Need a good laugh? These Thanksgiving jokes will keep the whole family entertained for hours on turkey day

Add a little levity to the Thanksgiving table this year with some kid-approved Thanksgiving jokes. We gathered our favorite jokes about pie and funny jokes about turkeys for this list that will have your whole family laughing before dessert is even served! If you’re looking for more ways to keep the kids entertained during the holiday, check out our fun free Thanksgiving printables and Thanksgiving games for kids.

Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes

1. Why was the turkey late for Thanksgiving? 
He ran out of thyme.

2. What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians

3. What instrument does the turkey play in the band? 
The drums because he already has the drumsticks.

4. Who comes to Thanksgiving dinner but is not hungry?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

5. What side of the turkey has the most feathers? 
The outside.

6. Why did the turkey cross the road? 
The chicken was on vacation.

7. What kind of weather does a turkey like? 
Fowl weather!

8. What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key!

9. Why did the turkey get arrested?
He was suspected of fowl play.

10. What do you call a turkey running in a sprint?
Fast food.

Jokes about Dessert

11. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch.

12. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
A pie-thon.

13. What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? 
Your teeth.

14. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Squash

15. Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road? 
It saw a fork up ahead.

16. Why did the pie go to the dentist? 
It needed a filling.

17. Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt.

18. What did the pie say to the fork? 
You want a piece of me?

Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes

little girl smiling at Thanksgiving jokes
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19. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

20. How many cranberries grow on a bush?
All of them.

21. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.

22. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry! 

23. What is the role of green beans at Thanksgiving dinner?
The casserole

24. What’s a potato’s favorite game to play during Thanksgiving dinner?
MASH

25. What kind of music do pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock

 

A cool pumpkin carving stencil will make all the difference

Your kids have picked out their favorite Halloween costumes, and you’ve decided whether you’ll go trick-or-treating or attend a Trunk or Treat. Now it’s time to carve out a place of honor for your pumpkin in the neighborhood Halloween parade with one of our cool pumpkin carving templates. Whether you want a Ninja Turtle, Peppa Pig, or classic witch carving stencil, you’ll find a little bit of everything (and all skill levels) in our collection of pumpkin carving stencils. Feeling extra creative? Try your hand at these other amazing Halloween crafts for kids, DIY Halloween decorations, and easy Halloween-inspired treats

What’s the History Behind Pumpkin Carvings and Jack-O’-Lanterns?

The tradition of carving pumpkins has origins in the Irish myth of Stingy Jack. People began carving faces in turnips to keep Jack’s (and other evil spirits) soul away, and when immigrants came to the United States, they started using pumpkins. Halloween is rooted in the Gaelic celebration of Samhain, which starts on Oct. 31 and ends on Nov. 1 and celebrates bringing in the harvests and ushering in the dark winter months. People would go from house to house in search of food and drink. They would also often carve makeshift lanterns out of potatoes and other root veggies, and as the years passed, several of these traditions blended to become what we now celebrate as Halloween.

How to Use a Pumpkin Carving Template

So, you’re ready to pick your pumpkin carving stencil and get to work. But, do you know the tips and tricks for carving a pumpkin? We love this tutorial from HGTV that offers advice on how to get the best-looking pumpkin on the block. We also recommend using tracing paper with a dry-erase marker or pencil on your pumpkin and having the best tools at the ready. A serrated knife is a must, as is a big spoon for scooping out the seeds and a paring knife is good for carving. You can also invest in a pumpkin carving kit, which will include everything you need to get started.

Ursula Pumpkin Stencil

Ursula pumpkin carving template
Disney on Ice

The live-action remake of The Little Mermaid was a smash hit, and while we adore Melissa McCarthy's take on the legendary Sea Witch, there's just something about the original animated form. Download the template here. 

California Sea Lion Jack-O'-Lantern

Marine Mammal Center

It's a jack-o'-lantern but with an ocean twist! This adorable California Sea Lion pumpkin stencil is one you won't see on many porches. Download the pumpkin carving template here

Cute Ghost Pumpkin Carving Template

Ghost in the window pumpkin carving template
Muse Printables

Who says ghosts have to be scary? This adorable pumpkin carving template from Muse Printables is perfect for families with toddlers experiencing their first Halloween. Download it here

Soccer Ball Pumpkin Carving Template

Soccer ball pumpkin carving template
Pumpkin Pile

Got a Lionel Messi fan in the house? Show your love of the game with a soccer ball pumpkin! If there's another sport that your family holds close to their heart, don't worry! There are pumpkin carving stencils for everyone. Check them out on Pumpkin Pile

 

Classic Tombstone

Free Stencil Gallery

This classic Halloween-themed pumpkin carving template will look perfect next to your witch, zombie, or monster! Download the free printable pumpkin stencil at Free Stencil Gallery.

Steve

pumpkin carving stencil pumpkin carving template of Steve from Minecraft
Pumpkin Pile

If your kid is a Minecraft fan, then this pumpkin carving stencil of Steve will thrill their little building hearts. Download the free pumpkin printable from pumpkinpile.com.

Donatello

pumpkin carving

The new movie came out this summer, so why not add one of your favorite teen turtles to the front porch? Download it here

Peace Sign

This peace symbol pumpkin pattern will bring good vibes on Halloween night. Download it from Pumpkin Pile

The Mona Lisa

pumpkin carving
Spookmaster

Carve the world's most famous painting onto your pumpkin with this Mona Lisa pumpkin carving design from Spookmaster. 

The Child

pumpkin carving
Woo Jr.

Carve up a glowing Grogu this year for Halloween by using a Mandalorian pumpkin stencil. This one from Woo Jr. is super fun. 

CurliCrow

pumpkin carving
Pumpkin Lady

This spooky crow must have picked up his witch friend's hat! Get the pumpkin carving stencil over at Pumpkin Lady

Enter if You Dare

Pumpkin Pile

Simple phrases are fun, and this one is perfect for a house that has plenty of Halloween decor. Download the pumpkin carving stencil from Pumpkin Pile

Tiger

pumpkin carving
Spookmaster

Hey, all you cool cats and kittens! This tiger pumpkin carving design is a way to give a shout-out to the docu-series that rocked our world when the pandemic hit in 2020. Download the pumpkin carving template over at SpookMaster

Related: 27 No-Carve Pumpkin Decorating Ideas We Adore

DLTK

Say it with an emoji this Halloween. Not only is this adorable, but this pumpkin carving design is perfect for beginning carvers. Download the template over at DLTK

Witch Pumpkin Stencil

What's Halloween without a proper witch pumpkin stencil? We love this one from HGTV. It's a basic pumpkin carving template that'll pop at night.

Albert Einstein

pumpkin carving
Pumpkin Glow

This is an advanced pumpkin carving template, but it's an amazing one! Pay tribute to one of mankind's most luminous minds with this fun design. Download the template from Pumpkin Glow.

Frankenstein

Mary Shelley's iconic monster does not disappoint. We love Better Homes & Gardens version of the classic Halloween character.

Jolly Roger Flag

pumpkin carving
Pumpkin Pile

Candy looters beware!! The Jolly Roger looms near. This fun skull and crossbones design is especially fun for pirate-loving folks. Grab the download over at Pumpkin Pile

Indominus Rex

pumpkin carving
Pumpkin Pile

For your Jurassic Park fans, this fairly simple pumpkin carving template of an Indominus Rex is perfect. Download for free at Pumpkin Pile

Meow

It wouldn’t be All Hallows Eve without a black cat lurking about, and we think this stencil from Woo Jr. is just the right balance of spooky and sweet. 

Wednesday Addams

pumpkin carving
Leopard Toes via Devian Tart

In honor of the Emmy-nominated Wednesday, why not carve Wednesday's unforgettable face on your pumpkin this year? Download the design by leopard toes via Devian Tart

Goofy Jack-O'-Lantern Template

pumpkin carving

A classic jack-o'-lantern is always fun, and this one gives a little goof to the iconic pumpkin carving template. Download the design from Pumpkin Pile

Who You Gonna Call?

Keep the ghosts at bay with this perfectly themed template from Pumpkin Carving Templates. (And have your kiddo dress up as Holtzmann for bonus points.)

I Am Groot!

pumpkin carving

If you’re a Marvel fan, then you’ve got to make a Baby Groot pumpkin this year, even if only for the cute factor. Get the template from Pumpkin Pile.

Peppa Pumpkin

pumpkin carving

Everybody loves Peppa Pig, and she’ll look fabulous on your front step this Halloween. Grab the pumpkin carving template from Pumpkin Pile.

Related: 22 Things to Do with Pumpkins After Halloween

Pikachu

pumpkin carving
Pumpkin Pile

Pokemon is as popular as ever, and who doesn't love Pikachu? Parents, you’ll love how easy this design is to carve. Download the template.

Cool Cauldron

Double, double toil, and trouble! Give trick or treaters traveling by broom their own cauldron for the big night with this pumpkin stencil. The hardest part will be making sure the bubbles in the mysterious brew turn out just right. Grab the design over at Celebrating Halloween.

Super Mario

pumpkin carving

The Mario Bros. have a smash movie hit on their hands, and we are totally loving it! Keep the feels going with this fun carving template. Download the stencil over at Mario Mayhem.

Room on the Broom

Go the more traditional route with Home Life Weekly‘s classic carving, featuring the spooky silhouettes of a witch and her bat friend. Let the little ones carve the large parts like the witch’s hat, and you can take the reins for the details of the bat.

Simple Spider

pumpkin carving

Spiders love to drop in for Halloween, and with this pumpkin carving template, it's easy! The big sections that need to be carved out make this one perfect for beginners. Click here to grab the pdf.

Feel the (Carving) Force

pumpkin carving
Star Wars

If your Star Wars fans aren't so sure about joining the dark side, there are plenty of other characters to choose from too. See them all at Star Wars.

Owl Orb

Whoooo wants to carve a pumpkin? A simple and sweet design featuring an owl resting on a branch will make little ones smile. Get the pattern from Pumpkin Carving Templates.

Candy Carving

pumpkin carving
HGTV

We love the clever way HGTV uses a pumpkin to make a statement. With this candy arrow, no trick-or-treaters will be left behind.

Guide the Way

pumpkin carving

Little Wayfinders will be guided by the heart of Te Fiti when it glows brightly on Halloween night. This simple but stunning design will be a hit with the porch parade! Get the stencil over at Free Stencil Gallery.

Light the Way

pumpkin carving

For a different take on glowing pumpkins, try this candelabra design from HGTV. You can either go spooky with an eerie glow or make it classy with bright shiny light. 

Vampire Pac-Man

This design from Woo Jr. takes us back to our days of Pac-Man and pinball machines—with a Halloween twist! The large blocks of pumpkin to be cut out make this a pretty easy design for little ones to pull off, too.

Spell It Out

This one simply says it all. Download it from Pumpkin Pile now!

 

Pirate Pumpkin

pumpkin carving

Arrrr! A pirate pumpkin is perfect for the plunder that is Halloween night. Your little buccaneers will even have a fellow matey to welcome them home after a night of collecting serious booty. Download the design over at Pumpkin Pile.

Mummy

pumpkin carving
HGTV

A classic Halloween character, this wrapped up moaning monster will be a fun addition to your porch this Halloween. Download the printable from HGTV

Make sure to capture all the fall fun—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

 

 

From dinner in a pumpkin to creepy hot dog fingers, we’ve got tasty Halloween dinners that’ll satisfy your trick-or-treaters before they hit the candy trail

Before the inevitable sugar rush of trick-or-treating, we try (note: try) to fill our kids up with a somewhat nutritious dinner. These healthy Halloween dinner ideas combine our favorite things about the holiday (think charming jack-o’-lanterns, friendly ghosts, and spooky Halloween decorations) with ingredients that kids will actually eat. (Okay, yes, we also sometimes rely on these go-to pumpkin recipes and CrockPot recipes, too.) 

Skeleton Charcuterie Board

If everyone is too excited to sit down to eat, whip up a Halloween charcuterie board instead! We’ve even got a fun Halloween treat board for any upcoming parties.

Deviled Egg Spiders

Make these spider deviled eggs for your Halloween meal
Weelcious

Our friends over at Weelicious know what kids want to eat and it's definitely deviled egg spiders. A tiny bit creepy and super tasty, these are an easy addition to your Halloween festivities. 

Jack O'Oranges

Five oranges that are "carved" to look like jack-o-lanterns is a fun Halloween dinner idea
HelloFresh

Another fun option from HelloFresh for when you’ve carved all the pumpkins and apples in sight. Get started on the citrus and scoop out the insides, but don’t throw them away! You could always blend them into a juice or smoothie. Then, carve eerie faces and overload the insides with berries, apples, kiwis, and whatever else you have on hand.

Pizza Mummies

Pizza mummies are a cute Halloween dinner idea
Weelicious

Take the kid-favorite pizzas and mummify them for a fun Halloween dinner idea like these from Weelicious. Bonus: it's perfect for group gatherings when you want some single-serving options. 

Related: Fun Halloween Meals for Kids: Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Pumpkin Mac and Cheese

A jack-o-lantern cup is filled with pumpkin macaroni and cheese
Tara’s Multicultural Table

Pumpkin isn’t just for pie! Halloween is the perfect time to try out a savory pumpkin dish, and this one from Tara’s Multicultural Table is bound to be a hit. The pumpkin adds an extra layer of creaminess and flavor, and the whole Halloween dinner idea will take less than half an hour to make. 

Mummy Dogs

Three hot dogs are wrapped up to look like mummies
Weelicious

Combine your two favorites—hot dogs and pizza dough—and you've got these too-cute-to-eat mummy dogs from Weelicious that make a perfect Halloween meal. You could even put the kids to work making these. 

Creepy, Crawly Toasts

A bunch of pieces of toast that look like they have spiders on them is a creative Halloween dinner idea
HelloFresh

Ewwwwww spiders. But also, YUM. These creepy toasts are the creation of our friends over at HelloFresh and are made by slathering a layer of either goat cheese or cream cheese on thick slices of toasted French baguette. Then, one half a black olive is placed in the center of the body while four smaller slices are placed on either side as legs. Sprinkle with finely chopped basil, and you’re done!

Monster Burgers

How cute is this pair? All you need to get your monsters started are olives and toothpicks. These would be super adorable as sliders as well! We are definitely adding this Halloween dinner idea to our October recipe rotation.

Skeleton Mushroom Pasta

This brilliant Halloween dinner idea for a spooky pasta dinner has you carving little skeleton faces into your mushroom slices. Added to squid ink pasta, this Halloween dinner is scary good.

Halloween Shepard’s Pie

We love this idea for a ghoulish shepherd’s pie from @rachplusfive—check out this YouTube video for more tips. This is a hearty meal to serve before the candy onslaught begins.

Goulish Fruit and Veggie Tray

If this doesn’t get your kids to eat some fruit and veggies, we don’t know what will! This super cute veggie tray from @foodbites will have everyone snacking in no time.

Halloween Hot Dog Worms

Do you think the kids will be creeped out by this spooky take on hot dogs? Head on over to Holley Grainger’s website for the full scoop. (Spoiler alert: You just need to cut thin strips of hot dogs and they will curl up when cooked).

Frankenstein Avocado Toast

Up your avocado toast game with toasted seaweed, olives, and tomatoes for a creepy meal. This fun recipe from @veganchowdown is perfect to bust out for a Halloween dinner.

Pumpkin Soup in a Pumpkin

You’ll want to eat all of your soups out of a pumpkin after you give this recipe from the Pioneer Woman a try. Serve it in a large pie pumpkin when you’ve got a group coming, or use mini ones so each kid gets one of their own.

Related: Easy Halloween Treats to Make This Year

Spooky Stuffed Peppers

How cute are these stuffed peppers from Pinch of Parsley?! Filled with a Mexican-inspired mixture of ground beef, rice, salsa, and cheese, they’re a perfect healthy Halloween dinner to keep your kiddos going through a long night of trick-or-treating. 

Mummy Sammies

Two sandwich kebabs are stacked to look like tall monsters for a Halloween dinner
Feel Good Foodie

Transform sandwiches into edible art with this fun idea from Feel Good Foodie. Topped off with a cute pair of candy eyes, these kabobs (along with three other suggested Halloween-y snacks!) are sure to make your kids smile. 

Chicken Fingers

Chicken fingers are a fun Halloween dinner idea
Create Eat Happy

We’ve never seen chicken fingers quite like this before! These super crispy bites from Create Eat Happy are called karaage, aka Japanese fried chicken. With a bit of strategically placed ketchup, you’ve got a fun twist on (literal) chicken fingers that’ll be gobbled up in no time.

 

Halloween Pizza

For a tasty meal that comes together in no time, spice up a frozen pizza with this fun idea from Chewable Structures. A few carefully placed veggies become spooky witches’ fingers—easy peasy! 

Scary-Delicious Spinach Feta Pie

What’s the best way to get kids to eat their greens? Add cheese to it and bake it in puff pastry! This spinach-feta pie from .@in_anastasias_kitchen is sure to be a hit with your whole crew, and it doesn’t hurt to get some veggies in before everybody pigs out on candy.

Spider Sammies

A grilled cheese sandwich is formed to look like spiders is a fun Halloween dinner idea
Rachel Cooks

Looking for the easiest Halloween dinner ever? Make these cute grilled cheese sandwiches from Rachel Cooks. With pretzel legs and dried cranberry eyes, they only take a couple of minutes longer to make than normal grilled cheese, and that’s a win in our book. 

 

Spooky Soba

This soba-centric idea from Bento Monsters is equal parts creativity, adorable details, and tastiness. Despite looking like a work of art, these Halloween dinner ideas are easy to make for your little monsters.

Candy Corn Quesadilla

Three chicken quesadillas that look like candy corn sit on black and orange plates for a Halloween themed dinner
Boulder Locavore

Candy for dinner? Well, not quite—but these quesadillas from Boulder Locavore do channel classic Halloween candy corn in a big way. The best part? There’s triple the cheesy goodness.

Related: 8 Frightfully Easy Halloween Cupcakes

Spirited Pizza

Boo! We’re digging the ghostly genius of this pizza idea from Tastes Better From Scratch. It’s got gourmet impressiveness, and kid-friendly flavors, and can be made with a team effort from the whole family.

Spider Web Soup

We want to award extra Halloween points to The Foodie and the Fix for coming up with a Halloween-themed dinner that has tons of fall flavor and a simple spider decoration (Hint: for your awesome webbing, it’s all about the coconut yogurt!).

Eyeball Pasta

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We guarantee giggles when you serve up this Halloween dinner idea from Boulder Locavore. The kids will get a kick out of “eyeballs” in their pasta—and you’ll love that it’s got a healthy twist.

Severed Fingers

Hot dogs are made to look like severed fingers in a bun for a Halloween themed dinner
Party Tipz

We’ve got to hand it to Party Tipz for coming up with a truly creative way to serve up hot dogs on Halloween. Add ketchup for an extra “bloody” Halloween-themed dinner that little ghouls will love.

Pumpkin-Inspired Pizza Pockets

Your kid crew will go gaga for these homemade pizza pockets from Dinner at the Zoo. They’re inspired by jack-o’-lanterns and are the perfect pepperoni addition to your Halloween-themed dinners.

Witchy Veggies

Vegetables arranged to look like a screaming witch as part of a Halloween themed dinner
Boulder Locavore

Need a magical way to get the kids to eat their veggies? How about this idea from Boulder Locavore, which involves arranging crudité edibles to look like a screaming witch? Now that’s what we call fun with food!

Related: 15 Easy Homemade Snacks for a Healthy(ish) Halloween

Skull Lasagna

Lasagna in a pan with a scary face on it for a Halloween dinner
Brick Star

Take your Halloween-themed dinners to a new level with this spooky lasagna from Brick Star. Your pint-sized chefs will love getting creative with the toppings—but they’ll love eating the cheesy result even more.

 

Goulish Pasta Salad

Looking for an easy way to make Halloween a little healthier? Smile Sandwich has you covered with this festive and oh-so-cute pasta salad. The flavors are light and refreshing but the star of the show is the jack-o-lantern cucumber slices (Psst! Don’t like cucumber? Sub in zucchini instead!).

Use baby’s handprints, footprints, and artistic ability to create adorable fall crafts for infants

Introduce your baby to art, create some seasonal decor, and make keepsakes to treasure, all at the same time. These adorable fall crafts for infants help celebrate all of the pumpkins, turkeys, and falling leaves of autumn, and even the littlest of babies can be your creative assistant.

Jack-o'-Lantern Suncatchers

Fireflies Mudpies

Looking for a low-mess fall craft for babies? Try these colorful suncatchers. Help your child draw on coffee filters with markers, using whichever colors you like. Then spray the coffee filters and let them watch in amazement as the colors blend together. After the pumpkin has dried, cut out shapes with construction paper and attach them. Laminate the pumpkin to keep it for next year. Head to Fireflies and Mudpies for how to make these gorgeous gourds.

Spider Handprint Window Clings

these spiders are one of our favorite fall crafts for infants
Hands on As We Grow

Transform tiny, little hands into spiders for Halloween! These creepy-crawly window clings can be as sweet or scary as you like. You'll need non-toxic acrylic paint, a paintbrush, clear contact paper, googly eyes, and a little patience to bring these creatures to life. For extra credit, use a little school glue to draw a spider web on your windows (yes, it peels or washes off). Hands on As We Grow has step-by-step instructions.

Baby's First Jack-o'-Lantern

Today's the Best Day

This clever spin on pumpkin carving uses your baby's handprints and footprints to make the face. Trace your baby's hands and feet to create stencils, then use those to carve the pumpkin. The result provides a seriously adorable and original photo opp. This idea comes from Today's the Best Day

Handprint Turkey Placemat

Meaningful Mama

Here's a craft you can treasure for years to come at the Thanksgiving table. Stamp three handprints with your child to create a turkey. Stencil in a message and the turkey's body and you're done. Get more details on how to make this keeper at Meaningful Mama.

Handprint Spider on a Plate

Mama Papa Bubba

Fans of the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" will love this one. Use two of your baby's black-painted handprints to create a spider. Incorporate the song into crafting this cute project from Mama Papa Bubba, and you have a craft and a fun activity in one.

 

Related: 12 Autumn Sensory Play Activities You’ll Fall for

Handprint Pumpkin Keepsake

A handprint pumpkin is a fun fall craft for infants
Amy Anderson of Make and Takes

This idea from Make and Takes will leave you with a polished autumn decoration to remember how little baby's hand was that first Halloween. Choose a pretty orange textured paper or fabric to make the most impact.

Handprint + Footprint Turkey Card

turkey footprint is a fall craft for infants
Toddler Approved

Trace your baby's hands and feet to create this clever turkey card. Whether you send it to relatives you won't see this Thanksgiving or use it to make a DIY centerpiece for your Thanksgiving table, you can bet your family members will love it. Find the instructions at Toddler Approved.

Candy Corn Footprints

Rust and Sunshine

Paint your baby's little feet in yellow, orange, and white stripes to create a pair of sweet, smiley candy corn treats. Use black paper or canvas to make the prints really pop. Or, use only the white paint on baby's feet and make a spooky ghost. Rust and Sunshine, came up with both clever ideas.

Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet

See Vanessa Craft

It's all in the saying. Preserve your fall baby's tiny footprints forever in this festive Halloween art project. Just paint your tot's feet in orange and black stripes to "stamp" on a canvas, and then add the words "Trick or Treat Smell My Feet" for a super cute keepsake. Get the full how-to at See Vanessa Craft.

Handprint Turkey Artwork

Toddler Approved

Turn your baby's little handprint into a turkey to commemorate their first Thanksgiving. Be sure to add the year to your design, so you'll know how old your child was when their hands were so very tiny. Get all the details on how to make this at Toddler Approved.

 

Halloween is on its way, and that can only mean one thing. Time to plan a trip to a pumpkin patch Portland families love!

Fall is finally here in the Pacific Northwest, and for Portland families that means doing all the things—we’re talking apple picking, corn mazing, and choosing that perfect pumpkin from a local pumpkin patch. Portland families can stay close to home or head out of town to find that just-right jack-o-lantern wannabe. But wherever you choose to go, you can count on plenty of patch perks to make it worth your weekend, like hayrides, barnyard animals, corn mazes, and more. Of course, no trip to the pumpkin patch would be complete without a hearty helping of apple cider and warm mini donuts for everyone. Now’s the perfect time to plan your pumpkin patch outing with the kids!

The Pumpkin Patch

Located on beautiful Sauvie Island, The Pumpkin Patch is Portland’s original spot to pick out your family’s jack-o-lantern in the fall. It’s a third-generation family farm that’s Good Agricultural Practices certified. The Pumpkin Patch has been around since 1967 and is located just 15 minutes Northwest of Portland on 800 acres with over 55 varieties of fruits and vegetables grown throughout the year. They grow over 2 million pounds of pumpkins annually, so you’ll have plenty to pick from!

Each October, they put on an incredible harvest festival with many attractions including their Big Red Animal Barn, hayrides, the one and only original Corn MAiZE, Patio Café, gift shop, Pumpkin Perk coffee cart, a bounteous farmers market of produce, and a couple of food carts. Feel free hitch a ride on the wagon to pick your own pumpkin in the fields or simply pick one out in the market.

The MAiZE at The Pumpkin Patch deserves some individual attention. Visitors have long loved the challenge of making their way through the eight-acre maze that’s divided in two, based on difficulty. If you complete both sides, plan to spend about 45 minutes navigating the field and completing the 10-question passport. The MAiZE is open September 2 through Halloween, and this year it spells out a thank you for 25 years at the farm!

When driving to the patch, make sure you go the full two miles after looping under the bridge (Watch for mile marker #2 on the right side of the road). It’s the second farm on the left. And if you’re going on a weekend in October, make sure to leave early and beat the traffic going over the bridge.

Dates: Sep. 2 through late October
16511 N.W. Gillihan Rd.
Portland
Online: thepumpkinpatch.com

Plumper Pumpkin Patch & Tree Farm

Especially great for families with tots in tow is this pumpkin patch in the middle of the city. You don’t have to travel far to find the pumpkin patch adventures your kids crave the same way you crave that first sip of pumpkin spice anything in the fall.

Here, they’ll have their run of the fallow field that’s full of mazes, slides, and an obstacle course that changes every year. The tube slides and play yard are sure to be a hit with your tots, as is the Hobbit House that’s so much fun to explore. Hop on a hayride Wednesday through Sunday for scenic views of the Tualatin Valley or give the kids a pony ride (October weekends only). Add on wagon rides, pumpkin cannons, their biggest corn maze ever, a brand new ball zone, and friendly animals who love to interact with kids, and you’ve got the ultimate fall odyssey planned.

You can also explore the farm store for refreshments, including cold and hot drinks and apple cider donuts, along with local products like honey, jams, and alpaca items. Admission covers all activities except for apple and pumpkin cannons, pony rides, and face painting.

Dates: Sat., Sep 16-Sun., Oct. 29
11435 N.W. Old Cornelius Pass Rd.
Portland
Online: plumperpumpkins.com

Bella Organic Farm

Besides beautiful pumpkins, Bella Organic Farm has plenty of fun fall festivities to satisfy the whole family. Enjoy hayrides to the pumpkin patch, ride on a cow train or a grain train, check out the tot-sized hay maze, root for your favorite birdie in the duck races, meet some new friends at the petting zoo, or get lost in the corn maze — themed this year around “No More Silence, End Gun Violence” to raise awareness on the issue.

Is the regular corn maze not spooky enough for you? Then enter the Haunted Corn Maze every Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 p.m. (starting September 30). Navigate through the maze while avoiding ghouls, goblins, zombies, crazed farmers with chainsaws, and sentient dolls in creepy doll rooms (the scariest of them all, if you ask us!). Just keep in mind that the haunted maze isn’t recommended for young kids and little ones under 5 aren’t allowed.

Drinks and food are available at Bella’s Courtyard, including farm-fresh meals as well as hard cider and Hopworks beer for the adults in the fam.

You can pick and choose which activities you partake in, or buy the unlimited activity bracelets if you want access to everything. Don’t miss the photo ops for memories to last a lifetime! And note that the farm accepts cash only for activities, tickets, and food (but you can use your credit card at the farm store).

Dates: Sep. 2-Oct. 31 (pumpkin patch open Sep. 24)
16205 NW Gillihan Rd.
Portland
Online: bellaorganic.com

Bushue Family Farms

Bushue’s is a third-generation family farm located in Boring, Oregon. In addition to picking your own gourd, you can also catch the last of the summer flowers and veggies at the produce market when you make your way to this pumpkin patch—no appointment required. Kids will love playing and exploring the farm (don’t forget to visit with the animals) before finding the perfect pumpkin. And we’re pretty sure a chance to ride the pig train will get them excited.

Don’t miss the unique offering of this farm: the dirt babies. And yep, they’re exactly what they sound like—seeded dirt kits that kids can use to make their own cute dirt creations. Water them regularly and watch their “hair” grow (kinda like chia pets!). Take home a kit when you visit.

The farm also has a wide selection of fall decor, including decorative pumpkins, gourds, straw bales, and corn stalks. Fall Porch Kits are available for easy fall decorating.

There’s no entry or parking fee, but select activities are priced (though adults don’t need to pay to enter a play area with their kids).

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct. 29
9880 S.E. Revenue Rd.
Boring, OR
Online: bushuefarming.com

Roloff Farms

Roloff Farms started as a small fixer-upper on 34 acres of possibility. The beat-up old farmhouse, broken-down barn, and overgrown peach orchard have grown and transformed into an over 100-acre agri-tainment extravaganza. Roloff Farms is now an annual destination bringing fun and excitement to thousands of local and worldwide visitors. In fact, the farm has been the backdrop for many of the antics and adventures of the Roloff family, stars of the popular, long-running TLC reality series “Little People, Big World.”

When your family visits, they’ll find plenty to do. Start with the self-guided Scenic Trail Walk where you’ll find play areas and fun activities along the way. Then ride the famous group wagon tour, shoot the cannons, hop on the colorful train, explore a spooky forest, and maybe even get your face painted while you’re there.

Among the usual beloved attractions are a couple of new attractions, including a trike track, duck races, a busy bunnies area, panning for gold, and a brand-new coffee house. As usual, yummy food and a variety of pumpkins are part of this trip. And despite prices rising all around the country, Roloff Farms actually has new reduced entry fees.

Dates: October
23985 N.W. Grossen Dr.
Hillsboro, OR
Online: rolofffarms.com

Lee Farms

Owned and operated for seven generations in Tualatin, Oregon, Lee Farms offers something for every fall-loving family. You can visit the animals that live on the farm on weekdays and weekends, navigate the corn maze, go on a hayride, or play in the activity area when you visit. Aside from pumpkin picking, you can also gather corn stalks, hay bales, and festive decorations at this farm. Don’t forget to indulge in their famous donuts, a must-try treat available at the bakery and market.

For an additional challenge, try your hand at the Scarecrow Contest, a chance for families to get creative and spooky.

Dates: Sep. 23-Oct. 29
21975 S.W. 65th Ave.
Tualatin, OR
Online: leefarmsoregon.com

Heiser Farms

Heiser Farms offers pumpkin picking and fall activities galore—many of which are free of charge! Open on weekends in September and October, the fall festival features a petting zoo, pedal tractors, rubber ducky races, hay pyramid and slides, hayrides, and more. There are a few ticketed activities for a small fee each, too, including a hay maze and corn maze, fire engine rides, the Grand Island Railroad, giant inflated pumpkin, and a pumpkin cannon whose fee proceeds will be donated to breast cancer research. After all the fun, settle down for some live music, featuring a different band every day.

And good news: this farm is dog-friendly! Dogs are allowed as long as they’re leashed and well-behaved. Plus, be prepared to be greeted by the special welcoming committee of Maggie and Lily, the owners’ dogs!

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct. 29
21425 SE Grand Island Loop
Dayton, OR
Online: heiserfarms.com

French Prairie Gardens

Celebrate fall with sunflowers, pumpkins, and pig races! The festivities begin with the sunflower festival, which features stunning fields of blooming sunflowers for perfect photo ops. The sunflower festival also brings with it live music, tire swings, tubs slides, obstacle courses, farm ninja courses, hamster rollers, farm animal meet and greets, delicious bakery treats, and more.

Then, starting October 7 the fall festival comes into full swing with a pumpkin patch, “a double super mega ride n’ slide,” a new corn maze with games within the maze, tractor wagon rides, and more. Of course, you have to catch the famous Pigtucky Derby Pig Races, a thrilling site for the whole family!

Need a date night? French Prairie Gardens has you covered with some adult-only evening events: “Beers & Sunflower Bouquets” provides a farm bar experience, a tractor wagon ride to collect sunflowers for bouquets, and a bouquet or centerpiece workshop. “Sunflower Farm to Table Dinner” includes a sunset stroll in sunflower fields, a plated 6-course dinner, live music, and picturesque sunset views. Finally, “Hops in the Cornstalks & Find the Wine” features local beer and wines, a giant corn maze, live music, and delicious food (with even more details to be announced). Check the website for dates and deets.

Date: Sunflower festival is Sep. 16-17, 23-24, 30, and October 1. Pumpkin patch is Oct. 7-Oct. 29.
17673 French Prairie Rd. NE
St. Paul, OR
Online: fpgardens.com

Fir Point Farms

This perfectly rustic farmhouse in Aurora is just over half an hour away from Portland, making it a perfect day trip destination from the city. Parking and admissions are free, along with a variety of more active than typical activities, including volleyball, badminton, tetherball, and corn hole toss. Also included for free is admission to the petting zoo, where kiddos can say hi to the farm animals.

You can purchase admission to additional activities or buy an all-access wristband. These include the corn maze, hay wagon ride, mini pumpkin painting, cow trains, bounce houses, a playground for the younger kids, and even a paintball shooting gallery. And, of course, there’s a pumpkin patch for you to pick the perfect pumpkin to take home!

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct 28
14601 Arndt Rd.
Aurora, OR
Online: firpointfarms.com

Smith Berry Barn

Smith Berry Barn offers pumpkin picking starting in late September, grown using sustainable and primarily organic methods. And while most farms recommend that you wear boots to avoid potential mud and dirt, Smith Berry Barn has grown grass between the rows—so boots are totally optional.

The play area is geared toward the younger kids in the family, like a cute Tiny Tots Hay Maze and a straw pyramid house. Bring plenty of quarters, as the kids will want to keep feeding the friendly farm animals here!

Do you love all things pumpkin? Smith Berry Barn has tons of delectable options, including pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie milkshakes, and more. Yum! Adults in the group can also snag some hard cider on select days. And be sure to stop by the charming farm store, where you’ll find homemade jams and pies.

Dates: September and October
24500 SW Scholls Ferry Rd
Hillsboro, OR
Online: smithberrybarn.com

Liepold Farms

Liepold Farms is a family-owned, certified organic farm in Boring, Oregon. The farm has been hosting an annual Fall Festival every year since 1998, with attractions for all ages. Go pumpkin picking, take a ride on the bee train (weekends only), embark on a scavenger hunt, get up close and personal with miniature goats, and more.

The corn maze this year is themed “Under the Sea,” with the aim to better understand the role that our oceans play in our life and the food we eat. Kids can seek out various sea creatures and starfish. And keep an eye out for 10 marked dead ends in the corn maze—snap a picture of all 10 to win a prize and be entered into a drawing for a grand prize. Thrill seekers can attempt to navigate the dark maze with flashlights (although note that the maze is just dark, not haunted or spooky!).

You’ll also want to stop by the café on the weekends for delicious treats including fresh donuts and caramel apples, as well as the farm’s beloved homemade pulled pork.

Date: September and October
14480 SE Richey Rd.
Boring, OR
Online: liepoldfarms.com

Bauman’s Farm and Garden

Bauman’s Farm offers a huge range of fall activities—over 25 options for all-ages entertainment! The Harvest Festival’s offerings include pumpkin picking (of course!), a 3-acre corn maze, a pygmy baby goat barn, cider tours, animal feeding, a giant hay pyramid and slides, and oh so much more. New this year is a nut house—literally, a giant bin of hazelnuts for kids to dive into and play in.

Stop by on a weekend to also catch special events like the apple cannon and bug train ride.

Still not enough? There’s also a giant jumping pillow, rope maze, 1-hour long dark maze, a barnyard playground, obstacle course… and basically things to keep the kids (and adults) entertained for literal hours!

Dates: Sep. 23-Oct. 29
12989 Howell Prairie Rd NE
Gervais, OR
Online: baumanfarms.com

Packer Orchards

Located a bit further than some of the other pumpkin patches near Portland, Packer Orchard is well worth the hour’s drive to the Hood River Valley. On your drive through the Columbia River Gorge, look for changing leaves, waterfalls, and misty mountains.

Once you arrive, your little pumpkins won’t want to stop. Whether they’re drawn to the corn maze or can’t wait to feed a treat to the farm animals, there’s more than enough to keep the kids entertained (and tucker them out for the car ride home) all day long. The updated activity field includes a play area, trike track, and a giant hay slide the whole family can enjoy. And who can resist jumping into the corn bin?

The corn maze is large enough to be fun but not too large that you’ll get lost. On Fridays and Saturdays, the farm will stay open until later for the not-too-scary flashlight maze, which is a huge hit with big kids (and brave Littles). For the 12 and up crowd, there’s also the haunted corn maze, which is on the scarier side and a fun thrill. Be prepared for loud noises, bright lights, strobe lights, and more.

On your way back to the city, stop by The Gorge White House for some cider and wine.

Dates: Sep. 1-Oct. 29
3020 Thomsen Rd.
Hood River, OR
Online: packerorchards.com

Smith Rock Ranch

Smith Rock Ranch is a bit farther from Portland at a three-hour drive, but it’s worth the visit for the scenic views of Smith Rocks and the Cascades while you pick your pumpkins. Every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 4 p.m., you’ll also get the chance to enjoy some live music.

The ranch has plenty of the fall staples, including pumpkin cannons, and a themed corn maze. The maze design is always incredible, and this year’s theme is Spongebob! You’ll also find pony rides, a petting zoo, a fun zoo-themed train, face painting, mini-golf, and a western-themed Skull Hollow Shooting Gallery, for kids ages 5 and up.

The ranch is pet-friendly (though dogs aren’t allowed in the maze) and has a Bark Park for dogs to play off-leash.

Date: Sep. 29 through late October
1250 NE Wilcox Ave.
Terrebonne, OR
Online: smithrockranch.com

Make sure to capture all the fall fun—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

These amazing Chicagoland pumpkin patches have just what you need to make the most of the fall season

Give Charlie Brown a run for his money and find your own Great Pumpkin this fall season. We dug deep to bring you a list of the best Chicagoland pumpkin patches. Warm your face on the steam of a hot apple cider, breathe in the crisp air, and listen to the crunch of fallen leaves underfoot as you hoof your way through these family-friendly spots. You’ll find there are so many wonderful things to do near Chicago this season!

Pro-tip: Purchase your tickets online in advance!

Chicago Park District Pumpkin Patches

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When it comes to pumpkin picking within the Chicago city limits, there’s nothing quite so convenient as your local park! Hand-select your favorite pumpkin from these Chicago parks filled with pumpkins of all shapes and sizes. If you have to choose one, consider stopping by Jefferson Memorial Park, which will host a full-on Fall Fest filled with crafts, games, and—of course—pumpkins. 

Oct. 8, 12p.m. – 2p.m.

Jefferson (Thomas) Memorial Park
4822 N. Long Ave.
Online: chicagoparkdistrict.com

Related: How ‘Bout These Apples? U-Pick Apple Orchards Worth the Trek

Fall Fest on the Riverwalk

For a new twist on tradition take a hayride on the river with an autumn skyline behind you. Afterward, all ages can enjoy seasonal foods and drinks in the pumpkin patch, a bounce house, games, and live music at Island Party Hut.

Sep. 30, 12p.m. – 8p.m.

355 East Riverwalk South

Online: eventbrite.com

Jack’s Pumpkin Pop-Up

All ages are welcome at the city’s largest fall festival that includes more than 10,000 pumpkins, a corn maze, gem mining, food trucks with apple cider donuts, carnival games, and tons of photo ops for your Instagram accounts! There is even axe throwing for ages 18 and up. After 7 p.m., children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.

Sep. 21 – Nov. 5

1265 W. Le Moyne Dr.
Online: jackspumpkinpopup.com

Sonny Acres Farm

Shutterbugs looking for a prime pumpkin patch photo to Instagram will love the mountainous spread of pumpkins of varying shapes, sizes, and colors sitting under the watchful eye of scarecrows and ghostly wooden cutouts. Allow time for play and visit the Dizzy Zone spinning tunnel, enjoy a ride atop a friendly pony or camel, take a 15-minute tractor-pulled wagon ride, and tiptoe into the haunted barn that’s just the right amount of scary for littles ages 10 and up. Food stands with taffy apples, elephant ears, brats, and spiced cider are scattered in the patch. If you’re still on the lookout for the perfect Halloween costume, don’t fret because they have a novelty shop with masks, wigs and disguises, plus a farmer’s market with gourds, squash, and Indian corn. 

Sept. 16 – Oct. 29

29W310 North Ave.
West Chicago
Online: sonnyacres.com

Related: Walk This Way! Colorful Spots for Fall Strolls in Chicago

Siegel’s Cottonwood Farm

Located just outside of Joliet, Siegel’s offers 40 acres of family fun with 30 attractions, including a tractor ride to their u-pick pumpkin patch and a beehive demo. Explore three different play areas that offer physical play, see the farm in style by taking a ride on the Ghost Town Railroad, and squeeze in relaxation for the whole family when you sit back in the giant 100-year-old rocking chair. 

Sep. 23 – Oct. 29

17250 S. Weber Rd.
Crest Hill
Online: ourpumpkinfarm.com

Stade’s Farm and Market

The Fall Festival has been a family favorite since its inception in 1995. Take a hayride back and forth between the patch, visit four-legged friends in the petting zoo, test your navigation skills in the corn maze, and indulge in your favorite festival foods.  

Sep. 2 – Oct. 29

3709 Mill Rd.
McHenry
Online: stadesfarmandmarket.com

Bengtson’s Pumpkin Farm

You can pack a full day’s worth of fun that goes well beyond the pumpkin patch at this gem located about an hour southwest of Chicago. General admission includes unlimited turns on kiddie rides including the Happy Swing, a Frog Hopper, and twirling t-cup honey pots, pig races that occur every hour, adorable furry fun in the petting zoo, a walk through Kid Village, and lots more. Note, the farm is now cashless. 

Sep. 20 – Oct. 31

13341 W. 151st St.
Homer Glen
Online: pumpkinfarm.com

Happy Times Pumpkinfest

Put an unexpected colorful twist on Halloween by going beyond the typical orange roundie and select one of the speckled, green, or white pumpkins instead. Visit Pumpkin Playland, where kids can ride the kiddie carousel and Ferris wheel, mine for gems, ride mini tractors, play corn hole, get up close and personal with birds in the Parakeet Encounter, conquer a straw bale mountain, and weave their way through corn stalk or kiddie straw mazes. 

Sep. 16 – Oct. 29

Didier Farms
16678 Aptakisic Rd.
Lincolnshire
Online: happytimespumpkinfest.com

Related: Field Day! Local Chicago Corn Mazes to Get Lost In

Kroll’s Fall Harvest Farm

Whether you want to bake, carve, or decorate, Kroll’s carries many specialty breed pumpkins that vary in size, color, and shape ready for you to load up in their pumpkin carts. Hayrides with a focus on educating visitors on farming (crop rotation, hay versus straw, pollination) and the crops they grow (gourds, corn, pumpkins) are offered. Continue the education with a visit to the donkeys, sheep, goats, chickens, and turkeys and learn about each from one of the knowledgeable employees. Don’t forget to check out a hayride or the corn maze!

Sep. 16 – Oct. 31

13236 W. Town Line Rd.
Waukegan
Online: krollsfarm.com

Goebbert’s Pumpkin Patch

A visit to Goebbert’s has been a long-held tradition for local families since they opened their roadside pumpkin stand in 1978. Not only do they have a fantastic assortment of pumpkins eager to adorn your fall displays, but kids will leave with happy memories of the 1/2-mile tour aboard the Pumpkin Express, watching the weekend pig races, experiencing the insatiable appetite of the giant mechanical pumpkin-eating dinosaur, and wandering through the corn stalk maze. Don’t leave without a stop into the petting farm where you’ll be greeted by a mama pig and her piglets, the furry residents of Bunny Town, llamas, cows, fuzzy chicks, and goats looking down from atop the 25-foot wooden Goat Mountain. Feed giraffes at their South Barrington location.

Aug. 25 – Oct. 31

42W813 Reinking Rd.
Pine Grove
Online: goebberts.com

Sep. 9 – Oct. 30

40 W. Higgins Rd.
South Barrington
Online: goebbertspumpkinfarm.com

County Line Orchard

Well known for its u-pick apple orchard, County Line is also a stop for your fall-inspired favorites like pumpkins as big as a small child, gourds, squash, hay bales, Indian corn, corn stalks, zinnias, sunflowers, and mums. Kids can experience barnyard jams, a corn maze, a cow-themed barrel train, and tons of exciting animals at the kids farm!

Aug. 30 – Oct. 31

200 S. County Line Rd.
Hobart, IN
Online: countylineorchard.com

Make sure to capture all the fall fun—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

“Mom, it’s crazy hair day tomorrow!” Raise your hand if you’ve ever heard those words and cringed! Whether it’s Red Ribbon Week, Halloween, Spirit Week, or just your kids’ school’s attempt at stressing out parents, wacky hair day tends to drive moms and dads crazy. But don’t stress: we’ve got some simple crazy hair ideas that don’t require tons of effort, but pack on the wow factor in a big way.

Crazy Pipe Cleaners

this crazy hair idea uses pipe cleaners
Karly Wood

Ok, parents, this is easy peasy. Grab pipe cleaners at your local craft store (we found these uber cool multi-color "fuzzy sticks" at Amazon), twist around a pencil, then stick in whatever style you want! For this crazy hair day idea, we opted for double buns with a few extra bobby pins and they lasted an entire dance class.

Googley-Eyed Monster

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A little colored hair spray and two big googly eyes are all you need to catch this crazy hair day look. A quick trip to your local party store can knock both of these items off your list, too!

Colored Shampoo

Using washable dye is a good crazy hair day idea
Rock the Locks

If you're a parent who thinks ahead, this fun hair color from Rock the Locks is a kid-friendly way to add a pop of color! Lasting five to 15 shampoos you can use again and again and rest easy in this vegan and phthalates, sulfates, and parabens-free formula.

Grab a bottle from Amazon for $9!

Crazy Hair Day Idea: Cupcakes

One of the easiest crazy hair day ideas, all you need are two cupcake liners for this sweet look. Make two buns, then cut slits in the bottom of the liners before slipping over the bun.

Related: Dear Day Camp, Enough with the Crazy Hat Days

Octopus

This crazy hair day idea is an octopus
One Creative Mommy

You can finally use all those pipe cleaners you've had lying around! Grab those plus a puffy ball and googly eyes, then add to a bun for a cute look that works for any crazy hair day. Head to One Creative Mommy for all the details.

 

LEGO Surfer Crazy Hair Day Idea

Make waves with this adorable ‘do for boys. Make that hair stand tall, add some blue, and don’t forget a few LEGO minifigs.

Shark-Infested Waters Crazy Hair Idea

Got a little shark lover? Grab some blue hair paint and one of their many plastic sharks to hook up this fun look.

The Prettiest Pumpkin for Wacky Hair Day

Perfect for Halloween, this pipe cleaner pumpkin is a quick style that definitely passes the wacky hair day test.

Little Mermaid Tail

Master braiders will love this fun hairstyle that incorporates Ariel! Braid your fave mermaid into the braid, then top it off with a little green hair spray to give that authentic “tail” look.

Christmas Tree

Paint the Moon

Ok, we admit this isn't the quickest crazy hair day idea, but it's definitely epic! If you're down for some hair dying, tree trimming antics then this amazing tutorial from Paint the Moon is for you!

 

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BRB, time for a TJ’s run

It’s pumpkin season at Trader Joe’s! In addition to all the fall and Halloween goodies, the neighborhood market is fully stocked on all things gourd. From pumpkin crackers and cookies to hummus and espresso beans, there are plenty of brand-new products, not to mention cult faves to indulge in this year.

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Breakfast Items

Pumpkin Cheesecake Croissants

Trader Joe's

No proofing is required for these non-traditionally shaped croissants. They're made with cheesecake-inspired filling of cream cheese, pastry cream, pumpkin purée, and a blend of cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and ginger.

A box of two is $3.99 in the freezer section.

Pumpkin O’s

Your day is made when you start it off with Pumpkin O’s in your bowl. They are vegan and gluten-free and will run you just $2.99/box.

Pumpkin Greek Nonfat Yogurt

Sprinkle on a little pecan granola and this yogurt is the best way to start your day when there’s a chill in the air.

Pumpkin Ginger Scones

You’ll find these cuties in the freezer section and they could not be easier to make. Just pop them in the oven and you’ll be able to enjoy their warm goodness in a flash. Pair with pumpkin butter for an over-the-top breakfast.

Pumpkin Butter

Trader Joe's pumpkin butter

Perfectly sweet and perfectly spreadable, this fall favorite can be found near the jams and we love it on a toasted pumpkin bagel.

Pumpkin Cream Cheese

Spread some pumpkin cream cheese on your pancake bread or toasted bagel for a sweet and creamy treat.

Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix

We love this one for the weekend because it’s easy to whip up and the kids will love it. There’s even a gluten-free version if that’s your jam.

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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Lunch and Dinner Items

Gluten Free Pumpkin Ravioli

Pumpkin ravioli is a Trader Joe's fall item

You’ll find both the gluten-free and regular versions of this pasta during the fall season. We love it with an easy brown butter and sage sauce.

Pumpkin Bisque

trader joe's pumpkin bisque

This soup is a great option to keep on hand for the nights when sports are taking over and the kids are angry.

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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Snacks & Desserts

Pumpkin Spice Batons

Trader Joe's pumpkin spice batons

These delicate wafers are filled with pumpkin spice and will cheer up any tea time spread, we know it!

Apple & Pumpkin Hand Pies

Apple & Pumpkin hand pies are a Trader Joe's fall item

Perfectly portable, these hand pies are great to bring along for little ones to enjoy on the go.

Pumpkin Spiced Joe-Joe’s Sandwich Cookies

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Snag a sleeve of these to keep on hand for when the sweet pumpkin craving really hit.

Pumpkin Blondie Brownies

Everyone knows that the TJ’s blondies are addictive and these ones might just top the list with their white chocolate chips.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chunk Oatmeal Cookie Mix

Trader Joe's pumpkin chocolate chunk cookie mix

This DIY dessert mixes chocolate with a lightly pumpkin-flavored cookie mix for a taste you’re going to love.

Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps

trader joe's pumpkin cranberry crisps

The autumnal crackers are our first pick for a fall-themed charcuterie tray. Top with some pumpkin butter or cream cheese.

Petite Pumpkin Spice Cookies

These will be the hit of your fall-themed bento box lunch as they are shortbread cookies with pumpkin spice that are coated in yogurt. What’s not to love?

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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Beverages

Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Tea

Fancy a cup of tea? Settle down with this completely fall-infused rooibos blend, made with pumpkin spices and many more. It’s also naturally caffeine-free and kosher!

La Colombe Pumpkin Spice Latte

pumpkin spice latte is a Trader Joe's fall item

Forget making a second stop at Starbucks and snag your favorite fall beverage at Trader Joe’s instead. This perfectly portable Pumpkin Spice Latte is found in the cold case and you’ll want to grab a few to get you through the school pickup line.

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spice Cream Liqueur

Whether you sip this over ice or added to your after-dinner cup of pumpkin spice coffee, you’ll love having this sweet liqueur in your liquor cabinet.

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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Skincare + Home Products

Pumpkin Overnight Face Mask

Trader Joe's pumpkin overnight face mask

Folks are obsessed with this product so you’ll want to snag one ASAP when you see it. We can’t promise that it will cure your insomnia but it just might leave your face looking refreshed in the morning.

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Body Butter

Pumpkin body butter is a popular Trader Joe's fall item

The pumpkin beauty products are on point this year and you’ll definitely want to buy a tub or two of this body butter to get you in the mood for all those pumpkin patch and apple farm visits.

Vanilla Pumpkin Scented Candle

trader joe's vanilla pumpkin candles

If you can’t bake up a pumpkin pie to get your house smelling like fall, this candle is the next best option.

Vanilla Pumpkin Hand Soap & Hand Lotion

We love this cute box as it makes the perfect autumnal hostess gift to keep on hand for when you get invited to a last-minute Halloween party.

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Body Scrub

With a base of exfoliating brown sugar and mega-moisturizing pumpkin, sunflower, and jojoba seed oils, this body scrub is a must-buy addition to your beauty routine.

 

Fall science experiments are perfect for when the weather cools off

It’s that time of year again! Your kids can’t wait to skip, jump, and hop into the Mount Everest-worthy pile of leaves that’ll soon be collecting in your backyard. And, with the start of the new season comes the chance for a whole new lineup of kids’ activities and fall science experiments. If your little explorer loves Halloween slime, falling fall leaves, and pumpkins, we’ve got the ultimate list of fall science experiments, and even a few fall science experiments for preschoolers. And bonus—they’re an educational (but still entirely entertaining) alternative to screen time. And, when you’re done with these, try out these fun potions just for kids.

Sink or Float Fall Edition

This fun experiment is always interesting, but add some fall items like (fake) pumpkins, leaves, rocks, and acorns to give it a cozy vibe.

Apple Browning Experiment

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Ever wonder why apples don’t stay the same color? Us too. Have your kids take the steps to find out how and why this happens by checking out this experiment.

Salt Crystal Fall Leaf Science Experiment

This fall science experiment is one of the prettiest we’ve tried. With simple instructions and gorgeous results, preschoolers especially love this one. Get the tutorial here.

Nature Walk

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What could be easier than going outside and taking a walk? The fall season means that there are plenty of changes to see outdoors. Bring a pad and a pencil to take notes or a sketchbook to draw. Ask your child a few open-ended questions about what they see and the season (such as, "Why do you think the trees look different now?" Along with the leaves in the trees, encourage your child to look for autumn animals or insects—or ask why they don't see as many critters and creatures as they would have a few short months ago.

Insider tip: Need more fall activities for kids? Here are 50+ ways to spend time as a family this fall. 

Related: Under Pressure! 10 At-Home Science Experiments That Harness Air

Halloween Slime

Mini Monets and Mommies

Slime science is always welcome with the pint-sized set. Try this recipe from Mini Monets and Mommies to make not-so-spooky Halloween slime, add glow-in-the-dark glue for a creepy type of cool or make a ghoulishly ghost version that shimmers with a hint of silver glitter. 

Insider tip: if your kids love slime as much as ours do, kick the fun up a notch with this recipe for DIY boogers (yep, you read that right).

Glowing Milk

fall science experiments
Learn Play Imagine

This kind of spooky science experiment is magic milk. That's right—magic. If your kid wants to make have a good time, head over to Learn Play Imagine for the how-to. 

Related: 6 Incredibly Easy Rainbow Science Experiments

Tissue Transfer Experiment

Mini Monets and Mommies

These color-changing leaves from Mini Monets and Mommies are more than just seasonal decor. Use tissue paper to test how the color moves from one surface onto another, creating red, orange, or yellow leaves in a magical moment—all while your little investigator is exploring the scientific process. Soak a paper leaf (that your kiddo draws) with water and place the non-colorfast tissue paper on top.

What happens next? Your child can make a prediction, test it, and compare the results to what they thought would happen. Afterward, encourage your child to talk about how the tissue's color ended up on the paper and why other types of objects might not produce the same effects.

Pumpkin Seed Science

fall science experiments with pumpkin seeds
Erica Loop

This sensory activity is ideal for little scientists who are into making hands-on discoveries. When you carve your family's jack o'lantern, let the kiddos close their eyes and describe what the inside of the pumpkin feels like. Then, clean and dry the seeds and have your child add a few drops of red, orange, or yellow food coloring into a bag, toss in the seeds and coat them. When they're dry, the seeds are perfect for making mini mosaics or other types of seasonal art. Not only is this sensory exploration an artsy adventure, but it's also a lesson in the plant life cycle. Save a few seeds and plant them in indoor pots, creating a second fall science activity!

Related: 26 Edible Science Experiments Worth a Taste

Exploding Pumpkins Science Experiment

Little Bins for Little Hands

By now you've probably parented for long enough to have tried the good ol' baking soda and vinegar volcano more than a few times. This fall-themed take on the classic from Little Bins for Little Hands is a scientific exploration that will make a mess in the most magnificent way possible!

Fall Color Science

Greg Shield via Unsplash

Why do leaves change color in the fall? That's a tricky one to explain to your child. That is, without the help of a hands-on experiment to do the "talking." If you're not sure where to start, check out this simple exploration from How We Learn

Related: 7 Sun-Science Experiments to Make Your Day

Fall Scents Science

fall science experiments
Asia Citro via Fun at Home with Kids

With this imaginative experiment from Fun At Home With Kids, your kiddo can combine the sensory science of the fall season with a creative craft. Encourage your child to ask questions about the senses and talk about how people can explore through them (including the sense of sight, taste, smell, touch, and hearing). As your child mixes, mashes, stretches, and smashes the scented dough, ask open-ended questions, such as, "How does the dough feel on your hands?" and, "What can you smell?" Your child can even create an accompanying chart, comparing the play dough scent to different foods. 

Apple Taste Test

fall science experiments
Mama Papa Bubba

The tastes, scents, and sights of fall are here! And your child is ready to explore what the season has to offer. Try a sensory science exploration with this apple-tasting activity from Mama Papa Bubba.

Insider tip: if you're looking for great apple recipes, click here. 

Related: It’s Alive! Gross (But Cool) Science Experiments for Kids

Candy Creations

fall science experiments
Lemon Lime Adventures

This STEM idea from Lemon Lime Adventures takes autumn engineering to the next level. Your little learner can explore the art of building, getting hands-on with concepts such as form vs. function, balance, and weight distribution. 

Insider tip: For ways to use up leftover Halloween candy, check out our ideas here. 

 

 

 

Pull out the paint, googly eyes, glitter, and push pins for your pumpkin decorating sessions this year

Spice up your usual pumpkin decorating ideas this Halloween by skipping the pumpkin carving design and the mess that comes with it. From glow-in-the-dark paint to glitter pumpkins, we’ve found a ton of festive ideas that are fun and full of Halloween spirit. Grab your art supplies for a spooky (but creative) good time, and when you’re done, be sure to get your Halloween games ready for the block party!

Tie-Dye Pumpkin Decorating Idea

Halloween pumpkins don’t have to be creepy. They can also be bright and cheery with these pastel tie-dye creations from @kailochic. Ok, so they aren’t tie-dyed, but you can get a similar-looking effect by using an alcohol ink marker, plastic wrap, and rubbing alcohol.

Wire Pumpkin Decorating Idea

Want to personalize your pumpkin without a lot of fuss? These pumpkins decorated with wire from @StephanieElledesigns are a unique design option, and you can even order custom calligraphy wire from Etsy.

Glitter Pumpkins

Five glittery pumpkins are decorated without carving
Tonia Dee via Handmade Charlotte

There are so many ways you can go with this pumpkin decorating idea, but we love the deep orange glitter spotted over at Handmade Charlotte. Take this sparkly idea home and make it your own.

Pop Art Pumpkin

Two spotted pumpkins as a pop art pumpkin decorating idea
Allison Murray via Dream a Little Bigger

How cool is this Roy Lichtenstein-inspired no-carve pumpkin idea from Dream a Little Bigger? Not only do we love how easy it is to pull this off, but we also love how many different directions you can go.

Glowing Sugar Skull

A glowing pink, blue and white skull pumpkin as a no-carve pumpkin decorating idea
Color Made Happy

Psst! For a pumpkin that steals the spotlight, all you need is glow-in-the-dark puffy paint for shiny creations like these from Color Made Happy. It's a simple way to add a whole lot of magic to your Halloween decorations.

Related: The Most Popular Halloween Costumes for Kids

Happy Ghost

Three white pumpkins are dresses as little ghosts for a happy ghost no-carve pumpkin decorating idea
The Crafted Life

Who says ghosts have to be scary? These boo-tiful little no-carve pumpkins from The Crafted Life are cheerful and a cinch to make. Plus, they're guaranteed to make you smile!

Office Supply Pumpkin Decorating Idea

A Subtle Revelry

Got office supplies? Then you've got all the fixings for this creative, no-carve pumpkin decorating idea! This gold-studded beauty from A Subtle Revelry is decked out with gold brads—too easy!

Thumbprint Pumpkins

Homemade Charlotte

How neat is this fingerprint art pumpkin decorating idea from Homemade Charlotte? With the help of your kiddos' thumbprints, you can decorate a pumpkin with little cacti, pineapples, and more.

Forest Friends

Simple as That

Transform your pumpkins into friendly woodland animals like these adorable creations from Simple as That. With a little paint and some strategically placed felt and card stock, these will be Halloween-ready in no time. 

Emoji Pumpkin

Cutefetti

Take inspiration from Cutefetti to turn your favorite emoji into an outrageously fun pumpkin. Whether you’re into heart eyes or a shocked face, you and your little ones can make this pumpkin decorating idea happen with a little creativity. 

Colorful Pumpkin

A vibrantly-colored pumpkin sits on a white pedestal
Fresh American Style

For this vibrant pumpkin, Annie Selke of Fresh American Style was inspired by the Día de Los Muertos celebration. You can use acrylic paint and tissue paper to make your own.

Copper Tops

Two white pumpkins, one decorated with copper herringbone
Lovely Indeed

These charming copper herringbone pumpkins from Lovely Indeed are sophisticated enough for a shop window but easy enough for a family project. Win-win! 

Unicorn Pumpkin

A pink pumpkin is decorated like a unicorn
Lines Across

If you've got a unicorn fan in your house, this is the pumpkin pal for you. It's not as difficult as you might think, mostly because the step-by-step instructions from Lines Across make it simple to follow. 

Donut Pumpkins

Three pumpkins are decorated like donuts
Studio DIY

We don't know what we love more: how easy these little gourds are to re-create or how incredibly adorable they look sitting on a desk, doorstep, or table. These donut pumpkins from Studio DIY make great autumn baby shower or birthday party decor, too. 

Watercolor Pumpkin Decorating Idea

Paper & Stitch

What do you get when you mix watercolors with pumpkins? Surprisingly beautiful results! If you don't mind a little clean-up, this pumpkin decorating idea from Paper & Stitch is a great way for kids to express their messy artist selves with stunning results. 

Disco Ball Pumpkin

Sugar and Cloth

The amazing mavens at Sugar and Cloth created these sequined pumpkins with just the right amount of glitz. The best part? The kids can help (as long as you don't mind a few sequins on the carpet). 

Related: 33 Amazing Pumpkin Carving Designs to Try This Year

Dazzling Decoupage

Two white pumpkins are decorate in colorful découpage
Gold Standard Workshop

These pretty little decoupage pumpkins from Gold Standard Workshop are such showstoppers, that you'll want to keep them out all year round. They could make great centerpieces or a beautiful surprise for your kiddo's classroom! 

Flower Pumpkins

Three white pumpkins are decorated with colorful flower petals
Alice and Lois

These sweet flower-decoupaged pumpkins from Alice and Lois are festive and floral—and you can even add fall leaves for an extra autumn-y flourish. No one else will have such pretty, unique (and shhh, simple to make!) fall decorations. 

Cacti Pumpkins

Four green pumpkins are decorated to look like cacti
Aww, Sam

We’re pretty sure it’s impossible to feel prickly once you take a peek at these cactus pumpkins from Aww, Sam. They're perfect for those who are over the usual orange pumpkins, and they're a creative addition to your stoop, too.

Confetti Pumpkin

Who couldn’t use more confetti in their life? We can’t get enough of these confetti pumpkins from Cloudy Day Gray. They’re fun, festive, and easy to pull off—not to mention, a great way to spice up plain ol’ white pumpkins.

Pikachu

A pumpkin is decorated to look like Pikachu
In the Playroom

Whether your kids are big-time Pokemon Go fans or you’re feeling some '90s nostalgia, you’re going to want to check out this Pikachu pumpkin from In the Playroom. The best part is that this friendly pumpkin doesn’t require any special artistic talents.

Ice Cream Scoop Pumpkin

Mini pumpkins are decorated to look like ice cream cones
Sugar and Charm

I scream, you scream, we all scream for… ice cream cone pumpkins, courtesy of Sugar and Charm. We love how this super sweet idea can be customized to represent your little one’s fave ice cream flavor! 

Animal Pumpkins

Three pumpkins are decorated to look like animals
Studio DIY

These party animal pumpkins from Studio DIY are equal parts cute and creative. From a flamingo pumpkin to an elephant pal, they’ll turn your porch into a true zoo.

Mummy Pumpkin

This mummy pumpkin from Changing My Destiny is probably the friendliest little monster you’ll ever see (Because, c’mon—who can resist those peek-a-boo googly eyes?).

Googly Eyes Pumpkin

Find It, Make It, Love It

This fun googly eye pumpkin from Find It, Make It, Love It gets bonus points for being a real eyeful. Snag the googly eyes at your local Dollar Store, then grab your glue gun and get going! 

Related: 14 Halloween Decor Ideas You Can Easily Pull Off

Colorful Painted Pumpkin

A pumpkin is colorfully decorated through dripping paint on it
A Girl Named PJ

Need to get your pumpkin decorated ASAP? Then you need to check out this awesome paint drip pumpkin from A Girl Named PJ. Not only will it be a messy hit with your creative kid, but it's also a great last-minute idea!