We’re hopping down the bunny trail and straight to boys Easter outfits
Easter dresses are undeniably darling, but for all the boy moms out there, truth be told, it can be easier to find the golden egg than to find appropriate duds for your dapper little dudes. Of course, we all know that there’s not really any such thing as boys clothes and girls clothes. But if your kiddo isn’t a dress-wearer, it really can be tricky to find Easter-ready looks. Dresses do take center stage this time of year, and while we absolutely love them, we want to make sure the No Dresses Crew gets to look and feel just as great. There’s really no shortage of boys Easter outfits if you know where to look. Lucky for you, you’re looking here, and we’ve got you covered!
Whether you and your family is dressing to the nines on Easter Sunday or keeping it casual for the egg hunt and brunch, there’s something for every kiddo in our list. Some of our favorite retailers are rocking this whole boys Easter outfit thing this year, so we put them all right here in one place for easy shopping! It’s never too early to get hoppin’ when it comes to holiday outfit hunting. So put down those jelly beans (just for a minute, we promise) and check out our (non-dress) Easter outfit picks!
Authentic Blazer
Even at this age, throwing a blazer on over a cute shorts outfit is the easiest way to amp up their look! This adorable one from Boden is machine-washable (we think that's icing on the cake).
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Ahh, the kiddie birthday party circuit. Year after year it runs the gamut from bouncy houses to a crowded table at some entertainment center with lots of noise and people. If you’re looking for something a little different, consider having unique party entertainment come to you. Whether it’s a petting zoo or the most bubbles you’ve ever seen, this will be the year your guests remember. We’ve found our favorite mobile birthday parties in Dallas-Fort Worth, so keep reading to see them all.
Gabby Cullen
The Bubble Truck
You’ll get one hour of the most amazing bubble fun to be had. Colored bubbles, games, and, for an extra price, unicorn bubble squirt guns!
Dallas native and owner Lilly Neubauer will bring everything you need for fun and creative crafts like name bracelets, rock painting, sunglasses or even embroidery for tweens.
An ice cream truck that’s just for your party? Yes, please! It doesn’t matter if you pick a cart of the classic truck, you’ll be able to treat your guests to classic ice cream bars and treats.
If your kiddo wants a spa party, Pamper Me Cute is the way to go! You can choose to have a spa party or a glitz and glam party, and they even do sleepovers!
Calling all parents of mini makers and crafters! LA’s best art and design studios for kids are offering online classes, take-home kits and private, at-home sessions for budding artists. Little ones can learn to build their own art robot, create their own cardboard sculpture, and transform everyday objects into works of art. Read on for all the details.
Purple Twig offers both online and small in-studio classes (schedule for in-studio classes are TBD). Zoom-based classes are for kids ages 6 and up, and include themes like Soft Sculpture and Cardboard Creations. In-studio classes are designed for younger kids, ages 3 to 6, and their caregiver. Purple Twig has two large tables to accommodate social distancing, and masks or shields must be worn at all times in the studio.
You can also sign up for private in-studio workshops for up to eight kids (all part of the same "quaranteam"). As with other in-studio classes, social distancing and masks are still a must.
Cost: Online classes, $250 for 8 sessions; private, in-person classes start at $150 per 1-hour session; small group classes start at $27 per class.
2038 Colorado Blvd. Eagle Rock 323-363-7924 Online: purpletwig.com
Meri Cherry Art Studio has something for everyone. To start, check out the Virtual Art Studio, with Zoom sessions for kids ages 3 to 5, along with ones for kids ages 6 and up. Once you enroll, you'll get a confirmation email with a link to your class page, which includes full material lists for each class project, a link to the studio's Amazon Storefront to purchase supplies, your weekly Zoom login and more.
In addition to live Zoom classes, Meri Cherry also offers downloadable classes that you and your little one can do at home. You'll get a list of supplies you will need for this project, including suggestions and options for customization, introduction to one of Meri Cherry Art Studio's teachers, and the exact language we use in class with our students, and a step-by-step teaching video.
Want to have a Meri Cherry Art Studio expert come to your home? You can get on the waitlist to host a session of small-group, private mobile classes in your own backyard. Mobile Teachers bring all the art materials, tools and expertise for an amazing at-home experience, for up to 6 kids.
But wait, there's more. Meri Cherry also offers Camp in a Box art boxes, complete with everything you need for hours of creative fun. Choose between the popular Dollhouse Camp in a Box and I AM AN ARTIST Camp in a Box. Get more info here.
Cost: Virtual Art Classes, $35 per class (typically 5 classes in total; students must enroll for all classes in session); downloadable classes, $18; private, mobile classes, from $40 per child per class.
Art and technology come together at this LA studio, which typically offers a wide range of workshops, camps, and birthday parties for kids. For now, in-person workshops and classes have moved online. Upcoming 90-minute workshops include "LED Embroidery" (where kids learn circuitry and embroidery!), and "Build an Artbot" (an actual drawing robot with a switch and motor). Check out Design Hive's full list of workshops.
Design Hive's latest online classes start up at the beginning of January, with iFashion + Design Camp and iToy Design Workshop, both for kids ages 7-15.
Design Hive also offers DIY Makers Kits, like the Smart House Kit, which allows kids to design, build and program their own mini light-up house; and Sensory Kits, including a dinosaur-themed one for prehistoric-obsesses kiddos.
Cost: 90-minute workshops, $50 (sibling discounts available); online classes, $175 for four 1-hour session; kit prices vary depending on materials included
5368 W. Pico Blvd. Los Angeles 323-379-3399 Online: designhivela.com
With Art Camp LA, you can choose to attend live classes via Zoom or watch at home whenever you want. Check out Art Camp online for classes on how to make a scrap art wall hanging, musical mixed media collage and more.
For something more robust, kids can also sign up for eight 1-hour classes, like Mini Makers. Art Camp sends the supplies and leads a class each week to help foster creative curiosity and experimentation.
Art Camp LA also offers Art Boxes 10 brand new boxed art experiences to explore, with themes including unicorns, fairies, dinosaur pop art and more. Each box is filled with fun and unexpected art materials that are sure to engage your mini makers. Boxes are created for two, so you and your kiddo can enjoy a crafternoon together!
Don't want to commit to an entire box? Art Camp's printable packs and templates, starting at $3.99, provide plenty of creative fun.
Costs: Single video classes, $20; virtual classes, $275 for 8 weeks; Art Camp Boxes, $50; contact for pricing on private pod classes
Just because it’s December 26th doesn’t mean Christmas is over. Some Christmases seem to last forever. Here’s a look at some of the ways Christmas can linger.
Christmas the week after Christmas. Didn’t get the cards and packages into the mail? Oopsie! At least we can blame the Post Office or UPS. Not that that fools anyone, but if you’re skilled enough, you can pull off this excuse. Or you can give cakes, cookies, or other gifts of food and know that they will be eaten for at least a few days after the food-rich holiday celebration has worn off. And leftover Christmas cookies make great New Year’s Eve snacks, at least according to my friend Beth. Dunk them in cocoa and no one will ever know they’re stale.
Russian Christmas. All the Easter Orthodox Christians’ celebrations, really. They have Christmas on January 7th. At one office where I worked, our department included one person of Slavic heritage who celebrated Russian Christmas. Our department head decided that we all would too. I think it was supposed to be out of respect for Annie, but I suspect it was really because Carl liked to avoid the whole-office frivolities and have a quieter celebration later. Not that it got us out of the enforced jollity of the Official Office Christmas Party, but it did provide a nice P.S. to the season.
Christmas gifts that keep on giving. One year when I was a teen, my parents were plagued with medical expenses and couldn’t afford elaborate presents. The main present that year was an appropriate magazine subscription for each of us. (Mine was Sky and Telescope, if I remember correctly. It was either that or Analog Science Fiction.) Every month when an issue came, it was like Christmas all over again.
And subscriptions don’t just have to be magazines these days. Wine, fruit, and other foodstuffs can be delivered regularly throughout the year – monthly or quarterly – bringing a breath of Christmas as they arrive. And if the first package arrives in January, who’s to know whether you ordered it the day before Christmas or the day after?
Another long-term gift is the coupon book. Although a book of car wash coupons barely makes it as an adequate stocking stuffer, coupons for home-baked treats, chores (or reprieves from chores), and even erotic activities can be a big hit. Kids can get in on at least the first two of those, either as givers or recipients.
The Christmas-in-the-future strategy. One Christmas my friend Caren gave me a nicely wrapped gift. When I opened it, it proved to be a number of strands of yarn, in various shades of blue, purple, and indigo. There was no card explaining it, and she refused to tell me what it was all about. “You’ll see,” she said.
Later – much later – it was June, I think – Caren unveiled the actual present. It was a lovely knitted blanket, made of panels of the various colors of yarn I had received at Christmas. (Since she was an engineer, the panels were arranged in a specific geometrical pattern.) It was cozy, beautiful, and welcome, even if it was several more months before I could actually use it.
364 days before Christmas shopping. Nowadays, ugly holiday sweaters are the vogue – the tackier the better. But Christmas sweaters used to be badges of pride and belonging rather than objects of ridicule. Once I worked in an office where it was customary for women to wear holiday sweaters, and even sweatshirts “bedazzled” with shiny objects, iron-on appliqués, and embroidery.
Holiday clothing was not a custom I had ever practiced. I was trying desperately to fit in with the others, but I was not about to spend $20-$30 on a sweater I would wear perhaps two times per year, or a sweatshirt, glitter, glue, and sequins that would inevitably end up stuck to my hands and face.
So I started haunting the day-after-Christmas sales. Holiday sweaters were abundant and cheap. (If you wait much longer, all the holiday fashions will have disappeared into back rooms.) I managed to pick up a couple of sweaters and a festive vest at bargain prices. My favorite was a dark blue sweater with a nighttime scene of Santa landing on rooftops. (I look better in blue than red and green.) I packed the garments away in preparation for the next spate of holiday festivities.
Wouldn’t you know it – I left that job to go freelance before the next December came. Now I have all these sweaters and no place to wear them – except the Chinese buffet, where my husband and I usually spend our holidays, among the pagans, Jews, and atheists, chowing down on lo mein, crab legs, and “Happy Family.”
And we can return there, year-round, and celebrate the holidays year-round.
But I feel certain I should leave the Christmas sweaters at home in the dresser.
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The one thing most moms really want this Mother’s Day? Just. One. Day. Off. The one thing most grandmas really, really want? Time with the grandkids. Unfortunately, neither of those is an option for most families these days. So instead, we’ve done our best to bring you gifts that are both useful and unique. From a watercolor kit to a frame-worthy puzzle, here are seven Mother’s Day gifts that support LA’s small business community, while making mom feel extra special.
Now's the perfect time for moms to take up a new hobby, courtesy of Makers Mess (which offers kids parties, camps and more during non-Covid times). In addition to the Watercolor Kit, pictured, there's also a Macrame Kit, Embroidery Kit and Mini Weaving Kit—just to name a few. With the Watercolor Kit, you can also get $10 off Makers Mess pre-recorded watercolor workshop.
Speaking of new hobbies, propagating plants, anyone? (Plants that propagate grow roots from their cuttings in water.) This 10 in. birch log from Valley Village's Greenwood has seven glass tubes for your clippings. Check out the shop's Instagram stories for more plants and gifts available for pick up or delivery.
Discovered on Unique Markets virtual Mother's Day Marketplace, LA-based Inner Piece's grown-up puzzles are the soothing escape what we all need right now. Once completed, this 500-piece puzzle is its own 18x18 work of art.
SHOP NOW:Inner Piece Puzzle, $30 (use discount code UNIQUE for 15 percent off); free shipping on orders over $50
Another Unique Markets find, these sweet shortbread cookies are handmade and packaged in LA. Each treat, 16 in total, is individually hand-wrapped and they come in a gorgeous floral box.
Score the bloom of all blooms Rose Lane Farms, an heirloom rose-cutting farm hidden in North Hollywood. Send a DM via Instagram to arrange for a pick-up order.
Take Mom to France, by way of Los Angeles, with the Saint-Martin candle by LA-based candlemaker Mar Mar. The scent is warm and woodsy, but still subtly crisp, like a night in Paris. Like all of Mar Mar's candles, this one is poured by Light for Life, an organization that creates jobs for adults with disabilities.
Get same-day delivery via Postmates on all the trinkets, baubles, books and more from gift shop Yolk. Perfect for mom during this time of nonstop hand washing: subtly scented soap and hand cream from Compagnie de Provence.
Right now, our social media feed is filled with engaging and inspiring online content; we love watching Laurie Berkner live in her living room, virtually touring the National Gallery of Art and taking free ballet lessons online. But it’s nice to squeeze in some hands-on activities into the daily lesson plan, too. Running out of pipe cleaners and scrap paper to fill the void? These DC businesses are offering kits so you can craft, cook and be curious about learning right in your own home. You can grab these curbside or order a box for delivery. Scroll on for our favorite DIY kits for little makers in Washington, DC.
Make-At-Home Pizza Kits
You can’t lug Stellina Pizzeria’s brick oven home for baking, but you can grab a pizza kit to-go. Dough, sauce, cheese and toppings are included for curbside pick up or delivery. Make dinner time an art competition: have fun making individual pies into masterpieces. Before you eat be sure to judge who has the most artful toppings. Buon appetito!
Cost: $15
399 Morse St. NE
Washington, DC 20002
202.851.3995
Online: stellinapizzeria.com
Be a Sparkling Detective
Studying rocks is fun. Inspecting gemstones is even better! The Gemology Detective Kit from Hunt Country Jewelers features everything you need to identify gems, including an authentic jeweler’s loupe, gem tweezers, workbooks and, of course, gems! Still looking for some guidance? The Purcellville jewelry shop will soon be streaming how-to videos to help with the process. Kits can be ordered online.
Sew Much Fun
Three Little Birds, a sewing company in Hyattsville, is offering local delivery, curbside pick up and shipments of a wide variety of their fabrics and maker kits. Make a quilt fit for a dollhouse; teeny tiny 6 inch quilting kits are perfect for tucking in your child’s favorite miniature doll after completion. There are also cross stitch, felting, embroidery and knitting kits. Or order some fabric for your own personal project.
Kil’n It with Pottery Crafts
Skip the kiln with these ready-to-ship pottery pieces from Big Dog Pots. Customize your piece with five pick-your-own paint colors (included in each order) for a personalized piece. These paints don’t need to be fired, so once your paint dries, your piece is ready to be displayed. If you want that post-kiln, shiny finish, simply spray with Krylon’s high gloss sealer.
Dig for Gold
We’re not sure there is any gold in these here parts, but there are rocks, gems and arrowheads to dig for. Great Country Farms (GCF) has filled each of these to-go bags with special surprises hidden in dirt. Grab your beach sifter and a kiddie pool and get ready to pan like a gold miner. Or sprinkle one of these kits over a special area for an authentic dig. When you place your order (only available for curbside pick up), be sure to add GCF’s famous donuts to go. You can also add fresh farm eggs, spinach, kale and pre-filled Easter eggs to your order.
That’s a Wrap
Roll your way to sweet and gooey goodness with take-and-bake French cooking kits from Petite LouLou Crêperie & Café. Just in time for Easter, they are also offering their famous Cadbury filled croissants for home baking complete with an online tutorial. Kids can also whip up homemade Nutella from scratch with the guidance of a Zoom how-to class. We can’t think of a sweeter way to spend a lazy afternoon. You can pick up your kit at Union Market or drive to their flagship store in Purcellville.
Cost: Starting at $15
Union Market
1309 5th St. NE
Washington, DC 20002
713 E Main St.
Purcellville, VA 20132
(540) 441-3135
Online:
Actress Hilary Duff recently wed Matthew Koma in an intimate ceremony at the couple’s Los Angeles home. Even though the nuptials were private, Duff shared the details on her dress with Vogue.
In a video posted by Vogue, Duff opens up and talks about Koma’s proposal and her wedding plans. The actress reveals her wedding-day hairstyle and gives fans a glimpse of her gorgeous gown.
The simple, structured flowing white gown, which was designed by Jenny Packham, is sleek and as Duff describes it, a “statement” dress that is, “gorgeous and toned down.”
Along with the design itself, Duff dished on her plans to make the dress extra-meaningful. “There’s a sweet little embroidery with our initials. There’s an M and an H and then the date of our wedding.” The newlywed continues, “And over here there’s initials for our kids.”
After revealing the sweet tribute to her kiddos Luca and Banks, Duff went on to say, “They’re part of our ceremony and obviously the biggest part of our life.” Huff then mused, “Maybe someday Banks will want to wear my dress.”
Duff also showed off Banks’ dress—which was also designed by Packham. The 14-month-old’s dress was white, like her mama’s, but also had a sweet pink ribbon across the front and a massively adorable bow at the back!
Even though it feels like summer just started, take stock of what the kids wore out this school year and will need for next. Turn to Garnet Hill Kids to get a jump-start on your back-to-school shopping.
Their Eco Backpack Collection has already checked the boxes you’ve thought of (durability and fun prints) as well as the ones you may not have (ergonomic details and a recycled construction that spares the planet). And, if you have little lasses looking for comfort and style inside and outside the classroom, Garnet Hill Kids girls’ dresses offer easy fits, playful patterns, and flexible style—school days, birthday parties, and shifts in the season are a pop of color away. They’re all made with natural materials, making sustainability the name of this school game. Read on for a few of our favorite back-to-school picks from Garnet Hill Kids.
Special offer: Receive a free matching lunch pack with your backpack purchase through August 14, 2019 (that’s a $19.95 value!).
Fly Style: Organic-Cotton Butterfly-Sleeve Dress
Fun will take flight thanks to the fluttery sleeves on this dress. Made of organic, jersey-knit cotton, she’ll be as comfortable flying across the playground as pausing to solve that next math problem. To transition to fall, easily layer this look with a jean jacket and leggings.
Available in Dusty Violet and Dark Gold, $48.
Kid-and-Planet-Friendly: Eco Kids’ Backpack
Your little student is going to love this backpack. From zippered compartments galore and side pockets that will fit any water bottle, to reflective features and padded and adjustable straps for an ergonomic fit, there’s no slowing down in Garnet Hill Kids’ Eco Backpack Collection. The recycled poly in these PET backpacks is PVC-free, while using reclaimed plastic bottles only requires about half the energy as less sustainable counterparts. Now, that’s smart thinking.
Available in an array of fresh prints, $49.95
Catch All: Olivia Organic-Cotton Dress
She’ll find this long-sleeved dress super soft and adore loading up its pockets; you’ll find it durable and love its organic Green Cotton. Both of you won’t get enough of the colors and prints to choose from.
Available in Mauve Zinnia, Blue Multi Butterfly, Pink Merry Meadow, Turquoise Folk Woodblock and Yellow Prairie Floral, $40.
Posh Play: Organic-Cotton Boho Knit Dress
When you still want the comfort and reassurance of organic cotton as well as sweet detailing, like embroidery and bishop sleeves, this knit dress is perfect for play and beyond. From class presentations to piano recitals, she’ll be ready.
Available in Cranberry, Kale and Twilight Blue, $48.
Shop at Garnet Hill Kids for high-quality back-to-school clothes! Receive a free matching lunch pack with your backpack purchase through August 14, 2019 (that’s a $19.95 value!).
One of my missions in life is to lower the bar. Granted, most of my bar-lowering escapades are unintentional, but sharing them with the world is intentional. And fun. If slightly humbling. But that’s the point!
THE SETUP
I’m currently at a pretty humble point in my life. I mean, makeup is a crap shoot, my hair is at an awkward length, and I’m at my very heaviest. All superficial things, and I am NOT complaining. My life is rich and meaningful and I am very well loved. But I’m not at the top of my game appearance-wise. My body isn’t as fun to dress as it used to be. And I LOVE clothes. So. My mom tells me that there is a great sale at Dillard’s. 65% off racks! And she has this super cute, swingy, intricately detailed top on she’d just gotten there.
I have some time to kill in town, so I decide to check it out. I arrive at our adorably small one-story Dillard’s and pop into the department at which I always peer longingly as I dutifully march with my daughters straight to the junior department. Not the old lady department. You know, the chic-if-fully-adult ladies section. I eye some cute, discounted things and start filling my arms. I’d almost forgotten how fun this is! I’m scouring a rack of tops, clicking through hangers, and eagerly looking for my size.
Suddenly, I see that the top Mom was wearing is on the same rack. Same brand. Same style. Now, my mom has always been a sharp and current dresser, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is seventy. Has it suddenly happened? Am I shopping fashion that is appealing to the over 60 set? I’m not ready for that. I cover my grays (everyfour weeks even; it’s a real commitment). I’m not ready for the sassy silver look. And I’m not ready to dress like my mom. I’d already been informed when school shopping earlier in the year that the things I suggested my girls try on weren’t their style. “That would be cute for you, Mom, but not for me.” Well, ok. I can accept that I’m not dressing like a 14 year old girl. I’m even relieved. But I thought I was shopping the category between teenager appropriate and fully mature.
THE DRESS
I hang a hard right (maybe I’d wandered too far left) and grab a super cute ivory and black dress with some embroidery and a deep v-neck that I know my mom would never try (can you blame me? I’m trying to recover here!). I head to the fitting rooms and do the usual. I cycle through a big stack of shirts one at a time and find a cute striped v-neck front-tie top that is flattering and a steal. Finished with the tops, I throw the dress on over my cami and jeans. I’ll take that stuff off if I think the dress is a strong maybe. Just a quick look before really putting in the work.
So, I slip it on over my head, wrestle with the under layer that wants to stay wedged up between the dress and my shoulders (what is it with these built in slips? Complicates things!), get everything in place and take a look. The dress is adorable but a little unflattering mostly because it is way too small. Well, shoot. I had been hopeful. That’s ok. I’ll just pull it off, buy the cute top, and call it a modestly successful shop. But I really wanted that dress to work. One more try in the mirror. You know, that futile attempt at shifting things around to make something that just isn’t right look better? This is a trap, and I don’t fall for it. Not right. Too tight. Reject! I need a size up if anything. I bunch up the skirt in both hands and do that arm cross dress-taking-off move we’re all familiar with, but I can’t quite shimmy it over my shoulders. Ok. This is nothing new. I have the world’s broadest shoulders.
Take a deep breath, exhale, and try again. Nope. Won’t budge. Um, I’m stuck. I look in the mirror and feel the pre-panic rising up my chest to my face. No, Joanne. Stay calm. Think! This fabric is so stiff. Maybe there’s a zipper. Yes!!! There is a little side under-arm zipper I hadn’t noticed. Sweet relief! I’m so ready to get out of this thing. I slide the zipper down and repeat the dress removal maneuver. Still can’t get it over my shoulders. Right then, the sweet clerk comes to check on me. “Doing OK?” Gulp! I need to buy some time. I pull the dress back into place and open the door. “Do you have this dress in an extra-large?” I ask her. She scurries off to check, and I resume the squirming, tugging, and wriggling. I try combining the cross-armed move with the little hops (you know the ones). That move combo works even with sweaty, skin tight sports bras. But no. I still can’t get this dress off!
My heart rate and temperature start to rise, but I’m not giving in to panic. No matter what I do short of ripping the seams or dislocating my shoulder, I can NOT get this dress off. The clerk returns, knocks, and says that she doesn’t think the dress is made in an XL. Well, there’s some good news. The largest size they make is too small. And I’m trapped in it. There’s only one thing left to do. I open the door, stick my head out, and say real quiet “Can you come in here? I need help. I’m stuck in this dress.” And God love that woman, she joins me in the 9-square foot room without a word and shuts the door behind herself. Reinforcements! Did I mention that I am not the only customer in the fitting room? I have a neighbor in the very next stall. I can see her feet. I can just picture her giving herself a wide eyed look in the mirror, thinking “Better her than me!” and then listening real hard to see what happens next.
One thing is comforting me at this point. At least I have clothes on under the darn dress, so when we finally get it off, I won’t be subjecting this nice lady to that awkwardness. She gathers up the free fabric in her hands for what seems like forever. As she starts lifting, I raise my arms above my head like a cooperative toddler. I feel a tiny sliding sensation. We are moving in the right direction! Wait. Why is she stopping? And why is it so hot in here? Can she smell my fear? She tells me that she can’t lift her arms any higher because she has an injured shoulder. Well, I don’t want to further injure the poor lady, so I squat a little and then more, hands still above my head. Can you picture me, arms and dress up over my head now in a deep, deep squat, with a stranger tugging upward to the point of shoulder failure? I could die. Finally, that poor dress is free of me. Thank goodness!!!
THE AFTERMATH
I’m not sure what happened next. My memory is foggy. I own the cute top, so I know I left the fitting room, purchased said top from my liberator, and somehow found my car. I don’t think I made any crazy attempts at saving face, but I can’t be sure. I think we probably both just tried to act like it hadn’t happened. Can you imagine? I do remember considering asking her how often that happens. I decided I couldn’t face hearing that I was her first, so I refrained.
Sitting in my car, my mood is equal parts amusement, shock, and mortification. At least I didn’t damage the dress. My next stop is to pick up Bailey and a friend from gymnastics. I end up telling them the story, and we all three howl with laughter as we fly down the interstate in the dark. It’s funnier once you’re free. By the time we arrive home, I feel only amusement. I decide to look online to see if I can find an XL. I really did like that dress! I check Dillards.com. Nope. Hmm. It’s such a good price. Oh what the heck. I order the large online. I pay shipping. I know! That dress is now hanging in the front of my closet. It isn’t mocking me. I’m going to win. I have a new goal. Mark my words, I will wear that dress.
And that is how you lower and raise the bar all in one story! To benefit from more of my bar-lowering escapades, check out the links in my profile to read articles about why I’m glad I got toilet paper stuck to my pants, how I injured myself shopping, or an observation regarding my rear-end made at full voice by my toddler in a public restroom.
What embarrassing stories do you have? Let’s chat and laugh at ourselves!
I am a family physician turned stay at home mom and blogger. I am developing a women's loungewear line, Shelfies, that will revolutionize what we wear in the {no-bra-zone} with soft fabrics, supportive but cozy shelf and just-enough-coverage cups.
Get ready to open your wallets because, in addition to Magnolia and Target, you can now find Joanna Gaines at Anthropologie. The HGTV interior designer, wife and mom of five has just released an exclusive collection of home goods––and excuse us while we buy one. Of. Everything!
The new line features 39 items, including rugs, pillows, wallpaper, candles and reed diffusers that are the perfect combination of Anthropologie’s eclectic style and Gaines’ classy meets timeless vision. Perhaps the best part is it won’t break the bank to shop her new collection, because prices start at just $38!
You can expect to find lots of muted colors and tons of texture in the new line. Pillows come in all shapes and sizes, with details like embroidery and tassels for that extra design element.
Gaines took her inspiration for the rug collection from classic Turkish style, with hand-loomed pieces that bear traditional patterns. Prices for rugs range a smidge higher, starting at $178 and capping out at $2,598.
And let’s not forget the wallpaper! Shop from over 15 patterns that are beyond stunning, with options like florals, check and herringbone. All the wallpaper options are paste-free, making the choice to buy them a non-issue!
You can already shop the Joanna Gaines collection at Anthropologie.com. What are you waiting for?