Ugly, but make it fashion. Ugly Christmas sweaters are here.

There’s nothing as iconic as the ugly Christmas sweater. Oh, sure, they started out being worn un-ironically (over turtlenecks and paired with a festive brooch, right? We know you’re picturing it now.), but they’ve become a seasonal staple that isn’t going anywhere. Have you been resisting this trend? It’s time to embrace it. Do you already have a collection of jolly jumpers? We’re ready to help you add to it. Either way, these sweaters are the icing on the Christmas cake (Yule log?). Parties, Christmas Day, casual Friday…you need one. Or two. Whatever.

Hilariously ugly to adorably snuggly, this is the ultimate sweater guide. Oh, and if you hate sweaters, or live somewhere that it just would be miserable to wear one, we thought of that, too. There’s tees, sweatshirts, button-downs, and even an apron in here. For adults, for kids, and for pets—we made sure to include anyone who needs some extra holiday style. And make sure to note shipping cut-off dates! It’s coming fast.


For the Adults

'A Christmas Story' Sweater

Fun.com

Is there anything more iconic than A Christmas Story? We'll wait in this fun sweater while you think.

'A Christmas Story' Sweater ($34.99)—Buy Here!

Mele Kalikimaka Sweater

Fun.com

Sand and Santa? We have no complaints. Even in the coldest climates, you can bring a little Hawaiian holiday into your days.

Mele Kalikimaka Sweater ($9.99+)—Buy Here!

Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater

Amazon.com

Tastefully tacky, this one is a lot of fun (and actually, it's a super flattering silhouette).

Merry Christmas Tacky Tassels Sweater ($44.95)—Buy Here!

Llama Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Fa-la-la-la-llama, And yes. He has reindeer antlers. Of course.

Llama Christmas Sweater ($28.37)—Buy Here!

Tasteless Tinsel Sweater

Amazon

Get ready to compete with the actual Christmas tree in this one!

Tasteless Tinsel Sweater ($59.95)—Buy Here!

Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater

Amazon.com

If you run a little hot, or your holidays aren't snowy, this tee has the same sentiment as a classic sweater but less...sweaty.

Too Hot for Sweaters Sweater ($19.95)—Buy Here!

Ugly Christmas Hoodie

Amazon

Who doesn't love a holiday hoodie? We sure do.

Ugly Christmas Hoodie ($38.99) Amazon—Buy Here!

Skiing Santa Sweater

Amazon

Santa ready for the slopes is as appropriate as it comes!

Skiing Santa Sweater ($30.41+)—Buy Here!

T-Rex Sweater

Amazon

Maybe you didn't know, but dinosaurs love the holidays.

T-Rex Sweater ($67.95), Amazon—Buy Here!

Ugly Christmas Shirt

Amazon

If sweaters and t-shirts aren't your cup of egg nog, may we suggest this dapper button-down?

Ugly Christmas Shirt ($28.95)—Buy Here!

Metallic Christmas Light Sweater

Amazon

This one falls on the cute side of things, and we'd suggest pairing it with faux leather leggings!

Metallica Christmas Light Sweater ($54.95)—Buy Here!

'Star Wars; Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

A (Christmas) lightsaber battle is ideal for any Star Wars fan.

Star Wars Christmas Sweatshirt ($41.95)—Buy Here!

Don't Stop Believin' Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

You heard what Journey said. Bet you didn't know that it doubled as a Christmas song.

Don't Stop Believin' Christmas Sweatshirt ($27.79+)—Buy Here!

Reindeer Sweater

Amazon

Another more classic than ugly sweater, we think it's pretty cute and 100% party-ready.

Reindeer Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

Any Seinfeld fan will absolutely appreciate this sweatshirt.

Festivus Christmas Sweatshirt ($34.99-$36.99)—Buy Here!

Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Look, if you're going to continue rockin' the gym through the season, you should absolutely brag about it.

Reindeer Gainz Christmas Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress

Amazon

The scarf belt is what really pulls it together, we think.

Snowman Christmas Sweater Dress ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Baseball Santa Sweater

Amazon

Who's ready for serious reindeer games?

Baseball Santa Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Unicorn Christmas Cardigan Sweater

Amazon

Uh, Christmas is magical and so are unicorns so this all adds up.

Unicorn Christmas Cardigan Sweater ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Festive Flamingo Christmas Sweater

Amazon

This is adorable, and not just because our shopping editor happens to have a thing for flamingos. 

Festive Flamingo Christmas Sweater ($49.95)—Buy Here!

Retro Santa Sweater

Amazon

This is...the worst thing we've ever seen. And also the greatest. It's a lot. So...pretty much the perfect ugly Christmas sweater.

Retro Santa Sweater ($49.99)—Buy Here!

Christmas Sweater Apron

Amazon

Flaunt your baking skills and festive fashion with this one.

Christmas Sweater Apron ($21.00)—Buy Here!

Pink Christmas Tree Sweater

Target

If you'd rather be a bit more subtle in your sweater selection, this is the one for you.

Pink Christmas Tree Sweater ($32.99)—Buy Here!


For the Kids

Pizza Christmas Sweater

Amazon

Not all kiddos like traditional holiday food, and we're totally fine with that!

Pizza Christmas Sweater ($44.95)—Buy Here!

Santa & Snowman Hoodie

Amazon

For kiddos who don't like how sweaters feel, this soft hoodie is just 'ugly' enough.

Santa & Snowman Hoodie ($13.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Hat Christmas Dress

Amazon

We aren't excluding dresses from the list, especially not when they resemble a Christmas tree that Cindy Lou Who would wear.

Santa Hat Christmas Dress, ($21.95)—Buy Here!

Construction Christmas Sweater

Amazon

The yellow and black construction cone "trees" got us.

Construction Christmas Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt

Amazon

The non-traditional colors really make this one pop.

Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweatshirt ($26.99)—Buy Here!

Sea Sleigher Sweater

Amazon

We would've called this one 'Santa Jaws' but it's fine. Still cute.

Sea Sleigher Sweater ($29.95)—Buy Here!

Christmas Present Sweater

Amazon

Our kids are our favorite gifts, to be fair.

Christmas Present Sweater ($29.99)—Buy Here!

 


For the Pets

Oh Norman! Cozy AF Holiday Sweater

Oh Norman!

Oh Norman! is a dog care line founded by Kaley Cuoco, and has the cutest gifts for dog lovers (all available for under $50). There's even pet owner goodies, too, and a portion of all purchases are donated to animal rescue organization. That's a gift that keeps on giving.

Oh Norman! Cozy AF Holiday Sweater ($35.00)—Buy Here!

Antler Pet Christmas Sweater

Amazon

This one comes with a hood that has attache antlers. Need we say more?

Antler Pet Christmas Sweater ($18.99)—Buy Here!

Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater

Amazon

What if they wore a Christmas tree instead of destroying one?

Christmas Tree Pet Christmas Sweater ($12.99)—Buy Here!

Santa Riding Pet Sweater

Amazon

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. And so good (just read all the reviews, actually).

Santa Riding Pet Sweater ($23.99)—Buy Here!

Pet Wreath Scrunchie Collar

Amazon

This is a great alternative for furry family members who don't do well with pet clothes.

Pet Wreath Scrunchie Collar ($19.99)—Buy Here!

Gingerbread Playhouse Pet Sweater

Target

Gingerbread pretty much scream the holidays. Uh...bark the holidays?

Gingerbread Playhouse Pet Sweater ($13.00)—Buy Here!

Christmas Trees Pet Hoodie

Target

For dogs who get warm easily, or if you live in a mild climate, this sporty pet hoodie is the perfect way to go.

Christmas Trees Pet Hoodie ($10.00)—Buy Here!

 

 

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When the temps dip and the trees turn all shades of orange, it’s time to hit the trails

Leaves are changing color, and there’s a fresh autumnal smell in the air—what a good excuse to explore the great outdoors! Pull on your hiking boots, grab plenty of water, and perhaps a sweater too—because fall is the perfect season for hitting the trail with your little adventurers. From mountain rambles and forested strolls to historic walks and more, you can discover them all this fall.

Best Fall Hikes in the West

Cascade Springs | Provo, UT

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Teeming with natural beauty and wildlife all year, Cascade Springs is especially nice in the fall. Boardwalk trails lead you over bridges and around the artesian springs, with waterfalls tumbling down limestone terraces into pools. Aspens, maples, and oaks provide the fall color. Watch out for moose!

Insider Tip: You’ll enjoy the journey as well as the destination—it’s a scenic drive up American Fork Canyon to get to Cascade Springs.

Online: gohebervalley.com/Cascade-Springs

Mt. Rainier National Park | Pierce and Lewis County, WA

This dormant volcano erupts with color in the fall. Drive to Sunrise, the highest point you can reach by vehicle, in early fall and take the Mt. Rainier Gondola (with the whole fam, including pooch) to the summit of Crystal Mountain. You can hike along the ridge for beautiful views of Mt. Rainier amid snowmelt and fall sunshine (accessible only through September). Later in the fall try the Alta Vista, Naches Peak Loop, and Moraine trails. There’s lots of wildlife to spot, including friendly mule deer.

Insider Tip: Check out our guide to the Naches Peak Loop Trail and, if you've got littles, you may enjoy Five Fall Hikes for Kids Five and Under.

Online: nps.gov/mora

Breckenridge, CO

teen girl hiking in the mountains above Breckenridge
Kate Loweth

When you first think of Breckenridge, chances are you think of it as a premier destination for skiing and other winter sports. We actually think that the fall is really the ideal time to head to Breckenridge as its elevation makes it one of the first spots in the country to welcome autumn. The town itself sits at just over 9,000 feet in elevation and there are numerous hiking options nearby. We particularly liked driving up Boreas Pass Road to the Black Powder Pass trailhead. This hike takes you above the tree line and is perfect for seeing the whole area from above. Keep your eyes peeled for mountain goats and moose while you are there! 

Castle Rock State Park | Los Gatos, CA

On a high ridge in the Santa Cruz Mountains, Castle Rock State Park boasts amazing rock formations (called “bosses” by geologists). The best hike for families is the Castle Rock Loop which takes you through a mossy madrone forest. There’s easy bouldering for kids along the trail (no equipment needed) and you can take a short detour to Castle Rock Falls.

Insider Tip: After your hike, explore the nearby little town of Los Gatos.

Online: parks.ca.gov

Hug Point Beach | Cannon Beach, OR

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Slip off your shoes, and go for a hike along one of the quietest and most beautiful beaches on the Oregon coast. Skip rocks, and explore caves, coves, and waterfalls. Be sure to come at low tide—there’s more underwater life to see, tide pools to be discovered, and you can walk further down the beach. Low tide also reveals an old stagecoach trail (stagecoaches used to “hug” the edge to avoid the tides, hence the name of the beach). In the Portland area? Check out our recommendations for where to see fall colors.

Insider Tip: Dogs can slip off their leashes too! This off-leash beach means freedom for Fido and the kids.

Online: oregonhikers.org

Palomar Mountain State Park | San Diego County, CA

A nice escape from the bustle of the city, the cool forests and meadows of Palomar Mountain have a similar climate to the Sierra Nevada Mountains many miles to the north, making it a welcome change from the hot temps of this region. Start out on the easy Doane Valley Nature Trail—there are many forks on the trail (make sure you don’t get lost) connecting to other trails and more adventures. If you take the fork to the French Valley Trail you'll wander through woodlands and meadows to a waterfall. If you want to start the littles out on something easier first, check out Best San Diego Hikes for Kids under Five.

Insider Tip: The unusual climate means that some creatures here are unique to Palomar Mountain. Look out for the Palomar Banana Slug—sure, you can find their relatives in Northern California and the Pacific Northwest but these guys are the only banana slugs to survive in SoCal!

Online: palomarsp.org

Coconino National Forest | Sedona, AZ

Arizona’s red rock country is breathtaking year-round, but it explodes with color in the fall. There are some beautiful hikes around Sedona, including the West Fork of Oak Creek Canyon which takes you along the canyon floor by a stream and across stepping stones, and the Broken Arrow Trail which will lead you up to the Devil’s Dining Room sinkhole, Submarine Rock, Mushroom Rock, and more gorgeous vistas.

Insider Tip: Fall is the perfect time for hitting the trails in Sedona, as temps cool down, making hiking more pleasant.

Online: fs.usda.gov/asnf

Solstice Canyon | Malibu, CA

Your fam, including your four-legged kids, can hit the trails in the Santa Monica Mountains. The Solstice Canyon Loop is a cool shaded canyon hike. Populated with local deciduous trees, you’ll be sure to spot some falling yellow and red leaves through the beginning of December. You’ll see the Keller House (the oldest stone building in Malibu), and the Solstice Waterfall and creek. There's lots to explore including the ruins of a 1950's ranch. Look out for alligator lizards on the trail! For other fall color hikes in the Los Angeles area, take a look at where to see fall colors.

Insider Tip: If you scramble up the rocky trail to the top of the waterfall in Solstice Canyon you’ll find some awesome pools, but please be careful!

Online: nps.gov/samo

Best Fall Hikes in the South

Caprock Canyons State Park, TX

Bats and bison make their home in Caprock Canyons State Park. Fall brings cool temps, perfect for hiking with the family, and if you can stay up late, there's amazing stargazing too. Try the one-mile Mesa trail, or take in a small section of the Caprock Canyons Trailway, which spans 41 miles, and crosses 46 bridges and a railroad tunnel.

Insider Tip: If you visit in early fall, you can catch the Mexican Free-Tailed Bats of Clarity Tunnel before they migrate south for the winter.

Onlinetpwd.texas.gov/state-parks/caprock-canyons

Related: Stargazing 101: Your Guide to Mastering Astronomy with Kids

Great Smoky Mountains | NC, TN, GA

Each fall, the Smokies are awash with bright colors—this mountain range is home to over 100 native species of tree, many deciduous—making the Smokies one of the best places in the country to view fall foliage. Kid-sized hikes include Baskins Creek Falls and Schoolhouse Gap. You can see the sweep of color making its way down the mountains, as fall changes come first to the higher elevations, then gradually reach the foothills. For more Georgia fall color, check out: 3 Places to See Fantastic Fall Foliage

Insider Tip: Head over to the Smokies' fall color website to find the best time to hit the trail.

Online: nps.gov/grsm/index.htm

Related: These Cozy Cabins Are Perfect for Your Next Smoky Mountains Visit

Best Fall Hikes in the Midwest

Glacier National Park | MT

Mid-September to Mid-October is a great time to visit Montana's glorious Glacier National Park—the summer rush of visitors is over, and the leaves of the larch trees are turning a beautiful shade. Rob Taylor, of 2 Travel Dads blog, recommends the Avalanche Lake trail in Lake McDonald Valley or Redrock Falls in the Many Glacier Valley. Avalanche Lake is a short hike where you'll cross over streams and walk through woods to the lake. Redrock Falls is a little more challenging, but you'll be rewarded with amazing views of the mountains.

Insider Tip: Rob says hikers may be able to paddle in some of the lower levels of Redrock Falls, but use caution, of course!

Online: nps.gov/glac

Related: The Very Best Family Travel Blogs to Bookmark Now

Sand Run Park | Akron, OH

Summit Metro Parks

This Ohio park is full of history; the Portage Path running through it was once the western border of the United States. Today, you can follow that historic route, or take one of many other trails in the park. Look out for the plentiful wildlife (including screech, barred, and great horned owls and red, gray, and fox squirrels). You'll also spy some awesome fall colors.

Insider Tip: Take part in Summit Metro Parks Fall Hiking Spree, which will take you to some amazing parks and trails—from caves and marshes to steep valleys and waterfalls. This annual event has been going since 1964 and encourages families to explore the many trails in their community.

Online: summitmetroparks.org

Rock Cut State Park – Rockford, Il

So named because it was chiseled through the rocks by a river—this state park has lots of activities for the whole family year-round but is especially lovely in the fall when leaves are painted with red and gold. There’s a lot of wildlife to be seen, including deer, fox, muskrat, beaver, and woodchuck (perhaps you can find out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck). There are a few easy hikes in the park including one that loops around a lake. Nearby, you’ll find the town of Rockford—the place where pioneers once forded the fast-moving Rock River in their wagons. Here are some more colorful spots for fall family strolls in the Chicago area.

Insider Tip: Your little hikers can do a spot of bird watching in this park. See if you can spot a Great Blue Heron and a Ruddy Duck. If you're REALLY lucky you may see the elusive Snow Goose!

Online: dnr.illinois.gov/Parks/

Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore | Munising, MI

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15 miles of colorful sandstone give the towering cliffs of Pictured Rocks their name. You’ll find caves, arches, and unusual rock formations, all naturally stained by minerals from Lake Superior. This National Lakeshore has wonderful fall hikes that capture the beauty of both the cliffs and the changing of the seasons. The Chapel Trail Mosquito Falls Loop is a great hike for families with big kids; it takes you past two waterfalls and along part of the 42-mile Lakeshore Trail with spectacular scenery. It’s not recommended for the littles as the trail goes along the clifftops. Families have several nature trails and day hikes to choose from including hikes to waterfalls, shipwrecks, dunes, and the Au Sable Lighthouse.

Insider Tip: After your hike, hop on a boat cruise to get a good look at the cliffs from a different vantage point.

Online: nps.gov/PIRO/

Best Fall Hikes in the East

Staunton River State Park | Scottsburg, VA

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One of the six original state parks that opened in 1936, Staunton River has a variety of terrain—from woodlands and meadows to the sandy shoreline of Buggs Island Lake. Much of the landscape is unchanged from the times when Revolutionary and Civil War troops camped here. There are several hikes to choose from but the best one to try with mini-hikers is the easy Tutelo Trail.

Insider Tip: Staunton River State Park is certified by the International Dark-Sky Association. This means the night skies are very dark there and minimally impacted by city lights. The park hosts Star Parties throughout the year.

Onlinedcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/staunton-river

Angel Falls, Rangeley Lakes | Franklin County, ME

You’ll hike through a forest of sugar maple, American beech, and yellow birch to get to one of Maine’s highest and most spectacular waterfalls. Angel Falls gets its name from the shape the cascading water makes—some say it looks like an angel’s wings. This short hike follows mountain streams (you’ll have to scramble over boulders and do a bit of wading to cross them, but it's still family-friendly). Depending on how much water is flowing at the time you’re there, you may be able to make it to the base of the falls. If you do, look up for amazing views.

Insider Tip: “There’s gold in them thar hills” ... people used to pan for gold up here but the real gold in this forest is maple syrup‚ these sugar maples make syrup that's double the usual sweetness!

Online: rangeley-maine.com/attractions

Wawayanda State Park Sussex and Passaic County, NJ

There are many easy trails along the wooded shoreline of this park (and one very challenging one—the Appalachian Trail). The Cherry Ridge Trail travels alongside Lake Wawayanda, across a stone bridge, by beaver ponds to a rare swamp of White Atlantic Cedar. The Cedar Swamp Trail will take you across the swamp on boardwalks and through rhododendron tunnels.

Insider Tip: Civil War buffs, look out for the ruins of a charcoal blast furnace used to produce iron for the Union armies. You might also spot mine shafts belonging to the abandoned Wawayanda Mine.

Online: nj.gov

Need an easy costume? Try an ugly Halloween sweater

Christmas doesn’t have the market cornered when it comes to ugly sweaters. With Halloween right around the corner, the spook-tacular holiday is giving your Santa gear a run for its money! That’s right, ugly halloween sweaters are a thing. Who knew?

HalloweenCostumes.com is gearing up with tons of ugly Halloween sweaters that are pure autumn awesomeness. And bonus, now you can dress up without a full-on costume. Here are some of our faves so you can embarrass your kids while celebrating the holiday—and that is a win, win.

The Nun, $40

Pennywise, $40

Annabelle, $40

Along with ugly sweaters for adults, you can also score a skeleton or pumpkin-themed pick for your child, too! While it’s not likely the littles will go for a sweater over a costume, they can show their holiday spirit and wear the “ugly” attire to school this fall!

—Karly Wood

All photos: HalloweenCostumes.com

 

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Newborns are wonderful at all times of year, but a winter baby comes with its own special kind of warmth. Read on for 18 reasons to appreciate your cold-weather cutie!

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1. After a long night with baby, it is socially acceptable to wear pajamas 24/7 or curl up in an oversized sweater and leggings day after day after day. (And yes, we know, 2020 insured most of us were doing this anyway). 

2. If baby arrives by the holidays, you’ll get to show off the best gift ever. And you have a good excuse for not cooking, cleaning or hosting.

3. No guilt for not socializing! Chilly weather, COVID and other people's colds are just two great reasons to stay in and snuggle in front of the fire.

 

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4. You could join a pit crew with your diaper-changing speed. Can’t let that baby get chilled!

5. You’ll never "get" to host a summer-birthday pool party with a dozen short, noisy humans who think of a pool as a giant collective toilet bowl.

6. That super-attractive sweat trail from the back to the ankles that baby-wearing moms get in the summer? Yeah, you don’t have it right now.

 

7. You know that true happiness is curling up on the couch with a cozy blanket and warm bundle of baby, aka your own portable heat source.

8. You secretly gloat over how your feet never swelled up like giant pufferfish during the last months of your pregnancy.

9. You’re probably still wearing stretchy pants, so indulge in that yummy holiday food you only get once a year.

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10. Seasonally spiced hot lattes are the order of the day (literally) when you’ve been up all night with a newborn. All those still-pregnant spring and summer mamas will be jealous you're enjoying caffeine again.

11. Baby hats. There are few things cuter than newborns in ridiculous winter hats.

12. You have a perfect excuse to stay inside and nap with baby when any snow falls.

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13. You can think less about how your post-baby beach body is going to look come summer (that's months away!) and more about what warm, delicious comfort food is in your immediate future.

14. You’ve already got plans for that extra tax break (assuming baby was evicted before the ball drops on New Year’s Eve).

15. You don't have to stress about slathering sunscreen on a newborn.

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16. You can breastfeed without feeling like a sweaty dairy cow in summer's heat.

17. Those tiny-baby-in-a-giant-snowsuit photos are one of a kind.

18. By the time spring comes, your baby will be more mobile, and you can enjoy the longer, warmer days outside. Bring on the long walks and park outings!

— Suzanna Palmer

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There has been a lot of questioning about the legitimacy of Santa in our house. It started last year. We tracked him on the Eve and searched the internet for “actual footage” of Rudolph. Our son was only four years old and I thought we had more time. When I discussed this with other families, I got a variety of responses. Some shrugged it off and said they don’t do the Santa thing because they don’t like lying to their children or the patriarchy of it. There were the families that recommended all the ways I could prove his existence. Then there were the parental’s that firmly declared a halt to playdates with our son for fear he would expose their children to this curiosity. “The threat of Santa is how we get through the season.”

I get it. I do. I understand that the idea of sitting on a strange man’s knee telling him what a good girl or boy they’ve been in exchange for gifts can be jarring. I see this and don’t dismiss it. I also know that Christmas is not about Santa on a religious note, and frankly, he tends to overshadow the real man of the hour anyway. Woman of the hour too. I mean, Mary rode on a donkey for five days—pregnant! Way more impressive than a fat guy flying in a sleigh for a day. Am I right?

However, to me, it wasn’t about greed and spoils. The Santa I grew up with lived in the small town of Bristol, Rhode Island. He goes by Gerry.

Mickie and Gerry were friends of the family for as far back as I can remember. Always involved in the community and often seen breakfasting at the King Phillip Inn on Sundays. I remember my parents confiding in me the big secret—they were the real Mr. and Mrs. Claus. “Maryellen, you can’t tell anyone.” I nodded, and my world spun faster. I. Knew. Santa. Mind. Blown.

Their license plate said “Ho Ho Ho,” and they were never skimpy with candy canes. The beard? Oh, it was real alright! As was their generosity. Booked from November to January, morning until night, they didn’t accept payment for their visits, only donations to a charity.

I usually knew when they were coming over. The excitement was apparent by children and adults alike. Christmas carols playing and candles lit, I’d wait. Anticipation consumed me. I got butterflies as soon as I heard the bells. They had this way of entering. A subtle shaking of jingle bells before making their entrance. Not too loud or over the top. No annoyingly fake ho, ho, ho-ing. Rather than overwhelming energy, they were calm and mystical. The air seemed to sparkle around them. Santa was soft-spoken and understated. Still, I could be shy around him. Luckily, Mrs. Claus took the reigns and steered me in the right direction. She did most of the talking with a kind smile and lots of questions. The elves definitely answered to her; that much was clear. Santa, too, no doubt.

Some might say that knowing Mickie and Gerry in real life should have ruined the experience for me. Quite the opposite. It was never Mickie and Gerry playing Mr. and Mrs. Claus. No, t’was Mr. and Mrs. Claus that played Mickie and Gerry. Or so it seemed. Seeing them out and about town or talking with them at family gatherings, Gerry had the same twinkle in his eye wearing jeans and a sweater that he did in his fur-trimmed, red suit. Mickie was as sassy, sweet and in charge as when she wielded sugary treats.

The older I got, the more I had the privilege of getting to know them. You know, the undercover them. They are Jewish and frequented the restaurant where I worked. Whenever the Rabbi joined, Mickie would whisper, “Don’t tell him I order the pork.” Naughty Mrs. Claus! Girl, I got you.

The restaurant was below the 2nd Story Theatre. Most diners ate before the play, so the joint was empty for the show’s run time. In December, Mickie and Gerry… ahem… Mr. and Mrs. Claus would sneak in the side door between gigs, ringing their signature bells and help themselves to a full meal. Well into my twenties, I still got butterflies. It had nothing to do with gifts. Obviously, I knew who was supplying those long, long ago. But I still believed. I believed in them what they were doing. The joy they were spreading, and the magic of Christmas.

That is what Santa represents to me, and why my heart aches as my son heads down the road to not believing. I appreciate and value his curiosity, and will stop myself from plotting drastic action to prove otherwise, but for now I stand by my statement. Yes, Francis, there is a Santa Claus. His name is Gerry.

Maryellen Brito

 

I am an actor in New York City, currently cast in my most fulfilling role to date - mom! When I’m not chasing my son around the playground, I’m busy writing, cooking and trying to remember what I went upstairs for. 

Good things come in small packages, and they’re even better when you find them in one of these Christmas stockings. From personalized Christmas stockings to ones you can find on Etsy, we’ve found a style for every elf on your shelf. Keep reading for our favorite Christmas stockings for kids and families.

If you buy something from the links in this article, we may earn affiliate commission or compensation.


Glitter Swirl Name Stocking

With your name scrolled so prettily across the front of this stocking—chosen from a dazzling array of glittery colors—even Santa will think you're on the nice list. Pick a color for each family member, and you've got yourself one magnificent mantel.

Available from Personal Creations, $36.

Knitted Christmas Stocking

These hand-knit stockings are as classic as they are sizable. With tree, snowflake and reindeer motifs—plus options for your pup or kitty—they coordinate without being overly matchy. Plus, did we mention the pom-poms? Perfection. 

Available on Etsy, $27

Wayfair White Sweater Christmas Stocking

This elegant sweater stocking will bring a pop of white into all the red and green decor on your mantle this holiday season. 

Available at Wayfair, $47.

Whimsical Knit Stocking

Add a touch of whimsy to your mantel with these brightly patterned knit stockings. Available in reindeer, pine tree and chevron prints, you can create the holiday cheer-scape of your choosing. 

Available from Walmart, $13.

Mermaid Tail Flip Sequin Stockings

Want to make a splash on Christmas morning? These stockings are a safe bet for getting exactly what you want. With flip sequins and a rainbow of color options, these stockings are anything but fishy.

Available on Amazon, $30.

Yeti Fuzzy Stocking

Send your Christmas morning cuteness factor straight through the roof with these fuzzy Yeti. This guy's furry face and whimsical scarf will ensure that the fireplace mantel isn't just fun on Christmas morning.

Available from Target, $15.

Needlepoint Personalized Christmas Stocking

These classic needlepoint stockings offer a catalog of themes—from trains to woodland critters and everything in between—and the coolest thing about them is that they're hand-stitched in 100% wool. Can someone say "heirloom?" 

Available at Land's End, $28.

Personalized Classic Velvet Stockings - Red with Ivory Cuff

Clean, classic and cheerful, we love these red velvet stockings with a personalized white cuff—especially since they come in multiple sizes. Choose the right size for your family's typical stocking haul, or mix it up for some mantel mischief. 

Available at Pottery Barn, $14.50-$39.50. 

Disney-Inspired Stockings

Your family will be doing the hot dog dance all season long with these cute Disney stockings dangling from your mantel. The font is classic Walt, and you can choose between Mickey, Minnie and Pluto! 

Available on Etsy, $16

Velvet Stockings

These velvet and cotton stockings come in muted colors like pink, gray and white if you don't want to go the traditional Christmas colors route. 

Available on Etsy, $19

Peek-a-Boo Light Up Stockings

Just in case you're worried that Santa might overlook your stockings, these adorable blinking light stockings will help you sleep a little more soundly on Christmas Eve. With battery packs that can be turned off when you're not around, they will raise the excitement level of any child by about 1000% leading up to the main event. 

Available from Personal Creations, $46.

Elf Stockings

Caught 'Ya Lookin

This elfin-style stocking is just what a family with mischievous little elves needs this holiday season. Full of whimsy, these will pull their weight in holding plenty of magic for your merrymakers on Christmas morning. 
 
Available on Caught 'Ya Lookin, $36. 

Reindeer Face Classic Fair Isle Stocking

When you have a herd of kiddos, what's better than assigning them each a Reindeer-is-my-animal-spirit stocking in the softest sherpa materials? The personalization ensures that everyone will have their own stocking on Christmas morning, and paired with the Santa-themed stocking in the same line by Pottery Barn Kids, you could create an entire vignette on your mantel. Because you have loads of spare time, right? It's only the holidays. 

Available at Pottery Barn Kids, $27. 

Sports Stockings

Amazon

Parents of sporty sprouts, stand up and cheer! These sports-themed stockings don't need personalization when you have kids who play on different fields. At such a reasonable price, you can buy them for the entire team. 

Available on Amazon, $10.

—Shelley Massey

Featured image: Donna Spearman via Unsplash

 

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With the holiday season comes an onslaught of (unavoidable) events like school performances, family dinners, Christmas parties and more. The last thing you need is to try and squeeze shopping for fancy clothes into your hectic schedule. The good news? We went ahead and did it for you. From holiday dresses to the sweetest baby boy Christmas outfit, we’ve found the sweetest holiday clothes for your little ones, all of which are available to buy online, right now. Keep reading to see them all.

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Herringbone Jumpsuit

$20 BUY NOW

For your kid who doesn’t do dresses, opt for a jumpsuit. This herringbone design pairs perfectly with the bright cardigan topper.

 


Dress & Sweater Set

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If it’s chilly where you live, this combo is the epitome of adorable holiday clothes.


Baby Suit Set

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For a kiddo who isn’t quite a toddler, this adorable set that includes a onesie with a bowtie and suspender pants is perfect. You can even choose six different styles!


Newborn Christmas Outfit

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It’s baby’s first Christmas! This adorable newborn outfit will ensure that they are the best gift of the season.


Ruffle Shoulder Ballet Dress

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This adorable ruffle shoulder dress from Tea Collection is not only twirl-worthy, but the floral print is perfect for wearing the rest of the winter.


Toddler Boys 3-Piece Outfit

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Don’t let your older kids have all the holiday fun! Toddlers can also get fancy when they don this adorable outfit you can find at Target.


Tailored Mod Suit

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For your especially dapper little person, this tailored mod suit from Appaman is a real treat. The best part is that it comes in almost 20 colors and prints, so there’s a look for every kid.


Holiday Tartan Collection

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Janie & Jack always has something special for this time of year, and 2021’s offerings don’t disappoint. Choose from holiday dresses, blazers, baby outfits and accessories that all perfectly coordinate with one another.


Color Block Knit Dress

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For your tween who doesn’t want to get into the spirit with festive clothing, this chic color block knit dress is a perfect fit.


Smocked Velour Jumpsuit

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The rich green of this jumpsuit is a nice change from all the red you usually see around the holidays.


Knit Sweater Dress

$25 BUY NOW

Whether you’re looking for Thanksgiving dresses for girls or just want a sweet holiday dress, this handmade knit version comes in four seasonally-appropriate tones.

—Gabby Cullen

 

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Editor’s Note: At the time of publication, all items were available for purchase.

 

Gingerbread houses are so last decade. Target has a festive array of holiday cookie kits for the upcoming baking season, including an actual treehouse and a football stadium! Best of all, they’re all reasonably priced so you can save a little extra dough.

Holiday Stadium Gingerbread Cookie Kit

The Holiday Stadium Gingerbread Cookie Kit is already getting rave reviews and it's a new addition to the kit lineup. It comes with premade gingerbread, decorative candies, a color wheel and paper accessories. The Elves are set to face off against the Reindeer in a classic winter matchup, perfect for the cookie-loving sports fan in your house. Buy now for $10

Holiday Beach House Sugar Cookie Kit

If you live somewhere that's never white on Christmas, you'll appreciate this Holiday Beach House Sugar Cookie Kit! The bright blue shack has the perfect tropical details with the added festivity of string lights. The palm tree, surfboard and crushed gingerbread sand transports us to a tropical vacation. Buy now for $10. 

Holiday Tree House Gingerbread House Kit

Ready to step up your cookie construction game? Then try the Holiday Tree House Gingerbread House Kit, which towers over regular holiday homes. The trickiest part is setting a strong foundation and making sure none of your pieces are broken, but once you can get it to stand it's a super impressive addition to your decoration lineup! Buy now for $10. 

Holiday Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit.

Finally, if you're not much for building but you love decorating, you'll appreciate the Holiday Ugly Sweater Cookie Kit. The kit comes with premade sweater cookies for you to make as garish as your heart desires. With one dozen cookies included, it makes enough for the whole family. Buy now for $9

You can snag all of these kits now at Target. And there are plenty more to choose from, so head online or hit up your local store and let the festivities begin!

––Sarah Shebek

Featured image courtesy of Target

 

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Now that Halloween is over its time to get into the holiday spirit, and what better way than with an ugly sweater?

Starting today, Swiss Miss is dropping an exclusive batch of ugly sweaters that will get you in the sweet, holiday spirit. Now through Dec. 31, you can pick up a limited edition jumper on uglychristmassweater.com for $45 that will easily be the envy at all your upcoming holiday parties.

Not only does this sweater pack major style vibes, but it also has a built-in pocket (aka the perfect mom accessory).

Whether you want to pack a thermos of Swiss Miss or just carry around a few spare packets, you can’t go wrong with the zippable pocket.

Head to uglychristmassweater.com to grab yours while supplies last.

––Karly Wood

All photos: Courtesy of Swiss Miss

 

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