Hilarious Halloween parenting memes and all that candy are only two things we love about October

Your kids have chosen their Halloween costumes (and then changed their minds 1,000 times), the candy has been bought and then restocked and then restocked again, and you’ve lined up all the best Halloween movies on Netflix. Now that you’re ready for the big night, it’s time to grab a mini-Snickers, relax, and laugh at these hilarious Halloween memes about parenting we’re sure you can relate to.

No judgment from us.

Must. Practice. Restraint.

One must always cover one’s tracks

Who’s in charge here??

When it comes to holiday decorations, reason goes out the window

I haven’t had my coffee. Don’t mess with me

 

It’s all about what’s available right now

Related: 41 Hilarious Parenting Memes to Get You Through the Day

This is an emergency!

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And they wonder why we don't want to buy a costume in July

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courtesy Sarcastic Mommy

Hey, no taxation without representation!

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And that's why we unfriended them

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It's just...not...fair!

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We always tell our kids, "Practice makes perfect" 

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No, you cannot substitute Bit-O-Honey

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Wait, does anyone really have a perfect jack-o'-lantern pic?

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If this is you, I don't think we can hang out anymore...

Finally, we're on trend!

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Related: Hilarious Potty Training Memes to Keep You Going when the Going Gets Rough

Guess you didn't get the last text, Fred...

Any red or white will work. Or beer. Just sayin'

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At least we're being honest with ourselves

Kids! They say the darnedest things!

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The good news is, Christmas candy!

How we all got here, pretty much

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And this is how you win parenting, folks

Because reward charts work so well

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Don't even get us started on Christmas

Just modeling good behavior for our kids

Well, that's just despicable!

It's called "Sugar-Induced Memory Loss," it's a thing!

 

 

 

Dia de los Muertos is a day to remember departed friends and family. Use these Day of the Dead recipes to celebrate!

After your kids have ridden the sugar high of Halloween night, take some time on Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) to honor friends and family members who have passed away. The Mexican-originated holiday can spark interesting conversations about life and death. Feed your kiddo’s curiosity by making some Day of the Dead recipes, from traditional Mexican recipes to colorful sugar skull–inspired treats.

Atole de Pinole

Try this delicious, classic Mexican drink! Atole de Pinole has flavors of cocoa, cinnamon, and vanilla mixed with ground corn. It’ll keep you warm on cold, fall days. Get the recipe here.

Dia de los Muertos Pancakes

Try out these sugar skull pancake designs. It’ll put an artistic spin on your celebration.

Pan de Muerto

day of the dead recipes
Mangio da Sola

Make a batch of pan de muerto like this one from Mangio da Sola to celebrate the day. The “bone” decorations on top represent loved ones who have passed away. A simple sweet bread flavored with anise seed and orange, this is sure to be a win with the whole family. 

Mexican Hot Chocolate

Onion Rings and Things

Pair your pan de muerto with a comforting cup of Mexican hot chocolate, like this one from Onion Rings and Things. Rich bittersweet chocolate contrasts beautifully with black pepper to make a spicy but decadent treat.

Day of the Dead Cookies

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Girl versus Dough

These cute cookies from Girl versus Dough are a fun take on sugar skulls. The chocolate cinnamon cookies are delicious, and the kids will love helping decorate them with sprinkles and candies.

Related: 10 Sweet Sugar Skulls for Day of the Dead

Tamales

How to Feed a Loon

Tamales are traditionally served for big celebrations like the Day of the Dead, Christmas, and Mexican Independence Day. Let the kiddos get involved in making this fantastic recipe from How to Feed a Loon. They definitely require time and patience, but the result will be well worth it.

Roasted Vegetable Sopa Azteca

day of the dead recipes
The Bojon Gourmet

Similar to tortilla soup, this dish from The Bojon Gourmet is made with lots of roasted veggies and topped with crispy tortilla strips. It’s easy to customize with your favorite vegetables and cheese, too.

Related: Everything You Need to Celebrate the Day of the Dead

White Chocolate Covered Strawberry Skulls

Growing Up Bilingual

For an easy but delicious take on sugar skulls, try this recipe from Growing Up Bilingual. Candy markers make it a breeze to decorate the white chocolate strawberries. Sugar skulls are traditionally part of the ofrendas (offerings) made to deceased loved ones as part of the Dia de los Muertos celebrations.

Chicken Empanadas

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Food Lovin’ Family

Empanadas might sound tricky to make, but with a few shortcuts from Food Lovin’ Family they’ll be a breeze. Refrigerated pie crust cuts out a lot of the work, and you can let your mini sous chefs help fill the pockets with a chicken mixture and top them off with an egg wash.

Potato Peanut Butter Calavera Candy

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Presley’s Pantry

These cute peanut butter candies from Presley’s Pantry will make the perfect Day of the Dead treat. The best part? They're made out of pantry staples that you probably have on hand.

 

 

 

Do you feel like your home has just been hit with a tsunami of candy? And it’s not even the 31st?! These days trick-or-treating starts early! From mall-o-weens to community trunk-or-treats, at every turn there is an opportunity to grab the sweet stuff before it’s even Halloween. But while your kids count their loot, you’re counting future cavities. Does anyone really need this much sugar? Share the love–and the sugar high–by donating some of that treasure trove of chocolate and sweet goodness. Send a care package to troops overseas, give to ill children who weren’t able to knock on doors in search of candy or celebrate Dental Hygiene Month (October) at a dental office’s Halloween candy buyback program. Kick off the 2019 holiday season with a spirit of giving at these places in and around the DMV.

photo: Hey, It’s Candy! via Yelp

Operation Gratitude
This organization hand-delivers donated candy to First Responder departments in 20 cities. They also package and mail candy to troops.  Find a drop-off location near you at this website or organize a candy collection drive of your own. Note: Include handwritten notes and drawings to really sweeten the package.

Online: www.operationgratitude.com

photo: Brennon H. via Yelp

Soldiers’ Angels Treats for Troops
Consider organizing collections at your place of work or drop off your excess candy at a nearby business. To get a sense of what you’d be part of, consider that Soldiers’ Angels has sent nearly 880,000 packages to service members, veterans, wounded heroes and military families over the past 16 years. 

Online: soldiersangels.org

photo: Young Champions via Yelp

Operation Stars and Stripes’ Operation Trick-or-Treating for the Troops
You know it and I know it: You’ll be drowning in candy. Your friends and neighbors probably will be too. So plan ahead and sponsor a drive to collect extra candy to send to the troops. Here are some other items topping troops’ wish list that you can stick in the package: postage stamps, Ziploc bags (gallon and quart size), new DVDs, new CDs, unscented wet wipes, pistachios and beef jerky.

Online: operationstarsandstripes.org

photo: Juushika Redgrave via Flickr 

Operation Shoebox
Founded in 2003 by a mom of five children and two sons-in-law who served in the military, this organization sends 800 to 1,000 care packages per week. Add some of your Halloween candy to them. FYI: Operation Shoebox collects candy year-round, so you don’t have to wait for Oct. 31.

Online: operationshoebox.com

photo: clappstar via Flickr

Germantown Dental Service
A number of local orthodontist, dentists and other local businesses offer creative exchanges (think stickers, toothbrushes and glow sticks) for all things sugar. Your candy is shipped off to the troops, while your kiddo is gifted a non-cavity forming treat. Germantown Dental Services has been a proud supporter of the Buy Back program.

Online; http://www.drrajsandhu.com/

photo: Pixabay

Halloween Candy Buy Back 
To find a lengthy list of more locations paying kids off for their Halloween candy, check out this website: halloweencandybuyback.com. Be sure to contact the location you plan to visit because each office has its own deadlines and drop-off times.

Online: halloweencandybuyback.com

—Stephanie Kanowitz and Meghan Yudes Meyers

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It might seem hard to believe, but there really are more than just three songs than those your kids listen to on repeat ad nauseum. The Grammy nominees for Best Children’s Album have just dropped they offer an awesome mix of new tunes to shake up your playlists for when you just can’t listen to “How Far I’ll Go” or “Shake It Off” one more time.

Scroll on to see who’s in the running for the best kids tunes of the year.

All The Sounds (Lucy Kalantari & The Jazz Cats)

Lucy Kalantari

Is your kiddo really just an old soul at heart? This album takes all the swingin' beats of the jazz hot era and combines it with delightful, inspired tunes. Think Squirrel Nut Zippers for the younger set. Get it here on Amazon.

Building Blocks (Tim Kubart)

Tim Kubart

Tim Kubart's album has a total Postal Service vibe with catchy, upbeat tracks that were practically made for summer road trips. Get it here on Amazon.

Falu's Bazaar (Falu)

Falu

This album is a musical tour of South Asia, with both Falu and kids singing along throughout the album. Your kiddo won't be able to keep themselves from dancing to super poppy Bollywood-esque tunes like "Tararum Pumpum" and "Bazaar." Get it here on Amazon.

Giants Of Science (The Pop Ups)

The Pop Ups

This album takes trendy, space-y synth-pop tunes and gives it the coolest, nerdiest, science-y-est spin ever. With tracks like "Meteor Dinosaur" and "How Do We Know?" this album is basically an ode to all things STEM. Get it here on Amazon.

The Nation of Imagine (Frank & Deane)

Frank and Deane

Is "hyper" a genre? If so, this frenetic, high-energy kids' album is chock full of tunes like a musical sugar high. Songs like "I Blew a Kazoo at the Zoo" and "Ants in My Pants" pretty much sum up the entire feel of this album: fun like whoa. Snag your copy from Frank & Deane's website.

Can’t pick just one? Check out these albums and more tunes from these Grammy-nom’ed children’s artists on our Spotify playlist below!

Happy listening!

—Keiko Zoll

 

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One of the latest contenders to arrive at Seattle’s growing doughnut scene is General Porpoise in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. Open for just a short time, this eatery is already becoming a number one stop for custard filled doughnuts and a tasty cup of joe. Put aside those “eat healthier” resolutions (if you haven’t already) and read on for the delish deets.

photo: Natalia Dotto Photography

Curds, Custards and Creams. Oh my!
Before you grab the Littles and run out to taste one of these delicacies, you should know there are no fluorescent pink-iced or sprinkle covered doughnuts to be found in the case here. General Porpoise doughnuts are delicate clouds of fried dough, slathered with sugar and filled with jams, creams, custards and curds made fresh with LFdA farm eggs. Vanilla custard (one of our favorites!), chocolate marshmallow and lemon curd are mainstays along with a couple of rotating seasonal fillings (think peaches and cream, plum jam and white nectarine jam), depending on the day and what local purveyors provide.

photo: Natalia Dotto Photography

What’s likely to catch your small fry’s attention is the eye level case of several dozen sugar-laden doughnuts, the hot pink espresso maker, that ever so sweet blue porpoise on the cups of steamed milk, lattes and Americanos and the absolute deliciousness of the entire tiny cafe. Little legs will need a boost to get into the tall bar seats at the garage-style front window, but they will be able to peer outside while devouring doughnuts and licking sugar covered lips and fingertips.

photo: Natalia Dotto Photography

Get ‘Em Before They’re Gone
General Porpoise pastry chef, Clare Gordon, fries up dozens and dozens (and dozens!) of doughnuts every day, hoping to have enough to last until at least 2 p.m.; they close at 3 p.m.. For parents who need a little more fuel than the high-octane of an Americano, General Porpoise has a fridge with bubbles and wine.

photo: Natalia Dotto Photography

Work off the Sugar High
After you and your crew have devoured your share of doughnuts, walk off the sugar overload with a stroll to Cal Anderson Park, less than a half mile away on 10th Ave. This park has plenty of paths to run, walk or scoot along, a children’s play area, a number of oversize chess boards and plenty of space to run off the crazies.

Good to Know
Doughnuts are available for pre-order. Give them a ring and 10 freshly made doughnuts, chef’s choice, will be ready for pick up. Note: fillings vary day-to-day, but they will try to accommodate tastes depending on what’s available. The latest in Renee Erickson’s food empire, General Porpoise sits on East Union St. next to two more of her popular (and super tasty!) restaurants, Bar Melusine and Bateau.

General Porpoise
1060 E. Union St.
Seattle, Wa 98122
206-900-8770
Online: gpdoughnuts.com
Open: Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m.

Have you been to General Porpoise? What’s your favorite flavor? Dish in the Comments below!

— Natalia Dotto

photo: @sara_abrate_rodan_fields via Instagram

For most kids, Halloween means a free-for-all sugar high. But if you’re the parent of a kid with allergies, you know first hand the disappointment a kid feels when their big score is reduced to virtually nothing.

Enter the Teal Pumpkin Project, a national campaign that is encouraging parents to offer an allergy-friendly alternative to traditional candy. By setting a teal colored pumpkin outside your home, you’re sending a message to Halloween-goers that your home offers alternative non-edibles to accommodate children with various food allergies.

Get creative and offer treats like pens or pencils, vampire teeth, glow sticks and stickers. The stores are stocked this time of year with all kinds of sweet little items all kids will love and you’ll feel good knowing that you are making it possible for all kids to enjoy the sweetest part of Halloween.

What non-food treats would you hand out to trick-or-treaters?

— Francesca Katafias

Nothing says summer like ice-cream covered faces. But we’re betting every kid in town is having the same craving, and as the days get longer, so does the line at your local ice cream shop. We suggest ditching the crowds and serving up some scoops yourself with a sweet ice cream play date. In addition to making your kids’ day, you’ll get to make memories to last long after the last bite of cone has been crunched. Read on to find out how to throw the perfect ice cream playdate, and be inspired by the slideshows we created with our friends in a snap using the RealTimes app!

The Location
Big backyards (in close proximity to the freezer) are the obvious choice—the chocolate and vanilla of venues. But this could be the perfect time to set up in your local park (the starwberry balsamic of play date spots, maybe?), where kids can run and spin off that sugar high while exploring a new locale. We chose the San Francisco Botanical Gardens because they meet a few important criteria: There’s a pretty, spacious lawn for picnicking; there is no playground in sight (playgrounds mean lots of other kids who can detect ice cream and sprinkles from a mile away. Unless you plan on bringing enough to feed the neighborhood, a more secluded place is better); there are literally acres of trails, paths and forests for them to explore; and finally, it’s pretty much impossible to take a bad photo against such a gorgeous backdrop. (We used the RealTimes app to create fun slideshow combining all of our pictures and videos)

The Set-Up
The thought of hauling in your own sundae set-up may make you want to melt, but if you keep it simple, it can be as easy as any normal playdate. Ask each parent to bring a topping, and minimize the trash by packing a couple sturdy bowls, spoons and cups. We teamed up with Mrs. Peasy, a local party in a box purveyor who threw together a no-fuss crate filled with everything we needed: picnic blankets, bowls, napkins, spoons and even cute mason jars for water.

The Supplies
Ice cream may be the star, but it’s the supporting characters that really make an ice cream play date shine. We went with whipped cream, sprinkles, chocolate sauce and dye-free maraschino cherries. For the ice cream, we dropped by our favorite scoop shop, La Copa Loca, before the afternoon rush and picked our six favorite flavors. Most shops can fill pints or even half pints with your flavors of choice. We went with smaller containers and a bigger variety of flavors. We even scored half-a-dozen waffle cones. To transport the ice cream, we just used a couple of the countless insulated lunch bags we had laying around the house, paired with a cooling pack. Once at the park, we stashed the cooler in a shady spot, and never suffered any ice cream soup catastrophes.

And Don’t Forget to Take Pictures!
We had five photo-happy moms at our playdate, and all the slurping and strawberry-covered smiles had us snapping ourselves silly. Because we were all using the RealTimes photo story creation app, we were able to easily combine all of our best shots to create a handful of slideshows that capture the whole sweet experience. The best part? Because we were able to share photos with each other seamlessly, our slideshows actually included pictures of us moms, too! Try the free app for yourself by downloading it here. And happy scooping!

Download the Real Times app: realtimes.real.com

Do you have any tips on pulling off an extra sweet play date this summer? Let us know in the comments below! 

—Erin Feher

Images by Anna Chiu, Vanessa Wauchope Walstead, Terra Andrews, Jennine Jacobs (aka Mrs. Peasy) and Erin Feher

Bring your memories to life with RealTimes. Easily create montage Stories from your photos and videos. With RealTimes you can customize these Stories with your own music and titles, and share them with friends and family either privately or through social media. RealTimes also lets you safely store all of your media and Stories in a secure cloud that you can access from any device or computer, anytime – your moments are always with you. Share your moments, tell your story.

Are you eager to introduce your kids to camping, but not quite sure they  – or you –  are ready for an overnight camping trip? Shepherd the little ones into a lifetime love of the great outdoors, (and follow in the footsteps of some of our favorite Red Tricycle dads) by way of a camping breakfast.

What’s a camping breakfast? It contains all the fun elements of camping including campfire stories, s’mores, nature explorations and getting filthy dirty, without the hassles of campsite reservations, sleepless nights, port-a-potties and animal invasions.


Here’s how it works:

  •  Pick a location at a nearby park, beach or open space that allows campfires or barbeques. Heck, even your backyard will do, in a pinch.
  • .Pack your car the night before with all the essentials, including sleeping bags, a frying pan, breakfast goodies (we like bacon and Batter Blaster instant pancake mix), coffee, hot chocolate, s’mores ingredients, cups, plates and utensils.
  • Wake the kids at the crack o’ dawn (pssst…bonus points if you do this noiselessly while your partner sleeps in) and load them into the car in their pajamas and slippers. Tip: If you let them sleep in their sleeping bag the night before and you can just scoop them up and deposit them into their carseats.
  • Tent is optional, but definitely adds to the ambience.

When you arrive at your destination, let the kids enjoy hot chocolate in their sleeping bags and share campfire stories while you set up camp and prepare breakfast. After breakfast, have the kiddos hunt for the perfect s’more stick, as you polish off another cup of joe while breathing in that fresh mountain (backyard?) air.

Once the kids have downed five or six charred marshmallow-y delights, it’s time to burn off that sugar high. Hiking, bug-collecting, butterfly catching and splashing in the water are some of our favorite post-s’mores activities. Note: Running around the great outdoors in Star Wars pajamas ups the fun factor 10x.

When the little ones run out of steam, you can still pack up the car and make it home in time for afternoon naps. For all (you’ve earned it!). 

The top photos in this post are from Lake Lagunitas, in Marin County, California (courtsey of Steven McConnell and Peter Boland, the dads behind the camping breakfast concept, which is now a monthly event) and last is from  www.cookingwithmykid.com (in case you’re in search of the perfect s’mores recipe).

Need tips on where to try a camping breakfast in your area? Post in the comment section below and we’ll reply with our recommendations.

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