This SNL Macy’s Ad parody should be required yearly holiday viewing

You’re not the only parent dreading holiday outfit season—and Saturday Night Live is here to prove it. In this classic short, which should be required viewing by moms and dads every year, SNL parodies a Macy’s Christmas clothing sale commercial, revealing what everyone really thinks about those not-so-comfy kids’ clothes—and maybe about their spouses, too. This one’s NSFK (Not Safe for Kids) so watch it when you’ve got 2 minutes to yourself. LOL.

While you’re at it, keep the SNL hits coming with viewings of “I Got a Robe,” the forever mom holiday anthem, and the “Best Christmas Ever” skit, in which Matt Damon and Cecily Strong flashback to the hot mess that was their supposedly “perfect” and “magical” day.

After opening with men’s blazers and women’s cashmere sweaters, the faux ad kicks up the comedy as the voiceover says, “And for your little ones, Macy’s has the best of fashions that will have them saying…” Here’s where the cute kiddos go full-on into pure Christmas-time tantrums. One little girl stomps up and down, shouting, “It’s too hot!” A boy snarks, “It itches,” and a baby—well, the half-dressed tot just cries (how we feel this in our bones).

The mock-mercial previews just about every rewarding experience that awaits you, including, “wrestling your wiggly little monster into winter clothes” and “Merino sweaters that won’t fit over his head.” The parody goes on to advertise “hard, shiny shoes that hurt,” “all holiday rompers she’ll never get off in time,” “kids’ jackets so big and thick, they won’t fit in their car seats anymore,” “snow boots that are so hard to put on it will strain your marriage,” and, of course, “shirts with the wrong Frozen princess.”

If you’re in the heat of the holiday hustle, we suggest that you take a break and watch this so you can laugh-cry about the fun, festive tradition.

These not-scary Halloween movies for kids make a spooktacular fun family night at home

The night of trick-or-treating will be here soon, and what better way to get into the mood than with some not-s0-scary Halloween movies for kids? This list has something for everyone from toddlers to big kids, and the best part is none of them will leave littles with nightmares. If you have older kids who might be ready for more chills, check out our list of scary movies for kids. If you make a night out of it, consider making a Halloween-themed dinner too!

Barney Halloween Party

Everyone's favorite plum-colored T-Rex recruits his pals B.J. and Baby Bop for a night of tricks and treats. The crew is getting ready for a costume party held at the school gym, and you can bet there will be singing, dancing, and lots of chitchat about friendship along the way. But fear not: There are more giggles than gasps to be had in this Halloween adventure.

Recommended for ages 2 and older.

Stream it on YouTube.

Curious George: A Halloween Boo Fest

Curiosity gets this little primate into a lot of predicaments. On Halloween, that translates to an adventure with the Man in the Yellow Hat and some other friends to solve the mysterious legend of No Noggin. No need to hide behind the sofa, though; this treat is less Headless Horseman, and more horsing around. So, for a fun flick about friendship, teamwork, and candy, this one's for your brood.

Recommended for ages 3 and older.

Stream it on Apple TV or buy it on Amazon.

Related: Best Halloween Movies for Kids You Can Stream Now

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Monster Musical

Mickey, Minnie, and Pluto all head out to a haunted castle, where cinema's classic monsters are in the mood to party. We're talking Disney-verse takes on the Wolf Man, Frankenstein's Monster, and Count Mickula himself. Luckily, they can all carry a tune, because the movie culminates in a musical starring the gang's new monsterly friends that will thrill the little ones.

Recommended for ages 3 and older.

Buy it on Amazon

 

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie

Facing your fears is easy when you have the support of your friends. That's the heartfelt message embedded in this sweet-as-honey Halloween story starring Pooh Bear and the rest of the Hundred Acre crew. It's Lumpy's first Halloween but the spooky antics of the Gobloon have him shaking in his stompers. Thankfully, tiny Roo is there to help Lumpy conquer his fears.

Recommended for ages 3 and older.

Stream it on Amazon Prime

Eloise's Rawther Unusual Halloween

Ghosts and goblins have nothing on this six-year-old blondie. Not even the Plaza's most legendary former guest, Diamond Jim Johnson, who waits for October 31 every year to pay his old haunt a visit. When Eloise finds herself suspect No. 1 behind the scare tactics, she launches her own supernatural investigation. Grab the popcorn and settle in for three episodes of wicked fun.

Recommended for ages 4 and older.

Stream it on Apple TV

Related: 21 Easy Homemade Healthy(ish) Halloween Snacks

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

No holiday is complete without the Peanuts gang. From Valentine's Day and Election Day to Thanksgiving and Christmas, these guys have an animated special for every occasion. And Halloween is no exception. Here, Chuck and company go trick-or-treating, while Linus and Sally hide out in a pumpkin patch to spy on the Great Pumpkin. Parents, you know this one never gets old.

Recommended for ages 4 and older.

Stream it on Apple TV

A Very Brave Witch and More Great Halloween Stories for Kids

Part of a series that includes several animated Scholastic tales, A Very Brave Witch offers some mildly spooky fun for the littles. The story is narrated by Elle Fanning and follows a girl witch as she unravels the stereotypes of humankind and comes out the other side with greater understanding. Further fun comes in the form of "The Three-Legged Cat," "Georgie," and more.

Recommended for ages 4 and older.

Buy it on Amazon

Dear Dracula

According to lore, Count Drac is a sharp-fanged vampire who feeds on all blood types and shapeshifts for fun. But with Dear Dracula, we get to see a softer side of the Transylvanian nobleman. When Sam, a shy kid who doesn't fit in, writes to the Count, who feels rejected in today's monster mash, the two turn Halloween into a sweet night of getting their mojos back.

Recommended for ages 5 and older.

Stream it on Amazon Prime. 

Related: 33 Pumpkin Carving Designs That’ll Wow the Neighborhood

Mickey's House of Villains

The good guys may always win in the end, but the baddies sure do have a lot of fun before their defeat. In this animated classic Halloween movie for kids, Disney's baddest bunch, from Jafar and Hades to Maleficent and Ursula, descend upon Mickey and Minnie's abode, with the mousey couple battling the iconic villains to save their House of Mouse.

Recommended for ages 5 and older.

Stream it on Apple TV.

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Released in 1949, this two-story classic remains a sight to behold nearly a century later, its vibrant animation both impressive and nostalgic. Opening the film, Mr. Toad goes on an adventure through the willows before headliner Ichabod Crane mingles with the Headless Horseman. Now, this part is an adaptation of Sleepy Hollow, but rest assured it's about as spine-tingling as a tickling feather.

Recommended for ages 6 and older.

Stream it on Disney+.

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore can hang with anyone–they are popstar royalty, after all. So, palling around with Dr. Frankenstein and his Monster is no thang for these 'munkies. Not to mention they're all scientific anomalies. What could go wrong? Set in a studio theme park under the night sky, the boys sing songs and learn that not all monsters are scary.

Recommended for ages 6 and older.

Stream it on Vudu.

Related: 27 Not-Too-Spooky Songs for Your Halloween Playlist

Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King

When we tell you there are a zillion Scooby spinoffs floating around digital libraries, we're not lying. Especially since no one has ever really defined "zillion." Nevertheless, Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King is one worth your time. Here, Shaggy and his goofy Great Dane head into the underworld to take on goblins and mortals with bad intentions. Up for another? Hunt down Zombie Island!

Recommended for ages 6 and older

Stream it on Max and Apple TV.

Casper Meets Wendy

Hilary Duff makes her video debut with a silly spook-fest that costars the world's friendliest ghost. Duff plays Wendy, a witch with a heart of gold, and with Casper, the two take on the evil warlock wreaking havoc on their town. Kids will love the amusing slapstick and goofy shenanigans. Parents? There's actually some A-list talent here. See: Cathy Moriarty, Teri Garr, and Shelley Duvall.

Recommended for ages 6 and older.

Stream it on YouTube.

Scared Shrekless

He's green. He's mean. And he's always dressed for Halloween. He's Shrek, and he's the ogre at the center of this DreamWorks spinoff dedicated to the last day of October. Challenging his scaredy-cat pals to a night of ghost stories and haunted castle dwellings, Shrek sets out to crown the King of Halloween. And just like the other films in the canon, this one is all giggles, all the time.

Recommended for ages 6 and older.

Stream it on Freeform. 

Toy Story of TERROR!

Woody, Pixar's pull-string cowboy who can make adults cry like babies, teams up with the contents of his human's toy box for another adventure straddling the border between the human world and the secret life of toys. This time, the gang is trapped at a roadside motel when members of their crew begin to go missing. But if we know Woody, he's got this. Unless there's a snake in his boot.

Recommended for ages 6 and older.

Stream it on Disney+.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

The comedy duo extraordinaire put their slapstick brilliance into action with a story that sees the Wolf Man warning the bumbling pair that Dr. Frankenstein wants their brains for his creation. Hmm, who wants to be the one to tell the mad doc these two aren't the sharpest pencils in the box? Older kids, tweens, parents, and everyone will delight in this horror-screwball classic Halloween movie. 

Recommended for ages 7 and older.

Stream it on Amazon Prime.

Related: 15 Magical Witch Movies to Watch with Your Kids This Season

Casper & Friends

The kindly spirit stars in this collection of charming animated tales. A retro time capsule that includes adventures with Wendy the Good Little Witch, Baby Huey, and Little Audrey, the '90s series offers 51 episodes of Halloween fare that'll scare the boredom right out of the younger set. All that's missing is some boo-nanas and ghoul-aid.

Recommended for ages 7 and older.

Stream it on Amazon Prime.

 

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a not scary Halloween movie
Walt Disney Pictures

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Visionary director Tim Burton works his magic on a tale about a bony pumpkin king named Jack Skellington who stumbles onto a wondrous world of twinkling lights, happy faces, and snowflakes. It's called Christmas Town, and it's exactly what he believes his macabre town needs. Both kids and parents will get a kick out of the gothic creativity on display, as well as Danny Elfman's composition.

Recommended for ages 7 and older.

Stream it on Disney+.

Hotel Transylvania

Not only a wonderful gateway film for kids into the family-friendly horror movie genre, Hotel Transylvania is a first-class father-daughter comedy that tugs at all the right strings. About a Count who runs a resort for monsters only, the film is a mash-up of signature Adam Sandler comedy and wonderful animated misadventures that will keep the kids howling.

Recommended for ages 7 and older

Stream it on Hulu, and Apple TV, and rent it on Amazon.

Girl vs. Monster

For some, learning how their parents lived through the '60s is the most shocking revelation they'll hear. For Skylar Lewis, it's learning that her parents are monster hunters. After haphazardly releasing every monster her parents have captured, this Buffy-in-training and her friends are forced to face not only their demons but save their parents from the very monsters they'd hunted.

Recommended for ages 7 and older.

Stream it on Disney + or rent it on Amazon Prime.

Halloweentown

Just like Christmas, Halloween is always under attack. From evil forces to wicked monsters, the joyful night of trick-or-treating is just one dark spell away from vanishing into the ether. Luckily, we have Marnie, Aggie, and Gwen to rely on. Three generations of vigilant witches take to their broomsticks to save Halloweentown, their adventures kicking off in this franchise opener.

Recommended for ages 7 and older.

Stream it on Disney+ or rent it on Amazon Prime. 

Monsterous Holiday

A clever holiday-fusing tale, this one has fun with science, football, and the spirit of the holidays. The story follows Andy, a kid who accidentally creates a monster. In a twist of irony, his monster is his mirror opposite: It craves sports, while Andy craves beakers and experiments. Helping each other become their best selves, the two kick off the best holiday season ever.

Recommended for ages 7 and older. 

Stream it on Amazon Prime. 

 

Related: 13 Scary Flicks for Your Budding Horror Movie Fan

 

 

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Let your Halloween door decorations do the spooking for you this year

It’s October—Halloween has officially arrived! Now is the time to get your house ready with your favorite Halloween inflatables and pumpkins (be sure to use one of our pumpkin stencil designs), but what about Halloween door decorations and front porch Halloween decorations? From rustic door panels, crow silhouettes, and even a witch who has a wrong turn, we’ve got 11 easy ideas to make your front entrance shine this Halloween. When you’re done with the decor, plan a movie night by picking one of the best Halloween movies on Netflix, and don’t forget the movie night snacks!

Monster Halloween Door

Would you believe us if we told you there’s no need for a kit when it comes to re-creating this monster Halloween door decoration? Just lots of poster board. We are so inspired by @liz.morrow’s gorgeous setup. For another idea, check out our monster door tutorial.

Pretty in Pink Halloween Door

 

Who says Halloween door decorations have to be scary? This adorable setup gives us just as many thrills as something a little more spooky might.

Halloween Door Panels

Amazon

These rustic signs are made from fabric that is weather-resistant, washable, and easy to put away to use in future years.

Get the look here

Spider Web Halloween Door

spider web halloween door decorations
Ashley & Hallman via Jane Can

This spider web door from Jane Can is too cute to spook! Grab yarn, Styrofoam balls, pom poms, and pipe cleaners to make this large spindly web and multi-legged spiders. 

Get the look here.

 

Related: 14 Genius (Almost) Homemade Halloween Decorations

Shadowy Silhouette Halloween Door

Wayfair

This shadowy silhouette is an easy one to fix up. Plus, there's no adhesive, and you can use it year after year.

Get the look here.  

Mummy Halloween Door Decorations

mummy Halloween door decorations
Carol Speake via Always The Holiday

Little ghosts will brave the walk to your front door when they see this welcoming mummy. A breeze to create with white streamers, black and yellow construction paper, and tape. 

Get the look here.

 

Witch Crash Halloween Door Wreath

Alison Faulkner via The Alison Show

Your little pretties will be bewitched by a crash-landing witch wreath! 

Get the look here.

Eyeball Door Wreath

Nicole & Candace via Crafty Sisters

All eyes are on the costumed guests! Add a little eerie to your door with an eyeball wreath like the one spotted over at Crafty Sisters

Get the look here

Related: DIY Halloween Decorations to Deck Your Haunted Halls

Moving Spiders

Delia Creates

Add a little creep factor with magnetic spiders (that you can move!) like these from Delia Creates.

Get the look here.  

Eek! Door Light

Settle this in next to a few spiders and cobwebs around your door, and it'll be a sweetly scary way to light up your front door on Halloween. 

Get the look here. 

Crows Flying Halloween Door

silhouette birds halloween door decorations
Idle Wife

There’s something eerie about swirling crows (thank you, Alfred Hitchcock), and we love the look spotted over at the Idle Wife.

Get the look here

 

Whether you are planning a big Halloween party or just a festive night at home with the family, these Halloween songs for kids will get everyone into the groove.

Get yourself in the mood for ghosts and goblins with this not-too-scary list of Halloween songs for kids. Don your Halloween costumes and cue up your playlist with old favorites like “Ghostbusters,” “Monster Mash,” and “I Want Candy.” You just might find some new favorite tunes to get you in the Halloween spirit before you dive into those party games!

Halloween songs for young kids

 

The Great Pumpkin Waltz by Vince Guaraldi

This is a classic Halloween song for kids you'll want to add to your playlist for sure! 

Haunting Days of Halloween

By Lucy Kalantari & the Jazz Cats

Haunting days of Halloween
Nothing's quite as it may seem
All the tales you’ve been told
All the creatures you know
Have been walking with you hiding under your nose
But now now now now 
It’s time time time
To be free!

Witches' Brew by Hap Palmer

Dead leaves, seaweed, rotten eggs too
Stir them in my witches' brew
I got magic
Alakazamakazoo

Spider web, moldy bread, mucky mud too
Stir them in my witches' brew
I got magic
Alakazamakazoo

Halloween Rules by Bounce Patrol

Whatcha wanna be for Halloween
A ghosty or a goblin or the fairy queen
A superhero red and blue
A monkey or a mouse
It's up to you

Ding dong, trick-or-treat
Walking up and down the street
Halloween night is way too cool

Ding dong, trick-or-treat
Candy and make believe
Can you shout it out? 
Halloween Rules!

Related: Grinning Ghouls: 35 Halloween Jokes for Kids

Five Little Ghosts

Five little ghosts went out one night
Haunting, spooking what a fright
Mother ghost said, "Booooo, boo!"
But back to the house only four ghosts flew
One, two, three, four

Four little ghosts went out one night
Haunting, spooking what a fright
Mother ghost said, "Booooo, boo!"
But back to the house only three ghosts flew
One, two, three

Down by the Spooky Bay

Down by the bay
Where the pumpkins grow
Back to my home
I dare not go

For if I do
My mummy will say
Did you ever see a ghost
Eating some toast
Down by the bay

Down by the bay
Where the pumpkins grow
Back to my home
I dare not go

For if I do
My mummy will say
Did you ever see a vampire
Making a campfire
Down by the bay

Trick or Treat Nursery Rhyme

By Blippi

Every 31st of October there's a day
Where the people all come out onto the streets and like to play

All dressed up in costumes in all shapes and every size
It can be a little spooky but no need to close your eyes.

Five Little Pumpkins

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
First one said "Oh my, it's getting late!"
Second one said "There are witches in the air,"
Third one said "but we don't care!"
Fourth one said "Let's run and run and run."
Fifth one said "I'm ready for some fun!"
Ooo ooo went the wind, and out went the lights,
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

Halloween Sharks

By PinkFong

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark (BOO)

Halloween, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Halloween, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Halloween, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Halloween!

Skeleton Dance

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Monster Boogie

By Laurie Berkner

I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen
My eyes are purple and my teeth are green
I'm big and I'm scary, you know what I mean
This is what I like to do

I do the monster boogie, the monster boogie
The monster boogie round the room
Everybody does the monster boogie
The monster boogie, the monster boogie

Choc-o-lot in My Pock-o-lot

By Laurie Berkner

When I walk, I walk a lot
And when I talk, I talk a lot
And when I’m not, what do I got?

Choc-o-lot! I got choc-o-lot!
I got choc-o-lot in my pock-o-lot!

I wear my shoes and my socks a lot
And when I paint, I wear a smock a lot
But when I’m not, what do I got?

Choc-o-lot! I got choc-o-lot!

The Purple People Eater

By Sheb Wooley

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)

Scooby Doo Theme Song

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?
We got some work to do now
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?
We need some help from you now

Halloween songs for older kids

 

Something's Brewing

By Purple Fox and the Heebie Jeebies

Something's brewing in the basement
That's where, the basement
Down, down, down, down, down
Something's spooky on the stairs
There's an empty chair
I think this house is haunted
Look around, look around
What's that sound? 
Don't look now
Is that a blob?
Or is it Bob?

You can find the whole Something's Brewing  . . . It's Halloween album here

Disney Halloween Songs

This medley of Disney Halloween songs includes "This Is Halloween," "Vive La Vi," "The Haunted Mansion Opening Title," "It is Halloween-lo-ween," "I put a spell on you," and "Grim, grinning Ghosts."

Haunted House

Oh no, here we go
Walking through the haunted house
Haunted house, haunted house
What do you see?
I see skeletons!

Oh no, here we go
Walking through the haunted house
Haunted house, haunted house
What do you see?
I see a witch!

Ghost In My House

By Jumpin' Jamie

My homework's missing
There's holes in the sheets
He pushed my sister
And blamed it on me
Always turning on and off the lights
And making noise so I can't sleep at night

There's a ghost in my house
And he's really annoying
And he needs to get a job
But no one will employ him

Monster Mash

By Bobby Pickett

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

I Want Candy

By The Strangeloves

I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Related: Halloween Party Games for Kids

Ghostbusters Theme Song

By Ray Parker, Jr. 

Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

The Addams Family Theme Song

By Vic Mizzy

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams family
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams family

This Is Halloween

From The Nightmare before Christmas

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

Costume Party

By The Popups

Went to the closet to put on some costume clothes
and there it was just hanging right above my head
my sister grabbed the tie that grandpa used to wear
and I only had eyes on that lavender dress (really had my eye)

(It's a costume party!) maybe it's the way some things button in the back
some are really scratchy some are silken thread
it's ok to try things on to see how it feels
because clothes I suppose are just the way that you're dressed

Jump in the Line (Shake Senora)

By Harry Belafonte

Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora,
Work your body line
Work, work, work, Senora,
Work it all the time

Little Red Riding Hood

By Sam the Sham

Owoooooooo!
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want
Listen to me
Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone

Related: Underwear Jokes That Are Mostly Clean 

The Ninjas

By Barenaked Ladies

I woke up this morning
And everything was different
Something was strange in the air
I woke up this morning
And everything was different
I knew that the ninjas had been there

Skeletone

by Caspar Babypants (aka Chris Ballew from the '90s band Presidents of the United States of America)

On Halloween he can be seen dancing to and fro
play your bones, Skeletone
In the mist he will insist on a long solo
play your bones, Skeletone

If your kiddo has run out of things to watch, try out these 17 kids’ TV shows on YouTube that they can watch for free

Have you exhausted the kid-friendly content on your family’s face streaming service? Before you start a round of repeats, check out the free fun with our ultimate list of free kids shows on YouTube. From nostalgic shows from your own childhood to contemporary cartoons, these YouTube shows for kids are imaginative, entertaining, and maybe even educational too! As if that wasn’t enough, there are free movies on YouTube and our ultimate list of YouTube channels for kids is filled with fun and educational entertainment.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a kids tv show you can find on YouTube
Disney Junior

"Oh, Toodles!" Did you know you can watch Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and the gang on YouTube? Yup, this show has been entertaining tots for years, and you can get full episodes of this kids' show by checking out the Disney Junior channel

Bluey

Bluey is a kids show you can find on YouTube
Bluey TV

Everyone's favorite Blue Heeler pup is on YouTube! Subscribe to the official Bluey channel for full episodes, bonus bits, and fun family segments. 

Peter Rabbit

Peter Rabbit is a free kids show on youtube

Based on Beatrix Potter's beloved character, this animated series on YouTube follows that curious rabbit and his friends (think Benjamin, Mr. Fisher, and other iconic Potter animals) through the woods, into Mr. MacGregor's garden, and much more. 

Blippi

Blippi is a free kids show on YouTube
Blippi via YouTube

Blippi is an original free kids' show on YouTube that's super popular with the little ones. If you haven't heard of him, just wait.

Related: ’90’s TV Shows to Watch with the Kids

PAW Patrol

kids shows on youtube

Everyone's favorite pup heroes can be found on YouTube! Head to their official channel and find hundreds of your kids' favorite episodes and seasons. There are also live streams and compilations. 

Pinkalicious and Peterrific

PBS Kids via YouTube

Catch full-length episodes of this PBS Kids pick on YouTube. If your child is a fan, they can watch the show whenever they want—and for free. 

The New Adventures of He-Man

He Man is a free kids show on YouTube
He Man via YouTube

This classic cartoon brings a definite sense of nostalgia. The free kids show on YouTube  The New Adventures of He-Man, brings the animated awesomeness to a whole new generation. 

Tyler Perry's Young Dylan

Young Dylan is a free kids show on YouTube
Nickelodeon via YouTube

Tyler Perry brings rapper Young Dylan to this perfect-for-your-tween Nickelodeon show. Check out the full free episodes on the Nickelodeon YouTube channel.

Related: 100+ Movies Every Kid Needs to See Before They Grow Up

Read-Along with PBS Kids

kids shows on youtube
PBS Kids via YouTube

You can't get to the local library for an IRL story time. Don't worry, PBS Kids has you covered. Hear stories read by beloved authors, such as Marc Brown and Victoria Kann. 

Arthur

PBS Kids via YouTube

The adventurous aardvark brings full-length episodes to your laptop, tablet, or smartphone screen via the PBS Kids YouTube channel. 

It's Okay to Be Smart

It's Okay to Be Smart is a free kids tv show on YouTube
It's Okay to Be Smart via YouTube

Joe Hanson, Ph.D. explains why we're ticklish, how trees can fight climate change, and other science topics in this PBS Digital Studios show. While the content is probably over your tot's head, it's perfect for older kids and tweens.

Related: 40 YouTube Channels Just for Kids

Sabrina the Animated Series

Sabrina the Animated Series is a free kids tv show on YouTube
Sabrina the Animated Series via YouTube

WildBrain brings your family animated full-length episodes featuring 12-year-old Sabrina Spellman and the rest of the gang. While it's not the same as the Melissa Joan Hart version, your older kiddo will get a kick out of it.

Star Wars Kids

Star Wars Kids via YouTube

Would your young Jedi sit in front of a Star Wars-themed screen for hours? If you're looking for a way to get in some galactic entertainment, minus a day-long binge-fest, the Star Wars Kids YouTube channel features under five-minute looks at fan fave films!

Blaze and the Monster Machines

Blaze and the Monster Machines is a free kids show on YouTube
Blaze and the Monster Machines via YouTube

If your child is a fan of this Nick Jr. show, they can watch full-length Blaze and the Monster Machines episodes on YouTube. Along with the show, kids can also catch monster truck madness sing-alongs and learn through Blaze's latest adventure activities.

Related: 12 YouTube Workouts for New Moms (They’re Free & Fun!)

Sesame Street

Sesame Street via YouTube

For more than 50 years, Sesame Street has entertained and educated children across the globe. Catch full episodes featuring Elmo, Cookie Monster, and all your little one's favorite friends when you subscribe to the childhood classic on YouTube.

Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood

You can find full episodes of this popular preschool show inspired by the original Mr. Roger's Neighborhood on PBS's YouTube channel

Sid the Science Kid

Sid the Science Kid via Youtube

Enjoy videos about Sid the Science Kid from the Jim Henson Company. Kids can enjoy episodes that teach about washing their hands and growing up. 

 

 

Get ready to meet a busy spider, friendly monsters, and a few ghosts that just want to say hi

It’s that time of year when ghosts and witches start making an appearance in windows and on lawns and a visit to the pumpkin patch is on the horizon. These sweet-and-just-a-little spooky Halloween books make the perfect addition to any shelf. If these aren’t enough for your avid reader, check out these magical books about witches!

Halloween Books for Little Kids


Random House

Happy Halloween from the Very Busy Spider

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This darling Halloween board book by Eric Carle will have kids squealing with delight as they lift the flaps to discover spooky fun with The Very Busy Spider and a special appearance by The Very Hungry Caterpillar too. Ages: 0-3


Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Trick or Treat Yourself: A Little Book of Mischief

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All your Brown and friends are back in this sweet, not scary book about Halloween. Little readers will see how fun it is to dress up and be someone else for a day, play some harmless tricks and enjoy sweet treats. Ages: 2-5


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Random House Books

Open the Witch's Door

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Fun flaps abound in this adorable Halloween board book from Jannie Ho. Step inside the witch's house and see just what's behind all the doors! Ages: Baby to 3


super hero halloween is a halloween book
Random House Books

Super Hero Halloween!

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Join your fave little heroes like Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, and more DC Super Heroes as they dress up and celebrate Halloween. This sweet board book has darling illustrations and simple prose and makes a perfect gift this spooky season. Ages: Baby to 3


go to sleep little creep is a halloween book
Crown Books for Young Readers

Go to Sleep, Little Creep

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Even little creepy monsters, howling werewolves, and tiny trolls have bedtime rituals to attend to, and bedtimes to adhere to. This perfectly sweet rhyming picture book is a great nighttime read this October or any time of the year. Authored by David Quinn and adorably illustrated by Ashley Spires. Ages: 2-5


Candlewick Entertainment

Follow Peppa Pig and the Halloween Costume

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Peppa finds that choosing the right costume can be a bit tricky! Fans of Peppa and fans of Halloween alike will enjoy this easy read for little ones as any parent can relate to their kiddos' quest for the perfect costume. Ages: 2-5


Eat Pete is a Halloween book
Nancy Paulsen

Eat Pete!

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Pete couldn't be more thrilled when a monster shows up in his bedroom. Now Pete has someone to play with! And the hungry monster couldn't be more thrilled to be there, either. Now he can . . . EAT PETE! This adorable and hilarious book by Michael Rex, author of Goodnight Goon, will have you laughing, moaning, and loving a monster tale you can all appreciate. Ages: 2-5


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Random House Books

There’s a Monster in Your Book

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Remember Grover and There’s a Monster at the End of This Book? This new book by author Tom Fletcher and illustrator Greg Abbott is like that Sesame Street classic meets Press Here. There’s a monster in your book, and you’ve got to shake, tickle, and shout to see if you can get him out. Ages: 2-7


There's a witch in your book is a Halloween book
Random House Books

There's a Witch in Your Book

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Tom Fletcher and Greg Abbott have added another book in the "Who's In Your Book" series with this festive tale. This interactive book takes readers along when a grumpy witch throws a spell at you! With fun illustrations and instructions along the way, There's a Witch In Your Book will quickly become a holiday favorite. Ages 3-7


Maurice the Unbeastly is a Halloween book
Sterling Children's Books

Maurice the Unbeastly

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Beasts roar and beasts destroy—except Maurice. He’s the kale-eating, kind-hearted, incredibly polite beast who just doesn’t quite fit in. Mama and Papa send him off to the Abominable Academy for Brutish Beasts to learn how to scowl, snarl and howl like a pro. But Maurice just can’t stop being Maurice—and he ends up teaching everyone else (including readers) why being true to yourself is the most important thing of all. By Amy Dixon, with gorgeous illustrations by Karl James Mountford. Ages: 3 and up


Candlewick Press

Leila, the Perfect Witch

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Leila Wayward is the fastest flier, has won trophies for potions, and now she wants to win the Magnificent Witchy Cake-off! Unfortunately, she is terrible in the kitchen. With the help of her sisters, she feels accepted no matter her skills. Together with vibrant and fanciful illustrations, Flavia Z. Drago's story of trying your best no matter what is a must-read for budding bakers.


Vlad the Rad is a Halloween book
Random House Books

Vlad the Rad

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NY Times bestselling illustrator Brigette Barrager brings Vlad, a high-energy young vampire, to life in this adorable picture book. Not only does Vlad love skateboarding (because he's rad!) he also loves schoolwork. This makes this a great back-to-school, fall book for kids. Ages: 3-7


Random House

The 12 Days of Halloween

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Count it down! This clever adaptation of the 12 Days of Christmas includes eight black cats hissing, seven spiders crawling, six ghosts a-spooking, and five bags of candy! Read it, sing it, chant it, and read it again to get into the Halloween spirit. It comes with a sheet of cute Halloween stickers, too. Written by Jenna Lettice and illustrated by Colleen Madden. Ages: 3-7


Trick or Treat Crankenstein is a Halloween book
Little Brown Books

Trick or Treat, Crankenstein

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Crankenstein is back! Samantha Berger and Dan Santant follow the lovable character as he navigates his fave holiday. But will a toothache, a pumpkin carving issue, and a terrible costume nightmare take out all the fun? Ages: 4-8


The Great Pumpkin Returns is a Halloween Book
Simon & Schuster

The Great Pumpkin Returns

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Peanuts fans that waited all night in the most sincere pumpkin patch with Linus will be thrilled to read this new Halloween book. All Linus needs is one faithful companion who truly believes in the Great Pumpkin, to stay with him on Halloween night. Though most of the gang don’t even want to hear about the Great Pumpkin (again) this year, Linus finds an ally in Peppermint Patty. But will it be enough to grant a visit? Ages: 4 and up


Zip Zoom on a Broom is a Halloween Book
Little, Brown Books

Zip! Zoom! on a Broom

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From the creator of the NY Times Best Picture Book From Letter to Letter, Terri Sloat, and acclaimed artist Rosaline Bonnette, this is a fantastic rhyming Halloween book to celebrate the witchy season. Join ten feisty witches and one adorable kitten as they travel from spooky castle to graveyard and beyond. Ages: 5-8


Boyds Mills Press

Cy Makes a Friend

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Cy (the Cyclops) is good at lots of things: he can build nearly anything from robots to toys, but there is one thing he is not so great at making—friends. This book explores the fears kids can have about finding and making new friends, and shows that with bravery, practice, confidence, and patience, even a shy Cyclops monster can succeed. It offers gentle suggestions for shy kiddos trying to branch out, plus it’s a clever intro to mythological creatures. Written by Anne Marie Stephens and illustrated by Tracy Subisak. Ages: 4-8


monsters are afraid of babies is a good halloween book
New Classics Books

Monsters Are Afraid of Babies

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Everybody knows...monsters are afraid of babies! From the way babies howl to how sticky and stinky they are, monsters have a great fear of these crawling little creatures. Adorable, funny, rhyming prose will delight your kids as you reassure them not to fear (babies OR monsters). Written by Nicholas Tana and illustrated by Elise Leutwyler and Jessica Abbott. Ages: 4-6


Jimmy Patterson

No More Monsters Under Your Bed!

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We love our kids' wild imaginations, but when those imaginations conjure up images of monsters under the bed and prevent your little one from falling asleep at night, it's time to bring in reinforcements. Turn to this magical book by Jordan Chouteau with illustrations by Anat Even Or, to help your kiddo conquer her fears. With goofy monster illustrations and even a real no-more-monsters patch your child can wear to bed, this book is sure to drive away those monsters in no time. Ages: 4-8


Random House

How to Make Friends with a Ghost

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Want to make friends of the spectral sort? Then grab a copy of this adorable, debut picture book by Rebecca Green to find out how. You'll need snacks (like earwax truffles) and bedtime stories. You'll have to protect them (they are sometimes taken for marshmallows) and be loyal. If you follow the tips Green has laid out, you'll be sure to make a ghost friend that will last a lifetime. Ages: 4-8


Knopf Books for Young Readers

She Made a Monster

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Written by Lynn Fulton with fab illustrations by Felicita Sala, "She Made a Monster" pays tribute to Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, the literary genius who brought the world Frankenstein. It was 200 years ago when Shelley gave birth to this infamous monster, and this book will let the young audience know not only the significance of writing it but how important it is to follow one’s own dream. Ages: 4-8


Sterling Children's Books

Moldilocks and the Three Scares

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The classic tale of Goldilocks gets a Halloween-themed twist when Moldilocks winds up in the house of the Scare family. Fun illustrations and the underlining tale about adoption added to a happily ever after ending make this charming book a perfect Halloween tale. Ages: 4-8


Ginny Goblin is a character in a halloween book
Clarion Books

Ginny Goblin Is Not Allowed to Open This Box

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Ginny Goblin likes to do her own thing, there’s no doubt. But what happens when she finds this box, which she is absolutely not allowed to open? Well, naturally, she tries! Find out what its the box yourself with this goofy, wonderful book by David Goodner, illustrated by Louis Thomas. Ages: 4-7


The Skull is a good Halloween book for kids
Penguin Random House

The Skull: A Tyrolean Folktale

$17 BUY NOW

From Caldecott Medalist Jon Klassen comes a re-telling of a classic folk tale with the wry humor for which the award-winning author and illustrator is known. Follow a brave girl named Otilla as she escapes danger and finds refuge in a spooky house with a skull as her host. Can she save them both from the things that go bump in the night? Ages: 6-8.


Quirk Books

The X Files: Earth Children Are Weird

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The X-Files generation is grown up with kids all their own now, but if you want your littles to get it when you say “The truth is out there,” you should buy this book now. The perfect spooky-ish read, based on the characters by X-Files creator Chris Carter, you’ll find Agents Fox and Mulder starring as best kid pals, who solve big mysteries (the creepy shadow? Just the family dog!) and get a few laughs in the process. But what they find in their tent just might make you think twice about turning off the lights. Beautifully illustrated by Kim Smith. Ages: 8 and up

Halloween Books for Big Kids


Simon & Schuster

Polter-Ghost Problem

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What happens when three besties end up in a haunted orphanage? Hilarious, but ghoulish, antics are just what middle-grade readers need this Halloween season. By Betsy Uhrig. Ages: 8-12


Sterling Children's Books

Sam Wu Is Not Afraid of Ghosts

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This cute chapter book is out just in time for that spooky feel and features a diverse cast of characters and an adventure any kid can appreciate. After an embarrassing incident at the Space Museum, Sam is on a mission to prove to his friends and the school bully that he’s not afraid of everything, or anything. Does this include the ghost that seems to live in the walls of Sam’s own house? By Katie & Kevin Tsang. Ages: 7-12

 


Random House

Poison: Deadly Deeds, Perilous Professions, and Murderous Medicines

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For the curious kid who loves a bit of twist with their history, this non-fiction book will not just amuse, it will educate. It’s part chemistry, part quirky history, and all totally true. As the title suggests, it’s all about poisons, and answers questions like “What made ‘mad hatter’ mad?” and “Who killed a Bulgarian report with a poke from a poison-tipped umbrella?” You know, everyday questions. Perfect for creating some mad-scientist-themed trivia for Halloween parties and more. Ages: 8-12


Scholastic

Skeleton Tree

$14 BUY NOW

Author (and children’s librarian) Kim Ventrella’s debut novel will have you pondering big questions about life and death. Twelve-year-old, zombie fanatic Stanly lives with his mom and his little sister, Miren, whose health is failing. Their dad is MIA. One day, he sees a bone growing in his yard, and though he knows it’s not “normal” it doesn’t stop him from obsessively watching it grow into an entire skeleton. This will be his ticket to winning a photography and writing competition. Meanwhile, Miren sees the skeleton as a new friend. It’s a heart-wrenching and beautiful novel, perfect for this skeletonic time of year. (Releases Sep. 26). Ages: 8-12


Random House

The Little Bad Book and The Little Bad Book #2: Even More Dangerous

$8 BUY NOW

Book #2 comes out October 11 so there’s time to preorder it and then catch up with the first in this middle-grade series by Magnus Myst, with illustrations by Thomas Hussung. Packed with riddles, interactive puzzle solving, and plenty of humor, these books are just spooky enough for Halloween or any time of the year. Ages: 9-12


Fake Blood is a Halloween book
Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

Fake Blood

$12 BUY NOW

A graphic novel by Whitney Gardner that is perfect this time of year (or any), Fake Blood brings a middle-schooler AJ face to face with his vampire slayer crush. How will “average” AJ win over his crush, Nia Winters, the vampire slayer? Read this hilarious story to find out! Ages: 10 and up

 

—with additional reporting by Karly Wood


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You can stash a lot of candy back there

You’ve landed on your pumpkin carving design, bookmarked the easy Halloween treats you’ll whip up, and stocked the kids’ shelves with the appropriate Halloween books. All that’s left is deciding if you’re doing a Trunk or Treat instead of going door to door this year. If you do opt to go the Trunk or Treat route, you’re going to want to stand out with one of the best themes around. Whether you’ve got time to be crafty or you’re scrambling to decorate your car at the last minute, we’ve got the best trunk-or-treat ideas from super simple to frightfully fantastic. Feeling extra inspired? Entertain your pint-sized visitors with some cackle-inducing Halloween jokes and kid-friendly ghost stories.

Click here and save this list for years to come on Pinterest.

Willy Wonka’s Factory

Nobody knows candy like Willy Wonka, and with the new prequel about the candymaker’s life coming out this year, this Golden Ticket-themed trunk-or-treat is perfect for a sweet set up.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Trunk-or-Treat

Peanuts for peanuts! This trunk-or-treat idea uses dollar store props and well-crafted cutouts to create a low-budget Halloween scene—Linus sitting in wait for the Great Pumpkin. This clever Charlie Brown comic strip scene used plastic pumpkins, burlap to line the trunk, some fall fabric placemats and faux leaves plus a poster board Linus and a welcome sign. Head to Lynlee’s for all the details.

Disney-Themed Trunk-or-Treat Idea

Everyone loves Disney-themed trunk-or-treat ideas! This fun Peter Pan version has us looking for our pixie dust.

Happy Camper

If you like to camp, then this trunk-or-treat idea will be a breeze to set up. The bonfire is especially cute!

Dead of the Dead

Day of the Dead trunk-or-treat ideas
Deonna Wade

How colorful is this Day of the Dead trunk-or-treat theme? With a few paper garlands, blankets, pumpkins, and a sugar skull or two, you can easily pull this off. Get all the details over at Deonna Wade

Party City Trunk-or-Treat Kits

Nightmare Before Christmas trunk or treat idea from party city
Party City

If you want to go big but want to find all the supplies in one spot, check out Party City's Themed Trunk or Treat Kits. You'll find The Nightmare Before Christmas, Super Mario Bros., and classic Halloween kits, and they all include balloons, serving bowls, streamers, and more!

Related: DIY Halloween Decorations to Deck Your Haunted Halls

Practically Perfect in Every Way

trunk-or-treat ideas
An Alli Event

We love this detailed Mary Poppins trunk-or-treat idea, spotted over at An Alli Event. The faux fireplace adds the perfect chimney sweep touch, and with costumes like these and a few props, you too will be ready for any event. A spoonful of sugar optional!

Harry Potter Trunk or Treat Theme

Harry Potter is always a favorite trunk-or-treat theme, and this incredible set up will inspire you for your own this Halloween. If your kids are fans, borrow all their dress-up accessories and then collect other tidbits to make a magical setting.

Gumball Machine

An Alli Event

This DIY gumball machine trunk or treat idea is one we can chew on. We love that it coordinates with an easy apron costume and that it doesn't take much more than fabric, paper, and puff balls. Take a closer look here.

Spooky Graveyard

a graveyard is an easy trunk or treat idea
Gabby Cullen

If you love Halloween decorations, just use what you already own to create a spooky graveyard! Tombstones, giant spiders, candles, skulls, and cobwebs. Go bigger with a full skeleton or a fog machine. 

Related: 53 Halloween Jokes for Kids That Are More Silly Than Scary

Minions

trunk-or-treat ideas
An Alli Event

Here's one of those easy trunk-or-treat ideas that will pop! Fill the car with yellow helium balloons accessorized as minions, and you'll be all set with a despicable display. You could also use blue balloons for an aquatic bubbly underwater scene or multicolored ones as gumballs.

Bat Cave

trunk-or-treat ideas
Tikiddo

A cave is the perfect Halloween backdrop whether you're a monster, ghoul, or bat. The stalagmites and stalactites for this bat cavern are made from styrofoam attached to the open trunk with paper bats hung on a string or attached with toothpicks into the foam. Head to Tikkido for the details.

Cookie Monster

For the Love of Felt

A great Cookie Monster trunk-or-treat theme just requires the right color blue. This version from Love of Felt uses a wooden frame, a black fabric mouth, brown felt cookies, and poster board eyes. You can also have the open trunk as the mouth, blue fabric stretched in place, styrofoam balls for eyes, and cookies made out of cardboard.

Make sure to capture all the spooky fun—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

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Need a good laugh to get through the spooky season? These Halloween jokes will do the trick

You’ve got your doorway tricked out with decorations, Halloween-themed books on the shelf, and Halloween candy in order. Now it’s time for some good old-fashioned fun that isn’t too frightening. Halloween doesn’t have to be all about the scare: it’s a great time to yuk it up with silly jokes for kids. We’ve rounded up a list of sweet and funny Halloween jokes for kids that are sure to bring on jack-o’-lantern grins. Get ready to start laughing (and groaning) and feel free to head over to this post for some printable Halloween jokes. In the mood for some more giggles? Check out some special toddler jokes and extra squeaky-clean ones.

Click here to save this list to your Halloween board on Pinterest.

Monster Jokes Perfect for Halloween

1. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

Prank-enstein!

2. What kind of music do mummies love?

Wrap music.

3. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

(Thanks, Kaylen!)

4. What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?

A monster riding a tricycle!

5. Why does Frankenstein’s Monster always finish his dinner first?

Because he bolts it down.

6. What kind of car does a goblin take to go Trick or Treating? 

A monster truck.

7. Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten.

8. What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat?

Brain food.

Vampire Jokes Perfect for Kids

9. What kind of tests do vampires give their students?

Blood tests.

10. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?

Frost bite!

11. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

—Rianna G., age 10

12. Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

13. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

Coffin-drops.

14. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.

15. Where do vampires keep their money?

The blood bank.

16. How does a vampire start a letter?

Tomb it may concern…

17. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost bite!

18. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

She starts coffin.

Ghost Jokes Perfect for Halloween

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19. How do ghosts wash their hair?

With shamboo.

20. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.

21. What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.

22. What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

23. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.

24. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!

25. What is a ghost’s nose full of?

Boooooogers!

26. Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

27. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Boo-berries.

—Elijah, age 11

Jokes About Witches Kids Will Love

28. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

29. What does a witch use to do her hair?

Scarespray!

30. What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.

31. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

Related: 14 Halloween Minute to Win It Games for Kids

Skeleton Jokes for Kids

A skeleton and a pumpkin on a front stoop
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32. What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trombone.

33. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

34. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no “body” to dance with.

35. Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is?

People are just dying to get in.

36. Why do skeletons stay so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

37. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because there was no body on the other side.

—Grandpa Jo, 54
38. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.

—Londynn, 9

39. Why did the skeleton avoid going to see a horror movie? 

They didn’t have the stomach for it.

Related: 20 Halloween Party Ideas That Are a Scary Good Time

Halloween Jokes for Kids

jack o lanterns
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40. What does a pumpkin like to read?

Pulp fiction.

41. What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?

Something dawns on you.

42. Why was there thunder and lightning inside the laboratory?

Because Dr. Frankenstein and Igor were brain “storming.”

43. Why did the headless horseman start his own business? 

He wanted to get ahead in life.

44. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

45. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch.

46. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

If you are a mouse.

47. What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy?

Trike or Treat!

48. What candy do you eat on the playground? 

Recess pieces.

49. What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or Tweet!

50. Are black cats bad luck?

Only if you’re a mouse.

51. Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

52. What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs.

53. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

 

 

This easy DIY monster costume comes together in minutes!

October 31st is coming up fast, and if you want a charming Halloween costume for kids on the quick that you don’t need to worry about getting ruined, then look no further than this DIY Frankenstein costume. If they don’t want to be a monster, check out our other favorite last-minute Halloween costume ideas here.

DIY Frankenstein Costume
Amber Guetebier

Frankenstein Costume Supplies

old pants: anything with blown-out knees, ripped pockets, stains, or just too short, all work

an old shirt, ideally a turtleneck if you want to try to add the bolts. Best in any lighter color, not black or navy blue.

a black Sharpie

Optional: plastic toy bolts; yarn to add stitches

A slightly oversized blazer

For the face paint: green face paint and a black eyeliner

How to Make a Frankenstein Costume

Step 1. Shred It
Just go ahead and cut holes in the pants here and there. If it's cold when you go trick-or-treating, you can always wear an extra layer underneath (green is ideal!).

Step 2. Stitchery
Draw simple stitches on your shirt and a few across the pants. If you want to add some yarn stitches you can do that too.

Step 3. Neck Bolts  

Basic: We used a turtleneck and a pair of plastic kid's bolts from a construction game. You essentially just cut small holes, slide the bolts in (backward), and put the nuts on to hold them in place. You could spray paint them silver if you want (we left ours black). The fabric of the turtleneck kept them from poking the neck or making it uncomfortable.

More advanced: You can also try making bolts using a headband to slide around the neck (this works well for older kids but little ones will probably lose track of this). We love this tutorial which is a little more involved but a bit comfier/less bulky.

Step 4. Face Paint

No need to go overboard with the green paint: you can make it a faint green that's relatively easy to wipe back off. Take black eyeliner and make stitch marks. Avoid putting marks over the eye or too near it as it makes it harder to wipe off later.

Don a blazer for the oh-so-Karloff look. Snowboots look great as clunky shoes, but sneakers will do the trick for your active tots.

Tip: This basic costume can be altered to become a zombie!