You’ll find so much cheer and excitement at these U-cut Christmas tree farms near NYC

And just like that, the holiday season is upon us. For many, that means it’s time to get a Christmas tree. Visit a cut your own Christmas tree farm near NYC to chop your own, or pick out a pre-cut one. At many, you can also do some holiday shopping or even have a visit with Santa Claus himself! Your family will have a blast cutting down their own tree and also experiencing all of the other wonderful things these farms offer. But don’t forget to see what else there is to do this holiday season in NYC!

U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms in Connecticut

Sabia Tree Farm

Head to this charming and quaint farm nestled in Fairfield County for neatly lined rows of trees. A handsaw is available to borrow and staff will assist you with baling and securely tying the tree to your car. You can also buy a pin stand that is customized for your tree here. Bonus: Professional photographers are available for a photo session you can book. Visit the farm stand for fresh farmed eggs and handmade gifts from local vendors. 

Opening Day: Nov. 24

772 Morehouse Rd.
Easton, CT
Online: sabiatreefarm.com

Jones Family Farms

Weekend visits for both harvest-your-own trees and fresh-cut trees require a reservation. Come on a weekday when it's less busy and reservations are not required. Guests that plan to harvest their own tree should arrive no later than 4 p.m. Trees are sustainably grown and pruned every year during the eight-to-10-year period it takes to grow to full size, and every buyer of a cut-your-own tree gets a free commemorative Woodbury pewter ornament. The farm’s Barnyard Shop sells holiday treats and decor including wreaths, handmade crafts and tree stands, and an outdoor Holiday Courtyard Market offers open-air shopping. Payment is by cash or check only. U-cut trees are $92 on weekdays and $97 on weekends.

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 18

555 Walnut Tree Rd.
Shelton, CT
Online: jonesfamilyfarms.com

Maple Row Farms

This farm has practiced sustainable farming for well over 200 years. Choose between spruce or fir by using their nifty online map. Did you know that fir and pine trees will hold their needles the longest over a spruce tree? Trees at Maple Farm are guaranteed so if you bring home one that loses a large amount of needles, return it to the Farm before Christmas for a replacement or a certificate for the following year. All trees are discounted $10 on weekdays. It’s generally less busy too. Cut your own trees on weekends are $118 and pre-cut trees start at $118. You will be provided with twine but will need to ask them to help you tie it to your car. You can also purchase wreaths and other holiday items. The weekend offers hayrides, refreshments and tailgating is allowed. Your whole family will have a great time!

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 18

229 Stepney Road
Easton, CT
Online: mrfarm.com

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U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms in New Jersey

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Wykoff's Christmas Tree Farm

Spend a fun day at this family-owned farm nestled in Warren County near the Delaware Water Gap. Not only do they grow award-winning trees, they've also provided trees to the White House. This is also the spot to get colorful Christmas trees, in hues like red, pink, purple, and blue. They have over 5,000 trees and several varieties to choose from. You can cut your own tree or pick a fresh-cut tree. Fresh-cut trees vary by type and size. Stop by the Christmas Barn for all your holiday decor needs. 

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

249 Country Rd. 519 (Mile marker 39)
Belvidere, NJ
Online: wyckoffs.com

Barclay's Tree Farm

This family-owned and operated farm in Middlesex County promises one of the most affordable cut-your-own Christmas tree options in the area. Staff is on hand to help you pick the right tree, providing saws, squaring off and shaping branches as well as netting and securing the tree to your car. Douglas and Fraser firs are the farm’s bestsellers. Also on offer are the Blue Spruce which has a dusty blue look, the distinctive White Firs which have a fragrant lemon-pine scent and the classic Norway Spruce. Your kiddos will love looking around at the different colored trees! Stay tuned for their open date.

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

35 Orchardside Dr.
Cranbury, NJ
Online:
barclaystreefarm.com

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U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms in Westchester

Wilkens Fruit and Fir Farm

Cut your own Douglas or Fraser Fir Christmas tree starting the weekend after Thanksgiving at Wilkens Farm. The farm also offers fresh-cut Fraser firs as well. Don’t leave without stopping by the farm’s markets for fresh baked goodies like apple cider donuts, homemade unfiltered apple cider, wreaths, gift baskets and local crafts perfect for this holiday season. Bring the family out for a wonderful time!

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 25

1335 White Hill Rd.
Yorktown Heights, NY
Online:
wilkensfarm.com

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U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms on Long Island

Santa's Christmas Tree Farm

Experience the spirit of the season at this one-stop shop on the North Fork of Long Island. Santa's Christmas Tree Farm carries over 8,000 Douglas Fir trees to choose from with an average tree height between 6-7 feet tall. Field-cut trees are $90 while pre-cut Frasier firs start at $90. Santa's helpers will be around to provide you with a handsaw, as well as trim and tie your tree to your car. The farm offers a synthetic ice skating rink, a petting zoo, make-your-own s'mores, and a photo op with Santa on weekends. The farm is also known for its Christmas shop with ultra-festive displays and decorations. Sensory-friendly visits with Santa also take place here. Come for a tree and stay for the fun!

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 18

0105 Main Rd. (Route 25)
Cutchogue, NY
Online: santaschristmastreefarmli.com

Elwood Christmas Tree Farm

This small home-run lot has more than 4,000 trees and is one of Long Island’s most westerly Christmas Tree farms. Bring your own saw and you can take home one of their many tree varieties including firs, pines and spruces. (They also sell pre-cut trees and will cut one for you with your saw.) Set on a picturesque spot on a slight hill, the farm is low frills but gets super busy. Trees are reasonably priced based on the height and species you select. Call for reservations. 

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 18

1500 East Jericho Turnpike
Huntington, NY
Online: elwoodpumpkinfarm.com

Tilden Lane Farm

Tilden Lane Farm offers three types of spruce trees to cut yourself (a type good for holding the weight of lights and decorations) and two kinds of firs, which tend to last longer. Stock is extremely limited if you want to cut your own, so head there on Thanksgiving weekend for the best selection. The farm also offers fresh-cut Fraser fir trees. Hand saws are available or you can bring your own and staff can help with tree wrapping and securing to your vehicle. Trees are $80 and wreaths are $40. Don’t miss the farm-produced honey and you may be able to see some of the bees working on a warm day. Although there are no bathroom facilities on-site, you can make a lovely day of it in the nearby villages of Huntington or Northport by visiting some great restaurants and shops. They are open weekends starting Nov. 25 through Dec. 10.

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 25

48 Wyckoff St.
Greenlawn, NY
Online: tildenlanefarm.com

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U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms in Pennsylvania

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Beck's Christmas Trees

It's a bit further afield in Mount Bethel, Pennsylvania, but people love this tree farm for its selection, service and extreme affordability. Beck's can loan you a saw, and tree bailing and drilling are free. Bonus: there's also a train theme here, with holiday garlands, pre-order custom wreaths, and train-themed gifts are available in the barn, the "Christmas Junction." The whole family will love it!

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

763 S. Delaware Dr.
Mount Bethel, PA
Online:
beckschristmastrees.com

 

The 2023 guide to buying a Christmas tree in Los Angeles whether it’s a pre-cut tree, one that you cut down yourself, potted, flocked, or fake—it’s all inside

The first step in jumpstarting the Christmas spirit? Getting your tree of course! Most Christmas tree lots and farms open the day after Thanksgiving although there are a few that open a little earlier if you can’t wait to inhale that fresh-fir scent. Whether you’re looking to cut a Christmas tree yourself, wondering where to buy a Christmas tree nearby, or want to experience a whole holiday Christmas tree-buying adventure, there are plenty of options when it comes to finding the perfect Christmas tree in and around Los Angeles. From genuine tree farms to pop-up tree lots filled with live Christmas trees, these are the best spots to buy Christmas trees in LA, including some Christmas tree lots with a little extra Christmas spirit on the side.

Where to Buy Your Christmas Tree in Los Angeles & the Westside

Mr. Jingles Christmas Trees

All of the Mr. Jingles lots are staffed with friendly tree-huggers and have plenty of fresh-cut, sustainable trees at these Christmas tree lots. Trees are sourced from both Oregon’s Cascade Mountains and North Carolina. And if you want a 2' or a 17' Christmas tree, it's all here.

Holiday Trimmings: Online orders and delivery are available now. They also offer installation as well as tree removal services. Don't forget to shop their garlands, wreaths, ornaments, lights, and decor available at this spot. PS: Every tree comes with a stand but if you have your own Christmas tree stand, bring it so they can attach your tree to it (and will make sure it's straight before sending you on your way).

Various Locations: Hollywood, West LA, Original Farmers Market, Woodland Hills and Torrance
Online: mrjingleschristmastrees.com

Shawn's Christmas Trees

With over 40 years of selling trees on LA’s Westside, these guys know their stuff and you’re all but guaranteed to come home with the tree of your dreams. And with a bigger and better tree lot than years past, you'll find fan-favorites like Silvertip Christmas trees, Nordmann, Grand, Noble and Douglas (these originate from Oregon) as well as crowd-pleasing Frasers (brought in from North Carolina because of their quality to stay fresh and last longer). 

Holidays Trimmings: They also offer fire retardant and tree flocking treatments. If your door needs some love, Shawn’s also features 6 different size wreaths for more Christmas decor. They also offer delivery on the westside and Christmas tree removal service.

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 24

11650 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles
Online: shawnschristmastrees.com

Mr. Greentrees

Choose from their sustainable selections of Nobles, Silvertip trees, Douglas Fir, and Nordmann trees (handpicked from family farms in Washington and Oregon), and add merry home accents like mistletoe, boughs, fresh greenery, plus wreaths and ornaments galore.

Holiday Trimmings: Mr. Greentrees also provides online and phone purchases, delivery and installation services, as well as custom orders. Rumor has it that celebs like to frequent this spot, so keep your peepers peeled if star sightings float your boat. 

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 22

8950 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood
Online: mrgreentrees.com

Delancey Street Trees

Delancey Street is one of the country's leading residential self-help organizations. Every year, Delancey Street runs Christmas tree lots in various locations across the county (LA location is in Manhattan Beach) between Thanksgiving and Christmas and is used as an important training school in the basics of sales, particularly for new residents.

Holiday Trimmings: Delancey Street Trees also carry mistletoe, indoor tree lights, decorated wreaths, living potted pines, tree removal bags, and water bowls for trees. Flame retardant is also available. Additionally, they offer commercial decorating services in LA.

813 N Sepulveda
Manhattan Beach
Online: delanceytrees.org

 

Where to Buy Your Christmas Tree on the Eastside

Santa and Mikey's

Christmas trees at this local lot are hand-picked from Washington state—arriving weekly in batches to ensure the freshest of the fresh. Bonus points? Some of the nicest, friendliest staff in the city who are eager to help you pick out your perfect evergreen.

Holiday Trimmings: You can have your tree trimmed on-site for free and you can purchase lush boughs and wreaths here too. 

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 22

259 Sierra Madre Villa Ave.
Pasadena
Online: santaandmikey.com

Where to Buy Your Christmas Tree in the Valley

Tina's Trees

Tina’s welcomes families with a warm, friendly atmosphere, and you can choose your perfect fresh-cut tree from their assortment of Noble, Douglas, Grand Firs, Frasiers and Silvertips. Wondering which tree is best for you and your family? Don’t hesitate to ask for Tina’s help in finding the perfect tree–she's been running a successful Christmas tree business since 1977 and is truly the matchmaker of trees. Describe what you need (size, smell, how long you want it to last, etc.) and she’ll match you with the perfect variety for you. 

Holiday Trimmings: If you’ve got tall ceilings or big rooms to fill, this is the place for you. Tina's stocks an impressive selection of massive 14’ to 15’ trees, and offers custom flocking and fire retardant. They also have an assortment of wreaths and garlands.

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 24

Westfield Fashion Square
4725 Woodman Ave.
Sherman Oaks

23611 Calabasas Rd.
Calabasas
Online: tinastrees.com

Santa & Sons Christmas Trees

How lovely are their branches? Very. All of the trees at Santa and Sons come from a family-run Oregon farm, using sustainable farming methods that have been certified by the Coalition of Environmentally Conscious Growers. Their trees come with a big price tag, but you’re getting a super fresh fire that’s environmentally conscious and stunning to boot. You and your tiny tree people can choose from an array of Douglas Fir, Nordmann Fir, and Noble Fir Christmas trees, ranging anywhere from 3’ to 11’ tall. 

Holiday Trimmings: Not only do they offer home delivery but they also offer online ordering and their signature "U-Pick Webcam" Service. Simply call the lot, tell them what kind of tree you're looking for, and they'll livestream your options!

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 24

12901 Burbank Blvd.
Van Nuys
Online: santasons.com

Underwood Family Farms

For something in between the neighborhood tree lot and a cut-your-own farm, consider a trip to Underwood Family Farms—a favorite spot for kids' birthday parties in LA and for kids born in Dec. this place is a no-brainer). While the farm doesn't grow its own trees, this one-stop shop stocks plenty of fresh-cut options (Noble, Grand, Fraser, Nordmann, Douglas Fir, and Silvertip trees are from Big Wave Dave’s Christmas Trees from Ventura), as well as mistletoe, wreaths, garlands and stands.

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 24

3370 Sunset Valley Rd.
Moorpark
Online: underwoodfamilyfarms.com

U-Cut Your Own Christmas Tree near Los Angeles

Hagle Tree Farm

Wondering where you can cut your own Christmas tree in Los Angeles? Make the trip to this festive Somis farm early in the season for the best selection of choose-and-cut Monterey Pines. They've also got a large supply of pre-cut Noble and Nordmann Firs if you don't want to get your hands dirty. For even more holiday fun, visit during special weekends when there'll be pony rides, a petting zoo, and pics with Santa! 

Christmas Tree Farm Opens: Nov. 24

3442 Somis Rd.
Somis
Online: hagletreefarm.com

Frosty’s Forest Christmas Tree Farm

Pining to recreate childhood memories of tromping through the forest to cut your own tree? Frosty's Forest is the place for you. Additionally, they offer candy canes and festive Christmas music. If you don’t feel like chopping, they’ve also got living trees in containers. 

25235 Orchard Village Rd.
Valencia
Online: greennurseryscv.com

Sand Haven Pines

Located just over 60 miles from DTLA, this Riverside farm offers an authentic tree-picking experience with a huge selection of cut-your-own pines (plus potted options, just in case). 

Holiday Trimmings: Tree flocking is available and the staff on the farm will help you shake your tree (to shed any loose needles), wrap it, and add a stand. While there, kids can sneak in a visit with Santa (bring your camera!) and take advantage of the free bounce house, candy canes, and popcorn while parents can enjoy the free coffee.

Christmas Tree Lot Opens: Nov. 18

19255 Wood Rd.
Perris
Online: sandhavenpines.com

Christmas Ranch Tree Farm

This family-owned operation now runs two farms, one in Simi Valley (since 1971) and the other in Thousand Oaks (since 1972). Both destinations offer a variety of cut-your-own options, including Noble, Pine, Grand, Fraser, and Nordmann plus fragrant Monterey Pines, hardy Aleppo Pines and Leyland Cypress. As with other u-chop spots, there are also pre-cut trees, along with wreaths and more festive evergreen decor. 

Holiday Trimmings: Flocking, garland and wreaths are available for purchase and for those that can't make it here in-person, online ordering and delivery is available as well.

Christmas Tree Farm Opens: Nov. 24

1586 Pederson Rd.
Thousand Oaks

3800 Cochran St.
Simi Valley
Online: christmasranchtreefarms.com

Where to Buy a Fake Christmas Tree in Los Angeles (Plus Ornaments & Decor)

Aldik Home: For more than 60 years, Aldik Home has provided home decor enthusiasts with high-quality silk flowers, silk foliage, floral arrangements, custom artificial trees, home decor, artificial Christmas trees and Holiday decor. Get inspired by their amazing Christmas displays in their Van Nuys showroom where you'll encounter thousands of ornaments, luxurious ribbon, LED lights and, quite possibly, some of best artificial Christmas trees in the country.

7651 Sepulveda Blvd.
Van Nuys
Online: aldikhome.com

How to Recycle Your Christmas Tree in Los Angeles

Thankfully, recycling your Christmas tree is relatively simple although there are a few steps to take before you hand it over to the sanitation department. Bookmark and save our guide on how to dispose of your Christmas tree and recycle it the right way. 

 

 

After you’ve finished your turkey dinner, it’s time to find the perfect Christmas tree, Seattle families

When it comes to Thanksgiving traditions, some folks test their luck with the wishbone, some load up the car to see holiday lights in the city, and some head to a nearby Christmas tree farm to cut down a tree for the season. There are many places where Seattle families can find their annual tree at a local U-Cut Christmas tree farm. Some of our favorite area farms are totally decked for the season and offer holiday cheer that only comes once a year. Some have even invited Santa for pictures and cocoa. Get ready to make like a lumberjack. After all, these trees aren’t going to cut themselves down.

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Honeytree Farm

This trip to the Christmas tree farm comes with a cup of hot cocoa adorned with a candy cane. Wander through the 11-acre field in search of your perfect U-cut tree, or choose from their pre-cut trees, if you're not quite up to the lumberjack challenge. The folks here are happy to shake your tree for free and bale it if you need them to for a small charge. Once you've found your tree and cut it down, stop by the Gift Shop for a wreath and raw honey.

Insider Tip: Santa usually visits this tree farm on the weekends, double check their Facebook page just to make sure before you tell the kids.

Good to Know: Honeytree Farm is a cyclical farm; they sell trees until they meet their quota for the year, which usually happens around the second week in December.

Opening Day: Nov. 24

21606 S.E. Green Valley Rd.
Auburn, WA
Online: honeytreefarm.com

Trinity Tree Farm

Established in 1982, located on a picturesque Issaquah hilltop and nestled on 40 acres, this family favorite has a vast array of beautiful U-cut and pre-cut Douglas, Grand, Noble, and Fraser Firs. Making the trip is way better than heading to a local hardware store to find the perfect tree. They feature complimentary hand saws and twine, assistance loading your tree into your vehicle, and free tree tie-downs. This is a pretty festive place to visit. There are two fire pits to warm up by, a 1955 fire engine is on-site for unique photo opportunities and they operate a full espresso bar and the food court with to-go items on the weekends. 

Insider Tip: If you want to get a jump on things, head to Trinity Tree Farm for their pre-opening weekend on November 19 and 20.

Good to know: Trinity is a pooch-friendly farm. Please make sure to keep Fido on a leash and clean up after him.

Opening day: Nov. 24

14237 228th Ave. S.E.
Issaquah, WA
Online: trinitytreefarm.com

McMurtrey's Red-Wood Christmas Tree Farm

In the Christmas tree-growing business since 1975, McMurtrey’s Red-Wood Christmas Tree Farm is doing things a bit differently this year. They have moved to a reservation system for U-Cut trees which will help avoid crowding and provide extra safety for guests. Reservations can be made online. Make your U-cut dreams come true when you cut down a tree here, with saws they provide. If you and your tree need a lift back to the bailer, just hop onto the wagon and go for a ride. If you’re not in the mood for a trek through the forest to find your Noble Fir, pre-cut trees are also available, from small tabletops trees to 15' trees; you do not need to make a reservation to pick one of those up. Fido can come too as long as he is on a leash.

Good to know: McMurtrey’s Red-Wood Christmas Tree Farm sells Noble, Nordmann, Douglas and Fraser Firs. U-cut trees usually sell out quickly, but the farm brings in beautiful pre-cut trees weekly, so you're guaranteed a fresh one. The farm will sell some of them for the same price as the U-cut trees and fresh-cut Douglas firs to 7.5' are priced lower than their U-cuts. Extra tall trees are available with local delivery referrals upon request. 

Opening day: Nov. 24

13925 Redmond-Woodinville Rd. N.E.
Redmond, WA
Online: mcmurtreyfarm.com

Enchanted Winds Tree Farm

The Ulrich family bought their farm in 1954, planted their first Christmas tree in the early '80s, and opened to the public in 1988. Located in the Cascade foothills near Issaquah, Enchanted Winds Tree Farm invites your family to go on an adventure hunting down the perfect tree (with advice from their expert crew). Choose from Noble, Grand, Douglas, Fraser or Turkish Fir varieties. You'll be given a saw and a kneepad. Once found, they will shake, square cut and tie down your tree securely. Then, warm up in the festive barn with a cup of complimentary hot cider. Check out the selection of gifts, ornaments, and handmade wreaths before you head home.

Opening Day: Nov. 24

18021 Issaquah-Hobart Rd. SE
Issaquah, WA 
Online: enchantedwinds.net

Pfaff's Christmas Tree Farm

Pfaff's Christmas Tree Farm just might offer the largest selection of trees around! On their farm, you'll find the following firs: Douglas, Turkish, Noble, Nordman, Grand, Corkbark, White, Korean, Blue Spruce, Sequoia, Fraser, and Shasta. Don't know which one is right for your fam? Their website will help you choose and offer some helpful hints on how to keep it alive, too. If cutting your own tree is not your thing, they also offer a bunch of pre-cut trees as well. Before you leave, be sure to exit through the gift shop.

Holiday Hint: The crowds here are much smaller during the week, but on the weekend you can share a cup of coffee or cider with Santa.

29204 124th Ave. SE
Auburn, WA 
Online: pfaffsfarm.com

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Buttonwood Farm

You have to give Buttonwood Farm props for being the only tree farm on our list that has their own theme song, and a funky website that features videos offering seasonal tips, recipes, and even goofy music videos. As for the farm, prepare to chop down 100% organic trees available in Douglas, Turkish, Nordman, Noble, Grand, Fraser, and Blue Spruce varieties. Located in Redmond, Buttonwood is open by appointment only and their trees go quickly. They also usually open earlier than anyone else. In addition to offering U-Cut services, they will even deliver your perfect tree if you prefer. It doesn't get any easier than that.

Good to Know: This farm is by appointment only.

14500 NE 116th St.
Redmond, WA 
Online: buttonwoodfarm.com

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Hunter Farms

Hunter Farms makes no bones about it. They have been growing Christmas trees since 1948 "in the heart of the Christmas tree capital of the U.S." They offer sheared and un-sheared trees with sizes that range from table-top to 20 feet. All of them are grown at their U-cut lot farm in the hills on the Olympic Peninsula, but they also offer two other convenient locations featuring a mix of fresh, pre-cut trees in Seattle. You'll always find fresh, handmade wreaths at the General Store and the tree lot in Wedgewood.

Insider Tip: Don't want to chop down a tree? Visit their Wedgewood Tree Lot (7744 35th Ave. N.E.) in Seattle instead.

Good to know: If you want the adventures of cutting down your own tree, visit the farm in Union, WA and don't forget to bring your saw or you'll have to haul the tree—roots and all—like the Griswolds.

W. California Rd.
Union, WA  
Online: hunter-farms.com

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Crystal Creek Christmas Tree Farm

Of course, you want the best and prettiest Christmas tree this side of the North Pole, but the Littles just want to run through the trees, stomp in the mud puddles, and—wait, did someone say train? A one-mile train track runs through Crystal Creek Farm’s picturesque 23-acre farm. This was an 18-year project in the making, and you can experience a ride for $5 per person. In addition, the farm’s train coach flat car, as well as a kiln cart from 1895, will be ready for kids to climb on and push along the tracks, a perfect setting for your holiday family photo. The farm also provides saws, twine, and helpful staff to help you get your perfect tree home safely.

Good to know: Crystal Creek owners Harvey and Janet Hawken have been growing gorgeous Noble and Nordmann (Turkish) Firs for over 25 years and Harvey hand-trims all the trees himself. Harvey tells us the Turkish firs hold their needles 'til Easter—one less thing to clean up on Christmas morning.

Holiday hint: Remember to bring your Treebill with you (hint: it's a coupon for a $3 off any tree). 

Opening day: Nov. 24

23604 S.E. 192nd St.
Maple Valley, WA
Online: crystalcreektreefarm.com

Coates Christmas Trees

With 70 acres of land and over 40,000 Christmas trees to choose from (including Korean, Turkish, Noble, Douglas, Grand, Fraser, White Pine, and Blue Spruce) you better have a good excuse if you can't find your perfect tree here. As things are returning to normal at Coates Christmas Trees this year, one tradition is still going strong–visits with Santa! You can warm up with hot cider and cocoa after your visit. Coates is dog-friendly too as long as they are leashed up and poop bags are at the ready.

Insider Tip: Santa himself will be on the farm to greet kids and take photos on November 25-27 and Dec. 3-4 from 10 a.m.- 4 p.m.

Good to know: Coates offers one price for all tree sizes, based on variety.

Opening Day: Nov. 24

17225 S.E. Green Valley Rd.
Auburn, WA
Online: coateschristmastrees.com

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Christmas Creek Tree Farm

With a name like Christmas Creek, how can you go wrong? This tree farm offers a variety of five- to 14-foot trees tucked into an idyllic Cascade Mountain and Snoqualmie River setting. They sell Noble, Nordmann, Grand, and Douglas Firs, and you can view all of the farm's tree varieties online. What else will you find at this farm? Quality pre-cut trees, wreaths, and garland so you can make your whole house festive. After finding the perfect tree, make your way to the cozy log cabin, complete with a roaring fireplace that makes an ideal setting for family holiday pictures. You can also warm up with a cup of hot apple cider or coffee and chomp on some delicious finds straight from the North Bend Bakery.

Opening day: Nov. 24

15515 468th Ave. S.E.
North Bend, WA
Online: christmascreektreefarm.com

Carnation Tree Farm

The Carnation Tree Farm land has been in owner Roger Thorson’s Norwegian family for over 100 years, and his pride shows in the beautifully restored Hjertoos House and barn located on his picturesque 24-acre farm. The farm is awash with beautiful trees, including Douglas, Grand, Nordmann, Fraser and Noble Firs and Norway and Blue Spruces up to 12 feet (with a few 30-footers in the bunch!). All varieties are available for cutting, or take home a pre-cut tree and some garland, mistletoe, or a wreath to round out your holiday decorating. Hint: They have tree stands too.

Good to know: For your convenience, the Carnation Tree Farm provides free on-site parking, twine, tree shaking, and baling plus tree recycling with every Christmas tree purchase. You'll find all you need to know about this year's trees and prices on their website.

Opening day: Nov. 24

31523 N.E. 40th St.
Carnation, WA
Online: carnationtreefarm.com

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Farmer Brown's Christmas Tree Farm

Have you ever gone to a tree lot and wondered if they had any other "better" trees in the back? At Farmer Browns, you can drive through the entire 32-acre farm to find the best tree out there. You will be handed a saw upon arrival and instructions to drive until you see your perfect tree. Christmas music plays festively while you wander through the fields and once tree nirvana is obtained, a short jaunt to the cashier reveals that there’s no need to worry about breaking the bank, because all trees, with the exception of a small area behind the house (we KNEW there was a place!) are the same reasonable price. The catch? You won’t know what that is until you get there. "U-cut, u-dig, u-enjoy," they like to say. The staff will happily bail your tree and help you attach it to your car. Then you can park in their large lot and enjoy complimentary cider and hot chocolate and a bonfire for warming those chilly feet of yours.

Good to know: The farm has Douglas, Nobel, and Grand Fir trees, as well as Colorado Blue and Norway Spruces and Fraser Fir trees. All trees are hand-pruned and sheared to shape.

Opening day: Nov. 25

12017 109th Ave. N.E.
Arlington, WA
Online: brownxtree.com

Stocker Farms

Stocker Farms is a Seattle family favorite during the holidays, starting at Halloween and running straight through to Christmas, because of their friendly, helpful staff. Their Fraser, Grand, and Douglas Fir trees (ranging in height from 5-9 feet) are usually ready for you to pick and cut starting the day after Thanksgiving. Stocker Farms will provide the saws, twine, and help with loading the tree onto your car along with lots of holiday cheer, including a roaring fire to warm little fingers and toes. Hot chocolate will be available for purchase. Other items such as wreaths, jams, and gifts are on sale too. Sorry, no pooches please. Just look for the Big Red Barn off Highway 9.

Good to know: Stocker Farms has hundreds of pre-cut trees from 4-12 feet including Fraser, Grand and Douglas Firs as well as Noble and Nordmann Firs. Stocker Farms will also shake and bale your tree for free. 

Opening day: Nov. 18

8705 Marsh Rd.
Snohomish, WA 
Online: stockerfarms.com

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Cut Down a Tree in a National Forest

Have you ever been on a hike somewhere in the beautiful Northwest and spied a conifer that you thought would make the perfect Christmas tree? It’s your lucky day, outdoorsy parent, because during the holiday season, you can trek into your local wilderness to find that tree! The U.S. Forest Service sells permits to cut down a tree in designated locations (maps provided when you buy the permit). They offer a lot of tips too! We suggest the Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest for the closest drive to find your perfect pine. Permits can be purchased online and at numerous Ranger Stations.

Good to know: Permits are good for one tree, with a tree height limit of 15 feet. Depending on where you decide to go, prepare to pay for a parking permit in Sno-Park lots. If you have a fourth grader, you might be able to get your forest pass for free. Happy hunting!

Snoqualmie Ranger Station
902 S.E. North Bend Way
North Bend, WA
Online: fs.usda.gov/main/mbs/passes-permits/forestproducts

Related: The 411 on Where & How to Recycle Christmas Trees & Lights

Good to Know:

1. Some locations require credit card purchases only, so please call ahead before you go.

2. Most of these farms open on Thanksgiving weekend, but the trees sell out quickly. The sooner you visit, the better.

Ready to scope out the perfect Christmas tree? These Chicago farms have just what you’re looking for

Once the Thanksgiving leftovers are nestled all snug in the fridge (with the promise of turkey sandwiches dancing in your head), it’s on to the next order of business: picking out the perfect Christmas tree. Yep, it’s timber time! Lumberjack your way into the season by visiting a local cut-your-own Christmas tree farm. Or, if you’re tight on time this season and can’t commit to the U-cut Christmas tree farm experience, skip the chilly stroll through the countryside by opting for a tree delivery service. Click through our guide for tree farms and resources and start the decorating frenzy!

The Best U-Cut Christmas Tree Farms near Chicago

Richardson Adventure Farm

More than 50,000 trees in innumerable shapes and sizes spread over 75 acres await the opportunity to become the centerpieces to your holiday season at Richardson Adventure Farm. Wagon rides to the fields are available daily. While you gorge on kettle corn, donuts, hot chocolate, and coffee, employees haul your find from the field and bale it in plastic netting. Note: When the farm planted six years ago, they didn't realize Fraser and Canaan Fir would be their most popular tree, and thus they don't have as many available this year. If you come later in the season, be prepared to choose from a wider selection, including White Pine, Concolor Fir, Douglas Fir, and Norway Spruce.

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

9407 Richardson Rd.
Spring Grove, IL
Online: richardsonadventurefarm.com

Abbey Farms

Can't wait to start trimming your tree? This non-profit tree farm just an hour outside Chicago has one of the earliest opening days in the area. Stomp through the dirt as you hunt for pine and spruce options, and score a free doughnut and hot chocolate with each tree purchase! And on select weekends in December, you can complete your trip with a private visit with Santa. If you prefer to get a Michigan pre-cut tree, you'll just need to make a free reservation in advance. Reservations are required for the first four weeks of the season. 

Insider Tip: At the pre-cut staging area, where you'll find trees up to 12 feet tall, be sure to ask for a fresh cut on your tree before you bring it home.

Opening Day: Sat., Nov. 18

2855 Hart Rd.
Aurora, IL
Online: abbeyfarms.org

Ben's Christmas Tree Farm

Hunt with the precision of Katniss for your perfect tree in fields overflowing with organically grown, pesticide-free and entirely hand-pruned firs and pines. Friendly farm workers will help by shaking, baling, transporting your tree from the fields and finally tying it to your car while you enjoy making foamy mustaches with complimentary hot cocoa.

Keep an eye out for a Where’s Waldo-esque Santa that pops up in unexpected places—like driving a John Deere. For those looking for more than just a tree to decorate for the holidays, pre-made and customizable wreaths and greens made from Fraser Fir are also available. As a bonus, no need to leave your little furball at home because they're pet-friendly!

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

7720 Ryan Rd.
Harvard, IL
Online: benstreefarm.com

Pioneer Tree Farm

Motivated by a love of nature and a desire to give people an opportunity to get out and enjoy the country air, Pioneer Tree Farm sets out to sell not just Christmas trees, but an unforgettable experience. Take in the wildlife while you enjoy a wagon ride to the pines. You can feel good about your organically-grown, hand-pruned tree purchase because 10 percent of sales are donated to the Environmental Defenders of McHenry County, whose mission is to improve and preserve the environment. 

Insider Tip: The farm is open for the two weekends following Thanksgiving only, and be sure to bring cash. All trees cost a flat rate of $80, and they historically don't take credit cards. 

Opening Day: Fri., Nov. 24

4614 Pioneer Rd.
McHenry
Online:
pioneertreefarm.com

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Cupola House Tree Farm

It started in 1988 with 6,000 tree seedlings planted on land that encompassed a house with a cupola on top. Nearly 30 years later, and after many references of “Oh right, the cupola house” being answered with “Yep, the Cupola House Tree Farm,” the name stuck and 24,000 trees now stand. Now, second and third generations keep the tradition of connecting with nature, farming, culture, and heritage alive alongside the original founders. All you need to worry about during a trip to Cupola is finding the perfect tree—they provide the tree saw, wagon, and twine, and they even shake loose needles off and strap it to your car for free. 

Opening Day: Thurs., Nov. 23

4030 N. 3000W Rd.
Bourbonnais
Online:
cupolahousetrees.com

The Best Christmas Tree Lot and Delivery Options near Chicago

Chicago Christmas Tree Lots

If you’d rather skip the farm but still want to pick out your Christmas tree in person, hit up a tree lot. There are many to choose from around the city, and Chicago Christmas Tree Lots sells a large selection of firs, spruces and pines and has several locations throughout the city, with delivery service available at all locations.

Online: chicagochristmastreelots.com

City Tree Delivery

Wielding an ax and taking a Jack Frost-guided tour through rows of icicled trees doesn’t fit everyone’s vision of the perfect way to spend a blustery afternoon, which is why services like City Tree Delivery exist. Curl up on the sofa with a blanket and hot toddy, dog snoozing at your feet, and select a tree, LED lighting, stand, wreath and garland delivered free of charge (within their delivery area) right to your front door. You can go a step further and have them set up, decorate and even recycle the tree at the end of the season. 

Online: citytreedelivery.com

 

The holiday season will be here before we know it, and it’s pretty much a given we’ll be frantically trying to pull together holiday pictures in time to get those cards in the mail. Good news—we’ve gathered the most creative family photo ideas out there, and all of them can be recreated with ease! Gone are the cheesy grins and fake smiles, these family holiday photo ideas will put everyone at ease and make the process much less stressful.

Go Classic with Black and White Pictures

There is something timeless about a black-and-white photo. Whether candid or portrait, this family photo idea always makes a statement.

Add Outdoor Vibes

family walking in a field for Christmas card photo
Jessica Rockowitz via Unsplash

Outdoor photos can be almost anything you want them to be, depending on your location and props. We love the simple idea of capturing a sweet candid moment instead of the usual pose with cheesy grins. 

Add Holiday Pajamas

Addison Rae

If there's anything cuter than matching holiday family pajamas, we haven't found it. And don't worry, all sorts of pajamas are available far enough in advance that you don't have to wait until the last minute. 

Include Snacks

Febrian Zakaria via Unsplash

Unless you have really tiny kids who can't help but get messy, it could be fun to add your crew's favorite snacks to a family holiday photo. 

Classic Christmas

Amanda McGuire via Work in Progress

For big laughs, send out photos suited up as Ralphie and the rest of the Parker family. Mom Amanda scoured deal sites like eBay and Amazon to find everything she needed to re-create the classic scene. Want to know how she did it? Hop on over to Work in Progress to find out.

Use a Mirror

Gift Habeshaw via Unsplash

Using a mirror to "take a picture" is a fun take on a traditional pose. Plus, you might be able to pull this one off without a photography session! 

Keep It Real

Brittney Fort

Sometimes the kids just don't want to cooperate. Instead of stressing out and worrying about getting the picture family photo, just go with the flow. It usually ends up being more authentic and will give all your friends a good laugh. 

Related: Introducing Tinybeans+

Feature Your Happy Place

Olivia Bauso via Unsplash

Is it the beach, the mountains, the family farm? Whatever your happy place, featuring it in your holiday pictures photo never gets old. 

Make the Most of Fall

Jennifer Massoni Pardini

If we’re on top of our game, we’re usually taking our holiday pictures when it’s peak fall rather than winter. If you don’t want to hold out for that first snow or you live somewhere milder, throw those autumn leaves into the air and capture some seasonal (and childhood) magic.

Reflect as a Family

Photos by Lei

Capture the magic of the holidays with this one-of-a-kind picture by photographer Leilani Rogers. You might need an extra set of hands and a little bit of time to get it just right, but the results are well worth the commitment.

Elf Yourself

Marta Wave via Pexels

In the same vein, let your little one dress up as Santa’s favorite helper, and incorporate a funny saying in the background to top it off.

Related: 40+ Elf on the Shelf Ideas (because You’re Gonna Need Them)

Pose Like Your Kid's Drawing

Ayren Jackson-Cannady

The best source of inspiration is sometimes right in your own home. Have the entire family recreate a favorite drawing or sketch. Not only will you get chuckles from friends and family, but it’s a great chance to show off your budding Picasso’s artistic skills.

Frame Yourself

Combined Average

Grab an empty frame and try out different poses. Have the little ones stand in front of the frame, or squish the whole group behind the frame.

Use Props

Merri Cherry

Using props still gives holiday pictures “that certain something." Raid the dress-up bin for silly hats, boas, and superhero masks, or find printables to make your own. Remember, when it comes to dressing up your photos, bigger and brighter is always better!

Spell It Out

The BMC Report

Decide on a word that describes your family or the holidays, then have each person hold a letter of the word. It’ll add an interesting element to the photo without distracting from your pretty faces!

Create a Scene with Sidewalk Chalk

Modern Parents Messy Kids

Here’s another fun take on the chalk idea: use the sidewalk or another flat surface as your canvas, then let the kids interact with it in the photo.

Hit Up the Tree Farm

Joseph Gonzalez via Unsplash

The local tree farm provides an idyllic (and nearly effortless) backdrop for just about any photo staging. Bring along a toy car (or wagon) and pair it with a wee tree for instant sweetness.

Put on a Good Face

Hideaki Hamada

Artistic and retro, the “vinyl face” is a photo trend that works especially for camera-shy tykes. Play around with magazines, books, or movie posters for a variety of expressions. Follow Japanese photographer Hideaki Hamada on Instagram for enchanting photos of his lil’ sons and life around Osaka, Japan.

Superhero Style

Superhero family via Paging Supermom
Paging Supermom

From Into the Spiderverse to Guardians of the Galaxy and LEGO Ninjago, superheroes never get old when it comes to family photo ideas. Bring on 2024 with power!

Simple Silhouette

Chang Duoung via Unsplash

Simple silhouettes give family photos a classic touch. Oh, and this idea is super handy when someone isn’t looking their best or if the kids have (already) started making mud pies in their holiday outfits.

Say It with a Sign

Ryan O'Dowd Photography

Update your friends and loved ones with a chalkboard message that says it all, like this adorable shot we scooped out over at Ryan O'Dowd Photography. Whether it's you or your kids holding the news, adding this small detail makes a standard family pose extra special.

 

Make sure to capture all the memories—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

Halloween is on its way, and that can only mean one thing. Time to plan a trip to a pumpkin patch Portland families love!

Fall is finally here in the Pacific Northwest, and for Portland families that means doing all the things—we’re talking apple picking, corn mazing, and choosing that perfect pumpkin from a local pumpkin patch. Portland families can stay close to home or head out of town to find that just-right jack-o-lantern wannabe. But wherever you choose to go, you can count on plenty of patch perks to make it worth your weekend, like hayrides, barnyard animals, corn mazes, and more. Of course, no trip to the pumpkin patch would be complete without a hearty helping of apple cider and warm mini donuts for everyone. Now’s the perfect time to plan your pumpkin patch outing with the kids!

The Pumpkin Patch

Located on beautiful Sauvie Island, The Pumpkin Patch is Portland’s original spot to pick out your family’s jack-o-lantern in the fall. It’s a third-generation family farm that’s Good Agricultural Practices certified. The Pumpkin Patch has been around since 1967 and is located just 15 minutes Northwest of Portland on 800 acres with over 55 varieties of fruits and vegetables grown throughout the year. They grow over 2 million pounds of pumpkins annually, so you’ll have plenty to pick from!

Each October, they put on an incredible harvest festival with many attractions including their Big Red Animal Barn, hayrides, the one and only original Corn MAiZE, Patio Café, gift shop, Pumpkin Perk coffee cart, a bounteous farmers market of produce, and a couple of food carts. Feel free hitch a ride on the wagon to pick your own pumpkin in the fields or simply pick one out in the market.

The MAiZE at The Pumpkin Patch deserves some individual attention. Visitors have long loved the challenge of making their way through the eight-acre maze that’s divided in two, based on difficulty. If you complete both sides, plan to spend about 45 minutes navigating the field and completing the 10-question passport. The MAiZE is open September 2 through Halloween, and this year it spells out a thank you for 25 years at the farm!

When driving to the patch, make sure you go the full two miles after looping under the bridge (Watch for mile marker #2 on the right side of the road). It’s the second farm on the left. And if you’re going on a weekend in October, make sure to leave early and beat the traffic going over the bridge.

Dates: Sep. 2 through late October
16511 N.W. Gillihan Rd.
Portland
Online: thepumpkinpatch.com

Plumper Pumpkin Patch & Tree Farm

Especially great for families with tots in tow is this pumpkin patch in the middle of the city. You don’t have to travel far to find the pumpkin patch adventures your kids crave the same way you crave that first sip of pumpkin spice anything in the fall.

Here, they’ll have their run of the fallow field that’s full of mazes, slides, and an obstacle course that changes every year. The tube slides and play yard are sure to be a hit with your tots, as is the Hobbit House that’s so much fun to explore. Hop on a hayride Wednesday through Sunday for scenic views of the Tualatin Valley or give the kids a pony ride (October weekends only). Add on wagon rides, pumpkin cannons, their biggest corn maze ever, a brand new ball zone, and friendly animals who love to interact with kids, and you’ve got the ultimate fall odyssey planned.

You can also explore the farm store for refreshments, including cold and hot drinks and apple cider donuts, along with local products like honey, jams, and alpaca items. Admission covers all activities except for apple and pumpkin cannons, pony rides, and face painting.

Dates: Sat., Sep 16-Sun., Oct. 29
11435 N.W. Old Cornelius Pass Rd.
Portland
Online: plumperpumpkins.com

Bella Organic Farm

Besides beautiful pumpkins, Bella Organic Farm has plenty of fun fall festivities to satisfy the whole family. Enjoy hayrides to the pumpkin patch, ride on a cow train or a grain train, check out the tot-sized hay maze, root for your favorite birdie in the duck races, meet some new friends at the petting zoo, or get lost in the corn maze — themed this year around “No More Silence, End Gun Violence” to raise awareness on the issue.

Is the regular corn maze not spooky enough for you? Then enter the Haunted Corn Maze every Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 p.m. (starting September 30). Navigate through the maze while avoiding ghouls, goblins, zombies, crazed farmers with chainsaws, and sentient dolls in creepy doll rooms (the scariest of them all, if you ask us!). Just keep in mind that the haunted maze isn’t recommended for young kids and little ones under 5 aren’t allowed.

Drinks and food are available at Bella’s Courtyard, including farm-fresh meals as well as hard cider and Hopworks beer for the adults in the fam.

You can pick and choose which activities you partake in, or buy the unlimited activity bracelets if you want access to everything. Don’t miss the photo ops for memories to last a lifetime! And note that the farm accepts cash only for activities, tickets, and food (but you can use your credit card at the farm store).

Dates: Sep. 2-Oct. 31 (pumpkin patch open Sep. 24)
16205 NW Gillihan Rd.
Portland
Online: bellaorganic.com

Bushue Family Farms

Bushue’s is a third-generation family farm located in Boring, Oregon. In addition to picking your own gourd, you can also catch the last of the summer flowers and veggies at the produce market when you make your way to this pumpkin patch—no appointment required. Kids will love playing and exploring the farm (don’t forget to visit with the animals) before finding the perfect pumpkin. And we’re pretty sure a chance to ride the pig train will get them excited.

Don’t miss the unique offering of this farm: the dirt babies. And yep, they’re exactly what they sound like—seeded dirt kits that kids can use to make their own cute dirt creations. Water them regularly and watch their “hair” grow (kinda like chia pets!). Take home a kit when you visit.

The farm also has a wide selection of fall decor, including decorative pumpkins, gourds, straw bales, and corn stalks. Fall Porch Kits are available for easy fall decorating.

There’s no entry or parking fee, but select activities are priced (though adults don’t need to pay to enter a play area with their kids).

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct. 29
9880 S.E. Revenue Rd.
Boring, OR
Online: bushuefarming.com

Roloff Farms

Roloff Farms started as a small fixer-upper on 34 acres of possibility. The beat-up old farmhouse, broken-down barn, and overgrown peach orchard have grown and transformed into an over 100-acre agri-tainment extravaganza. Roloff Farms is now an annual destination bringing fun and excitement to thousands of local and worldwide visitors. In fact, the farm has been the backdrop for many of the antics and adventures of the Roloff family, stars of the popular, long-running TLC reality series “Little People, Big World.”

When your family visits, they’ll find plenty to do. Start with the self-guided Scenic Trail Walk where you’ll find play areas and fun activities along the way. Then ride the famous group wagon tour, shoot the cannons, hop on the colorful train, explore a spooky forest, and maybe even get your face painted while you’re there.

Among the usual beloved attractions are a couple of new attractions, including a trike track, duck races, a busy bunnies area, panning for gold, and a brand-new coffee house. As usual, yummy food and a variety of pumpkins are part of this trip. And despite prices rising all around the country, Roloff Farms actually has new reduced entry fees.

Dates: October
23985 N.W. Grossen Dr.
Hillsboro, OR
Online: rolofffarms.com

Lee Farms

Owned and operated for seven generations in Tualatin, Oregon, Lee Farms offers something for every fall-loving family. You can visit the animals that live on the farm on weekdays and weekends, navigate the corn maze, go on a hayride, or play in the activity area when you visit. Aside from pumpkin picking, you can also gather corn stalks, hay bales, and festive decorations at this farm. Don’t forget to indulge in their famous donuts, a must-try treat available at the bakery and market.

For an additional challenge, try your hand at the Scarecrow Contest, a chance for families to get creative and spooky.

Dates: Sep. 23-Oct. 29
21975 S.W. 65th Ave.
Tualatin, OR
Online: leefarmsoregon.com

Heiser Farms

Heiser Farms offers pumpkin picking and fall activities galore—many of which are free of charge! Open on weekends in September and October, the fall festival features a petting zoo, pedal tractors, rubber ducky races, hay pyramid and slides, hayrides, and more. There are a few ticketed activities for a small fee each, too, including a hay maze and corn maze, fire engine rides, the Grand Island Railroad, giant inflated pumpkin, and a pumpkin cannon whose fee proceeds will be donated to breast cancer research. After all the fun, settle down for some live music, featuring a different band every day.

And good news: this farm is dog-friendly! Dogs are allowed as long as they’re leashed and well-behaved. Plus, be prepared to be greeted by the special welcoming committee of Maggie and Lily, the owners’ dogs!

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct. 29
21425 SE Grand Island Loop
Dayton, OR
Online: heiserfarms.com

French Prairie Gardens

Celebrate fall with sunflowers, pumpkins, and pig races! The festivities begin with the sunflower festival, which features stunning fields of blooming sunflowers for perfect photo ops. The sunflower festival also brings with it live music, tire swings, tubs slides, obstacle courses, farm ninja courses, hamster rollers, farm animal meet and greets, delicious bakery treats, and more.

Then, starting October 7 the fall festival comes into full swing with a pumpkin patch, “a double super mega ride n’ slide,” a new corn maze with games within the maze, tractor wagon rides, and more. Of course, you have to catch the famous Pigtucky Derby Pig Races, a thrilling site for the whole family!

Need a date night? French Prairie Gardens has you covered with some adult-only evening events: “Beers & Sunflower Bouquets” provides a farm bar experience, a tractor wagon ride to collect sunflowers for bouquets, and a bouquet or centerpiece workshop. “Sunflower Farm to Table Dinner” includes a sunset stroll in sunflower fields, a plated 6-course dinner, live music, and picturesque sunset views. Finally, “Hops in the Cornstalks & Find the Wine” features local beer and wines, a giant corn maze, live music, and delicious food (with even more details to be announced). Check the website for dates and deets.

Date: Sunflower festival is Sep. 16-17, 23-24, 30, and October 1. Pumpkin patch is Oct. 7-Oct. 29.
17673 French Prairie Rd. NE
St. Paul, OR
Online: fpgardens.com

Fir Point Farms

This perfectly rustic farmhouse in Aurora is just over half an hour away from Portland, making it a perfect day trip destination from the city. Parking and admissions are free, along with a variety of more active than typical activities, including volleyball, badminton, tetherball, and corn hole toss. Also included for free is admission to the petting zoo, where kiddos can say hi to the farm animals.

You can purchase admission to additional activities or buy an all-access wristband. These include the corn maze, hay wagon ride, mini pumpkin painting, cow trains, bounce houses, a playground for the younger kids, and even a paintball shooting gallery. And, of course, there’s a pumpkin patch for you to pick the perfect pumpkin to take home!

Dates: Sep. 30-Oct 28
14601 Arndt Rd.
Aurora, OR
Online: firpointfarms.com

Smith Berry Barn

Smith Berry Barn offers pumpkin picking starting in late September, grown using sustainable and primarily organic methods. And while most farms recommend that you wear boots to avoid potential mud and dirt, Smith Berry Barn has grown grass between the rows—so boots are totally optional.

The play area is geared toward the younger kids in the family, like a cute Tiny Tots Hay Maze and a straw pyramid house. Bring plenty of quarters, as the kids will want to keep feeding the friendly farm animals here!

Do you love all things pumpkin? Smith Berry Barn has tons of delectable options, including pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie milkshakes, and more. Yum! Adults in the group can also snag some hard cider on select days. And be sure to stop by the charming farm store, where you’ll find homemade jams and pies.

Dates: September and October
24500 SW Scholls Ferry Rd
Hillsboro, OR
Online: smithberrybarn.com

Liepold Farms

Liepold Farms is a family-owned, certified organic farm in Boring, Oregon. The farm has been hosting an annual Fall Festival every year since 1998, with attractions for all ages. Go pumpkin picking, take a ride on the bee train (weekends only), embark on a scavenger hunt, get up close and personal with miniature goats, and more.

The corn maze this year is themed “Under the Sea,” with the aim to better understand the role that our oceans play in our life and the food we eat. Kids can seek out various sea creatures and starfish. And keep an eye out for 10 marked dead ends in the corn maze—snap a picture of all 10 to win a prize and be entered into a drawing for a grand prize. Thrill seekers can attempt to navigate the dark maze with flashlights (although note that the maze is just dark, not haunted or spooky!).

You’ll also want to stop by the café on the weekends for delicious treats including fresh donuts and caramel apples, as well as the farm’s beloved homemade pulled pork.

Date: September and October
14480 SE Richey Rd.
Boring, OR
Online: liepoldfarms.com

Bauman’s Farm and Garden

Bauman’s Farm offers a huge range of fall activities—over 25 options for all-ages entertainment! The Harvest Festival’s offerings include pumpkin picking (of course!), a 3-acre corn maze, a pygmy baby goat barn, cider tours, animal feeding, a giant hay pyramid and slides, and oh so much more. New this year is a nut house—literally, a giant bin of hazelnuts for kids to dive into and play in.

Stop by on a weekend to also catch special events like the apple cannon and bug train ride.

Still not enough? There’s also a giant jumping pillow, rope maze, 1-hour long dark maze, a barnyard playground, obstacle course… and basically things to keep the kids (and adults) entertained for literal hours!

Dates: Sep. 23-Oct. 29
12989 Howell Prairie Rd NE
Gervais, OR
Online: baumanfarms.com

Packer Orchards

Located a bit further than some of the other pumpkin patches near Portland, Packer Orchard is well worth the hour’s drive to the Hood River Valley. On your drive through the Columbia River Gorge, look for changing leaves, waterfalls, and misty mountains.

Once you arrive, your little pumpkins won’t want to stop. Whether they’re drawn to the corn maze or can’t wait to feed a treat to the farm animals, there’s more than enough to keep the kids entertained (and tucker them out for the car ride home) all day long. The updated activity field includes a play area, trike track, and a giant hay slide the whole family can enjoy. And who can resist jumping into the corn bin?

The corn maze is large enough to be fun but not too large that you’ll get lost. On Fridays and Saturdays, the farm will stay open until later for the not-too-scary flashlight maze, which is a huge hit with big kids (and brave Littles). For the 12 and up crowd, there’s also the haunted corn maze, which is on the scarier side and a fun thrill. Be prepared for loud noises, bright lights, strobe lights, and more.

On your way back to the city, stop by The Gorge White House for some cider and wine.

Dates: Sep. 1-Oct. 29
3020 Thomsen Rd.
Hood River, OR
Online: packerorchards.com

Smith Rock Ranch

Smith Rock Ranch is a bit farther from Portland at a three-hour drive, but it’s worth the visit for the scenic views of Smith Rocks and the Cascades while you pick your pumpkins. Every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 4 p.m., you’ll also get the chance to enjoy some live music.

The ranch has plenty of the fall staples, including pumpkin cannons, and a themed corn maze. The maze design is always incredible, and this year’s theme is Spongebob! You’ll also find pony rides, a petting zoo, a fun zoo-themed train, face painting, mini-golf, and a western-themed Skull Hollow Shooting Gallery, for kids ages 5 and up.

The ranch is pet-friendly (though dogs aren’t allowed in the maze) and has a Bark Park for dogs to play off-leash.

Date: Sep. 29 through late October
1250 NE Wilcox Ave.
Terrebonne, OR
Online: smithrockranch.com

Make sure to capture all the fall fun—and share them with your family and friends near and far—with the Tinybeans app. The secure platform puts parents in total control of who sees and interacts with photos and videos of their kids.

Yes, dad jokes for kids are a little silly, but also a lot of fun

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent. (Har har!). You’ve cringed, laughed, and even been known to repeat them on occasion. The good news is that kids get a real kick out of them. Once you’re done with these cheesy dad jokes, try out the best jokes for kids, jokes that are good for school kids, and riddles that’ll keep the kids puzzled.

Typical Dad Jokes for Kids

father and son laughing at dad jokes for kids
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-I used to hate the hokey pokey, but I really turned myself around. 

-Is the refrigerator running? Better go catch it! 

(yeah, that one hurt us, too...)

-Why did the bicycle keep falling over?

It was two tired. 

-What do you call a man who tells dad jokes but isn’t a dad?

A faux pa. 

-Dad: I told my kids to embrace their mistakes, then they hugged me. 

-I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would be a win.

-Hey kids, I got you Fortnite. But it will only last two weeks. 

-What’s the secret to a good elevator pitch?

It has to work on many levels. 

-Want to hear a long joke?

Jooooooooooooooke. 

-What does a house always wear to a party?

Address. 

-Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau just threw microphones into the sea. Guess it’s true that great mimes sink a mic.

-Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is?

People are just dying to get in. 

-Kid: I’ll call you later! 

Dad: Just call me Dad! 

-When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When the punch line becomes apparent. 

-This pencil has two erasers. It’s totally pointless. 

Food-Related Dad Jokes for Kids

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-What kind of drink is bittersweet?

Reali-tea

-What do the royals put on their pancakes?

Sir Up. 

-My kid just asked me "Can I have this, apple?" 

Guess he doesn’t know my name is Dad. 

-Dad: Did you hear the butter rumor? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

-Why Did the vegetable call the plumber?

It had a leek.

-What do you get when you coddle a cow? 

Spoiled milk. 

-Dad: Another word of caution. Never tell secrets near a cornfield. They’re all ears.

-How many apples are growing on that tree?

All of them. 

-Why did the man buy so much yogurt? 

To get cultured.

-Time to take this cookie to the hospital! It’s feeling crummy.

-Evaporated milk is confusing. There's so much liquid in it. 

-Dad to kid: Where are French fries from? 

Kid: France?

Dad to kid: Greece! 

-Dad to kids at dinner: I would tell you my pizza joke but it’s just too cheesy. 

-What do you call a band of berries playing music?

A jam session.

-How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

Science Dad Jokes for Kids

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-“Kara, on average, how far can a dog run into the woods?”

"Gee, Grand Dad, I don’t know.”

“Half way. After that, the dog is running out of the woods.”

—Grand Dad jokes 49-52 submitted by our hilarious reader Dave

-Did you ever notice ants don't get sick?

They're full of anti-bodies. 

-I can't find the U-Cut tree farm. I'm completely stumped. 

-Doctor, doctor, I'm terrified of squirrels! 

[Doctor] You must be nuts. 

—Jerry C., faithful reader 

-Dad: This book about how Newton discovered gravity is so good! I just can’t put it down. 

-What do you call a fish with four eyes?

Fiiiish!

-Why doesn’t a photon need a suitcase?

Because it’s traveling light. 

-Dad to kid (in a serious voice): A word of advice, kid. Never trust atoms. They make up everything. 

-How does a musician win a fight?

They call for Bach up.

-Kid: Why are you talking to yourself, Dad?? 

Dad: I needed an expert's advice. 

-Dad: I am giving away all my batteries...free of charge! 

-How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses? 

Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space. 

Body-Related Dad Jokes

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-How do you make a Kleenex dance? 

Put a little boogie in it! 

-“You have a hole in your sock, Jack.”

“No, I don’t.”

“Sure you do.  That’s how you got your foot in it.”

-"Wow! Chase, you sure got tall. I hope you don’t grow another foot.” 

“Why not Grand Dad?” 

“Because if you do, Mommy will need to buy you a third sneaker.”

-"Grand Dad, you look pretty sharp.  Where did you get your haircut?”

“On my head, Shane.”

-Dad tells kids: Here’s a cautionary tale. Don’t sing in the shower! 

-Kid: Dad, did you get a haircut?

Dad: No, I got them all cut. 

-Dad: I never thought I’d be the type to have a beard. But then it just grew on me. 

Kids: What?? Why not?

Dad: If you get soap in your mouth, it will turn into a soap opera. 

Kids: GROAN!!!!! 

-Kid: Dad, it hurts when I move my arm like this.

Dad: Then don’t move your arm like that. 

-Why do skeletons stay so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin. 

-What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows. 

-Did you hear about the dad who chugged 8 sodas?

He burped 7-Up. 

-Kid to Dad: Why are there balloons in the bathroom?

Dad: I wanted to throw you a birthday potty. 

-What do you call a 12-inch nose?

A foot. 

-Dad, can you put my shoes on?

"Nope. They are too small for my feet."

 

Get in the holiday spirit, Texas style, with this list of 30 Dallas-area events that promise to be fun for the entire family

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and even if it’s barely sweater weather, Santa Claus is coming to Texas to bring plenty of holly jolly happenings to the DFW area. If all you want for Christmas is to spend some quality time with those you love, there is no shortage of festive fun throughout the greater Dallas region. From ice skating and train rides, and Santa visits to winter wonderlands, theater performances, and light displays, you can make Christmas 2022 one to remember by attending these holiday events.

Related: ‘Tis the Season for a Visit to a U-Cut Tree Farm

The Light Park
The Light Park is a drive-thru light show, so load up the car and dash your sleigh through millions of lights sparkling along to Christmas music.

Dates: Nov. 4-Jan. 1

1800 E Lamar Blvd.
Arlington, TX
Online: thelightpark.com

Santa’s Wonderland at Bass Pro Shops and Cabela’s
Get a free picture with Santa and complete some Christmas shopping for your outdoor enthusiasts all in one place. But before heading to your local Bass Pro Shops or Cabela’s, make an advanced photo reservation to ensure your visit is magical.

Dates: Nov. 5-Dec. 24

Various locations
Online: basspro.com

Holiday at the Arboretum
On the first day of Christmas, make your way to the Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Garden to view their 12 days of Christmas display alongside their beloved Christmas Village and Dazzling Musical Tree.

Dates: Nov. 10-Dec. 31 (closed on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, and New Year’s Day)

8525 Garland Rd.
Dallas, TX
Online: dallasarboretum.org

Christmas at Gaylord Texan
The Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center in Grapevine has brought back their signature Gaylord Hotels Original Experience – ICE! It’s an experience unlike any other with two million pounds of colorful ice carved into larger-than-life sculptures. In addition, their Christmas packages include a wide variety of classic holiday activities, such as an eight-lane tubing hill powdered with real snow, a gingerbread decorating corner, and a 6,000-square-foot ice skating rink.

Dates: Nov. 11-Jan. 1

1501 Gaylord Trail
Grapevine, TX
Online: christmasatgaylordtexan.marriott.com

The Trains at NorthPark
Since 1987, the Trains at NorthPark have benefited the Ronald McDonald House of Dallas, raising more than $13 million for 40,000+ families. The train exhibit includes a total of 1,600 feet of track, showcasing cities and sites from coast to coast.

Dates: Nov. 12-Jan. 6 (closed on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day)

8687 N. Central Expressway
Dallas, TX
Online: thetrainsatnorthpark.com

Dallas Zoo Lights
Feel some peace, love, and joy as you view millions of lights spread across the Dallas Zoo as part of this walk-thru event. Also, keep an eye out for lighted photo ops, animal lanterns, musical performances, unique animal experiences, and even Santa’s Workshop.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 17-Jan. 1

650 S. R. L. Thornton Freeway
Dallas, TX
Online: dallaszoo.com

Christmas at the Anatole
Every weekend, the Hilton Anatole transforms into a Texas-style North Pole with more than 40 different activities to keep your kids merry and bright all weekend long. Your little ones can enjoy holiday crafts, a train ride, s’mores, face painting, cookies with Mrs. Claus, and more as part of their North Pole Texas Room Experience. Plus, you can schedule Breakfast with Santa, too!

Dates: Weekends, Nov. 18-Dec. 24

2201 North Stemmons Freeway
Dallas, TX
Online: hilton.com

The Polar Express Train Ride
All aboard The Polar Express! Catch a ride on the Texas State Railroad and take a journey to the North Pole as part of this Christmas train ride adventure. You might even be served hot chocolate and cookies by dancing cocoa chefs.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 18-Dec. 27

789 Park Rd. 70
Palestine, TX
Online: texasstaterailroad.net

Radiance! A Holiday Light Spectacular
Advertised as the largest ice and light spectacular in Texas, Radiance! is a one-of-a-kind Christmas experience. After all, where else can you throw a bucket filled with real snowballs at mischievous elves, tube down an ice mountain, or ride a buckin’ Blitzen reindeer.

Insider Tip: With two different Radiance! experiences available, make sure to verify the location and corresponding activities before purchasing tickets.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 18-Dec. 31

2251 Mineral Wells Highway
Weatherford, TX

7300 Roughriders Trail
Frisco, TX
Online: radiancechristmas.com

Snowland at Great Wolf Lodge
If swimming in an 84-degree indoor water park sounds like the ideal holiday festivity, Great Wolf Lodge will have you believing in the magic of Christmas. Then after a dip in the pool, cool off with a visit to Snowland where you will discover a Frosty Fest Family Dance Party, a Snowland Scavenger Hunt, arts, crafts, competition games, and bingo.

Dates: Nov. 18-Jan. 4

100 Great Wolf Dr.
Grapevine, TX
Online: greatwolf.com

Peace Plaza Ice Rink
Bundle up and visit the Christmas Capital of Texas for an ice-skating adventure in Grapevine, TX.

Dates: Nov. 18-Jan. 8

815 S. Main St.
Grapevine, TX
Online: grapevinetexasusa.com

Galleria Dallas
Kick off the Christmas season with the Grand Tree Lighting Celebration at the Galleria Dallas, then reserve a time to visit SNOWDAY, Santaland, and the Grand Holiday Ice Show as well.

Dates: Nov. 18-Jan. 8

13350 Dallas Parkway
Dallas, TX
Online: galleriadallas.com

Lightscape at Fort Worth Botanic Garden
Take a walk through tunnels of lights, singing trees, sculptures, and a fire garden to welcome in the Christmas spirit.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 18-Jan. 8

3220 Botanic Garden Blvd.
Fort Worth, TX
Online: fwbg.org

Holiday In The Park at Six Flags Over Texas
For those thrill-seekers in your life, send them jingling all the way into the Texas skyline with a roller coaster ride or two. And if you have kiddos that would rather get into the Christmas spirit with both feet on the ground, they can enjoy a visit with Santa, s’mores fire pits, a peppermint path filled with thousands of twinkling lights, and a “Wishing Tree” light show.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 19-Jan. 1

2201 Rd. to Six Flags
Arlington, TX
Online: sixflags.com

Colorful Christmas at Crayola Experience
You can visit Randy the Reindeer or Forest Green the Singing Christmas Tree as part of the Colorful Christmas festivities at Crayola Experience. Also, be prepared to smile big for a holiday photo with your loved ones inside a life-sized snow globe.

Dates: Nov. 19-Jan. 3

6121 W Park Blvd., Suite A100
Plano, TX
Online: crayolaexperience.com

Holiday PJ Parties at ShowBiz Cinemas
Catch a Christmas movie or two this holiday season at ShowBiz Cinemas. Don’t forget to check out their specialty hot cocoa menu, too.

Dates: Wednesdays, Nov. 23-Dec. 21

108 Broadhead Rd.
Waxahachie, TX
Online: showbizcinemas.com

Prairie Lights
Prairie Lights is set at Lynn Creek Park on Joe Pool Lake in Grand Prairie. It consists of both a drive-thru light experience and a walk-thru forest filled with Christmas lights. The Holiday Village portion also includes carnival rides, vendors, sweet treats, and photos with Santa (for an additional fee).

Dates: Nov. 24-Dec. 31

5610 Lake Ridge Parkway
Grand Prairie, TX
Online: prairielights.org

 

Mainstay Farm Park
Known as the Biggest Backyard in Texas, Mainstay Farm Park is bustling with Christmas activities, rides, and farm adventures for youngsters. You can even choose and cut your own Christmas tree.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 25-Dec. 17

1004 W Bethesda Rd.
Cleburne, TX
Online: mainstayfarm.com

YesterLand Farm
With plenty of farm attractions and rides, the Christmas Carnival at YesterLand Farm provides holiday fun for everyone. Your entire family is sure to love the Christmas-decorated wagon ride, Animal Town, WesterLand Village, and new Christmas Light Experience.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 25-Dec. 18

15410 Interstate 20
Canton, TX
Online: yesterlandfarms.com

The Nutcracker presented by Texas Ballet Theater
What is Christmas without a performance of The Nutcracker?! Buy tickets to attend an enchanting performance in either Dallas or Fort Worth.

Dates: Nov. 25-Dec. 4; Dec. 9-Dec. 24

2403 Flora St.
Dallas, TX

525 Commerce St.
Fort Worth, TX
Online: texasballettheater.org

Lights on the Lake
Lights on the Lake is more than just a light show, it’s a one-stop shop for holiday fun. This Christmas event also includes live music and dance performances, food trucks, local vendors, a carousel, a ferris wheel, and an ice skating rink.

Dates: Select days between Nov. 25-Dec. 27

701 W Eldorado Parkway
Little Elm, TX
Online: lakefrontlittleelm.com

 

Enchant Christmas
As part of the Enchant Christmas event, lace up those ice skates, shop around a Christmas Village, walk through a story-themed Christmas Light Maze that leads to a 100-foot Christmas tree, and even have your little ones meet Santa.

Dates: Nov. 25-Jan. 1

3809 Grand Ave.
Dallas, TX
Online: enchantchristmas.com

Vitruvian Lights
Strolling through Vitruvian Park in Addison to view more than 550 trees adorned with millions of sparkling lights is a holiday destination you don’t want to miss.

Dates: Nov. 25-Jan. 1

3966 Vitruvian Way
Addison, TX
Online: udr.com

Epic H2olidays! at Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark
For a splashing good time, eat Breakfast with Santa or party it up at a New Year’s Eve party at Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark.

Dates: Select days, Nov. 26-Dec. 31

2970 Epic Place
Grand Prairie, TX
Online: epicwatersgp.com

Dallas Holiday Parade
Downtown Dallas comes to life during the Dallas Holiday Parade. As the City’s largest one-day, outdoor event, be prepared for a shoulder-to-shoulder crowd. Although attending the parade is free, spectators can purchase tickets to reserve bleacher seats.

Date: Dec. 3

Houston St. and Commerce St.
Dallas, TX
Online: dallasholidayparade.com

Tree Lighting Celebration at Klyde Warren Park
Set in the heart of downtown Dallas, Klyde Warren Park’s tree lighting is a popular Christmas event. This annual festivity also includes storytime with Mrs. Claus, photos with Santa, and a live show featuring Frosty and Rudolph.

Date: Dec. 3

2012 Woodall Rodgers Freeway
Dallas, TX
Online: klydewarrenpark.org

Las Colinas Holiday in the Plaza
With a ferris wheel, ice skating rink, food trucks, photo op with Santa, and 50+ local vendors, attending the Las Colinas Holiday in the Plaza marketplace is sure to make the season brighter.

Dates: Dec. 3-4

501 E Las Colinas Blvd.
Irving, TX
Online: lascolinas.org

Merry & Bright Christmas Drone Show
Nope, that’s not Santa’s sleigh flying over Grapevine. Rather, it’s a fleet of 160 drones lighting up the night sky as part of the Merry & Bright Drone Show.

Dates: Dec. 3 and Dec. 17

815 S. Main St.
Grapevine, TX
Online: gograpevine.com

The Colony Christmas Spectacular
Have yourself a merry little Christmas and take the family to see a Christmas Spectacular light show choreographed to music.

Dates: Dec. 3-Jan. 1

4900 Blair Oaks Dr.
The Colony, TX
Online: thecolonytx.gov

A Merry Cirque presented by Lone Star Circus
Acrobats, clowns, daredevils, and jugglers are sure to mesmerize your entire family into the Christmas spirit.

Dates: Dec. 15-Dec. 18

505 Travis St.
Coppell, TX
Online: coppellaartscenter.org