Tickle your tot’s funny bone with silly jokes Seattle kids (and parents) will totally get
Need a little levity in your life? These Seattle jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few rain jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!
Kate Loweth
1. Can a kid jump higher than the Space Needle?
Of course! Because the Space Needle can’t jump.
2. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
3. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?
Amazon Prime-ates.
4. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?
A tripod.
5. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Seattle?
Because of all the rain, dear.
6. What do you call a week without rain in Seattle?
Summer.
7. What did the geoduck say to the clam?
Can you dig it?
8. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?
Take away the “p.”
9. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?
Yes, they are hill areas.
10. Why can’t Mt. Rainier and Mt. Baker play hide and seek?
While Seattle parents grapple with the teacher’s strike, the unexpected change of plans of having kids back at home doesn’t have to mean hours worth of electronics and tv time (although no judgement if that’s what you gotta do—here’s our picks for what we’re watching on Netflix this month). But if you’re looking for something fun and unusual to do (or have been looking for an excuse to check out some of Seattle’s hidden gems), now’s your chance. The best part? These activities don’t have to take a lot of time out of your day so if you need to get back for a zoom meeting or are tag teaming with another family to cobble together child care, these outdoor activities around Seattle are made for days like these.
Explore the New & Improved Imagine Children's Museum
courtesy Imagine Children's Museum
When it comes to epic children's museums, the newly expanded Imagine Children's Museum in Everett is winning everyone over. It re-opened to the public September 7, and it's a great reason to head north on a day off. In addition to their existing exhibits, they've added over 33,000 square feet of new play space to their three stories. The biggest hint of the change is the tower crane outside (psst... kids can actually climb into it and overlook Wall Street from the Engineer It! Zone).
The new improvements start with Woodlands Adventure on the lower level. In addition to a canopy featuring ropes of all kinds (think bridges and tunnels) kids will love the expanded Wildlife Rescue Clinic, the Snohomish Bicycle Tree, and the chance to camp, boat, and fish below the tree. The second floor is where you'll find a new Puget Sounds EcoSytem exhibit featuring a intertidal aquarium, an interactive kinetic sand table featuring the Puget Sound area, and the chance to walk through a whale skeleton. This is also where you'll find the Distribution Center that you don't need to be a mail fan to enjoy. Who doesn't love sliding packages down chutes and loading them on conveyor belts over and over (and over) again? The Engineer It! Zone is a great companion to this playspace. It's also where kids can hop into the tower crane cab that overlooks the street.
When it comes to outside activities this museum has plenty. The rooftop playspace is nothing short of amazing. And it got a quick facelift during the expansion too. If you haven't been in a while, make the trip today.
Good to Know: The museum is open Tuesday through Sunday, from 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
When it comes to spontaneous outdoor activities, heading to a nearby stream to see the salmon run adds education to your playtime. Whether you've got the day or just an hour off with the kids, there's something magical about this quintessentially fall outdoor activity. Our favorite Seattle spot to hit if you're short on time is the fish ladder at the Ballard Locks. After you've watch the salmon, head outside to the see ships of all sizes (and a few kayaks too) make their way through the Locks from fresh water to salt water (or vice versa). It's a great anytime activity.
If you've got time to spare, we suggest checking out the Issaquah Salmon Hatchery. Drop in to take a self-guided tour of the hatchery, or if you've got time to plan ahead, reach out to the Friends of the Issaquah Salmon Hatchery to schedule a family guided tour. The Hatchery is open and running guided tours through October. Another great no-plan option if you've got time is Tumwater Falls near Olympia. We love the easy half-mile loop trail that runs down the creek. It's amazing how many salmon you'll see at the turn around point.
Insider Tip: The Seattle Aquarium is hosting the Cedar River Salmon Journey through October. These docent-led programs are a great way to see some salmon and learn about them too.
Now is the right time to schedule that mid-week zoo trip you've been dreaming about. Ride the carousel, play in the Zoomazium, pet some critters in the Family Farm area (through September 30), and don't forget to see the bears. Woodland Park Zoo is open seven days a week and offers daily programming and experiences your kids will love. It doesn't get easier than this no-plan spot in the city.
However, if you've got time to spare, why not try a new-to-you zoo? Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium in Tacoma is just the right size for tots, with its not-too-big space that allows families to make it all the way around the zoo loop in a morning (or an afternoon) without missing a thing. Plus, it's got a Harry Potter-themed animal show. Cougar Mountain Zoo in Issaquah is another just-right sized spot to visit with young kids. Or go big and bold and spend the day at Northwest Trek. About 90 minutes south of Seattle it's a day-trip-worthy destination. Ride through the grounds on the self-driving Wild Drive then let the kids climb, jump, and explore at the Kids' Trek nature playground before heading home.
For a full day of play and adventure, leave the car behind and explore the many kid-friendly activities within walking distance of the Bremerton ferry dock. Start the day at the USS Turner Joy, a floating museum. This large Naval Destroyer is a kid magnet; from the moment they get on they'll have a blast climbing up, down and through the ship, finding everything from crew quarters to radar towers to engines way down low. The museum is open seven days a week through October when hours change to Wednesday through Sunday. Keep the maritime theme rolling with a stop at the Puget Sound Naval Museum. This free museum is open to the public Wednesday through Monday (closed Tuesdays), and chronicles the naval history of the PNW. Kids can get a glimpse into the life of a sailor through the more than 18,000 objects on display. End your day at the Harborside Fountain Park on the water. With plenty of room for parents to spread out and relax while the kids play in the submarine-themed fountains, this is one of the best hidden gems around. Volcanic water eruptions from the fountains delight everyone and keep the kids busy for hours on end. When the day is done, hop on the ferry for the relaxing trip home.
If you’re looking to go the distance on a totally do-able path with the kids, the Snoqualmie Valley Trail offers over 30 miles of (mostly) continuous biking that stretches from Duvall through Carnation, all the way up to Rattlesnake Ledge outside of North Bend. It loosely follows the Snoqualmie River, and passes through lush landscapes, over bridges, and through tunnels that add to the sense of adventure. There are plenty of spots to hop on, and most offer level riding that’s perfect for families.
Insider Tip: Duthie Hill Bike Park is another great option if you're riding the fat tire. It’s like Disney for bike lovers of all ages.
Lake Washington is always a great spontaneous spot to spend the day or just a few hours. And at Enatai Beach Park in Bellevue, families have everything they need at their fingertips. Not only can the kids climb, swing, and slide on the waterfront playground, but they can build epic sandcastles and swim in the shallow waters of the beach too. Spice up the day with a paddle by renting SUPs or kayaks at the REI Enatai Beach Park Boathouse. If the weather holds, this is a safe and scenic spot to introduce kids to the sport or paddle around, even if you're all experienced.
Insider Tip:Crossroads Park is another Eastside destination playground that'll keep the kids playing all day. There you'll find a skatepark, playground, plenty of paved trails for scooters and bikes, and a splash pad. Plus, we love the food hall at Crossroads when you need a bite (hint: there's a Dick's there too) and who can resist a shopping stop at Daiso?
3519 108th Ave. S.E. Bellevue, WA Online: bellevuewa.gov
There's no shortage of easy family hikes to take in Seattle, and heading out with your low hikers on is about as easy as it gets for families looking for an outdoor adventure. If you've only got an hour or so, head to Discovery Park, Seward Park, or the Washington Park Arboretum to wander the trails and get some fresh air. But if you've got the day, we suggest checking out a waterfall trail. With so many kid-friendly options, it's a great mid-week excursion that doesn't take much planning. If you really want to experience waterfalls, it doesn't get cooler than sliding down one. Check out our guide to Denny Creek natural waterslides to plan your day on the Eastside. Plus, who can resist a magical trail full of gnomes? It's another Eastside favorite that's a hit with kids.
When it comes to one-stop-shops for play, Seattle Center has it all for families. Four museums, a food hall, a playground that's as intriguing to kids as it is to adults, plenty of grassy spaces to picnic or play, and an incredible fountain that dazzles everyone.
To start, if you haven't had a chance to get to PacSci since its summer re-opening now's a great time to check out this family favorite. Open Wednesdays through Sundays, families can sit down to a science demonstration, wait for butterflies to land on their fingertips in the Tropical Butterfly House, and see stars in the Planetarium. If you don't have a membership, grab your tickets at least one day in advance to save on admission.
The Armory is another hot spot for families looking for something to do. Grab a MOD pizza or lunch from Skillet before heading down to play at the Seattle Children's Museum. Kids will love the new art space, the improved Bijou Theater, and all the exhibits that let them play in a vet clinic, grocery store, construction site, and post office. Before heading home stop at the Artists at Play playground and head duck into MoPOP.
Like Seattle Center, Seattle's Waterfront is an easy spot to play when you don't have a plan. Offering plenty of outdoor activities, and just as many indoor options, you can spend all day here or just a few hours. If you ask us, families should start at the Seattle Aquarium, where you'll find all kinds of fish and marine mammals doing their thing. Expect educational talks and feeding times throughout the day, and exciting hands-on activities for kids too (the touch tank is tops). Continue your play time with a ride on the Great Wheel and a chance to fly at Wings Over Washington. Pike Place Market and the Olympic Sculpture Park aren't too far. If your crew is game, they should definitely be on your outdoor activities list.
Insider Tip: For a similar experience that may be less crowded, check out South Lake Union. The Kid-struction Zone at MOHAI and its many exhibits will keep the kids busy for hours if you want to play inside. But if outdoor activities are what you're after, bring swimsuits and towels to the secret beach along Lake Union, or rent a free pea pod boat from the Center for Wooden Boats to get out on the water. And of course, no day is complete without a trip to Flastick Pub for pizza and mini golf.
One of the easiest low-plan outdoor activities in Seattle is going tidepooling with the kids. And you don't need much to make it happen. Head out with your bucket full of sand toys and plan to stay for an hour (or spend the afternoon) searching for all kinds of elusive marine life you won't find anywhere else. Moon snails, sea stars, and hermit crabs are all hiding in plain sight along Seattle's rocky shores.
Insider Tip: The best spot to spy underwater creatures is at the ferry docks when the tide is out. It's a true treasure trove.
Editor’s note: Please remember to recreate responsibly by following mask, social distancing and group size requirements when visiting these beaches.
Who else is missing Seattle’s amazing splash pads and wading pools right about now? If you’re looking to beat the heat, it’s doesn’t get better than taking a dip at these area swimming beaches. So grab your summer gear, it’s time to hit the beach!
Located in the Rainier Beach area, Pritchard Island Beach is sort of your “no frills” beach. That's a plus for parents because the lack of distractions and crowds means keeping an eye on junior will be a lot easier. With that said, there is a large sandy beach as well as large grassy spaces. And later on, you just might want to head on over to the south part of the beach to take a short trek through the Pritchard Wetland. The gravel path starts at the parking lot and swerves in and out of the four acres of wildlife habitat. Listen for frogs and keep a look out for muskrats and herons at Pritchard Pond.
Lifeguard on duty: Yes
8400 55th Ave. S. Seattle, WA 98118 Online: seattle.gov
Located on the shores of Lake Washington, just south of Evergreen Point Bridge, sits the 400-foot Madison Beach. This is a beautiful park where the beach is sandy, the large lounging slope is grassy and there is a lot more grass between the two. Make a day of it by packing a lunch or plan a quick stop at The Independent Pizzeria right across the street to grab dinner to-go.
Lifeguard on duty: Yes
4201 E. Madison St. Seattle, WA 98112 Online: seattle.gov
Green Lake is fun place to visit any time of the year. With the walking path around the lake, there is a lot of hustle and bustle, and yet it all feels peaceful at the same time. While the East Lake swimming area is closed this year, the West side (right next to the Bathhouse Theatre) is open. Nearby is the wading pool which warms up nicely during the warmer summer weather. Bring the stroller and walking shoes to take the 2.8 mile trek around the lake. You might also want to pack some spending money for a stop at Ben & Jerry’s, Zoeyogurt or Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt which are all just a few feet away from the trail.
Lifeguard on duty: Yes
7201 E. Green Lake Dr. Seattle, WA 98115 Online: seattle.gov
Your kids love it because of the tricked out splash pad. But this summer they'll be all about the swimming beach at Angle Lake. The sandy shore invites sandcastle building and the area's nature trails provide a respite from the August heat. Bring your poles and fish while you're there for a change of pace. No wonder this local spot is a fave!
Lifeguard on duty: No
19408 International Blvd. SeaTac, WA Online: seatacwa.gov
In the heart of downtown Bellevue, you’ll find this recently updated sweet swimming beach. Sandy shores? Check. Grassy hills for picnics? Yep. Benches to enjoy the view? It’s got those too. Parking here can sometimes be a challenge, but if you can find a spot, this is a great place to spend a few hours on a sunny day.
Lifeguard on duty: Yes
9899 Lake Washington Blvd. N.E. Bellevue, WA Online: bellevuewa.gov
The secret's out about this swimming hole, tucked into a Bellevue neighborhood. Bring your beach blanket and find a spot on the grassy hill so you can spread out. You won’t find sand here, but the steps leading down to the shallow swim area, perfect for tots, make easy seating for parents. And the big kids will get a kick out of the floating dock (a.k.a. jumping platform).
This spot used to be a ferry dock, but now, during the summer months, you'll find families enjoying beach time at this sandy shore. Sit back and enjoy views of Mercer Island and sailboats heading out for the day when you visit this smaller, little-known park.
Lifeguard on duty: Yes
S.E. 25th St. & Killarney Way Bellevue, WA Online: bellevuewa.gov
Soak up the sun and views of the city at this Eastside beach. The kids will love exploring the sandy shores as much as the shaded trails. And taking a quick peek at the historic Burrows Cabin (Bellevue’s oldest surviving structure) gives kids something to focus on when it’s time to head home.
When you head to Lake Sammamish State Park you get a two-fer. Pitch your sunshade at Tibbits Beach, where you’ll find sandy shores, a roped-off swimming area and kayaks to rent (reserve yours online in advance), if you're up for a paddle. Or enjoy the water play and digging deep holes in the sand at Sunset Beach. Whatever beach you choose, the kids can still opt to play on the new playground (yep, it’s open), before heading home.
Lifeguard on duty: No
Good to know: Bring your Discover Pass for this one, or opt for a day-use only ($10). There's reduced parking capacity here, but it's usually not a problem to find a spot.
2000 N.W. Sammamish Rd. Issaquah, WA 425-649-4275 Online: parks.state.wa.us
Located on the north end of Lake Sammamish, this Redmond beach has what you need, whether you’re building sandcastles or swimming with your crew. Get here early to find a parking spot and enjoy the coolest hours of the day.
Lifeguard on duty: No
3650 W. Lake Sammamish Pkwy. N.E. Redmond, WA Online: redmond.gov
If some Lake Washington play time is what you're after, Gene Coulon Memorial Beach Park is where it's at. It's 57 acres along the shore where families will find a swimming area, a large playground, paved walking trails (hello, stroller walks!), a fishing pier and a “water walk.” Throw in Ivar’s Seafood Bar and Kidd Valley within walking distance, and you've got it made in the shade.
Lifeguard on duty: No
1201 Lake Washington Blvd. N. Renton, WA 98056 Online: rentonwa.gov
Located in south Everett, this beach park has everything you need to enjoy a waterside play day. The beach is wide and sandy and sits adjacent to a grassy park area shaded by trees. Definitely picnic-able. But water play isn't the only activity you'll find here. The playground is currently closed, but if you bring your own paddles you can enjoy a game of outdoor table tennis, or pack a frisbee for a round of disc golf. Fishing is an option too.
Lifeguard on duty: No
11405 Silver Lake Rd. Everett, WA 98208 Online: everettwa.gov
Located in Snohomish, Flowing Lake is actually the middle lake of a three-lake chain sitting between Storm Lake and Panther Lake. It is one the few that welcomes motorized watercrafts and water skiing with two boat launches. Flowing Park at Leckie’s Beach features fishing, a boat launch, picnic spots and a fantastic playground (please note the playground is not sanitized, so it's use-at-your-own-risk), that is mostly under the shade of the big evergreen trees.
While these three beaches aren't technically swimming beaches, they're still fun places to take the kids to splash around. North end families have long found a favorite in Golden Gardens, and you'll often find kids splashing in the waves in between building sandcastles and constructing dams at this expansive sandy beach. Hiking trails and an off-leash dog area make this a great spot to spend a sunny day. West Seattleites flock to Alki Beach year-round, and on a sunny day, you'll spot plenty of swimmers wading in, especially at low tide. If you plan to visit, remember that the bridge is currently closed. Unlike Alki and Golden Gardens, the beach at Discovery Park Beach requires families to trek a ways to get to the water. But the wooded walk (not for strollers) is beautiful and drops you off in a whole new world of beach-y wonder. The beach itself is jam-packed with lots of driftwood for fort-making, and the perfect spot for kite flying and beach combing.
Good to know:
1. As our opening phases have fluctuated recently, be sure to check the status of the beach before you visit. Stay up-to-date on Seattle beaches here and Bellevue swimming beaches here.
2. Keep an eye on bacteria levels and double-check beach closures in King County online before heading out.
When the going gets tough, Seattle comes together. And although we know Seattle families have totally got this, there’s no denying there are things we’re starting to miss. So until we cross the finish line, here are 13 things we’re looking forward to being able to do again.
Emily Williams
Play at the beach building sandcastles, throwing rocks and hunting for hidden crabs during low tide. Then end the day with a beach side picnic on a warm night.
Meet a friend at the neighborhood coffee shop—the one that has a kid’s activity area—to enjoy a hand-crafted cup of coffee. In a mug. No to-go cups about it.
Stand face-to-face with the brown bears and the sleepy jaguar at Woodland Park Zoo, before heading off to find the siamangs, hoping all the way they’ll be singing when you get there. Then hitting the Red Mill Burger for a deluxe with cheese, please, side of onion rings and a chocolate shake before heading home.
Roll in to a favorite neighborhood joint for a lazy Saturday morning breakfast, and listen to the busy sounds of clinking silverware and continuous chatter filling the air, during the wait.
Spend the afternoon at City Center, listening to the joyful sounds of children playing at the Artists playground. Followed by a show at SCT…or playtime at PacSci… or the Children’s Museum…or MoPOP (it’s so hard to choose!) before heading to the international fountain so the kids can play “can’t catch me” with the dancing water.
Take a leisurely ferry ride—destination anywhere. One where you park the car and head up deck to find a table so the kids can sprawl, roam and head out into the fresh air whenever they want.
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Story time at our local neighborhood branch, where the kids know each other or are always ready to make new friends.
Angela Barton
Hit the trail for a hike at one of Washington’s gorgeous state or national parks.
Pack the wagon full of food and blankets, topped with kids, for a Zoo Tunes concert. Then get there early enough to find a prime spot toward the back, maybe on the grassy knoll, near the carousel, so the kids have plenty of space to dance. See ya there in 2021!
Visit the Bridge Troll on the way to the Fremont Market, where the kids can't wait to peruse the oddities in the underground Hyper Market, and you can't wait to score a $10 bouquet. Followed by a savory waffle from BeanFish (K-pop, please!) and macarons from Alexandra’s as a treat.
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Take the kids to a neighborhood festival: West Seattle Summer Fest, Magnolia Summerfest, HONK! Fest West, the Greenwood Car Show. We're not picky, any one will do!
Dining out with kids is always a gamble. Sometimes they will devour their entire plate and ask for more and other times they’ll only take a few bites and call it a meal. Lucky for us, many Seattle restaurants offer free or nearly free kids’ meals, on just about every night of the week. If you’re ready to give your wallet (and your kitchen) a break, scroll down to see where Seattle kids eat free.
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Trapper's Sushi: You'll drink to this all-day deal! For each Ramune Soda purchase, one kid eats free and this special includes a kid's drink, too! Think of Ramune as Japanese Sprite, in original or strawberry flavors. Dine-in sushi bar only. Ages 10 & under. Locations include Bonney Lake, Bremerton, Kent, Covington, Lacey, Puyallup, Parkland, Tukwila, Tacoma and North Bend.
20625 State Route 410 E. Bonney Lake, WA 98391 253-987-7632
1405 N.E. McWilliams Rd. Bremerton, WA 98311 360-479-0530
16908 S.E. 269th Pl., #110 Covington, WA 98042 253-277-0926
321 Ramsay Way, Suite 103 Kent, WA 98032 253-236-8712
320 S.W. Mt. Si Blvd., #106 North Bend, WA 98045 425-292-9362
206 39th Ave. S.W. Puyallup, WA 98373 253-604-4582
1360 Galaxy Dr. N.E. Lacey, WA 98516 360-688-7469
323 Garfield St., Suite 101 Parkland, WA 98444 253-433-3738
468 Southcenter Mall Tukwila, WA 98188 206-743-8770
Sand Point Grill: On Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays, two kids eat free from 5 p.m.-6:30 p.m. with the purchase of one adult entrée. Ages 12 & under. Psst! All kids' meals are served with fresh fruit and veggies. Located in Laurelhurst.
5412 Sand Point Way N.E. Seattle, WA 98105 206-729-1303 Online: sandpointgrill.com
La Fuente: On Sundays, kids eat for $.99 with the purchase of an adult entrée. Offer valid all day. Located in Renton.
The Islander: Kids eat free at The Islander on Sundays. Receive one free kid's meal with every full priced entrée purchased to start your week off right! Beverages are not included. Located on Mercer Island.
2441 76th Ave. S.E., Suite 150 Mercer Island, WA 98040 206-232-6676 Online: the-islander.com
Dickey's Barbecue Pit: Kids eat free from the kid's menu on Sundays with a $10 purchase per adult. Dine-in only. Not valid with other offers or promotions. Ages 12 & under. Offer available at participating Dickey’s locations only.
617 S.W. 128th St. Everett, WA 98204 425-265-0041
14150 N.E. 20th St., Suite E Bellevue, WA 98007 425-747-4659
4726 Borgen Blvd. Gig Harbor, WA 98332 253-358-3295
1428 W. Meeker St. Kent, WA 98032 253-852-5251
1800 Mile Hill Dr. Port Orchard, WA 98366 360-602-0424
5104 5th Ave. Tacoma, WA 98406 253-301-1937
21109 St. Route 410 E. Bonney Lake, WA 98391 253-862-0425
710 NW Gilman Blvd. Issaquah, Wa 98027 425-392-2336
1001 Cooper Point Rd. SW Olympia, WA 98502 360-705-1600
4716 Werner Rd. West Bremerton, WA 98312 360-627-7073
The Ram: Kids eat for $1 (all day) with the purchase of an adult entrée. And if you're lucky, you might get to catch a magic show while you're there. There's no set schedule for this table-side entertainer, but we hear he pops in from time to time at Ram locations around the city. Plus, we love that your little diners can eat for a buck at any of the Ram locations, including the brand-new location in Lake Stevens.
10520 Quil Ceda Blvd. Tulalip, WA 98271 360-653-7721
401 N.E. Northgate Way, Suite 1102 Seattle, WA 98125 206-364-8000
2650 University Village Seattle, WA 98105 206-525-3565
965 N.E. Park Dr. Issaquah, WA 98029 425-313–0415
512 Ramsay Way, Suite 4-103 Kent, WA 98032 253-520-3881
31920 Gateway Center Blvd. S. Federal Way, WA 98003 206-878-6694
3001 Ruston Way Tacoma, WA 98402 253-756-7886
103 35th Ave. S.E. Puyallup, WA 98374 253-841-3317
10019 59th Ave. Lakewood, WA 98499 253-584-3191
10403 156th St. E., Suite #101 Puyallup, WA 98374 253-445-1005
8100 Freedom Lane N.E., Suite C Lacey, WA 98516 360-923-5900
9020 Market Pl, Lake Stevens, WA 98258 425-263-9117
Agave Cocina & Cantina: While not as good as free, Agave (winner of the Diner's Choice Award 2017) does offer a great deal just the same. On Sundays, kids eat for $3.99 all day! Locations include Redmond and Kent.
Big Fish Grill: On Mondays, kids eat free with the purchase of an adult entrée from the regular menu. Each kids' meal comes with milk, juice or soda and fresh fruit can be substituted for fries. Psst! The seared wild salmon with garlic mashed potatoes and veggies is popular with petite diners. Ages 12 & under. Located in Kirkland, Woodinville and Issaquah.
13706 N.E. 175th St Woodinville, WA 98072 425-487-3474
10426 N.E. Northup Way Kirkland, WA 98033 425-827-2722
Hermann's Diner (Cattin's): Located next to the main entrance at the Washington State Fairgrounds and Expo Center, this awesome restaurant offers free meals for kids on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Two kids eat free per each adult entrée purchased. The only catch? They are only open until 8 p.m.
Sand Point Grill: On Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays, two kids eat free from 5 p.m.-6:30 p.m. with the purchase of one adult entrée. Ages 12 & under. Psst! All kids' meals are served with fresh fruit and veggies. Located in Laurelhurst.
5412 Sand Point Way N.E. Seattle, WA 98105 206-729-1303 Online: sandpointgrill.com
Zippy’s Giant Burgers: Located in White Center, this family fave has a new Monday deal. For $20, families can take advantage of the Monday Family Deal which includes four lil' Zips (with or without cheese), a fries/tots/rings sampler and four sodas. No substitutions. Mondays only.
Teddy's Bigger Burgers:Sink your teeth into this beginning of the week deal---on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, kids can receive a free kid's combo meal with the purchase of two adult combo meals. Ages 12 & under. Located in Woodinville and Green Lake
17705 140th Ave. N.E. Woodinville, WA 98072 425-408-1604
6900 Greenlake Way N., Unit C. Seattle, Wa 98115 206-582-1885
Wedgewood Alehouse & Cafe: On Mondays and Tuesdays, one kid eats free with the purchase of an adult or kid's entrée at regular price. Valid during Cafe hours from 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Located in Wedgewood.
Farrelli's Pizza: On Mondays, kids eat free all day with their paying folks. Kids' meals include carrots, a breadstick, cookie and beverage. Locations include Lacey, DuPont, Sumner, Tacoma, Maple Valley, Puyallup and Ruston.
4870 Yelm Highway Lacey, WA 98503 360-493-2090
1590 Wilmington Dr. DuPont, WA 98327 253-912-5200
15007 Main St. E. Sumner, WA 98390 253-447-2227
3518 6th Ave. Tacoma, WA 98406 253-759-1999
210 Garfield St. S. Tacoma, WA 98444 253-538-0202
26642 Maple Valley-Black Diamond Rd. S.E., Suite G-100 Maple Valley, WA 98038 425-584-7340
5614 176th St. E. Puyallup, WA 98375 253-655-5191
5104 Grand Loop, Suite A Ruston, WA 98407 253-212-1152
Whistle Stop Ale House:At this family owned and operated restaurant, one kid eats free from 4 p.m.-close with an adult purchase. Ages 12 & under. Located in Renton.
Wing Dome: On Tuesdays, kids receive one free kid’s meal for every adult entrée purchased. Plus, deals on beer for parents! Locations in Greenwood and Kirkland.
7818 Greenwood Ave. N. Seattle, WA 98103 206-706-4036
Hermann's Diner (Cattin's): Located next to the main entrance at the Washington State Fairgrounds and Expo Center, this restaurant offers free meals for kids on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Two kids eat free per each adult entrée purchased. The only catch? They are only open until 8 p.m.
Sand Point Grill: On Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays, two kids eat free from 5 p.m.–6:30 p.m. with the purchase of one adult entrée. Ages 12 & under. Psst! All kids' meals are served with fresh fruit and veggies. Located in Laurelhurst.
5412 Sand Point Way N.E. Seattle, WA 98105 206-729-1303 Online: sandpointgrill.com
Spring Kitchen Restaurant: Two kids ages 10 & under eat free with a paying adult at this family-friendly restaurant serving fresh Vietnamese and Asian foods. Drinks are not included. Locations include Maple Valley and Kent.
26636 Maple Valley Black Diamond Rd. S.E., Ste H200 Maple Valley, WA 98038 425-358-7994
208 W. Kent Station St., Ste. 104 Kent, WA 98032 253-854-1211
Wedgewood Alehouse & Cafe: On Mondays and Tuesdays, one kid eats free with the purchase of an adult or kid's entrée at regular price. Valid during Cafe hours from 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Located in Wedgewood.
Teddy's Bigger Burgers:Sink your teeth into this beginning of the week deal---on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, kids receive a free kid's combo meal with the purchase of two adult combo meals. Ages 12 & under. Located in Woodinville and Green Lake.
17705 140th Ave. N.E. Woodinville, WA 98072 425-408-1604
6900 Greenlake Way N., Unit C Seattle, WA 98115 206-582-1885
Serendipity Cafe: This is sort of a two-fer deal. On Tuesdays, kids eat free from 5 p.m.–8 p.m with the purchase of an adult meal. And there's a play area in the back to keep the tykes busy while they wait for their food! Ages 12 & under. Located in Magnolia.
IKEA Renton: Plan your next IKEA run on Tuesday and take advantage of their kid's eat free deal. Kids (12 & under) eat free on Tuesdays with the purchase of one adult entree. Limit two kids meals per one adult entree.
Lunchbox Laboratory: It's all about the kids on Wednesday evenings! From 5 p.m.-close, kids eat free with the purchase of an adult burger. All kids meals come with a choice of milk or soda. Choose from a cheeseburger, grilled cheese or corn dogs with tots. Psst! Lunchbox Laboratory also serves classic mac and cheese and noodles with butter. Don't forget the shake! Locations include Seattle, Green Lake, Redmond, Bellevue and Gig Harbor (these locations only).
1253 Thomas St. Seattle, WA 98109 206-621-1090
7200 E. Greenlake Dr. N. Seattle, WA 98115 206-729-6179
7325 166th Ave. N.E., F-142 Redmond, WA 98052 425-307-1634
989 112th Ave. N.E. Bellevue, WA 98004 425-505-2676
4901 Point Fosdick Dr. N.W. Gig Harbor, WA 98335 253-432-4061
Hermann's Diner (Cattin's): Located next to the main entrance at the Washington State Fairgrounds and Expo Center, this restaurant offers free meals for kids on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Two kids eat free per each adult entrée purchased. The only catch? They are only open until 8 p.m.
Teddy's Bigger Burgers:Sink your teeth into this beginning of the week deal---on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, kids receive a free kid's combo meal with the purchase of two adult combo meals. Ages 12 & under. Located in Woodinville and Green Lake.
17705 140th Ave. N.E. Woodinville, WA 98072 425-408-1604
6900 Greenlake Way N., Unit C. Seattle, WA 98115 206-582-1885
Old Country Buffet: Thursday nights are family nights at Old Country Buffet. Two kids ages 4-11 eat for $1.99 from 4 p.m.-close. Offer good for two kids with each regular priced adult or senior entrée purchased. Family-friendly activities also included and change weekly along with delish treats like cotton candy soft serve ice cream and other desserts. Locations include Federal Way and Tacoma.
1816 S. 320th St. Federal Way, WA 98003 253-839-9207
5815 Lakewood Towne Center Blvd. S.W. Tacoma, WA 98499 253-584-0220
Blue Star Cafe & Pub: Kids eat free from the kid’s menu from 5 p.m.-7 p.m. Limited to two kids’ entrées for each adult entrée purchased. One meal per child. Ages 12 & under. Plus, half off growler fills for parents. Located in Wallingford.
Editor’s Note: This story was updated in October 2019. Please remember to check the restaurant’s website or give them a ring before you go–sometimes kids eat free specials are moved to another night or cancelled, based on the time of year or during the holidays.
Have you ever tried to speak to someone over the phone with your toddler screaming in the background? Or tried to make that elusive deadline, but can’t focus on your work without being interrupted twenty times in an hour…by your child? Well, say hello to The Inc. Coworking + Playschool in West Seattle. It’s the newest answer to your wish of needing uninterrupted (quiet) time to work and a place for your sidekick to play. Read on for the scoop!
photo: Betty Rose Cortes
The Concept Behind This Brilliant Idea
The Women’s Business Incubator launched The Inc. Community Coworking + Playschool in February 2017 in Green Lake with the mission to foster a positive, child-friendly workplace culture that would inspire connection, confidence and growth for parents at any stage of their career development or entrepreneurial journey. Created by mothers, the coworking concept originated with pop-up working events where moms who were transitioning back to work could come together to work and bring their children along to be cared for by nannies. What better way to stay motivated and accomplish tasks than with other like-minded women? As the demand has grown, so has the idea of regular occurring play and work spaces. Today, this model is the cornerstone of The Inc. Community Coworking + Playschool, a solution for parents needing a positive, child-friendly workplace with flexible and affordable child care.
Why The Inc. Rocks:
1. Parents get a break! The Inc. allows moms and dads to accomplish tasks (in a quiet coworking space) without having to juggle their children.
2. Kids get social interaction. For many parents, The Inc. is the first social experience for their children. And it goes beyond the typical play date at the park. The Inc. gives kids a chance to make real friends in an environment that fosters critical thinkers and collaborative partners of tomorrow.
3. Flexible schedules. Unlike other daycare institutions that penalize you for missing a day, parents can choose when and how often to come in and utilize the coworking space.
4. Affordable. The goal of The Inc. is to create childcare that is not only flexible, but affordable—and what parent doesn’t like to hear that? Childcare costs at The Inc. are nearly half that of traditional daycare tuition.
5. Just a room away. The Inc. holds its coworking spaces and play rooms in the same hall, which means parents can check in with their kids as needed without being too far away. The Inc. vibe feels very much like being at home with friends over, who are also working (or making needed phone calls), while your children play together in another room—supervised by an awesome educator.
6. Preschool teachers are educators. We’re talking about degrees, certifications and experience overseeing the development of your child while you work. A win-win for everyone!
7. Free coffee. Enough said.
photo: The Inc. Coworking + Playschool
Two Locations with Options
There’s more to the above general provisions for The Inc. Aside from building community with other members, the Green Lake and brand-new West Seattle location each offer different perks. Both coworking spaces are housed inside community churches, which are equipped with rooms that are perfect for Inc. parents and their kids. But here’s a breakdown of the differences:
Green Lake
The Inc. at Green Lake has multiple rooms for its growing community. There is the traditional coworking office, a meeting room (to make those important calls or to meet with other members) and a coffee-shop like room, where parents can drop in and have their children play at a reduced rate without a preschool teacher supervising their children. This CoWork + CoPlay Community Room is quite similar to going to your neighborhood Starbucks, but with a room full toys for kids to dig into rather than a room full of coffee.
The Green Lake location also has two rooms for kids. The toddler room is where children under three are supervised, and the preschool room is where children ages three and older learn about art, routine and other life and social skills. There is also an outdoor play area where kids can get their ya-ya’s out before nap time!
photo: The Inc. Coworking + Playschool
West Seattle
At the new West Seattle location, there is one coworking space and one play room for both toddlers and preschoolers. As the West Seattle community grows, they’ll be able to add a meeting room similar to Green Lake’s space and additional childcare rooms, including a possible infant room if there is a high need in the members’ community.
How It All Works
Here’s a breakdown on how you can be a part of The Inc.’s coworking community with flexible childcare:
1. Register as a member. Members pay $35 every quarter. What a steal!
2. Choose a bundle from their childcare packages. Options include 4-hour, 10-hour, 20-hour, 40-hour or 80-hour packages. And they’re good for the entire quarter.
3. Select the date you need to cowork. (After registering, you’ll be provided with credentials to book your time and space online.) Then, choose which location and how many hours you’ll be coworking as well as which rooms you’ll need—Coworking, Meeting Room or CoWork + CoPlay.
4. Show up, take your child to his or her teacher and then get to work (and get ‘er done in peace!).
photo: The Inc. Coworking + Playschool
Good to Know
Coworking spaces and childcare are available from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. during the week and closed on weekends. You can come and go during these hours.
There’s a two-hour minimum in the toddler room and three-hour minimum in the preschool room.
When teachers are out sick, there’s a back-up plan in place. Awesome nannies from Spilt Milk Nannies step in to ensure there’s always supervision when you cowork. Psst..they are vetted, trusted and amazing nannies!
Pack snacks, drinks, an extra changes of clothes and diapers for your kids. Parents will be responsible for changing soiled diapers.
All working fields are welcome at The Inc. Calligraphers? Check. Artists? Check. Stitchers? Check. The Inc. is happy to accommodate whatever you need, if space allows. And feel free to bring all the materials you need to get your work done.
At the Green Lake location, park inside St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church’s parking lot. The entrance is located in the back of the building.
At the West Seattle location, enter the main doors of St. John the Baptist Episcopal Church to find the closest entrance to The Inc.’s coworking space.
photo: Betty Rose Cortes
West Seattle’s Grand Opening Event!
Mark your calendars! On June 13, 2018, The Inc. is celebrating West Seattle’s new location with a free community event and everyone is welcome. Parents can tour the facility and meet members and kids can test out the play space and socialize with others. Food and beverages will be provided as you meet and mingle with board members and community vendors that support The Inc.’s mission. Find the event details here.
The Inc. Greenlake
Inside St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church
111 N.E. 80th St.
Seattle, Wa 98115
The Inc. West Seattle
Inside St. John the Baptist Episcopal Church
3050 California Ave. S.W.
Seattle, Wa 98116
By now you’ve seen them. Kids, teenagers and yes, the ahem, grown-ups, all walking around, staring at their phones and frantically swiping up. Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock or a Poké Ball for the last couple of weeks, you likely know that they are playing the megahit game, Pokémon GO. If your family has jumped on this latest gaming phenomenon, we’ve searched the city for the best places to capture Pokémon and the safest PokéStops to explore.
Pokémon Go or Pokémon No?
Pokémon GO is built on Niantic’s Real World Gaming Platform and uses real locations to encourage players to search far and wide in the real world to discover Pokémon. Played on a mobile device, the game allows players to find and catch more than a hundred different species of Pokémon, battle and train the virtual creatures, gain levels and eventually join teams and unlock achievement medals. If you are wondering whether you should allow your kids to Pokémon Go or Pokémon No, we can tell you that Seattle is chock-full of Poké-places to explore that will keep your pint-sized players safe while still satisfied at catching them all. The added benefit? Pokémon Go will have you and the fam playing tourist in your own city and discovering local landmarks you might not have known existed. And while your digital dynamos are looking for Zubats, Psyducks and perhaps a Pickachu to add to their Pokédex, they will be getting fresh air and exercise.
Explore Your Neighborhood
Get Up, Get Out and Explore is one of the tag lines the game uses. By simply looking on the GPS-enabled map, you can find PokéStops and gyms at locations and landmarks throughout your neighborhood. Some of these PokéStops are well-known, others a little more random. We found them at a little free library, a local butcher’s shop and even a garden planter shaped like a boot. And the moms and dads we talked with said they are enjoying wandering their neighborhoods, discovering new ‘hoods and exploring new points of interests around town.
Major Landmarks and Locations Seattle Center
If you are new to the game, the Seattle Center has a plethora of PokéStops to get you going. We stopped counting at 12 just in and around the International Fountain. Of course, the Space Needle is a Gym. Because who doesn’t want to battle their Pokémon at a 605-foot tall icon of Seattle?
Why moms and dads like it: Little Pokémon fanatics can fling their Poké Balls to their hearts’ content and parents don’t have to worry about traffic or navigating busy streets.
Cal Anderson Park
Rumor has it that someone caught a Dragonite at Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill. If you and the fam are headed to Cal Anderson Park, know that catching them all at this location is popular among the big kids as well.
Why moms and dads like it: Little Pokémon trainers don’t have to travel far to find multiple PokéStops. The park entrance happens to be near three PokéStop landmarks and the Cal Anderson fountain is said to be a great place for water Pokémon.
Green Lake
Take your little trainers to Green Lake to catch a Hitmonlee. What’s that you say, you have no idea what that means? Never fear, your little Pokémon player can catch you up on the game. The popular park has become a popular place for Pokémon GO. Just remember to stay on the correct side of the pathway and out of the way of bicycles, bladers and boarders.
Why moms and dads like it: Kids can walk around the lake safely and moms and dads can sneak in some exercise. The 2.8 mile walk around the lake is also far enough to hatch an egg or two. Score!
Discovery Park
Word on the street is that a Nidoqueen was captured at Discovery Park! With its vast expanse of meadows, Discovery Park is ideal for letting the small frys wander, with watchful eyes of course.
Why moms and dads like it: With 534 acres to explore, Discovery Park offers plenty of places for kids to catch Pokémon characters while working off the crazies. Plus, the spectacular views, the two miles of protected tidal beaches and the tranquil setting can’t be beat.
Woodland Park Zoo and Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium
If you’re headed to Woodland Park Zoo to see the sweet new baby gorilla, Yola, turns out there are some imaginary critters hanging out around the animal enclosures. Same holds true at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium in Tacoma. Pokémon trainers have spotted Pokémon characters around the carousel, near the baby goats and on the pathways near the South Pacific Aquarium.
Why moms and dads like it: Both locations offer paved walking trails and big grassy areas, perfect for pint-sized players to look for Pokémon characters.
Woodland Park Zoo
5500 Phinney Ave. N.
Seattle, Wa 98103
Online: zoo.org
Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium
5400 N. Pearl St.
Tacoma, Wa 98407
Online: pdza.org
Seattle Street Car
Take your little monsters on the Seattle Street Car First Hill line from Pioneer Square to Capitol Hill to catch some virtual monsters. You can sit back and enjoy the ride, while your kids swipe away at the PokéStops along the way.
Why moms and dads like it: Seeing Seattle from the Street Car can be a fun and new way to explore the city, especially when someone else is doing the driving.
While the popularity of this game has many people shaking their heads, there is no doubt it is getting people, young and old, out and about. And even making a few new friends, even if their names are Psyduck and Squirtel, along the way.
As with any screen time, it’s always good to set limits. Little players don’t need to have their heads down staring at the screen constantly, the game will buzz when a Pokémon is nearby. Also, remind kids to be aware of their surroundings, stay alert near roadways and never wander away to catch that elusive Pokémon!
Are you catching Pokémon characters with your kids? Tell us where you’re playing Pokémon GO in the Comments below.
Are your kids constantly waking before the sun rises? When your own living, breathing alarm clocks like to start the day at zero dark thirty, most likely you’re ready to hit the streets by the time the clock strikes 7 a.m. Instead of turning to electronics to pass the time, mix up your early morning routine by checking out these local adventures that open early.
photo: The French Bakery
Pastries and Playscapes
Petits amis j’aime The French Bakery. Located at Bellevue’s Crossroads Mall, The French Bakery serves up freshly baked, made from scratch, breads, pastries and croissants as well as delicious sweet and savory crepes with unique flavor combinations. Psst! The French Bakery offers a full coffee menu, sure to perk up the sleepiest of moms and dads.
The French Bakery
15600 N.E. 8th St., K-4
Bellevue, Wa 98008
425-747-0557
Online: thefrenchbakery.com
Doors open: 7 a.m., daily
Following breakfast, walk (or wiggle) your way over to WiggleWorks Kids. This indoor soft playground, specifically designed for tykes less than 48 inches, offers some good old-fashioned, energy-burnin’ fun, guaranteeing an epic afternoon nap.
WiggleWorks Kids
15600 N.E. 8th St.
Bellevue, Wa 98008
425-641-2186
Online: wiggleworkskids.com
Open: 9 a.m., Mon.-Sat.; 11 a.m., Sun.
photo: Kristina Moy
Nothing Says Morning Like A Donut
Craving something sweet in the early morning hours? Skip the grocery store pastry case and visit Mighty-O Donuts, just south of Green Lake in Seattle’s Tangletown neighborhood. This local favorite makes and bakes their own donuts, icings, and glazes entirely from scratch using certified organic ingredients. Mighty-Os are made with real food, no artificial ingredients, so you can feel good about giving your kids a little yummy sweetness in their tummies.
Mighty-O Donuts
2110 N. 55th St.
Seattle, Wa 98103
206-547-5431
Online: mightyo.com
Open: 6 a.m., weekdays; 7 a.m., weekends
Bikes and Scooters and Boats. Oh My!
Seattle’s Green Lake Park is a favorite family destination with its 2.8 mile flat, paved loop around the lake, perfect for biking or scootering, and its awesome playground. As the weather gets warmer, consider adding a paddleboat or canoe rental to your morning playdate. Before or after you cruise around the water, grab a bite to eat or coffee from one of the area’s many eateries or fuel up at the Boat Rental Coffee Shop.
7351 E. Green Lake Ave. N.
Seattle, Wa 98115
206-527-0171
Online: greenlakeboatrentals.net
Rentals open: 9 a.m. on weekends starting in April; 9 a.m., daily from Memorial Day through Labor Day; coffee shop opens at 8 a.m.
When Tummies are Grumbling
If you’re looking for good grub to start your day, head to The Dish Cafe. With two Seattle locations, The Dish serves up simple, wholesome food, with an emphasis on fresh, local ingredients. Hungry peeps line up for this homemade goodness, so get there right when it opens to enjoy delicious breakfast favorites (and avoid hangry kiddos).
The Dish Cafe – Green Lake
301 N.E. 65th St.
Seattle, Wa 98115
206-525-5411
The Dish Cafe – Ballard
4358 Leary Way
Seattle, Wa 98107
206-782-9985
A Waterfront Adventure for Little Artists
Do you have budding artists in the fam? Take him or her to the Seattle Art Museum’s Olympic Sculpture Park to explore 8.5 acres of outdoor art. The park is free to the public and opens its gates 30 minutes prior to sunrise. Can you say early nap time?
Olympic Sculpture Garden
2901 Western Ave.
Seattle, Wa 98121
206-654-3100
Online: seattleartmuseum.org
photo: Stacy Ebstyne
After experiencing some art, head towards the water and enjoy the beauty of the Elliott Bay waterfront at Myrtle Edwards Park. The park’s 1.25-mile bike and walking path is perfect for little tykes with trikes who may not go the distance.
Myrtle Edwards Park
3130 Alaskan Way
Seattle, Wa 98121
206-684-4075
Online: seattle.gov/parks
Breakfast and Books
We can’t think of a better way to start your day than with a bakery and books. And guess what? Lake Forest Park has both! Honey Bear Bakery serves a full breakfast menu of scrambles, waffles, and croissant sandwiches on weekends as well as a limited menu during the week. If you’re not in the mood for a full breakfast, choose one of their generously portioned, homemade pastries and a delicious cup of locally sourced coffee.
Honey Bear Bakery
17171 Bothell Way N.E.
Lake Forest Park, Wa 98155
206-366-3330
Online: honeybearbakery.com
Open: 7 a.m., weekdays; 8 a.m., weekends
Just steps from the bakery is Third Place Books, home to over 200,000 new, used, and bargain books. A bookstore geared towards all bookworms, Third Place Books values community and encourages visitors to browse, linger, read, play, and explore.
Third Place Books
17171 Bothell Way N.E.
Lake Forest Park, Wa 98155
206-366-3333
Online: thirdplacebooks.com
Open: 9 a.m., daily
Hit the Trails and Make a Pit Stop
Seattleites don’t wait for sunshine and heat to enjoy a bike ride. Bundle up and hit the Burke Gilman Trail starting at Seattle’s Golden Gardens and linking up with the Sammamish River Trail in Bothell where it continues all the way to Redmond. Wherever you hop on the trail, there is bound be a delicious bakery or breakfast joint serving up yummy eats and hot coffee. We suggest:
Essential Baking Company
Just a couple blocks off the trail in Seattle’s Wallingford neighborhood, the Essential Baking Company is a hoppin’ bakery and café that features a rotating seasonal menu, highlighting the freshest flavors, including egg sandwiches, crepes, and freshly baked bread and pastries.
1604 N. 34th St.
Seattle, Wa 98103
206-545-0444
Online: essentialbaking.com
Open: 6 a.m., weekdays; 7 a.m., weekends
Specialty’s Café and Bakery
Whatever you’re craving, Specialty’s most likely has it. This University Village establishment has a wide selection of breakfast sandwiches, coffee cake, sweet and savory croissants, sticky buns, muffins, and scones. Order your food online and have it ready when you arrive.
2690 N.E. Village Lane
Seattle, Wa 98105
Online: specialtys.com
Open: 8 a.m., Sat.; 9 a.m., Sun.-Fri.
Soulfood Coffee House and Fair Trade Emporium
Treat your biking buddies to a Zebra or a Minty Moo, one of the many specialty drinks designed just for kids, at Redmond’s Soulfood Coffee House. The artsy vibe of this coffee shop makes it a fun place for kids and their parental units to refuel after a morning ride. Bonus: Check out the gift shop featuring some of the finest handiwork of local artisans and craftpersons as well as gifts from around the world.
15748 Redmond Way
Redmond, WA 98052
425-881-5309
Online: soulfoodcoffeehouse.com
Open: 7:30 a.m., weekdays; 9 a.m., weekends
Ride the Rails
Downtown Seattle is awake and waiting for you and your crew every day of the week. Hop on the above-ground monorail at the Seattle Center and head towards the heart of the city. Explore Pike Place Market and stop at The Crumpet Shop for some fresh-baked organic crumpets and scones with kid-pleasing toppings. After filling your belly, ride back to the Seattle Center and take in one of the many on-site museums and exhibits or run around the International Fountain.
Seattle Center Monorail
370 Thomas St.
Seattle, Wa 98109
206-905-2600
Online: seattlemonorail.com
Open: 7:30 a.m., weekdays; 8:30 a.m., weekends
The Crumpet Shop
1503 First Ave.
Seattle, Wa 98101
206-682-1598
Online: thecrumpetshop.com
Open: 7 a.m., daily
Hit the Seas
Hit the high seas with your early risers and travel by ferry to a bustling island. With a crossing time of just 35 minutes, Bainbridge Island offers all the fun of a ferry ride without having to commit to a day trip. Ferries start running at 6:10 a.m. on weekends and even earlier on weekdays. On the island, head to the Madison Diner for an authentic diner-style breakfast in a historic 1948 stainless steel dining car. If you want to extend your stay, visit the Kids Discovery Museum or the Bainbridge Aquatics Center.
The Madison Diner
305 Madison Ave. N.
Bainbridge Island, Wa 98110
206-842-5786
Online: themadisondiner.com
Open: 7 a.m., daily
photo: Erin Cranston
Make a Splash!
Little fish can roll out of bed and get their swim on at the Mountlake Terrace Pavilion Recreation Pool. Happy hour on Saturday morning costs just $2 and gives you access to the leisure pool and lazy river, a fun-filled aquatic adventure for kids of all ages.
5303 228th St. S.W.
Mountlake Terrace, Wa 98043
425-776-9173
Online: cityofmlt.com
Open: 7 a.m., Sat.
For all those curious cuties who keep their parents working overtime exploring interesting subjects and answering endless questions, we’ve rounded up a slew of stimulating experiences to keep those big brains busy (and maybe even give you a break). So bust out those mini pocket protectors, it’s time to kick that grey matter into high gear at these brain-stimulating events and classes that’ll leave you and your Littles wanting more. It’s time to get your geek on!
photo: Chess4Life
Explore Engineering
The Seattle Public Library is pulling out all the stops in recognition of National Engineers Week (what, you didn’t know it was a thing?). In fact, they’ve expanded the celebration beyond the last week in February to include the whole month, and teamed up with the Pacific Science Center to host lots of cool classes that teach engineering concepts to the littlest designers. The party kicks off with a sweet lesson in pulleys, weights and strings, for kids 6 and up. Then continues on throughout the month giving budding scientists a chance to play with slime, test out the floatability of boats, and even participate in a classic egg drop that will bring back memories of your own school days (shhh… no hints allowed). Each class runs about an hour and most meet on the weekends or early evenings, so families can geek out together. Check out the complete list of classes below for maximum brain engagement.
photo: Seattle Public Library
Good to know: Many of the classes require registration, so be sure to call the hosting branch ahead of time to save a spot!
Seattle Public Library
206-386-43636
Online: www.spl.org
Ages: 4 & up, depending on class
Cost: Free
Game like a Grandmaster
Whether your little smarty pants is a chess neophyte or a grandmaster wannabe, testing out strategies and playing skills at a tournament with Chess4Life is the perfect way to foster a little competition, while learning character-building skills, like perseverance and gamesmanship. Novices can get a taste of the game against similarly-skilled opponents at the Saturday Beginner Tournaments, held almost monthly (be sure to check the online schedule first) at Chess4Life centers around the Eastside, Bothell and Renton. And those with a little to a lot of playing experience will love showing their chops at the Friday Night Quads tournaments (held at the various center locations), where experienced players of all levels go head-to-head playing in three rounds of this timeless game. Be sure to register in advance for this one. Our favorite part? That Chess4Life emphasizes it’s all in how you play the game, focusing tournament play on positive and fun outcomes, even if you lose. That and there’s trophies. Check mate!
photo: Chess4Life
Good to know: For Littles who know that more chess means good chess, Chess4Life offers weekly class options too. After a quick assessment, you can drop in ($25) to test out the class and get registered if it’s right for you.
Chess4Life
12729 Northrup Way, Suite 15
Bellevue, Wa 98005
425-283-0549
Online:chess4life.com
Date and Time: Fri.; 7 p.m. for Friday Night Quads; Sat., Beginner Tournament times vary by location.
Cost: $20 & up, depending on tournament type
Get Crafty!
Go for the art, stay for the crafts on Saturdays at the Bellevue Arts Museum. This weekly drop-in program is a spectacular way to introduce petite Picassos to the inspiring works on display at BAM. But it can also stand on its own. Each Saturday’s crafty activity changes based on season and what’s on display at the museum, because each craft ties into some experience families will find inside, if they dare to venture beyond the first floor and explore the intriguing exhibits within (yes, please!). Expect to spend about 30 minutes creating the day’s project, but more time is definitely allowed for kids who want just can’t seem to get enough. And helping hands are on hand if parents get stuck or lay no claim to the artistic gene carried by their mini artist. Bottom line: It’s a messy good time for families to spend together.
photo: Emilie Smith
Good to know: If you have an absolute blast at the Get Crafty time, be sure to mark your calendar for the BAM KIDSfair, on the books for July 24-26, where kids can experience bigger, better (and possibly badder) of the same.
Bellevue Arts Museum
510 Bellevue Way N.E.
Bellevue, Wa 98004
425-519-0770
Online: bellevuearts.org
Gaze at the Stars
Get ready to boldly go… to a monthly star party hosted by the Seattle Astronomical Society at Green Lake in Seattle or Paramount Park in Shoreline. These free, open-to-the-public parties are a great way to turn some of those out-of-this-world questions into real life experiences for little stargazers and future astronauts. Each party is scheduled for the Saturday closest to the first quarter moon (check the online schedule to make it simple–hint, the next one’s February 28), and is an opportunity for volunteer astronomers and enthusiasts to share their knowledge with astronomy novices of all ages. SAS volunteers provide telescopes and come equipped with a wealth of knowledge to tap into. So queue up the questions for this one! Remember to dress for the weather, especially during these cooler, wetter winter months, and bring a sense of adventure with you. It’s out of this world!
Good to know: This time of year, it’s especially important to check the SAS website before heading out to a star party, as grey skies and clouds make for poor visibility and parties do get cancelled when the weather’s bad.
Green Lake
7201 E. Greenlake Dr. N.
Seattle, Wa 98115
Paramount Park
946 N.E. 147th St.
Shoreline, Wa 98155
Get a Backstage Pass
What kid doesn’t love getting a behind-the-scenes look at, well, basically anything. After all, figuring out how things work is forever fascinating when you’re a half pint. That’s why the Paramount Theatre’s free backstage tours appeal to little drama kings or queens and curious kiddos equally. The tour meets at the corner of 9th and Pine St. on the first Saturday of the month, and puts a whole new spin on the “theater experience” for families. During the 90-minute guided tour, you’ll get to check out the player piano, hear an engaging demo on the Wurlitzer, peek your head into dressing rooms and even wander the basement of this historic building. Top it all off with a trip to the theater library that’s bursting with mesmerizing memorabilia, and you’ve got a whole new set of brain cells to call your own. Expect about 20 people in each tour group, lead by very knowledgeable volunteers, who can answer every question your little smarty pants throws at them (theater related or otherwise). Bravo!
photo: Allison Sutcliffe
Good to know: Expect to climb up and around all four floors of the Paramount building on this tour. That means strollers are a no-no, so plan to strap kids on or piggyback them if their little legs wear out during the tour.
Dates & Times: First Saturday of the month, 10 a.m.-11:30 a.m.
Cost: Free
Reach New Heights
Aspiring architects will jump at the chance to design and build their own creations at the Seattle Architecture Foundation’s monthly family build workshops. Each workshop introduces kidlets to architectural examples that provide a framework for that day’s project, followed by time to construct your own creation, using familiar materials like pre-cut cardboard shapes, construction paper and wood. As families work to bring their project to life, designers walk around giving feedback and asking questions like Tim Gunn, a la Project Runway style, engaging budding builders in some real-world “design thinking.” So have your thinking caps at the ready! The munchkins love creating, but there’s something in this for parents too. Getting to work together with your mini me to create something new is always a blast! February’s workshop topic looks to the future, as families design a city in the year 3000. In March, plan to bring some green spaces to the urban environs. A building we will go!
photo: Seattle Architecture Foundation
Good to know: Pack a sack lunch for your crew to enjoy during the break. Brain fuel is a must on this creative endeavor.
Seattle Architecture Foundation
Rainier Square
1333 5th Ave., 3rd Floor
Seattle, Wa 98101
206-667-9814
Online: seattlearchitecture.org
Ages: 6-10
Dates & Times: Feb. 21 & Mar. 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
Cost: $20/workshop; $15/workshop with an SAF Family membership
Hear Spellbinding Stories
What happens when storytellers from the Seattle Children’s Theater team up with art educators at the Frye Museum? Magic of course! Take your brainy sidekick to witness this perfect pairing on the first Friday of the month in the Frye Galleries. The storytelling talents of local actors will captivate little listeners, as they breathe life into fanciful stories, before handing the crew off. From there, mini learners can paint, sculpt and draw their way through the morning, getting messy and making connections between what they heard and what they’re creating. And who doesn’t love a little preschool learning disguised as fun? We do! When all’s said and done, don’t forget to head into the museum for some extended viewing, complete with wide-eyed “oohs” and “ahhs” from your sidekick. What an art-astic way to end your week!
photo: Lou Daprile
Good to know: Register for just the craft or both activities online beforehand, as seating and craft supplies are limited. But there’s no limit to storytelling time.
Frye Art Museum
704 Terry Ave.
Seattle, Wa 98104
206-622-9250
Online: fryemuseum.org
Ages: 3-5
Date & Time: First Fri. of the month; 10:30 a.m.-11 a.m. (storytelling), 11:15 a.m.-11:45 a.m. (art)
Cost: Free
Where do you like to hang out with your brainy kiddo? Share your favorite spot in a comment below.
Like any specialized group, parents have a lingo all their own. When parents talk about a “blow out” they don’t mean an epic party, or even a real big sale (wink, wink). And Seattle parents are no exception. We have our own language, specific to our favorite haunts and hangouts in the Emerald City. So whether you’re new to parenting, new to Seattle or new to both, this dictionary will help you parent like a pro in “R Town.”
photo: Mark Grantor
The Rock Everywhere else: Dwayne Johnson, former football player turned WWE wrestling star, turned action movie hero. In Seattle: Mercer Island, a beautiful scenic island located in the center of Lake Washington.
The Clink Everywhere else: Jail In Seattle: Century Link Field, where we take our littlest sports fans to cheer on the Super Bowl Champion Seahawks or Sounders FC.
photo: Calandra Childers
The Eastside Everywhere else: The place to which George and Wheezy moved on up. In Seattle: The land across the bridges, where families extend their Big City playground with hikes, farm visits, trendy classes, and lots of shopping. Also, home to two of Seattle’s most famous parents, Bill and Melinda Gates.
Easy Street Everywhere else: Living large and easy, usually because one is financially independent. In Seattle: An ultra-cool, indie record store where parents can pick up the latest Caspar Babypants’ release right next to Macklemore’s or Arcade Fire’s newest album.
photo: Allison Sutcliffe
Pill Hill Everywhere else: A hill made out of pills. In Seattle: First Hill, the current home of three major health care facilities and where many, many, many Seattle babies are born!
Snowpocalypse Everywhere else: A massive snowstorm barreling toward any city in the Midwest or on the East Coast, where accumulation is measured in feet, not inches. In Seattle: Any amount of snow that sticks (usually half an inch or less) and causes school and work to be canceled, leading to impromptu family snow days!
photo: Emily Williams
Web-footer Everywhere else: A duck or swan, usually any animal with webbed feet. In Seattle: A born and raised Seattleite. We’re guessing your mini me fits the bill (see what we did there?).
photo: Jana Ablin
Beth’s Everywhere else: Of or belonging to Beth. In Seattle: An iconic greasy spoon in Green Lake, where parents can take their early risers for a 12-egg omelet and lots of coloring and doodling all around.
The I.D. Everywhere else: A form of identification. In Seattle: The International District, where parents and their foodie minis can nosh on some of the best pho, sushi, dim sum and banh mi in town. Delish!
photo: Melinda Wong
The M’s Everywhere else: The letter smack dab in the middle of the alphabet. In Seattle: The Seattle Mariners. And while a game with the fam is always exciting, it’s even more so on family days when kids (and their grown ups) get to run the bases. Home run!
photo: Ben VanHouten, Seattle Mariners
What Seattleisms did we miss? Add yours in a comment below so other parents can be in the know.
