This plan to help your kid “become a Santa” is honestly the greatest
In our family, we have a special way of promoting the kids from being on Santa’s list to becoming a Santa themselves. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit. When they are eight or nine—whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being— that means the child is ready.
I take them out “for coffee.” We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made: “You sure have grown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but I can see that your heart has grown, too.” I point out two to three examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people’s feelings, good deeds, etc, the kid has done in the past year.
“In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus. You’ve probably noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up like him. Some of your friends might have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that because they aren’t ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE.
“Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? We work our way from “cookies” to the good feeling of having done something for someone else. “Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!”
Now for the fun part! Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone…
Santa is about being generous
We then have the child choose someone they know—a neighbor, usually. The child’s mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it—and never, ever reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn’t about getting credit, you see. It’s about unselfish giving.
My oldest chose the “witch lady” on the corner. She really was horrible—had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or frisbee. She’d even yell at them to play quieter. He noticed that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers.
His next task was to go spy on her and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday and decided she wore a medium, so we went and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up and tagged them: “Merry Christmas from Santa.” After dinner, he slipped down to her house and slid the package under her driveway gate.
Santa is about being a helper
The next morning, we watched as she waddled out to get the paper, picked up the present, and went inside. My son could hardly contain his excitement and couldn’t wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper—wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that no one could ever know what he did, or he wouldn’t be a Santa.
Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year he chose the daughter of some friends of ours, who were going through some tough times. With the help of his father, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and with her parents’ permission, placed it on their back porch. The look on her face when she saw the bike with a big bow on it was almost as good as the look on my son’s face.
When it came time for son #2 to join the ranks, my eldest came along and helped with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to—because, instead, they were let in on the “Secret of Being a Santa.”
Leslie Rush dons a Santa hat at Christmas, but wears many others throughout the year. She is a wife, mother and grandmother, as well as a teacher and a writer. She lives in El Paso, Texas, and has recently completed Dreamwalkers, a Young Adult novel.
In order to help you set up quality at-home screen time, we got Common Sense Media to curate a list of the top ‘80s movies perfect for family movie nights. Kids are sure to fall for these timeless classics, which include everything from underground comedies to groundbreaking action franchises, and we’re pretty sure you’ll enjoy reminiscing about (or reveling in!) the pre-cell phone era. And when you’re done with these, check out our favorite ‘90s TV shows that kids will still love.
The Secret of Nimh (1982) This classic '80s animated film about a group of intelligent rats who escape from an animal laboratory is suspenseful and rather dark. Several scenes include animal children in peril and a sword fight between rats ending in one death with a little blood. The worst part for sensitive viewers is a flashback shows the animated animals being imprisoned and injected with a needle.
Parents need to know that Ghostbusters is an iconic '80s movie that mixes a ton of humor (some of it fairly racy) with the plotline about catching scary ghosts (a few are skeletal and scary) and the possible end of the world. The scariest part is probably the large dogs with glowing eyes that attack and possess two characters, though the now-dated special effects may not faze older kids.
Recommended for ages 11 & up
Rated PG
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) E.T. is an outstanding family movie—one of the all-time best. Its themes of loyalty, trust, and caring are both affecting and easy to understand, and Elliott and E.T.'s extraordinary friendship is one of cinema's most enduring. After more than 25 years, E.T. continues to tug at heartstrings and prove Spielberg is a master storyteller.
Recommended for ages 7 & up.
Rated PG
A Christmas Story(1983) Part of the appeal of this must-see holiday classic, based on the memoirs of humorist Jean Shepard (who narrates), is the authenticity of the 1940s period detail, much of which will seem bizarre to kids today. But what is really engaging is his feel for the timeless details of childhood.
Recommended for ages 8 & up.
Rated PG
The NeverEnding Story(1984) Both children and adults will enjoy this film for its special effects, beautiful scenery, and colorful characters. Most of all, The NeverEnding Story's message of daring to dream and soaring to new heights through books is a powerful one that kids of any age can relate to.
Recommended for ages 8 & up.
Rated PG
The Princess Bride(1987) Simply put, The Princess Bride is stuffed full of every thrilling element of a classic romantic adventure—princes, villains, evil geniuses, giants and giant creatures, sword fights, revenge, kidnapping, and a rescue on white horses—and it coats them all in delicious humor.
Recommended for ages 8 & up.
Rated PG
Willow(1988) For today's Harry Potter generation, a viewing of Willow will surely be of interest. The adventure is easy to follow and full of school-age humor, and two forest fairies provide comedy with their slapstick, strange voices, and snappy one-liners. Lucas' fantasy has interesting-looking characters and villages, gothic castles, and, most of all, magic. Willow is an excellent choice to give young kids a taste of fantasy.
Recommended for ages 8 & up.
Rated PG
Back to the Future(1985) Brimming with lighthearted energy, Back to the Future mixes science fiction with romantic comedy for a classic 1980s blockbuster. It should come as little surprise that Steven Spielberg executive-produced it. Like so many of his films, it manages to blend heady science fiction, humor, adventure, and romance while retaining an exuberance and a sense of wonder familiar to anyone under the age of 12.
Recommended for ages 10 & up.
Rated PG
Flight of the Navigator(1986) In Flight of the Navigator, a 12-year-old Miami boy is abducted by an alien in 1978 and ends up eight years into the future. It's all very well done, with clever shots that make everyday objects look like they just might be from a spacecraft and very affecting scenes between David and his new, older family. This is a charming film, with enough drama and humor to please almost any viewer.
Recommended for ages 10 & up.
Rated PG
Chariots of Fire(1981) This film is wonderfully evocative of the time and place, with superb performances. Chariots of Fire shows us the source of two runners' determination: for one, a need to prove his worth to himself and the society that discriminates against him; for the other, a way of connecting to God. The film deservedly won the Oscars for best picture, screenplay, costume design, and music.
Recommended for ages 11 & up.
Rated PG
Check out the entire list of radical ’80s movies for kids and teens of all ages at Common Sense Media.
Common Sense Media is an independent nonprofit organization offering unbiased ratings and trusted advice to help families make smart media and technology choices. Check out our ratings and recommendations at www.commonsense.org.
They just don’t make ’em like they used to. Thankfully, the streaming platforms stream them like they do. From Tubi to Paramount+, to Netflix, the digital shelves are alive and well with the ’90s kids’ shows that raised you and that you can now share with your own little ones.
If you’re dreaming of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Clarissa Explains It All, Good Burger, and more shows and movies you used to watch back in the day, many of them are available to stream right now in your living room. Looking for a little more watch-list inspo? Keep scrolling for a list of favorites you will want to enjoy with your own kids.
’90s Kids’ Shows to Watch with the Family
1. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
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Choosing a favorite Power Ranger was like picking a partner for Four Square: He or she would be your loyal companion for an unforgettable battle, so you had to pick wisely. Inspired by Japan’s Super Sentai franchise, the series about a group of teenage martial arts pros tasked with saving Earth from various villains was a smash when it debuted in 1993. And even though the series has evolved over the decades, nothing packs a punch of nostalgia like the high-energy original.
In 1991, Nickelodeon debuted a 90-minute block of game-changing animation. Called Nicktoons, the lineup kicked off Sunday mornings and included The Ren & Stimpy Show, Rugrats, and this quirksome classic about a kid named Doug Funnie. The series, based on its creator’s real life and journal doodles, jumps between grade-school mishaps, growing pains, and heroic daydreams about a persona named Quailman. Trust us: It won’t be long before your little one sports their undies over their shorts. IYKYK!
Another original Nicktoon, Rugrats was the brainchild of then husband-and-wife animation duo Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupo. A peek into the secret world of wobbly toddlers, their series features a klatch of adorable playpen dwellers who may not have teeth or potty skills down just yet but are all stocked up with senses of adventure and unbridled curiosity. Led by protag baby Tommy Pickles, Rugrats offers a hilarious bridge between two realms: that of innocent perception and that of the real world.
A few years after Mr. Wizard took his bow in 1989, Bill Nye picked up the Bunsen burner and ran with it. Or rather, walked briskly, because running with fire is dangerous. Always cooking up the coolest experiments in a light blue lab coat and forever-present bow tie, Bill Nye uses boundless enthusiasm as a way to ignite curious minds and turn science into a fun escapade. Each episode is an electrifying experiment in the love of learning and is a fantastic way to introduce kids to science.
The star of this jazzy motley toon is a kid named Arnold. A nine-year-old who lives with his grandparents in a boarding house, he tackles everyday fourth-grader obstacles. You know, stuff like bullies, kiddie pools, and the power of friendship. Back then, Hey Arnold! was just our way of decompressing after school. Today, it’s a rad time machine that whisks us back to a world where the jazz is too good and “football-headed” kiddos are the real heroes.
If ever there were a way to get kids to crack a textbook outside the walls of a school, it’s this cosmic roller coaster of a '90s kids' show, featuring a shapeshifting yellow school bus and a zany teacher sporting some truly wonky fits. The series goes round and round with Ms. Frizzle and her students as they embark on adventures into the depths of the digestive system one day, and animal habitats in the wild the next, fusing a kid’s core curriculum with a healthy dose of magic and fierce staying power.
Maestro of the Muppets, Jim Henson, helped pioneer puppetry on prime time with this prehistoric fantasy series. A peek into the household of the Sinclairs, a family of full-body animatronic marvels, Dinosaurs is brilliant in that it’s entertainment for little ones and their parents. And thanks to its irreverent combination of sly satire and silly slapstick, it’s also a funny watch no matter which decade you view it in—even the Mesozoic era.
Nineties fashion icon Clarissa Darling knew a thing or two about, well, everything—hence the title of this coming-of-age comedy that had every preteen harmonizing with Rachel Sweet’s single-syllable theme song. Navigating the labyrinth of teen life and decoding every motivation along the way, Clarissa (played by the fantastic Melissa Joan Hart) breaks the fourth wall to fill her audience in on dilemmas that include how to master dating, friendships, and bratty little brothers.
There’s an award-winning book series, a movie that launched the acting careers of Rachael Leigh Cook (She’s All That) and Larisa Oleynik (10 Things I Hate About You), and even a reboot that has critics bowing down, but no one can forget about the single-season series that solidified its fan base for life. With iconic episodes, like “Dawn and the Dream Boy,” “Stacey Takes a Stand,” and “Claudia and the Missing Jewels,” the world of the Baby-Sitters Club unfolds with empowerment that transcends time.
Remember SNICK? Nickelodeon's answer for preteens who preferred spending Saturday night on the couch watching TV, the two-hour lineup saw shows like All That and The Adventures of Pete and Pete get some play. But our favorite has to be Are You Afraid of the Dark? Eerie and atmospheric, the series is a collection of ghost stories conjured up by teenage storytellers who call themselves the Midnight Society. And don't be surprised if you see some familiar faces when you revisit the show. Read: Ryan Gosling!
Though the Boy Meets World universe is filled with guest-star cameos from the likes of Keri Russell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott, and Rue McClanahan, the core cast remained the same for seven seasons. Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Eric, and, later, Morgan guided fans through the '90s with humor, heart, and so much Feeny. Morphing from a lighthearted sitcom to a self-aware portrait of adolescence, this gem is totally worth revisiting with a younger generation.
Another leg of the SNICK lineup, this weekend hit is basically Saturday Night Live for younger audiences. Sketch comedy for kids, by kids, it gave now-household names like Nick Cannon, Amanda Bynes, and Kenan Thompson, a shot to raise the roof with skits that, though wildly different, all shared one goal: getting all that laughter. Fun fact: In a stroke of fate, Thompson would go on to star on the big-kids' SNL for 20+ years.
Fans of All That know where we're going with this: Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell first appeared together on SNICK's sketch comedy show before landing a sketch comedy show of their own. Dubbed Kenan & Kel, the show is set in Chicago and follows the misadventures of two high schoolers who reeeaaally love to ask, "Who loves orange soda?" It's peak humor that eventually leads to the two best friends starring in a whopper of a movie together.
Twin sisters Tia and Tamera are separated at birth but reunite in their teens, then move in together to create one big, happy family with dad Ray and mom Lisa. So goes the fictional small-screen story of real-life twins Tia and Tamera Mowry. The result? One of the most genuine displays of onscreen chemistry, female empowerment, and sibling dynamics to ever grace the screen. Fun fact: Tia and Tamera performed the catchy "Sistaaa! Sistaaa!" theme song you still sing today.
We'll be the first to admit it: Saved by the Bell hasn't aged well. Bloated machismo, fat-shaming, gender stereotypes, and a lack of diversity aren't okay now, and they weren't okay then. But that doesn't mean you won't also find yourself waxing nostalgic over the Bayside crew's antics, from Zack and Kelly's puppy love to Slater and Lisa's top-notch comedic timing to Screech and Mr. Belding's odd coupling. As for the 2020 reboot? It's so good, we can't believe it was canceled.
There are all types of books for toddlers to introduce them to reading and spark their imagination
With growing attention spans and endless curiosity, toddlers are the perfect audience for read-aloud books. They’re ready for all the humor, rhyming text and interactive elements that picture books have to offer. We’ve divided both new titles and classics into categories that are of high interest to youngsters and their parents. So whether you’re looking for the perfect bedtime tale or a story about friendship or vehicles, you’ll find it here with our top 40 favorite books for toddlers.
Little Nutbrown Hare and Big Nutbrown Hare compete to see how much they love each other in this classic bedtime story by Sam McBratney. Anita Jeram’s neutral-toned illustrations are the perfect calming visuals. Show your little ones how you love them to the moon and back each night.
As night falls, owl is awake and ready to observe the sleeping habits of other animals, like pigeons that sleep with one eye open and penguins who huddle in a bunch. This quick read, written and illustrated by Il Sung Na, gives readers time to luxuriate in the swirling, patterned pictures.
When Baby Llama has trouble falling asleep and Mama Llama doesn’t respond fast enough, all the drama ensues. Author/illustrator Anna Dewdney uses simple rhymes and charming illustrations to bring alive the pajama-clad character in a nighttime scenario parents will likely recognize.
With the help of natural elements like the clouds and the moon, family members sing their baby to sleep. It’s no wonder this bedtime story reads like a lullaby as author Atinuke based the text on a song her father used to sing. The illustrations by Angela Brooksbank are like a dream lulling your toddler to sleep.
In this longer version of the classic The Going to Bed Book, author and illustrator Sandra Boynton brings more bedtime shenanigans for toddlers to enjoy. It has all the animal characters and fun rhymes of the original board book, but now it’s bigger in size and includes a bonus song.
Author Candace Fleming and illustrator Lori Nichols bring the childhood concept of not wanting to sleep in your own bed to the farmyard. Will the animals ever settle down in their own beds? With a refrain that matches the title, this is one parents can relate to and toddlers will enjoy chiming in on.
Toddlers can explore and untangle common emotions—like sadness, anger and happiness—in a safe way with Anna Llenas' color monster. There’s a different color for each emotion with collage-style illustrations and a sweet surprise at the end.
The bright, childlike illustrations from author and illustrator Todd Parr express the many feelings and moods young children experience. With a silly and sympathetic approach to what can be a heavy topic, this book shows toddlers that all their emotions are okay.
A pouty fish spreads his gloomy mood all throughout the sea, and it seems no efforts to cheer him will work. It takes a big surprise to turn his frown upside down! Fun rhymes with repetitive verses by Deborah Diesen and colorful pictures by Dan Hanna add playful touches that will have young readers doing anything but pouting.
Once a seed goes bad, can it ever be good again? Toddlers will laugh out loud as they explore the answer to this question told from the unique point of view of a “baaaaaaaaaad” sunflower seed. Author Jory John’s amusing take on acting out is enhanced by the humor in the illustrations by Pete Oswald.
When a young child’s amazing block creation gets knocked down, different animals try to make it better. None of them quite get it right until a rabbit comes along to be by the child’s side and listen. Cori Doerrfeld’s expert use of straightforward language and white space combine for a story that arms toddlers with a way to deal with disappointment.
Breaking the fourth wall, a bus driver asks children readers not to let the pigeon drive the bus. Hilarity ensues as the pigeon’s pleading to drive the bus turns into a full-on tantrum! This Caldecott Medal winner by Mo Willems is the first of many pigeon stories that will delight young readers.
LouAnn is a bear who wants to fill up with doughnuts before hibernating, but her friends keep dropping by until there are no more left. Author Carrie Finison’s rhyming text includes a fun refrain that gets interrupted by the “ding dong” of a doorbell, and toddlers will love chiming in on it. Brianne Farley’s doughnut illustrations will make readers’ mouths water.
This book doesn’t need pictures to have little ones and adults laughing out loud! Author and actor B.J. Novak—yes, the one from The Office—exploits the fact that all the words in the book have to be said aloud to get readers to say all kinds of silly words and phrases.
Having just hatched, a little dinosaur explores the world. When Dinah sees a kiss, her attempts to try one go all wrong as she stomps, chomps and whomps her way into trouble. A silly read from author and illustrator David Ezra Stein with a main character to match!
It seems like it’s going to be a boring, rainy day for a grumpy bear. Add in a hula-hooping moose, a badger with an umbrella, and a sweater-clad rabbit, and it turns out being soaked maybe isn’t so bad. Author and illustrator Abi Cushman’s expressive characters bring so much personality to an already witty story.
This interactive book makes it okay for toddlers to break the one rule of not pushing the button. When they do, hilarious things happen with Larry the purple monster! Encourage your child’s curiosity in this first in a series of rule-breaking books written and illustrated by Bill Cotter.
In this Caldecott Honor book by Richard T. Morris, Bear sets out on the river alone. As each new group of animals comes along, they learn an adventure is better with friends. The expressive illustrations by LeUyen Pham bring the story and the characters to life for little readers!
Little Elliot is an elephant who often feels small in the big city. When he helps an even smaller creature, they form a lasting friendship. This is the first in a series of books by author and illustrator Mike Curato that are sweetly nostalgic with relatable themes for toddlers and older readers alike.
Penguin knows the pinecone he found in the snow belongs in the forest, but it’s hard to say goodbye to a new friend. The next time Penguin visits Pinecone, he sees how love can grow even when friends are apart. Author and illustrator Salina Yoon’s bright and straightforward illustrations will draw in young readers.
A boy’s imagination and the perfect sandcastle bring a dragon friend to life. The illustrations by Howard McWilliam add to the mischief in this delightful story by Jodi Moore. It will keep toddlers laughing and guessing whether the dragon is real.
When a pinecone pokes fun at Stone, Stick stands up for him and a friendship forms. Then it’s Stone’s turn to help when Stick gets in trouble. The sparse, rhyming text written by Beth Ferry is filled with a cleverness that is matched by the lively illustrations of Tom Lichtenheld.
Any child with a favorite stuffed animal or lovey will relate to the friendship between a girl and her bear in this tale by Jonathan Stutzman, illustrated by Dan Santat. Parents will also enjoy being along on the journey as the girl grows and her relationship changes with her stuffed animal.
The die-cut pages of Eric Carle’s wildly popular story about a hungry caterpillar create an interactive experience for toddlers. The illustrations are colorful, and the story is playful. As the caterpillar eats its way through the days of the week, it also finds a way into the hearts of readers.
When toy bear Corduroy notices he has lost a button, he goes on a nighttime adventure to find it in the department store he calls home. When morning comes and his button is still missing, it takes the love of a little girl to show Corduroy what home really is. This classic character from author and illustrator Don Freeman has been sparking the imagination of young readers for more than 50 years!
Join in on the wild rumpus as misbehaving Max sets off on the journey of a lifetime to the island of the Wild Things. The distinct and detailed style created by author and illustrator Maurice Sendak earned him a Caldecott Medal. It’s a tale that has entertained generations of readers!
In a celebration of the imagination, author and illustrator Crockett Johnson lets little Harold use his purple crayon to create this classic tale. Toddlers will see themselves in the character of pajama-wearing Harold and delight in the twists of what he draws with his purple crayon.
Toddlers get a fun introduction to the alphabet as all the letters climb up the coconut tree. The chanting text by Bill Martin Jr. and John Archambault reads like a song, and the bold illustrations by Lois Ehlert add movement to the story.
A spirited cast of animals accompanies Little Blue on a ride where they lend a helping hand to a dump truck that gets stuck in the mud. Alice Schertle’s rhyming text is filled with truck and animal sounds, and Jill McElmurry’s illustrations bring out the quirkiness of each character. This is the first in a series of adventures to take toddlers on a ride!
Young readers will experience the unique feeling of watching a freight train roll by as they turn the pages of this concept book about colors. Author and illustrator Donald Crews doesn’t need many words to create a sense of movement, and the bold Caldecott Honor illustrations will help toddlers learn their colors.
This quick read by Amy Novesky fits the attention spans of toddlers. The high-contrast reds against the greyscale illustrations by Sara Gillingham will be of high interest to any truck enthusiast. So many ways to love a truck and each other!
Roll into bedtime as the tough trucks of the construction site settle down for bed. Toddlers will see that the trucks have a bedtime routine a lot like their own and that even cranes snuggle up with teddy bears. The rhyming text by Sherri Duskey Rinker and soothing sunsets of Tom Lichtenheld’s illustrations will lull little ones to sleep.
This tale about a tired race car will have your toddler shifting down for bed rather than racing around the house. With rhythmic stanzas by author Sharon Chriscoe and dreamy, nighttime scenes from illustrator Dave Mottram, it’s a great, relaxing read for energetic youngsters.
Reinforce counting skills in a subtle, fun way when a truck gets stuck in a pothole. Sharp rhymes by Kevin Lewis include a refrain for toddlers to repeat during the reading. Illustrator Daniel Kirk includes a mystery of the truck’s disappearing load that will have youngsters wanting to take another look at the book.
In this touching read-aloud book from Emily Winfield Martin, a parent muses on all the possible things their child could become. Toddlers will love looking at all the different babies and children, especially in the wordless gatefold that beautifully demonstrates the book’s message in picture form.
Celebrate the diversity of a classroom in this tale by Alexandra Penfold, illustrated by Suzanne Kaufman in a bright palette of colors. The rhyming text with the refrain of “All are welcome here” is an inclusive introduction to school for any toddler about to start a more structured daycare or pre-k setting.
The lyrical text by Deborah Underwood reminds readers of all the ways the outside world influences their lives, even when inside. The Caldecott Honor ink and watercolor illustrations by Cindy Derby invite readers into the beauty of nature in this thoughtful reminder of what awaits outside.
From a weekend tea party to a kiss at bedtime, this sweet ode to families of all types by author and illustrator Sophie Beer shows some of the ways they share their love. The vibrant illustrations are eye-catching and detailed enough for repeat reads.
The award-winning team of author Jacqueline Woodson and illustrator Rafael López explore what it feels like to be different. The young characters discover that even though it can be hard, sharing your differences creates a space in the world for everyone.
From her first cries to the first day of school, Daisy’s extended family celebrates all the ways she is wonderful. This encouraging read about unconditional love by Donna Gephart is complete with illustrations by Francesca Chessa that showcase the vibrant personality of the young main character.
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Forget YouTube. For kids who need all the answers (and need them now), try a podcast! Whatever piques their curiosity, you’ll be able to find a program that will not only educate but will also entertain your precocious humans. From NPR’s popular podcast to story-telling programs, here are our top picks for podcasts that are perfect for curious kids.
Wow in the World
NPR’s popular show, hosted by Mindy Thomas and Guy Raz, will have you following along on adventures throughout the world and tackling topics like animals, science and technology. Throw in hilarious voices and silly humor, and you’ll be begging for the next episode as much as your littles.
Ages 5+
Cost: Free
Get more info here and listen on multiple streaming platforms, including Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
But Why: A Podcast for Curious Kids
It might just be the most dreaded question a kid can ask a parent, and this bi-weekly show could be your saving grace. The hosts take questions that have complex answers (think “Why is the sky blue?”) and break them down in a kid-friendly way. There are also kid-submitted questions, and experts explain with interesting, uncomplicated answers.
Ages: All ages
Cost: Free
Get more info here and listen on multiple streaming platforms, including Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
Brains On
This is a similar show to But Why, but this one tends to skew a bit older and has a different kid co-host every week. The experts still answer the kid-submitted science questions, but there’s a nice combo of silliness and insight, too.
Ages: 8 & up.
Cost: Free
Get more info here and listen on multiple streaming platforms, including Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
Greeking Out
Is your kiddo interesting in Greek mythology? National Geographic's podcast for kids "Greeking Out" tells some of the greatest tales of heroes, Gods, and humans in this engaging series of stories adapted for little ears. Think Prometheus, Heracles, the Muses, and many more.
This podcast covers everything from tech and culture to arts, current events and science. And the correspondents are kids from all over the world, so listeners get information that's created just for them, presented by kids just like them.
Ages: 7 & up
Cost: Free
Learn more here and subscribe on your favorite platform including Apple, Spotify, Pandora and more.
The Past & the Curious
It’ll remind you of Drunk History (minus the alcohol), as this podcast tells little-known stories from history with an emphasis on fun and humor. We love the fact that there’s also a quiz, so your curious kids will learn something new, too.
Ages: 7 & up
Cost: Free
Get more info here and listen on multiple streaming platforms, including Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
Purple Rocket Audio Adventures
This show tells a new story every episode, and there are nuggets of knowledge sprinkled throughout each one. Discover exactly how tricky it is to hatch a dinosaur egg, find out how far you can get into the universe on a Space Train and what happens when your grandpa's magic globe can transport you to other countries all over the world.
Ages: 5 & up
Cost: Free
Find out more here and subscribe via Apple Podcasts.
Grab a sword and shout, “huzzah!” because Bristol Renaissance Faire is back. The full-on homage to Elizabethan England—complete with costumed characters, period music, jousting tournaments, acrobatic and comedy acts, rides, games and food—is an outdoor village set back from the highway near the Illinois/Wisconsin border. It’s open every weekend beginning July 9 through September 5. To make the most of your visit, these are your must-dos.
Knights spar (and tell jokes) on horseback in the dirt arena at the Faire's north end. The jousting tournaments only happen a few times a day and fill up fast. Like, get-there-a-half-hour-early fast. So, check the schedule when you arrive and plan accordingly. If you don't care about grabbing a coveted bleacher seat, you can probably score a spot on the grass a few minutes before the show.
Go ahead — let loose. People not only dress the part of Elizabethan-era royalty, pirates and peasants, but they speak it, too. It's hard to decipher who among you wearing a velvet cloak and talking with an English accent actually works there. And it really doesn't matter, because the whole experience is like walking through a play. If you don't come in costume, you can buy one there. There are shops selling everything from bodices to leather boots to clay devil's horns.
They're almost as big as a child's head and no silverware is required (or given). If this isn't photo opp gold, we don't know what is. Oh, and they don't taste half bad, either. Actually, they're excellent.
Infants and toddlers are welcome. . . and they'll feel right at peaceful home in Nobles Glade.
The most serene area of the Faire is this grassy sweep at the far north end. Spread out a blanket and enjoy a bit of tranquility. The Glade borders a picturesque pond and is where the Queen and her court are known to hang when not holding sway over the jousting tournaments.
Your kid's one and only chance to be officially named a Lord or a Lady. Queen Elizabeth herself shows up in Kids' Kingdom for the celebrated Knighting Ceremony, at which she personally dubs all attending children lords and ladies.
Have your kids sit upon one of the thrones at the entrance of the Kids' Kingdom for the ultimate photo-opp experience. Choose from the Pirate Throne will all its shiny plunder, the Fairy Throne, the nasty-wasty Dragon Throne, the Jester Throne for your little joker or the Queen Elizabeth throne for your princess in waiting.
The Faire is set up like a real village — town pubs, merchants and all. In the midst of it, due east of the Ship Swings ride, is the unmarked Fairie Glen. This is where sprites in beautiful costumes and makeup flit through the grass. They don't talk, but engage with kids in truly mesmerizing ways through expression and movement. Get your camera out.
Pirates hang out at Blackfriars Tavern — and they're super-friendly.
This pit stop in the middle of the grounds is manned by a chatty pirate who knows how to work a crowd (i.e.: G-rated jokes when kids are around and bawdy humor when they're not). The stand sells soda, lemonade, water and beer by the bottle or on draft. If you leave any of the workers a tip, they ring a bell and make a scene.
The Sturdy Beggars Mud Show has been a highlight of this fair for many years. If you're looking for raucous (albeit kid-friendly) fun, it's a must-see. Three men do joke-y antics before a crowd and along the way, mud gets slung. You can imagine how it ends, with the actors practically dive-bombing into a mud pit. For more funny stuff, check out MooNie the Magnifi'Cent on the Globe Stage. He's a juggling, clowning fool, and you really must grab a seat near the front to catch all the fun.
Most cars make a beeline for the main lot, where parking close to the entrance is $5. But if you don't mind walking, there is a free parking lot just north of the main lot. Shhh... your secret.
Your kids get to throw tomatoes at someone's face — without getting in trouble
At the far end of the Faire, next to the jousting arena, pull your pitching arm back and fire away. Your job (for a small fee) is to throw tomatoes at a guy peering out from a wooden shed. He'll give you plenty of reasons to take aim, starting with tossing insults your way. Don't worry, parents, they take it easy on kids with fun, innocent humor. No wonder they call this attraction Vegetable Justice!
Okay, nuff said, but we'll give you the scoop. This is an area of the fair designed just for kids. They will explore pirate ships, adventure among the hobbit houses, meet fairy tale characters, hear stories, have pretend picnics, see stage shows galore and play games. Kids will go wild over The Painted Lady, who lets kids add paint to her canvas dress while she weaves stories. What's not to love about all that?
Bristol Renaissance Faire
Located off I-94 at the Illinois/Wisconsin border
Open Sat., Sun. & Labor Day, Jul. 9-Sept. 5
Hours: 10 a.m.-7 p.m. daily
Admission: $30/adults; $15/ages 5-12; free for ages 4 & under
Online: renfaire.com
Think all poetry has to rhyme? These inventive ways to teach kids about poetry are all about the free verse. All you need is imagination, a sense of humor and a few craft supplies. Read on for our four ways to teach your little bohemian the fine art of poetry.
For the Baby Beatnik
Beat Generation writer William Burroughs’ “cut-up” method works strikingly well for the half-pint crowd. Think of it as a collage with words. Get out the safety scissors, grab some magazines and cut out words. You can also write words on paper and cut them out. Once you’ve got them cut up, toss them in the air. The order that they land in is the order you write down or recite. Tip: Stick to words kids will recognize like animals and colors and don’t forget your articles (a, an, the) and conjunctions (and, but, if). Schoolhouse Rock flashbacks, anyone?
For the Nature Lover
If you prefer your poetry in the garden Emily Dickinson-style, try rock art poetry. Using waterproof ink and stamps or paint or paint pens, write words or individual letters on smooth stones. Arrange the words into a simple verse. As an added bonus, you can rearrange it anytime.
For the Aspiring Avant Garde
Book spine poetry is about as simple as they get and a great intro for kids to poetry. Just stack books spine out and recite. For example:
What am I?
My Father’s Dragon
Demolition
The Dark
For the Free-Lovin’ Free Verser Elementary school teachers will tell you the secret to those adorable poems your kids bring home are based on this easy method known as cinquain (pronounced “sin-kane”). It’s a five-line poem, with a 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 sequence. There are variations on the method, but here’s one you can try with yours:
Line 1: one word, noun
Line 2: two words, adjectives to describe the noun in line 1
Line 3: three words, verbs that relate to line 1
Line 4: four words, feelings that relate to line 1 (make this one a complete sentence, e.g., “It makes me laugh.”)
Line 5: one word, noun/synonym for line 1
Example:
Rabbit
Fuzzy and white
Hopping, Sniffing, Hiding
How I Love You
Bunny
—Amber Guetebier; photos by Amber Guetebier except where noted.
Ready or not, their period is coming. Rather than procrastinate ’til the day of, now is the ideal time to have the period convo and stock up on supplies so your kid feels excited (as much as one can be!) and prepared. From bags to the best period underwear on the market, we’ve rounded up all the supplies you need to make the most helpful period pack for your tween and teen.
Whether you're packing pads or panty liners, or just like the compact nature of these bags that come in a pack of four, this collection is a subtly cool option for tweens and teens. Choose from five colorways and patterns, then stow in backpacks, purses or athletic bags so your kid is always prepared.
Got a tween with a good sense of humor? These bags from Etsy take this time of the month to a bold new level. Choose from black or beige, along with hilarious sayings like "crime scene prevention kit" and "shark week."
Every kid is different, so chat with your tween about whether they are more comfortable with pads or tampons. Whatever you choose, pack several into your period pack, along with some panty liners to keep them prepared. Thinking about period underwear? Keep scrolling to see some of our picks.
Knix now offers undies for the younger set, KT By Knix. These raved-about period underpants come in bikini, boy short, boxer brief and sleepover short styles. Choose from medium, high and super absorbency levels in tons of colors.
With options that protect for up to 24 hours, Modi Bodi's Red collection is worth looking into. Cute patterns abound in styles like hipster boyshorts and bikinis, with further leak protection ranging from light to maxi. You can shop styles individually or save on a bundle to last their whole cycle.
THINX (BTWN) is the well-known brand's tween and teen line, which offers sizes for smaller figures with narrower thighs (we recognize this may not work for all body types but is worth exploring if it's a possible fit). Made with organic cotton, these undies can supposedly absorb five tampons' worth and come in bikini, brief, shorty and sleep shorts options.
One of the OG purveyors of period underwear, Ruby Love's lineup of undies is hard to beat. Shop hipster and seamless options that come in fun prints and offer protection for up to 2.5 tampons' worth. On heavier days, your tween can also add Ruby Love's reusable, double-sided pad for even more protection.
Available on Amazon and arguably the most cost-effective option on our list, Bambody has more than 14,000 reviews with an average 4.5-star rating. We love that sizes start at XX-small to fit petite tweens and teens, in addition to a nice color assortment, varying levels of absorbency and four different styles.
Knowledge is power (yes, even—and especially—when it comes to periods), and there are plenty of discreet apps to help teens get a better handle on planning. We tend to love:
Clue: Kids can track moods, cycle duration and receive predictions on this free app. Available for both Apple and Android phones
Magic Girl Period Tracker: Designed with tweens and teens in mind, this app offers tips, videos, chat features and a customizable calendar. Available for both Apple and Android phones
Easy Period- Lite Tracker: Simple and easy to use, this app is to the point without extraneous features. Available for Apple phones.
Store your go-to pain meds in an adorable case like these macarons. The best part? They come in a pack of six so your teen can use for all sorts of organization.
We know that not everyone has access to a microwave at school to heat up this adorable plush, but we can't pass up this toasty product to snuggle up with on the couch. Because some days, you just can't.
It's true, chocolate really DOES make you feel better. According to studies, chocolate contains polyphenols, which can have anti-inflammatory and antioxidant actions, and more important, help you ditch the pain.
It’s common to see the best and “must-have” gifts this time of year, but what about those that don’t quite make the cut? For as many fun and fabulous toys that hit the market, there are also those that leave us shaking our heads. We’ve sifted through the worst-of-the-worst from the past few years and came up with a few cringe-inducing toys you won’t believe were invented.
In this "game" kids can feed the cow water in order to "milk" the cow. We can't really explain it, but something about this just feels kinda weird. However, they aren't cheap, as proven by this one spotted on eBay, so maybe we're missing something.
While we totally get where the creators were going with the Marvel Black Panther Slash Claw, creating a toy that is all about acting like an oversized cat with sharp claws creates a problem. The creator didn't do themselves any favors by including a warning not to swing or hit at people––seemingly the whole purpose of the toy in general.
Nerf usually comes through with kid-safe options, but not this time. When they released the Nerf Vortex Praxis, they switched up the ammo from soft darts to hard plastic discs. The result? Scared parents who can now truly say "you'll shoot your eye out."
Nothing like teaching your kids right from wrong! While Monopoly Cheaters Edition is supposed to be a funny tack on the OG version, it's definitely not a great option for littles. Among the cards that ask players to cheat, the game also comes with a pair of handcuffs for those that get caught in the act.
Play-Doh Poop Troop
If your littles can't get enough bathroom humor than the Play-Doh Poop Troop is for them. Kids use a variety of tools to literally squeeze out "poop" from the rather large collection of included dough tubs (the most of which are brown) to make personalized turds. Just what they've always wanted.
Lightning Reaction Reloaded
A game that includes electrocution if you're too slow? What could go wrong? Even better is the fact that this is a real game you can still buy on Amazon for $35! The toy description says to "Bust out this shocking game for an electrifying good time," and the comments are equally enjoyable. One user uses the game to encourage the kiddos to do chores and says "What started out as a gag game, has turned into how I dictate which of my 3 kids will do chores. If I lose, I take the garbage out and do the dishes myself. Chores just got a little more fun around this camp." Glad we don't live at her house!
Pole Dance
Mamas want their babies to grow up and be ... pole dancers? While the packaging of this "toy" was made to look pretty alluring to kids, what with the glitter and gems, we all know this is one career we're taking out of the running.
Love n' Licks Pets
Their tagline is that you'll get "so wet, you should wear a bathing suit!" If that's not enough to steer you clear away from this doggy that drools, then consider the goal of this toy is to rub it's head so much that it barks––because everyone loves a barking dog. The commercial is a compilation of kids covered in towels or wearing a raincoat and bathing suit which is a dead giveaway how un-fun this toy can be.
The Super Soaker Oozinator was released in the '90s and was supposed to be the next generation of squirt guns. But instead of shooting free water, kids got to squirt each other from ooze cartridges—basically tantamount to shooting huge boogers at each other. The three-pound gun worked the same way as the traditional super soakers, but this one boasted "extra pumping required." Gross.
Vibrating Harry Potter Broom
Back in 2010, Mattel started selling the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 vibrating broomstick much to the delight of Potter fans worldwide. But when sex shops in New York City‘s Times Square started buying and re-selling the broomstick for double Amazon’s price, Mattel decided the fun and games were over and discontinued the model. You can still find similar products on Amazon, just make sure to read the reviews, "This broom looks like it has been designed and created by muggles. I arrived late to Hogwarts and almost missed the sorting hat ceremony." Ba-dum tsss...
Pretend Tattoo Parlor
While Spin Master Toys has been cranking out the hits for many years (including Star Wars, Paw Patrol and this year's Hatchimals), every once in a while they have a dud. In 2006, they definitely hit a new low with a pretend tattoo parlor for kids. The set came complete with an electronic tattoo pen, washable ink, stencils, and, presumably, a pretend follow-up morning of regrets and a hangover.
Playmobil Security Checkpoint
Unsurprisingly, this Security Checkpoint model did not perform as well as other Playmobil models like Barnyard with Silo or Pirate Fort, so it was discontinued. After all, no one want to pretend play standing in line with 300 other busy travelers!
Pee and Poo Dolls
Isn't Potty Humor fun?! Don't you want to cuddle with a defecation-themed plushy?! Originated in Sweden in 2004, these Pee & Poo dolls are an early ancestor of the popular poop emoji we're currently inundated with today (thanks, Uncle Poop!).
Dora Aquapet
Not only is this a horrifyingly bad design (if you haven't noticed, take another peek), the whole Aquapet concept is a bit creepy as well (like, why isn't she wearing scuba gear? Is this akin to toy waterboarding?). The suggestive design was first noticed in 2009 when the Dora Aquapet started showing up on moms' Christmas lists on Amazon.
Yume-chan Doll That Cries
Introduced at the Tokyo toy fair in 2012, manufacturer TOMY (makers of Chuggington, Pokemon and Lamaze products) had the ill-fated idea that it would be fun for kids to watch their doll cry after immunization. An evil plot by anti-vaxxers to scare kids? We'll never know.
Heelarious Baby High Heels
When we received the first press release for this product, we thought it was gag gift. And while it's true the founder/creator of baby high heels has taken a tongue-in-cheek approach to her products, there are parents on either end of the spectrum either squealing with delight or venting with outrage, regardless of intent
Barbie & Her Dog Tanner
Another Mattel classic sure to be discontinued (note recall for bite-sized magnetic poop pellets) and/or a future overpriced collectible. The $89 sticker price is a bit more palatable when you are entertained by Amazon reviews like this gem, " God bless America! Does this toy teach young girls moral lessons about the responsibilities of pet ownership and the importance of cleaning up their mess? Or, is the feces-eating devil dog teaching impressionable young kids that it's ok to consume their own excrement? Who knows, and who cares."
My Cleaning Trolley
Look at little Arya, doesn't she look like she is having fun vacuuming?! Put your kids to work starting at toddler-age, teaching them how to sweep, mop and dust. The gift offers the perfect inspiration for an aspiring janitorial career. We're kidding. Of course, lots of kids love to "clean" and "pretend to clean". The primary reason this sparked outrage was because of the packaging, which had a big, "For Girls Only" sticker on the front.
Poopy Time Fun Shapes
This image has been circulating on Reddit and Buzzfeed since 2009, though we can't find an actual manufacturer or more product detail. Since parents seem willing to do anything to get their kids to potty train (rewards, gold stars, M & M's), we'll simply categorize this product as "good intention gone bad."
If your kids love Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood and you love 30 Rock, your family has a new must-watch show. Hello, Jack! The Kindness Show is coming to a screen near you on November 5 and features plenty of familiar starpower. Read on for the details!
The new show is from the mind of Angela C. Santomero (Blues Clues and Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood) and Jack McBrayer, best known as Kenneth from 30 Rock. It premieres on November 5 and invites preschoolers into a world where acts of kindness can be life-changing. As a bonus, it features original songs from Grammy Award-winning band OK Go.
The live action series is a bit reminiscent of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, with some animated twists. McBrayer and Santomero co-created and executive produced the show, which focuses on “The Three C’s.” You’ll have to watch to get all the details, but it will involve lots of humor and play!
On November 5, the first episode drops on Apple TV+. Will it be as good as Blues Clues or Daniel Tiger? Only time will tell!
