From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. *In old-person voice* Well, back in our day…
Is this it?
-kids on a hayride
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 15, 2016
2. DON’T. YOU. DARE.
https://twitter.com/yonewt/status/787008400450138116
3. Whoa, those are deep.
As a parent you always ask questions:
– Will my kids turn out okay?
– Do they know they're loved?
– Why is there toothpaste in the toilet?— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) October 14, 2016
4. Isn’t it the best?!
My kid does this cute thing where she asks me a question and then another and another and another and IT NEVER STOPS.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) October 12, 2016
5. No need to apologize.
Sorry we're late, you know how mornings are with kids, I got caught up gazing into my coffee in a panic induced state of existential despair
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 13, 2016
6. Hahaha. Good one.
When your spouse wonders why you can't get more done while home with the kids all day. pic.twitter.com/mibNAZV6yJ
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 11, 2016
7. This is what heartbreak looks like.
A dog once waited in the same spot for 9 years for his dead master
My 2-year-old is doing the same thing for an empty push pop I threw away pic.twitter.com/aGBOh9jAxd
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2016
8. But possibly have a LARGE spill on your hands.
Pour your kid a bowl of cereal and they'll be fed; teach your kid to pour a bowl of cereal and you'll get to sleep in for 15 extra minutes.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) October 16, 2016
9. ::winky face::
https://twitter.com/StephDsays/status/785917560109817856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
10. $16 for a keychain? We think not!
Dear Amusement Park Gift Shops,
We hate you.
Sincerely,
Parents— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) October 13, 2016
11. Ugh.
https://twitter.com/TheGladStork/status/786698406269952001
12. The struggle is real.
Forgot to unlink my Pinterest account from Facebook and now my entire fight club knows how I'm decorating our annual pumpkin patch party.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 16, 2016
13. Plot twist!
What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 18, 2016
14. LOL!
Whenever I go to a restaurant without my kids, I feel like something is missing…
DOES ANYONE NEED THEIR TUSHY WIPED?!
— Marl (@Marlebean) October 13, 2016
15. Darn you, Autumn!
I've been on this two mile nature walk with my child for two weeks.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) October 14, 2016
16. Way to embarrass, mom.
On field trips, I enter the bus & demand "Which one's Jacob?". There's always 1 & it keeps all the kids on their toes wondering what u know.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) October 18, 2016
17. Lebron! Kobe!
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/787403892019564544
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community?