Did you hear the one about the fish who moved to Hollywood?

We’re not laughing at L.A.; we’re laughing with it. From jokes about earthquakes to jokes about LA traffic, these kid-friendly jokes will have your little one laughing out loud.

1. Why did the fish come to Hollywood?
He wanted to be a starfish.

2. Why did the cow come to Hollywood?
To make mooo-vies.

3. Why don't movie stars need air conditioning? 
They have so many fans. 

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4. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA

5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. 

6. What did the ocean say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved. 

7. Where do LA ghosts go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

8. Where can you always find free parking in LA?
The 405 at rush hour. 

9. What do you call grape jelly on the 10 freeway?
Traffic jam. 

10. What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs?
Ewe have to be kidding me!

11. Why were the Rams players embarrassed? 
They were feeling sheepish.

12. What happens when a celebrity trips on the red carpet?
You see a falling star. 

13. What did the Hollywood director say to the hairdresser?
Cut!

14. What's an actor's favorite season? 
Awards season. 

15. What did one earthquake say to the other?
It's not my fault!

16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.

If you are looking for a new (and free!) adventure, take your kids to explore our local tide pools—it’s a fantastic way to get outdoors and learn about sea life at low tide. Grab your ground-gripping shoes and head out to nimbly navigate our rocky shores to get close looks at crabs, sea stars and other ocean dwellers. Parenting Pro Tip: Check the tide charts before you visit so you can time your adventure (nothing worse than a tide pool day ruined by high tide). PS: The next California King Tides (the highest and lowest tides of the year) will be December 23-24, 2022 and January 21-22, 2023. Mark your calendars to explore the coastline during the lowest tide of the year—exposing sea life that is normally hidden.

1. Cabrillo National Monument

Come for the tide pools, stay for the photo-ops. The Point Loma tide pools at Cabrillo National Monument surround you with breathtaking views. Located on the windy ocean-side of the point, little adventurers will spot a large and diverse amount of sea critters in this multi-leveled tidal zone area. Bonus: Sometimes docents are available to answer questions.

Good to Know: To reach the tide pools you must travel 1/4 to 1/2 miles down a dirt path with approximately 100 feet of elevation change.

Cost: $10/per vehicle

1800 Cabrillo Memorial Dr.
San Diego
Online: nps.gov

2. Shell Beach

Grab the crew and head down to Shell Beach during the low or minus tides and you're 'shore' to find giant sea anemones and skittering crabs. Even more, you’ll see plenty of seals here too. Also, good to know that if low tide occurs near sunset, this is the spot to be to catch a magnificent view!

1000 Coast Blvd.
La Jolla
Online: californiabeaches.com

3. Swami’s State Beach

You’ll need to hike down a long set of stairs to access this beautiful beach––before finding tons of sea critters at low tides. Look for the 45 million year-old oyster fossils in the rocks (which is called tabletop by the locals). You’ll spot starfish and hermit crabs, sea hares and cucumbers. Head down at minus tide to explore! Note: there's a small parking lot that’s free and also street parking.

1298 S. Coast Hwy.
Encinitas
Online: parks.ca.gov

4. Scripps Beach Dike Rock

New to tide pooling? This winter, connect with the Birch Aquarium at Scripps Institute to search for sea life at Dike Rock, or if you can't wait, you can explore on your own. Crouch down and be still to see scampering hermit crabs and gently touch a sticky sea anemone. If your timing's right and you hit the extreme low tides, you may get a glimpse of sea stars and sea hares ensconced in the rocks. To access this spot, park near El Paseo Grand St., then start walking north on the beach (just past the pier).

Good to Know: The closest bathrooms are at La Jolla Shores Beach parking lot.

El Paseo Grande St. & La Jolla Shores Dr.
La Jolla
Online: californiabeaches.com

 

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5. Carlsbad Tide Pools

Park along Pacific Coast Highway (just South of Cannon Rd.) and go down the stairs, located at the last house. Once on the beach, head one block and you’ll find this hidden gem of a tide pool (only viewable at extreme low tides). Free to park, no restrooms, but worth the trip to find loads of hermit crabs, sea anemones and other critters skittering around in the water.

Pacific Coast Hwy. & Shore Dr.
South Carlsbad
Online: californiabeaches.com

6. False Point La Jolla

A quiet little gem in La Jolla to find sea anemones and other little creatures. To get to the rocks at low tide you’ll need to go down a steep staircase. You’ll see hermit crabs and sea anemones, sea urchins and lobsters (if lucky!). The best time to go is during a minus tide. The rocks are slippery, so remember to put the crew in the right shoes to navigate this terrain.

Sea Ridge Dr. & Linda Way
La Jolla
Online: govisitsandiego.com

7. Tourmaline Surf Park

You’ll love the fact that this small surf beach is easy to get to and has a laid back vibe. Your little sea stars can spy cute critters from snails and star fish to barnacles and limpets. The parking lot is a breeze to find, and there are basic beach bathrooms. Head north of the surfing area to find the tide pools, then, stay and watch the surfers and the sunset.

600 Tourmaline St.
La Jolla
Online: sandiego.gov/northpb

8. Cardiff State Beach

Although it's a pay parking lot, it’s just a few steps to this sandy shore that's full of treasures. Seaside Beach (the South end of Cardiff State Beach) is a sweet tide pool spot at low tides. So grab the stroller, pack a lunch, leash up the dog and soak up the sunshine while exploring the creatures this coast reveals. This tide pool has quick and easy access, with restrooms in the parking lot. Bring cash for the parking fee.

South Parking Lot
Pacific Coast Hwy.
Cardiff-by-the-Sea
Online: parks.ca.gov

 

What You Need to Know about San Diego Tide Pools Before Going

According to the National Park Service, "Late fall and winter are the optimum times for a visit to the tide pools. Unlike the summer months, when low tides occur in the middle of the night, the good low tides—including the outstanding negative low tides—in fall and winter occur during daylight hours. A general rule of thumb is that the tide pools can be visited approximately two hours before low tide time (when the tide is receding) and two hours after (when the tide is coming back in)." This doesn't mean that tide pooling during the summer is for naught—you will still be able to explore the wonderful coastline and its creatures—you may just have to adjust your expectations.

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There are lots of great new children’s books out there and sometimes it can be overwhelming to decide what to read next. Fortunately Amazon just released the annual Best Books of the Year So Far list, featuring books published between January and June. The result? 20 diverse selections that will make bedtime story time and summer downtime that much better.

Top selection Eyes That Kiss in the Corners by Joanna Ho has more than 1,000 five stars reviews on Amazon. It features the story of a young Asian girl who learns to love and accept her eyes in a celebration of diversity. Amari and the Night Brothers by B.B. Alston is described as “Artemis Fowl meets Men in Black” and it’s a middle school fantasy series featuring a black heroine, Amari Peters. And Dog Man: Mothering Heights is the latest in a series from Captain Underpants creator Dav Pilkey, a laugh-out-loud read following the adventures of Dog Man and Petey.

The full list of the Best Children’s Books of the Year, So Far:

1.      Eyes That Kiss in the Corners by Joanna Ho

2.      Amari and the Night Brothers (Supernatural Investigations) by B.B. Alston

3.      Dog Man: Mothering Heights by Dav Pilkey

4.      What the Road Said by Cleo Wade

5.      Starfish by Lisa Fipps

6.      Fiona, It’s Bedtime by Zondervan

7.      City of the Plague God by Sarwat Chadda

8.      I‘ll Meet You in Your Dreams by Jessica Young

9.      A Pizza with Everything on It by Kyle Scheele

10.   The Accidental Apprentice by Amanda Foody

11.   Milo Imagines the World by Matt de la Pena

12.   Lion of Mars by Jennifer L. Holm

13.   The Tale of the Mandarin Duck: A Modern Fable by Bette Midler

14.   Ophie’s Ghosts by Justina Ireland

15.   Once Upon a Dragons Fire by Beatrice Blue

16.   I Am Smart, I Am Blessed, I Can Do Anything! by Alissa Holder

17.   Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Spooky Stories by Jeff Kinney

18.   A New Day by Brad Meltzer

19.   Ground Zero by Alan Gratz

20.   Are You a Cheeseburger? by Monica Arnaldo

Amazon Book Editors determine the “best of” lists, reading thousands of pages to unite readers of all ages and tastes, as well as highlight diverse authors. You’ll recognize some of the picks as bestsellers, but many might be new to you. You can find the rest of the lists, including the best books for young adults and teens, online. Don’t forget to check out our own list of best books in 2021!

—Sarah Shebek

Featured image: Josh Applegate, Unsplash

 

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Happy World Autism Awareness Day! In honor of this special day, Sesame Workshop is expanding its Sesame Street and Autism: See Amazing in All Children initiative by adding brand new videos and activities.

Julia, a 4-year-old Sesame Street Muppet with autism, is taking center stage in the new videos that will also include a new episode on HBO Max and PBS KIDS. Available for free in English and Spanish on SesameStreet.org/autism, the resources help children and families to cope with changes in routines and other uncertain scenarios.

photo: Sesame Street

The new Julia-centric episode, Match It!, will premier on Apr.8, on HBO Max and PBS KIDS. In addition, parents can find tons of other resources that include:

Sesame Workshop is working to expand the initiative in other ways this month as well. SeaWorld Orlando, Busch Gardens Tampa, Sesame Place Philadelphia and Beaches Resorts will feature physically distanced meet and greets with a Julia walkaround character! Additionally, Glo Pals is introducing light up versions of Julia and Elmo that instantly light up in bright colors when they’re dropped in liquid.

You can visit SesameStreet.org/autism for even more info and resources.

––Karly Wood

 

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There’s a reason the California Science Center made our list of the all-time best science museums for kids—and it’s not just because general admission is free. It also happens to be the only LA museum where you can touch a starfish, see a chick hatch, catch a 3-D IMAX movie and board a space shuttle—all in one location. And starting Feb. 28, the museum will open its newest exhibit: The Art of the Brick. Read on for the details on the soon-to-arrive Lego extravaganza, plus find out about everything else the California Science Center has to offer.

Art of the Brick

Courtesy of Art of the Brick

See the world’s largest display of LEGO art in this special exhibit that CNN called “one of the top twelve must-see exhibitions in the world.”  We’re talking a 20-foot T-Rex skeleton, life-size statues, 3-D recreations of iconic paintings and more. While admission to the California Science Center is free, this special exhibit is $19.75 for adults and $12.75 for children ages 4-12 (kids 3 and under are free). Get your tickets here

Science of the Brick

Art of the Brick

Admission to Art of the Brick includes access to this awesome hands-on section, featuring nine LEGO brick-building challenges and activities for kids LEGO-loving grownups. Recreate a famous bridges and structures using bricks, build a mystery object inside a covered box using only your sense of touch and more!

Permanent Exhibits

Creative World

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Learn about all the wondrous things humans have invented with hands-on activities and experiments. Kids can try building a structure to withstand an earthquake and learn how a car turns on. Added bonus: Currently on display in Creative World: Science in Toyland, where little ones can spin tops, set up dominoes, build a mini roller coaster and more.

Air & Space

California Science Center

The highlight of this part of museum: the Space Shuttle Endeavour in the Samuel Oschin Pavillion. Here, little ones can not only get up close and personal with the shuttle itself, but also learn about the space shuttle program and see artifacts from its voyages. This part cost $3 per person and timed tickets are required.

World of Life

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Stop by this area of the museum to for the hatchery, where—if you're lucky—you might just see some newborn chicks. There's also a chance to see the world through the eyes of a bee, pump blood to the brain of a model giraffe and more. 

Ecosystems Gallery

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The Ecosystems Gallery features 11 different environments, including a rainforest, a 188,000-gallon kelp tank filled with marine animals native to the Pacific, and a desert filled with live chuckwallas, tortoises and a flash flood every ten minutes. Be sure to venture outside where there's a touch tank with starfish, sea urchins, sea cucumbers and more.

Discovery Rooms

California Science Center

Keep an eye out for the Discovery Rooms specially designed for children Pre-K - 2nd grade with age-appropriate hands-on activities, books, and toys. You can find them in the Ecosystems, World and Life, and Creative World areas of the museum.

IMAX

SK Films

See a film projected on the museum's massive-story screen. The latest must-see 3-D movie? The award-winning Turtle Odyssey, following an Australian green sea turtle named Bunji and her incredible journey across the open ocean. Get all the details here

Tickets purchase at the box office are $8.95 for adults; $6.75 for kids and include admission to Endeavor. Combine IMAX tickets with exhibition tickets for a special discount.

Getting There

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To help make your visit easy peasy, check the California Science Center website ahead of time to see if there are any alerts about events in Exposition Park that may impact parking or your experience. Parking cost $12 but if you’d rather skip parking all together, the Metro Expo Line. Expo Park/USC Station has a stop right in front of the Science Center.

Hours: Open daily, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.
Cost: Free, special exhibits and films may have additional costs

700 Exposition Park Dr.
Los Angeles
323-724-3623
Online: californiasciencecenter.org

–Shannan Rouss & Jennifer O’Brien 

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Trader Joe’s is upping the candy ante with its new Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers.

Fans of the original Swimmers know this TJ’s fave as a yummy, gummy alternative to the iconic little red fish that you’ve pretty much adored since birth—or at least the preschool years. Now the TJ’s treat is getting an upgrade with tart and tangy flavors.

The new Super Sour Swimmers are similar to Sour Patch Kids, but with a different look. Instead of the teeny tiny little people shapes, these are sea creatures.

Made with cane sugar, tapioca, spirulina, annatto and other natural fruit and veggie sources, the Super Sour version of the Swimmers come in red berry (starfish), huckleberry (dolphin), orange (tang fish), and strawberry (clam shell) flavors.

You can find 14-ounce bags of these tangy goodies in TJ’s stores now for $2.99.

—Erica Loop

Featured photo: Trader Joe’s via Instagram 

 

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In honor of Autism Awareness Month, Sesame Street’s first Muppet with autism, Julia, will be featured in new storylines, including the introduction of her family! Four-year-old Julia, a Sesame Street muppet with autism, will star in new episodes and original videos featuring her entire family.

On Apr. 8, HBO and PBS will premiere a brand-new Sesame Street episode that centers around Elmo and Abby Caddaby helping Julia prepare for a haircut, which Julia feels nervous about. The episode was created based on feedback by parents who expressed a need for content that tackled the challenges families like Julia’s face.

The new videos include The “I Love My Family” song, in which Julia’s mother, Elena, father, Daniel, and big brother, Samuel, join Julia and their dog, Rose, to sing a song celebrating family. There’s also “Julia’s Family Gets Ready,” in which Julia’s family gets ready to attend open mic night at Hooper’s Store where Julia steps in to save the day and “Starfish Hug,” in which Julia and Samuel teach Abby Cadabby a new kind of hug to help her through a tough day.

This is all part of the Sesame Street and Autism: See Amazing in All Children initiative, which also includes a new digital interactive activity titled Playground Pals, in which Julia and her brother Samuel head to the playground and stop to help other kids along the way. The campaign is also launching a new ebook titled Circle of Friends, which is focused around Julia standing up for a child with autism against a bully at summer camp.

On Sat., Apr. 6, Barnes & Noble will hold storytime events in over 630 locations nationwide, featuring the recently released Family Forever hardcover storybook. Families can also check out sesamestreet.org/autism for more resources and activities.

—Shahrzad Warkentin

Featured photo: Courtesy Sesame Street Workshop

 

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Marriage is one of the biggest, not-to-be-taken-lightly decisions of your life. Which is why the silly parts of being married—as illustrated by these 22 memes—are so sweet. After all, you and your partner can’t get by on electricity bills (45 years of ’em) alone. Bring on the laugh track!

Sometimes the simplest decisions are the toughest ones.

Follow up question: "Where'd you put it?"

Starfish, meet pencil.

 

“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”

Diamonds AND you. 

What's mine is mine. 

Dare you bring back periwinkle purple when it should be powder purple.

Dude, a Santa sweater with baseball game pants?

After five years, one tends to lose count. 

Agree to disagree.

Can I call a timeout?

Teamwork makes the dream work.

#winning

You've got a point, Homer.

Might want to screenshot this one. It can be a useful decision-making method for a lot of things. 

A typical morning. 

Just out here living our best lives.

But, isn't he adorable?

No words.

Accept that which you can not change. 

So. Many. Choices.

This.

What’s your favorite? Tell us in the comments.

—Ayren Jackson-Cannady

 

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Hair swirling in the ebbing currents, graceful weightlessness, aqua-tinted vision, and of course Ariel of The Little Mermaid are what make little girls daydream about being mermaids. We think a mermaid birthday party is a perfect time to make her (or his!) fanciful dreams come true. Read on to learn how to dazzle your mermaid loving kiddo and her friends with whimsical decor, delicious “seafood” and unforgettable activities.

Look the Part

For the big day (or even just a regular Sunday) if you want the birthday gal or guy to look the part, follow our easy mermaid tutorial. There’s only 5 easy steps! Click here for the scoop.

photo: Erin Feher

Invitations

These message in a bottle invitations are a clever and fun way to let your guests know it’s going to be a fun one. The detailed do it yourself directions at Crafting A Green World lets you add your own personal touch and includes everything you need to know, from cleaning used bottles, to paper staining, and even a colorful wax seal.

If you’re not the craftiest crayon in the box, you can buy a message in a bottle kit at Invitation in a Bottle. For three bucks a pop, they will personalize your invitations, and send you a complete kit including, bottles, sand, shells, and ribbons all in the color and style of your choosing.

Your guests will be giggling with excitement when they see these funny and adorable cards. Send off your little one’s pic to Happy Cat Printables and they will turn her into a virtual mermaid! The invitation is then sent as a jpg or pdf file so you can print out as many as you’d like.

Become a Mermaid

Did you know Mermaid schools are popping up across the country? From a mermaid camp in Florida to a mermaid swimming school in Minnesota, click here for where to take your own little mermaid’s love of everything under-the-sea to the next level.

photo: Sheroes Entertainment

Decorations

Capture the ethereal essence of an underwater kingdom with these delightful decorations. Craftier parents can create some effects themselves, while those more craft-challenged may find some of the store bought items more appealing.

Adorn your party room with these whimsical jellyfish—beautifully displayed here at I Scrap, U Scrap—will make you and your guests will feel as though you are swimming in an underwater wonderland. Color an upside down paper bowl and glue matching ribbons to their bellies; then add googly eyes make them come alive.


AngliesDesignz, available on Etsy, offers the whole Mermaid kit-and-caboodle with their Mermaid Girly Under the Sea Kit. They’ve got the bases covered from cake-toppers to birthday banners, and will deck out your party with these adorable ornaments.

Every little mermaid should be adorned with shells and pearls and no one understands this more than Dominica of Proudest Monkey Photography. She displays a truly whimsical way of capturing a gorgeous party setting with her table top decorations and handmade chair flair shown here via Chickabug.

Food

A mermaid-themed party is a perfect opportunity to get fun and creative with your kiddo’s finger food. Here are some delicious ways to dine on the abundance of the ocean without wrinkling your guests’ noses.

Put an ocean-inspired twist on your classic Chex Mix recipe by adding goldfish crackers, like in this recipe from Brownie Bites. Want more great snack ideas? Click here for more seaside-inspired treats.

photo: Brownie Bites

Get that cool-breeze-in-your-face feeling with this refreshing beverage shown here by High Heeled Hostess.

It’s no stretch of the imagination to think maybe your little mermaid isn’t too keen on eating raw fish. Fret not! You can fake it ’til you make it with this easy, sushi knock-off brought to you by MommyGoggles.

Your guests will be lickin’ their lip when they see this revamped lunchtime classic—starfish pizza and seashell salad. Easy directions courtesy of BubblyNatureCreations.

Sarah at CottonKiwi delivers all things under the sea with these great mermaid munchies. From Octopus weenies to Oyster and Pearl Madeleine cookies, she’s got you covered.

Activities

Everyone knows a mermaid’s only job is to play! Here are some fun aways to celebrate the plight of the mermaid.

Every mermaid princess needs a royal, jewel-encrusted, glittering crown sitting atop her wind-swept hair. Genevieve Gail provides you with a printable template for your little mermaids to decorate to their hearts desire.

Whether your little mermaid is in grade school, or preschool, Easy Party Ideas and Games has a plethora of dancing, throwing, tagging and treasure hunting games—including this one, shown here by Creative Party Place.

Guests will be having a ball when they step inside a mermaid stand-in cut-out. Let them visualize themselves as real mermaids with this cute photo op, shown here by the Party Animal. If your artsy, make one on your own, if not, there are many gorgeous options for purchase.

Get crafty with these underwater-themed sticker snow globes. Directions at the Outlaw Mom are easy and the end result is your mermaid’s own little piece of the ocean.

The Cake

If you’re looking to purchase an over-the-top cake for your little mermaid, here are some gorgeous examples of the endless possibilities.

Carina of The Jet Set is a jack-of-all-trades and one of her many talents is baking. Here she showcases a completely edible, completely gorgeous seaside confection.

Aussie mom Steph Bondville had to share this amazing cake her friend had made for her daughter’s 6th birthday. There’s a surprise inside– the cake is layered aqua ombre.

This buttermilk work of art is just a little slice of what Sweet and Saucy can create. Edible sand? No problem!

Not a professional baker? No problem! Cake-toppers add that special touch to your homemade cake that will take your confection to the next level.

Modern Lux Events will have any assortment of cake topper, from cuddly cute, to downright breathtaking.

Artisan Cake Company offers truly artistic cake toppers, you won’t want to eat them. The best part? They are prepared to ship all over the globe, no matter which ocean your little mermaid swims in.

The cake-toppers at Patricia Minish Designs (via Etsy), add some bling and pizzaz to your cake giving your little mermaid a cake dripping in fantasy.

Party Favors

When the time comes to say good-bye to your little aquatic guests, you’ll want to give them something to remember this amazing experience. Here are some pretty little keepsakes to send them home with.

Guests can rock the mermaid look long after the party ends with these adorable starfish headbands by SunAndSurfCreations.

This mermaid-shaped novelty soap has elegance and utility. Your kids will be partyin’ like a mermaid the next time they hop in the tub with this handmade soap by BlondInABathtub.

Your guests can bring home part of the ocean with them when they wear these cute bottle cap and shell necklaces made by Zanymanilyla Bottle Capz and Jewelz.

Do you have any other ideas to add to make your kiddo’s mermaid birthday party an awesome one? Let us know your tips in the comment section below.

— Lisana de la Torre

You know it’s hard out there for a kid. Parent’s plugging them into five point restraints like they’re phones on a charger. Being told what to eat. Where to sleep. What to say. But you know what? They have no problem telling you they’re not going to take it anymore. Read on for 10 of the weirdest and strangest reasons kids have thrown a tantrum.

photo: Adam Tuttle via flickr

1. Her name. So you’re telling me that I, your mom—who conceived, bore, and birthed you—not to mentioned named you, have been calling you by the wrong name all these years? You’re really Starfish Sunshine? Well I beg your pardon, double-S.

2. The color of his food. Everyone knows a kid in the “I only eat white food” phase. But have you ever met a kid that only eats green? No. Because that kid doesn’t exist. And we dare you to try and find one.

3. The wrong band-aid character. Forget the fact that she doesn’t really need a band-aid in the first place, but woe be the dad who suggests a Darth Vader when what she’s looking for is a Cubby.

4. A hurt ant. Why isn’t anyone helping him save. the. hurt. ant?!? (The one that he accidentally clubbed while trying to save it. That one.)

5. The name of her soccer team. We do kind of have to give it to her on this one. I mean, would you get fired up playing for the Rainbow Donuts? Maybe, but that’s besides the point. She isn’t. And she’s not going to be.

6. Not tickling him long enough. Every parent knows that The Tickle Monster can take on a life of its own. Let it off its leash long enough and the inevitable tickle-me-more meltdown is bound to happen.

7. The dog didn’t walk on the leash the right way. Never mind that the dog is an 80 pound lab that’s been in the family a decade longer than your bio kid. That fur ball should know better than to stop and sniff a hydrant.

8. Someone ate all his muffins. It was him. How dare he?

9. The oven. No, he doesn’t just want to eat cookie dough. He actually wants warm, fluffy cookies. The oven’s just being a problem. Again.

10. She got wet… taking a bath. Colorful boats? Check. Washable wall markers? You bet. Water? What?! Who said anything about water? It was all fun an games until the water part.

How do you know the tantrum revolution has begun? Tell us in the comments section below!

—Shelley Massey