The holidays are filled with traditions, joy and tons of hilarious moments when you have kids. Whether you’re already worn out from winter break or if you’re just trying to keep up with that dang Elf on the Shelf, there are plenty of Twitter parents sharing in the same Christmas magic. Keep reading to see some of our fave tweets about surviving the holidays with kids.

 

1. Have kids, they said.

2. Ohh, the stress eating.

3. When all the holiday things break the bank before Christmas morning. 

 

4. What a lovely 30 minutes it is.

5. #parentperks

6. It’ll be much easier.

7. Why, tho?

8. The big man is on speed dial.

9. Not it!

10. They’ll love the center-cut filet.

11. True story.

12. Dasher, Prancer, Rudolph!

13. Double-edged sword.

14. #elffail

15. Same.

16. What is it about squirrels? 

 

––Karly Wood

Feature image: Gratisography

 

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This year has been one for the books and as we prepare to say goodbye to 2019, it’s impossible not to look back and see the humor in it all. From surviving winter and summer break to getting back into school schedules and wrangling toddlers, parenting was nothing if not a wild ride this last year. Keep scrolling to see some of the best tweets from this last year and get ready for all that 2020 is bound to bring.

1. A moment of silence.

2. Same.

3. It totally counts.

5. When even their “inside voice” is too loud.

6. It’s an acquired taste.

7. Do as I say, not as I do.

8. It’s quite the skill.

9. Always

10. Starting the day off right.

11. DATE NIGHT!

12. But seriously.

13. We will make it––promise.

https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1107790346547855360?s=20

14. Because kids.

15. Honesty is always the best policy.

16. It’s going to be amazing!

17. Have kids, they said.

18. Yep.

19. Are we there yet?

20. Slow and steady wins the race.

21. Technically that IS accurate so…

22. Maybe next year.

23. True happiness!

24. Not it!

25. The big man is totally on speed dial.

––Karly Wood

 

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Oh, hello weekend. Parenting had us on our toes this week and we can’t help but look forward to two semi-blissful days of no obligations. If you’ve had a crazy week, then you’ll enjoy sitting back with our freshest batch of hilarious tweets that are all about the joy of raising kiddos.

 

1. No, it was not.

2. New superhero name!

3. Oh yes, they should!

4. It’s going to be amazing.

5. 🙄

6. Preggo probs.

7. Every mom. EVER.

8. Whoops.

9. Or does it?

https://twitter.com/fakeadultmom/status/1131515036940296197

10. Truth.

––Karly Wood

 

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Parenting––it keeps us on our toes. Whether it’s avoiding piles of LEGO bricks or racing back and forth for a 10-part bedtime routine, every day is a new and hilarious adventure! Keep reading to see our roundup of Twitter moms and dads owning the parenting game this week.

 

1. Guilty.

2. No, no. you cannot.

3. AGREED.

4. Making the best of it:

5. Sooooo, it’s going quite well.

6. Totally using this later today.

7. Truer words have never been spoken.

8. But they’re cute mason jars.

9. And that’s kinda the same thing.

10. So… something to look forward to, then?

––Karly Wood

 

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Mealtime, bedtime and every time in between––our kids keep us laughing. This week’s roundup of funny tweets is all about the hilarious trials of bedtime and the quest for some alone time (is five minutes so much to ask?), and it’ll have you laughing all the way through the weekend.

 

1. Easy as 1, 2, 3!

2. Sorry, Cathy.

https://twitter.com/MrGirlDad/status/1120337328894107649

3. Gotta watch out for that yogurt.

4. Oh, AMEN.

5. A little uncomfortable?

6. Go for the donut.

7. #momsdayout

8. Sounds about right.

9. Makes sense.

10. Day 76 🤣

 

––Karly Wood

 

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You made it––another week in the books! Whether you had an easy week getting everyone back to school after Spring Break or you barely made it through by the skin of your teeth, why not reward yourself with a batch of funny tweets? Keep reading for our roundup of the funniest things parents had to say on Twitter this week.

 

1. Just prepping for a summer of “look at me!”

2. Any.THING.

3. Works every time.

4. Dang you Kroger for moving the bread aisle!

5. Nope.

6. WHY!?

7. We’d go.

8. 🤷

9. No, it won’t…

10. Greeeaaaat.

––Karly Wood

 

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

 

This week we’re living our best life with kids: navigating Spring Break, trying to keep enough snacks in stock and all the other things that come with raising tiny humans. If you’re in the trenches and need a mini-break, kick back with our roundup of funny tweets and know that you’re not in it alone!

 

1. No, no you do not.

2. SNACKS.

3. Truth.

4. 🙄

5. Can’t be greedy!

6. Because, kids.

7. #dadlife

8. Goals.

9. The truth about game night:

10. When you don’t want to go to school…

https://twitter.com/LittleMissAngr1/status/1113764877531672582

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

 

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Our fellow parents are deep in the trenches of Spring Break or preparing for it in the next week. While the time off school is only five days, it’s a good reminder of the summer fun that awaits! While you gear up for more time with the kiddos, keep scrolling to see our roundup of funny tweets from the week.

1. Oh totally––let it slide.

2. 🤦‍♀️

3. Us too!

4. Will she make it to the other side?

5. RIGHT!?

6. Here. We. Are.

https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1110293130912292864

7. It’s just a fact.

8. Been there, done that.

9. So… about that snack.

10. Don’t mess with the shows.

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

 

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Parents are getting through the tail end of being couped up with the kids this winter by sharing some hilarious sentiments on Twitter this week. Whether it’s reveling in that cup of coffee or wondering why we just can’t stop repeating ourselves, our roundup of funny tweets will give you a chuckle.

 

1. ::oommmmmm::

2. ☕☕☕

3. Samesies.

4. Tiny daggers 🤣

5. Enjoy that alone time while you can get it!

6. GENIUS!

7. Because parenting.

8. Basically.

9. NOOOOOO

10. What, WHAT?

––Karly Wood

photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

 

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Goodbye February! We are ready to embrace shamrocks and the warm spring weather, but until the snow totally thaws we’re going to keep ourselves warm with the laughter that comes with catching upon on some funny tweets. Keep scrolling to see this week’s roundup of hilarious thoughts on parenting from Twitter.

1. 👏

2. Too TRUE!

3. Same.

4. Don’t fall for it!

5. No there are not.

6. Yep.

7. Starting the day off right.

8. Yes, please.

9. Sickness BE GONE.

––Karly Wood

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