader

Dwink Universal Drink Box Holder ($13.95)—Buy Here!

Finger Pinch Guard Door Stops

Pop these on the doorjamb and prevent doors closing all the way on little fingers.

Amazon Review: Most will use these to quietly leave the room when the baby falls asleep and not let the door make noise, but let me tell you after they learn to walk and become toddlers. These are perfect for when the kiddo learns to slam doors. They will save your frames!! -Stephanie Smith

Finger Pinch Guard Door Stops ($7.99)—Buy Here!

Emergency Foldable Disposable Potty

Amazon

To be completely fair, when kiddos have to go, they have to go.

Amazon Review: So helpful to have around. Perfect for in the go potty emergencies! So easy to pop open and use. Sturdy! -Amazon Customer

Waterproof Diaper Pants

Amazon

These overnight diaper pants are waterproof and absorbent, plus they can be washed and reused. Maybe they're not as weird as they seem?

Amazon Review: Get it. Just get it! My 6yo has issues with night training. I’ve never seen someones [sic] pee go through waterproof mattress pads! I have tried several! She is highly allergic to pullups so I was running out of options and sanity. The FIRST night she put these on she woke me up at 1am (which she never wakes up from an accident so it definitely helps make them aware) and said “Mommy I did it again”. Of course I panicked & has asleep went looking for the spot on the bed because these pants were FILLED! Not one spot on the bed. The pants absorbed it all! We changed her clothes and went back to bed! THANK YOU!!!! -4ShotsofCatron

Waterproof Diaper Pants ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Easy Pouch Self Feeding Pouch Holder

No squeeze, no mess, self-feeding pouch holder 2 pack for babies 7 months+. Okay, we're sold.

Amazon Review: Does exactly what it needs to. First thing my toddler did every time she received a pouch? Got excited and squeeze some out. On her. On the couch. On the floor...This solves that problem. -Ryan

Easy Pouch Self Feeding Pouch Holder ($9.99)—Buy Here!

Frost Kids Toothpaste

There's a chance we want to try both of these, ourselves. And really anything that gets them to brush is on the "Definitely" list. The Birthday Cake version is fluoride-free and the Watermelon Slushie is a traditional fluoride version!

Product Review: Teeth are whiter and feel so clean! My daughter said that in addition to the great taste, she loves how clean her teeth feel. After a couple of days of her using it, I noticed when she was talking to me that her teeth looked noticeably whiter. Now I want to try it, too. -Cynthia G.

Frost Kids Toothpaste Birthday Cake ($9.95)—Buy Here!

Frost Kids Toothpaste Watermelon Slushie ($9.95)—Buy Here!

KneeGuard Kids Car Seat Footrest

Amazon

If increasing our kids' comfort makes car rides more pleasant, then we're in! This footrest has been crash- and safety-tested, too.

Amazon Review: I found this incredibly easy to put together, easy to install, & easy to adjust. There's actually a point near the top of the stand that you either install above or below, based on child's height. When I installed in the car, I had it above the point when I should've had it below. It was so easy to take apart & fix I didn't even have to fully uninstall it to do. -April | Project Downsize

KneeGuard Kids Car Seat Footrest ($49.75)—Buy Here!

Lugabug Travel Seat Ride-On Suitcase for Kids

This fully collapsible travel seat is fully collapsible and attaches to most roller bags!

Amazon Review: Was very useful while carrying a 2 year old through airports. Takes a bit trial and error to get the fit right on your bag but once you figure it out its very easy to use. -Roy

Lugabug Travel Seat Ride-On Suitcase for Kids ($47.50)—Buy Here!

Hot Mom Baby Stroller

If you're into your #aesthetic, the Hot Mom Store has your back! Their products are all about form and function—look at the rose gold hardware.

Amazon Review: The stroller was easy to assemble. We also loved the color and the sturdiness of the stroller! I highly recommend this stroller if your looking for something stylish and cute! 👍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -Dianna Knight Graham

Hot Mom Baby Stroller ($539.00)—Buy Here!

Go With Me Duo Deluxe Portable Chair

Amazon

Outdoorsy families rejoice! 

Amazon Review: Definitely a nice chair for the little one can use it in the house out side [sic] camping and it doesn't take up tons of space very sturdy tons of straps to help with younger kids that are learning to hold themselves up. -Andrew

Go With Me Duo Deluxe Portable Chair ($99.99)—Buy Here!

WONDERFOLD W4 Original Quad Stroller Wagon

Amazon

We'll admit it. We'd love to ride around in this 4-kiddo canopied wagon. 

Amazon Review: I am a mommy of 3, 3 and under, and use this wagon whenever I have the chance! My family and I bought it to replace our hard-to-use double stroller and it has become a holy grail. One of my biggest concerns was the ease of use, but unfolding and folding couldn’t be simpler. I was also worried about it taking up too much space in our trunk (we drive a 2022 Highlander for reference) but it leaves a great amount of room for groceries and luggage when you lay it flat with the handle up! I am IN LOVE and cannot wait to use it for years to come! -A.Donaldson

WONDERFOLD W4 Original Quad Stroller Wagon ($595.00)—Buy Here!

Long Sleeve Baby Bibs

...okay why didn't we think of this??

Amazon Review: These long-sleeved waterproof bibs are perfect for my 2 yr. old and 11 mo. old grandchildren. It keeps their clothes clean and is so easy to wipe clean. I also love the pocket in the front to keep food from falling on the floor and their seat. I highly recommend! -Amazon Customer

Long Sleeve Baby Bibs ($9.94)—Buy Here!

Foam Bed Bumpers

You can skip the separate toddler bed and go straight to the big kid bed with these genius under-the-sheet foam bumpers!

Amazon Review: We bought this for our 4 year old who is now sleeping on a full size bed. He moves quite a bit, but the bumper helps him stay in the bed. They come in a small box, but inflated pretty much immediately after getting them out of the packaging. He will sometimes place his head on the bumper, hug it or put a leg over it. It does the job. He has not fallen out of bed once. These were the tallest bumpers of this kind I could find. I am pretty happy with the purchase. -Ester

Foam Bed Bumpers ($52.92)—Buy Now!

Plush Banana Man Doll

Amazon

What?

Amazon Review: I don't know this "Banana man" thing is, but my mom found it one day scrolling and told me how amazing he was and couldn't stop laughing. So I bought it, put it in a gift bag under the tree and Christmas morning all you hear is mom say my name, we all laugh as she launches him out the bag laughing hysterically hard screaming "Banana mannnnnn!" I give it 20/10 just for that. -wittymelon455

Plush Banana Man Doll ($15.98)—Buy Here!

Taco Tuesday Baby Toys

Amazon

They're adorable, but they really are a lot of fun and include rattles and crinkle sensory play options!

Amazon Review: Adorable taco set my baby loved it . The avocado is a bit hard but has a ball with beads in it so it’s entertaining for my baby. Limes perfect for teething. -lilli

Taco Tuesday Baby Toys ($13.98)—Buy Here!

Smiley Mia Penguin Buddy Never Drop Silicone Baby Teething Toy

Amazon

We love how these teethers are easy to grip, even for the teeniest hands!

Amazon Review: I'm on my third baby, and have multiple friends with multiple babies so I can confidently say I've used, seen and bought many baby teethers. This it the only one that doesn't get dropped constantly. My 4 month old loves to hold it even if she's not chewing on it. And when she starts fussing, I give it to her, she chews, and immediately calms down. I do have to help her open her fingers around the bar to grasp it, and I also helped her figure out how to chew on it in the beginning, because she kept stabbing herself in the eye.. But she caught on pretty quick and she loves it. We took it to a Dr. check up and the nurse commented on how cool it was and the design of it. I would buy again, and as a gift for other babies. -Amazon Customer

Smiley Mia Penguin Buddy Never Drop Silicone Baby Teething Toy ($9.99)—Buy Here!

Potty Training Urinal

Amazon

If you're struggling with potty training, this might be a good option.

Amazon Review: I don't usually write reviews but my almost 3-year-old has been slow to potty train. He hasn't been wanting to sit and pee on the potty. Decided to finally give one of these a try after looking at them on and off for almost a year. First day he peed in it 3 times. Definitely worth it. Easy to clean, it is small but it's for toddlers so I don't personally think it's too small. -Christina 

Potty Training Urinal ($14.99)—Buy Here!

 

 

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