Did you hear the one about the fish who moved to Hollywood?

We’re not laughing at L.A.; we’re laughing with it. From jokes about earthquakes to jokes about LA traffic, these kid-friendly jokes will have your little one laughing out loud.

1. Why did the fish come to Hollywood?
He wanted to be a starfish.

2. Why did the cow come to Hollywood?
To make mooo-vies.

3. Why don't movie stars need air conditioning? 
They have so many fans. 

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4. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA

5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. 

6. What did the ocean say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved. 

7. Where do LA ghosts go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

8. Where can you always find free parking in LA?
The 405 at rush hour. 

9. What do you call grape jelly on the 10 freeway?
Traffic jam. 

10. What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs?
Ewe have to be kidding me!

11. Why were the Rams players embarrassed? 
They were feeling sheepish.

12. What happens when a celebrity trips on the red carpet?
You see a falling star. 

13. What did the Hollywood director say to the hairdresser?
Cut!

14. What's an actor's favorite season? 
Awards season. 

15. What did one earthquake say to the other?
It's not my fault!

16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.

Whether you live here or are visiting, it’s easy to see that Boston is steeped in history. It’s everywhere you turn. So we thought it would be fun to round up some Boston trivia you might not know. Impress your friends and stump your kids with these little-known Boston facts. How many do you know?

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1. We’re number one. Boston is home to lots of firsts. The city boasts the first public beach—Revere Beach in 1896, the first subway—Tremont Station in 1897 and the first public park—Boston Common. In 1634 Bostonians paid six schillings each in taxes to purchase William Blackstone’s farm, now Boston Common. Two other fun firsts include the first lighthouse on Little Brewster Island and the first formal fire department in 1679.

2. Record-setting heights. We’re sure your kids recognize the John Hancock Building along the city skyline. But do they know the building is also the site of the greatest grape catch in history? In 1988, Paul Tavilla caught a grape in his mouth that had fallen 788 vertical feet from the top of the building.

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3. World’s biggest burglary. If you’ve visited the Isabella Steward Gardner Museum you and the kids have probably noticed the empty frames—evidence of 13 paintings stolen from the museum in 1990. Thieves posing as police officers cut them directly out of the frames, making the heist the largest property theft in the world! So what’s with the blank frames? Before Gardner’s death, she insisted that the museum remain exactly as she had arranged it—that means no replacement paintings or moving things around.

4. Bowled over. Candlepin bowling was first played in Worcester in 1880; the sport is a true Boston original. And families and friends have been rolling strikes and spares at the Shelburne Falls Bowling Alley since 1907, making it the second oldest candlepin alley in the U.S.

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5. Don’t cry over this. The story behind the giant milk bottle outside of the Boston Children’s Museum is an interesting one. It was donated to the Boston Children’s Museum in 1977 when it sailed aboard a barge through Boston Harbor to what’s now Children’s Wharf. How much could it hold you ask? If it were real, the bottle could hold 58,620 gallons of milk.

6. A sticky situation. Next time the fam is in the North End neighborhood, tell your kids the story of the Great Molasses Flood that happened along Commercial Street, near Keany Square in January 1919. A 50-foot high tank, filled with molasses exploded unleashing the viscous substance, moving at 35 m.p.h., through the neighborhood streets. The giant wave crested at 25 feet high and left streets flooded with anywhere from two to three feet of syrupy mess.

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7. Nope, it’s not a pineapple. Although it may look like a pineapple, the gilded object on top of the Massachusetts State House is actually a wood pinecone. It symbolizes the importance of the lumber industry in the state during colonial times.

8. An H2O-mazing law. It may sound more like an urban legend than an actual law, but apparently this one’s still on the Boston books. In Boston, it’s illegal to go to bed without having a bath. Pull this one out and make your case the next time your kids need a little extra incentive at bath time.

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9. Play ball. You probably know that the Red Sox have played in 13 World Series and won nine titles. And that the Red Sox have a patent on the "Fenway Green" paint color. But not everyone knows about Fenway’s rooftop garden, Fenway Farms. Located on the third base side of the park, it was planted in 2015 and can produce over 6,000 pounds of organic produce each year.

10. What’s in a name. Boston goes by many names: Beantown, The Athens of America, even the Cradle of Liberty. But before it was any of these it was called Tremontaine by the Puritans.

—Allison Sutcliffe

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If you find yourself at home instead of trick-or-treating with friends, or showing off your costume at a Halloween party this year, here are some spook-tacular ways to create memories with your own Halloween festivities:

1. Dress up in Costumes as a Family and Take Silly Photos

Even if you didn’t plan to dress up this year, you can look in your closet and put together looks from your wardrobe or kids’ dress-up clothes. Take photos and share them with family and friends!

2. Don’t Forget a Spooky Spread

Food should absolutely be part of the decor. You don’t have to make anything too fancy, it should just be tasty, easy to eat, and of course, look scary! Think hot dogs cut like fingers, witch’s brew green juice, pizza with toppings like a jack-o’-lantern face, peeled grape eyeballs, and so on. As long it’s on theme, it works. For dessert, you could also bake or buy plain cookies or cupcakes for everyone to decorate with Halloween-themed icing and sprinkles.

3. Build a Blanket Fort for a Movie Night or Scary Stories

Movies are a great way to set the mood for the scariest night of the year. Depending on the ages of your children, these movies could range from It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! to Friday The 13th. Check your streaming providers for what’s available now.

Watch the movie from inside your fort, and tell stories in the dark with a flashlight afterward. Or you can skip the stories if the kids are too sleepy…or too scared!

4. Have a Zoom Party with Friends

If your friends want to be in on the fun, you could organize a Zoom party. Different members of each family could read stories out loud or you could all play games like bingo or Halloween-themed charades.

5. Organize a Family Scavenger Hunt for Hidden Candy

Even if trick or treating isn’t happening in your neighborhood this year, that doesn’t mean you can’t have candy! The adults (or kids if they wish) can leave clues for the other family members to follow in order to find hidden treats all over the house or even the backyard.

6. Each Family Member Can Paint Their Own Pumpkin

This is another activity that can be just with your family or can involve other families. It can be just for fun, or even a friendly competition! Even preschool-age children can have their own mini pumpkin and paint to their heart’s content. Share photos of your pumpkin art with everyone in the group!

Whatever you decide to do, I hope you have a fun and safe Halloween with your family!

This post originally appeared on The Haute Mommy Handbook.

Jen Kathrina-Anne is a blogger, freelance writer, and graphic designer. When she’s not writing or designing, she enjoys spending time outdoors in the California Bay Area where she resides with her husband and two fearless daughters. Find her at www.hautemommyhandbook.com.

 

For the second year in a row, Skittles is giving up its rainbow for Pride Month! By removing the rainbow from their packaging to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community they are highlighting that during Pride only one rainbow matters.

Skittles Pride Packs will come with all gray packaging and colorless candies inside. The brand is partnering with GLAAD and will donate $1 per pack purchased during the month of June to the organization (up to $100k).

photo: Mars, Inc.

 

Even though the candies will be all gray, they’ll still pack plenty of flavor! Each one will have the OG flavors of strawberry, orange, grape, green apple and lemon.

The limited-edition packs will come in four ounce Share Size Packs and 15.6oz resealable Sharing Size Stand Up Pouches, and will be available for purchase starting mid-May on Walmart.com, Target.com & in Target stores. You can also find them at select Walmart, Kroger, Albertson’s and other select retail locations nationwide.

For more information about SKITTLES Pride Packs and what Skittles is doing to celebrate Pride in June, follow on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

—Karly Wood

 

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Two of your fave childhood treats are teaming up this summer! Bomb Pop and Crush Soda recently announced a collab, creating the can’t-miss frozen sweet for the season.

The new Bomb Pop Crush ice pops are available in fave flavors your fam has come to know and love from the iconic soda brand: grape, strawberry, and orange. Like the red, white and blue pops your kiddos crave when the weather gets warm, these icy cool goodies also feature all three flavors in one tangy treat.

photo courtesy of Bomb Pop/Crush

Jeremy Hrynewycz, Senior Brand Manager at Bomb Pop, said in a press release, “We are thrilled to add Bomb Pop Crush to our portfolio of ice pops.” Hrynewycz continued, “This new frozen treat is sure to satisfy tweens, teens, parents and anyone looking for an epic mashup that takes you on a three-part fruity flavor journey.”

Whitney Gates, Brand Manager at Crush, added, “Working with Bomb Pop to bring our flavors to life in one of their beloved ice pops was a blast, and we can’t wait for our fans to have another fruity and refreshing way to enjoy their favorite soda on the go.”

Find Bomb Pop Crush pops in Walmart, Kroger, Harris Teeter, Hy-Vee, Food Lion and SuperValu stores and at other grocery retailers nationwide for $3.49 (12-pop box).

—Erica Loop

 

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By now, most everyone is familiar with conversation hearts. After all, they’re the go-to treat for Valentine’s Day.

This year, Brach’s is changing up the game with its new Wisecracks “End The Conversation” Hearts. Instead of loving sentiments like “BE MINE” and “XOXO,” this little bag of goodies is packed with snide comments like “DREAM ON,” “YEAH RIGHT” and “FRND ZONE.”

photo: Courtesy of Brach’s

The new treats may be salty, but their flavors aren’t. You can snack on flavors that include Wintergreen, Lemon-lime, Orange, Banana, Cherry and Grape.

Find your own bag on Instacart or at Amazon, Walmart and CVS.

––Karly Wood

 

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Bestway’s latest bouncer couldn’t make it any easier to create a jumping jungle at home. Not only is the Up In & Over Energetic Elephant Bouncer completely adorable and appealing with its big-eyed, grape-and-aqua elephant graphic, but it’s also designed for maximum convenience with a built-in pump. Just plug in the cord and switch the pump to “on” to inflate it in 2.5 minutes. The bouncer features a crawl-through entrance, a roomy, open top, and mesh sidewalls so parents can keep an eye on kids as they play. The elephant’s ears sway as kids bounce for a cute, added detail.

Read the full review on thetoyinsider.com, and check out the Toy Insider’s full Holiday Gift Guide to see the top picks of the hottest toys this holiday season!

The Toy Insider is the go-to source for product information and the latest news about children's toys, tech, and entertainment. Its team of toy experts publishes two annual gift guides—one for summer and one for holiday—and reviews toys 365 days a year on thetoyinsider.com, a trusted resource for parents. 

Forget about plastic bananas and pieces of white bread. Fisher-Price’s Pretend Charcuterie Snack Set is the bourgie version dramatic play toy you never knew your kiddo needed.

If the typical pretend fare just isn’t enough for your child’s top tastes, this foodie find will fit the bill. For about $20 you can order this stylish set on Amazon.

photo: Amazon

Not only does the set come with pretend salami, brie cheese, crackers and grapes, it also features two faux marble plates (because paper or plastic-ware just won’t do) and fabric napkins that read, “Let it brie” and, “You’re grape.”

Of course, what charcuterie platter would be complete without a cutting board and knife? The upscale set also comes with a mock wood and marble board and kid-friendly knife to serve up soft slices of salami and brie!

—Erica Loop

 

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While we all wait for season two of Disney’s The Mandalorian to return, you can embrace your inner “Child” with Taste Beauty’s new lineup of beauty and fragrance products. In Disney’s holiday look book, the company released details about the collection coming to market this fall.

Taste Beauty will be releasing a set of five lip glosses with adorable imagery in flavors that include fruit punch, peppermint, green apple, grape and cherry. Not only are the products great for everyday wear, but they’d make a great stocking stuffer this holiday!

photo: Courtesy of Disney

Taste Beauty will also be releasing The Mandalorian fragrance gifts, though we don’t know all the details yet. Both the lip gloss and fragrance gift sets will be available nationwide and will range in price from $3 to $10.

Stay tuned for more info to be released!

––Karly Wood

 

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Grape-tastic! Some of summer’s sweetest flavors are returning to Sam’s Club. Launched exclusively at Sam’s Club last summer, Grape Soda Grapes and Cotton Candy Grapes are back again. 

Grape Soda Grapes

Grape Soda Grapes are the perfect, flavorful blend of that sweet purple soda with a natural, fruity twist. Grape Soda grapes are only available for a very limited time at Sam’s Club. You’ll want to grab a bunch while they last. 

Sam’s Club members can also pick up grape fan favorite, Cotton Candy Grapes, in clubs later this month. Cotton Candy Grapes taste almost exactly like the sweet spun sugar fair treat without all of that sticky mess.

—Jennifer Swartvagher

Featured photo: Sam’s Club

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