Ugly, but make it fashion. Ugly Christmas sweaters are here.

There’s nothing as iconic as the ugly Christmas sweater. Oh, sure, they started out being worn un-ironically (over turtlenecks and paired with a festive brooch, right? We know you’re picturing it now.), but they’ve become a seasonal staple that isn’t going anywhere. Have you been resisting this trend? It’s time to embrace it. Do you already have a collection of jolly jumpers? We’re ready to help you add to it. Either way, these sweaters are the icing on the Christmas cake (Yule log?). Parties, Christmas Day, casual Friday…you need one. Or two. Whatever.

Hilariously ugly to adorably snuggly, this is the ultimate sweater guide. Oh, and if you hate sweaters, or live somewhere that it just would be miserable to wear one, we thought of that, too. There’s tees, sweatshirts, button-downs, and even an apron in here. For adults, for kids, and for pets—we made sure to include anyone who needs some extra holiday style. And make sure to note shipping cut-off dates! It’s coming fast.


For the Adults

'A Christmas Story' Sweater

Fun.com

Is there anything more iconic than A Christmas Story? We'll wait in this fun sweater while you think.

'A Christmas Story' Sweater ($34.99)—Buy Here!

Mele Kalikimaka Sweater

Fun.com

Sand and Santa? We have no complaints. Even in the coldest climates, you can bring a little Hawaiian holiday into your days.

Mele Kalikimaka Sweater ($9.99+)—Buy Here!

Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater

Amazon.com

Tastefully tacky, this one is a lot of fun (and actually, it's a super flattering silhouette).

Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater ($44.95)—Buy Here!

Llama Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Fa-la-la-la-llama, And yes. He has reindeer antlers. Of course.

Llama Christmas Sweater ($28.37)—Buy Here!

Tasteless Tinsel Sweater

Amazon

Get ready to compete with the actual Christmas tree in this one!

Tasteless Tinsel Sweater ($59.95)—Buy Here!

Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater

Amazon.com

If you run a little hot, or your holidays aren't snowy, this tee has the same sentiment as a classic sweater but less...sweaty.

Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater ($19.95)—Buy Here!

Ugly Christmas Hoodie

Amazon

Who doesn't love a holiday hoodie? We sure do.

Ugly Christmas Hoodie ($38.99) Amazon—Buy Here!

Skiing Santa Sweater

Amazon

Santa ready for the slopes is as appropriate as it comes!

Skiing Santa Sweater ($30.41+)—Buy Here!

T-Rex Sweater

Amazon

Maybe you didn't know, but dinosaurs love the holidays.

T-Rex Sweater ($67.95), Amazon—Buy Here!

Ugly Christmas Shirt

Amazon

If sweaters and t-shirts aren't your cup of egg nog, may we suggest this dapper button-down?

Ugly Christmas Shirt ($28.95)—Buy Here!

Metallic Christmas Light Sweater

Amazon

This one falls on the cute side of things, and we'd suggest pairing it with faux leather leggings!

Metallica Christmas Light Sweater ($54.95)—Buy Here!

'Star Wars; Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

A (Christmas) lightsaber battle is ideal for any Star Wars fan.

Star Wars Christmas Sweatshirt ($41.95)—Buy Here!

Don't Stop Believin' Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

You heard what Journey said. Bet you didn't know that it doubled as a Christmas song.

Don't Stop Believin' Christmas Sweatshirt ($27.79+)—Buy Here!

Reindeer Sweater

Amazon

Another more classic than ugly sweater, we think it's pretty cute and 100% party-ready.

Reindeer Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

Any Seinfeld fan will absolutely appreciate this sweatshirt.

Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt ($34.99-$36.99)—Buy Here!

Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Look, if you're going to continue rockin' the gym through the season, you should absolutely brag about it.

Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress

Amazon

The scarf belt is what really pulls it together, we think.

Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Baseball Santa Sweater

Amazon

Who's ready for serious reindeer games?

Baseball Santa Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Unicorn Christmas Cardigan Sweater

Amazon

Uh, Christmas is magical and so are unicorns so this all adds up.

Unicorn Christmas Cardigan Sweater ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Festive Flamingo Christmas Sweater

Amazon

This is adorable, and not just because our shopping editor happens to have a thing for flamingos. 

Festive Flamingo Christmas Sweater ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Retro Santa Sweater

Amazon

This is...the worst thing we've ever seen. And also the greatest. It's a lot. So...pretty much the perfect ugly Christmas sweater.

Retro Santa Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Christmas Sweater Apron

Amazon

Flaunt your baking skills and festive fashion with this one.

Christmas Sweater Apron ($21.00)—Buy Here!

Pink Christmas Tree Sweater

Target

If you'd rather be a bit more subtle in your sweater selection, this is the one for you.

Pink Christmas Tree Sweater ($32.99)—Buy Here!


For the Kids

Pizza Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Not all kiddos like traditional holiday food, and we're totally fine with that!

Pizza Christmas Sweater ($44.95)—Buy Here!

Santa & Snowman Hoodie

Amazon

For kiddos who don't like how sweaters feel, this soft hoodie is just 'ugly' enough.

Santa & Snowman Hoodie ($13.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Hat Christmas Dress

Amazon

We aren't excluding dresses from the list, especially not when they resemble a Christmas tree that Cindy Lou Who would wear.

Santa Hat Christmas Dress, ($21.95)—Buy Here!

Construction Christmas Sweater

Amazon

The yellow and black construction cone "trees" got us.

Construction Christmas Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

The non-traditional colors really make this one pop.

Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt ($26.99)—Buy Here!

Sea Sleigher Sweater

Amazon

We would've called this one 'Santa Jaws' but it's fine. Still cute.

Sea Sleigher Sweater ($29.95)—Buy Here!

Christmas Present Sweater

Amazon

Our kids are our favorite gifts, to be fair.

Christmas Present Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

 


For the Pets

Oh Norman! Cozy AF Holiday Sweater

Oh Norman!

Oh Norman! is a dog care line founded by Kaley Cuoco, and has the cutest gifts for dog lovers (all available for under $50). There's even pet owner goodies, too, and a portion of all purchases are donated to animal rescue organization. That's a gift that keeps on giving.

Oh Norman! Cozy AF Holiday Sweater ($35.00)—Buy Here!

Antler Pet Christmas Sweater

Amazon

This one comes with a hood that has attache antlers. Need we say more?

Antler Pet Christmas Sweater ($18.99)—Buy Here!

Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater

Amazon

What if they wore a Christmas tree instead of destroying one?

Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater ($12.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Riding Pet Sweater

Amazon

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. And so good (just read all the reviews, actually).

Santa Riding Pet Sweater ($23.99)—Buy Here!

Pet Wreath Scrunchie Collar

Amazon

This is a great alternative for furry family members who don't do well with pet clothes.

Pet Wreath Scrunchie Collar ($19.99)—Buy Here!

Gingerbread Playhouse Pet Sweater

Target

Gingerbread pretty much scream the holidays. Uh...bark the holidays?

Gingerbread Playhouse Pet Sweater ($13.00)—Buy Here!

Christmas Trees Pet Hoodie

Target

For dogs who get warm easily, or if you live in a mild climate, this sporty pet hoodie is the perfect way to go.

Christmas Trees Pet Hoodie ($10.00)—Buy Here!

 

 

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Kristen Wiig’s 2020 sketch will live on forever

Don’t forget about mom this holiday season. Saturday Night Live host Kristen Wiig highlighted what Christmas morning really looks like for some moms, in a sketch that went almost instantly viral when it aired in 2020 because it was so on point. In the sketch, Wiig gets woken up early by her kids, played by Kyle Mooney and Chloe Fineman. 

Her kids and husband begin revealing all of their gifts, and mom, well… she doesn’t have much.

Mooney sings about receiving a Nerf gun, Hulk hands, a drum set, and a telescope. Fineman gets a hat, a phone, and a copy of Catcher in the Rye. Wiig’s husband, played by Beck Bennett, gets a signed baseball bat, a laptop, and a tie. And mom gets a… robe.

The song continues with the family listing off more and more presents, including the piano from Big. Wiig thanks her family (rather unconvincingly) for the robe, which she suddenly notices was also on sale. 

While making breakfast, Wiig emerges from the kitchen with a dishrag over her hand letting her family know she burned herself. “It hurt pretty bad, but I didn’t even scream/because I keep the pain inside of me,” she raps.

When it looks like there might just be some extra presents for her after all, the kids and dad announce, “It’s presents for the dog!” The dog opens all of his gifts, which include a bone, treats, and, why yes, even his own robe. 

Once they’ve finished tearing through the stacks, the family squeezes onto the couch for a holiday selfie, in which Wiig looks like a wreck because she’s been up all night making Christmas magical for her family

As the sketch ends, an exhausted Wiig is sitting alone on the couch holding a glass of red wine. “Your mom does everything for your family,” says a voice-over. “This year get her more than one present. Moms like stuff, too.”

Not sure how to fill your long sun-shiny days in the Windy City? This Chicago summer bucket list has plenty of summer activities to choose from

Smile. Play. Giggle a ton. Hit up a street fest. Repeat. Good—you’ve got the basics of a perfect summer in Chicago. But, it doesn’t end there. There’s no such thing as “the lazy days of summer” when there’s this much going on in the Windy City. It’s prime time to explore all Chicago and the surrounding area has to offer, from visiting large-scale outdoor art exhibits to cheering on dragon boats. Not sure what to prioritize as the top summer activities to tackle with your kids? We’ve created the ultimate Chicago summer bucket list of activities for you to read through. Whether you challenge yourself to tackle every last activity or you plan to pick just a few favorites to add to your calendar, you’re sure to enjoy everything this warm-weather Chicago summer activities lineup has on tap.

CHICAGO SUMMER CAN’T-MISS EVENTS

Navy Pier's Pride Fest
Honor Pride Month at Navy Pier's Pride Fest, Jun. 24. Celebrate equality, love and the LGBTQ+ community with a daylong celebration that includes live musical performances. 

Dragon Boat Race for Literacy
Experience a traditional Chinese Dragon Boat Race, Jun. 24, as 30 boats head down the Chicago River from Ping Tom Memorial Park. Take in the colorful sites, sounds, and smells as you learn more about the Chinese and Asian cultures.

Day Out with Thomas
Thomas is pulling up to the Illinois Railway Museum—and he's big enough for kids to hop on for a ride. Along with a 20-minute train ride at Day Out with Thomas, Jul. 16, 16 22 & 23,  there are themed games and activities, storytelling and the opportunity to meet Sir Topham Hatt.

Ducky Derby
Watch as more than 50,000 yellow rubber duckies splash their way into the Chicago River during the Ducky Derby, Aug. 10. Put a duck in the game by adopting your own for only $5 and raise money for Special Olympics Illinois.

Chicago Air & Water Show
Daredevil pilots perform aerial stunts over the lake and downtown Chicago at the Chicago Air & Water Show, Aug. 19 & 20.

CHICAGO SUMMER EXHIBITS

Of the Earth at Morton Arboretum
The new exhibition features five large-scale sculptures—created from reclaimed tree branches and other natural materials gathered from various locations throughout the Arboretum's 1,700 acres—by Polish American artist Olga Ziemska. Of the Earth explores the philosophy that "we are nature." 

North Shore Sculpture Park
Walk. Bike. Run. Skip. Gallop. However you make your way down North Shore Sculpture Park's two-mile trail, you're sure to enjoy the sights. The paved path is lined with sculptures from artists across the world.

Ice Age Giants at Brookfield Zoo
Beginning June 23, visitors to Brookfield Zoo will get to discover some of nature's most colorful creatures—butterflies! Observe as they fly around the pond and land on some flowers—or possibly even on you! The Butterflies! exhibit also features a "pupa room" where you can watch the transformation from pupa to caterpillar to butterfly!

Art of Brick at MSI
Museum of Science & Industry's Mold-A-Rama exhibit helps tell the story of the beloved retro machines that make plastic figurines right before your eyes.

Boats at Chicago Children's Museum
Water is the perfect plaything, and in the new Water City experience, children of all ages and abilities can determine their own experiments, narratives, and sensory explorations of the physical properties of water. The exhibit connects water play and STEM experiences for the next generation of young explorers and their families.

CHICAGO SUMMER IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCES & SHOWS

Bristol Rennaisance Faire
Grab a sword and shout, “huzzah!” The Bristol Renaissance Faire is a full-on homage to Elizabethan England complete with costumed characters, period music, jousting tournaments, acrobatic and comedy acts, rides, games and food.

Mozart Immersive: The Soul of a Genius
State-of-the-art video mapping and ground-breaking animation help to craft the 18th-century destinations of Mozart's world like never before. Unlike visually focused experiences, the Mozart Immersive: The Soul of a Genius is audio-centric and features recompositions of 17 selected works from the musician's repoertoire.

Pixar Putt
Pixar Putt, the fan-favorite pop-up, returns to Navy Pier this summer. The mini-golf experience, made up of 18 fun and interactive holes inspired by the stories, characters, and icons from some of Pixar's most beloved films—like Toy Story, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Inside Out, Wall-E, and Coco—will take your kiddos to infinity and beyond!

Related: A Pixar Pop-Up & Other Mini Golf Courses Big on Fun

CHICAGO SUMMER OLD-FASHIONED FUN

Weekly Fireworks at Navy Pier
Keep the kids up a tad later on Wednesdays (9 p.m.) and Saturdays (10 p.m.) to experience the fireworks display synchronized to music at Navy Pier.

Sharpen Your Tiny Pencils for Miniature Golf
Mini-golf. Putt-putt. Goofy golf. Adventure golf. Shorties. No matter what you call it, you have a blast playing it. Most of Chicago’s miniature golf courses are pure, kitschy fun and are only open for a limited time each year.

Make Friends with Fireflies at an Outdoor Movie
The best way to watch a flick in Chicago in the summer is at an outdoor movie theater. There are parks, nature centers, drive-ins and even rooftops reeling family favorites all summer long. (BYO chairs, blankets and maybe even your own popcorn.)

Family Time at Morton Arboretum's Arbor Evenings
Unwind with family and friends on Wednesday evenings at Morton Arboretum's Arbor Evenings. Listen to live music, play lawn games and enjoy food and drinks surrounded by the Arboretum's beautiful trees.

Twilight Tunes at Brookfield Zoo
Every Friday and Saturday in July, the zoo welcomes guests of all ages to Twilight Tunes, an evening filled with music, food and drinks, animal encounters and a laser light show.

Attend a Street Fest
Chicagoans live for street fest season. Have a blast with art, cars, animals and music. . . and that’s just the start!

CHICAGO SUMMER WATER PLAY

Beat the Heat at a Local Splash Pad
Lazy days at the pool are a summer must. Even better? Raging days at splash pads. From neighborhood gems to all-out amusement park-style destinations, you and your tot will be happy to cool off without taking a dunk or forking over much moola.

Have Gallons of Fun at Raging Waves
Treat the family to a fun day at Illinois' largest waterpark, Raging Waves. You'll find 32 water slides, a huge wave pool, three kiddie pool areas, a relaxing lazy river, 43 private cabanas and more.

Take a Family Boat Tour
Break from watering holes and splash pads and add adventure to your water play this summer with help from Chicago boat tour companies. You’ll learn a bit of city and architectural history and take in a whole lotta gorgeous views cruising Lake Michigan and Chicago River.

CHICAGO SUMMER FOODS TO TRY

Try a Fun New Restaurant
Infuse fun into your dining this summer with themed restaurants in Chicago that let kids' imaginations run wild.

Hit Up a Hot Dog Stand
Love ’em or leave ’em, hot dogs are big in Chicago. And, if your kids haven’t begged for one yet, they will soon—and they get a pass on the sacrilege of using ketchup. Grab one at a legendary Chicago hot dog spot and turn eating into an adventure. 

CHICAGO SUMMER STAYCATIONS

Staycation in One of the Best Cities in the World
Summer is not the time to be heading out of town, as it's the best time to be a Chicagoan. But sometimes a break from your own four walls is needed and we found hotels in Chicago that are great for families.

Have a Sleepover with Mother Nature
Take your family on a glamping trip where making memories is the only agenda. Lock arms with Mother Nature while you camp in style with special touches like cozy beds, stocked kitchens, and even air conditioning. Gather ideas that'll impress the kids with these backyard camping ideas to try.

Related: Low-Key Thrill Seek as a Family at The Forge: Lemont Quarries

CHICAGO SUMMER SPORTY ACTIVITIES

Go Adventuring at The Forge
The Forge: Lemont Quarries' 300-acre adventure park includes the largest aerial adventure course in North America and gives you access to four over-water ziplines, 5 miles of hiking trails, mountain biking, paddlesports, and a dedicated kids’ zone. All summer long they have family programming like movie nights, camps and biking classes.

Watch a Chicago Dogs Home Game
As of last season, there's a new baseball team in town and they're paying homage to Chicago's favorite street food, HOT DOGS! Catch a Chicago Dogs game with the family at the beautiful Impact Field in Rosemont.

Find a Bike Trail
Live every nice-weather day to the fullest, shall we? On the top of the list, dust off those bikes, grease the chains, strap on a brain bucket and get those legs pumping on a bike path. From the shores of Lake Michigan to the furthest reaches of the suburbs, here are our favorite spots to cycle as a family in Chicago.

Sign Up for a Walk/Run
On your mark. Get set. Go! Race season is in full swing and sprinting to the finish line isn't just for grown-ups. You’ll find a host of fun runs and charity walks in Chicago for families looking to exercise together.

Play in the Cubs Front Yard
Gallagher Way at Wrigley Field has a full line-up of summer programming. From exercise classes and markets to family movies and music.

Related: 100 Things to Do with Kids in Chicago

CHICAGO SUMMER NATURE IDEAS

Butterflies & Blooms at Chicago Botanic Garden
Immerse yourself in a habitat filled with hundreds of winged beauties and pretty petals at Butterflies and Blooms

Set Out on a Hike
Step out of the urban jungle for fresh air, unforgettable scenery and a chance to spy on animals in their natural habitat on one of our favorite hiking trails

Go Berry & Veggie Picking
Make summer a little sweeter by picking your way through Chicago’s best spots for homegrown berries and other fruits and veggies.

CHICAGO SUMMER TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Be Mesmerized by Blue Man Group
Easily one of the most recognizable performance groups, the Blue Man Group performs high-energy percussive shows mixed with a little of their own brand of comedy. They’ll have you tapping your toes and laughing along as they go on a journey into sound.

Send Your Heart Racing at 360 CHICAGO
Shoot 94-floors high and then lean (and squeal ... and maybe cry a little) 30-degrees over the city with 360 CHICAGO and TILT.

"Just Don't Look Down" at Skydeck Chicago
If you're brave enough, walk the 4.3 feet into a glass box—The Ledge—at Skydeck Chicago, Willis Tower's heart-pumping attraction. Before you head up, check out their new museum that's packed with Instagramable photo opps and fun facts about this city we love.

Find a New Favorite Museum
When you're craving something new and culture's on the menu, check out a super-secret museum that's just a mini road trip away.

Dad, pop, daddy, poppa, dadda, father, old man—no matter what you call him when ya need him, he’s extra special and oh so important. From baseball games celebrating Chicago’s love of hot dogs to art-filled exhibits, these Father’s Day activities in Chicago will make him feel celebrated. Here’s our list of what’s tops for pops (or someone extra special who walks in those shoes) in Chicago this Father’s Day.

For Food-Loving Dads

Blue Man Group & 2D Restaurant
Take dad to experience 2D Restaurant, an immersive and interactive 2D comic-book-like restaurant, and snag a Blue Man Group-themed donut. The donut features fresh blueberry puree sprinkled with colored cocoa powder and topped with a marshmallow. Purchase throughout the month of June to receive a code for 20% off an upcoming Blue Man Group performance, which would make a fun Father's Day gift.

Ribfest
There’s a reason why this annual, finger-licking extravaganza of BBQ is so popular: Grillers come from all over the country to dish their ‘cue and compete for the festival title and the music lineup is always impressive. This Father's Day, Brett Eldredge is headlining. The Family Area at Ribfest is a fest unto itself with a petting zoo, magic shows, inflatables and more.

Themed Restaurants
Dining out doesn’t have to be a snooze fest. There are lots of places to let imaginations run wild that range from a venue fit for a spy to a delightful meal in a rainforest. Sure, we know these themed restaurants in Chicago can sometimes be sensory overload, mostly for parents, but embrace the silliness. Who says you have to be serious all the time, anyway?

For Sports-Loving Dads

The Chicago Dogs
Chicago's newest baseball team pays homage to Chicago's favorite street food, HOT DOGS! Make it a low-key Father's Day spent at Impact Field in Rosemont watching The Chicago Dogs bring home a "W".

Miniature Golf
Maybe you have a dad that likes to spend weekends on the greens? Indulge his love of golf by hitting up one of Chicago's mini-golf courses. There's even a limited-time-only Pixar-themed course at Navy Pier.

For Art-Loving Dads

Mexican Art Exhibit at Cantigny
Cantigny Park in Wheaton is hosting Alebrijes: Creatures of a Dream World, Jun.-Oct., featuring dozens of mythical animals inspired by Mexican folklore.

Immersive Monet & The Impressionists
State-of-the-art video mapping and ground-breaking animation bring the art of Impressionists to life like never before in Immersive Monet & The Impressionists. Viewers will be bathed in the brushstrokes and colors of Claude Monet, Auguste Renoir, Edgar Degas, Mary Cassatt and many more.

Human + Nature
Five massive outdoor sculptures created exclusively for Morton Arboretum rise above the natural landscapes in the Human + Nature exhibition. The 15- to 26-foot-tall sculptures installed across the 1,700-acre site use thought-provoking human forms paired with elements of nature to bring attention to the deep connections between humans and nature. Three new sculptures will be unveiled Jun. 17.

For Boat-Loving Dads

Sail GP at Navy Pier
Experience the high-adrenaline racing of Sail GP, sailing's pinnacle league, when 10 national teams race cutting-edge sailboats capable of speeds in excess of 60mph. They'll turn Chicago's lakefront into a racecourse at the United States Sail Grand Prix, Jun. 18 & 19.

Chicago Fire Boat Tour
The Fred A. Busse was the largest diesel-powered fireboat in the world and served the Chicago Fire Department until 1981. The Chicago Fire Boat was built specifically to fit under Chicago’s bridges, minimizing response times for emergencies and helping ease congestion in a booming city. Her new owners renovated the retired fireboat and she is now cruising the Chicago waterways once again!

For more boat tour ideas, read our story: Explore Chicago’s Waterways on a Family Boat Cruise.

For Movie-Loving Dads

Chicago Philharmonic's Black Panther
Experience Marvel Studios' Black Panther in Concert with Chicago Philarmonic at Chicago Theatre. The night will feature a screening of the complete film with the musical score performed live.

Movies Under the Stars
While an air-conditioned theater might be just what a sweltering summer ordered, the best way to watch a movie in Chicago is outdoors. There are parks, nature centersdrive-ins, hotels and historic attractions reeling family favs. And their lawns or rooftops are yours for the taking. Watch a flick while fireflies dance with our guide to summer outdoor movies.

For Music-Loving Dads

Prince: Immersive Experience
Chicago is glowing purple, Jun. 9-Oct. 9, with Prince: Immersive Experience. Fans can immerse themselves in the music and life of Prince in 10 multi-dimensional spaces. The Experience will also feature historic wardrobe pieces, photography, instruments and much more courtesy of The Prince Estate. 

Pride Fest
Home to an eclectic mix of arts and crafts, food and other vendors, Pride Fest is hands down the Midwest’s largest celebration of gay pride. Four stages play host to some of the most fun pop and dance entertainment acts of summer, one of which highlights Chicago’s best performers in the LGBTQ community.

For Play-Loving Dads

Raging Waves
Splish, Splash! Turn Father's Day into a play day at Raging Waves. Experience Aussie Mat Dash, a six-lane racing waterslide. Six riders race side-by-side on mats in tunnels to an exhilarating finish at the bottom. You'll also find several family friendly attractions, including 32 water slides, a huge wave pool, three kiddie pool areas and a relaxing lazy river.

Nickel City
Play old-school games like Skee-Ball and Bozo Buckets at Northbrook’s Nickel City where, you guessed it, games are a nickel.

Fairmont Chicago Lake House
Fairmont Chicago is capturing the magic of lake living with its summer pop-up experience, The Lake House. The lobby has been transformed to emulate the spirit of a Chicago summer spent on the lake with a built-in boat house surrounding the lobby bar accompanied by lake-house-inspired food, drinks and games like cornhole and fun photo opportunities throughout.

Scottish Festival & Highland Games
Travel back in time to a life on the Scottish Isles at the annual Scottish Festival & Highland Games, Jun. 17 & 18. Your wee ones are sure to enjoy the men dressed in kilts, caber tossing, bagpipers strolling, adorable dogs dressed in Tartan, beautiful Heather queens, Haggis eating, and the shortbread contest at the Midwest’s largest Celtic Family Festival.

For Exercise-Loving Dads

Bike Trails
Dust off those bikes, grease the chains, strap on a brain bucket and get those legs pumping on a Chicago bike path. From the shores of Lake Michigan to the furthest reaches of the suburbs, here are our favorite spots to cycle as a family in Chicago.

Climbing Walls
Keep the kids from climbing the walls this Father's Day and take the family for a rock climbing or bouldering experience at one of our favorite climbing facilities for Chicago families.

For Chicago-Loving Dads

Sky Deck
Sometimes it's fun to play tourist in your own city, especially when the payoff is great views of our gorgeous skyline and lake. Pay a visit to Willis Tower and, if you're brave enough, walk the 4.3 feet into a glass box—The Ledge. Before you head up, check out their new museum packed with Instagramable photo opps and fun facts.

360 CHICAGO
For more great views and heart-pounding adventure, head to Michigan Ave. to 360 CHICAGO and TILT. You'll shoot 94-floors high and lean (and squeal) 30-degrees over Chicago.

For Craft Beer-Loving Dads

Ravenswood on Tap
Ravenswood’s "Malt Row" is home to one of the country’s most prolific craft brewing communities and they're celebrating that scene at the third annual Ravenswood on Tap craft beer festival, Jun. 18 & 19. This two-day outdoor event features beer and spirits from local breweries, grub from some of Chicago’s favorite restaurants and food trucks, a killer lineup of live music, and handmade goods from local retailers and artists.

— Maria Chambers

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Boredom is hard to achieve in a place like Chicago, where top-quality exhibits and activities for kids lurk around every corner. Some are permanent, some are temporary, but they all are perfect go-tos when creativity is waning for family date ideas. From massive dinosaurs at Brookfield Zoo to Frida and Prince, we’re letting you in on some of our favorite long-running or temporary exhibits for families in Chicago.

Museums

Museum of Science & Industry's the Art of Brick

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MSI

MSI's The Art of Brick on display Feb. 10- Sep. 5, features intriguing works of art made exclusively from LEGO bricks. The collection of creative and inspiring pieces was created by renowned contemporary artist Nathan Sawaya. 

Underground Adventures at Field Museum

When you’re paying a visit to everyone’s favorite T.Rex, Sue, pop into Underground Adventure for a bug’s-eye view of the world. You’ll magically shrink to 1/100th your actual size, smaller than a penny, to explore an immersive environment of worm tunnels and soil chambers. Kids will learn soil is home to an incredible diversity of living things and that not a single plant or animal could survive without it.

wndr Museum

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WNDR Museum, the ever-evolving, immersive art and technology experience, features one-of-a-kind installations from artists, collectives and studios locally and globally that prioritize joy, curiosity and creativity.

Science & You at Kohl Children's Museum

Through Sep. 5, kids get to play in a child-sized laboratory to explore how scientists impact health and wellness in the Science & You exhibit. They can explore machines, processes and technology that demonstrate the role science plays to keep the body healthy. The immersive, open-ended exhibit provides kids the opportunity to play, explore, discover and experiment.

Remembering Dr. King at Chicago History Museum

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On display until Jul. 4, 2022, Remembering Dr. King is a collection of 25 photographs depicting key moments in Dr. King's work during the Civil Rights Movement. The exhibit places a special emphasis on his time in Chicago shedding light on the existence of discrimination and segregation. the abysmal state of housing and the realities of poverty in the north. More info

Zoos

Brookfield Zoo's Ice Age Giants

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Ice Age Giants unleashes more than 30 life-sized animatronic re-creations of dinosaurs that roamed North America and Eurasia during the Ice Age. Through Oct. 30, kids can see a 15-foot-tall woolly mammoth, an oafish 20-foot-long ground sloth, a 12-foot-tall giant bird, a fearsome 5-foot-long saber-toothed cat and more. Adding to the lifelike effects, parts of the animals such as the head, eyes, mouth, and tail move, making the experience even more realistic.

Arboretums

Morton Arboretum's Human + Nature

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Five massive outdoor sculptures created exclusively for Morton Arboretum by artist Daniel Popper rise above the natural landscapes in Human + Nature. The 15- to 26-foot-tall sculptures are installed across the 1,700-acre site and lead guests to areas they may not otherwise explore. Using thought-provoking human forms paired with elements of nature, each piece will bring attention to the deep connection between humans and nature.

Immersive Experiences

Frida: Immersive Dream

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Michael Brosilow

Frida: Immersive Dream focuses on the art and life of Frida Kahlo (1907-1954), the beloved 20th-century Mexican artist best known for compelling self-portraits and radiant pieces inspired by life in her native country. The artist's best-known works will be brought to life and set to music through May 28. 

Prince: The Immersive Experience

Chicago will glow purple when Prince: The Immersive Experience makes its worldwide debut, Jun. 9-Oct. 9. Fans can immerse themselves in the music and life of Prince in 10 multi-dimensional spaces. 

Stage Shows

Lookingglass Alice

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Liz Lauren

Lookingglass Alice takes kids on a circus-infused trip down the rabbit hole, through Jul. 31. This signature Lookingglass production has toured the country enchanting audiences, painted each time with a fresh coat of magic. The awe-inspiring production has come back home to Lookingglass Theatre for a new generation to discover.  

Chicago Kids Company's Rapunzel

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Chicago Kids Company

After stealing a precious plant, the King and Queen are forced to let their wacky gardener raise their daughter, Rapunzel. She is locked away in a tower where she grows into a young woman with a beautiful singing voice and flowing hair. After 18 long years, Rapunzel meets a handsome prince who just might help her escape. Presenting at Beverly Arts Center through May 6 and at Stahl Family Theater, May 11-Aug. 5. 

Winnie the Pooh at Mercury Theatre

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Mercury Theatre

Winnie the Pooh: The New Musical Stage Adaptation introduces kids to Pooh, Christopher Robin, and their best friends Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Rabbit and Owl (and, Tigger too!). This fresh stage adaptation is told with impressive life-size puppetry, telling exciting new stories of iconic characters loved for generations. Presenting through Jun. 12.

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Playing with your food can be plenty of fun and it can entice reluctant eaters to try new things. Cooking games are a creative way to involve your budding chefs in meal prep, encourage their developing palates and even teach them some essential life skills. Bring your appetites and try out our picks for the best cooking games that make food fun.

Eat the Alphabet Challenge

Shahrzad Warkentin

Trying new foods can be a lot less intimidating when you tie it to something relatable, like the alphabet! This is an easy game that can stretch across an entire month. For example, start every day with a new letter of the alphabet, and challenge your kids to try a food that starts with that letter. It can be as easy as “D” for donut or up the ante with something a little more daring, like “D” for Dragonfruit. You can also add a scoring system to earn points for the most unique foods they can think up.

Superhero Kitchen

Shelby Taylor Brookings

Want to get your kids to eat spinach and earn cool mom points? Of course, you do! Bulk up like the Hulk and gain superhero strength after making a batch of "Hulk Bread" or spinach muffins, like this recipe from Super Healthy Kids. Have your superpowered chefs help you with baking this tasty treat, and then you can all pretend to have hulk strength when you eat it.

Measure and Guess Game

Shahrzad Warkentin

Cooking with kids can be fun and educational. Shake things up a bit by turning the measuring of ingredients into a guessing game. If you’re making blueberry muffins, for example, fill the measuring cup and then have your tiny chefs guess how many blueberries are in the cup. Whoever guesses the closest gets to eat the first muffin! You can play this game with all sorts of different recipes and ingredients.

Bread in a Bag Game

Your Homebased Mom

Can you make bread in a bag? A great way to teach measuring and how to use fine motor muscles (kneading the bread!) is to have a cooking game challenge for kids. Our friends at Your Homebased Mom cleverly show the best way to do this. Shake, knead, bake and eat.

Cooking by Numbers & Letters

What Do We Do All Day

Cooking and counting go hand in hand and pretzels are easy to make. We love What We Do All Day's brilliant pretzel game using bread dough, salt, butter, a brush and a ruler. Besides practicing letters and numbers, little kitchen helpers can count out the dough pieces and measure the length of each rolled pretzel. We're sure these hot buttery treats will go fast!

Invent a Recipe

Tinkerlab

Creative cooking! Meal prep takes on limitless possibilities in this free cooking game brainstormed by our friends over at Tinkerlab. Let your little chefs invent their own recipes. Discover, create, validate (with you), then make their dish. Experimenting encourages independent thinking and problem-solving skills in the kitchen. Even more, eating what they make will be easy as pie.

Read & Make Cooking Game for Kids

Growing Book by Book

Hot chocolate banana muffins take on a whole new meaning with the read and make game cooked up by Growing Book by Book. First, you read the book If You Give a Moose a Muffin together, then cook up a fresh batch with the littles.

Rainbow Cooking Game for Kids

Mamma.Pappa.Bubba

Sometimes the simplest cooking games are the most fun. Who can resist a colorful rainbow fruit parfait courtesy of our friends Mama.Pappa.Bubba. Let your kids pick out fresh fruit at your local farmer's market. Then it's time to peel and chop. Add a whipped cream cloud on top–yum!

The Pizza Symmetry Game

Fantastic, Fun and Learning

It takes two! Making pizza becomes a free cooking game when you add in this genius idea from Fantastic Fun and Learning. You'll need pizza dough, sauce, cheese and toppings. Just put a string down the middle of the pizza and mirror your partner's topping placement. We're sure they'll chow down on their symmetrical creation.

Taste Test Game

Create.Play.Travel

Keep 'em guessing (and fully engaged) with this flavorful cooking game dreamed up by Create.Play.Travel. You'll need a muffin tin, food, paper and pen. Let your little one try the item (you can blindfold her too!) then say whether it's sweet, sour, spicy, salty or tangy. When cooking a meal have your kids decide the taste of the main ingredients.

Follow My Instructions Game

Le Coin de Mel

Easy as one, two, three. Le Coin de Mel fosters independent cooking and following directions in this toddler cooking game. Mamma Mel whips up a simple recipe to describe step-by-step to her little chef to make vegan gluten-free chocolate muffins. Expect a mess and for the muffins to go quickly! 

Chopped Game for Kids

Life as Mom

It's time for a cooking challenge! A fun and creative game to get kids cooking up a storm crafted by Life as Mom. You can play with two or more. Set out the ingredients to use in separate baskets. Then everyone shares pantry items to add flavor and taste. Put it all together, present it to the judge, and choose the best creation.

Banana Sushi Game

My Fussy Eater

Chop, chop! Budding chefs can practice their fine motor skills by making this snack created by My Fussy Eater. Littles can peel the bananas, chop them up (with a kid knife), then roll them around in toppings like coconut, melted chocolate and rice Krispies. Have them rate each topping and pick a winner. The best part is eating with chopsticks.

—Taylor Clifton, Nikki Walsh & Shahrzad Warkentin

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Sticking around Chicago this spring? Good plan. Make the most of it by signing the kids up for a Spring Break Camp or really digging into what the city has to offer together as a family. Discover new exhibits, go for hikes, race slot cars. . . the list goes on. Here are ideas for being a tourist in your own city and filling the days in amazing ways.

Museum of Science & Industry's The Art of Brick

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Museum of Science & Industry

MSI's The Art of Brick features intriguing works of art made exclusively from LEGO bricks. The collection of creative and inspiring pieces was created by renowned contemporary artist Nathan Sawaya. 

Ice Age Giants at Brookfield Zoo

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Brookfield Zoo has unleashed more than 30 life-sized animatronic re-creations of giants that roamed free during the Ice Age. Ice Age Giants introduces kids to a 15-foot-tall woolly mammoth, an oafish 20-foot-long giant ground sloth, a 12-foot-tall giant bird, a fearsome 5-foot-long saber-toothed cat and more. Adding to the lifelike effects, parts of the animals move, making the experience even more realistic.

Morton Arboretum's Human + Nature

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Morton Arboretum

Five massive outdoor sculptures created exclusively for Morton Arboretum by artist Daniel Popper rise above the natural landscapes in the Human + Nature exhibition. The 15- to 26-foot-tall sculptures are installed across the 1,700-acre site and lead guests to areas they may not otherwise explore. Using thought-provoking human forms paired with elements of nature, each piece will bring attention to the deep connections between humans and nature.

Race Slot Cars

Resurrect 1960s thrills at an old-school wonderland, Dads Slot Cars in Des Plaines. Armed with hand controls (and a rush of high-speed adrenaline) you power miniature cars on a slotted track. Once you’re done owning the track, top off the afternoon with a cone from the onsite ice cream parlor.

Pretend it's Summer at an Indoor Waterpark

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Great Wolf Lodge

Lazy rivers. Wave pools. Slides that go so fast you’ll forget to breathe. No matter your water park speed, or the age of your kids, you’ll find an indoor water park near you that will make you forget you're still in Chicago's chill. 

Instill a Love of Exercise

On Your Mark

It’s been pretty cool to see how many small businesses have popped up that focus on the physical fitness and mental health of our youngest Chicagoans. From indoor rock climbing to swim lessons and acrobatics to soccer, read our story to find an exercise facility that caters to kids near you. And, after they nail the workout, treat them to a refuel from one of our favorite juice or smoothie bars.

Take a Hike

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Morton Arboretum via Maria Chambers

Spring is fantastic. . . but add fresh air, unforgettable blooming scenery and a chance to spy on animals in their natural habitat and you're guaranteed a memorable family day. Lace up your hiking boots, strap an infant to your back and hit one of Chicago's many low-key hiking trails

Be Old-School Cool and Go Roller Skating

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Impress the family with your 8-wheeled dance moves at one of these retro-fun spots that have stood the test of time. 

Immersive Art Experience at WNDR Museum

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WNDR Museum

WNDR Museum, the ever-evolving, immersive art and technology experience features one-of-a-kind installations from artists, collectives and studios globally and locally. 

Frida: Immersive Dream

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Michael Brosilow

Lighthouse Immersive and Maestro Immersive Art are presenting their newest installation, Frida: Immersive Dream. The exhibit focuses on the art and life of Frida Kahlo (1907-1954), the beloved 20th-century Mexican artist famous for compelling self-portraits and radiant pieces inspired by life in her native country. The artist's best-known works will be brought to life and set to music, Feb. 24-May 28. 

Visit the Animals at Lincoln Park Zoo

No matter the time of year, a visit to the always-free-admission Lincoln Park Zoo is a no-brainer. On Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays through October, kids can plant, weed, compost and harvest with Lincoln Park Zoo volunteers and staff from Green City Market. The green-thumb fun at Edible Gardens includes planting tomatoes, pulling weeds, thinning carrots, harvesting green beans and digging purple potatoes. 

Lookingglass Alice

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Lookingglass Alice will take ages 5 & up on a circus-infused trip down the rabbit hole and deep into your heart. This signature Lookingglass production has toured the country, enchanting audiences, painted each time with a fresh coat of magic. The awe-inspiring production has come back home to Lookingglass Theatre for a new generation to discover.  

Take a Music Class

The key to being a rock star is displaying a killer combo of enthusiasm and self-confidence. In other words, be a toddler. Channel all that energy into these music classes for kids in Chicago that focus on learning and fun.

Make Your Kid's Dream of Flying a Reality

iFly

If your kid has a need for speed, take them indoor skydiving in a vertical wind tunnel at iFLY and capture their super silly faces in wind suits and helmets. It’s an adventure that’s thrilling for the whole family.

Chicago Kids Company's Rapunzel

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Chicago Kids Company

After stealing a precious plant, the King and Queen are forced to let their wacky gardener Nexus raise their daughter, Rapunzel. She is locked away at the top of a tower where she grows into a young woman with a beautiful singing voice and long flowing hair. After eighteen long years, Rapunzel meets a handsome prince who just might help her escape.

Practice Your Swing at Topgolf

Sun, rain, snow . . . whatever the weather brings, you can still practice your swing at Topgolf. They offer the perfect intro to golf for kids that are newbies to the game.

Tilt Over the City for an Unforgettable View

360 Chicago

Cruise 94-floors high in the building formally known as John Hancock and lean (squeal and maybe cry a little) 30-degrees over the city with 360 CHICAGO and TILT

Walk in Beauty at Chicago Botanic Garden

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Chicago Botanic Garden

Smell flowers, walk the greenhouses, breathe fresh air, and run around outside at the Chicago Botanic Garden

Visit a Park with Lake and City Views

Maggie Daley Park

Maggie Daley Park is arguably the best park in Chicago. Kids can climb, swing and crawl on a massive playground, go rock climbing or roller skate in the ribbon. All while enjoying panoramic views of the city in the background.

Visit Winnie the Pooh at Mercury Theatre

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Mercury Theatre

Winnie the Pooh: The New Musical Stage Adaptation introduces kids to Pooh, Christopher Robin, and their best friends Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Rabbit and Owl (and, Tigger too!). This fresh stage adaptation is told with impressive life-size puppetry, telling exciting new stories of iconic characters loved for generations. 

Good luck planning your spring in Chicago. If you’re looking to book a hotel, we have some ideas for you in our story Chicago Hotels with Amazing Kid Amenities for Staycationing.

— Maria Chambers & Wendy Altschuler

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Your little skippers will be ready for a high-seas adventure after learning a few fun words and phrases and their nautical origins. And if you like these, check out our pirate dictionary. You never know, one of these terms just might bale you out of the doldrums in just a couple of shakes. Read on!

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Adrift: Evolved from the word ‘drift’ or float, it became a way of describing a ship moved by wind and tides. It is now used to describe anything that is lost, as in, “Her matching sock were adrift among the piles of laundry.”

Bale/bale out: To remove water from a vessel, this phrase now means to help someone out of a sticky situation. (Note: alternate, Old nautical English spelling of bail).

Becalm: To cut off the wind from the sails of a ship. Can be used interchangeably with sooth, as in, “The mother was able to becalm her child temporarily with the promise of a cookie.”

Booby: A fearless little sea bird that is known for being easy to catch. The term booby or boob is sometimes used to describe someone who may not be that bright.

Bumboat: A privately owned boat that sells goods or merchandise. Fun to say.

Caboose: Sure, you know it as the little red car at the end of a train but a ship has a caboose too! It’s the kitchen or galley on a small ship.

Cats paws: A term to describe small waves produced by light, variable winds on otherwise calm waters.

Chew (chewing) the fat: Salt pork or fatty, jerky-like meat was common food on sailing vessels as it lasted a long time without rotting. Sailors would complain about the food while gnawing away at the fat, thus the term became synonymous with gabbing, casual conversation or gossip.

Cranky: A crank was an unstable ship or vessel, now a term to describe a toddler who hasn’t napped.

Cringle: Not to be confused with Kris Kringle or the delicious pastry, kringle, this nautical term describes a rope loop at the corner of a sail for fixing the sail to the spar (see definition of spar below).

Dinghy: A dinghy can be a small boat carried or towed by a larger ship, often inflatable and used as a life raft; a type of racing yacht; or a rowboat.

Dog watch: A short watch period (for sailors on deck) from 4–6 p.m. or 6–8 p.m. it can also refer to any night shift, most often the last shift. As in, “Tonight Dad was on dogwatch for the little one’s feeding so mom could get some much-needed sleep.”

Doldrums: An area in the equatorial region of the Atlantic Ocean with calms, sudden storms and unpredictable but light winds. Because of the variable weather ships would get stuck in the doldrums. Now we use it as a term to describe being stuck or stagnant. As in, “Our nightly dinner routine is in the doldrums.”

Dolphin: A man-made structure in the sea or river used as a marker.

Earings: Nope, not (earrings) the kind with bling. These are the small lines that secure the upper corners of the largest sail to the yardarms. (See below for yardarms definition).

Fore and aft: From stem to stern or lengthwise of a ship. “Please vacuum your room fore and aft and not just the entryway.”

Ghost: To sail slowly.

Gob-stoppers: Grapeshot put in the mouth of a young, gabby sailor. Now used to describe the hard, chipped-tooth-inducing candy.

Grapeshot: Small cannonballs; basically smallish balls of lead fired from a canon used to damage rigging or aimed directly at sailors on an enemy ship (cannon balls would be used to cause more structural damage and sink the ship).

Hog: A rough flat scrubbing brush for cleaning the ship’s bottom underwater. No comment.

Horse: To move or adjust a sail by hand, using brute force rather than running rigging.

Hulk: An old ship that has become obsolete. (not all that incredible).

Jack, also jack tar:  A sailor. Also sometimes a flag on a ship.

Jury rig: The act of rigging temporary mast or sails, also the actual mast or sail that has been temporarily rigged. This is now used interchangeably with makeshift.

Mind your P’s & Q’s: When sailors would go to a port town and visit the local tavern, the barkeepers would give them credit. A “P” would indicate pint and a “Q” was a quart. So when payday came and it time to pay their tab, they’d be minding their Ps and Qs. It is now considered a term for good manners.

Ship Shape: A term now used to say something is clean, tidy and ready to go, in the 1800s, ships were inspected to make sure they were okay to port. If a vessel was in “ship shape” it was free of disease or other unsavories. “Timmy’s room was in ship shape before the play date.”

Show your true colors: A warship would have many colored flags on board to try and deceive enemy ships. The true color would only be revealed when it was too late. Now it’s a term used to describe someone who has shown their true nature.

Spar: Not to be confused with the verb which means to fight, a spar is a pole, usually of wood or metal, used to support the ship’s sail. Sometimes called a pelican striker.

Spin a yarn: This phrase means to tell a story or a tale and is comes from the stories sailors would tell to pass the time while doing monotonous tasks such as making spun-yarn.

Starboard and Port: Starboard is the ship’s right and port its left. Fun fact: the term “posh” originated from port out, starboard home, said to be the way to get the best view, and so where the elite class was seated or bunked.

Two shakes or a couple of shakes: Used to describe a short period of time, as in, “Give me two shakes and I’ll have your PB&J ready.” Sailors would measure short periods of time by the shaking of the sails.

Whole nine yards: Old ships had three masts, each of which had three-yard sails, so the whole nine yards meant all sails were up. Now it means all of something.

Yardarms: Either end of a yard of a square sail.

What’s your favorite nautical term or phrase? Share it with us in the comments below. 

—Amber Guetebier

It’s bound to be a summer of fun thanks to two new series on Disney Junior! This August, littles will be able to tune into exciting new adventures with Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends and Mickey Mouse Funhouse.

Both shows will air with a simulcast on Disney Channel and Disney Junior, and will be available in DisneyNOW on their premiere dates followed by Disney+. Keep scrolling to see all the details on the hot new shows.

Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends premieres on Fri. Aug. 6 at 9 a.m. The first full-length Marvel series for preschoolers, it will follow the classic characters of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy, in addition to Miles Morales, Hulk, Black Panther and more.

It will debut after a series of animated shorts called Meet Spidey and his Amazing Friends which air on Mon. Jun, 21, on Disney Channel at 9:25 a.m. and Disney Junior 7:25 p.m.

Mickey Mouse Funhouse is a fun new take on Mickey and his besties that premieres on Fri. Aug. 20 at 8 a.m. Say hello to Funny, a talking playhouse who transports the gang to new places full of imagination.

The new show follows the primetime special Mickey the Brave! on Fri. Jul. 16, on Disney Junior 7:30 p.m. 

––Karly Wood

All photos: Courtesy of Disney

 

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No need to traipse from store to store looking for the perfect gift this Mother’s Day when the best gift you can offer is time well spent. We’re helping you out with ideas that appeal no matter what brings a smile to mom. From moms who dig the great outdoors to those who prefer a big-time thrill, take advantage of these Mother’s Day activities in Chicago. Read on and get planning, May 8 will be here before ya know it!

For Moms Who Love the Outdoors

Human + Nature at Morton Arboretum

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Morton Arboretum

Five massive outdoor sculptures created exclusively for Morton Arboretum by artist Daniel Popper rise above the natural landscapes in the Human + Nature exhibition. The 15- to 26-foot-tall sculptures are installed across the 1,700-acre site and lead guests to areas they may not otherwise explore. Using thought-provoking human forms paired with elements of nature, each piece will bring attention to the deep connections between humans and nature.

Ongoing; Morton Arboretum, 4100 IL-53, Lisle: Online: mortonarb.org

Bike or Walk The 606

What was once a former elevated train line is now Chicago's 606 trail. Connecting six neighborhood parks at ground level with numerous art installations along the route, the 606 gives moms a sweet (rooftop) view of the city. Stop into one of the many restaurants for a lunch or dinner break!

For other biking options, read our story: Find Your Path to Family Fun on These Chicago Bike Trails

Online: the606.org

Take a Hike

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Morton Arboretum via Maria Chambers

Spring is fantastic. . . but add fresh air, unforgettable blooming scenery and a chance to spy on animals in their natural habitat and you're guaranteed a memorable family day. Lace up your hiking boots, strap an infant to your back and hit one of Chicago's many low-key hiking trails

Walk In Beauty at Chicago Botanic Garden

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Chicago Botanic Garden

Smell flowers, walk the greenhouses, breathe fresh air and run around outside at the Chicago Botanic Garden. 

Chicago Botanic Garden, 1000 Lake Cook Rd., Glencoe; Online: chicagobotanic.org

For Moms That Like Good Old-Fashioned Fun

Be Old-School Cool & Go Roller Skating

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Impress the family with your 8-wheeled dance moves at one of these retro-fun spots that have stood the test of time. 

For Wine-Loving Moms

Wine Tasting at Morton Arboretum

Perfectly timed for Mother's Day Weekend, mom can savor seasonal wines among beautiful spring blooms at Morton Arboretum's wine tasting event. A ticket includes 25 1-ounce wine samples from a selection of more than 80 wines. The grounds will remain open until sunset for anyone who wants to take a scenic stroll after their tasting. You must be 21+ to purchase a ticket, but kids are welcome to come along. 

May 7, noon-4 p.m.; Morton Arboretum, 4100 IL-53, Lisle; Online: mortonarb.org

For Moms Who Love Art

Frida: Immersive Dream

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Michael Brosilow

Frida: Immersive Dream focuses on the art and life of Frida Kahlo (1907-1954). This beloved 20th-century Mexican artist is best known for compelling self-portraits and radiant pieces inspired by life in her native country. Her best-known works will be brought to life and set to music.

Ongoing; Lighthouse ArtSpace, 108 W. Germania Pl., Lincoln Park; Online: immersive-frida.com

Museum of Science & Industry's The Art of Brick

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Museum of Science & Industry

MSI's The Art of Brick features intriguing works of art made exclusively from LEGO bricks. The collection of creative and inspiring pieces was created by renowned contemporary artist Nathan Sawaya. 

Immersive Art Experience at WNDR Museum

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WNDR Museum

WNDR Museum, the ever-evolving, immersive art and technology experience features one-of-a-kind installations from artists, collectives and studios globally and locally. 

WNDR Museum, 1130 W. Monroe St., West Loop; Online: wndrmuseum.com

For Moms Who Like a DIY

Have a tea party: The Kids' Table

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Let The Kids' Table help your family create and enjoy a Mother's Day Tea Party. As a family, you'll make tea sandwiches, fruit kabobs with honey yogurt dip, mini strawberry cupcakes & lemonade. Yum!

May 8, 1 p.m.-3 p.m.; The Kids' Table, 2337 W. North Ave., Wicker Park; Online: kids-table.com

For Thrill-Seeking Moms

Pretend It's Summer at an Indoor Waterpark

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Great Wolf Lodge

Lazy rivers. Wave pools. Slides that go so fast you’ll forget to breathe. No matter your water park speed, or the age of your kids, you’ll find an indoor water park near you that will make you forget you're still in Chicago's chill. 

Six Flags

If mom likes to feel the wind in her hair and has a need for speed, take her to the midwest's largest theme park! Six Flags has over 45 thrilling rides, shows and attractions ranging from pulse-pounding to low-key activities geared toward tots. 

Six Flags, 1 Great America Parkway, Gurnee; Online: sixflags.com

For Moms Who Like to Feast

Get mom's hands deliciously dirty: Lowcountry

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LowCountry

Playing on phones at the table is a no-can-do with hands busy digging into a bag of juicy shrimp, crab, sausage, corn and potatoes. Lowcountry welcomes families to savor low-key authentic Southern-inspired seafood boils, complete with menu options to please the whole group—even vegans can enjoy!

Lowcountry locations in Lakeview, South Loop & Chinatown; Online: lowcountrychicago.com

Good luck planning your Mother’s Day in Chicago. If you’re looking to book a hotel, we have some ideas for you in our story Chicago Hotels with Amazing Kid Amenities for Staycationing.

 

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