No one will deny that growing up in Atlanta has its perks—and quirks. From a heat wave that won’t stop to being the birthplace of some of the world’s biggest brands, there are some things that Atlanta kids especially can giggle at. Keep reading for our favorite jokes that Atlien kids will really love.

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Q: What did the icy road say to the car?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”

Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
A: Iced tea.

Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola, of course!

Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.

Q: How many Houston Astros does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It was pit-iful.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Q: What did the bee do when it was hot?
A: Took off his yellow jacket.

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Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog!

Q: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
A: Hip-hop!

Q: What did the pig say on the really hot day?
A: I’m bacon.

Q: What do you say when your aquarium breaks and everything is gone?
A: I have no porpoise anymore.

Q: What do you call a Georgia Bulldog football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!

Q: What do you say when your homework flies away?
A: It’s gone with the wind.

Q: The girl at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said “Window or Aisle?”
A: I replied “Window or you’ll what?”

Featured image by iStock.

—Shelley Massey

 

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Having a pet is a great way to teach kids responsibility and compassion but sometimes a dog or cat isn’t in the cards. These animals are the perfect option as they take up minimal space in your home and are easy for kids to care for. Which one will be the new addition to your family?

1. Guinea Pigs

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Guinea pigs are great pets as long as you've got the time to invest in them (they need to play with you!) and are willing to get a pair of the sweet-natured rodents (they're social animals and will get lonely when solitary). These little guys are in the same family as hamsters but have an even gentler disposition and are less likely to bite. They need stimulation and attention, however, so if you think your kid will lose interest quickly, they might not be the best choice for you.

Lifespan: 5-10 years

2. Bearded Dragons

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Bearded dragons are easy to care for and super mellow. They grow to be about the length of your forearm and are happy to spend the afternoon sitting on your shoulder. Kids will love setting up their enclosure and you can even find costumes for them at Halloween! They do eat bugs so you'll need to be able to pick those up at your local pet store. 

Lifespan: 10-15 years

3. Rats

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No, we're not talking about the sort that roam New York City subway tunnels. Domesticated rats (which are pretty cute, if you're into rodents) actually make great pets. In fact, Dr. Jennifer Graham, assistant professor at Tufts University's Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Parents magazine that rats are "some of the best pets for small children," says Dr. Graham. "Rats can be calm, laid-back, not as nippy as other small mammals, and they can be handled a lot." They can even be trained to retrieve small objects and use a litter box. Take that, Fido!

Lifespan: 2-3 years

4. Hamsters 

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Kids will love watching these little guys scurrying through tunnels and running on hamster wheels (all night long!), though youngsters should be aware that these little rodents, especially females, can bite, so they need to be extra careful handling them. Parents magazine source Dr. Katherine Quesenberry, an exotic animal expert, recommends getting a larger breed hamster, like the Syrian hamster (also called the golden hamster), which can be easier to handle.

Lifespan: 3-5 years

5. Chinchillas

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These large rodents have silklike fur and are friendly and gentle (though they can bite if not socialized properly). A well socialized chinchilla will even come when you call him and will be eager for rubs. They can also be litter box trained. And, unlike many other rodents, they aren't smelly! According to Animal Planet, the chinchilla has no body odor. "Even its droppings will take several days to emit a smell; if the animal's cage is cleaned frequently, odor becomes a non-issue."

Lifespan: 12-20 years

6. Rabbits

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Rabbits make friendly pets, and larger breed rabbits especially, like the Flemish giant rabbit, which can grow to be 12-15 pounds (that's almost twice the size of an average cat!), can be docile and laid-back (though they require a lot more space than smaller bunnies). They are smart enough to be litter-trained — and can even be taught to walk on a leash, according to Animal Planet. They also enjoy human company provided you socialize them and play with them often.

Lifespan: 8-12 years

7. Chickens

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What better way to teach kids where their eggs come from than having a henhouse in the back yard? Chickens (if your city allows you to have them) are full of personality and can be trained to come when you call them. One thing to keep in mind, however, is where you live: in colder climates, chickens have to be kept inside (or in a heated henhouse) to stay warm. Click on this article to find the breed of chicken right for you.

Lifespan: 6-12 years

8. Leopard Geckos

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These calm reptiles are easy for kids to handle and they make fun pets. They are nocturnal and therefore more active at night. They don't climb walls like other types of geckos but they also don't require a moist environment which makes them easy to take care of. 

Lifespan: 6-10 years

To find out more about what pet is right for you, check out this guide from the Humane Society. And, of course, always check your local animal shelter or animal rescue groups when looking for a pet.

—Kate Loweth & Melissa Heckscher

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It’s the season of BBQs, beaches and epic games of fetch in the backyard. While people and pets enjoy having fun in the sun together, it’s important to take extra special care of your furry family member when it’s hot and humid. Here’s how to keep them cool, happy and safe.

Hill’s Pet helps families prepare for whatever their pet journey entails. See how Hill’s science-backed nutrition can give your best friend their best life.

Rework Your Walk Times

Dogs rely on panting and sweating through the bottoms of their paws to regulate body temperature and cool down. (FYI: They have fewer sweat glands than humans, which is why there’s no sweaty fur to contend with!) During hot summer months, take longer walks in the morning and evening when it’s cooler outside. Be sure to find some shady spots to stop for breaks along the way. Scale back rigorous outdoor exercise when the sun is blazing. Even if your pup loves to endlessly chase a tennis ball, don’t overdo it. Keep in mind that panting is not common for cats, so if you notice your kitty breathing heavier than usual, call your veterinarian.

Bring Water on-the-Go

Hydration is just as important for dogs as it is for people. Whether you’re strolling around the neighborhood or hanging out in a friend’s backyard, bring along water for your dog and offer it regularly. (Remember, Fido can’t exactly tell you, “I’m thirsty!). Portable dog water dispenser bottles and collapsible travel dog bowls are great options for easy water breaks on the go. Add a few ice cubes when possible.

And Speaking of Water…

Some pets love getting wet! Give your pup a refreshing mist with the hose when you’re watering the garden. When you set out the baby pool or turn on the sprinkler for your kiddos, don’t be surprised if your dog wants to get it on the action, too.

Hill’s Pet helps families prepare for whatever their pet journey entails. See how Hill’s science-backed nutrition can give your best friend their best life.

Never Leave Your Pet in a Parked Car

Keeping your pet in the car isn’t safe and can lead to discomfort, illness, and in worst cases—death. When a car is turned off, the temperature inside can rise to dangerous levels quickly. So run your errands solo, and leave your pet at home!

Get a Fresh Summer Cut

The dog equivalent of swapping sweaters for t-shirts is a summer haircut. Thick coats may make dogs feel hotter, faster. Your pooch will thank you for a trim from the groomer.

Protect Their Paws

Heading out for a walk is probably one of your pet’s favorite pastimes, but if the driveway or sidewalk is extra hot, it may cause injury to their paws. Check to see if the pavement is too toasty by pressing your fingertips on it for a few seconds. If it’s too hot for you, it’s not right for your dog either.

Know the Signs of Heatstroke

It’s possible for pets to become overheated and suffer from heatstroke if they’re exposed to too much heat and humidity. According to the Humane Society, some signs of heatstroke include heavy panting, glazed eyes, a rapid heartbeat, difficulty breathing, excessive thirst, lethargy, fever, dizziness, lack of coordination, profuse salivation, vomiting, a deep red or purple tongue, seizure and unconsciousness. The risk for heatstroke may depend on the animal’s age, weight, pre-existing illnesses, and breed. For example, boxers, pugs, shih tzus, and other dogs and cats with short muzzles will have a much harder time breathing in extreme heat. If you notice these signs, call your vet or head to an animal hospital immediately.

Hill’s Pet helps families prepare for whatever their pet journey entails. See how Hill’s science-backed nutrition can give your best friend their best life.

Editor’s Note: The National Zoo reopened in May 2021. Admission is free, but visitors must register for timed-entry passes here

The 163-acre National Zoo has been captivating visitors since way back in 1889, when it was called the National Museum’s Department of Living Animals, and has continued to expand its offerings over the years. Should you go? Of course! Should you have a game plan? You better! To make things easier, here’s a cheat sheet that will help you get the most out of a day spent with furry, feathered, and spiny zoo friends.

Getting There (and Parking Tips)

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The best way to get to the zoo is by public transportation. Period. Both Metro Bus and Metro Rail have stops within walking distance of the Zoo. FYI: While equal distance from both Metro stops, the walk is uphill from the Woodley Park stop and flat from the Cleveland Park stop. The L1 and L2 buses stop right in front of the Zoo's main entrance on Connecticut Avenue. Parking can be reserved before your visit for $30. 

Where to Eat

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The Mane Grill is open and serves Elevation Burgers, vegan burgers, chicken tenders, grab and go items, and kid meals on Lion-Tiger Hill. You can grab a slice of Sbarro at Panda Plaza. Feeling the heat? Grab a cone at Carvel at Panda Overlook. Dippin' Dots, Dolci Gelati and Ben & Jerry’s is also available at various locations in the park. 

Giant Panda 411

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Mei Xiang, Tian Tian and Xiao Qi Ji are definitely the resident headline makers at the National Zoo. In fact, they probably attract many of the park’s two million annual visitors. The National Zoo is a leader in giant panda conservation and has been working with China to study, breed and care for these black-and-white beauties since 1972 .Depending on the time and the weather, the giant pandas have a choice to be outside or inside the panda house. The pandas typically have outdoor access until early afternoon. 

Safety regulations: Free, pre-timed tickets are required for this exhibit. You can get yours here

Daily Programs

Something is always happening at the Smithsonian's National Zoo. Daily programs include animal training, feeding demonstrations and keeper talks. Some programs change from week to week. Zoo educators and volunteers try to keep an updated schedule, but due to weather and the needs of the animals, activity times can change. Please be sure to consult a schedule at the Zoo on the day of your visit.

Keeping Your Cool

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It’s no secret…during the summer the Zoo can get rather toasty. When the heat is on, keep cool by strolling through the many mist stations sprinkled throughout the park. Even better, dip your feet in the flowing waters of the American Trail Tide Pool (May 30-Sep. 30), a shallow wave pool open for tiptoe-ing through with replica model sea stars, barnacles and mussels.

—Meghan Yudes Meyers and Guiomar Ochoa

 

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Is it that time yet? Have your kids finally convinced you to adopt that kitten, puppy or goldfish? 

If so, congratulations! You are about to have the adventure of a lifetime. 

Whether or not you have owned dogs or cats yourself before (or goldfish, for that matter), it will be quite different now that you also have kids. After all, you want to teach them how to take care of an animal, you want to allow them to develop empathy and responsibility, and ensure the animal comes out unscathed too. 

All jokes aside though, by ensuring you introduce your child to their first pet in the right way, you can pave the way for a dynamic and irreplaceable relationship they will cherish for the rest of their lives. Here’s my advice on how to combat this challenge:

Choose Your Pet Carefully 
For starters, you want to choose your pet very carefully, depending on, of course, your child’s wishes, but your lifest‌yle too. Guinea pigs, hamsters and fish will usually be able to fit into any kind of family dynamic, but if you want a cat or a dog, you’ll need to take their breed into consideration as well. 

Are your kids small or are they in elementary school? Some pets do well with small, curious children, some do not. Do you have the outdoor space to accommodate a large dog? Will a high-energy dog fit in with your family’s always-on-the-go lifestyle or is your family more chill and would do better with a cat that doesn’t require so much playtime and daily exercise? 

Ensure a Calm Environment 
When you do choose a pet, make sure the introduction between child and animal takes place when they are both calm. The dog or cat may be scared and confused when arriving at your home, so it may take a day or two for them to adjust. If they appear curious and playful then you probably don’t have to wait as long. After a meal might be a good time to introduce them. 

Prepare your child for what they can expect. The animal may sniff them, they may want to play or they may be afraid. Talk about the importance of gentle touches and letting the animal adjust to its new home. 

Don’t Negate, Offer Alternatives 
If you spot your child doing something the dog or cat definitely doesn’t seem to be enjoying, don’t just rush in and scream no. Neither your kids nor the animal will take kindly to it. 

Instead, offer an alternative. Tell your child why what they are doing is not okay and how it makes their new friend feel. They might be in pain, uncomfortable, or they may be looking for an escape route. Show them what they should be doing instead. Demonstrate the correct petting and snuggling technique, show them how to offer treats, and so on. 

Talk about Boundaries & Responsibilities
Even before your new pet arrives, but especially once they get there and spirits are high, reinforce the basic rules. For starters, you want your child to be as involved in pet care as much as possible. Let them provide the meals or clean the food bowls. Take them on every dog walk. Involve them in the training and teach the dog that they need to obey your child too, even though they are not likely to be the pack leader. 

Explain to your child that if they don’t want to share in the responsibility they can’t enjoy the benefits of having a pet. You need to be able to set and manage and set expectations for your child and their involvement. 

Never Leave Kids & Pets Unsupervised 
Both your child and your new pet will need some time to get used to each other. And while you may trust the cat or dog would never intentionally hurt your child, or that your child would never hurt them, a bit of roughhousing can quickly turn into tears.

Make sure you are always there to supervise their interactions, at least until your pet grows into a well-behaved adult. Once you get to fully know their temperament and they get used to your home as their home, you can leave them in the same room. However, if your kids are still toddlers, you might still prefer to always keep a watchful eye over them, just to be on the safe side. 

The joy of watching your kids play with their new pet, snuggle with them in front of the TV, and nap with them on the sofa won’t compare to any other parental joys you have experienced so far. 

As long as you are careful about your choice of pet and take the appropriate steps, you should be privy to the blossoming of an amazing relationship in the years to come. 

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Small business owner, writer, avid latte drinker and an expert in writing team briefs in under 30 minutes. Mum of four (two humans and two doggos).

I’m just a girl, writing a blog with two dogs by her side, looking for…an audience. It is my hope that this is the first of many pieces that you stop to read. Fingers crossed.

And, yes. I am alluding to Julia Roberts iconic line, “I’m also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her,” from the 1999 film, Notting Hill. For the record, I know very well that I am more than ‘just a girl.’ I’m an educator, who is writing a blog with two dogs by her side, and I have a story to tell.

It is March 2021 after all. How could I not acknowledge the way in which the COVID-19 pandemic brought me to Empathic Paws without a reflection on March 2020?

During that unprecedented month, I was instantaneously thrust into a realm of isolation. In the figurative sense, I was holding myself together with duct-tape; raising and loving my son. Then forced to give that sacred TLC from behind a mask, quarantined, while living under the same roof, an impossibly daunting feat.

March 27th a 102.7 fever accompanied by classic COVID symptoms and a PCR COVID test.

April 1st. Positive COVID results. No joke, April Fools’ Day.

I pushed on. I balanced being a mom, teaching English to high school seniors from the confines of my kitchen table, and continued my doctoral research. No one really told me that it was OK to do anything different. So I stayed as close to my normal routine as I possibly could, otherwise, the metaphorical duct tape would peel right off.

There weren’t many people that I could physically embrace for love and support, besides an 11-year-old and our two large breed dogs. Sure there were FaceTimes, text messages with heart emojis, GIFs of Dr. Fauci, and front-porch wave hellos. But that’s not the same as fulfilling the need for tangible love and support, especially during a pandemic.

There did come a point in time that I met the CDC’s designated period of contagion. Even still, I found myself experiencing the monotonous and debilitating COVID symptoms of racing heartbeats, extreme dizziness, and utter exhaustion. Serendipitously, it was during a physically and emotionally repetitive late-April day, that I was reminded of the power of unconventional and unconditional love, which came by way of laughter. Real, belly-laugh, laughter.

The laughter was inviting and pure. I lifted myself up off the couch to see what all the laughter was about. Outside the kitchen window, I saw a boy and his two dogs.

I saw two dogs and their boy.

At the start of the pandemic, I worried something awful that COVID was going to rob my son of his childhood innocence. Little did I know, there were two, four-legged beings there to protect it all along. My son was blithely laughing. The source of his happiness–our two dogs, Judge and Daisy, and some dirty Under Armor socks (a story for another day).

An observation of cross-species love and support was my antidote.

With laughter as my background music, I sat down and opened my laptop. Out of the 500 open tabs within my Google Chrome browser, I closed 499. I navigated the mouse over the desktop folder, “Leadership Peer-Reviewed Articles.” I clicked and dragged a digital compilation of three years of research to its new home; a transitional folder entitled, “Stuff to Purge.”

There still was that lone tab waiting to learn of its fate. I clicked and arrived at the Google Doc, “Dissertation–HS Leadership_IB.” Did I really want my contribution to academia to be a 200 page document examining high school leadership and the International Baccalaureate program? I moved the mouse to File, navigated to Move to Trash, and executed one last click.

An exercise in digital prioritization enabled me to commit to the turning of a new page. With one click, I discarded three years of writing, research, and pseudo-supportive comments about the dissertation process: if you think you know what a dissertation entails you’re wrongjust pick a topic get it done, and my favorite, you’re not going to save the world.

Delete.

Flash-forward to the present day.
A lot can change in a year. A lot can change and remain the same; all for the better.

As for that whole dissertation-cleanse; to the surprise of many, including those aforementioned pseudo-supporters, I do in fact know what the dissertation process entails—having crafted and defended three new chapters. Maybe it has to do with selecting more than just a topic to write about, maybe it’s because I was inspired by an area that I cared about, the human-animal relationship. I still hold the belief that my academic contribution will be one that has the ability to positively influence the social-emotional wellbeing of students–even if it ends up being just one student, and not the world at large. And that’s OK by me, for that one student might very well be the person to save the world.

Remnants of COVID still linger and attempt to creep-up here and there. Thankfully, I am one of the fortunate ones to hold the official, yet ever-so-vague, Post-COVID Autonomic Dysfunction diagnosis. I am able to navigate this 2021 “long hauler” way of life and for that I am grateful. One dose of the vaccine down. One to go.

And the laughter continues its coveted, omnipresent-reign in our house. Often times, at the expense of another innocent pair of Under Armor socks. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

I am well aware that my year-long personal and professional journey would not exist if it wasn’t for my son’s laughter and our dogs’ love. They are the trio that brought me to a state of empathic pause and this new page, is my ode to them.

This post originally appeared on Empathic Paws.

Jessica is a writer, educator and researcher, with a passion for empathy, advocacy, and social responsibility. Whether writing, teaching, or researching, Jessica takes pride in her innate ability to inspire others to “Do All Things with Love, and believes it is even better to do those things with a dog, or two, by one’s side.

There’s nothing like a snuggle from your kiddo’s furry BFF, but if Fido can’t visit your child IRL, they can still get the uplifting effect only a canine companion can bring—through the American Kennel Club’s new PupPals program.

The recently launched program gives children who are suffering from an illness, have a parent who recently deployed, are experiencing a loss or are experiencing another life challenge a little life lift. So how does the AKC PupPals program work?

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Dog owners submit a pic and info about their dog via an online form. AKC Public Education will then use the information to make a card to send to a child a need. The cards include a photo, facts about the breed and a personalized letter.

Meredith Saraceno, Public Education Manager, said in a press release, “AKC Public Education is always seeking ways to highlight the importance of the human-canine bond and bring communities together. The AKC PupPals Program is another way to accomplish that and we look forward to providing children with the comfort of a canine friend.”

If you want to participate in the program, as a pet owner or the parent of a child who needs a PupPal, visit the AKC’s website here.

—Erica Loop

 

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Music both you and your kids can agree on is a rare breed, but with Backstreet Boy Howie D’s new kids album that’s exactly what you’ll get.

Twenty years after the smashing success of their first album, the Backstreet Boys have returned with a new hit album and will soon be launching the DNA world tour. One member is turning back ti his roots to create an album for kids. Howie D is releasing his debut children’s album Which One Am I?.

photo: Courtesy of Howie D

“Once I started a family, my priorities changed,” Howie D said. “Having two boys, I am constantly entertaining them at home and singing Backstreet Boys music around them. Then one day it hit me … I was noticing kids coming to Backstreet Boys shows with their parents who have been longtime fans. Why not make an album to cater to the new generation of BSB fans as well as their parents who have been supporters throughout the years?”

The album, which debuts Jul 12, features a classic pop style with kid-centric, family friendly lyrics. The album was inspired by Howie D’s own childhood experiences growing up in Florida as the son of a Puerto Rican mom and an Irish-American dad. Howie D struggled to figure out where he fit in and the album ultimately follows his journey of accepting himself for who is.

The songs have also inspired an upcoming family musical theater production, Howie D: Back in the Day, which will have its world premiere next year at the Rose Theater in Omaha, Nebraska.

Which One Am I? is now available for pre-order on iTunes and Amazon.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

 

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Pet rocks are some of the easiest to care for pets around, but if you think all stones are created equal, think again. We’ve looked at some of the most popular pebbles with a parent’s eye-view of what kind of pet you would actually get. Read on for some of the basic characteristics of common rocks.

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Granite: This type of rock is one of the easiest breeds. Readily available in a variety of playgrounds, driveways and landscapes, the hardest part is choosing just one. This granite is tough and can handle all kinds of mistakes/neglect/oopsies, which makes it perfect for families with young kids. Even tempered, you’d never know this guy was once boiling magma.

Best for: all ages.

Obsidian: While possibly one of the smoothest rocks you can adopt, obsidian breeds are not without their challenges. Because they were once widely used to make tools, they have an underlying sharpness that requires patience and special handling. Any edges can become very sharp and lead to minor cuts. Obsidians should be handled with caution. A better choice for the slightly older and/or gentler child.

Best for: ages 6 and up, kids who don’t throw (much), kids who can’t or wouldn’t make weapons 

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Pumice: When looking for a fun-loving pet rock that you can take anywhere, look no further than the pumice stone. These rocks are lightweight, making them ideal for travel which means you can take them on vaycay with you. Easy-going, they don’t mind being dressed up and as an added bonus, they float in water so you can actually take them in the bath with you. The only downside to the pumice is it has a pretty rough coat so snuggling is usually kept to a minimum.  

Best for: ages 2 and up.

Quartz or Quartz Crystal: Whether you choose the milky white or perfectly clear variety, or even one with a splash of purple, the quartz is a readily available and spectacular breed. Well suited to large families, they tend to absorb everything around them and can be sensitive. Rose quartz is know to help heal sad hearts and can often be found fashioned into a heart-shape. With a little love these rocks will be yours for a lifetime.

Best for: all ages, kids who need a little extra comfort in their pocket

Soapstone: Another relatively lightweight pet, soapstone is a softer stone and can be carved with moderate skill. Because they are soft, they may not be the best choice for households with teething children. Tweens and teenagers get along great with soapstone, as there is a mutual appreciation for the malleable nature and ability to become an entirely new personality on a daily basis.

Best for: mature kids, tweens, teenagers, very dextrous kids 

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Agate: Although many breeds have agate in them, these colorful stones make a unique addition to any family. They come in a very wide variety of colors, from deep green to rusty brown, and are sometimes dyed to very vivid tones like fuchsia. Typically very smooth, they are usually too slippery to dress up properly, but luckily their natural beauty requires little adornment.

Best for: all ages and stages

Geodes: These magical rocks are rough in the looks department and often overlooked as an excellent pet because of their ho-hum outward appearance. Best for families with commitment issues, these are not keep-forever pets. In fact, they are great for families with a more cutthroat approach as striking a hammer to these babes proves rewarding: they crack open and deliver amazing colors/crystals inside. Do not dress them up, as that only makes it more difficult to smash them (and smashing them is the best part).

Best for: mature children, kids with a desire to smash things, teenagers, adults.

What’s your favorite rock breed? 

—Amber Guetebier

 

Daily
Today Is National Pet Rock Day
It’s set in stone.
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Not all stones are created equal. Find out which rock breed is right for your family.

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Once you’ve chosen your perfect pet, you can really make it your own.

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Taking care of your lil’ pebble is easy if you follow our 4-step guidelines.

{ Today’s ideas brought to you by Masons }