Shelley Massey, our Atlanta editor and a mom of four, tried plant-powered sweetgreen for a stress-free family dinner. Here’s how it went:

The last Thursday of the semester was predictably chaotic. With two end-of-year parties, one preschool performance, one baseball team white elephant party and two basketball practices to navigate, it seemed like finding time (or the groceries for) a healthy dinner was a pipe dream. But, Wednesday night wasn't much different in terms of commitments and chaos, so I'd already played my microwaved quesadilla hand. My fridge was empty and my conscience was heavy. It was one of those days where I wondered if scurvy was still a thing, and whether my kids could, in fact, get it. Luckily, I didn't have to find out. sweetgreen saved the day.

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What I knew about sweetgreen was very little. I’d heard they were new to the scene in the fast-casual food category, and I also knew that they delivered. Unfortunately, our recent move to the country put us just outside of their delivery range, but they are conveniently located so I decided to route my errands (did you really think I'd shopped in advance for that white elephant party?) near their Atlanta storefront. I downloaded their app, customized my order and placed it—all in about six minutes. When I pulled into the reserved pick-up spot, I knew my order was ready because of the status tracker on the app. I was inside the store for literally three minutes, just long enough for a polite employee to verify my name and show me where my food was waiting, and I was back in my car before the song on the radio ended.

With four kids, I knew better than to ask them what they wanted. The upside of sweetgreen is that they can customize your order however you'd like. The downside of sweetgreen is that my kids, given the option to customize their order, would most likely pick every single item on the menu. Instead, I chose for us. I started with an order of buffalo cauliflower topped with crispy rice, then proceeded to select a warm bowl customized with quinoa, goat cheese, marinated portobellos, blackened chicken and arugula—and a side of green goddess dressing. I also picked up a seasonal bowl with chicken and brussels, which came on a bed of romaine, spring mix and had roasted sweet potato, toasted almonds, apples, roasted brussels, blackened chicken and a cranberry maple vinaigrette dressing. The servings are large, so instead of ordering something for each child, I picked three entrees to share.

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While I know that we should eat every meal as a family (and limit screen time, eliminate plastics and make our own lip balm), I definitely had to dish dinner up on Thursday in shifts. My preschooler and 2nd grader got first dibs, because they had earlier engagements. I took the lids off of everything from sweetgreen and let them pick and choose from each dish. Since the entrees resembled rainbows, my kids picked whatever they wanted and I felt good about whatever they chose for themselves. The best part was watching them dig in for seconds—of sweet potatoes, boiled eggs and brussels. My older two, in 5th and 7th grade, tucked into dinner about an hour later, after I'd dropped the littles. My 13 year old son in particular loved the buffalo cauliflower, and my daughter may or may not have been caught licking the green goddess container.

What could have been another nutritional disaster on Thursday turned into a seriously supercharged meal that each of my kids loved. They picked and chose what they liked the most, and now I know exactly what to custom order the next time practice, parties and performances create a perfect storm. sweetgreen is a choose-your-own culinary adventure that made this momma feel like she was getting something right.

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—Shelley Massey

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Your kids love play dress up and probably know how to mutiny, especially when it comes to veggies, so you might as well accept it, at least for one day: Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19, and ye need to be sure yer in a Jolly Roger mood. Here be 51 common pirate sayings any good matey should know, fer today or any day. Scroll down fer the list.

Afeard: Afraid, as in “I am most afeared of crocodiles.”

Ahoy: Hello!

Arrrrrr: In certain dialects, pronounced “yarrr” and commonly used to start a sentence and emphasize a pirate was about to say something important.

Avast: A command to stop, as in “Avast, mateys! Let’s weigh anchor here.”

Aye: Yes, yes! As in, “Aye, aye, Captain!”

Bilge: Old, stinky, gross water that seeps into the ship’s hull. “Put him in the bilge and make him drink it!” was a form of punishment most foul.

Booty or bootie: spoils won from war, pillaging or plunder. Now used more commonly to denote prizes of any kind.

Buccaneer: A pirate, especially one who raided the Spanish colonies along the American coast in the late 1600s.

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Cap'n: Captain.

Chantey: A song, usually of a seafaring nature. Sometimes also spelled chantie or shanty (usually pronounced shan-tee).

Crow’s Nest: A platform high up on a ship’s mast used for spotting ships from a distance. This allowed a greater advantage for plundering.

Corsair: A pirate from the Barbary Coast of North Africa.

Cutlass: A short, curved sword favored by pirates for its ability to end an argument with one brandish.

Davey Jones’ Locker: The bottom of the sea where sailors and pirates have drowned, Davey Jones being a generic name for a sailor.

Doubloon: A gold coin, originally of Spanish origin but used as a general term for gold coins.

Dungbie: Rear end, probably referring to a ship but can be used creatively, as in, "Cover up your dungbie with these undies."

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Fer: For. As in, “Blackbeard, fer the win!”

Flotsam: Wreckage from a ship and its cargo found floating on the water.

Freebooter: A person who is searching for plunder aka a pirate. As in, "The lousy freebooter stole my apple again."

Grog: a mixture of rum and water with a bit of lemon. Also any alcoholic drink.

Hearties: Friends. As in, "Ahoy me harties!"

Hornswaggle: To cheat; (someone who cheats is a hornswaggler) as in, “She was sure to hornswaggle the lot of them while they passed out at the card table.” “Or, don’t play Sorry with him, he’s a real hornswaggler.”

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Jetsam: Cargo or goods cast overboard on purpose, to lighten the ship’s load.

Jolly Roger: The infamous skull and crossbones flag, which was flown to warn “here there be pirates.”

Keelhaul: to punish by dragging under the ship and up the other side. As in, "Drink all the grog again and we'll keelhaul ya."

Kraken: a legendary sea monster, some what like a large ocotopus or squid, that lives in the waters off the coast of Norway. Can be used to declare mayhem, especially when grade schoolers are set free to recess. As in, "Release the kraken!"

Land lubber: A person who does not have much experience at sea or who cannot sail. Usually meant as an insult.

Lass or lassie: A child.

Lily-livered: weak or cowardly. As in, "The lion once was lily-livered but now has found his cuh-raygh."

Matey: What pirates call each other/fellow shipmates. "Hey, Matey, can ye grab me some grog?"

Mutiny: To revolt. For pirates, specifically against a ship’s captain, but can be used to describe any act of rebellion (Warning: It’s possible that the teaching of this word could lead to a “mutiny” against Brussel sprouts.)

Peg leg: A wooden leg. Pirates of olden days lived harsh lives and prosthetic limbs were most often created from salvaged wood and iron hooks.

Pieces of Eight: Silver coins. Originally after the Spanish peso de ocho (worth 8 reales, a Spanish increment of money).

Plunder: To take whatever you want. “My little brother tries to plunder my toys all the time.”

Poop deck: The deck on top of the stern (rear) of the ship. Yep. They get to say poop.

Port: the left side of the ship

Privateer: a pirate for hire; someone hired by the government to pillage enemy ships and weaken their forces

Rapparee: an Irish pirate or freebooter

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Scallywag: A scamp or a rascal. Not necessarily an evil do-er, but someone out for their own personal gain. “That scallywag traded me empty coconuts for safe passage to shore.”

Scurvy: Originally, a disease with symptoms that includes swollen gums and spots on the skin, brought on by a lack of Vitamin C. Commonly used to describe someone who is nasty, mean or disliked,  as in “You scurvy lass, you’ll get none of this treasure.”

Scuttlebutt: A term used to describe gossip, but originally the drinking fountain on a ship. (Around the water cooler, pirate style).

Sea Dog: A pirate, especially an experienced older one.

Sea legs: The ability to keep from getting seasick when out at sea. As in, “Once the storm passed, Davey managed to get his sea legs for the remaining six weeks of the journey and did not get sick again.”

Shiver me timbers: A reference to the wood of a boat “shivering” or rocking with a sudden, unexpected gust of wind, it is an expression that indicates surprise. As in, “Well, shiver me timbers, it’s the Captain’s ghost after all!”

Skull and Crossbones: A human skull above two crossed bones, used on pirate flags and bottles of poison.

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Spanker: the sail on the mast closest to the stern of  a square-rigged ship

Starboard: the right side of the ship

Swab: a large mop

Swab the deck: To mop the deck of the ship. As in, “Swab the poop deck, ye land lubber.”

Swashbuckler: A daredevil.

Walk the plank: Walking the ship’s plank until you plunged into the sea. Used as a threat and against mutiny.

Ye/Yer: You/Your, use in place in all sentences. As in, “No dessert until ye finish all yer peas.”

—Amber Guetebier

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Featured photo: iStock 

With the highly-anticipated opening of LEGOLAND Florida Resort’s Pirate Island Hotel in April of 2020, it’s no surprise that LEGOLAND Florida has declared 2020 to be the Year of the Pirate. In fact, LEGOLAND is inviting families to #VacationLikeAPirate throughout 2020. Here are a few ways they’ll be helping your skallywags rock the year.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida Resort

 A Pass Worth It’s Weight in Gold (Dubloons)

Enjoy the “Year of the Pirate” and more event days than ever before with an Awesome Annual Pass for less than twelve dollars a month and no down payment. Awesome Annual Passes include unlimited access to the theme park, water park, seasonal events, free standard parking and discounts on retail, dining and hotel rates.

An Overnight Stay at the New Pirate Island Hotel

Pirate Island will be connected to the existing LEGOLAND Hotel, becoming the third on-site hotel at the LEGOLAND Florida Resort. Located right outside the main gates of the park (130 steps, to be exact) the hotel will include 150 rooms, a heated pool and pool deck, a pirate ship in front of the hotel, a pirate-themed restaurant, nightly kid-friendly programming, LEGO character experiences, LEGO play pits and a lobby bar for the grown-ups. Read all about it here.

photo:  Edward Linsmier for LEGOLAND Florida Resort

 

An All New Pirate Water Ski Show Adventure

The only LEGOLAND® Resort water ski show in the world, Battle for Brickbeard’s Bounty, will close after a successful eight-year run to make way for a brand-new pirate adventure on April 18 with skiing acrobatics, water stunts, pirate humor and more surprises.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida Resort 

All Pirate Action at  PirateFest Weekends

Sailors, seadogs and pirates of all ages can learn to walk like a pirate, talk like a pirate and vacation like a pirate in this brand-new, three-weekend event. Guests can complete an exclusive “pirate passport” while exploring resort-wide activities, meet exclusive pirate characters and run a rig with a scurvy pirate bunch following the grand opening of Pirate Island Hotel. Dates are April 18-19, 25-26 & May 2-3.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida Resort

Other awesome openings and events in 2020 include:

LEGO® NINJAGO® Days – January 25-26 & February 1-2 & 8-9

LEGOLAND® Water Park Season Opening – February 15

Red, White & BOOM – July 2-4

THE LEGO® MOVIE™ DAYS: July 11-12, 18-19 & 25-26 & August 1-2

Heroes Weekend – August 8-9

Brick or Treat – October 3-4, 10-11, 17-18, 24-25 & 31

Holidays at LEGOLAND® November 27-29, December 5-6, 12-13, 19-20 & 24-31

Book your stay, get passes and more now at LEGOLAND.com/YearofthePirate 

—Amber Guetebier

Images courtesy LEGOLAND Resort

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Earlier this year LEGOLAND Florida announced plans to build LEGOLAND Pirate Island Hotel, a brand-new pirate-themed hotel adjacent to the park. Construction is well under way and they’ve just announced the grand opening date of April 17, 2020! Read on for details, photos and even an animated fly-through video of the hotel.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida Resort

Pirate Island will be connected to the existing LEGOLAND Hotel, becoming the third on-site hotel at the LEGOLAND Florida Resort. Located right outside the main gates of the park (130 steps, to be exact) the hotel will include 150 rooms, a heated pool and pool deck, a pirate ship in front of the hotel, a pirate-themed restaurant, nightly kid-friendly programming, LEGO character experiences, LEGO play pits and a lobby bar for the grown-ups.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida

rendering image courtesy LEGOLAND Florida Resort

“Pirate Island Hotel will be a great addition to LEGOLAND Florida Resort,” said General Manager Rex Jackson. “Based on our consumer demand, the need for a third on-site accommodation has never been higher. Along with THE LEGO® MOVIE™ WORLD, Pirate Island Hotel is a key component in the park’s overall growth and expansion as we continue to strengthen LEGOLAND Florida Resort as a multi-day destination.”

rendering image courtesy LEGOLAND Florida Resort 

Every Pirate Island Hotel room will include two separate spaces—a kiddos’ space with bunk beds and and a grown-up sleeping area. The rooms are all decked out in LEGO pirate decor and have interactive LEGO Pirate models throughout.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida

Each room will include unique pirateering themes like boat-shaped beds and in-room treasure hunts. And with every hotel stay, a scurvy-preventing breakfast will be included.

photo: Chip Litherland for LEGOLAND Florida

photo courtesy LEGOLAND Florida Resort

The five-story hotel will also house Shipwreck Restaurant along with a bar called Smuggler’s Bar, just for grown-ups. There will be an entertainment area for kid-friendly nightly programing and LEGO play pits.

photo courtesy LEGOLAND Florida Resort

“We’re really excited to open our third on-site hotel accommodation and deliver completely new family-friendly experiences,” said LEGOLAND Florida Resort General Manager Rex Jackson. “Pirates have a long history tied to the state of Florida and we look forward to providing our future guests with an entertaining, memorable and fun hotel.”

Plus, if you book right now you can buy two nights and get one free.

Discover more and book your rooms at: legoland.com/florida/pirate-island-hotel/

LEGOLAND Florida
One LEGOLAND Way
Winter Haven, FL 33884

—Amber Guetebier

images and conceptual renderings courtesy LEGOLAND Florida Resort 

 

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Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Yarrr gonna love it.
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Combat scurvy and chew on giant turkey legs. In other words, eat like a pirate.

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Transform your lil’ lubbers into pirates in just 5 breezy steps.

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Terrorize your co-workers, friends and schoolmates with your vocab once you learn to talk like a pirate.
Today’s #TakeBobAnywhere theme: Outdoors! Take a photo and share your pics with us on social media. Don’t forget to tag #TakeBobAnywhere.

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In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue; 523 years later, what does that mean for you? The answer is easy: the first long weekend of fall! And in some cases, a day off from work and school. Here’s a roundup of our favorite ways to enjoy some family fun and keep the bambinos busy during this holiday weekend.

Photo: U.S. Department of Agriculture via Flickr

Fill’r Up at Taste of D.C.
Hungry for some new cuisine? Little foodies and grown-up gourmands alike can fill up at Washington’s biggest food festival, Taste of D.C. Take your brood on a tour of downtown while you nosh on nibbles from more than 60 local restaurants and food trucks. There’s also a chef stage where cooks-in-training can watch local culinary experts in action (and you can pick up a trick or two!).  

When: Oct. 10-11, 12 pm-7 pm
Cost: $20/adults; $10/kids 5-12; free/kids under 5
Pennsylvania Ave. between 3rd and 7th Sts., NW
Online: thetasteofdc.org

Photo: Ana Kurland via Flickr

Fall for the Weekend at Clark’s Elioak Farm
From hayrides to pumpkin picking, nothing says “fall” quite like a trip to Clark’s. What makes this Ellicott City farm stand out? To start, there’s the Enchanted Forest: a maze featuring dozens of storybook characters that have been dazzling kiddos for more than 60 years. There’s also a petting zoo, pony rides, and even gemstone mining. What’s more, the farm is open on Columbus Day from 10am to 5pm. Road trip, anyone?

Cost: $6
10500 Clarksville Pike (Ellicott City, Md)
410-73-4049
Online: clarklandfarm.com

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Act Out at Encore Stage & Studio Mini-Camp
School’s out for Columbus Day? Let your kiddo enjoy an entertaining vacay while you go to work. During Encore’s mini-camp, elementary schoolers will exercise their imaginations with theater games and activities and also get the chance to relax with snacks and a movie. Word on the street is this session has a Minions theme, so get junior’s yellow duds ready.

When: Oct. 12, 9 am-3 pm (extended hours available)
Various Locations (Arlington, Va)
Online: encorestageva.org

Photo: Tiffanni Reidy via flickr

Do Columbus Day Brunch at Founding Farmers
Christopher Columbus crossed the Atlantic four times during his exploration of the new world. What more could he have accomplished if he’d eaten brunch? Crowd favorite Founding Farmers celebrates Columbus’ adventurous spirit with a holiday brunch featuring many of its classics like the Farmer’s Scramble and fluffy pancakes (and orange juice to fight scurvy, of course!). Diners of all ages can also enjoy lunch specials from 11am on.

When: Oct. 12, 8 am-2 pm.
Various Locations
202-822-8783
Online: wearefoundingfarmers.com

Photo: Wapster via Flickr

Columbus Day Camp at Jumping Jack Sports
Fill your kiddo’s day off from school with running, jumping, climbing and playing at Jumping Jack Sports’ Columbus Day Camp. While you run errands or finish those TPS reports, your camper’s dance card will be filled with activities ranging from rock climbing to conquering an inflatable obstacle course. For tamer tots, board games and crafts are also on deck.

When: Oct. 12, 9 am-2 pm/4 pm
44710 Cape Ct. (Ashburn, Va)
703-858-9901
Online: jumpingjacksports.com

What “can’t miss” events are your Columbus Day family’s sked? Tell us in the comments section below.

—Sarah Vogel