Although we’re not totally sure how it happened, anytime you think “mom underwear”, we know exactly what you’re picturing. Mostly because we’re doing the same thing. Up-to-your-bra-line, drab beige, stretched-out cotton. There’s really nothing wrong with that. If you’re comfortable rockin’ the classics, we’re all for it. But gone are the days where we have to go that route if we want any sort of departure from lacy pieces of fabric. The most comfortable women’s underwear out there isn’t the most boring anymore.

Nope. We live in the age of cute, functional, and, most importantly, comfortable undies. Obviously, moms aren’t the only ones who can fill their top drawers with these styles. But we also know us moms rely pretty heavily on all things easy when it comes to the basics. The nice thing about these goodies is that while they really are easy, they’re anything but basic. Retailers have stepped up their game when it comes to underwear for those of us who are in between all-lace and stretched-out beige. Maybe we’re just noticing them more now that we’re shopping for them, but we’re thinking brands have gotten the idea that practical and comfy doesn’t also have to mean boring or dumpy. We’ve rounded up some of our favorite pairs of the most comfortable women’s underwear right here. This underwear is definitely not your mom’s underwear. Colorful, seamless, flirty. We’ve got them all here.

Harper Wilde Bliss Hiphugger

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Harper Wilde

Made with Harper Wilde's signature Bliss microfiber fabric that's super breathable and smoothing, the Hiphugger moves with you without bunching or riding up. These are also elastic-free, so they're stretchy and don't dig in at the waist or legs. Sizes XS-6XL. Available in 7 colors.

Harper Wilde Bliss Hiphugger ($16.00/ea or 3 for $36.00)—Buy Here!

esme Seaweed Underwear

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esme

Silky-soft, seaweed-based (really!) that naturally prevents yeast infections and UTIs, esme is the new girl on the block. They're long-lasting and odor-blocking, plus vitamins, amino acids, and minerals can help reduce inflammation, soothe itchiness, and relieve skin conditions. This underwear really does it all. Available in sizes S-XL, briefs or thongs, and in 4 colors.

esme Seaweed Underwear ($24.00+)—Buy Here!

Leonisa Truly Undetectable Comfy Shaper Panty

blonde woman standing posed in white bra and dark blue shaping underwear
Leonisa

"Comfy shaper panty" sounds about as believable as "unicorns that hand out free money", but these are seriously comfortable. There's no faking here—these undies just smooth and add a little definition to your beautiful curves, give your tush a little lift, and don't show under clothes. All without pinching, bunching, or feeling like you can't breathe. Available in 6 colors, in sizes S-XL.

Leonisa Truly Undetectable Comfy Shaper Panty ($35.00)—Buy Here!

Saalt Leakproof Comfort Bikini

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Saalt

Midrise with a little cheekiness, these leakproof undies are made with soft-stretch Tencel Modal for ultimate comfort. Wear them daily, or reach for them during your cycle for regular days, or as a backup for a cup or disc (or, y'know, sneezing. Moms get it.). They also work great for bladder protection. Available in 3 colors, in sizes XS-2XL.

Saalt Leakproof Comfort Bikini ($34.00)—Buy Here!

Auden Laser Cut Cheeky Underwear at Target

Target

Target's Auden line has lots of different options, but we do love the Laser Cut Cheekies since they're oh-so-soft and seamless. They also come in 7 colors/prints and plus sizes.

Auden Laser Cut Cheeky Underwear at Target ($5.00)—Buy Here!

Smoothez No Show Legging Undies

Aerie

Aerie knows leggings, so their Smoothez Legging Undies are the perfect partner for your faves. Truly no-show an so lightweight you might forget you're even wearing them. Come in 12 colors and sizes XXS-XXL.

Smoothez No Show Legging Undies ($8.95)—Buy Here!

Soma Cotton Modal Tailored Hipster

Soma

This sleek and tailored pair combines cotton and modal for awesome comfort and the tailored waistband makes them jeans-ready. Available in XS-XXL and 10 colors.

Soma Cotton Modal Tailored Hipster ($10.00/ea or 6 for $39.00)—Buy Here!

Skims Boyshort

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Skims

If you like a full coverage undie that still looks and feels great, the Skims Boyshort delivers. Available in 14 colors and sizes XXS-4X.

Skims Boyshort ($22.00)—Buy Here!

Negative Whipped French Cut Brief

Negative

Negatie's Whipped line is made with micro modal stretch fabric imported from Austria (hi there, Fancy Pants) for the lightest, barely-there feel. The faux fly detail and high-cut also makes them adorable. They come in 9 colors and sizes XS-XXL.

Negative Whipped French Cut Brief ($45.00)—Buy Here!

Bare Necessities Adjustable G-String

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Bare Necessities

Yeah, we added a G-string to the list, but this isn't just your regular thong. Getting to adjust the waistband makes a huge difference in the comfort of these undies, so if you want a minimal-coverage pair that doesn't dig into your hips, these are a dream. Available in 7 colors and sizes S-3XL.

Bare Necessities Adjustable G-String ($9.00)—Buy Here!

Athleta Ritual Bikinis

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Athleta

Made for daily wear (or a good night's sleep), Athleta's Ritual Bikini Underwear stays put without sliding and feels smooth and lightweight. Available in 10 colors and sizes XXS-3XL.

Athleta Ritual Bikinis ($16.00)—Buy Here!

Seamless Half-Back Underwear 6-pk

Cosomall/Amazon

Who doesn't love a good multi-pack? Over 11,000 Amazon reviewers definitely do. With a half-back for mid-coverage and a seamless design, they're a real value. Available in 5 color and print sets and sizes XS-XXL.

Seamless Half-Back Underwear 6-pk ($20.99)—Buy Here!

Warners No Pinching, No Problems Dig-Free Hipster

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Kohl's

With a name like this, these hipsters pretty much sell themselves. Digging underwear is terrible, and these microfiber hipsters make sure you don't have that problem anymore. Available in 28 colors and sizes S-3XL.

Warners No Pinching, No Problems Dig-Free Hipster ($8.50/ea or 5 for $35.00)—Buy Here!


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Do you prefer to keep your blood circulation in tact? This is the best shapewear for you (really!).

Shapewear has come a long way (you know, from lace-up corsets and stuff). Most of us aren’t willing to wear control-top pantyhose every day or want to avoid taking a deep breath. Which is, of course, very reasonable. But the thing is, sometimes we just want to smooth things out. Add a little shape. Feel a bit more ‘held’. And we want to do that while maintaining blood flow to our extremities. We looked high and low and found the best shapewear that managed to tick all the boxes.

We want you to feel great in your body, so we’re definitely not pushing a whole reshaping of your already gorgeous figure. The best shapewear can just be a tool to feel put together and supported, without completely revamping your bod. Of course, if you feel most comfortable with strong compression, we’ve got options there, too. But really, we want to reframe shapewear as an enhancement to your beautiful body rather than mega camouflage. And we refuse to feel like we can’t sit down or eat a meal while we’re wearing it. These are the gold standard in comfort + support, if we do say so ourselves.

ThirdLove ComfortStretch Smoothing Full Coverage Bra

close up of taupe colored full coverage bra
ThirdLove

Bye bye bumps and bulges, hello sleek look under clothes. The newest style from the bra geniuses at ThirdLove offers extra back and underarm coverage, plus smooth full coverage cups. Looking for versatility? The straps convert to an X-back! Available in 2 colors, sizes up to 44H.

ThirdLove ComfortStretch Smoothing Full Coverage Bra ($78.00)—Buy Here!

YITTY Nearly Naked Shaping High Waist Thong

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YITTY

Lizzo-found brand YITTY (her childhood nickname, actually!) is all about size-inclusive, celebratory shapewear that fits and makes you feel great. Not smaller or bigger; just more pulled together. The Nearly Naked Thong is a now-show pair of undies that shape, smooth, and wick away moisture. Not feeling a thong? They also come in briefs, and you'll probably want to check out the whole YITTY Shapewear Line. Available in multiple colors, sizes XS-6X.

YITTY Nearly Naked Shaping High Waist Thong (VIP $24.95/Reg $34.95)—Buy Here!

Honeylove SuperPower Brief

Honeylove

Honeylove somehow managed to make shapewear...fashion? The bandage support details on this pair are so edgy and cool, but the real hero here is the effect. Targeted compression sculpts your midsection, flexible boning prevents roll-down, and mesh fabric smooths your bottom for a highly supportive, sweat-wicking shapewear piece. Available in 6 colors, sizes XS-3X. Use code TINYBEANS at checkout for 10% off your purchase!

Honeylove SuperPower Brief ($84.00)—Buy Here!

Truekind Supportive Comfort Wireless Shaping Bra

woman wearing cream-colored bralette
Shapermint

With the comfort of a bralette, the molded cups of a traditional bra, and the versatility of convertible straps, it's no wonder this Wireless Shaping Bra has such great ratings. Available in 4 colors and sizes S-4XL.

Truekind Supportive Comfort Wireless Shaping Bra ($32.99)—Buy Here!

SPANX OnCore Mid-Thigh Short

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SPANX

You had to know cult-favorite SPANX would make an appearance here! Aside from the firm support and famous SPANX shaping, the OnCore Mid-Thigh Shorts are a mid-rise, so they hit at your natural waist if you want to skip on the high-rise option. Available in 5 colors and sizes XS-XL.

SPANX OnCore Mid-Thigh Short ($64.00)—Buy Here!

SKIMS Seamless Sculpt Mid Thigh Bodysuit

SKIMS

Social media-approved bodysuit? You found it. It's the SKIMS Seamless Mid Thigh Bodysuit flaunts strong compression and targeted control along the waist, tummy, and legs, plus butt-enhancing pockets for a lifted look. Comes in a whopping 10 colors and sizes XXS-4X.

SKIMS Seamless Sculpt Mid Thigh Bodysuit ($74.00)—Buy Here!

AirSlim Firm Tummy Compression Bodysuit Shaper with Butt Lifter

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Shapellx

This compression bodysuit sculpts from your back, waist, and down to your tummy and thighs. It also comes with adjustable and removable straps and a butt-lifter (padding-free). It comes in 3 colors and sizes XS-6X.

AirSlim Firm Tummy Compression Bodysuit Shaper with Butt Lifter ($48.40)—Buy Here!

Leonisa Extra High Waisted Firm Compression Legging

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Leonisa

For those of us who like to feel held in by our leggings, this pair from Leonisa delivers. With an inner layer of PowerSlim for firm compression to sculpt from mid-to-lower tummy, they also have an outer layer that's super soft. Available in black and blue, sizes XS-XXL.

Leonisa Extra High Waisted Firm Compression Legging ($52.00+)—Buy Here!

Bodyflexx Double-Duty Bodysuit Shaper

woman wearing ivory mid-thigh bodysuit shapewear
Bodyflexx Shapewear

Versatile and functional, this shaper can be worn under a ton of outfits, or paired with a cardigan, denim jacket, skirt, or jeans for a layered outerwear option. Add bust and back support and you'll walk taller all day no matter how you wear it. Available in 3 colors, sizes XS/S-3X/4X.

Bodyflexx Double-Duty Bodysuit Shaper ($44.00)—Buy Here!

SHAPERX Seamless Sculpting Thong Body Shaper

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SHAPERX

This viral bodysuit has been all over social media, hailed as a budget-friendly alternative to the SKIMS version. Believe us when you say you'll pull it out of the package and assume there's no way it'll fit, but it does. It's ultra-stretchy, offers compression except in the bust (so it's great for all bra sizes), and comes in 11 colors, sizes XXS/XS-4XL/5XL.

SHAPERX Seamless Sculpting Thong Body Shaper ($37.99)—Buy Here!

Express Body Contour High Compression Tee

Express

Everyone needs a great t-shirt in their closet, so why not make it extra-flattering with a sculpting fabrication from Express? It's excellent as a base layer or styled all on its own. Available in 5 colors and sizes XS-XL.

Express Body Contour High Compression Tee ($48.00)—Buy Here!

Knix LuxeLift Tank

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Knix

It's not officially compression shapewear, but we're in love with this tank top from Knix that lets us go braless and smooths our silhouette. It's even designed to relax and adapt to your shape as you wear it! Available in 2 colors, sizes S-XXXL+.

Knix LuxeLift Tank ($59.00)—Buy Here!

Shapewear Bodysuits 3pk

Amazon

This is shapewear that's meant to be seen. Bodysuits are back, but don't let that freak you out. Ease into the trend with blazers, cardigans, or wide-leg jeans or pants to offset the fitted top. Of course, even if you're super experienced in the bodysuit arena, this 3-pack is such a steal. Available with a thong back, in multiple colors, and sizes XS-XL.

Shapewear Bodysuits 3pk ($35.99)—Buy Here!

Cotton High Waist Tummy Control Panties 5pk

Amazon

Who doesn't love a good multipack? Snag this set of 5 tummy-smoothing undies at a steal (less than $20!) and see what over 12,500 Amazon reviewers are raving about! Multiple colors/prints available in sizes XS-4XL.

Cotton High Waist Tummy Control Panties 5pk ($19.98)—Buy Here!

Naomi and Nicole Sheer Capri Pantliner

Naomi and Nicole

They're calling these 'pantliners', which is a new one to us, but they're so clever. Wear them with your most fitted jeans or pants for extra smoothing, or with a skirt and boots while it's still chilly outside. Available in nude or black, sizes S-2X.

Naomi and Nicole Sheer Capri Pantliner ($23.97)—Buy Here!

Sheertex Shaping Sheer Rip-Resist Tights

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Sheertex

Hold on, because this is wild. Sheertex tights are made with technology featuring one of the world's strongest polymers, typically used in ballistics and climbing equipment. So...it's safe to say they don't rip easily? Aside from this wildly strong fabrication, they offer great tummy and thigh shaping. They have a huge assortment of tights, so check them all out. Available in sizes XS-3XL.

Sheertex Shaping Sheer Rip-Resist Tights ($35.00+)—Buy Here!

Underoutfit The Comfort Shaping Bra

woman in bralette and boyshorts
Underoutfit

Underoutfit is created for people seeking the most support + the most comfort. It's no small feat, but The Comfort Shaping Bra does it. It's breathable, wire-free, has sewn-in pads (no hunting around for those removable ones or constantly shifting so it doesn't look like one is pointing in the wrong direction), and they managed to eliminate the old uniboob effect. Available in multiple colors and sizes S-3XL (they also offer a 180 day return window!).

Underoutfit The Comfort Shaping Bra ($29.90)—Buy Here!

LNDR THE CHISEL Leggings

woman in sports bra, leggings, and sneakers
LNDR

According to LNDR, 'Think: If Michelangelo made leggings.' THE CHISEL is their #1 bestseller, and it probably has something to do with them being 'the most sculpting performance leggings on the planet', we're guessing. Made using premium recycled polyamide and a higher grade elastane than any other brand (according to LNDR), they're knitted using seamless technology, creating different levels of compression and optimum shaping throughout the leg, thigh, butt, and tummy.

Available in 7 colors, 2 lengths, and sizes XS/S-L/XL, keep in mind that these are intense shaping leggings. If that's a little more...intense...than you're looking for, LNDR has a bunch of different options and levels of shaping in their leggings arsenal

LNDR THE CHISEL Leggings ($148.00)—Buy Here!

Sleeveless Catsuit

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Amazon

Believe it or not, catsuits are a great wardrobe addition. They offer shaping under cold-weather clothes, but we're really big fans of throwing them on with a jacket, cardigan, or sweatshirt and just going for it. It's also excellent for workouts! Available in 16 colors and sizes XS-XXL.

Sleeveless Catsuit ($26.39+)—Buy Here!

 

 

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Are you dreading potty training? Feeling stuck in an always-slightly-wet cycle? Wishing you knew when to start potty training? We’ve got you covered.

Potty training can definitely be daunting. Whether you’re dreading starting, have started and stopped more than once, find yourself on an unsuccessful plateau, or wondering when to start potty training, it’s a big step. The right tools are a must, so we found them for you. These products are clean, clever, and convenient, so not only will your kiddo learn the tricks of the toilet trade, you’ll be able to hang onto your sanity. We’ve been there and now we’re here to help tackle this childhood chapter. So if you’re wondering when to start potty training, it might be time. Read on for our guide to some of the best potty training supplies out there.

Joovy Loo Potty Chair

White potty training potty
Joovy Loo

The design of this training potty has a completely sealed inner bowl and has two parts that fit together cleanly, keeping cracks and nooks out of the way of splashes and spills!

Joovy Loo Potty Chair ($44.95)—Buy Here!

PottyCover 6-Pack Disposable Toilet Seat Covers

PottyCover

Potty training doesn't have to stop just because you aren't at home! These disposable toilet seat covers keep little ones away from germs and moisture thanks to the woven top and plastic bottom.

PottyCover 6-Pack Disposable Toilet Seat Covers ($8.99)—Buy Here

Potty Training Watch

SKYROKU

Thanks, technology! This little-wrist-ready wristwatch has a customizable looping alarm with music and lights to get their attention no matter what they're doing and remind them to head to the potty. It's lightweight, waterproof, and the perfect fit for small wrists. Available in multiple colors.

Potty Training Watch ($19.99)—Buy Here

Sposie Dribbles Underwear Inserts

Children's underwear liner
Select Kids

We're all for disposable kiddo underwear, but some kids find them a little embarrassing. Underwear inserts are far more discreet and can even work for older kids struggling with a bed-wetting phase or sleeping over at friends' houses!

Sposie Dribbles Underwear Inserts ($18.99)—Buy Here!

Poofetti

Jar of confetti
PrimaStella

This is exactly what you think it is. Aptly named "potty flair", this septic-safe, essential oil-scented confetti is sprinkled into the toilet when it's time to go, then flush away! Developed by a mom (we always love that), Poofetti can also be used as a target for training little boys to aim!

Poofetti ($5.99)—Buy Here!

The First Years Super Pooper Plus Potty Toilet Training Seat

Potty training set
The First Years

Let's get real: one of the most challenging parts of potty training is teaching your little one to be comfortable with going #2. This training potty makes it more comfortable, especially for kiddos who have some fear or discomfort around going. The footrest lifts their legs into a squatting position that's been proven to make going easier!

The First Years Super Pooper Plus Potty Toilet Training Seat ($36.99)—Buy Here!

The First Years Sit or Stand Potty & Urinal 2-in-One Potty Training Chair

The First Years

The 2-in-1 seat clips to the side of your toilet for an adjustable height urinal, or can be set straight up on the floor for a traditional training potty!

The First Years Sit or Stand Potty & Urinal 2-in-1 Potty Training Chair ($19.99)—Buy Here!

Double-Up Step Stool

Set of two interlocking grey stools
Skip Hop

The space-saving nesting design creates either a double-step-up stool or two separate stools to assist kids in reaching the sink for washing up or stand-up potty training!

Double Step-Up Stool ($22.00)—Buy Here!

OXO Tot 2-in-1 Potty with Travel Bag

2-in-1 travel potty
OXO

On-the-go potty training problems be gone! This seat works as a stand-alone potty with disposable bags (3 included) or can clip onto any standard toilet seat!

OXO Tot 2-in-1 Potty with Travel Bag ($20.95)—Buy Here!

Friday Baby All-in-One Potty Kit

Frida Baby All in One Potty Kit
Frida Baby

A one-and-done kit for all your potty training needs, it includes the Frida Baby Grow-With-Me Potty, toilet-topper, step-stool, and clean-up essentials!

Frida Baby All-in-One Potty Kit ($55.00)—Buy Here!

MooMoo Baby 8-Pack Toddler Training Underwear

8 pack toddler training underwear
MooMoo Baby

Amazon reviewers are gaa-gaa for these training undies! With extra-absorbent fabric that’s still soft and comfy on kids' skin and several styles to choose from, it's easy to see why verified Amazon customers rate these 4.6 stars!

MooMoo Baby 8-Pack Toddler Training Underwear ($26.32)—Buy Here!

Seat Magic Stickers

Cradle Plus

These stickers react to heat, so when your kiddo goes potty, the sticker changes from black to a fun image! They're reusable and shown to be extremely effective in getting your child trained within 1-3 days (all kiddos are different, but having a fully-trained little one within 3 days is a definite possibility!).

Seat Magic Stickers ($12.99)—Buy Here!

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Here’s what to do when your child gets three of the same toy for Christmas

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone’s holiday resembled a scene depicted in a Norman Rockwell painting? It’s just not realistic—and where’s the fun in that, anyway? Smiles and tantrums, calm and kerfuffles, serenity, and debacles are all the things that make the holidays unpredictable and beautiful. Our holiday survival guide includes a list of possible snafus and tips to help you keep your cool.

Possible Snafu: Meltdowns on Santa’s Lap

holiday survival guide tip: what to do when they meet santa
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Imagine you’re standing in the line of melting children and anxious parents waiting to overpay for that annual snapshot with the mall Santa. It's your turn and suddenly one of your little angels develops an irrational fear of all things Santa. Mr. Claus props your kid up like a wet noodle as you’re looking for the nearest exit.

Holiday Survival Guide Tip: What's the problem here? A cheesy mall snapshot capturing a Level 4 toddler freakout and an obviously annoyed Santa is Instagram gold. Get the shot, dig out their favorite lovie you’ve stashed in the diaper bag, and smile because this is a picture you’ll treasure.

Possible Snafu: Gift Duplication

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An adult who receives a duplicate gift will proclaim their love of the item while discreetly digging through tissue paper in search of a gift receipt, careful to preserve any tags. Children, however, are prone to reactions anywhere on the spectrum of matter-of-a-fact “I already own this” proclamations to window-shattering, rolling-on-the-floor screaming fits.

Survival Tip: Never underestimate the value of role-playing. Prepare them for the possibility this could happen and coach them on ways to respond— "No matter what you receive, just say 'thank you" It's also a great time to remind them it’s the thought, not the gift, that counts. Play a fun role-playing game and simulate opening something they already own, allowing yourselves to get a little silly. Should the situation occur, it’ll be an amusing wink-and-nod secret between you.

 

Related: 15 Genius Photo Hacks to Try This Holiday Season

Possible Snafu: Toy Surplus

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Once the pine-scented dust has settled, post-holidays, you’re left with a mountain of toys and tchotchkes that need to find a resting place in your already-busting-at-the-seams home. Finding space for the 25 spider rings and 16 pencils accumulated at the school Halloween party drove you to tears, and now you need to find space for a life-sized panda bear, Barbie’s Beach House, and Ken’s midlife-crisis cherry red Corvette.

Holiday Survival Guide Tip: Resist the urge to meet the garbage man at the curb come trash collection day and adopt a one-in, one-out rule. A couple of weeks before Christmas, review your kid’s wish list with them and explain in order to receive, they need to give. Be prepared: They’re resourceful little boogers and will try to convince you they can find space for it all—even if it means shoving things under chairs, stacking items precariously, or throwing out their underpants to make room in a drawer. Donate gently loved but no longer wanted toys to a worthy local nonprofit organization.

 

Possible Snafu: Batteries Not Included

holiday survival guide: make sure you have lots of batteries
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Toy manufacturers seem to enjoy the idea of parents wrestling with a mini screwdriver to get battery compartments open. And they usually don’t even throw us a bone by giving us the first round of juice with a starter set of batteries. What do you do if it's Christmas Day, no stores are open and Johnny cleared out his closet to make room for a life-like dinosaur that walks, talks, transforms, and is slated to crush his little sister’s My Little Pony herd?

Survival Tip: Do yourself a favor and buy batteries in bulk before Santa makes his rounds. For the most part, you know what gifts they’re receiving, so research the batteries requirements and be sure to have them on hand. Throw a few extra in the cart for the unexpected gifts from the family.  While you're at it, grab a toothpick-sized screwdriver the next time you're at the hardware store— you're going to need it.

Related: 30 Life-Changing Hacks to Save Your Holiday Season

Possibly Snafu: Understocked Pantry

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Holiday euphoria has fueled a sudden burst of energy and you have an inexplicable urge to bake 15 different types of cookies and a fruit cake. After a quick ingredient review, you realize you're a ¼ tsp. of vanilla away from your destiny, but your little one is napping. Even if he wasn’t, you risk getting stuck in line behind the people clearing out the bottled water supply preparing for snowmageddon because they spotted a flake.

Holiday Survival Guide Tip: Stock up on baking essentials. Most ingredients required for baking have a long shelf life, so if it takes you until Easter to use them all, no biggie. You can also get simple ingredients and lots of staples delivered to your home fast by using a food delivery service such as Instacart.

Possible Snafu: There Is Noise ... Lots of It

holiday survival guide: how to deal with loud toys
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Maybe before you were a parent it brought you great joy to buy the most annoying gift you could possibly find for a sibling's kids. Why not? You didn’t have to live with it and plus, when you were little your brother teased you relentlessly, so he totally deserved to lose partial hearing because you gifted his two-year-old cymbals. The day of reckoning is upon you—the gifts your kid receives will be big, they will be loud and they’re going to have more pieces than stars in the sky.

Survival Tip: We can't help you here. If you fired the first shots, you have no choice but to accept an annoying gift or two. After the scores have been settled, initiate a peace treaty so no one needs to live in fear of what might be under the tree. Discuss parameters for gifts and work together to complete wish lists. If they break the treaty, you are well within your rights to unleash a wrath that can only be calmed by buying your niece or nephew a rambunctious puppy or a matching drum set for those cymbals.

 

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It might be that they’re so darn big, so otherworldly, or they just relate to children’s slightly feral and ferocious side. Regardless of the reasons, many toddlers develop a huge affinity for dinosaurs. Whether you have a future paleontologist, or just a kid with a giant Jurassic crush, everyone in the family will love these funny, silly, amazing, loving or true books about Cretaceous critters.


What the Dinosaurs Saw

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From the Big Bang to the age of Modern Humans, explore the entirety of just what the dinosaurs saw in this stunning book by Fatti Burke. Simple and colorful illustrations help discuss dinosaur diets and anatomy, the cretaceous period, dinosaur growth and so much more. Everyone will enjoy this vibrant and educational book. Ages: 6-8


Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

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We have to start with the one you won’t mind reading and re-reading to infinity and beyond. Mo Willems books (if you don’t know Knuffle Bunny, Pigeon and Elephant & Piggie, run to the library right now—we’ll wait for you) are a home library staple for a reason. They make kids read and giggle and you don’t mind reading it for the fifth or 55th time. In this spin on a classic, Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur and a visiting dino from Norway hatch a plot to trap a tasty pudding filled girl, who manages to outwit them. There’s lots for everyone to enjoy and discuss for many years to come. Ages 3-6


Oh My Oh My Oh Dinosaurs!

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This is perfect for baby’s first dino book. If your little one clutches a stuffed stegosaurus in her crib, start her off with this book of opposites. The sing-song rhyming opposing dinosaurs are fun to read aloud and the silly pictures of the board book will have kids turning pages on their own. There are dinosaurs cold and hot, cute and not and kids love them all. Ages: 1-3


How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight?

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We have to include this whole series of books, with the adorable and child-like dinosaurs. And if you haven’t read any, the original book (this one) is the place to start. For bedtime loathing, dinosaur loving kids, this book is a sweet way to end the night. Every page asks if a dino would do something naughty (and familiar) at bedtime when mama or papa turn out the light, and answers no, this is how a dinosaur says goodnight: just the way we want every good little dino (or human!) to behave. There are now How Do Dinosaur books for lots of situations: Say I Love You, Play with Friends, Clean the Room, etc. But the first is the best. The delightful illustrations add to the charm of the books. Ages: 2-5


Danny and the Dinosaur

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The text is simple, the story is sweet and this book has been classic for over 50 years for a reason. Danny visits the museum, sees the dinosaurs and thinks it would be nice to play with one. Overhearing his wish, a dinosaur answers “And I think it would be nice to play with you.” They eat ice cream, go to the zoo, visit the ballpark and have a wonderful day; pretty much every kid’s dream! Both a fun read aloud, and a great early reader, the bonus is that visiting grandparents will totally recognize and remember this book and treasure reading it again, this time to a new generation. Ages: 3-7


Tea Rex

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But, what about kids who like dinosaurs and tea parties? The Venn overlap is larger than you might initially think, and this book is perfect for those kids. (Or families that have one kiddo who loves tea and one who loves the T-Rex.) Can a giant dinosaur follow the rules of an elegant tea? He can certainly try, and with hysterical results. The illustrations are lovely and there’s much to absorb on each page. There are two other books in the series: Camp Rex and Sea Rex, and they are almost as delightful as Tea Rex. Ages: 3-6


Dinosaur vs. The Library

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Dinosaur takes on a whole host of things: the Potty, Bedtime, Santa, School and even Mommy! But one of our favorites is Dinosaur vs. The Library, because it’s perfect to read when you visit the library to check out more dinosaur books. In each book, Dinosaur faces a new challenge (in this instance, he roars his way to the library, but while his roar wins friends, it may have met it’s match in the quiet of a library story time.) Can dinosaur learn to use his inside roar? Really fun to read aloud and practice roaring together. Ages: 1-4


Dinosaurs Love Underpants

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What led to the extinction of the mighty dinosaur? A love of underpants! Or so this story goes, when embarrassed cavemen invented undies because they felt rude being nude, and dinos were so taken with the briefs that they instigated a tug of war that brought an end to the species. It’s totally nonsensical. It’s not remotely factual. So of course kids adore it. While you won’t learn much about how dinosaurs actually became extinct, you will get to see accurate pictures and names of dinosaurs, so even kids who know their stuff will go along with the kooky premise. Because underpants are always funny. Ages: 2-8


Dinosaur Dig!

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If dinos can take tea and wear underwear, they certainly can dig. And dig they do, uniting many tots very favorite things: diggers, dinosaurs and dirt. Each page of this counting book has different species using different digging or construction vehicles, ranging from the T-Rex with the backhoe to the Stegosaurus manning (dino-ing?) the dump truck, so it’s perfect for your toddler or young reader who has trouble deciding which he loves more, the Spinosaurus or the steamroller. If this one becomes a favorite, you’re in luck. There’s also Dinosaur Zoom!, Dinosaur Rescue! and Dinosaur Rocket! by the same author. Ages: 2-6


Saturday Night at the Dinosaur Stomp

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This is the one you read before bath time not bed time, since this book will get your little ones up and moving their bodies in a stomp of their own. The rhythmic text begs you to make up your own beat and will get your whole prehistoric gang on their feet, because when dinosaurs want to let off steam, they gather to rock! You’ll learn to pronounce all the dino names as you read and re-read, and kids will chant along with “Boomalacka, boomalacka Whack! Whack! Whack!” Ages: 2-6


Mad Scientist Academy—Dino Disaster

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The first book in this new series just happens to be about dinosaurs. And, it just happens to be in comic book format. Which means this is a fantastic transition book for reluctant readers to read to themselves, and it’s such a fun one they’ll be clamoring for the next book in the series, due out in July of 2016. It’s the first day of school for a bunch of different students (including a werewolf, vampire and swamp creature) and their new teacher, Dr. Cosmic. They learn about an exhibit he’s been working on (about dinosaurs) and keeping an eye out for Oscar, the escaped school pet (who happens to be a dinosaur). There’s plenty of actual information tucked away in this fun format and silly style. Ages: 5-8

 


National Geographic Kids Ultimate Dinopedia

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Every obsession needs a corresponding reference book in the home library, and this one is perfect for young dinofans as well as those who have graduated to big kid prehistoric fascinations. While reading it on their own is too hard for little guys, the pictures are wonderful, and when they have questions that you may not remember the answers to (seriously, what’s the difference between a Centrosaurus and Triceratops?), you can look up the answer together. This accessible, visually stunning book is packed with facts kids can use to impress their friends and it will grow with them. Organized by period (Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous), it includes over 125 species described in rich detail and featuring facts at a glance. Truly a must have. All ages.


Jurassic Poop

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Jurassic Poop by Jacob Berkowitz and Steve Mack We have to end with this one that will fascinate the big kid who still loves dinos and doesn’t want to admit it, and is also a fun and funny (and informative!) read aloud for young dino (or poop) lovers. It’s actually a remarkable look at the science of studying fossilized poop, from dinosaurs and other animals, to learn about what they ate and what that can teach us about how they lived. Potty humor plus dinosaurs plus actual scientific investigation makes it an intriguing read for just about the whole family. Ages: 7-12

 

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Over the course of the last few weeks, my four-year-old has developed a horrible new habit. He gets out of bed multiple times a night, begins screaming, “MAMA” at the top of his lungs, and moves into the bedroom, still screaming, until I sit up and have a conversation with him about why he is screaming for me.

I cannot tell a lie, it completely and totally sucks. There is nothing like being jarred from sleep by a four-year-old with a blood-curdling scream. The first time it happened, I was terrified. I thought he had fallen out of his bed and broken his leg or that something equally as terrifying had happened.

But no. That is and never has been the case.

All I have to do is ask him what’s wrong and he will calm down after about 30 seconds and say something along the lines of, “My big toe itches. Will you scratch it?” through snot and tears. So I scratch his toe or rub his back, or get him “this much” to drink.

As a person that truly loves sleep and needs at least eight hours a night to function, I have developed a habit where I lie in bed all night anticipating that blood-curdling scream. So needless to say, I have not been getting the best sleep lately.

This morning, I got a blood-curdling scream and thought about how much I miss the little things, like being able to sleep and having alone time.

Disclaimer: Yes, I love my children more than life itself. I would step in front of a train for them. But becoming a parent has taught me that some things are non-negotiable. So don’t comment that I’m a bad mom, Lisa, the internet troll.

Here are 11 things you must love —or learn to love—if you want to become a parent.

1. Being woken up in the middle of the night by a blood curdling scream or by its equally terrifying counterpart, the tiny person staring at you while you sleep.

2. Poop. Cleaning poop. Picking up poop. Finding poop in odd places. Teaching your kid to poop in the potty. Watching them poop in the backyard like the dog. That last one might just be me.

3. Never being alone. The minute you have kids, you will never have alone time again. They will always find you. You could hide in the crawl space under your house and a tiny little hand would find its way under a crack to ask what you’re doing.

4. Fart jokes. Maybe this is just because I’m a boy mom, but my kid is in the “fart, poop, laugh” phase and it’s killing me. Every sentence ends with the word poop, fart, toilet or underpants.

5. Bad knock-knock jokes. Henry just learned what knock-knock jokes are and I have said, “Poop who” at least 500 times in the last 5 days.

6. Crumbs. I don’t care what my kids are eating, they will somehow make a massive amount of crumbs from it. They could eat ice cream in a bowl and somehow develop crumbs. My advice is to get a dog to lick up the crumbs.

7. Someone completely defying societal norms. Having a kid is like one big sociology project. They will stand in the elevator facing the wrong way. They will tickle the back of a random person’s neck while at church. They will scream, “Is that a BUTT?” at someone in Target. And yes, Lisa, I have told my child we don’t say butt, but he has not complied.

8. Tantrums. Wrong color bowl for eggs? Lay on the ground screaming. Wrong superhero cartoon? More screaming. Ask if they had a good day at preschool? Screaming and crying. Taking them to a place they asked to go? Screaming and crying.

9. Doing things that gross you out. I rode a freaking camel at the zoo the other day. Enough said.

10. Teeny tiny toys. Damn the inventor of Tsum Tsums and Shopkins. I know they are tiny so you can sell more and pay less to make them, but I have spent so many hours on my hands and knees searching the backyard for a 3 cm sword that goes to a teeny tiny pirate.

11. Ryan’s Toy Review. So annoying. Props to Ryan for creating a virtual empire, but does he go to school? How does he find time to make all these videos?

So if you are about to have kids, or are thinking about trying, just remember that they are adorable little minions that smell like fresh baby powder for a few days, months or a year if you are lucky. But you will then learn that you won’t sleep until they are 18, your coffee will always be cold and they will repeat the bad words you say.

So don’t yell, “Use your blinker, you as*hole!” in a fit of rage on an Interstate somewhere.

Until next time,

Jamie

This post originally appeared on Hashtag MomFail.

I am a full time working mom with two little boys, Henry and Simon. I write about real life and real life gets messy. Contributor for Motherly, HuffPost Parents, Scary Mommy, Today Parents, Love What Matters and Her View From Home. 

At the Stratford School, when it comes to helping parents who are eager to have a successful potty training experience for their child, at the top of our list of recommendations is to create a fun space in the bathroom so they can motivate their kids to sit longer and be more excited to return to their potty chair. To take advantage of opportune moments like potty-training as a way to instill a love of reading in your child, we suggest keeping a stack of their favorite potty-training books in the bathroom. Reading to them often during long waits will teach them to be patient and learn at the same time! The books on this list address a lot of the common issues with potty training toddlers in age-appropriate ways and understanding what is developmentally appropriate helps parents and caregivers find the method of teaching that will ultimately work for each child.

Below are some of the most popular and highly recommended potty-training books for parents. These are intended to provide you with guidance and solace as you begin the journey to potty training with your child. 

Potty by Leslie Patricelli

An adorable and simple book that takes us through the thought process in one toddler’s decision to use the potty. “Should I go in my potty?” The toddler starts out by not being interested in the potty chair but then sees that kitty and doggy don’t use diapers. As the potty is being used, the reader sees that patience is important! Once the toddler is successful, there is a family celebration. “I did it!”  Parents will know that it is not that easy, but they will enjoy the humor that accompanies this heaping helping of positive reinforcement.

Once Upon a Potty (Boy or Girl Editions) by Alona Frankel

We like the Play-A-Sound editions of these boy and girl based reads! With an edition for each child, this book relates directly to them, making the potty-training process relatable and easy to understand. This book discusses body parts in children’s terms as well as explains what is going to happen in the bathroom. It encourages and even takes into consideration that mistakes can occur. But, when they are ready, the potty will be there. There are also cute dolls to go along with each book. The dolls come with their own small potty, so the child and the doll can potty train together. The cute illustrations in this book and fun buttons to push on each page keep our young ones reading this one over and over again.

Potty Superhero (Boy or Girl Editions) by Mabel Forsyth

Every little superhero needs to use the potty—he or she just needs to know where to go! Help your own little superhero explore the idea of using a potty as he makes the potty training journey toward wearing big boy or girl pants. This book has fun illustrations and offers a positive approach for parents and caregivers.

Even Princesses Poop and Even Pirates Poop by Thomas Nelson

These two books are charming, witty stories of a little princess and pirate who are learning how to use the potty. At first, Princess Phoebe and Pirate Pete don’t understand what potties are for so they use them in unusual ways! There is a flap to lift on every page and a reward chart to track every little success, the stories will make children laugh and help them learn how to use their potties!

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi

Another great bathroom book! Toddlers love it, and parents keep it near to read while going potty. It shows by demonstrating with various animals that, as the title says, everyone poops. It teaches children that they are not alone, and they do not need to be afraid. We would recommend this for children even before it is time to potty train, as it eases both parent and child into the idea of moving in that general direction.

Big Girl Panties (and Big Boy Underpantsby Fran Manuschin

A festive celebration of a young girl’s transition to underwear. “Bye-bye, diapers! I wear panties!  Happy panties! Snappy panties! Panties! Panties! Hip hooray! Panties for every single day,” says the heroine, who sings through the pages modeling undergarments with colorful prints and patterns. Midway through the book, she claims her “big girl” status and playfully scolds a baby and a toy crocodile for even considering wearing panties. On the last page, she calls the panty-wearing reader “a big girl, too!” A fun and cheery book that your child will want to read over and over again.

Best of luck as you navigate the adventures of potty training! And if you feel like you would like to connect with parents and learn something too, Stratford School is currently offering free workshops at our San Jose, West Los Angeles, Altadena, and Los Angeles Melrose campuses this month.

Keira Pride is the Head Librarian at Stratford School, the leading independent private school founded with a vision of creating a unique, multi-dimensional, educational foundation for children. As Stratford's Head Librarian, she manages the library services department across campuses throughout Northern and Southern California. 

Gather around and check out this collection of funny books that keep babies and toddlers in stitches. We’ve gathered up 16 funny tales guaranteed to make kids crack up, from stories that feature mixed-up animals to tales about the power of undies and magical poo (yes, poo). A few of these books also offer jokes for parents reading the story. Read on for your child’s new favorite books!

Polar Bear’s Underwear by Tupera Tupera
There’s a crisis: Polar Bear can’t find his underwear. Your little one gets to help him find it and, along the way, discover silly, surprising undies that belong to his animal friendslike Squid’s ten-legged pair. Bright colors and interactive pages make it extra fun.

Available at amazon.com, $11.41.

The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson
What’s a Gruffalo? Don’t you know? You’ll get to find out as you follow a clever little mouse who makes his way around the forest to have lunch with a fierce (and possibly fictional) beast. Sprightly rhymes combine with vivid illustrations for a delightful read. Pick the sturdy board book that’ll hold up to reading after reading.

Available at amazon.com, $6.42.

Dragons Love Tacos by Adam Rubin
Among the list of toddler faves (trucks, underwear, dogs) dragons are right up there at the top. And, as Adam Rubin’s funny story will tell you, they absolutely can not get enough tacos. Read this on taco Tuesday withyou guessed ittacos for dinner. Just be sure the salsa’s not too spicy, or, as the story shows, there might be trouble!

Available at amazon.com, $12.60.

Boynton’s Greatest Hits: Volume 1 by Sandra Boynton
Babies go gaga over Sandra Boynton’s bubbly animals. This collection of four classic board books will keep your kiddo in stitches with pigs that say “la, la, la” and a silly turkey who can’t figure out how to wear his clothes. In Blue Hat, Green Hat, Doggies, A to Z and Moo, Ba, La La La, you’ll find the sort of mixed-up humor that’s perfect for the littlest story-lovers.

Available at amazon.com, $16.69 for a set of four.

I Am Invited to a Party (an Elephant and Piggie Book) by Mo Willems
You can’t go wrong with Mo Willems’ books, all of which know just how to hit a kid’s funny bone. In this Gerald and Piggie classic, worried Gerald and free-spirited Piggie prepare for Gerald’s first party and figure out what to wearcombining fancy dress, costume, and pool party looks in one silly get-up.

Available at amazon.com, $7.98.

 

The Monster at the End of This Book by Jon Stone
You might remember getting the giggles when you were a kid as you followed furry, lovable Grover toward the surprising monster on the last page (no spoilers!). Now, your toddler will get to demonstrate their super-strength as they break through Grover’s brick walls and locks and chains to turn page after page. This humor in this classic leaps across generational lines.

Available at amazon.com, $3.61.

Dinosaurs Love Underpants by Claire Freedman
Been staying up late at night wondering how, exactly, the dinosaurs went extinct? Worry no more. As this silly book will show you, it was all about the underpants. Kids who are potty training, or just interested in the Jurassic period, will get a kick out of these undies-crazy dinos.

Available at amazon.com, $9.29.

If You Give a Pig a Pancake by Laura Numeroff
Laura Numeroff’s If You Give… series of picture books takes readers on wacky journeys that begin with an unsuspecting kid giving a wily animal a treat. Little ones will be tickled by the pig’s antics as a pancake leads to sticky syrup, an overflowing bubble bath, and loads more silliness.

Available at amazon.com, $10.89.

Poo in the Zoo! by Steve Smallman
Busy zookeeper Bob McGrew has to clean up all sorts of messesparents, you might be able to relate. Then, an encounter between a ravenous iguana and glowing bugs leads to a magical mess that attracts a man who runs a poo museum. Yup, you read that right. This picture book is sure to unleash loads of giggles.

Available at amazon.com, $13.67.

Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type by Doreen Cronin
Farmer Brown’s typing cows send him notes chock-full of demands for all sorts of silly things. When they don’t get them, they go on strike: No milk today! Babies will love the bright pictures of their fave farm animals, and in no time they’ll catch on to the jokes centered on the animals’ off-the-wall demands.

Available at amazon.com, $11.89.

Dog by Matthew Van Fleet
Matthew Van Fleet’s big book of dogs comes packed with flaps to lift, ears to pet, and tails to wag. The laughs here are gentle, like the one caused by the silly wag of a wet dog post-bath. This interactive picture book makes for a sweet, simple and surprising read for animal lovers.

Available at amazon.com, $14.88.

I Don’t Want to Be a Frog by Dev Petty
Follow Frog as he proclaims all the reasons he does NOT want to be a frog, arguing with his exasperated father. This silly tale tends with a gut-busting twist, and includes jokes for both the grown-ups reading the book and little ones listening to it. Plus, there’s a bonus: Laughter make the book’s important message about embracing who you are go down easy.

Available at amazon.com, $13.59.

A Birthday for Cow! by Jan Thomas
It’s time for Cow’s birthday, and Duck knows just what to add to the cake: a turnip. That’s where the fun begins in this book. Jokes on almost every page are designed to land perfectly with babies and toddlers. If your kids like this one, other books from Jan Thomas, like The Doghouse, are sure to please.

Available at amazon.com, $7.99.

It Came in the Mail by Ben Clanton
Little Liam wants nothing more than to get something in the mail that’s just for him. He imagines all sort of silly thingsincluding, it must be said, boogersand he finally gets something surprisingly big, just for him. With clever visual gags and wordplay, this book has layer upon layer of jokes in it.

Available at amazon.com, $11.48.

Don’t Push the Button by Bill Cotter
This interactive board book with simple pictures prompts little ones to touch the irresistible, forbidden button, and then laugh at what happens next to Larry. This might be the one time in the day that your toddler will like hearing “no!” Written by a former preschool teacher who knows all about little-kid humor, this short-and-sweet tale will prompt a giggle-fest.

Available at amazon.com, $8.97.

What’s your favorite funny book for little ones? Let us know below.

— Oz Spies

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