From handheld pinball games to tiny tattoos to crayons you can wear on your fingers, these stocking stuffer ideas for kids may be the biggest hit on Christmas morning.

This year, fight the urge to wait until the last minute to shop for the smaller gifts on your list. To help, we’ve carefully curated a list of the best stocking stuffer ideas for kids. This treasure trove of doodads, trinkets, and mini-gifts is so good that this year’s stocking stuffers for kids may just upstage the fancy-wrapped presents under the tree. From brain busters to keep your crew engaged through the holiday break to sweet treats, this list proves what everybody already knows—tiny stuff is cool! Also, don’t miss our gift guides for kids of all ages, like the hard-to-buy-for-tweens, energetic preschoolers, and grade school kids. Ho, ho, ho!

Handheld Wooden Pinball Machine

Little ones who need to keep their hands busy will love this too-cute pocket-sized pinball machine. 

Handheld Wooden Pinball Machine ($13)—Buy Here!

Games on the Go!

Games on the Go stocking stuffer

This fun set includes a ton of games like Mini-Snap, Rhyme Time, and Name That Tune that are perfect for your next road trip or flight to visit the grandparents. 

Games on the Go! ($7)—Buy Here!

Get Lost Camping Survival Kit

camping survival kit stocking stuffer for kids

Got a little adventurer on your list? This kit comes with a baseplate field compass, a collapsible flatware set, a flint striker, and a compact travel memo book. 

Get Lost Camping Survival Kit ($35)—Buy Here!

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Gummies

macaroni and cheese gummies stocking stuffer for kids

This stocking stuffer for kids is certain to get some laughs on Christmas morning. Don't worry, they are fruit flavored!

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Gummies ($21)—Buy Here!

OOLY Art Stocking Stuffer Kit

Your little crafter will go bonkers for this kit that's full of scented gel pens, temporary tattoos, adorable erasers, and so much more. 

OOLY Art Stocking Stuffer Kit ($48)—Buy Here!

Trolls Band Together Mineez 2-Pack

trolls band together mineez stocking stuffer for kids

These blind bags are super fun to open and you have over 100 trolls to collect. 

Trolls Band Together Mineez 2-Pack ($5)—Buy Here!

BonBon's Swedish Fish

swedish fish stocking stuffer

Your favorite candy just got an upgrade! These little swimmers have natural colors and come in sweet and sour flavors or a variety pack if you can't decide. 

BonBon's Swedish Fish ($8)—Buy Here!

Fizz & Sparkle Sensory Play Potions

Uncommon Goods has the best stuff and this sensory play kit is top of our list. Glitter, bubbles, and positive affirmations make it a winner. 

Fizz & Sparkle Sensory Play Potions ($15)—Buy Here!

YuMe Toys Jujutsu Kaizen Blind Bags

YuMe Toys Jujutsu Kaizen Blind Bags stocking suffer

Got an anime or manga fan on your list? These fun blind bags come with an origami tutorial along with one of 8 figures to collect—a perfect stocking stuffer idea for kids.

YuMe Toys Jujutsu Kaizen Blind Bags ($27)—Buy Here!

Overrated vs Underrated Social Game

Overrated vs Underrated game stocking stuffer

It’s time to judge your friends’ taste on 300 different things, from classic rock bands to avocado toast.

Overrated vs Underrated Social Game ($15)—Buy Here!

Emergency Confetti Celebration Kit

There's always a need to have some confetti on hand. You'll get two confetti poppers with biodegradable confetti perfect for any celebration. 

Emergency Confetti Celebration Kit ($20)—Buy Here!

LEGO Marvel Minifigures

lego marvel minifigures stocking stuffer for kids

With 12 characters to collect, you might just want to pick up a few of these blind bag toys.

LEGO Marvel Minifigures ($5)—Buy Here!

Lucky Tickets for Kids

Lucky Tickets for Kids stocking stuffer

The twelve shining tickets inside this booklet are redeemable for fun surprises like dessert for breakfast or an escape from chores for a day. A perfect stocking stuffer for kids. 

Lucky Tickets for Kids ($10)—Buy Here!

Ghostbusters: Mini Ghost Trap

Kids can search for things that go bump in the night with this replica ghost trap with lights and sounds. 

Ghostbusters: Mini Ghost Trap ($12)—Buy Here!

Heroes of Goo Jit Zu

Heroes of Goo Jit Zu stocking stuffer

Choose your favorite character from the Deep Goo Sea and see how they can stretch up to three times their size!

Heroes of Goo Jit Zu ($12)—Buy Here!

Hot Wheels Barbie Corvette

Hot Wheels Barbie Corvette stocking stuffer

Set off on your own Barbie adventure with this replica car just like the one from the movie. 

Hot Wheels Barbie Corvette ($8)—Buy Here!

Tattly Tiny Funner Tattoo Tin

Tattly Tiny Funner Tattoo Tin stocking stuffer

Your little one will be too cool for school with these cute mini tattoos. 

Tattly Tiny Funner Tattoo Tin ($15)—Buy Here!

Crayola Spa-Ghetti Soap

This tea tree-scented soap that looks like pasta makes bathtime fun. 

Crayola Spa-Ghetti Soap ($6)—Buy Here!

Plus-Plus Axolotl

Plus-Plus Axolotl stocking stuffer

Assemble this adorable amphibian and you'll see that he glows in the dark! 

Plus-Plus Axolotl ($8)—Buy Here!

Baby BLU 360° Blue & Red Light Toothbrush

Go Smile

We don't know about you, but we grew up with toothbrushes in our stockings. For kiddos 3-8, this is a total upgrade. Available in several characters, it's fun to use and utilizes red light for circulation and blue light to kill germs and lets them brush all their teeth at once.

Baby BLU 360° Blue & Red Light Toothbrush ($48.30)—Buy Here!

Hey Champ Candy Bars

Hey Champ Candy Bars stocking stuffer

This six-pack gets you two of each of the three flavors: pretzel, miso, and coconut. 

Hey Champ Candy Bars ($24)—Buy Here! 

UNO Minecraft

UNO Minecraft stocking stuffer for kids

You'll love this fun take on the classic UNO game with a Minecraft theme. 

UNO Minecraft ($11)—Buy Here!

Lip Smacker Lippy Pal Unicorn

Lip Smacker Lippy Pal Unicorn stocking stuffer

This lippy pal packs away your lip gloss in a cute carrier. 

Lip Smacker Lippy Pal Unicorn($4)—Buy Here!

Heart Ring Crayons

As functional as they are cute, these heart ring crayons will top the list of stocking stuffers they love. 

Heart Ring Crayons ($5)—Buy Here!

Tops Malibu Deluxe Surprise Ball Orange

Unwind colorful crepe paper ribbons and discover vintage-inspired toys, gifts, and keepsakes in this fun orange shape. 

Tops Malibu Deluxe Surprise Ball Orange ($24.50)—Buy Here!

Rotten Gummy Worms

Rotten Gummy Worms stocking stuffer

With 60% less sugar and a 100% compostable bag, these gummy worms are a choice you can feel good about (plus, they're pretty tasty!). 

Rotten Gummy Worms ($29 for 8 bags)—Buy Here!

Cocofloss Happiness Set

Cocofloss Happiness Set stocking stuffer

Kids will get excited to floss when they are given this colorful set with a fruity fragrance. 

Cocofloss Happiness Set ($36)—Buy Here!

Olio e Osso Bright & Light Balms

Olio e Osso Bright & Light Balms stocking stuffers

Kids into beauty will love these balms that do double duty on lips and cheeks with just the right amount of color. 

Olio e Osso Bright & Light Balms ($28)—Buy Here!

Welly Bravery Bandages

Pop this tin in their stocking and they'll love carrying it around to school and after school sports. 

Welly Bravery Bandages ($7)—Buy Here!

Kwik Stix Holiday Edition Paint Pens

Kwik Stix Holiday Edition Paint Pens stocking stuffer

These washable paints dry quickly and don't require a paint brush. 

Kwik Stix Holiday Edition Paint Pens ($16)—Buy Here!

Bizyboo Busy Bags

Bizzyboo Busy Bags stocking stuffer

Can you find all the hidden characters? These busy bags are perfect to bring along when you need a non-messy toy. 

Bizyboo Busy Bags ($13)—Buy Here!

GooToobz Gamers

GooToobz Gamers stocking stuffers

This fun sensory toy looks like a video game but it's full of squishy goo. A stocking stuffer idea they'll love!

GooToobz Gamers ($8)—Buy Here!

Mini Crystal Ball

Mini Crystal Ball stocking stuffers

Wave your hand over this teeny, tiny crystal ball and reveal one of 15 responses to help guide your future. 

Mini Crystal Ball ($11)—Buy Here!

Noshinku Pocket Natural Hand Sanitizer

These refillable sanitizers come with four different scents to choose from. 

Noshinku Pocket Natural Hand Sanitizer ($34 for 4-pack)—Buy Here!

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Dia de los Muertos is a day to remember departed friends and family. Use these Day of the Dead recipes to celebrate!

After your kids have ridden the sugar high of Halloween night, take some time on Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) to honor friends and family members who have passed away. The Mexican-originated holiday can spark interesting conversations about life and death. Feed your kiddo’s curiosity by making some Day of the Dead recipes, from traditional Mexican recipes to colorful sugar skull–inspired treats.

Atole de Pinole

Try this delicious, classic Mexican drink! Atole de Pinole has flavors of cocoa, cinnamon, and vanilla mixed with ground corn. It’ll keep you warm on cold, fall days. Get the recipe here.

Dia de los Muertos Pancakes

Try out these sugar skull pancake designs. It’ll put an artistic spin on your celebration.

Pan de Muerto

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Mangio da Sola

Make a batch of pan de muerto like this one from Mangio da Sola to celebrate the day. The “bone” decorations on top represent loved ones who have passed away. A simple sweet bread flavored with anise seed and orange, this is sure to be a win with the whole family. 

Mexican Hot Chocolate

Onion Rings and Things

Pair your pan de muerto with a comforting cup of Mexican hot chocolate, like this one from Onion Rings and Things. Rich bittersweet chocolate contrasts beautifully with black pepper to make a spicy but decadent treat.

Day of the Dead Cookies

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Girl versus Dough

These cute cookies from Girl versus Dough are a fun take on sugar skulls. The chocolate cinnamon cookies are delicious, and the kids will love helping decorate them with sprinkles and candies.

Related: 10 Sweet Sugar Skulls for Day of the Dead

Tamales

How to Feed a Loon

Tamales are traditionally served for big celebrations like the Day of the Dead, Christmas, and Mexican Independence Day. Let the kiddos get involved in making this fantastic recipe from How to Feed a Loon. They definitely require time and patience, but the result will be well worth it.

Roasted Vegetable Sopa Azteca

day of the dead recipes
The Bojon Gourmet

Similar to tortilla soup, this dish from The Bojon Gourmet is made with lots of roasted veggies and topped with crispy tortilla strips. It’s easy to customize with your favorite vegetables and cheese, too.

Related: Everything You Need to Celebrate the Day of the Dead

White Chocolate Covered Strawberry Skulls

Growing Up Bilingual

For an easy but delicious take on sugar skulls, try this recipe from Growing Up Bilingual. Candy markers make it a breeze to decorate the white chocolate strawberries. Sugar skulls are traditionally part of the ofrendas (offerings) made to deceased loved ones as part of the Dia de los Muertos celebrations.

Chicken Empanadas

day of the dead recipes
Food Lovin’ Family

Empanadas might sound tricky to make, but with a few shortcuts from Food Lovin’ Family they’ll be a breeze. Refrigerated pie crust cuts out a lot of the work, and you can let your mini sous chefs help fill the pockets with a chicken mixture and top them off with an egg wash.

Potato Peanut Butter Calavera Candy

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Presley’s Pantry

These cute peanut butter candies from Presley’s Pantry will make the perfect Day of the Dead treat. The best part? They're made out of pantry staples that you probably have on hand.

 

 

 

We’ve got plenty of ideas for you to repurpose all those splendid squash

Wondering what to do with your pumpkins after Halloween has come and gone? While you can’t do much with the ones you carved, any solid pumpkins can be used for all sorts of things like fairy gardens, feeding farm animals, and even making pumpkin bread.

Make a Catapult

Lemon Lime Adventures

We can probably all agree that chucking pumpkins is deeply satisfying. Gather your mini-pumpkins and your minis for a little lesson in physics with a DIY pumpkin catapult, like this one crafted by Lemon Lime Adventures

 

Carve Out a Home

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There’s no denying the magic of fall. Add to it with a humble pumpkin abode for your favorite fairy garden residents. We love the step-by-step instructions and incredible ingenuity over at Adventure-in-a-Box

 

Make a Batch of Hearty Soup

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Chop up that decorative number on your steps for this recipe calling for fresh pumpkin, not canned. Plus, you can adapt it for all kinds of squash including acorn or butternut. Add some dimension by adding freshly steamed asparagus and toasted pumpkin seeds to the top, and you'll have a rich and colorful meal.

Bake a Pie

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Cook it down and whip it up: You can skip the store-bought puree this time and use your still-sweet pumpkins for an awesome pie or dessert. We've got 10 amazing recipes here that should do the trick.

 

Make a Planter

17 Apart

Transform those farm-picked pumpkins into outdoor planters to hold colorful fall flowers. Get inspired to try this easy project with your little green thumb at 17 Apart!

 

Create a Centerpiece

Simple Joy

Similar to outdoor planters, uncarved pumpkins can be transformed into centerpieces for your Thanksgiving table. Just slice off the top, scoop out the seeds, and place a vase inside full of fresh or dried flowers. You can even place pots of succulents and other house-dwelling plants, such as orchids and bromeliads, for a tropics-meets-fall vibe. Check out the how-to at Simple Joy

Save the Seeds

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Whether you top them with seasoning salt or go for more exotic combos, a handful of straight-from-the-oven, warm, roasted pumpkin seeds in autumn just feels right. Or skip the culinary creativity and turn pumpkin seeds into a sorting game perfect for those grabby toddler hands. Find out how here.

Bake Some Delicious Pumpkin Bread

wondering what to do with pumpkins after halloween? Make pumpkin bread
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Pumpkin bread isn’t just for fall! With warming spices like cinnamon and ginger, it’s delicious enough to be added to your year-round rotation. Here is our favorite recipe.

Donate

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Organizations like Pumpkins for the People encourage you to donate any pumpkins that can be used for food and then compost the rest, keeping the pumpkins out of landfills. Click here to find a place to donate from Nov. 1-22, 2021.

Feed Some Animals

Meekrats eating a pumpkin after Halloween
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Just like your sidekick, animals dig pumpkins too. Bring your leftovers to your local zoo for some animals to munch on (call ahead to see if they take them, first) or donate them to your local CSA farmer. Share the love!

Make a Volcano

Little Bins for Little Hands

Grab your little scientist and a few kitchen basics to turn your leftover pumpkin into a science project that would make your former science teacher proud. To find out how to make this explosively exciting project, visit Little Bins for Little Hands and get pouring.

Plan a Spa Day

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Gather the troops for a little at-home pamper party. Then whip up an easy-peasy facemask made with pumpkin puree, that’s good enough to eat. The best part? We’re betting you’ll find everything you need to make it in your kitchen cupboards.

 

Compost It

Built by Kids

Give your pumpkin new life by tossing it in the compost bin. Don’t have a bin? No problem. Check out how to make your own with your earth-lovin’ littles at home, using a few materials and simple tools you can find at your local hardware store if they aren’t already in your garage.

Your city may also offer composting services, or check out Scarce

Create a Bird Sanctuary

Hoosier Homemade

Attract fall songbirds to your backyard or balcony, using repurposed pumpkins and a little tool know-how. The folks over at Hoosier Homemade show you and your kidlets how to create a simple birdbath and bird feeder with Cinderella-style. The feathered friends who show up in your yard may not help with the housework, but it’s worth a try!

 

Carve a Pumpkin Boat

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Repurpose all those cute decorative pumpkins adorning your mantel by turning them into totally floatable pumpkin boats. Then, hit a neighborhood pond or pull out the sand and water table (or even the bathtub!) to set sail with your mini sailor. Land ho!

 

Build a Snowman

Caught in Grace

Even if you don’t have snow on the ground yet, you and your kiddos can plan ahead by recycling this season’s ubiquity into next season’s adorable decoration. To find out how to turn a few petite pumpkins into a frosty snowman, check out Caught in Grace’s creative post. Let it snow!

 

Plant More Pumpkins

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Think spring (or even next fall) by planning ahead for the next planting season. A handful of seeds saved from your pumpkin innards planted in late spring may save you a trip to the patch next year. Or at least provide some cute at-home photos of your sidekick come fall.

 

Craft Candle Holders

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Not just your average jack-o'-lantern, transform gourds, mini-pumpkins, and other unique varieties of pumpkins into stylish candleholders for your turkey day table with a little know-how. Jessi at Practically Functional has the scoop on this simple DIY transformation that goes from drab to fab. 

 

Where can you find an albino alligator? What is the most crooked street in SF (hint: it’s not what you think!)?

If you’ve ever had a kid rattle off a million facts about seagulls, you know they are total sponges for any sort of trivia. These fun and weird facts about San Francisco will give the kids a little knowledge about the Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco’s most famous ice cream sandwich, the iconic PIER 39 sea lions, and more. Share these over your next family dinner!

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1. The average speed of a cable car is 9.5 mph. Better hold on tight!

2. Popular in Chinese cuisine, the fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco by the Japanese Hagiwara family at Golden Gate Park's Tea Garden. It's free to visit the Golden Gate Cookie Factory in SF but it will cost you 50 cents to take pictures! 

3. The famous 1906 earthquake and the fire that followed destroyed much of San Francisco but Redwood trees helped salvage the city. Redwood trees take in a lot of water and have a low resin content. When the fire reached a building made of Redwood, it didn't burn as quickly because the resin is what makes wood flammable. 

4. The sea lions moved into their home at PIER 39 after the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake. You can check them out via their webcam. How can you tell the difference between sea lions and seals? Sea lions have flaps for outer ears (while seals have none) and sea lions are far more vocal than their seal cousins. 

5. The Golden Gate Bridge isn't really red (or golden for that matter). The official color is International Orange and it was not supposed to be the permanent color of the bridge. Suggestions of black and yellow stripes as well as candy cane red and white stripes were made by the U.S. military. But the architect Irving Morrow chose International Orange as it was able to be seen in the fog and contrasted nicely with the surrounding landscape. 

6. Ghirardelli Chocolate was started by Domenico Ghirardelli in 1849 when he was selling chocolate and other goods to gold rush miners. He moved to San Francisco in 1852 to open his chocolate factory. Ghirardelli is the largest, continuously-operated chocolate producer in the U.S. There are three chocolate shops in Ghirardelli Square and you are always welcomed with a free piece of chocolate when you visit. 

7. The San Francisco Municipal Railway has quite a collection of streetcars that run along Market Street. You can ride vintage streetcars from Portugal, England, Japan, Australia, Italy, and more!

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8. Lombard Street is known as the most crooked street in San Francisco. It was designed in 1922 when it was determined that the street's 27% grade was too steep for cars and pedestrians. But did you know that there's another street in SF that should probably take the title for the most crooked street? Potrero Hill's Vermont Street between 20th and 22nd has even tighter curves than Lombard. 

9. For an epic view of San Francisco and beyond, visitors often head to Twin Peaks. You can walk up the wooden stairs to the top of both peaks and see all the way to Marin. Did you know that the peaks have names? The north peak is "Eureka" and the south is "Noe." 

10. Golden Gate Park stretches over 1,000 acres. It was designed by a 25-year-old civil engineer and the park's tallest monument is a 64-foot cross hidden somewhere behind Rainbow Falls, one of the park's two waterfalls. 

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11. While you are aware that Alcatraz holds a spot in history as the island prison to house Al Capone, do you know how Alcatraz got its name? The island of Alcatraz was first discovered in 1775 by Spanish explorer Juan Manuel de Ayala, who named it "La Isla de los Alcatraces," or the "Island of the Pelicans." It was later anglicized to "Alcatraz." It's actually believed that this name was meant for nearby Yerba Buena Island but maps of the day were less than accurate. 

12. There used to be an aerial tram called the "Sky Tram" that passed over the Sutro Baths between the Cliff House and Point Lobos. It closed in 1965. 

13. The iconic ice cream treat Its-Its were created in San Francisco. A scoop of ice cream sandwiched between two oatmeal cookies and dipped in chocolate, Its-Its come in many flavors and you can purchase them all at the Burlingame factory store

14. Have you noticed that many San Francisco street names are stamped into the concrete (often with misspellings)? While it is largely believed that these came about after the 1906 earthquake to provide orientation when street signs were destroyed, the practice actually started in 1905 and street signs weren't common until the 1920s.

15. When the Bay Bridge opened in 1936, the toll was 65 cents. 

16. Made popular by the opening credits of Full House, Alamo Square's Painted Ladies are Queen Anne Victorians designed to show off the wealth of the gold rush period with turrets, excessive windows, and decorated roof lines. 

17. The most popular resident of the California Academy of Sciences is Claude, the albino alligator. 

 

This Japanese noodle soup recipe is easy to make and hearty enough to make a meal

Scallions and fresh ginger spice the broth, while carrots, mushrooms, and noodles make a hearty base in this Japanese Vegetable Noodle Soup recipe. Your little chef will love squeezing lime juice into this flavorful soup, served alongside orange slices.

Ingredients for Japanese Vegetable Noodle Soup

64 ounces low sodium chicken or vegetable broth
3 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce
1 1-inch piece fresh ginger
2 cups bok choy, sliced, or 2 cups Napa cabbage, sliced
2 cups mushrooms, sliced
2 carrots, sliced on the diagonal
8 16-ounce extra-firm tofu, drained and cubed
6 ounces ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded
4 scallions, thinly sliced
1/2 lime, juiced
1/4 cup cilantro, mint or basil, chopped
6 oranges, cut into wedges, for serving

Method:

1. Adult: Place the broth, soy sauce, and ginger in a large pot over medium-high heat. Bring to a boil.

2. Together: Add the cabbage or bok choy, mushrooms, carrots, and tofu, stirring after each addition. Cook for about 2 minutes.

3. Together: Add the ramen noodles, taking care to discard the flavor packet. Reduce heat and keep the soup at a low boil. Keep at a low boil for 3 minutes more, or until the ramen is just cooked.

4. Kid: Add the scallions, lime juice, and fresh herbs to the pot. Cook for about 1 minute more, or until all the ingredients are heated through.

5. Together: Divide the soup into 6 bowls, place on plates with the orange wedges, and enjoy!

This Kids Cook Monday recipe comes to us from Aviva Goldfarb of The Scramble.

A spooky house has never looked so delicious

The seasonal Trader Joe’s Halloween Haunted House Cookie Kit has arrived! The ultra-popular treat has returned just in time for the spooky season and is the perfect tradition. The fan fave has been around for several years and is as tasty as it is cute. Why wait until Christmas when you can build your own cookie house for Halloween?

Related: Fall & Halloween Products Have Arrived at Trader Joe’s

Tinybeans

The $7.99 kit comes with everything you need to make a spooky and chocolatey haunted house. The box contains seven chocolate cookies to form the house, pre-made black and orange icing, and tons of candy goodies in fun shapes like bones and bats. Good luck constructing your house before eating it!

The box contains some brief instructions on assembling the house, but after that, it’s up to you to make your house as creepy crawly as you want it! You can probably find the kit on an end cap with Joe-Joes or some other Halloween-themed treats from Trader Joe’s.

Want to kick it up a notch? We love the creative take from @paperstreetparlour, who uses royal icing to completely transform this kit into an uber-spooky (and fancy) house!

Related: Pumpkin Products Have Arrived at Trader Joe’s

Trader Joe’s Halloween haunted house cookie kit is perfect for people who don’t love gingerbread—and also for any of us who just can’t wait to get in the festive Halloween spirit!

While you’re at your local market, be sure to check out all the fall products, including tons of pumpkin goodies. Before heading in, be sure to check out all the amazing spooky plants hanging out in the garden department, like skeleton yogis and air plant ghouls!

Favorite fall destinations include Montalvo, Filoli Gardens, and Golden Gate Park

Fall is on its way in and now is the perfect time to pack a picnic and the kids, and head out for some outdoor fun and great seasonal pictures! The Bay Area is known for its redwoods and other giants, but that doesn’t mean we don’t get to see the yellow, red, and orange hues of autumn. Keep an eye on the California Fall Color Map and our list of spots from Napa to the South Bay to know where to find fall colors and roll in some leaves.

San Francisco

Ajay Anthony

The SF Botanical Garden offers an array of colors in the fall, with golden-fanned ginkgo trees, deep purple vine maples, and the Persian ironwood tree with leaves that take on a spectacular rainbow of shades at this time of the year. Be sure to check out the garden’s Facebook page for updates on changing leaf colors.

The Moon Viewing garden with its Japanese Maples is a great spot for a picnic. Or, walk to one of the many kid-friendly restaurants around 9th Ave in the Sunset District.

Showy maples can be found across the street in another park gem, the Japanese Tea Garden. While you take in the autumn scene, the kids can have fun challenging themselves by walking up and down the famous drum bridge and finding their fortune in a cookie at the tea house.

And don't forget to book your tickets on the Golden Gate Park’s Music Concourse, Skystar Wheel. Each gondola can seat up to 6 and you can see the changing colors for miles.

Related: What’s New and Open in Golden Gate Park

East Bay

boy on a man's shoulders walking through fall leaves
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The Oakland Zoo's gondola is the place to be this fall when the leaves start changing color. Where else can you get a bird's eye view of the zoo and surrounding landscape? During your visit, take the opportunity to view the California Trail exhibit, where you can see grizzly bears, bald eagles, California condors, gray wolves, mountain lions, and even jaguars.

Up in the hills above Berkeley, Tilden Park is another go-to place for fall color. Stroll through the Botanic Garden to find changing colors, or hike around Lake Anza. Keep your eye out (not your hands, please!) for the flaming red leaves of poison oak, which add some of the most striking colors to the park. In November and December, head downhill to the UC Berkeley campus, when it’s ablaze with lemon-yellow ginkgo leaves; maples and myrtles add some flair. 

Slip through the Caldecott tunnel to find canopies of yellow leaves in and around the trees of Orinda‘s Community Center Park (perfect for making piles and kicking) and along Camino Pablo. 

Another great East Bay spot is the Sunol Regional Wilderness which welcomes a kaleidoscope of color as soon as you hit the visitor's center. Find out if they are offering any naturalist-led hikes while you are there or head out on your own. The Indian Joe Creek Nature Trail is a short, self-guided walk that provides loads of information about the park, its animal inhabitants, and the foliage there.

The Ardenwood Historic Farm in Fremont is another great spot for leaf peeping. Make sure to check out their Naturalist Program page for a variety of seasonal activities including apple cider pressing. 

Peninsula/South Bay

person hiking through park in the fall
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Driving along Skyline Boulevard as it dips, rises, and weaves through the Peninsula can be visually rewarding on its own, as you pass by stands of sycamores and big-leaf maples. But 5-point harnesses can only contain kid energy for so long. Happily, there are 26 open space preserves in the mid-peninsula region, offering easy hikes, picnic spots, and stunning views. Mount Umunhum offers breathtaking views on non-foggy days. In the Santa Cruz mountains, the Sanborn County Park offers shaded and picturesque trails. And while there, you might catch sight of wild turkey and deer. 

A favorite at this time of year is the Rancho San Antonio Preserve, with its maples, oaks, and flowering persimmon trees. Make sure to visit Deer Hollow Farm for self-guided tours to see cows, chickens, and other farm animals, historical buildings, and a barnyard. 

While you're in the neighborhood, a side trip to Los Altos is worthwhile to see the Chinese Pistache trees (donated to the city by Los Altos Nursery in the 1950s) dropping their vivid orange and red leaves on Main and 2nd streets. 

For a view of the whole valley, head to Montalvo in Saratoga and follow the Lookout Trail to Lookout Point. On a clear day, you can see all the way to the bay. Walk through the grounds on your way down to see some rare trees like the ginkgo tree that turns a glorious gold in the fall.

Woodside is home to the Filoli Gardens and fall is a great time to plan a visit there. Fruit trees abound at Filoli, including pears, plums, apricots, and apples. Check their website before you go to see what colors you can expect.

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A great spot to find that heady mix of fall colors and evergreens is Samuel P. Taylor State Park, with its oaks, firs, and old-growth redwoods. Throw the bikes on the rack, and take a Sunday drive along bucolic Sir Francis Drake Boulevard to the park entrance, 15 miles west of San Rafael. Samuel P. Taylor boasts a few great trails for biking and hiking safely with kids, especially the dog-friendly (and relatively flat) Cross Marin Trail that winds alongside Lagunitas Creek. Pack a picnic basket and enjoy a relaxing lunch at the Azalea Picnic Area to complete the day. Or better yet, pitch a tent and stay a while.

Head south for an hour and you will hit Baltimore Canyon Open Space Preserve, home to redwood, oak, maples, and other deciduous trees. Kids will enjoy some creek romping while they search for the red, orange, and yellow leaves that blanket the floor. Adventurous hikers should make Dawn Falls their destination.

Wine Country

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Crush season in the Sonoma Wine Country and Napa Valley is a not-to-be-missed sight, as the rolling green hills of grape vines turn to blankets of burgundy and orange. 

It is a great time to visit Bothe-Napa Valley State Park, where the cooler fall temps make the park's wooded trails ripe for exploration. In addition to its namesake trees, the peaceful scene on the Redwood Trail includes autumn-gold maple leaves fluttering down alongside Ritchey Creek. Rent a bike from one of the numerous outfits around town and try your luck at Napa's Bikes and Sights Scavenger HuntTake in extraordinary views of the county and vineyards at the North Sonoma Mountain Regional Park and Open Space Reserve. Big leaf maples and oak woodlands can be found at Spring Lake Regional Park in Sonoma County, and the kids might enjoy riding their bikes or boating on the lake. 

Related: The Family Guide to Wine Country

Want to give your kids a hands-on nature experience with a dash of beach day thrown in for good measure? SoCal tide pools are teeming with colorful, interesting, fun-to-touch creatures that your kids will delight in discovering. Sea stars, sea urchins, crabs and anemones are just some of the tiny residents tucked-away in the shallow pools up and down our beaches and coastlines and they can’t wait to show off their fun features to curious toddlers and big kids.

The Best Tide Pools to Explore around LA

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Laguna Beach: Crystal Cove State Park and Beach

For those who don’t mind a road trip to Laguna (um, yes please?), consider a tide pool trip to one of the best (and most breathtaking) places for spotting sea life in Orange County. There are a variety of tide pool options here with Pelican Point and Little Treasure Cove being two of the most popular (and gorgeous) places to check out.

Good to Know: It cost $15 to park in one of the lots for the day but from here you can walk down beautifully scenic paths to the water’s edge where marine animals are plentiful here, but dolphin pods and the occasional whale spout are often observed just past the pools.

8471 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Laguna Beach
Online: crystalcovestatepark.org

San Pedro: White Point Beach

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The rocky shores and off-the-beaten-path feel make this beach ideal for traversing tide pools. Once a spot for natural sulfur hot springs, this space now gives life to vibrant sea stars, urchins, sea cucumbers and a large variety of marine life that show themselves when the tide is low. You'll see so many crabs skittering across the rocks, it'll feel at times like the floor is moving (don't worry—they're harmless!).

Good to Know: With a (paid) parking lot on site as well as clean public restrooms, picnic tables, a playground, and the stroller-friendly White Point Nature Preserve right across the street, this beach makes aquatic exploring a conveniently fun experience for the whole family. 

1799 Paseo del Mar
San Pedro
Online: beaches.lacounty.gov/white-point-royal-palms-beach

Malibu: El Matador Beach

Another Malibu gem (this one is part of the trio of Robert H. Meyer Memorial State Beaches) is a local favorite for photo shoots (you really can't beat the scenery) but it's also a fantastic place to explore ocean caves, pools and rock arches. During low tide, the pools fill with colorful sea creatures and the rocks are blanketed in mussels, clams and barnacles.

Good to Know: Plan to park either along PCH or in the small metered lot at the top of the stairs (the lot fills up fast so best to arrive early). The stairs down to the beach are a bit steep, so it's good idea to hold onto little hands.

32200 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Malibu
Online: parks.ca.gov

Malibu: Leo Carrillo State Beach

Adored by families near and far, this Malibu beach at low tide really shows off its rocky underworld where sea stars, anemones, sea urchins and crabs delight sea-life seekers of all ages. Your small scallywags can really tap into their inner pirate while they climb under rock arches, through tunnels and inside small coves.

Good to Know: Park along PCH for free or pay $3 per hour (or $12 per day) to use the day-use parking lot.

35000 Pacific Coast Hwy.
Malibu
Online: parks.ca/gov/leocarrillo

San Pedro: Cabrillo Beach

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The best part about visiting this rocky shoreline is that if you do end up coming at the wrong time (i.e. high tide), you can still see everything SoCal tide pools have to offer next door at the Cabrillo Aquarium—a free aquarium showcasing all that swims, crawls, floats and sticks in the area's waters, guaranteeing you'll see sea stars and moon jellies by the dozen. 

How to Find the Tide Pools near Cabrillo Beach: Park at the aquarium and walk north through the grassy field (past the sandy beach) until you see a wooden walking path. This will take you right to the tide pools, which (as long as you go at low tide) are an easy, walkable collection of flat rocks with tons of watery crevices to explore. The total walking time is just about 5 minutes each way.

Good to Know: Parking is $1 per hour.

3720 Stephen M White Dr. (This is the address for the Cabrillo Aquarium, where you'll park)
San Pedro
Online: laparks.org/beach/cabrillo-beach

San Pedro: Point Fermin Park Beach

Your nature lovers will be in sea creature heaven during low tide on this beach! It’s certainly rocky, but pretty flat for the most part, making it easy to check out the treasures revealed when the tide is out. Beautiful green crabs, mussels, anemones, sea stars and even the occasional sea slug come out in full splendor in and around these tide pools.

807 Paseo Del Mar
San Pedro
Online: laparks.org/park/point-fermin

Rancho Palos Verdes: Abalone Cove Shoreline Park

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Access this beautiful beach via a scenic walk from the parking lot (the first 30 minutes are free, max $12 for the day). The payoff is a gorgeous strip of coastline with views for miles (look for Catalina Island in the distance) and tide pools crawling with ocean animals.

While the tide is out, your adventurers will feast their eyes on scurrying crabs, fish, colorful anemones and (luckily) get a glimpse or two of the abalone that gives the cove its name.

Good to Know: Getting to these tide pools involves a 10-minute hike with hills both there and back—and the tide pools are quite rocky so grippy water shoes are a must. This outing might be better suited for the slightly older set and may not be as toddler-friendly as some...but the bonus is this beach tends to be less crowded than others which is certainly a peaceful plus!

5970 Palos Verdes Dr. South
Rancho Palos Verdes
Online: rpvca.gov

When to Go Tide Pooling around LA

Melissa Heckscher

The first thing you should know about seeing tide pools? You can't always see them! This is because they're formed only when the tide is low enough to leave pools of water inside rock crevices and shallow areas near the shore. Go at the right time, and you'll be able to spot legions of hermit crabs nestled on sandy floors, blankets of mussels stuck to rocky undersides and sticky sea anemones stuck to surfaces everywhere—all without getting your feet wet. Go at the wrong time? Not only will you miss out on your seaside safari, but it can also be dangerous, since rogue waves can easily knock little explorers off their feet.

To make tide pool exploration a success, you need to schedule your visit for when the tide is as low as possible (aim for a tide level less than 1 foot high). To find the latest tide times, check out this chart from Tideforecast.com.  

What to Bring on Your Tide Pool Adventure:

  • A good pair of shoes—sneakers you don't mind getting wet or sturdy water shoes (no flip flops!). 
  • A hat
  • Sunblock
  • A bucket for (temporarily) collecting your finds for observation. Everything you find must be returned to the tide pools before you leave
  • A picture chart of what to look for—and makes a great scavenger hunt, too!

Tips for Upgrading Your Tide Pool Adventure

If your budding marine biologist wants to take their discoveries to the next level, download the iNaturalist App, and bring your phone or tablet down to the tide pools and join a community science effort. Using the app, you can explore the tide pools and discover what various animals and sea life are called and you can snap and share photos of all marine life you find—the data you contribute will help give a “snapshot” of species populations in Marine Protected Areas (MPA).

Good to Know: The app isn’t just for marine areas—you can also search “Nearby” and find groups to join—from nature centers to wildlife hunts at museums like the Natural History Museum, there’s a whole community of wildlife observers waiting to welcome you.

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With summer on its way in and camping trips on the horizon, you’ll want to have this list of camping games for kids in your back pocket. Family camping trips are the perfect time to unplug and try out these outdoor games, flashlight activities and just plain old-school fun. Which one will be your family’s new favorite?

1. Nature Tic Tac Toe
We love this option as you can gather all the pieces right at your campsite. With four sticks and two sets of markers (think leaves and rocks) you'll be on your way to playing this game that's good for even the youngest campers. 

2. Hide and Go Seek
There are tons of great hiding spots when you are camping so this is a natural option for a camping game. Make sure the kids know what boundaries they need to keep and choose a way to call them in like a whistle if you need to end the game early. With little ones, pair up the hiders and make them hide together. 

3. Capture the Flag
If you have a slew of kids with you, capture the flag is fun for a group. Divide the kids up into two teams and use two bandanas for flags that you set at opposite ends of the campsite. the winning team is the one that retrieves the opposing team's flag and brings it back to their home base. 

4. Nature Bingo
Put the kids to work finding all the cool nature items in your campsite. 

5. 20 Questions
This is a fun game to use especially when going on a hike. Kids will have to use their keen observational skills and language to guess the target object. One child chooses a specific object they see along the way and the guessers get to question things like size, color and shape with yes or no questions. The winner gets to be the next one to choose an object. 

6. Camping Trip
We love this game for when everyone's sitting around the fire. The first person starts it off with "I'm going on a camping trip and I'm going to bring" and they say what they're going to bring. The next person repeats the phrase "I'm going on a camping trip and I'm going to bring" and they have to choose an item to bring that starts with the next letter in the alphabet. So if the first person is bringing a tent, then the second person has to bring something that starts with the letter "u" like a ukulele. 

7. Glow Bracelet Ring Toss
Find a stick and bury it in the dirt so that it is sticking up straight. Pass out equal numbers of glow bracelets to each person. Try your luck at throwing the glow bracelet onto the stick! 

8. Squirt Gun Races
Line up a row of plastic cups on the edge of a log or picnic table. With two teams, race to see which team can squirt the cups off the table first. 

9. Orange Chin Relay Race
With two teams, line up and pass an orange under your chin down the line without using your hands. If the orange drops you need to start over. First team to move the orange to the end wins! 

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10. Night Vision
This is a great game to teach kids about how animals see at night. On a designated path, have a few older kids or parents hide in spots where they will be pretty camouflaged but still visible if people look closely enough. Have the "lookers" walk along the path and silently try to find the hiders. The next morning you can have the hiders go back to their spots to show the lookers where they were hiding in plain sight. 

11. A Killer Wink
This is a perfect campfire game with a group. One person is designated "it" and leaves the circle to go off where they cannot hear. The remaining group chooses a killer. The person who is "it" returns to the circle and tries to figure out who the killer is. The players look around the circle making eye contact with each other. If the killer winks at you, you have to make dramatic noises and fall over like you've died. When the person who is "it" guesses who the killer is, they get to become the next killer and a new "it" is chosen. 

12. Flashlight Charades
This is just like your traditional charades but by the light of the flashlight. Put a bunch of animal names on pieces of paper into a bucket. When it's your turn you select a paper and have to act out that animal using the light of a flashlight. Find more ideas for flashlight games here

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13. Nature Alphabet Hunt
A great way to help kids who are learning their letters is to go on a campground alphabet hunt where you look for items that start with each letter of the alphabet. 

14. Mosquito Bites
At the beginning of the camping trip give each kid a certain number of red stickers. If they are caught saying designated words like "campfire" or "tent" then they have to turn over one of their red dots to the person who calls them out. The one left with the most mosquito bites at the end is the winner! 

15. Rock Tower Challenge
Pair up and see which team can make the tallest stacked rock tower using rocks found in the campsite. 

 

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Because you know you need some clean jokes for the kiddos!

If you’ve spent any time scrolling through our big list of jokes for kids you might have noticed that many of them are sent into our editor directly from hilarious kids themselves. So we’ve rounded them up into one hysterically funny and adorable collection. Read on for the best silly, sweet, totally clean jokes for kids (by kids!).

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1. What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?

A chocolate-chip Wookie. 

—Jake

 

2. What is a computer's favorite snack?

Computer chips!!

—reader Rebecca K.

3. What day of the week are most twins born on?

Twos-day! 

(submitted by reader Scooter T.!) 

4. What did one horse say to the other horse?

Neigh!

What did the kid say to the horse?

Hey! 

What did the mane say to the horse?

Nothing, you silly, a mane can't talk. 

—Henrik, age 8 

5. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk. 

—Jasper L., young reader submitted!

 

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6. Why did the police play baseball?

He wanted to get a catch!

—Yuna, age 8
 
 

7. What did the microwave say to the other microwave?

Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

—Yuna, age 8
 
 

8. What does a cow love to watch? 

A Moo-sical!

—Yuna, age 8
 

9. What does a cow love to watch?

A moo-vie!

—Yuna, age 8
 

10. What is a pirate's favorite movie?

The Avengrrrs!

—Yuna, age 8
 
 

11. What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap year!

—Yuna, age 8

12. Why was the snow yellow?

Because Elsa let it go!

—Kaylee

13. What do you call an ant who fights crime?

A vigilanty! 

—Joe L, age 10 

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14. How do they answer the phone at the paint store?

Yellow!

—Lily, age 6

15. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

—reader submitted by Kaci Y.

16. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Primemates!

—Merci P., aged 10

17. What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?

Ice Krispy Treats

—Emmerson H., age 13

18. Why do scissors always win a race?

Because they take a shortcut!

—Foster, age 5

19. How do you stop a bull from charging? 

You unplug it!
 

—Jadyn, Age 12

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20. What’s yellow and looks like a pineapple?

A lemon with a new haircut. 

—submitted (and created) by Rafael L. 

21. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

"No eye-deer." 

—also sent in by young Raffy 
 

22. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?

A teapot!

—young reader Collin S.

23. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge.  How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?

None—it’s already built!

—Liam, age 7

24. How do you make the word Tiger longer?

Ti-gerrrr

—Kabir, Age 9

25. How do you clean chicken?  -

Put it in the dishwasher.

—Kabir, Age 9

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26. What is black and white and looks like a penguin?

A penguin. 

—Zhan, age 5 
 
27. What did the dad say to his daughter at the cookout? 
 
This grill is on fire!
 

—Jadyn, 12 (This kid is on fire! 🤣)

 
28. What is a pirate's favorite body part?

 
The booty!

—C.J., age 9
 

29. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?           

There is no such thing as a half a hole.

—Eric, age 10
 

30. How do cats bake cake?

From scratch.
 

—reader Jacey

31. What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

—young reader Kohen

 

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32. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name?

What.

—Ray, age 9

33. Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?

 To the rodentist.
 
—Ray, age 9!
 

34. What does an alien do when it is bored in school?

Spaces out.
 
—Ray! (they are on a roll!), age 9
 

35. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake?

Is this GLUE-ten free?

—Guess who? Ray! age 9

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39. What did the kid learn about knowledge?

It was all knowing.

—Reader submitted by Deziree
 

40. Why didn't the hyena cross the road?

He was too busy laughing.

—reader submitted by Gillian P.
 

41. What's a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

—Henrik P.
 
 

42. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?

Greatest minds think alike!

—Henrik, age 9

43. What do you call babies in the army?

Infantry! 

—Joe L., age 9

44. What is a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple! 
 
—Olivia W., age 7 

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45. Why did the dragon cross the road?

Because he was too chicken to fly!       
 
—Joshua Y. 
 
 

46. Who won the race of princesses?

Rapunzel, By a hair!

—Josh Y! 
 

47. What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?

I have to scramble!
 
—our buddy, Joshua Y. 
 

48. How do you stop a bull from charging?

You take away its credit card!

—Joshua Y. 

 

49. Where does the T-rex go shopping?

The dino store!

—Joshua Y., age 9 

50. Why was the rabbit happy?

Because somebunny loved him!

—Guess who? Joshua Y.! 

51. What did the pear say to the shoeless?

You need a pair of shoes. 

—reader submitted by Rose A. 

52. What do you call a bear with no ear?

A "B"

—Alexis R. 

53. What would happen if the dean lost his job?

He would lose his "ideanity." 

—Joshua Y. 

54. Why did the baby cross the road? 
 
To get to the whine shop!

—Matilda C., age 7
 

55. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

—Ryder, Age 3!!! 

 

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56. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

—Suzanna R. 

57. What do you call a cat burrito?

A purrito

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

58. What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

—Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters 

59. How do you get a cat to code?

You Scratch it!
 

—Musegirl, 8

60. Why was the man mad at the clock?

He was ticked off!

—Nolan A. age 8

 

61. What is the strongest kind of shoe?

Under Armor!

—Liam A. age 9

62. Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?

Because he went down in History!

—Sreeja K., age 8 
 

63. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

—Sreeja K., age 8 

64. Why can't you spell dark with a "c", so it says "darc"?

Because you can't c in dark!

—Shivani age 8

65. How do you clean a chicken?

An egg wash! 

—MB, age 12 

66. What's Joanna Gaines' favorite snack food?

Chips

—H.P., aged 9

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67. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts. 

—Londynn, 9
 

68. What do you do when an astronaut’s wife is upset?

Give her some space.

—Jaden, 11
 

69. What do you call ants that bring you food and drinks?

Serv-ants! 

—Claire Y., age 8

70. Why couldn't the dinosaur sleep?

Because his brother was a dino-snore. He was boring AND loud. 

—David E., 5 

71.What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

—Rianna G., age 10

72. Knock knock! 

Who's there?

Banana. 

Banana who?

Knock knock! 

Who's there!

Banana. 

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

—Carson H. 

 

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73. What do snakes like to binge watch?

Monty Python. 

—H.P., age 9

74. What do computers eat for lunch? 

Anything they can byte. 

—Henrik, age 9

75. Why can't a cyclops teach?

It only has one pupil. 

—KG, age 10

76. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot! 

—Oliver, 7 

77. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Arrrr! 

No, it be the C! (Sea).

—A hilarious 6-year-old reader. 

78. Why do fish live in saltwater?

Pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

—Hasset A. 

79. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in a school!

—Ronit P. 
 

The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:

80. Why did the cow lie down in the grass? 

He was ground beef.

81. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? 

It’s pasture bedtime.

82. Why did the phone walk in the water? 

He was wading for a phone call.

83. What is blue, but not heavy?

Light blue.

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84. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints. 

—Joshua N.  

85. What is the best day to visit McDonalds?

Fry-Day!

—Gianni, age 6

86. What's a cow's favorite drink?

A s-moooo-thie.

—Young readers Jax (7) and Kora (5)

87. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cow

Cow who? 

Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!

—Adalyn, age 5

88. Why did the tomato stop?

Because he was out of juice. 

—Karma E. 

89. What are cats best at?

Cat-apulting!

—Macy (10)

90. What kind of stick does a cat chase?

A cat-stick!

—Macy (10)

91. What kind of fruit does a dog eat?

A dog-berry!

—Macy(10) & Katie (34)

92. Why do hockey players make great bankers?

Because they are good at checking.

—Henrik, age 9 3/4

93. Why won't Santa go in the chimney anymore?

He's claus-trophobic.

—E.A., 7 

94. Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?

The president!

—submitted by young reader Gwen I. 

95. Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was trying to get away from the KFC.

—Ben, age 8

96. Who sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck. 

—Alesha, age 11 

97. Why was the snowman in the box?

Because he was picking his nose.
  
—Peter, age 8

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These next five were sent in from Jax (7) and Kora (5):

98. What’s a dog's favorite toy?

A funny bone!

99. What’s a cow's favorite rock?

A mooo-n rock

100. What’s the scariest plant?

Bam-booo!

101. What’s a cow's favorite place to go?

The mooo-vies!

102. What’s the scariest injury?

A booo-booo!

(Jax & Kora!) 

103. Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

—Scarlett 

104. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
You've lettuce down.

—Joe, age 10

105. Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

—Cheyenne, age 9

106. What do you get when you cross a horse with a narwhal?

A unicorn! 

—Sophia M. 

107. Mr. and Ms. Violet lived in the violet house, Mr. and Ms. Green lived in the green house, why couldn't Mr. and Ms. White live in the white house?

Because the president was already living there!

—Sara S. 

108. What did the mummy bread say to the baby bread?

I loaf you!

—Sheen, 7

109. Why didn't the curtain go up?

Because it wanted to stretch out! 

—Sanshray, age 7

110. What part of your body can cause the end of the world?

Your apoco-lips!

—AJ, age 8!

111. Why did the king go to the bathroom?

He wanted to sit on the throne.

—Eric, age 10

112.  What does a cow like to drink?

A smoothie! 

—Carolina, age 8

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113. Why didn't the koala pass the test?

He did not koalafiy. 

—Paxton 

114. Where does Cupid get his arrows?

From Target!

—Benjamin T., age 11 

115. What is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-hurty!!! 

—Tyler R. 

116. What did the salad say to the carrot when it asked for directions to a restaurant?

Beets me!

—Joe, age 10

117. What did the camper say to the other?

Can I have s'more?
 
—Xitlali, age 10 (and a half)
 

118. Why did the lion cross the road?

To get to the other pride!

119. What mood best describes a sad librarian?

Under the books.

—Elliana

120. What do you call a Buffalo that likes beef?

A Beef-alo

121. What does a camel say to a hunter?

Do you need some camel-flage

122. Why does the dinosaur like the bathroom?

Because it’s ex-stink-t

123. Why does the dentist use a computer?

Because it has Bluetooth.

—Jokes 120-123 courtesy of Gunner, age 8

124. Q: “What’s the best food to eat in the winter?”
A: “Brrrr-gurs!”
—Foster, age 7.5

Are you a kid with a joke to add? Send it to kate.loweth@tinybeans.com and we’ll put it in the story!

 

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