Tickle your tot’s funny bone with silly jokes Seattle kids (and parents) will totally get

Need a little levity in your life? These Seattle jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few rain jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!

Kate Loweth


1. Can a kid jump higher than the Space Needle?

Of course! Because the Space Needle can’t jump.

2. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

3. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?

Amazon Prime-ates.

4. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?

A tripod.

5. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Seattle?

Because of all the rain, dear.

6. What do you call a week without rain in Seattle?

Summer.

7. What did the geoduck say to the clam?

Can you dig it?

8. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?

Take away the “p.”

9. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?

Yes, they are hill areas.

10. Why can’t Mt. Rainier and Mt. Baker play hide and seek?

Because they like to peak.

11. What did the kids say when the ferry finally pulled into the dock?

It’s a boat time.

12. What do Seattle kids have to watch out for?

Pier pressure.

13. In what state does the Columbia River flow?

Liquid.

14. What did Coach Carroll say to Russell Wilson when he dropped some change?

Hey, I want my quarter back.

15. What is the sea otter’s favorite Adele song?

Hello, from the Otter Side

16. What did the detective say when she got to Pike Street Market?

Something's fishy here.

17. What did the gum say to the gum wall?

I’m stuck on you.

18. Why is Seattle like L.A.?

You can seastars here, too.

19. What language do the I-90 and 520 bridges speak?

Span-ish.

20. Why does Mount St. Helens play so many video games?

Because it’s not very active.

Seattle Municipal archives

21. Why did the leprechaun want to move to Washington?

Because it’s the evergreen state.

22. Where’s a leprechaun’s favorite place to jog?

Green Lake.

23. Why is Kyle Seager like a spider?

He catches flies.

24. What did Bugs Bunny say when the ferry pulled in at Fauntleroy?

What's up dock?

25. Ouch! I banged my head on 99…

…Mom said I would’ve been okay if viaduct.*

(*we miss you, 99 viaduct!)

26. How do aliens get vaccinated?

With a Space Needle. (Orion, age 10)

27. When do you need an umbrella for hiking?

When you're climbing Mt. Rain-ier. (Orion, age 10)

 

 

Who’s happier to ditch real school for summer fun, you or your minis? We’ve curated a list of tactile learning activities to keep the kiddos off screens and out of the summer slide. Read on for 15 creative learning ideas that’ll give those golden afternoons a little brain boost.

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Activities to Promote Literacy

Tell Tales

Rory's Story Cubes

Story Cubes are a creative way to practice putting together stories, and your sidekicks won’t know that they’re learning. Roll the dice and use the results in a tall tale. These are a great way to pass the time on car trips. For the smallest fry, use three dice. For older scribes, use all nine and split the words up between the beginning, middle, and end of their stories. 

Write Letters

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Penpals! The kids can practice their fine motor skills while sending a little sunshine to a friend or relative. Or you can take the love up a notch and write to seniors in care homes. Contact your local senior residence, or check out one of these programs. 

Bake Letters

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What’s better than learning to read with cookies? Nothing. Use this alphabet cookie cutter set to bake words in the ultimate tactile reading game. Spelling has never been more delicious.

Play with Words

Pixabay via Pexels

How many words can your wordsmiths make with the sentence ‘Learning from home is fun?’ Take Anna Whiteley's idea a step further and create summer-themed sentences such as ‘Hot days are perfect for popsicles,’ and ‘Our family loves the beach.’

Do a Scavenger Hunt

Caleb Oquendo

Get the crew reading and moving with one of our indoor/outdoor-friendly scavenger hunts. Early readers can use the pictures to puzzle out the words and avoid the summer slide. Veteran readers can solidify their spelling skills.

Activities to Promote Numeracy

Count the Beans

Teresa Douglas

Teaching math concepts is a snap when you use tactile learning aides like beans or grains of rice. Your minis will intuitively understand division if you swap the beans for candies and tell them to split the candies fairly. 

Make Patterns

Teresa Douglas

Collect rocks, sticks, and other treasures from outside to make creative patterns. Your crew can learn to make patterns that repeat, grow, or spiral. The Artful Parent has beautiful photos for inspiration. 

Take a Walk

Jessica Lucia via flickr

Take a math detective walk. Give your budding Sherlock a notepad and pencil and get outside. How many birds can your little spot? Pick different themes for each walk, or spend the week focused on just one.

Get Into the Kitchen

Polina Tankilevitch via Pexels

Keep those measurement skills burning all summer long with the cookbook How Many Ways Can You Cut a Pie? If your crew prefers cookies, this three-ingredient oatmeal cookie is quick, easy, and healthy enough for breakfast!

Play Cards

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Turn an ordinary deck of cards into a creative learning experience. We Are Teachers serves up math-tastic ideas for reviewing addition, subtraction and fraction concepts in spades. 

Measure Up

Waseca Biomes

Who’s bigger, your mini or a dolphin? Could you have a tiger over for tea? Would either fit in a chair? Whip out Wasecabiomes Animals of the world Measuring Tape and help your budding biologist find out! 

Explore Science

Melissa Heckscher

Make some bouncy balls with ingredients you can find at the grocery store. The fine folks at The STEM Laboratory walk you through the activity and even explain the science behind it. Hint: You’ll never look at spaghetti the same way again. 

Get Some Sun

Teresa Douglas

Practice the first step of the scientific method by measuring the amount of sunlight in a garden. This activity is a great excuse to get the kids outside. Every hour the littles mark whether the plants are in the shade, partial sun, or full sun. Give your scientist a clipboard for added pizzazz. 

Engineer a Little Fun

Teresa Douglas

Introduce your engineer-in-training to Snap circuits, a tactile way to learn about electricity and closed circuits. As a bonus, your engineer will also learn to follow plans and problem solve. 

Kristina Paukshtite via Pexels

Your little scientists will love learning about DNA through the magic of strawberries. Each strawberry cell has eight copies of DNA, which means you can see them without a microscope in this fun experiment. Slide over to Little Bins for Little Hands to see how it’s done.

—Teresa Douglas

 

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We’re not quite ready to fast forward through summer, but August 13 is going to be awesome! The Disney Channel will premiere three exciting shows and movies, including Descendants: Royal Wedding, plus the network TV premiere of Toy Story 4! Extra screen time will definitely be in order.

Starting at 8 pm ET, you and the fam will be able to watch a Disney Channel Original Movie, Spin. It starts Avantika from Mira, Royal Detective as Rhea, an Indian American teen who discovers a passion for DJing. She mixes music that blends the culture of South Asia with the world around her and it’s sure to have you moving to the beat!

Immediately after Spin, it’s the animated event of the summer! Descendants: The Royal Wedding follows franchise stars Mal and Ben on their wedding day. It’s time for an epic party that features a brand-new song by the cast, but look out for Hades!

Finally, keep watching for the premiere of Disney’s Magic Bake-Off, as young chefs compete to make cakes inspired by Disney magic. Co-hosts Dara Reneé and Issac Ryan Brown, along with Disneyland resort pastry chef Graciela Gomez, will guide the teams through challenges and each episode will declare a winning duo. The winning recipe will become a featured Tastemade video available on Disney Channel and Tastemade social media platforms.

For the family members with early bedtimes, tune in to Toy Story 4 at 6:15 pm ET. Mark your calendar and get ready for a night of magical fun thanks to the Disney Channel!

—Sarah Shebek

Featured image courtesy of the Disney Channel

 

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Summer boredom busted! National Geographic just launched the Planet Possible Family Challenge and made it a lot more fun to get outside together. And don’t tell the kids, but a little learning will be involved, too.

Over the next eight weeks, look for a new challenge every Thursday to complete with your family. The first one is live now: explore the ground with a (homemade) magnifier! Each challenge has three parts: a DIY component, using the handmade tool or craft to explore biodiversity and tips on protecting the natural world.

The new program is part of National Geographic’s Planet Possible initiative, dedicated to inspiring everyone to live more lightly on the planet. While you wait for the next challenge, look around on the site for other entertaining and informative activities. Learn how to become a wildlife detective, forest bathe, or grow an indoor garden! You’ll also find more craft ideas, including making a homemade telescope or “elephant toothpaste.”

Time to start exploring! There’s no better resource than National Geographic for a little education on our beautiful world. Spend a little time outside this weekend and start June on the right note!

—Sarah Shebek

Images courtesy of Caitlin Holbrook (21st Century Fox) and Matthew Rakola

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The cyber-schooling year is almost over. With summer on the horizon, you’re looking for fun-filled ways to treat your kiddos to some much-needed entertainment. Regal recently announced the cinema’s 2021 Summer Movie Express!

If your fam is ready to view film faves on the big screen again, the 2021 Regal Summer Movie Express is the best bet for a budget-friendly experience. Each of the family movies is only $1 per person Tuesdays and Wednesdays at participating Regal Cinemas theaters all summer long.

The summer schedule starts May 25 with Teen Titans Go! To the Movies and Wonder Park. Other movies to look forward to include:

  • Smurfs: The Lost Village
  • A Dog’s Way Home
  • Smallfoot
  • Playing with Fire
  • LEGO Movie, The LEGO Batman Movie, The LEGO Movie 2, The LEGO Ninjago Movie
  • Storks
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
  • The Emoji Movie
  • Pokemon Detective Pikachu
  • The Croods: A New Age
  • Muppet Movie
  • Trolls World Tour
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Sing
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
  • Angry Birds Movie 2
  • Minions
  • Kung Fu Panda,
  • Despicable Me
  • How to Train a Dragon: The Hidden World
  • Madagascar
  • Goosebumps
  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold
  • The Secret Life of Pets
  • Dolittle.

The Summer Movie Express continues through Sep. 8, 2021. Check Regal’s website here for movies, showtimes, and a list of participating theaters.

—Erica Loop

Featured photo Drbreen via Pixabay

 

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Up for a mystery game? SOUR PATCH KIDS hopes so!

On Apr. 15, the brand is asking fans to become the ultimate detective and solve the new SOUR PATCH KIDS flavor. Did we mention there’s also a chance to win $50,000?

So how does it work? First, purchase the new Mystery flavor packs at retailers nationwide to get a taste. Then, head to Mystery.SourPatchKids.com submit your guess and enter for a chance to win $50,000 and other instant prizes.

Fan will need to keep an eye out on those crazy KIDS, who will be dropping clues of the mystery flavor on SOUR PATCH KIDS packaging, social media channels and in-store displays. In addition, the Mystery Kid will take over the SOUR PATCH KIDS social media channels and reveal new clues every week from Apr. 15 through July.

In August, one winner will win the $50,000 grand prize when SOUR PATCH KIDS reveals the mystery flavor.

––Karly Wood

All photos: Courtesy of SOUR PATCH KIDS

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Mira from Disney Junior’s hit series Mira, Royal Detective is all about sharing the heritage and vibrant culture of her Indian-inspired kingdom. In this exclusive first-look short, she’s sharing the ins and outs of Holi, the “Festival of Colors.”

Debuting on Sunday, Mar. 21 on Disney Junior. YouTube, Mira is joined by her mongoose pals, Mikku and Chikku in the newest installment of the short-form series “We’re on the Case.” Viewers will learn all about Holi and how it’s celebrated in the Indian culture.

If you love Mira, you can also catch an entire Holi-themed episode on Mira, Royal Detective. Follow along as Mira tracks colorful clues to save the town’s Holi Festival. The episode premieres Sat., Mar. 27 at 11:00 a.m., ET/PT on Disney Junior.

––Karly Wood

Feature photo: Courtesy of Disney General Entertainment Content

 

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Did you grow up reading the Hardy Boys books? Now a show based on the beloved series is coming to Hulu. A new trailer was released by the streaming service today. 

According to a description from Hulu, “After a family tragedy strikes, Frank Hardy (Rohan Campbell), 16, and his brother Joe (Alexander Elliot), 12, are forced to move from the big city to their parent’s hometown of Bridgeport for the summer. Staying with their Aunt Trudy (Bea Santos), Frank and Joe’s quiet summer quickly comes to a halt when they discover their dad, detective Fenton Hardy (James Tupper) has taken on a secret investigation. Realizing that their Dad may be onto something the boys take it upon themselves to start an investigation of their own, and suddenly everyone in town is a suspect.”

All 13 episodes of The Hardy Boys will start streaming on Hulu Fri., Dec. 4. 

—Jennifer Swartvagher

All photos courtesy of Hulu

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Disney Junior is celebrating Diwali with a new episode of Mira, Royal Detective. In “The Great Diwali Mystery” Mira must track down the missing oil used to light traditional lamps throughout the town in order to save the Diwali celebration. The episode airs throughout this week on Disney Channel and Disney Junior.

Mira Royal Detective Diwali

Disney Junior also has a special Diwali greeting from some of the stars of the popular preschool show. Kal Penn (voice of Mikku), Utkarsh Ambudkar (voice of Chikku), Aasif Mandvi (voice of Mira’s dad, Sahil), Karen David (voice of Shilpa, Ashima and Rubi), Parvesh Cheena (voice of Manish), Sonal Shah (voice of Poonam) and Leela Ladnier (voice of Mira) talk about the upcoming Diwali holiday and what it means to them. 

 

Disney Junior has also released a fun dance tutorial from series’ choreographer Nakul Dev Mahajan as he demonstrates some of Mira’s favorite dance moves from the series, including a few from the Diwali episode.

 

—Jennifer Swartvagher

All photos courtesy of Disney Junior

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As the official geocaching web site geocaching.com puts it: “Geocaching is the real-world treasure hunt that’s happening right now, all around you.” What kid (or person, really) wouldn’t find that statement at least a little bit intriguing? It’s also a free and fun way to spend time as a family and with friends, while also exploring the city. Here’s our guide to getting started and where to geocache in NYC!

geocaching

photo: Victoria Prather

The Geocaching Basics
Geocaching (pronounced “gee-oh-cash-ing”) is essentially, a free technology-based worldwide scavenger hunt created by millions of individuals, independently. Little treasures or “caches” are tucked away in public spaces by people and then found by others who log their discovery, both in a roster on site and online. Sometimes, the cache will include a tiny  “take one, leave one” token (a patch, a shell, a sticker, an action figure), that finders take, while leaving a similar item behind for the next geocacher to find — but really, this pastime is all about the thrill of the hunt and the discovery.

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photo: Lisa Schorr

How to Get Caching
Intrigued? (You should be.)

To get started, the basic requirements are simple. You’ll need:

• A smartphone or iPad with GPS/location services or a GPS device

• The Geocaching app or access to geocaching.com via the internet (you’ll need to set up a free account at https://www.geocaching.com)

• A pen or marker to record your discovery of the cache

• A small item to leave at the cache if necessary

• A sense of adventure

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photo: Victoria Prather

On the Hunt
Once you have the basic supplies and have set up your free account, you can enter your location on the app or web site and see precisely how many caches are nearby, and where they are. To date, there are over 2.7 million geocaches worldwide and thousands are right here in New York City as well as the tri-state area. Then, you simply navigate your way to the cache with the aid of your device.

Most caches are containers of varying sizes; the Geocaching app or website will tell you more details regarding the type, the overall difficulty level of finding them, and the terrain you’ll have to traverse on your search — some people stash the cache in more out of the way spots.

Each cache will either have a logbook, a log sheet, and as mentioned above, sometimes even a piece of treasure attached to its find.  (The geocaching app will also let you know if the latter is the type you’re seeking.) Caches vary greatly, but the standard rules are the same: under all circumstances, the contents should be family-friendly.

Generally speaking, your first cache should be a simple one. To start, check the app/website for an easy find in terms of difficulty level and make sure that if you’re traveling with a stroller or other child gear, take in consideration the requirements of the location. The details will be spelled out for you within the Geocaching app/website, so you can stick to one that’s easy to find and ensure it’s a fun scavenger hunt for all involved.

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photo: Lisa Schorr

Beginner’s Tips
If you do get stuck, you can find some additional hints within the app/web site to get you back on track.

For basic safety reasons, you’ll want to seek for geocaches during daylight hours and never trespass in an area that is closed.

Also, be sure to keep your detective skills to yourselves. You’re seeking out hidden treasure in a public space, and you don’t want the whole world to see where you’re uncovering the booty! (In the geocaching world, civilians are described as “muggles” — yes, just like in Harry Potter — so be sure you’re keeping your discoveries low-key.)

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photo: Lisa Schorr

Geocaching The Big Apple
You literally can geocache almost anywhere in the world, which makes it a fun activity to do when traveling, too. (You can even geocache in Antarctica. We checked.) The great news is the New York City is teeming with secret stashes hidden in every borough. (And of course, in New Jersey, Westchester and beyond!)

Densely-cached areas include parks (both Central Park and Prospect Park are rich in caches), as are downtown below 14th Street and Midtown between 34th and 57th Streets. Many areas in Brooklyn, like Red Hook, Carroll Gardens and Bay Ridge are favorite hiding spots for geocachers.

So get going! Before you know it, you and the kids will be creating caches for other newbies to discover!

—Victoria Prather

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