What’s the cleanest type of birthday party joke? One that’s a soap-prise

It’s your kiddo’s special day so once you’ve figured out the birthday party theme and the birthday gift, you’re ready for a cuddle and a laugh. Our kid-friendly and kid-approved birthday jokes are perfect for their special day. Get ready for sweet laughs, and be sure to drop one in their lunchbox for some LOL fun!

If you need more birthday party fun, check out our favorite birthday desserts that aren’t cake, party favors kids will actually use, outdoor birthday party ideas, and the best indoor birthday party ideas around!

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1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? 

Hoppy Birthday! 

2. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it's hard to light them from the bottom. 

3. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter. 

4. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age. 

5. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

6. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey. 

7. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

It's roar birthday! 

8. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it. 

9. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office?

It was feeling crumby. 

10. What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older. 

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11. What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?

I don't know, but you better hope he likes it. 

12. Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?

Because the eggs kept cracking jokes. 

13. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

It was a pound cake.

14. Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?

No, he was stuffed. 

15. Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby.

16. Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

17. Why did the robber break into the bakery?

She heard the cakes were rich.

18. What kind of music is bad for balloons?

Pop. 

19. What do clams like to do on their birthdays?

Shell-ebrate.

20. What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?

"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

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21. Did you hear about the tree's birthday celebration?

It was really sappy. 

22. What did the cake say to the ice cream?

You're cool. 

23. What kind of cake do ghosts like?

I Scream Cake.

24. How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

They relish it. 

25. What kind of candle burns longer than the others? 

None, silly—they all burn shorter. 

26. What's the cleanest type of birthday party joke?

One that's a soap-prise. 

27. What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?

They take the cake! 

28. What kind of cake do you eat if you are sick on your birthday?

Coffee cake. 

29. Why can't kids remember past birthdays?

Because they are too focused on the present. 

30. What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays just burn you out?

31. Why was the birthday cake so hard?

It was a marble cake! 

32. Knock knock! 

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday! 

33. What do you say to a kangaroo on their birthday?

Hoppy Birthday! 

34. What's hairy and covered in fondant? 

A coconut cake. 

35. What did the cake say to the donut?

You're looking glazed over. 

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36. What happens when your dad chugs 8 sodas at your birthday party?

He burps 7-Up. 

37. What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?

A birthday potty. 

38. What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?

Diet croak. 

39. If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?

Crazy-big hands. 

40. How do cats bake cake?

From scratch! 

—young reader Jacey

41. What did the cake say to the fork?

You wanna' piece of me?? 

42. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents. 

43. What happens if no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it, too. 

44. What kind of music do balloons hate?

Pop music. 

45. What do you call a spaghetti noodle pretending it's his birthday?

An impasta

46. What did the birthday card say to the stamp?

Stick with me, we're going places! 

47. What is a tornado's favorite party game?

Twister! 

48. Why did the cupcake cross the road?

It had muffin else to do! 

49. Why don't owls give each other presents on their birthdays?

Because they don't give a hoot! 

50. What did the King of the Underworld say when Zeus gave him boring socks for his birthday?

I Hades! 

51. What did the mama say to her baby on his birthday?

Nappy Birthday! 

52. What did the ocean say on its birthday? 

Nothing, it just waved. 

53. Why isn't Elsa allowed to have a birthday balloon? 

Because she'll just "let it go." 

54. How do you make sure a birthday party in outer space is super fun?

You planet. 

55. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bacon

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! 

 

 

Team Screen or not, these screen-free toys are fun for all the kiddos on your list

We don’t have an issue with screen time. After all, devices are entertaining, sure, but they also offer educational and convenience benefits. But regardless of your stance on the subject, everyone needs time away from screens and devices (grown-ups included). It can be so easy to forget to look up from our digital lives. That’s where our work, communication, entertainment, banking, researching, and, well, really most things throughout our days. We don’t think there’s anything wrong with that…until we forget to take in our surroundings. That’s why we also make sure to focus on screen-free toys around the holidays.

While there are some hot high-tech gifts this year, we think it’s a great idea to include some screen-free toys in the mix. And they’re really anything but boring. Creativity, relaxation, and imagination are all nudged when we aren’t looking at our screens. They’re great for flexing little ones’ minds, and they also prevent them from becoming a little too reliant on their iPads. There are a lot of fantastic screen-free gifts out there, and these are some of the absolute best that are definitely on our “Buy” and “Give” lists.

Slice & Bake Cookie Set

Melissa & Doug

Includes 12 sliceable cookies, 12 toppings, knife, spatula, cookie sheet, and kitchen mitt, plus a storage cookie tube.

Slice & Bake Cookie Set ($27.99)—Buy Here!

Nuts and Bolts 24 Piece Sensory Set

Skoolzy

Color-matching, coordination, and fine motor skills are all used to play with these super fun toddler-ready nuts and bolts.

Nuts and Bolts 24 Piece Sensory Set ($17.97)—Buy Here!

Little Tikes Adventure Rocket

Target

For kiddos who need something a little different from the classic playhouse, this rocket includes all the tools and activities they need to explore outer space.

Little Tikes Adventure Rocket ($174.99)—Buy Here!

Volcano Expedition Base Camp

schleich®

Screen-free fun is erupting in this schleich® play set where dinosaurs roam the land. Featuring molten lava, volcanic ash, and action-packed play functions, like glowing lava, cool vapor, realistic tremors, and a ground-shaking eruption, kids will get lost in their imagination for hours on end.

Volcano Expedition Base Camp ($130)—Buy it here.

Rody Horse

GYMNIC

Rody Horse is smooth, bouncy, and designed to stay sturdy while your little one hops. Rody can be inflated and deflated to adjust as kids grow, and can support up to 100lbs. Comes in multiple colors.

Rody Horse ($64.95)—Buy Here!

5pc Fine Motor Fun Set

Curious Minds

Gator tweezers, a water dropper, scooper, cup tweezers, and plastic fine-tip tweezers give little ones the tools to play with sand, water, pom poms, different foods, and all sorts of other objects (with parent supervision, of course).

5pc Fine Motor Fun Set ($16.00)—Buy Here!

Wooden Busy Board

Amazon

This hand-held busy board includes LED lights to really hold their attention.

Wooden Busy Board ($25.99)—Buy Here!

Warmies

Warmies

What's better than their favorite stuffy? Warmies are fully microwavable to provide hours coziness. They're scented with real dried French lavender and perfectly weighted, too. Choose from so, so many different loveable characters.

Warmies ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Magnetic Building Blocks

Amazon

We love these blocks since they're ideal for building together with your littles.

Magnetic Building Blocks ($29.99)—Buy Here!

TubeLox Deluxe Set

TubeLox

A life-sized construction set makes for literally years of fun. Kids can create forts, cars, playhouses, castles, jungle gyms...the list goes on and on.

TubeLox Deluxe Set ($425.00)—Buy Here!

Automatic Laying Domino Train

Urban Chase

This domino-laying train lets your minis create fun domino patterns over and over again, thanks to the train's automatic placement.

Automatic Laying Domino Train ($36.99)—Buy Here!

Outer Space Sensory Bin

Creativity for Kids/Target

A self-contained galaxy sensory bin where they can scoop, sort, and play.

Outer Space Sensory Bin ($19.99)—Buy Here!

Slumberkins Shine Bright Kin & 'Bigfoot Shares His Gift' Board Book

Slumberkins

Slumberkins is a Tinybeans fave. Each sweet 'Kin' and book combination helps kiddos learn social and emotional skills (confidence, positive self talk, and healthy relationships), plus they're adorable and include an affirmation card for littles to help remember the most important messaging. This season, Bigfoot is sharing his gift and learning self-acceptance.

Slumberkins Shine Bright Kin & Bigfoot Shares His Gift Board Book ($58.00)—Buy Here!

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Ready to Grow Garden

Maisonette

No one loves a good sticker decoration activity like kids, and this terrarium gets decorated and also includes potting mix, decorative gravel, plant mister and quick-grow chia seeds.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Ready to Grow Garden ($15.39)—Buy Here!

Wooden Water Blocks

Odin Parker

Odin Parker makes heirloom toys that are perfect for gifting, and the water blocks teach them colors, shapes, shadows, and more.

Wooden Water Blocks ($75.00)—Buy Here!

Randimals

Randimals

Meet Hork. He's a shark-horse hybrid, along with his friends Zangaroo, Seadog, Squiger, and more. Randimals are designed to remind little ones that 'what makes us different, makes all the difference'. 

Randimals ($37.95)—Buy Here!

Plan Toys Balancing Cactus

Anthropologie

Made from rubberwood, this cute cactus teaches balance and coordination through a stacking game the whole family can play.

Plan Toys Balancing Cactus ($35.00)—Buy Here!

Modern Museum Architecture Set

3DUX DESIGN

Complete with easy-to-decorate pieces—86, to be exact—that are reusable and ready to help little ones complete their museum build.

Modern Museum Architecture Set ($27.99)—Buy Here!

Nesting Rainbow Stacking Blocks

Curious Minds

Even though they all nest together, these stacking blocks can be used individually for open-ended play.

Nesting Rainbow Stacking Blocks ($26.99)—Buy Here!

 

If you haven’t introduced your little ones to the classic game Would You Rather, you’re missing out on some serious fun. It’s a simple concept: present a pair of hypothetical situations and choose which one you’d prefer. But don’t let its simplicity fool you; the game encourages creativity, critical thinking, and decision-making skills. Plus, you’ll get a sneak peek into their budding minds and learn about how they tick. We’ve got a list of whimsical and creative Would You Rather questions for kids to get you started.

If you’re in the mood for even more kid-centric entertainment, try out these funny jokes for kids, play some minute-to-win-it games, and check out our ultimate list of trivia for kids. 

 

How to Play Would You Rather with Kids

The key to playing Would You Rather with kids is to make the options silly and imaginative so they stay engaged. It’s also helpful to set some ground rules. Make sure everyone understands that there are no right or wrong answers and that it’s all just for fun. We recommend starting with some easy questions to get the ball rolling, like “Would you rather eat pizza or ice cream for the rest of your life?” Then gradually ramp up the difficulty level. Before you know it, you’ll be knee-deep in debates about whether it’s better to have super strength or the ability to fly.

The Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Browse through our list and pick and choose the ones you think will work best for your family. You can always come back and try other ones next time!

1. Would you rather eat breakfast or dinner for every meal?

2. Would you rather dance in front of 1000 people or sing in front of 1000 people?

3. Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a fish?

4. Would you rather be a superhero with a cool costume or a wizard with a magic wand?

5. Would you rather have a robot servant or a magical genie?

6. Would you rather be able to talk to ghosts or time travel to the past?

7. Would you rather be able to freeze time or rewind time?

8. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet alien?

9. Would you rather be able to breathe fire or shoot lasers from your eyes?

10. Would you rather have a personal spaceship or a personal submarine?

11. Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on clouds?

12. Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to teleport?

13. Would you rather be able to breathe fire like a dragon or freeze things like Elsa from Frozen?

14. Would you rather have a robot that does all your chores for you or a personal chef who cooks all your meals for you?

15. Would you rather be a detective or a pilot?

16. Would you rather be in the Olympics for snowboarding or diving?

17. Would you rather brush your teeth with soap or drink sour milk?

18. Would you rather create a new sport or a new holiday?

19. Would you rather travel to outer space or visit every country in the world?

20. Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of your life or toothpaste for the rest of your life?

21. Would you rather be the worst player on a team that always wins or the best player on a team that always loses?

22. Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive?

23. Would you rather only be able to whisper or have an incredibly loud voice?

24. Would you rather live without music or movies?

25. Would you be trapped in a room with a friendly tiger or ten bumblebees?

26. Would you rather buy 50 toys that cost $1 or one toy that costs $50?

27. Would you rather wear flip-flops when it’s snowing or five layers in the middle of summer?

28. Would you rather stand in knee-high ketchup or swim in ranch dressing?

29. Would you rather share a room with a T-Rex or a whale shark?

If you have older kids, check out our list of Would You Rather questions for teens for more family fun.

These new Netflix kids’ shows and movies coming in October are perfect for when the kids need downtime

Fall is officially here, which means chillier days and many excuses to relax on the sofa. Netflix’s October lineup is jam-packed with new releases and family favorites. No matter what you like to watch, there are plenty of new Netflix kids’ shows and movies this month. Family favorite Kung Fu Panda is back and there are a few new additions for Halloween, too. All that’s left is to decide what they want to watch first.

New Netflix Kids’ Shows and Movies Coming in October

Oct. 1

The Adventures of Tintin

This animated film is based on the comics of the same name. When young journalist TinTin buys a miniature version of a legendary pirate ship, he is unknowingly thrust into an adventure that involves traveling the world, looking for sunken treasure, and avoiding some nasty pirates. And he does it all with the help of his trusty sidekick Snowy.

The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 

While the Andrew Garfield version of New York’s favorite superhero might not be the favorite of the comic book film adaptations, these movies are still action-packed fun for the whole family.

Casper 

This modern take on a classic cartoon character spins the story of an afterlife therapist and his daughter becoming friends with a friendly spirit after they move into a crumbling mansion.

Drake & Josh: Season 1-3 

In this classic Nickelodeon series, two stepbrothers learn to live together and navigate high school even though they’re very different people.

Kung Fu Panda 

Go back to where it all began for Po and his ninja master friends. Enjoy the discovery of the dragon warrior all over again with this animated classic.

The Little Rascals 

Based on the classic “Our Gang” movie shorts from the ’20s and ’30s, Little Rascals follows the adventures of Alfalfa, Darla, Stymie, Spanky, Waldo, and more.

Megamind

This hilarious animated film about an overly smart reformed super-villain alien is back on Netflix. Starring the voice talents of Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Tina Fey, Brad Pitt, and many more, this is a perfect choice for family movie night.

Oct. 2

Strawberry Shortcake and the Beast of Berry Bog

In an all-new special, the Berry Scary Fright Night Carnival has arrived in Big Apple City and Strawberry Shortcake must solve the mystery of who is trying to spoil the fun.

Oct. 10

Blippi’s Big Dino Adventure

If you didn’t catch Blippi’s feature film debut this summer, here’s your chance. In this 60-minute length film, Blippi and Meekah set out on their biggest and best dinosaur adventure yet. They’ll meet up with friends like Park Ranger Asher and help to find some missing dino eggs before they hatch.

Oct. 12

LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising: Season 1: Part 2

The key to stopping the MergeQuakes from reaching their tipping point lies in the Dragon Cores. Can the Ninja find all three before it’s too late?

Oct. 13

Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids 3: Game Over

Now that you’ve seen the remake, how about going back to the beginning with the original trilogy? Follow Juni and Carmen as they follow in their super spy parents’ footsteps and help save the world with the help of some super cool spy gear.

Oct. 16

Oggy Oggy: Season 3 

Kind and curious kitty Oggy Oggy wants to spread joy to all his friends and neighbors. But sometimes, he gets into playful mischief instead. Miaow!

Oct. 17

I Woke Up A Vampire 

On her 13th birthday, Carmie discovers that she’s half vampire—and she must learn to navigate middle school while learning to control mythical powers like strength, super speed, and power blast. A fun new TV show for tweens.

Oct. 23

Princess Power: Season 2 

When there’s trouble in the Fruitdoms, these princess pals join forces to help each other—because sometimes problems are too big for just one princess!

Oct. 24

Minions

Gru’s sidekicks get their own feature-length film with this spin-off of the Despicable Me franchise. Find out where the minions came from and why they are obsessed with bananas.

Oct. 25

Life on Our Planet

Life as we know it has fought an epic battle to conquer and survive on Planet Earth. There are 20 million species on our planet in 2023, but that number is just a snapshot in time—99% of Earth’s inhabitants are lost to our deep past. The story of what happened to these dynasties—their rise and their fall–is truly remarkable.

Related: New, Original Family Movies You’ll Only Find on Netflix, Disney+ & Apple TV in 2023

Kids’ Titles Leaving Netflix in October

A League of Their Own

Jumanji

Nanny McPhee

Mr. Peabody & Sherman

Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie

 

 

Your little one’s style doesn’t have to stop at baby crib sheets.

Dress up your nursery with baby crib sheets that offer a soft place to sleep and a fabulous spot for Instagram photos. There are so many options that don’t have anything to do with ducks or teddy bears. These are crib sheets for trendy babes who already serve up serious style. Read on for organic options, silk sheets that are gentle on hair, and the cutest prints you’ve ever seen.

Primary Crib Sheets

Primary

Beloved kids clothing brand Primary has now come out with bedding in its signature prints and colors. The crib sheet comes in white with rainbow stars, stripes or hearts, plain white, and white with a navy stripe. There's also a coordinating baby quilt ($78) in white with a navy star, rainbow stripe or rainbow heart. White & Rainbow Stars ($23.50)—Buy Here!

Coco Beans Silk Crib Sheets

Say goodbye to tangled hair! These 100% silk sheets from Coco Beans are more gentle on textured and curly hair, preventing the dry, frizzy locks and bald spots that can develop on cotton sheets. Silk is naturally hypoallergenic and safe for sensitive skin; plus, it's breathable, moisture-wicking and helps regulate temperature. Coco Beans Silk Crib Sheets ($108.00)—Buy Here!

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Solly Baby Crib Sheets

Solly Baby

You love the brand's lightweight and soft, silky baby wraps, and the Solly Baby crib sheets are just as cozy and comfortable. Sized to fit a standard crib mattress, these luxurious sheets are fitted and come in florals, stripes, dots and solid colors. Solly Baby Crib Sheets ($38.00)—Buy Here!

 

Luvsy Printed Crib Sheets

Luvsy

Fancy up your crib photos with Luvsy's festive crib sheets. Each "scene" transfers baby to a new place—the beach, park, outer space and even surfing big waves. Start your fun photography journey from day one. Luvsy Printed Crib Sheets ($29.99)—Buy Here!

 

Copper Pearl Premium Knit Fitted Sheet

Copper Pearl

Your baby will feel, and look, downright dreamy on Copper Pearl premium fitted crib sheets. The sheets are made from a lightweight and breathable knit fabric and are designed to snugly and safely fit all standard baby mattresses, with high-quality elastic to keep it in place. Patterns include this sweet peach print, as well as flowers, stripes, checks, hearts, and animals. Copper Pearl Premium Knit Fitted Sheet ($39.95)—Buy Here!

Target's Cloud Island

Affordable and adorable, the Pink Floral fitted crib sheet from Cloud Island is as pretty as a painting for your little one’s nursery. It plays nicely with any pastel- or sherbet-hued decor and can lean traditional or modern all depending upon your style. Made with smooth 100% cotton, this fitted sheet is free from harmful levels of chemical substances. Target's Cloud Island Crib Sheets ($9.99)—Buy Here!

Iviebaby Crib Sheets

Going for a gender-neutral nursery? Check out Iviebaby on Etsy for tons of options to choose from. Another great gift idea for a mama-to-be with a distinct sense of style. Iviebaby Crib Sheets ($95.00)—Buy Here!

Lewis Organic Crib Sheets

Lewis

Not every nursery has to shout “baby!” For a more sophisticated look, turn to Lewis, where you’ll find 100% organic cotton goods with patterns that are more Brooklyn-hip than cutesy. Lewis Organic Crib Sheets ($38.00)—Buy Here!

The Peanutshell Fitted Crib Sheet Set

The Peanutshell/Amazon

Another gender-neutral win, these southwest crib sheets come in a set of 4 (who knew we'd be washing crib sheets this often?). The Peanutshell Fitted Crib Sheet Set ($29.99)—Buy Here!

The Honest Company Organic Cotton Sheets

The Honest Company

Stay-proof corners, adorable prints, and 100% cotton makes these crib sheets a fast favorite for babes of all ages. The Honest Company Organic Cotton Sheets ($12.49)—Buy Here!

Sorrel + Fern Safari Adventure

Sorrel Fern

This warm burnt orange is having a moment right now, and what nursery doesn't need safari animals? These stain- and fade-resistant super-soft sheets come in a two pack (and some other designs, too). Sorrel + Fern Safari Adventure ($29.99)—Buy Here!

UOMNY Fitted Crib Sheets

UOMNY

We're loving the super saturated hues of these crib sheets, and apparently, so is Amazon. They've amassed almost 6K Amazon Reviews. UOMNY Fitted Crib Sheets ($13.89)—Buy Here!

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful…luckily, these toddler coats make getting them ready a little less scary

First things first: the best toddler coat is the one they’ll put on and keep on. Toddlers are squirmy little creatures. They’re movers and shakers and they can’t stand being restricted. Winter gear typically makes having a full range of movement hard (think Randy in A Christmas Story), so we have to switch tactics and find toddler coats they won’t mind wearing, even if it means not being able to contort themselves into a pretzel as much as they’d like.

From rough-and-tumble to soft and sweet, these toddler coats are super cute and durable. We have layers for the dinosaur dedicated, we have outer space outerwear, and options for the chilly frilly lovers. And hey, there’s a good chance they’ll make getting your little ones ready to face the elements easier!

3-in-1 Jacket

Anything that multi-tasks is an immediate favorite of ours, and this 3-in-1 jacket fits the bill. The outer shell is specially coated for water-resistance, and the solid interior fleece liner zips out to become its own jacket! Available in four prints.

3-in-1 Jacket ($34.98) Here

Mon Coeur Puffer Jacket

Mon Coeur from Maisonette is a brand dedicated to putting the planet first. This jacket is made from up-cycled water bottles and recycled polyester. Plus, 1% of each item sold is donated to environmental restoration efforts!

Mon Coeur Puffer Jacket ($190) Here

Ruffle Puffer Jacket

Tiered ruffles and a water-resistant coating makes this an adorable holiday-ready option for little ones who love frills!

Ruffle Puffer Jacket ($59.96) Here

Rocket Rain Coat

If your season looks more wet than wintery, this warm rain coat from Cat & Jack is a blast! The webbed details will make your little astronaut feel on top of the world.

Rocket Rain Coat ($19) Here

Ombré Puffer Vest

If having their arms covered is just too much, this cheery puffer vest is the perfect answer!

Ombré Puffer Vest ($29.50) Here

The North Face Down Hooded Jacket

The North Face is known for handling the cold, so this recycled down-filled, fleece-lined, water-repellent jacket is an easy and cozy go-to all season!

The North Face Down Hooded Jacket ($119) Here

Buffalo Check Hooded Wool Jacket

Keep them warm and oh-so-sharp in this cozy wool hooded jacket! Also available in red!

Buffalo Check Hooded Wool Jacket ($49) Here

Two-Piece Snowsuit

If a coat just isn't going to cut it, this snowsuit set is sure to! Weather-resistant, water-resistant, and insulated, they'll stay cozy no matter what the weather has in store.

Two-Piece Snowsuit ($219) Here

Lightweight Goose Down Jacket

No kiddo wants to be weighed down, so this lightweight and packable goose down jacket is a terrific option! It also doesn't hurt that it's budget-friendly.

Lightweight Goose Down Jacket ($46.99) Here

Hook-and-Eye Coat

So you have yourself a little fashionista? This gender-neutral coat can be rocked from holiday parties to the playground.

Hook-and-Eye Coat ($28.99) Here

Bear Ears Puffer Jacket

We're suckers for anything with adorable details, so this puffer coat is high on our list! It's ideal for temps around 50ºF and comes in a ton of different colors.

Bear Ears Puffer Jacket ($23.99) Here

Dinosaur Hood Puffer Coat

Got a dino-driven kiddo? They'll love this rawr-some puffer, complete with spikes. It comes in five colors!

Dinosaur Hood Puffer Coat ($20.99) Here

Fur Hood Parka

Talk about cozy! This parka is fleece-lined with a removable hood for the days when they decide that a hood is the most annoying thing on earth after loving it the day before. You know how it goes.

Fur Hood Parka ($29.59) Here

Lightweight Water-Resistant Packable Hooded Puffer Coat

This one is the #1 Best-Seller in Boys' Down Jacket & Coats on Amazon! 

Lightweight Water-Resistant Packable Hooded Puffer Coat ($40.20) Here

Double Flake Snow Set

We're loving this snow set for its warmth, but also because of Columbia's OUTGROWN™ System that allows you to extend the size up to 1.5"!

Double Flake Snow Set ($99) Here

Kitterwibbit II Jacket

Another dino-inspired layer (who can get enough dinosaur duds?), this one offers reflective detail and comes in four color combos!

Kitterwibbit II Jacket ($44.99) Here

Patagonia Synthetic Puffer Hoodie

Fair Trade Certified™ and high tear-strength, they'll wear this one all winter! Available in multiple colors.

Patagonia Synthetic Puffer Hoodie ($129) Here

Long Heavyweight Hooded Puffer Coat

For especially cold climates, this longer-length heavyweight coat will protect them right down to their little hands thanks to the thumb-holes!

Long Heavyweight Hooded Puffer Coat ($50.20) Here

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It’s been two long years of waiting, but Zombies 3 finally has a finally arrived! Available now on Disney+, it’s finally time to catch up with the kids from Seabrook High for the third installment of the hit franchise.

Just like in the first two films, the newest entry in the “trequel” introduces yet another life form: aliens from outer space! To make the movie even more enticing, RuPaul Charles is joining the cast and will be voicing “The Mothership,” the UFO that transports the aliens to Earth.

Viewers can expect to see all their favorite characters returning, like Zed, Addison, Willa, Wynter, Bucky, Zoey, Eliza, Bree and Wyatt. So what’s the new film all about?

According to Disney+, we’ll return to Seabrook High, where Zed is seeking out an athletic scholarship so he can be the first zombie to attend college and Addison prepares for the first international cheer-off. Of course, drama ensues when aliens drop in for the worldwide cheer competition to not only cheer but perhaps get into other trouble.

A Zombies movie wouldn’t be complete without epic music and dance numbers, and this film is no exception. The soundtrack, which also drops on Jul. 15, will include eight new numbers that have an intergalactic vibe. In addition to new tunes like “Alien Invasion,” “Come On Out” and “Close Encounters,” we will also hear a third rendition of “Someday.” The duet between Zed and Addison has been a staple throughout the films and will score a spot in this version, showing how much the characters have grown.

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Zombies 3 will originally debut and stream exclusively on Disney+ on Jul. 15 but will then make its way over to the Disney Channel on Fri., Aug. 12 at 8 p.m. EDT/PDT. After the initial showing, there will be a special encore premiere with additional bonus footage and a “lost song” musical number.

Here’s to a zombie-themed summer!

 

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The temps are climbing so it is time to get out of the heat and under a cool splash pad. We’ve got spray parks and fountains all over the Bay Area with the water on just waiting for your visit. Suit up the kids and slather on the SPF!

San Francisco

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Mission Playground - San Francisco

Mission Playground was renovated and reopened in September of 2012. Through the renovation, one of the playgrounds most unique additions was the water garden that features ornamental fountains spraying mist and showering water for young children’s play and delight. The playground is also home to the City’s only outdoor pool.

Note: the water feature is operated on warm weather weekends between 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. 

19th & Linda

24th & York Mini Park - San Francisco

Splash on over to this gorgeous mini park in the Mission, which features creative murals and a wickedly wild snake structure that winds around a neat splash pad. As your kids play amongst the spouting water, you'll get to sit back and admire the colorful jungle painted on the wall behind them.

24th & York St.

East Bay

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Central Park - San Ramon

We totally love this San Ramon playground for its umbrella-shaped water sprayer and also the faux creek bed where kids can wade around. The climbing structure is large with a big one for big kids and another for the tots. Parents will find lots of spots to sit and watch the fun or better yet, find a spot around the sprayer and dip your toes in!

12501 Alcosta Blvd.

Rancho San Ramon Community Park - San Ramon

In addition to an awesome splash pad that turns on at 11 a.m., this large playground has a zipline which kids absolutely love—pack a lunch and make a day out of it!

1998 Rancho Park Loop Rd.  

Emerald Glen Park - Dublin

After you hit up the Dublin’s Farmer’s Market, take your family for some water play at Emerald Glen Park. Rainbow arches bloom over the splash pad, shooting out sheets of water and there’s even a fun green tunnel that sprays out water like a showerhead. Then climb amongst unique rock structures that also double as slides. 

Note: The water feature is turned on from 11 a.m.-7 p.m. daily, June 15 through Labor Day. 

4201 Central Pkwy.

Cannery Park - Hayward
Operating from Memorial Day through Labor Day, the water feature at this park can be operated by pushing the red button. Ready, set, splash!

125 B Street

Blue Goose Park  - Brentwood

Does your child love the farm? Then take a drive to Brentwood for this farm-themed park complete with a barn play structure, a water tower that pours water onto the splash pad, and giant sunflower sprayers for larger than life barnyard fun.

1765 Adams Ln.

Check out nearby Rainbow Ends Park that also has water play features! 

Brentwood City Park - Brentwood

Enjoy a well-maintained old-school-meets-modern park at Brentwood City Park. Complete with water guns and a splash pad, a cute little clubhouse for toddlers, and a play structure for kids of all ages to enjoy, this cabin-themed park is adorable and has ample shade over the picnic tables.

790 2nd St.

Always Dream Play Park - Fremont
This all-abilities playground provides diverse play experiences for children of all abilities. Everyone will love the sand play area, drums and water play features.

Castro Valley Park Splash Pad - Castro Valley

Four parks and a splash pad? This playground is like the Disneyland of playground water play. Your little buccaneers can use the spray cannons to get their friends soaking wet, all while romping around the softly padded ground. Hours are 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays and holidays Memorial Day through Labor Day. 

18988 Lake Chabot Rd.,

El Cerrito Splash Park - El Cerrito

Beat the heat over at the El Cerrito Swim Center, where they have one of the most awesome splash pads ever. The large park is filled with all sorts of water gadgets, from colored buckets that tip surprise showers to the kids below, misting tunnels and all sorts of water jets. Don’t miss out on the cute cartoons that decorate some of the watering holes. 

Admission: $4/splash park only; 10 visit punch card $28/resident, $35/nonresident

7007 Moeser Lane

Meadow Homes Spray Park - Concord

Take a trip into the ocean with this fun open water themed splash park. Kids can spray each other with the cannons, run through the water under the shipwreck, avoid the shark, and climb the beach rocks. The water's on from noon to 6 p.m. , seven days a week in the summer from Memorial Day to September 24. When school is in session it is open 3 p.m. to 6 p.m., Monday through Friday and 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. on weekends and holidays

1351 Detroit Ave.

Hap Magee Ranch Park - Danville

This quaint park was a former ranch with a barn facade at the entrance paying homage to its history. A small splash pad is motion activated with the water turned on between April 1 and September 30. On weekdays, the water is on from 12:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. and 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on weekends.

1025 La Gonda Way

 

Peninsula

San Mateo Co. Parks

Maddux Park - Redwood City
Frogs here spit water with an on-demand push button that is on June 1- September 30 to help everyone stay cool while having fun.

Maddux and Kensington Rd

Stafford Park - Redwood City
Kids will love the small but cute spray pad adjacent to the playground. The water here is on between 10:30am-12:00pm and 2:00-6:00pm daily, June 1 through September 30.

King St. & Hopkins Ave

Stulsaft Park - Redwood City
This park, affectionately known as "Crayon Park" tops our list for fun spray grounds for the summer. Water sprays from massive crayons while kids run around on the soft ground. The water feature is on starting June 1 from 10:30 a.m.-noon and 2-6 p.m. through the end of September.

3737 Farm Hill Blvd.

Fountains at Stanford University

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Did you know that Stanford chlorinates its fountains and allow people to wade in them? It's a time-honored tradition for both students and toddlers to fountain hop at the Stanford campus and we can see why. There are a number of fountains to choose from with red hoop fountain and the sunken pool being our favorites. Insider tip: enter 380 Panama Mall into your GPS to find sunken pool. Some have shade, some do not and all have freezing cold water for splashing about. 

Mitchell Park - Palo Alto

Editor's note: The water feature is currently off with plans to re-evaluate on June 15. Check the website for updates.

Two frog statues make this splash pad look like a real pond. As kids race about on a slip-free surface, water shoots gently up to about the same height as your little ones. The water comes out with minimal pressure so that your kiddo won’t be surprised as they frolic and play. The awesome Magical Bridge playground is here, too, so be prepared to spend the day!

600 E Meadow Dr.

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Ryder Park - San Mateo

Editor's note: The water feature is closed due to the drought.

Head over to Ryder Park for a bucket load of good, clean fun. Geysers shoot water for the kids to dance around in and the sprinklers go off every 5 minutes so no matter where you are in the sprayground you're guaranteed to get soaked. Afterwards, play on the monkey bars or jungle gym, and stroll along the meandering paths to enjoy stellar views of the Bay.

1801 J Hart Clinton Dr.

South Bay

Seven Seas - Sunnyvale
This amazing pirate-themed park in Sunnyvale is one of our favorites! With both climbing and water fun, its the perfect combo to get through a warm summer day. Make sure to bring suits and snacks, because once you arrive, your little ones will never want to leave. Highlights include a mind-blowing toddler play structure, a water play/splash area (on from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.), a rope and metal climbing gym and a pirate ship that is accessible to kids of all abilities. Parking is a little tricky on the weekends as the attached lot fits only about six minivans, but street parking can usually be found not too far away.

1010 Morse Ave.

Ortega Park - Sunnyvale
Towering flowers that spray water will make kids feel like they've entered a giant garden. This is a popular spot where kids can wade through puddles,  and run through bubbling geysers. Need a break from the water play? Stop at the playground nearby to tackle the wall climbing structure or take a ride on the swings fitted for kids big and small.

636 Harrow Way

Lakewood Park - Sunnyvale 
Blast off into a world of fun at Lakewood Park! Families with kids of all ages will find something fun to occupy their summer afternoon from skating, basketball, slides, teeters and a rocking water play area. Little astronauts will enjoy getting sprayed by the spaceship and running around the padded ground decorated to look like outer space. Parking can get jam packed at this popular playground, so be prepared for a quick 2-3 block stroll. (Open daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.)​

834 Lakechime Dr.

Plaza de Cesar Chavez - San Jose

This park in the middle of downtown San Jose has a fun water feature that little ones love. Watch them be shocked as the water shoots up right from the ground!

194 South Market St.

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Hellyer Park - San Jose
This San Jose park got a major facelift two summers ago and we are all over it. Kids love the new splash pad and waterfall arch (open anytime it is >70F) and parents love that this area of the park is shaded (which is often hard to find). After they dry off, the kids will love climbing the two 30-foot towers and the massive log climbing structure and spinning on the merry-go-round. $6 parking fee applies. 

985 Hellyer Ave.

Jack Fischer Park - Campbell

Editor's Note: The Campbell water features will not be turned on for 2022 due to the drought.

If your little ones have a lot of energy to burn, this is the place to go to. This park recently reopened after playground renovations and it is the place to be when the weather gets hot. The water feature has tunnels that are fun for kids of all ages to run through. And with large grassy lawns to run and roll around on, sand areas and play structures, your kids will go home dirty, and most importantly—tired. Bigger kids will enjoy riding their scooters or bikes down the park’s “mountain.”

1499 Abbott Ave. at Pollard Rd.

Marin/North Bay

Freitas Park, San Rafael

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This San Rafael spot has a splash pad in addition to a climbing structure and restrooms. Find a spot in the shade to hang out while the kids cool off in the water. There's also a large grassy area nearby for picnics or to kick the soccer ball around. 

Online: cityofsanrafael.org

—Christine Lai & Kate Loweth

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Share your love of the great outdoors with your baby through a name inspired by nature. From flower and tree names to seasons and stunning landscape features, this list covers the most beautiful and unique baby names inspired by natural elements. Nature lovers, this one’s for you. Also, be sure to check out or names inspired by travel, outer space and books.

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Alder
Listen up, rockers. Wood from the alder tree is used to make electric guitars, so this Old English name is perfect for music fans.

Ash
A Hebrew name meaning happy, Ash is the name of a flowering tree. It's also a more modern form of the names Ashley and Ashby.

Aspen
Another tree, this gender-neutral name reminds people of both this beautiful tree and the popular ski area in Colorado.

Autumn
This Latin word means "of woods" and is typically used as a girl's name. Call her Auty for short.

Bay
This unisex name means berry in Latin and joins Lake, Brooke and Ocean as popular water names.

Briar
Disney fans will know that Briar Rose is another name for Princess Aurora, aka Sleeping Beauty. It also means rose bush.

Briony
From Latin, meaning to sprout, this beautiful girls name is also a climbing plant.

Brooke
This popular girls name means a small stream. For a more gender-neutral name, go with Brooklyn. Or Brooks for a boy.

Cassia
Cassia has Greek origins and means cinnamon. The bark from a cassia tree makes a spice similar to cinnamon.

Cedar
Cedar is a durable, aromatic wood that's gaining in popularity as a unisex baby name, along with Ash and Oak.

Clay
The name means of the earth and works as both a boy or girl name.

Cliff
This boy's name works on its own or as a nickname for Clifford or Clifton.

Clover
Meaning meadow flower, this sweet name is especially great for someone with Irish heritage.

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Coral
A popular girls name since Victorian times, Coral joins other jewels like Opal, Ruby and Ruby as retro-cool names.

Cove
Meaning small bay, Cove is a unisex name gaining in popularity.

Cypress
Another tree name, Cypress is of Greek origin and means strong and adaptable.

Dale
Meaning valley in Old English, Dale is a popular nature name for both boys and girls.

Dawn
Popular as a girls name since the 1920s, Dawn means first sunlight, as does Aurora, Zora and Roxana.

Elm
A popular name for girls and boys, this tree name works on its own or could be a nickname for Elwood or Elmer.

Ember
This name means spark and conjures memories of warm and cozy fires.

Everest
A gender-neutral name and the name of earth's highest mountain, it's perfect for hikers.

Fawn
French origin, meaning young deer. Super popular in the 1960s and 70s, it now has a retro charm.

Fleur
French for flower, Fleur is a popular baby name, along with Daisy, Rose and Lily.

Flora
Like Fleur, Flora also means flower and is the name of the Roman goddess of springtime.

Flint
This Old English name means stream and is also a form of the mineral quartz. It's used to start fires and make tools.

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Forest (or Forrest)
It peaked in popularity in the late 1800s and early 1900s and is now gaining in popularity again.

Glen (or Glenn)
Another name that means valley, Glen is declining in popularity, making it a more unique name for your child.

Hyacinth
This spring flower has beautiful blooms in blue, purple, pink, red or white. Other spring flower names include Tulip and Daffodil.

Isla
Meaning island, this name has become trendy in recent years. For a more unique baby name, consider Islay, Ila or Islah.

Ivy
The Romans made ivy wreaths to symbolize fidelity and marriage, as well as prosperity and charity.

Jade
A popular gemstone name, like Ruby and Amber, Jade is a green stone that has Spanish origins as a name.

Juniper
This small evergreen shrub is typically used for girls. Other girl tree names include Laurel, Willow, Magnolia and Hazel.

Lake
Used for both boys and girls, Lake joins Brooke, Ocean and River as popular water-based baby names.

Laurel
This Latin name refers to the laurel tree. Ancient Romans used a wreath made from laurel to represent success and peace.

Linden
Linden flowers are used in health remedies, and this unisex name is more unique than other tree names.

Maple
Growing in popularity along with other tree names like Juniper and Pine, Maple has a sweetness thanks to its association with syrup.

Meadow
A serene name meaning grassy field, Meadow gained popularity in the 1960s, along with other nature names like Sky.

Oak
Oak trees symbolize strength and solidarity, making it a mighty name for your babe.

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Ocean
A water name used for both boys and girls, Ocean comes from the Ancient Greek name Oceanus.

Reed
An English name that used to be used primarily on redheads, a reed is a slender grass growing near wet areas.

Ridge
Like Cliff, the name Ridge is a strong male name and is currently rising in popularity.

River
Like Ocean and Bay, River is a water name gaining traction in the US as a baby name.

Rock
Whether you're a music lover or a fan of Rock Hudson or The Rock, this name joins Stone as a boy name.

Sage
A unisex name meaning wise in Latin, Sage is also the name of a perennial mint used to cleans rooms of negativity and promote healing.

Savannah
Meaning treeless plain in Spanish, this romantic name also represents Savannah, Georgia.

Sky (or Skye)
A gender-neutral name beloved by hippie parents, Sky is mostly used for girls.

Summer
Like Autumn and Winter, Summer is a season name growing in popularity for girls.

Terra (or Tierra)
Terra means earth in Latin and the name of the Roman earth goddess.

Willow
This tree is associated with grace and joins Juniper, Aspen and Acacia as popular wood names.

Wren
Bird lovers might choose Wren for a unisex baby name. Other options include Robin and Lark.

—Eva Ingvarson Cerise

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