If there’s one thing we know about parenting, it’s that whether you’re up to your ears in potty training or if you’re trying to navigate the newly-developed attitudes of a tween, there’s hardly a dull moment. We also know that some days can leave you feeling like a super-parent while others can make you seriously doubt your decision to raise another human being. That’s why it’s important to know that you’re not alone. We gathered our favorite quotes for parents to help you keep your soul tank full. Keep reading to see them all, and don’t forget, it takes a village!

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“I came to parenting the way most of us do—knowing nothing and trying to learn everything.” — Mayim Bialik

“Encourage and support your kids because children are apt to live up to what you believe of them.” — Lady Bird Johnson

“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” —Oprah Winfrey

“Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.” ―Benjamin Spock

“It is time for parents to teach young people that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” —Maya Angelou

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 “We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future,” —Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk.” —Carl Jung

"A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's."—Princess Diana 

"You don't take a class; you're thrown into motherhood and learn from experience.”—Jennie Finch 

“It is easier to build strong children than to “repair broken men.” —Frederick Douglass

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There is no such thing as a perfect parent. So just be a real one.” —Sue Atkins

“My parents are my backbone. Still are. They’re the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40.” —Kobe Bryant

“Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.” —Anne Frank

“Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.” —Ryan Reynolds

“There is no school equal to a decent home and no teacher equal to a virtuous parent.” —Mahatma Gandhi

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“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.” ―Dorothy Parker

“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” ―John Wilmot

 Perfection doesn't exist, and I've found what makes children happy doesn't always prepare them to be courageous, engaged adults.”―Brené Brown

“Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are.” ―Cheryl Lacey Donovan

"Childhood is fleeting, so let kids be kids and cherish the time you have together." —Abraham Lincoln

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"There are two gifts we should give our children.  One is roots.  The other is wings."  —Unknown

"Motherhood has taught me the meaning of living in the moment and being at peace. Children don’t think about yesterday and they don’t think about tomorrow. They just exist in the moment." —Jesalyn Gilsig

"You will never look back on life and think, 'I spent too much time with my kids.'"  —Unknown

"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money." —Abigail Van Buren

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right. You’ll be criticized either way." —Eleanor Roosevelt

—Gabby Cullen

Feature image: Emma Bauso via Pexels

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We’re not sure when it happened, but the typical Valentine’s Day card has upped its game. From references to hit television series to perfect puns, modern Valentine’s Day cards aim for your funny bone as well as your heart. From Valentine’s Day cards for kids to funny Valentine’s Day cards, see our favorites below.

Yoda One

Perfect for any recipient, this baby Yoda sums it up with typical cuteness.

Available on Amazon Homemade, $5 + shipping

You're an Eleven

Calling all fans of Stranger Things! Their love of this card will only match their love of the hit series. 

Available on Amazon Homemade, $5 + shipping

From the Dog: I'm So Sorry

Maybe we don't get a lot of correspondence from our pooch. But maybe we should. And if we did, wouldn't this be perfect?

Available from Amazon Homemade, $6.99

If You Were a Flower

Crimson and Clover Studio

Let's be honest. None of us are hearing that many pick up lines these days (the grocery store at 10 a.m. isn't the happening place it is at 10 p.m., after all). That's why this card will make any adult's day.

Available on Crimson and Clover Studio, $5

Just for Your Gal Pal: Behind Every Great Woman

Emily McDowell

"OMG is there a project due tomorrow?!?! He just told me. How long has Henry been working on it?" or perhaps, "V just barfed. There's no way I can get the kids to school in the morning. Can you pick the others up?" There are so. many. versions. of the late-night wing-mom text. Give this card to those on your favorites list.

Available at Emily Mcdowell, $4.99

Roses are Red

Finch and the Fallow via Etsy

We like their style. Whimsical, no-frills, solidly funny. Nicely done.

Available at Etsy, $4.80

If You Got Stung By a Jellyfish

Finch and the Fallow via Etsy

This card is guaranteed to get the giggles going on Valentine's Day morning. 

Available on Etsy, $4.53

Zombie Apocalypse

Cardd Cafe via Etsy

While it might not mean that much to your tiny tots, this card speaks to the very soul of your older elementary and middle school-aged kiddos.

Available on Etsy, $3.94

Just for Your Spouse: Pajama Promise

Genna and Cara via Minted

It can't be said that I never do anything romantic. This card is hard, cold evidence that you've. still. got. it. 

Available at Minted, $5.99

You A'Ight

Seas and Peas via Etsy

A'ight? A'ight. 

Available at Etsy, $4.50

I Willy Like You

Ice Pond Press via Etsy

If your kids get this, then congrats to you. Excellent parenting. For anyone else, this card is perfect for a teacher, friend, neighbor or mailman. It's a multi-tool of a Valentine's Day card.

Available on Etsy, $5.25

Llama Just Say

Orabella Prints via Zazzle

Oh, you know we did! We threw a llama in here, and it is hi-ll-arious. 

Available at Zazzle, $3.45

I Still Love You

Finch and the Fallow via Etsy

The picture that says it all. Despite the daily drudgery, it's pretty awesome to do life with our people, amiright? We just wish they'd put their dang dishes in the dishwasher. 

Available at Etsy, $4.53

I Think You're Grate

Lily and Tom via Etsy

If you have a fan of the pun, this card is really punny.

Available at Etsy, $4.10

 

If You Were a Bogey

Heidi Burton via Etsy

This one is for all those special pickers we have in our lives. Kids, we're talking to you! 

Available at Etsy, $4.19

 

––Shelley Massey

 

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Not just one tree, but many, many trees are growing in Brooklyn, thanks to the Public Art Fund and renowned artist Spencer Finch. “Lost Man Creek”, a large-scale, long term installation in the middle of the borough’s MetroTech Commons opened this weekend, and we stopped by to check it out.


What It Is
Tucked away at the eastern triangular lawn of MetroTech Commons, “Lost Man Creek” is a living artwork that recreates, at a 1:100 scale, a 790-acre section of the Redwood National Park in California. To create the piece, Finch, who often makes large-scale pieces that incorporate nature literally or figuratively, partnered with the Save the Redwoods League, which provided topographical and canopy height maps of a section of the protected forest. The impressive work took six week to install.

The result is a recreation measuring 4,500 square feet that features 4,000 young Dawn Redwoods. The trees will be provided with optimum living conditions in the urban environment thanks to specific planting techniques and an irrigation system. At the conclusion of the free, public exhibit, the trees will be rehoused.

From Above or Below
Aside from being a quite beautiful and soothing sight in a city environment, “Lost Man Creek” also provides visitors with the unique opportunity of being able to view the canopy of a Redwood forest from above. A viewing platform, accessed by a few easy flights of stairs enables one to look down on the installation, and if you think about it the right way, it’s a giant’s POV. (Less fantastical: the view from an airplane.)

To help give a sense of the scale of a real Redwood forest, a sign on the viewing platform points out that an actual Redwood would tower over the nearest, very tall building in the plaza.

You can also walk the perimeter, taking in the hills and valleys of the topography, as well as the rich soil and thousands of young plants up close.

In For the Long Haul
This forest will literally put down roots. The longest running partnership between the Public Art Fun and the Forest City Ratner Companies, Lost Man Creek will run for a year-and-a-half, so you’ve got time to catch it — and see it grow.

Intrigued by Finch’s work? He’ll be giving a Public Art Fund Talk at the New School on November 16 where he will focus on his various public and large-scale installations.

Lost Man Creek
Through May 13, 2018, dawn to dusk, daily
Tickets: Free
MetroTech Commons (Between Jay Street and Flatbush Avenue at Myrtle Avenue)
Downtown Brooklyn
Online: publicartfund.org

What’s your favorite public art in NYC now? Share it in the comments below! 

— Mimi O’Connor

 

There’s nothing better than starting a morning off with a song and a dance — just ask these second graders at a Tennessee elementary school. The St. John Catholic School in Memphis shared a video on Facebook of second-grade teacher Mrs. Finch dancing with her students and singing a remix to the hit “Juju on that Beat.” The new lyrics were written by another Tenessee teacher, Bethany Humphrey, and changed to encourage learning and kindness. Take a listen!

While we may eat them more in desserts than we should, strawberries are still our favorite summer fruit. Heads up!: it’s strawberry season right now, and the window for picking typically only lasts about a month, so don’t miss the chance to pick your own strawberries with the kids. Take a look at our favorite farms below where you can do just that, and don’t forget to call ahead to check strawberry availability. (Depending on the season and the farm, strawberries may only be available for a limited time. Hey, it’s a popular fruit!)

photo: via James Lee on Flickr

New Jersey

Sussex County Strawberry Farm
You know a farm is serious about strawberries when its name includes the word “strawberry.” Sussex County Strawberry Farm is owned by two families who have been working the fields for more than 30 years. For all you pick-your-own newbies, check out their helpful tips on how to find and pick the perfect strawberry. The farms also sells a wide variety of flowers, vegetables, and herbs if you’re in the mood to shop.

Insider Tip: Come back in August to pick raspberries here!

Sussex County Strawberry Farm
565 Route 206 North
Andover, Nj
Mon.-Fri., 9a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., 9 a.m.-4p.m.
973-579-5055
Online: sussexcountystrawberryfarm.com

Alstede Farms
Spend the whole day at the huge Alstede Farms, which offers everything from picking strawberries to feeding barnyard animals. The first three weekends of June, Alstede Farms lays out the red (strawberry?) carpet for its Strawberry Harvest Festival. Sink your teeth into every type of strawberry treat imaginable, play on the hay pyramid and then take a tractor ride around the grounds.

Insider Tip: The farm’s pet policy allows for you to bring your pet with you to the farm (most prohibit this), but understandably won’t allow them to roam the picking area.

Alstede Farms
1 Alstede Farms La.
Chester, Nj
Daily, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.
908-879-7189
Online: alstedefarms.com

Farms View
Around since 1894, this farm is the real deal. In addition to U-Pick strawberries for the whole family, they’ve also got a ton of fresh produce available ranging from arugula to rhubarb to swiss chard.

Insider Tip: Follow the farm’s Facebook page to stay up to date on the latest crop conditions

Farms View
945 Black Oak Ridge Rd.
Wayne, Nj
Hours: Mon. – Sat. 9 a.m. – 6 p.m.; Sun., 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.
973-839-1212
Online: farmsview.com

Terhune Orchards
With barnyard animals, farm walking trails, and pony and tractor rides, there’s plenty to do for the kids after you’ve had your strawberry fill.

Insider Tip: On select Tuesdays, the farm hosts Read & Pick, an innovative program for younger kids that combines picking fruit and listening to a story highlighting an in-season fruit or farm area.
Terhune Orchards
330 Cold Soil Rd.
Princeton, Nj
Orchard open daily, 9 a.m.- 5 p.m.
609-924-2310
Online: terhuneorchards.com

 

photo via: Golden Earthworm Organic Farm Facebook page

Long Island

Golden Earthworm Organic Farm
Nestled on 85 acres of farmland on the North Fork of Long Island, Golden Earthworm Farm is a certified organic family farm. Started by Matthew Kurek, a chef turned farmer with a passion for vegetables and sustainable agriculture, Golden Earthworm Farm opens up its two acres of strawberry fields once a year starting in June. The farm also offers Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) membership, providing a weekly share of the organically-grown harvest during the local growing season for an annual fee.

Insider Tip: Their website has a great resource for recipes organized by key ingredient. Check out their strawberry recipes here.

Golden Earthworm Farm
652 Peconic Bay Blvd.
Riverhead, Ny
631-722-3302
Call for most updated hours, as during U-Pick season hours may be extended
Online: goldenearthworm.com

Patty’s Berries & Bunches
Owner Patty DiVello of Patty’s Berries & Bunches has been in the berry-picking biz for quite a while now. Her parents were potato farmers, and now Patty continues the family tradition with her berries and bunches (as in flowers). Check out the farm’s Berry Chart to gauge when it’s prime time for picking.

Insider Tip: Immerse yourself in all things strawberries at the 61th Annual Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Festival June 18th-21st, from chowing down strawberry shortcake to cheering on the newly-crowned Strawberry Queen.

Patty’s Berries & Bunches
410 Sound Ave.
Mattituck, Ny
Farmstand open daily 9 a.m.-6 p.m. (Pick your own ends at 5:30pm)
631-298-4679
Online: pattysberriesandbunches.com

 

photo: via Big Ben in Japan on Flickr

Upstate New York

Lawrence Farms Orchards
With its scenic background of rolling hills, Lawrence Farms Orchards is the perfect place to “go country” for a day. Besides picking strawberries, you and the kids can feed playful goats and chase the chickens. Afterwards, sample some homemade doughnuts at the country store and then climb aboard a horse-drawn carriage for a tour of the farm (weekends only).

Insider Tip: You can kind of “U-Pick” anything here, depending on the season. Check out the full list of crops through the summer into fall here.

Lawrence Farms Orchards
39 Colandrea Rd.
Newburgh, Ny
Daily, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
845-562-4268
Online: lawrencefarmsorchards.com

Thompson-Finch Farm
Going strong for five generations, the Thompson-Finch Farm is definitely doing something right. This certified organic farm used to sell only to restaurants but then decided to open its fields to the public for picking and sharing the fruits of its labor. Strawberries are typically available the second week of June through second week of July.

Insider Tip: The owners update their Facebook page daily with field conditions and reports of how the crops are doing.

Thompson-Finch Farm
750 Wiltsie Bridge Rd.
Ancram, Ny
Open daily; hours confirmed the second week of June
518-329-7578
Online: thompsonfinch.com

Kelder’s Farm
You may forget to pick strawberries at Kelder’s Farm because there are so many other fun activities available. For all you kitsch art fans out there, the farm boasts one of the world’s tallest garden gnomes. Kids will go crazy for the “jumping pillow,” which is like a gigantic outdoor trampoline, and love putting on the miniature-golf course. Strawberries? Oh, yeah, they’re de-lish.

Insider Tip: Kelder’s will host your child’s birthday party, too!

Kelder’s Farm
5755 Rt. 209
Kerhonkson, Ny
Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
845-626-7137
Online: kelderfarm.com

photo: via bigbirdz on Flickr

Connecticut

Jones Family Farms
Terry Jones, owner of Jones Family Farms, describes strawberries as the “perfect fruit.” One of the oldest, continuously operating harvest-your-own strawberry farms in Connecticut, this is the farm’s 51st anniversary of selling strawberries. Be sure to stop by the farm’s winery tasting room, which has received tons of accolades, and pick up a bottle of its Strawberry Serenade Sparkling Wine.

Take note: Strawberry fields are located at two separate areas: Pumpkinseed Hill Farm Area at 120 Beardsley Rd. and Valley Farm Area at 555 Walnut Tree Hill Rd.

Insider Tip: Call 203-929-8425 for updates on hours and picking locations as they can change daily depending on weather or crop.

Jones Family Farms
606 Walnut Tree Hill Rd.
Shelton, Ct.
Hours: Mon.-Sat., 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sun., 8 a.m.-noon
203-929-8425
Online: jonesfamilyfarms.com

Rose’s Berry Farm
In 1908, Rose’s Berry Farm started growing blueberries on one of the largest blueberry farms in Connecticut. Over the years, raspberries, blackberries, apples – and thankfully – strawberries have been added to their growing fields. As a fixture at farmers markets and a vendor to wholesalers for years, Rose’s certainly knows berries. U-pick begins on June 14th.

Insider Tip: If you go on a Sunday, feast on a hearty meal at Rose’s Breakfast-with-a-View. which is served from 8 a.m.-1 p.m.

Rose’s Berry Farm
295 Matson Hill Rd.
South Glastonbury, Ct.
860-633-7467
Daily, 9 a.m.-5p.m.
Online: rosesberryfarm.com

Where do you go to pick your own strawberries? Tell us in the comments!

—Ilyssa Smith

 

In celebration of National Hamburger Day on May 28th, we grilled our gang for who has the best burgers in town. A constant kid classic, burgers never get old. New spots are popping up by the month. So, we decided to scout the city for the best burger joints, and here’s who topped the list:

Holeman & Finch Public House
Home of the burger everyone’s always raving about, Holeman & Finch is your destination for a funky brunch with the family. The double patty perfected situated between the best two pieces of fresh baked bread that will ever touch your tastebuds is enough to share with your kiddo and still leave full. But, get there early. The Burger is quite coveted and they’ve been known to run out.

Ann’s Snack Bar
Two words: ghetto burger. Big, juicy, Ann’s gets it right. And, oh, the smell when you walk in. This Kirkwood gem is everything a burger dive should be. Not only do the burgers have character, but your little ones will be thoroughly entertained by the culture and people watching the location has to offer. Be sure to say hi to Ms. Ann!

Farm Burger
Grass-fed beef? Check. Organic toppings? Check. Pimento cheese fries, fried okra, sweet potato hush puppies – at Farm Burger, you just can’t go wrong. In fact, much of it is even paleo. Their affordable and health-conscious menu is a winner for families with dietary restrictions. For just $5 little farmers can craft their own pint size burgers, complimented by their drink of choice and fries.

Grindhouse Killer Burgers
If you’re a fan of Five Guys, you’ll worship these guys. It’s rumored that the guy in the kitchen with long dreads is some sort of genius burger engineer. In an ode to the good ‘ole days, the beef is 100% certified angus and the décor feels like Stevie Nicks singing Happy Days.  The fried pickles and cheese balls are not to be missed, either. (Tell your little bits they can thank us later!)

Ssam Burger
Asian fusion is everything. Really, it is. Combing the flavors of Asia with American soul, Ssam is perfect when you’re craving something timeless with an original twist. A Korean BBQ patty? Who knew. From the Seoul to Saigon burger, we were hardpressed to find anyone that didn’t wish they discovered this place sooner. Use this place to introduce your pickiest eater to something other than macaroni and cheese, and she’ll leave asking for more Aloha burger and Lotus fries.

Illegal Food
Sharing a location with barcade (bar + arcade) Joystick, Illegal Food is the burger joint for hipster parents and their little ones. Burgers aren’t just the specialty items here. With the exception of a few yummy fry plates, they account for the entire menu. From handcrafted beef patties to fresh cut potatoes, everything is fresh and made to order. No worries, though. The laid back vibe of vintage Pac-Man and dark cherry leather sofas is definitely hipster kid-friendly. And, if you’ve ever wondered what a glazed Krispy Kreme donut bun tastes like, don’t sleep on the O.D.B.

Did we miss a spot? Tell us who you think serves the best burger in Atlanta in the comments section below!

—Nicole Williams

Photos courtesy of Win Jin G., Young J., Christopher O., Daniel B., Andrew H.  and Steven L. via Yelp