Did you hear the one about the fish who moved to Hollywood?

We’re not laughing at L.A.; we’re laughing with it. From jokes about earthquakes to jokes about LA traffic, these kid-friendly jokes will have your little one laughing out loud.

1. Why did the fish come to Hollywood?
He wanted to be a starfish.

2. Why did the cow come to Hollywood?
To make mooo-vies.

3. Why don't movie stars need air conditioning? 
They have so many fans. 

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4. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA

5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. 

6. What did the ocean say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved. 

7. Where do LA ghosts go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

8. Where can you always find free parking in LA?
The 405 at rush hour. 

9. What do you call grape jelly on the 10 freeway?
Traffic jam. 

10. What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs?
Ewe have to be kidding me!

11. Why were the Rams players embarrassed? 
They were feeling sheepish.

12. What happens when a celebrity trips on the red carpet?
You see a falling star. 

13. What did the Hollywood director say to the hairdresser?
Cut!

14. What's an actor's favorite season? 
Awards season. 

15. What did one earthquake say to the other?
It's not my fault!

16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.

Tablet-based edutainment apps are great for busy families on the go, but for kids who have access to a laptop or desktop computer, browser-based online games can provide a much-needed reprieve from tablet fatigue. There are plenty of kid-friendly, educational online game sites to choose from, and many offer a selection of content free of charge. Read on to see our picks of the best online games for kids of all ages.

MarcoPolo World School

MarcoPolo

This award-winning platform offers a dynamic, relatable STEAM curriculum featuring over 450+ lessons and over 3,000 activities, with new content added weekly, this is your go-to for kids from 3-7. With a diverse array of projects, including hands-on arts & crafts, stunning videos and more, your kiddo can travel the world learning about science, technology, engineering, art and math without ever leaving your house. 

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Click here to try for FREE for an entire month. 

ABCMouse.com Early Learning Academy

Featuring more than 850 lessons across 10 levels of learning, ABC Mouse is a one-stop-shop for pre-school and early elementary online education. The website’s online curriculum includes more than 9,000 individuals learning activities in reading, math, science and art. Young learners will be delighted by the website’s interactive games and activities, which are brought to life with colorful animations and fun music, but older kids may find some of the lessons a bit too easy. ABCmouse.com members also can download the mobile app to access many of the same lessons, compatible with most smartphones and tablets.

Preschool to third grade, subscription plans start at $9.95/monthly, abcmouse.com

ABCYa!

ABCYa! offers more than 300 online games for students ranging from preschool to fifth grade. While many of the website’s large collection of gamified math and reading lessons are available free of charge, an online subscription removes ads and gives access to additional content. Nifty video tutorials on the website show kids how to make a variety of crafty projects, like origami tulips and slime. Like an increasing number of formerly online-only gaming sites, ABCYa! is also available as a mobile app for Android, Kindle and iOS, which provides access to most of the website’s catalog of games and activities.

Preschool to fifth grade, subscription plans start at $6.99/monthly, abcya.com

BrainPOP Jr.

While BrainPOP Jr.’s website offers some free content, including select games and videos, the good stuff can be found behind a subscription paywall. Designed for students in kindergarten through third grade, BrainPOP Jr.’s curriculum is standards-aligned and features movies, quizzes, games, and activities that cover subjects ranging from science, reading and writing, math, health, social studies, and arts and technology. As learners graduate to more advanced learning, there’s BrainPop, for fourth graders and older, and GameUp, a companion educational gaming site.

Kindergarten to third grade, subscription plans start at $9.45/monthly, jr.brainpop.com

Fact Monster

Not so much an online educational gaming website, Fact Monster is a neatly organized, kid-friendly online resource for elementary school students to discover fun facts and get homework help on a wide variety of subjects. Curated by educational professionals, the detailed content is rich with information that’s easily accessible and comprehensible to young learners. Students can easily navigate through the website and select specific skills and concepts that they want to explore. Think of it as an interactive, virtual encyclopedia.

Kindergarten to fourth grade, free, ad-supported, factmonster.com

Fun Brain

Started more than 20 years ago, Fun Brain is a leader in free educational online games for kids, offering hundreds of games, books, comics, and videos that help students develop skills in math, reading, problem-solving, and literacy. Although there are plenty of banner ads on the website, the collection of fun, interactive games will engross students who may not even realize that they are learning while they play. As a bonus, site visitors also can read a variety of popular kids’ books and comics, including Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Amelia Writes Again, and Brewster Rocket.

Pre-k to eighth grade, free, ad-supported, funbrain.com

Mr. Nussbaum

Boasting more than 3,500 pages of content, including plenty of learning games on a variety of subjects, Mr. Nussbaum is free educational gaming website created by a school teacher named Greg Nussbaum. The look and feel of many of the games are decidedly old school, but unexpectedly addictive. Students can learn math skills, language arts and geography, among other subjects, through engaging interactive games and activities.

Pre-k to sixth grade, free, ad-supported, with paid ad-free memberships coming soon, mrnussbaum.com

Multiplication.com

Imagine playing Super Mario Bros. and in the middle of collecting coins, you have to answer a multiplication question in order to move on. That’s a little bit like the experience of playing the interactive multiplication games on Multiplication.com. Which is to say, the gameplay is super-fun—at least for students who like math and gaming. Although the website has a generic look and feel, the games are engaging and effective. Most games are free, and a paid subscription removes ads.

Second grade to sixth grade, subscription plans start at $9.45/monthly, multiplication.com

National Geographic Kids Games

National Geographic’s free gaming hub for kids is chock-full of more than 100 fun, interactive games and activities themed around science and geography. Gameplay range from quizzes to puzzles, as well as videos and beautifully photographed stories and essays. Parents and kids can register for a free subscription to monitor and save progress on the website, and a link to Nat Geo’s online store sells neat educational products like STEM toys and science- and geography-related books.

Kindergarten to fourth grade, free, kids.nationalgeographic.com/games

PBS Kids Games

The appeal of PBS Kids online game hub is the free access to a huge number of browser-based gaming experiences based on popular character franchises like The Cat in the Hat, Curious George, Sesame Street, and more. Online games are organized by subjects that include math, healthy habits, science, reading, and teamwork.

Kindergarten to fifth grade, free, pbskids.org/games

Prongo.com

Prongo.com is an educational website that offers fun, interactive, and educational games for kids. In addition to engaging interactive games and activities, the website also features free downloadable clip art, wallpaper, kids jokes, screensavers, and more. Online games are sorted by age groups, ranging from matching and memory games, mazes, puzzles, tic-tac-toe, and more. Brain Teasers are timed quizzes that cover topics such as dinosaurs, the human body, outer space, and inventors.

Preschool to fifth grade, free, ad-supported, prongo.com

Scholastic Games

Education publishing house Scholastic’s online hub offers a fun place for kids to spend time and learn while they play. With content organized by age and interest, the site features web-based games and quizzes as well as links to Scholastic’s growing catalog of mobile apps. Much of the content is geared toward parents and teachers, but there’s plenty of fun stuff for kids that’s interesting and engaging, including Scholastic book-themed games, like Captain Underpants, Goosebump, and The 39 Clues.

Kindergarten to fifth grade, free web games, with additional purchase options, scholastic.com/kids/games

Sheppard Software

This barebones educational gaming website features a collection of hundreds of interactive games aimed at young learners. From science to math to language arts and more, the Flash-based gameplay lets players click-and-drag through different activities that will engage young students with sounds and visual effects to make learning fun and more memorable.

Preschool to second grade, free, ad-supported, sheppardsoftware.com

Starfall

Funded by the Starfall Education Foundation, a publicly supported nonprofit organization, the Starfall website was created in 2002 as a free, public service to help teach children to read wtih phonics. Using audiovisual interactivity, games on the website are suited for kids in preschool through second grade. An optional membership expands the free content to include additional music, math, and reading activities.

Preschool to second grade, free with additional membership options, starfall.com

—Kipp Jarecke-Cheng

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We made it through 2020… almost! Wondering how to celebrate safely? We’ve got you covered with the best virtual events, festive DIY activities and socially distanced family outings.

Party with Puppers

Courtesy of Aquarium of the Pacific

Join Lang Beach's Aquarium of the Pacific for Noon Year's Eve, a family-friendly virtual event. Kids will create a fish party hat, meet a live Ambassador Animal, and dance your way to the Noon Year’s countdown with the Pacific Pals puppets!

Cost: $5
Time: 11:15a.m.–12p.m. (PST)
Online: aquariumofpacific.org

Make It Grand

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If you've got older kids or serious night owls, you might just be able to stay up late enough to join Grand Park's live dance party celebration, featuring Steven Aoki. The virtual event will be streaming on Fuse TV and Grand Park's YouTube channel

Cost: Free
Time: 11p.m.
Online: nyela.grandparkla.org

Try a DIY Drive-Thru

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Tickets to LA's best holiday drive-thrus may be sold out for New Year's, but you can still load the kids in the car, put on some festive music and do your own drive-thru around these neighborhoods. The houses on these streets go all out, with spectacular, can't miss displays. 

Glow On

South Coast Botanic Garden

Want to get out of the house in a safe, socially distanced way? Tickets are still available on Dec. 31 to explore GLOW, a nighttime light exhibit at South Coast Botanic Gardens. See the lush oasis transformed into an underwater ocean world, with thousands of lights twinkling to a curated soundtrack.

Cost: $34.95 per person for non-members; free for children 4 and under
Time:
At publication, timed tickets were still available from 6:15p.m.-8:30p.m.
Online: southcoastbotanicgarden.org

Get Decked

Bonjour Fete

Make the occasion more fun by getting all gussied up for your at-home celebration, and going all out with your NYE decor. Visit local party boutique Bonjour Fete's online shop for a stylish selection of festive garlands, paper goods and more. 

Insider tip: Bonjour Fete offers delivery via Postmates!

Pop to It

party poppers are one of the best New Year's Eve party ideas

Ring in the year with a bang (or a pop), and make your own confetti poppers with this DIY tutorial

Say Cheese!

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Take photo-snapping to the next level with our guide to creating your own at-home photo booth.

Game On!

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Family game night, anyone? Enjoy some friendly competition and play some of the best games of 2020.

Park It

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Sure, you could do a regular at-home movie night. Or you could take a cue from this year's drive-in resurgence and create your own in your living room or back yard parking lot. Ready to ride? Here''s everything you need to host a drive-in movie night.

Camp Out

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Forts and tents make everything more fun. Construct one that's totally epic with our roundup of 19 next-level indoor forts! 

Freeze Time

You know what they say about parenthood: the days are long, but the years are short. That's never been more true than this year. Be sure to memorialize the best (and not-so-best) of 2020 with this time capsule tutorial, the perfect NYE family activity.

Look Ahead

Gabby Cullen

What are you and your crew most looking forward to in 2021? (Um, where to begin?) To get your started thinking about the future, create a family vision board that showcases all your dreams and goals for the year ahead. 

Yuk It Up

fall daylight savings
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Laugh your way into the new year with these safe-for-kids jokes and puns, all about LA. 

Keep Your Eye on the Ball

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One major perk of celebrating NYE in LA? We get to see the iconic Times Square ball drop at 9p.m., perfect timing for families with little ones. And this year the all-virtual festivities start at 3p.m. (PST), and will be webcast live and commercial free. 

Time: Starting at 3p.m. (PST)
Cost: Free
Online: timesquarenyc.org

Celebrate with the Story Pirates

Story Pirates

New York-based children's entertainers Story Pirates are inviting kiddos to their virtual bash, complete with games, songs, surprises, a thrilling caper involving dragon magic, and more.

Time: 12p.m.-1p.m. (PST)
Cost: $15
Event details

Go Nuts (Peanuts, That Is)

Join the Schulz Museum (located in Santa Rosa, CA) for a virtual version of its annual New Year’s Eve celebration. There will be Peanuts-themed crafts, special appearances by Snoopy and Woodstock and a countdown to the up-down balloon drop at noon.

Time: 11 a.m.-noon (PST)
Cost: $15
Event details

 

–Shannan Rouss

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Want to put a smile back your your kids’ faces? Get them laughing with a little word play. Nothing shifts a post-back-to-school bad mood like sharing some cheesy jokes. But we’re not talking about slinging just any joke, Your Portland kiddos will love learning some new Portland jokes. We’ve rounded up our favorites for you. Read on to find out more.

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1. What do you call two straight days of rain in Portland?

A weekend.

2. What do you call a week without rain in Portland?

Summer.

3. What did the Portland kids say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Nice tan!

4. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo Predators of the Serengeti Exhibit?

Lion.

photo: Oregon Zoo via yelp

5. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.

6. What did the seashell at Long Beach say to the fish?

Call me on my shell phone.

7. Which Blazer player can jump higher than a house?

All of them—houses can’t jump at all.

8. What does a fish at Oregon Coast Aquarium say after sharing a new idea?

Let minnow what you think.

photo: Karen K. via Yelp

9. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?

An extra hour of rain.

10. What gear was the woman in when she wrecked her car? 

Nike of course!

11. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?

Because of all the rain, dear.

12. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?

Yes, they are hill areas.

13. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?

Because they like to peak.

14. In what state does the Willamette River flow?

Liquid.

15. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?

Three stripes and you’re out!

16. What do you call a witch who lives at Cannon Beach?

A sand-wich.

17. Why was the squirrel late for work?
Traffic was NUTS
—Annette Benedetti

Want to raise an empathetic, problem-solving adult? Laugh at your kids’ jokes, experts suggest.

Dr. Emma Byrne, author of Swearing is Good for You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language, explained to Romper that kids as young as eight months old will attempt to make their parents and caregivers laugh. The best thing parents can do in return? Let out a good chuckle! Kids tell jokes and do funny things in an effort to make you happy, which means it comes from a place of pure altruism, not a place of just attention-seeking.

photo: Brooke Cagle via Unsplash 

Rewarding that behavior by laughing and showing enjoyment from their actions will therefore encourage your kids to be more empathetic as they grow older, Byrne explains. Basically your kids just want to make you happy by making you smile so when you smile and laugh in return, they are encouraged to continue doing things that make others feel good.

Byrne said the key here is “Showing that you appreciate their effort, that you recognize that they…are trying so hard to make you happy, to make you smile.”

Raising kids to be humorous has plenty of other benefits as well. Studies have linked having a sense of humor to higher emotional intelligence. Research has also shown that being funny can lead to positive perceptions by others and an increase in self-confidence. Laughter and humor have also been linked with stability in relationships and marriage.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

 

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Looking for something to keep the kids entertained on a rainy day or maybe to add a fun twist into the family game night? Alexa has your back with tons of fun ways to play. These are our favorite Alexa skills and games for kids.

Brain Teasers

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“Alexa, play Beat the Intro.”

It’s “Name That Tune” in a whole new format. How quickly can you guess these popular songs—and their artists?

“Alexa, play Would You Rather for Family.”

Ah, the game of impossible choices—now in a totally family-friendly version.

“Alexa, open Kids Categories.”

Players are given a category and given 30 seconds to name as many things as possible replaced to the topic.

“Alexa, launch Guess the Number.”

Alexa will “think” of a number between 1 and 100 and your kids have to guess it while she directs them “higher” or “lower.”

“Alexa, start the spelling game.”

Your future Scripps’ Spelling Bee champion can brush up his or her spelling skills with this fun spelling bee Alexa skill.

“Alexa, open Hinky Pinky.”

Players are given a silly clue and have to solve the riddle by coming up with a pair of words that rhyme before time’s up.

“Alexa, play Jeopardy.“

What is, “How to keep my kid occupied while I cook?” for 100, Alexa? You can also ask, “Alexa, play Teen Jeopardy” for your teenaged aspiring game show stars.

Favorite Characters

LEGO

“Alexa, play Justice League Adventures.”

Team up with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and more as you work your way through this choose-your-own-adventure style game and save the day!

“Alexa, open Sesame Street.”

Use the clues to find out where Elmo is hiding.

“Alexa, start SpongeBob Challenge.”

This voice-activated memory game tests your wits as you try to take meal orders at the Krusty Krab from the residents of Bikini Bottom.

“Alexa, start Loud House challenge.”

Help Lincoln Loud navigate his chaotic household while you gather supplies for an epic sleepover, remake a birthday cake that fell on the floor, and get the youngest Loud family member to take a nap.

"Alexa, open LEGO DUPLO stories."

Alexa will launch a story game designed for kids ages 2-5. The game invites kids to use their DUPLO blocks to help tell an interactive story where they choose all the pieces (literally). Toddlers can choose between five vehicle or five animal stories, and define the route of the story, while guided by Alexa.  

The Classics

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“Alexa, open Speak Spell.”

Modeled after the classic toy, down to the original word lists, players can win by mastering commonly misspelled words.

“Alexa, open Simon Tap.”

Like the classic game from Hasbro, following the right pattern is the name of the game. Instead of the study stream of beeps, however, you’ll hear Alexa naming colors in a pattern to repeat. (You’ll need four Echo Buttons to play.)

“Alexa, open Battleship Tap.”

Play against another player or Alexa while you try to sink those battleships by guessing their locations. (You’ll need four Echo Buttons to play.)

“Alexa, play Twenty Questions.”

This one is just as much fun for parents as it is for the kiddos. See how smart Alexa really is as she figures out what you’re thinking. It’s uncanny.

"Alexa, open Bingo."

You'll need to go online to print out free BINGO cards, but then all you'll need is a pen to mark off your BINGO cards when Alexa calls out each square, one by one. 

Family Fun

Amazon

“Alexa, play Head’s Up!”

Now you can play the popular game from The Ellen DeGeneres Show with your Alexa-enabled app. As Alexa gives you clues, try your best to guess from superstars, celebrities, movies, fictional characters and more.

"Alexa, open Smarty Pants trivia."

Test your family’s knowledge on Movies, Places, History, Music, TV, Superheroes and Disney.

“Alexa, open Trivial Pursuit Family Edition.”

More trivia fun perfect for family game night.

“Alexa, play Would You Rather for Family.”

Ah, the game of impossible choices—now in a totally family-friendly version.

“Alexa, start Kids Court.”

Have a sibling or family argument you need to settle right now? The Kids Court Alexa skill takes the kids to court, where they can duke it out within the structure of the U.S. judicial system in a manner that’s surprisingly fair.

Get Moving

Laura Fuhrman

"Alexa, open freeze dancers."

Alexa will ask your kids try different silly dance moves and freeze when the music stops.

“Alexa, open Animal Workout.”

Ever wanted to do jumping jacks with a kangaroo? Push-ups with an alligator? This fun workout skill gets kids up and moving.

"Alexa start Simon Says game."

Just like the game you grew up with, this one will keep kids playing and moving for as long as Simon says.

Just for Laughs

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“Alexa, tell me a knock-knock joke.”

Lighten the mood with a joke! Your kids will love interacting with Alexa, and she’ll wait for them to say “Who’s there” before spilling the silly punchline. You can also ask, “Alexa, tell me a joke” but be prepared for some pretty terrible puns.

"Alexa, open Kiddie Jokes."

You'll find a wide variety of family-friendly jokes that will give kids and parents a good chuckle.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

Featured photo: Amazon

 

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