There can never be too many corny jokes on hand

While we don’t recommend quitting your day job and taking these corny jokes on the road (do people still throw rotten tomatoes?), we do promise that if delivered with enough enthusiasm—or by an undeniably cute kid—these cheesy jokes will get some chuckles. And, when you’re done with these, be sure to share our favorite knock-knock jokes, summer jokes, funny dad jokes, and our ultimate list of jokes for kids that are always good for a laugh.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy.

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO.

Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A: A Bed

Q: What do you call an angry carrot? 
A: A steamed veggie.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!

Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: You push it!

Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
A: Wrong.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Q: Why were the fish’s grades bad?
A: They were below sea level.

Q: What do you call a sad berry?
A: A blueberry

Q: Why are cornfields bad places to tell secrets? 
A: They’re full of ears.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.

Kids will love picking their own sweet berries

One of life’s simplest spring pleasures is picking fresh fruit off the vine. Luckily for your entire berry-loving crew, there are dozens of farms and fields across the DMV that offer a pick-your-own experience. Most u-pick farms open for the strawberry season in mid- to late-May and last through June or even early July. This means you and your littles will have nearly 5 straight weeks to fill a bucket (or two) with ripe fruit. We’ve listed 10 of the best strawberry farms below, many of which boast bonus features—from picnic spots to stocked farmers markets and even wagon rides and catch-and-release fishing holes!

Maryland U-Pick Strawberry Farms

Butler’s Orchard

Butler’s is one of the most popular farms in the DMV, located right off I-270 in Germantown, MD. Their pick-your-own summer options include strawberries, sugar snap peas, English peas, black raspberries, blueberries, tart cherries, flowers, blackberries, potatoes, and red raspberries. They also have a big farmers market where they sell their own baked goods, honey, syrups, decorations, and kitchen accessories. You can also stop by the Farmer’s Porch for a quick bite like sandwiches and pizzas, as well as dishes created from seasonal veggies and produce.

Kids will delight in the farm park, which includes a giant slide, pedal tractors, and a chance to see the farm animals. Plus, be sure to check the website for special events and activities, like cooking classes and wine tastings for adults.

Note that since 2020, the farm has moved to a per-container system for picking, so you’ll be filling up a provided container (instead of paying by weight).

When: Tues.-Sun., 9 a.m.-6 p.m. in May and June (strawberries are usually available by Memorial Day weekend although this year they may be a week early)

Cost: $4/person or $3 online, $6/quart, with bigger sizes at $25 and $45

Where: 22200 Davis Mill Rd., Gemantown, MD

Online: butlersorchard.com

Baugher’s Orchard

Baugher’s Orchard has been a family-owned, working fruit and vegetable farm since 1904. It started out as a 60-acre piece of land and has expanded to become a 600-acre operation and one of the largest orchards in MD.

Enjoy a wagon ride from the market to berries where you’ll find field workers who’ll help guide you on your berry-picking journey. There’s also a petting zoo with coin machines filled with animal feed (so bring quarters). If the littles are still bursting with energy, there are two playgrounds to tire them out on. There are also picnic tables for a lunch out, as well as a farmer’s market full of homemade pies, bread, cookies, preserves, and more, and a restaurant serving up locally sourced meals (don’t miss out on the homemade ice cream, made with fruits picked right from the orchard!). Be sure to come back for other pick-your-own crops like peaches, nectarines, apples, pumpkins, and cherries—free pitting machines are available for the latter.

To find out if the strawberries are ripe for the picking, call the hotline before you head out, at (410) 857-0111. Note that backpacks, strollers, coolers, and large bags aren’t permitted in the orchard, so remember to leave those in the car or back home.

When: The market at the orchard will be opening on May 18 (strawberry picking will be available around that time, too). 9 a.m.–5 p.m., 7 days a week

Cost: Admission is $4 per person, ¼ peck box $15 (larger sizes available)

Where: 1015 Baugher Rd., Westminster, MD

Online: baughers.com

Godfrey’s Farm

Located in Queen Anne’s County on the eastern shore of MD, Godfrey’s Farm is an easy 45-minute drive from the Bay Bridge. They’re open every day from mid-April through Labor Day, growing and harvesting the best produce the Eastern Shore has to offer!

Head out to the family farm for a day of u-pick fun featuring the freshest and tastiest strawberries, tart cherries, peaches, and blueberries. The farm also has a beautiful field of PYO flowers for hand-picked bouquets. There are no reservations needed and the farm doesn’t charge an entry fee. You can call ahead to check the status of the farm and its strawberries, at (410) 438-3509. The farm charges b the bucket and has several types of strawberries to choose from, and the berries are grown on raised beds, making them easier to pick.

When: Wed.-Fri., 8 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 8 a.m.-5 p.m., May to Early June

Cost: You must purchase a bucket prior to entering the field (prices change seasonally).

Where: 302 Leager Rd., Sudlersville, MD

Online: godfreysfarm.com

Swann Farms

Just 35 miles from DC, this wholesale fruit and vegetable farm is just a hop, skip, and jump from the city.  Quart and gallon containers are not weighed; once you purchase your picking vessel you are free to squeeze as many juicy berries as you can into the container. Make sure you pack a picnic for those hungry tummies. You can enjoy your home-packed meal under a shaded grove of trees while your kiddos run around.

The farm doesn’t take reservations, but with over 1200 acres of land, you’re sure to find what you need here. Just check the top of the website before you head out to see what’s happening at the farm today. Bring lunch to enjoy at the picnic tables, and stop by the little free library to pick up a new read or donate an old loved tale.

Insider tip: If you are making the trek to this farm, be sure to check out the best Insta-worthy spots nearby.

When: Wed.-Mon. 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Tues. 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Cost: $6/quart container, $23/gallon container

Where: 7740 Swan Ln., Owings, MD

Online: swannfarms.com

Larriland Farm

Strawberry season at Larriland will likely begin in late May when you can also plan to pick kale, chard, turnips, spinach, and radishes (if you can find a way to get your kids to eat these that does NOT involve cheese, please share your genius). Check out their website for a great collection of kid-friendly recipes using all of their produce!

Note: It’s advised to call this farm at (410) 442-2605 or check the website before you go to make sure there is still fruit to pick (it goes fast!). The size of the container determines how many people are allowed to go into the field, something to keep in mind if you have a large group coming.

When: Tues.-Fri., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Cost: Prices change seasonally

Where: 2415 Woodbine Rd., Woodbine, MD

Online: pickyourown.com

Shlagel Farms

This farm has been in operation for 111 years and boasts responsibly grown fruits and vegetables. They’re most well-known for their delicious strawberries, which you can pick by the pound. Unlike a lot of the other farms on this list, Shlagel allows you to bring your own container to fill, so you can reuse one from home.

While you’re here, stop by the greenhouses, where you’ll find beautiful hanging baskets and plant arrangements. If you’re there on a weekend, you can also snag a shake and a shortcake at the milkshake trailer. And definitely don’t miss the strawberry sign photo-op!

Reservations aren’t required and you can check the farm’s Facebook for that day’s status. While there’s a phone number listed on the website, please be aware that this is a home number—don’t call after 8 p.m. or before 6 a.m.

When: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily

Cost: $3.79 per pound

Where: 12850 Shlagel Rd., Waldorf, MD

Online: shlagelfarms.com

Strawberry-Picking Farms in Virginia

Mackintosh Fruit Farm

Located in beautiful Berryville, Mackintosh Fruit Farm is a family-owned PYO farm nestled in the beautiful Northern Shenandoah Valley in Clarke County, VA. Their produce is first-rate, and the pick-your-own crops are well-known as some of the best throughout the area. Their assortment of fruit selections allows their PYO customers early, mid, and late-season varieties.

This year, you can’t make reservations—picking is first-come, first-served, and once an area is picked out, it closes. This means that while the official time for field closing is 5 p.m., it could close earlier. Call ahead before you head out! Their phone number is (540) 955-6225.

When: Thur.-Sat. 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (U-Pick opening date to be announced)

Cost: $2 admission per person, kids under 5 free, prices vary by season

Where: 1608 Russell Rd., Berryville, VA

Online: mackintoshfruitfarm.com

Wegmeyer Farms

If you’re looking for an authentic picking experience and fresh, juicy, strawberries, hit up Wegmeyer Farms in Northern Virginia. You’ll get an intimate experience in a historic venue with picturesque views. The strawberries here are grown on raised plastic beds, so you’ll have an easy time picking clean, crisp berries. Need a little help in the field? They also offer pre-picked berries. And don’t leave without picking up a jar of Wegmeyer Farms strawberry preserves that do something special to toast, crackers, or yogurt.

A reservation is required to visit for strawberry picking. Note that there are no advance reservations—you can only reserve a time slot online the day before or the day of your visit. The farm also offers a drive-thru farmers market that sells fresh items like donuts and freshly squeezed strawberry lemonade.

When: Opens May 8. Times vary; check the website for reservations and time slots.

Cost: $30 per group, which includes your first gallon bucket (holds about 5 lbs of strawberries)

Where: 38299 Hughesville Rd., Hamilton, VA

Online: wegmeyerfarms.com

Messick’s Farm Market

Grab a bucket and pick strawberries and blueberries at Messick’s Farm. Produce isn’t the only food available at this farm market. You can order a fresh batch of oysters! Visit on a weekday to avoid an additional entry fee, or head out on the weekends to take part in the strawberry festival, which includes hayrides, barrel train rides, fake tattoos, zip line, bounce pillow, and more. (Strawberry picking isn’t included in the admission to the festival). Entry to the festival is $13 per person and $8 for seniors (3 and under are free).

While you’re here, you won’t want to miss the farm’s famous homemade frozen custard ice cream, made from local dairy cream. The custard window is open every day from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. and serves up custards (of course), milkshakes, sundaes, cones, and floats. And even if you come on a weekday, kids will still get to romp around in the farm playground, where they can slide, bounce, race rubber duckies, mine for gems, and take hayride tours of the farm.

When: Mon.-Sat., 7 a.m.-7 p.m., Sun., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.

Cost: $5.49/lb, additional entry fee on weekends

Where: 6025 Catlett Rd., Bealeton, VA

Online: messicksfarmmarket.com

Great Country Farms

This over 400-acre working farm is located at the base of the Blue Ridge Mountains, just outside Bluemont, VA. Admission includes u-pick strawberries by the pound, as well as encounters with the farm’s adorable baby bunnies, lambs, and goats. Plus, kids will get to hang out in the 12-acre farm play area! Then, chow down on a treat from the Roosteraunt Concession Stand or the Knead It Bakery, while adults can grab a drink from Henway Hard Cider.

Stop by on May 20, 21, 27, 28, or 29 to check out the strawberry festival, a Jubilee celebration that features live music, contests, wagon rides, family games, and delicious local food. Note that there’s no reservation system for strawberry picking—it’s first come, first served.

When: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. every day

Cost: $4.99/lb plus admission at $12/adult, 10/child or senior, free for 2 and under

Where: 18780 Foggy Bottom Rd., Bluemont, VA

Online: greatcountryfarms.com

 

The time is ripe to hit the farm in Georgia for juicy strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, and peaches (not to mention other perks, like pony rides, tractor rides, corn pits, maybe a CSA box program, and inflatables at some spots). There’s no denying these Atlanta u-pick farms have got it all for families. While different crops ripen at different times, we’ve picked our favorite farms to take the small set for a day of fresh air, berry-stained fingers, and happy hearts. Read on for more about our favorite fields for strawberry (and other berries!) picking fun.

Note: If you’re looking for U-pick apple orchards, we’ve got seven to visit that aren’t too far from the city.

Wild Fern Ranch

Wild Fern Ranch offers around 1000 Certified All Natural (CNG) blueberry bushes of 3 different varieties that yield roughly 500 pound of delish blueberries per week. Open and in season from early June through mid July (check social media pages for details), you can visit from Mon.-Sat. for u-pick from 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Don't miss community days weekly for discounted picking and Friday night events for live music.

12000 Hutchesons Ferry Rd.
Palmetto, GA 30268
404-545-4171

Warbington Farms

Offering a “Farm Fun Park” that includes a petting zoo, corn crib, inflatable slides, bounce house and playground set, this u-pick has the market cornered on farm fun in Forsyth County. Other perks include live bluegrass music and "hey" rides (pricing for Family Fun Park is $9 per child and $5 for ages 12 years and older, plus tax). Strawberry picking hours will be determined by availability and weather, so check here for current conditions before you go.

5555 Crow Rd.
Cumming, Ga
770-380-2920
Online: warbingtonfarms.com

Adams Farm

Blueberries are the newest addition to the u-pick options at Adams Farm in Fayetteville, and since the fields are netted, you don't have to compete with the birds for the berries. Containers are provided, there's a market with fruits and vegetables, and you can visit Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

1486 Georgia Highway 54 West
Fayetteville, Ga
770-461-9395
Online: adamsfarmfayettevillega.com

Washington Farms

At this Watkinsville farm, spring strawberry season begins in mid-April and comes not only with buckets for berry picking, but also four super Saturdays where activities include wagon rides, a petting zoo, a cow train, a corn box, and more. Go later in the summer for blackberries, and pick your pumpkins there in the fall. Just be sure you pick before you play to make sure that the fields don't get picked out early! Open Monday-Saturdays 8 a.m.-6 p.m.; closed Sundays.

5691 Hog Mountain Rd.
Bogart, Ga 30622
770-554-8119
Online: washingtonfarms.net

DJ's U-Pick Blueberry Farm

For a closer-to-town option, DJ's—located a stone's throw from the Gwinnett Braves stadium—specializes in blueberries, but they also have Scottish Highland Cows (Coco & Rudolph) and goats on our farm. Please check DJ's Facebook page daily for hours or call ahead to make sure they are indeed open for the day. Open Monday-Sunday from 8 a.m. until picked out.

1839 Prospect Rd.
Lawrenceville, Ga
678-442-7853
Online: djsupickblueberries.com

Moon Farms Country Market

At Moon Farms Country Market, you'll find over 25,000 plants consisting of two different varieties of strawberries— Camarosa and Chandler. Pick-your-own fresh from the farm, or call ahead and place a pre-pick order. Check the website for fruit availability, and go Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sun. from 2-6 p.m.

3498 GA-72
Colbert, Ga 30628
706-338-0065
Online: moon-farms.com

 

Southern Belle Farm

Head to this 330-acre family farm in McDonough for pick-your-own berries, plus a country market, jumping pillows, a cow train, pedal cars, a hayride, a giant tube slide, and more (all on the weekends). Admission to the farm activities is $8/ person, but the berries are free to pick (you pay for what you pick after you're finished picking). Go Mon.-Fri. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. from 10 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sundays 1-6 p.m. Do yourself a favor and pick up an order of strawberry shortcake (with or without soft serve ice cream) before you leave!

1658 Turner Church Rd.
McDonough, Ga
770-288-2582
Online: southernbellefarm.com

Mercier Orchards

This family orchard, now in its 4th generation, begins picking season with strawberries in mid to late April, then offers blueberries, blackberries, peaches, and apples through the summer and into the fall. Go for the u-picks on select dates, but stay for the bakery and deli, market store, and now a farm winery and cider house.  Open seven days a week from 7 a.m.-6 p.m., but u-picks are available only on select dates, weather permitting.

8660 Blue Ridge Dr.
Blue Ridge, Ga 30513
706-632-3411
Online: mercier-orchards.com

Mitcham Farm

This working farm in Oxford, Georgia offers seasonal u-pick patches for strawberries and blueberries in the spring, blackberries in the summer, and pumpkins in the fall. Hours depend on availability of the crop and the weather, so be sure to check this out before you load the car. In addition to the fields, Mitcham Farm also has homemade strawberry ice cream, strawberry jam, local honey, frog jam, preserves, salsas, fresh produce (depending on availability) and other specialty items for sale at their Farm Stand, in addition to two family swings, a farm animal viewing area, and a picnic area onsite. Go Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sun. from 1-5 p.m., weather permitting. Check their Facebook page for live updates on picking conditions.

797 Macedonia Church Rd.
Oxford, Ga 30054
770-855-1530
Online: mitchamfarm.com

Fleeman's Blueberries

Fleeman’s offers clean potties, a picnic table under the shade of an old oak and eight varieties of Rabbit-Eye, pesticide-free blueberries perfect for little pickers. Prices and hours will vary depending on weather and crop availability, but the picking season typically runs from late June through August. Call ahead to check out the farmer's forecast for the day.

716 Harrison Mill Rd.
Winder, Ga
770-867-3420
Online: fleemansblueberries.com

Jaemor Farms

While they only open their farm for strawberry picking one day a year—this year on May 5—the folks at Jaemor Farm know how to throw a party. In addition to picking, the kiddos will go bananas over the hayrides, petting zoo, farm slide, skeeball and duck races, while you can taste a couple of new recipes at the strawberry cook-off and check out the local vendors at the festival portion of the farm. Don't miss the homemade strawberry milkshakes and fresh milk samples from Mountain Fresh Creamery's mobile dairy unit. Check website for updates on u-pick events.

5340 Cornelia Hwy.
Alto, Ga 30510
770-869-3999
Online: jaemorfarms.com

Remember to always call ahead since farm hours and crop availability are constantly in flux. Also note that many farms are cash only so hit the bank before hitting the road! Don’t forget sunscreen, hats, bug spray, and water.

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Strawberry-picking season has officially begun in Los Angeles (the season usually runs from Mar. through Jun.) so it’s time to don your sun hat and make delicious plans for all the juicy fruit you and the kids will be hauling home. Read below to find the best places in LA to pick strawberries near LA, or if you aren’t into doing the picking yourself and just want to pick-up the freshest berries, we’ve got you covered too.

Underwood Family Farms

Underwood Family Farms is the place to go if you are looking for more than strawberry-picking fun. Wagon rides, an animal center, a retail shop filled with goodies like honey and fresh cut flowers, seasonal events, plus the ability to pick some seasonal vegetables along with the sweet stuff makes this destination a fun, full-day outing for most families. Pull wagons (first come, first served) are available to transport your haul from the fields. 

Pro Tip: Check their Instagram page for strawberry picking updates (the opening of the fields were slightly delayed due to cooler temperatures and to allow more fruit to ripen). 

Hours: Open daily from 9 a.m.—6 p.m.
Cost: Weekdays, $7 per person; Weekends, $10; Special pricing on certain weekends. Kids under 2 are free.

Moorpark & Somis Locations
Online: underwoodfamilyfarms.com

Tanaka Farms

Since 1940, Tanaka Farms has been a real working farm and has produced some of the sweetest strawberries in SoCal. This year, they are offering strawberry picking as part of their u-pick wagon rides that includes: a ride around the farm, family fun in the designated play area, the chance to pick strawberries plus one veggie or, if strawberries aren’t available at the time of your arrival, they’ll substitute for three vegetables depending on crop availability, plus a walk through their education exhibition. If your heart is set on strawberries, know that you can always pick up some pre-harvested strawberries (along with other yummy treats like jams and nuts) from the fresh market stand that is open daily.

Pro Tip: Reservations for strawberry picking tours are required. If strawberries are plentiful this season, they will open up berry picking without requiring a tour. Check their Instagram page for the latest updates on crop availability.

Hours: Wagon rides are available 9:30 a.m.–3:30 p.m.; The Fresh Produce Market Stand is open daily from 9 a.m.–6 p.m.
Cost: $20 per person; kids under 2 are free.

5380 3/4 University Dr.
Irvine
Online: tanakafarms.com

Kenny’s Strawberry Farm
For the past 10 years, Kenny’s has been delivering glorious strawberries to SoCal. Open by reservation this year, don’t forget to save time and space in your belly for a visit to Kenny’s Farm Kitchen for ice cream bars made by DOH Creamery. Check their Instagram page for the latest updates.

Hours: Fri.-Sun. 10 a.m.–5 p.m.
Cost: $17 for a large bucket; $7 for a small bucket

953 Rainbow Valley Blvd.
Fallbrook
Online: kennysstrawberryfarm.com

Carlsbad Strawberry Company

If you’re up for a drive, Carlsbad has the perfect climate for growing some of the juiciest strawberries around. The Carlsbad Strawberry Company’s u-pick fields are now open and offer a fun way to get out of the house with your family for the day. In addition to picking your own, they also have a sunflower maze, free games, and hay pyramids. 

Hours: Fields and strawberry stands are open daily from 9 a.m.–5 p.m.
Cost: $5 general admission. $12 for a bucket admits 1 person. Kids under 5 are free.

1050 Cannon Rd.

Terry Berries: Everyone can agree that just-off-the-vine strawberries taste the best but if you can’t pick them yourself, swing by these locations for harvested-for-you berries. Terry’s Berries, an offshoot of Terry’s Farm, is located in Ventura, CA has been doling out strawberries since 2003. To stay up-to-date with availability, join their newsletter and follow their Instagram page.

Hours: Mon.-Sat. 11:00 a.m.–5:30 p.m. (or until sold out); closed Wed. & Sun.

7618 Telephone Rd.
Ventura
Online: terrysberries.com

Thacker Berry Farms: Serving California for over 25 years, this 5-star reviewed strawberry stand has some passionate fans, claiming the juiciest strawberries around. With 10 locations in and around Los Angeles County and North Orange County, you are sure to be close to one of their stands for a quick pick-up. 

Hours: 10 a.m–5:00 p.m.; closed Sun.

Various Locations
Online: thackerberryfarms.com

–Jennifer O’Brien & Andie Huber & Carmen Garcia-Shushtari

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​Spring is in the air, and there’s no sweeter way to celebrate the season than to visit a local farm and pick berries (be sure to see if they participate in a CSA box while you’re at it). Visiting the farms and learning where our food comes from is a great way to spend the day and enjoy the fresh-off-the-vine sweet treats. So read on for how to navigate the u-pick scene in San Diego and make some delicious memories!

Kenny's Strawberry Farm

Kenny's Strawberry Farm

Looking for fields of juicy red strawberries? Then this is your farm! We are berry pleased to say that Farmer Kenny's main crop is strawberries. Hunt for the biggest red berries your littles can find.

Kenny's is open from now until July, and this season they require reservations to go strawberry picking at their farm. Click here to make a reservation and learn about the process of visiting the farm.

Please be sure to respect social distancing while at the farm, remain patient with others, and stay together as a family. They have 7 acres of beautiful strawberry rows, so finding space shouldn't be a problem, and they encourage you to spread out.

Buckets for berries are $17 per large and $7 per small.

953 Rainbow Valley Blvd.
Fallbrook, CA 92028
951-212-5805
Online: kennysstrawberryfarm.com

Tanaka Farms

Yun C. via Yelp

Head out to Tanaka Farms to pick some sweet strawberries and enjoy a wagon ride around the farm to learn about the importance of farming. You must register with the exact number of guests and a time to enjoy berry picking. $20 per person (kids two and under are free) includes the wagon tour, one fresh veggie picked from the fields, unlimited strawberries off the vine, one quart of strawberries to take home, plus the petting zoo and loads of photo op spots!

5380 3/4 University Dr.
Irvine, CA
949-653-2100
Online: tanakafarms.com

Carlsbad Strawberry Company

Kathy N. via Yelp

Located in Carlsbad, this fourth-generation, family-run U-pick farm is one of the oldest in San Diego County––they've been growing strawberries for over half a century. Go for the ocean view, cool breezes, and bountiful strawberries. If you walk further down the row, you may find even juicier red ones.

The fields are now open every day (weather dependant) 9 a.m.-5 p.m through July. If rain is in the forecast, call 760-603-9608 to make sure they are open. Wear shoes you don't mind getting dirty as it can get muddy. Also available are the corn maze and tractor ride. Food vendors are on-site on the weekends.

Strawberry picking fees:

$5 field admission per person (admits you to strawberry picking area without the bucket).

$12 per person/bucket (about 2 lbs. of strawberries)––kids five and younger are free.

1000 Cannon Rd.
Carlsbad, CA
760-603-9608
Online: carlsbadstrawberrycompany.com

Temecula Berry Company

J C. via Yelp

Like a bolt from the blue, 9-acres of blueberries will be ripe for the picking! This family-owned and operated farm in Temecula is a berry gorgeous destination. Pick a bucket full of blueberries, and you’ve got a memorable afternoon. The blueberry-picking season is short, so the earlier in the season you get there, the better the pickings. Come early or later in the day, as it gets hot in the valley.

U-pick sessions will begin in May (exact date TBD) and will be open Sat. and Sun. from 7 a.m.- 7 p.m. and Monday mornings if there is still ripe fruit available.

Check their website or Facebook page to make sure they're open before heading out.

Prices for the picking containers are:
Small $5
Medium $10
Large $20

Good to know: Farm accepts cash or checks only.

39700 Cantrell Rd.
Temecula, CA 92591
951-225-5552
Online: temeculaberryco.com

Julian Farm and Orchard

Natalya S. via Yelp

A trip to Julian is always fun, but a trip that includes berry picking is even better! Julian Farm and Orchard is the new kid on the block in the u-pick world and will be open for berry picking beginning in June. The farm also has a petting zoo, axe throwing, tractor-pulled hayrides, and tons of photo spots. 

Open Saturdays and Sundays 10-4 pm. Text 951-313-0166 for berry updates.
Admission is $10 per person (kids under 2 are free) and includes ten activity tickets to use on the hayride, axe throwing, or petting zoo. 

Insiders Tip: Julian Mining Company is under the same ownership and is located across the street, so plan to make a day out of your visit.

4444 State Hwy 78
Julian/Wynola
951-313-0166
Online: julianminingcompany.com

 

Tips to Have a Sweet Berry Picking Experience:

  • Wear a hat and sunscreen and pack sunglasses for sensitive eyes.
  • Wear close-toed, comfortable shoes (you’ll be walking through dirt paths on the farms).
  • Always call the farm before you visit to confirm their hours and whether there are enough berries left for picking.
  • Arrive when the farm opens to get the cream of the crop and to pick the fruit in cooler temps.
  • Only pick strawberries that are fully red and ripe, and pick them by pulling on the stem, not the berry.
  • Take along some baby wipes and hand sanitizer to clean sticky hands and faces.
  • Take your camera for plenty of cute photo ops.
  • Once you’re home, don’t wash the berries until you’re ready to eat them (otherwise they spoil more quickly).

––Kimberly Stahl, Nikki Walsh & Beth Shea

featured photo via iStock

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Valentine’s Day just got sweeter—at Costco! The warehouse club has Le Chic Patissier’s heart-shaped macarons back in stock, just in time for the holiday.

The fab French-inspired foodie find was already spotted by Instagram user @costcosisters as early as Jan. 8 and we’re about ready to head to the warehouse ourselves to grab a box or two.

photo: Red Tricycle

Fans of the petite treats may remember Le Chic Patissier’s strawberry-vanilla and raspberry macarons from year’s past. These Valentine’s Day goodies feature vanilla and raspberry flavors. Le Chic Patissier’s website describes the delish delights as, “Using 100% natural ingredients, we source high-quality vanilla from Madagascar and fresh seasonal fruits for the puree.”

Nab a box of 25 for $12.99 at select Costco retailers while these limited-time sweets are still on store shelves.

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