If you’ve ever asked your kids “How was your day?” and received what sounds like a grunt or the ever-popular “OK,” you’re not alone. Instead of letting family chats fall to the wayside, consider using conversation starters for kids during your next family dinner. Sure, gathering everyone for a meal might seem impossible, but it’s more important than ever; studies have shown that families that eat together often have healthier diets, increased communication, and overall emotional stability.
And, engaging your kids in conversation has other huge benefits. It helps them learn important social skills, boosts vocabulary, raises self-esteem (especially when you listen to their responses), and could lead to them opening up about things that might be bothering them. So, if you’ve come this far, congrats! The next step? Figuring out what to talk about at the table. That’s where our fun conversation starters for kids come in handy.
How to Use Conversation Starters
Time your questions.
If your kid is hungry, tired, or both, it might not be the best time to engage in elaborate table talk. Use conversation starters with kids when you aren’t rushing to get to practice, there isn’t homework to be finished, and everyone is in a good mood.
Listen to their answers.
So, their curiosity is piqued, and they’re thinking hard about what to say. You need to be present in the moment and listen. Kids’ self-esteem gets a boost when they know their parents are listening.
Don’t forget to ask open-ended questions.
Consider using conversation starters for kids that require more than yes or no answers. If kids (or anyone) have a chance to elaborate on their answers, that can open the door to more interesting conversations.
47 Conversation Starters for Kids
1. Can you guess the ingredients in the meal tonight?
2. What do you like better: waking up in the morning or going to bed at night?
3. Would you rather be a giant rodent or a tiny elephant?
4. What would you do if you had a million dollars?
5. If you had to eat a worm, how would you cook it?
6. What is a weird habit that you have?
7. If you had this week to do over again, what would you do differently?
8. Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?
9. If a genie granted you three wishes, what would they be?
10. If money were no object, where would you like to go on vacation?
11. Where is the most interesting place you have ever been to?
12. Would you rather swim with stingrays or explore the jungle?
13. If you could make any vegetable against the law, which would it be?
14. Would you rather not hear or not see?
15. Would you rather wrestle a lion or fight a shark?
16. If you were sent to live on a space station for three months and were only allowed to bring three personal items, what would they be?
17. If you had your human body but the head of an animal, what animal would you pick?
18. What is one favorite thing you do by yourself?
19. If you could read one person’s mind, whose would it be?
20. What two things do you consider yourself to be very good at?
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21. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
22. What is your favorite smell? What memory does it remind you of?
23. What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
24. If you could be one character from a book for a day, who would it be and why?
25. What's the last thing that made you laugh?
26. Tell me about something that made you happy today.
27. What does a perfect day look like to you?
28. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?
29. If you could be in the movie of your choice, what movie would you choose and what character would you play?
30. Would you rather wear your pants backward or shoes on the wrong feet?
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31. What did you do to help someone else today?
32. What makes our family special?
33. What three words would you use to describe yourself?
34. What is your favorite song?
35. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or know how to speak every language?
36. If you could be a sound, what would it be?
37. If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
38. Who is your favorite movie character?
39. If you had to make dinner tomorrow night, what would you make?
40. If you were a parent, what rules would you have? Are they different from ours?
41. What is your earliest memory?
42. If you could only have three toys, which three would they be?
43. If you could pick your name, what would it be?
Getting to your destination can be part of the adventure when you have this handy list of car games in your back pocket
If you’re heading out on a road trip soon and want to ensure that the trip will be spent making memories with the kids (screen-free fun in the car is possible!), then we’ve got a list of car games just for you. To make your journey as enjoyable as possible, you’ll want to print out this list of easy games to play in the car. They don’t require any special gear, there are no pieces to lose, and they’re actually fun for parents and kids alike. Be sure to check out our list of road trip hacks that’ll make the drive even easier. Win, win, win!
1. The Alphabet Game: Find all the letters of the alphabet on things you pass along the highway. Variation: limit your finds to license plates or road signs to make it harder.
2. I Spy: This road trip classic has players starting with a vague clue like, “I spy something that moves” and the other players guessing from there. Only yes or no questions are allowed. Tip: put a limit to the number of questions so the rounds don’t go on for eternity.
4. Fortunately/Unfortunately: This story-creation car game for kids starts with a sentence like, “Mom came home with a chocolate cake.” The next person has to continue the story with fortunately like, “Fortunately, it had sprinkles on it.” Turn passes to the next person who uses unfortunately like, “Unfortunately, they were made of wax.” Hilarity ensues.
5. Story Volley: A similar game is story volley where you take turns creating a story back and forth between two (or more) players. This one can go on forever!
6. Open-ended Questions: Learn a little more about your car companions with this game where you can ask any question you like. Good ones to start with: What’s your favorite animal? What superpower do you wish you had? What TV character are you most like?
7. Alphabet Game (Version 2): The flow of this game is to use this phrase, “My name is ______ and I’m married to _______. We live in ______ and are shopping for ________.” All words have to start with the letter you are on like, “My name is Amy and I’m married to Al. We live in Arkansas and are shopping for apples.” Then you move on to B.
8. Letter, Word, or Sentence Guessing Game: For back seat players only, you have one kid draw a letter, word, or sentence (depending on age) on the other player’s back. Try to guess what was drawn.
9. License Plate Bingo: Using a little notebook to keep track, try and find all the state license plates. This game can carry over from road trip to road trip as who has ever seen a Hawaii plate outside of Hawaii? Parents should be ready to verify any rare sightings (to prevent cheating).
10. 20 Questions: This game has you thinking of an item while your opponent has to guess what it is. Limit your questions to 20 so you don’t go totally insane. This game knows how it is to travel with kids, clearly. For little kids, you can limit it even further to a category like animals.
11. The Name Game: Good for teens and tweens, this game has you name a celebrity like Oprah Winfrey and the next person has to take the first letter of that celebrity’s last name to start their turn and name another celebrity like Will Smith.
12. Hot Sauce or Chocolate: A variation on this or that, this game has you choose which item between two that you’d rather give up. Start with hot sauce or chocolate, choose one (clearly chocolate is the one to keep) and the next person has to add another to the pair like peanut butter so now you’re choosing between chocolate and peanut butter.
13. The Vacation Memory Game: This is a fun car game for kids! The first person starts with, “I’m going on a vacation and I’m going to bring . . . ” and then they choose an item like sunscreen. The second person starts, “I’m going on a vacation and I’m going to bring sunscreen and . . .” and chooses a second item like beach towels. The game continues until someone messes up the order and forgets an item. You can make it trickier by going in alphabetical order.
14. Count the Item: Choose an item like an American flag, tractor, or Starbucks sign and see how many your crew can find while on your journey.
15. Yes-No-Black-White: In this car game for kids, one player is the questioner and one the answerer. The questioner asks a question, trying to get the answerer to say the words “yes, no, black or white.” The answerer needs to answer verbally and truthfully, without using the forbidden words.
16. The Animal Name Game: The first player picks an animal like a squirrel. The second player has to pick an animal that starts with the last letter of the prior animal, like “lion.” And on and on!
17. Skittles: In this game, you are looking for the holy grail: the yellow vehicle. See one and yell, “Skittles!” and get one point. You may have to set your own rules about whether yellow farm equipment and buses count or should be excluded (as a fleet of school buses could cause an early end to your gameplay).
18. Cheers to the Governor (the kid version): This is a collaborative memory game you can play in the car to get to a certain number. So, if your goal is to get to 21, you start by counting one by one in order. You start with one rule, usually that 7 and 11 are switched (instead of saying 7 the person who is supposed to say 7 will say 11, and the person who should say 11 will say 7). If you make it through all the numbers, someone makes up a new rule (clap twice instead of saying three, make an animal noise instead of 15), and start counting back at 1 with the new rule. If someone misses a rule, you start back at one. The goal is to get to the point where all of the numbers are replaced with rules.
19. State Capitals: Good for all you geography fans, get the kids to list the state capitals. You can do it in alphabetical order or quiz style.
20. Cows and Graveyards: You get a point for every cow you spot on your side of the car. Spot a graveyard and lose all points.
21. Name That Tune: Play a snippet of a song from the radio and try and guess the song and artist.
22. Restaurant Race: Each player gets a restaurant like McDonalds, Taco Bell, or Burger King and players count how many of their restaurants they can find along the way.
23. Rock-Paper-Scissors: This is a classic hand game that’s a perfect game to play in the car. Two players shoot rock (fist), paper (flat hand), or scissors (the peace sign) on the count of 1,2,3… shoot! Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper. Try the best of three, or just keep playing down the road.
Our All-Time Favorite Games to Play in the Car
24. Off Limits: In this game, you choose words or phrases that are “off limits” like family member’s names, “hungry” or “are we there yet?” (Brilliant!)
25. The Quiet Game: The player who is quiet the longest wins! Save this one for when you are really desperate.
There’s a new addition to this list of fee-free national parks days
As we navigate a crazy winter season, the thought of a getaway in 2024 sounds pretty magical. Once the dust has settled, heading to a national park is an awesome way to enjoy the great outdoors, especially when it’s free! Get your kids set up with the Junior Ranger booklet in your park of choice and see what the whole family can learn about these amazing areas of the country.
The National Park Service has just announced the list of days when all national park will waive their admission fees. New for 2024, Juneteenth National Independence Day (June 19) has been added as a national parks fee-free day. Juneteenth was signed into law as a national holiday on June 17, 2021, commemorating the abolition of slavery in the United States.
“National parks are places that awaken senses, inspire curiosity, encourage reflection, and foster joy,” National Park Service Director Chuck Sams said. “The entrance fee-free days expand opportunities for people to visit their national parks and experience the beauty and history of our country.”
When can you get into the National Parks without paying?
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The 2024 free admission for everyone days include:
Mon., Jan. 15: Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Birthday
Sat., Apr. 20: First day of National Park Week
New for 2024: Wed., June 19: Juneteenth National Independence Day
Fri., Aug. 4: Anniversary of the Great American Outdoors Act
Sat., Sep. 28: National Public Lands Day
Mon., Nov. 11: Veterans Day
With more than 400 parks across the country, there are plenty of options to choose from. Whether you’re planning a fall foray, a winter getaway, a spring fling, or a summer trip, you can find a free admission day for every season.
Even though admission is free on these special days, other paid activities are not. You may need to pay amenity or user fees where applicable. These fees include the cost of activities, such as camping, as well as boat launches, transportation, or touring fees.
If the six annual free days don’t fit your schedule, some of the national parks are fee-free every day of the year (or at least every day they’re open). Some of the most notable entrance fee-free parks include:
Ride the rails, set sail for adventure, take in the big city, and so much more
We know that families are eager to get out there and see the world—and 2024 is going to be the year that they do it in a major way. We expect to see lots of families taking those big trips with both domestic and international destinations on the agenda for 2024. Airfare prices continue to remain high but there are more and more ways to find cheaper flights including a bunch of lower-cost airlines that have added US routes this past year. Road trips aren’t going away either as families pretty much have these down by now. Where will 2024 take you?
Low-Cost Airlines Can Get You Where You Need to Go for Less
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Chances are you are familiar with low-cost domestic airlines like Southwest, Frontier, and Spirit but did you know that there are low-cost airlines that will take you to Europe, Tahiti, Japan, and loads of other spots beyond the U.S.? Airlines like French bee, PLAY, Norse, and ZIPAIR have been adding routes from the U.S. in recent years and they are a great option for families looking to spend less on airfare.
We've flown French bee to Paris and Tahiti with kids and found it to be very comparable to other carriers like American Airlines and United. Just make sure you know what is included in your fare and what will incur an additional cost (like checked baggage, seat selection, and meals) before you book with these airlines so there are no surprises.
Credit Card Points Offer a Way to Hack the System
Not everyone is interested in playing the credit card points game but those who know how to work the system often share that they can get some pretty great deals using signup bonuses. Websites like The Points Guy and NerdWallet are great places to start learning about what credit cards work best for travel and what deals are on the horizon. If you time your credit card sign-up right, many programs will gift you enough miles for free tickets. Plus, these travel cards often offer perks like free Global Entry or TSA PreCheck which are key in making your travel experience the best it can be.
Families Want to Ride the Rails
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According to Pinterest, 2024 brings slow travel to the forefront. After the busyness of 2023 with everyone getting back into travel in a big way, 2024 will have families slowing it down and looking for more mellow ways to travel. We predict that this will lead to more families will riding the rails for their next vacation. Nobody has to drive, your sleeping quarters are included, and you get to see some of the most gorgeous areas of the country. Bonus: it's super eco-friendly. From trains that take you to five national parks, to those that take you from New England to Florida, there's so much exploring to do.
All-Inclusives Are Worth the Money
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Once thought of as a honeymoon-only extravagance, families are turning toward all-inclusive properties for vacations, especially when traveling with grandparents. Nobody has to cook, you know what you're going to spend in advance and kids will love getting to order mocktails from the swim-up bar. Some of our favorite spots: Club Med Miches Playa Esmeralda in the Dominican Republic, Villa la Valencia Beach Resort & Spa in Los Cabos, and Margarita Beach Resort Ambergris Cay in Belize.
Cruising Is Back in a Major Way
Cruising has seen a major uptick in the past year and we are looking forward to checking out new ships like Royal Caribbean's new Icon of the Seas in 2024. Set sail for Alaska to catch the salmon run or book your vacation on the Disney Wish for a trip that's full of character breakfasts and kid activities.
Those looking to cruise on a smaller scale should look to adventure cruise companies like UnCruise and Adventure Canada where you can expect small ships, small crews, and only a few hundred passengers. Bonus: Families will find that expedition cruising offers a level of personalization that you can't get on other cruises.
Back to the Big City
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The last few years have seen road trips and national parks vacations getting their time in the spotlight. According to Expedia, cultural capitals like Edinburgh, Lisbon, Tokyo, Dublin, and Sydney are going to see a lot more travel focus for 2023. We can get on board for that!
Spend Some Time in a National Park
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With over 400 national parks in the United States, chances are there are quite a few nearby that you have yet to explore. According to Airbnb, national parks travel will be a huge focus for 2024 and we can understand why. National park trips are particularly fun for families as they give kids (and parents!) a little history lesson and a big dose of fresh air at the same time. Check out these national parks that are particularly kid-friendly from California all the way to Maine. While you are at it, check this list to see what days are free at the national parks for 2024.
Road Trips (Still) Reign Supreme
The past few years really brought back our love of the road trip. If you are itching to find a new destination for 2024, check out this list of our favorite road trips in the U.S. and find unique Airbnb rentals you can reserve along the way. Before you head out, peruse this list of road trip hacks to get your crew prepared for the long journey, and download some of our favorite podcasts for kids so you don't have to fight over the radio station.
We want to go big with our travel plans but the actual planning of the trip is most definitely not part of the fun. Leave the planning and execution of your trip up to experts like Exodus Travels. You can book a private trip for your family, or join in a small group with other families that have similarly-aged kids to make it even more fun. Whether you go self-guided or have an expert there to show you the way, this type of travel is definitely the way to go for families.
Many of us have developed our love of the great outdoors these past few years and we'll be looking for off-the-grid adventures for our 2024 trips. Think about a kayak trip in Yellowstone or a ranch vacation complete with a hot spring pool in Idaho. There are tons of awesome options out there with no WiFi in range.
Ride Off into the Sunset in an RV
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While most of us never considered RV travel as a fun option for a family, it has exponentially increased in popularity in recent years and we expect this trend to continue into 2024. If you are a total RV newbie, we suggest leaving the planning to the experts when you book your first RV trip. Think you can handle it on your own? Rent an RV, grab yourself a WiFi hotspot, and head out on the road to give road schooling a try. You can even try out the rad stylings of a camper van!
Cozy Cabins to Get Away from It All
There's something so restorative about a weekend in the woods. Cabin rentals have become super popular and we don't expect that to change in 2024. They offer families time together, many times without WiFi, and you can even bring your dog.
Make It a Micro-cation
If time and money are tight (hello, inflation), consider a micro-cation for your next family trip. These four-day-or-less trips allow you to see someplace new and get a break from everyday life. It's a good way to get the kids used to traveling without having to pack a ton of gear for everyone. Surprise the kids with a last-minute trip and see a new part of the country.
Take the Family Glamping
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Glamping gives you the best of both worlds—the smell of a campfire in your hair and an actual bed to sleep on. You won't have to schlep all of your camping gear with you, everyone gets a better night's sleep, and you still get time out in the woods away from WiFi and civilization. Check out some of our favorite spots for glamping including loads of options in California.
These back-to-school school jokes are clean enough for the classroom
Back-to-school season means saying goodbye to summer and getting ready for the next adventure, which typically includes a lot of gear like cool kids’ backpacks and new playground-ready shoes. But don’t forget to pack some funny school jokes in your kids’ back pockets, too! Our collection is filled with hilarious but cute kids’ jokes about school that will bring on belly laughs. Looking for even more giggles? Check out these extra squeaky clean jokes, printable lunchbox jokes, and math jokes. Get ready to LOL.
School Jokes about School Supplies
1. What does your computer do for lunch?
Has a byte!
2. Why do math books always look so sad?
They are full of problems.
3.Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
4. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.
5. What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
6. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Never mind, this is pointless.
8. Why do calculators make great friends?
You can always count on them!
9. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
To Pennsylvania.
10. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
11. Who is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler.
12. Did you know all books in the school library are the same color?
Why does the ice cream always get invited to the party?
Are we there yet?! Whether you’re hitting the road or staying around the house, summer 2023 has arrived. Be sure to print out these summer jokes for kids and beach jokes at your next pool party or cookout; share them with your crew and laugh on! If you need more giggles, check out our collection of knock knock jokes,cheesy jokes, and the ultimate list of jokes for kids.
24 of the Best Summer Jokes for Kids
1. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
2. What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
3. What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
It gets wet!
4. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It’s cool.
5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
6. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat
7. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
8. And where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
9. Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
10. What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
“What’s the scoop?”
11. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square
12. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
13. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
14. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
15. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
They are hill-arious.
16. What should a toddler wear to go swimming?
Pool-ups.
17. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school?
“No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.”
18. What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
19. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
He already had a million degrees.
20. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
A watermelon.
21. What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield.
22. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
23. Why can’t basketball players ever go on vacation?
They would get called for traveling!
24. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I’m bacon!
19 of the Best Beach Jokes for Summer
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1. What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
Nothing, it just waved.
2. What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
3. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
4. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
6. Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
7. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
8. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
9. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone, of course.
10. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
11. Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
12. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
13. What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
14. Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish.
15. Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
It refused to peel.
16. Why do people swim at saltwater beaches?
Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze.
17. What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear at the beach?
A Speedo
18. What’s the most common insect found at the beach?
A beach buggy.
19. What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
Wondering what to wear on vacation? That’s why we’re here.
The weather is warming up. The hotel deals are being promoted. You’re seeing pictures of your friends standing in front of clear ocean waters show up on your Instagram feed. It’s vacation season and we’re practically giddy. Choosing where to go, planning what we’ll do and see, setting our out of office assistant on our email—ahhhhh. We can practically feel our toes in the sand. All that we need to do now is plan what to pack. What to wear on vacation is always the question, and we’re here to give you the answer.
Since spring vacations are typically somewhere warm, we’re raiding Boden’s new Vacation Edit to plan a full day of looks to pack; pieces from morning to night. This is going to make it so easy for you to decide exactly what you’ll need to fill your suitcase! We’re seriously obsessed with this Boden collection. From chic paisley to can’t-go-wrong solids to fresh spring florals and stunning colors, they basically put together everything we could possibly ask for, all in one place!
Rise & Shine!
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Crisp hotel sheets, blackout curtains, the faint smell of the sea breeze all greet your this morning. Since you'll want to take your coffee on the patio, the ultra-soft jersey of the Hareem Joggers and an Essential Tank are an easy combination. Not only is it comfortable enough to sleep in; it's chic enough to walk to a local cafe for a latte and a croissant (it's vacation. You can indulge). Just throw on some strappy sandals and you're ready to enjoy the morning!
A new place means local shopping at its finest! Stroll through the town square, pop into little boutiques, snag some souvenirs. These trainers will keep up while the crossbody keeps your valuables close. Add the breezy linen pants and the comfy tee and you'll shop in style!
That bistro all the locals recommend is the perfect lunch destination. Look put together with minimal effort! Toss on this light kaftan and add the heeled sandals and hoops for a fast vacation-polished look.
Whether you're lounging by the pool or on the beach, your #1 accessory needs to be sunscreen. Promise you'll use it. Go ahead and toss a bottle into this fun tote next to these fabulous wire-framed sunnies! This ultra-supportive swimsuit is confidence-boosting to the max, and you can add the longerline shirt as a lightweight cover up.
A romantic dinner by the water? We're there in this flowy plunging neckline dress that can easily be dressed up or down. We'll be dressing it up tonight with this adorable pair of platform heels, adding a pop of color with this stunning necklace, and sparkling in these perfectly-vacation-ready earrings!
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What’s the safest place to be during an earthquake?
Need a little levity in your life? These Bay Area jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few earthquake jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!
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1. What do you call a seagull living in San Francisco?
A baygull.
2. Why is it so cold in San Francisco?
Giant fans.
3. It took 10 workers 10 days to build the Golden Gate Bridge. How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
None—it’s already built!
—Liam, age 7
4. Which 49ers player can jump higher than a house?
All of them—houses can’t jump at all.
5. Where do you find hungry 49ers?
The golden arches.
6. What card game do Niners fans play?
Golden Gate Bridge.
7. What runs around Levi’s Stadium but never moves?
A wall.
8. What did 49ers fans think about the new lights at Levi’s Stadium?
They gave them GLOWING reviews.
9. Who put all these mountains in California?
It wasn’t me, it was all San Andreas’ fault!
10. What was the earthquake's punishment?
It was grounded.
11. What happens when you get nervous during an earthquake?
You start shaking uncontrollably.
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12. What's the safest place to be during an earthquake?
A stationary store.
13. What did one earthquake say to the other?
It's not my fault!
14. What's the worst nightmare of an Etch-A-Sketch artist?
An earthquake.
15. What do you get when there’s an earthquake at a cow pasture?
Milk shakes.
16. Did you hear about the recent earthquake research?
The information is groundbreaking.
17. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.
18. Where do you find missing angels?
Lost Angeles
19. Where do waffles go on vacation?
Sandy Eggo.
20. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?
Why was Chicago blushing at the party? Find out by reading this hilarious list of laugh-out-loud funny jokes that Chicago kids will adore.
If you find yourself on chaperone duty for a school field trip or want to pep up mealtime with your kids, the best way to keep them entertained is to have silly jokes on the ready. Even if they’re not SNL-quality, the kids will love the cheese. They’ll hover on the edge of their seats (figuratively), waiting for you to deliver the wholesome punchlines. For an easy and free way to entertain kids, here are some tried and true Chicago-themed jokes that will make them chuckle.
Florida is home to some of the most charming beach towns in the South and keeping them a secret almost feels like a crime. Situated along the Gulf of Mexico in the northwestern part of the state lies our favorite of them all: Destin-Fort Walton Beach.
The area not only offers parents some much-needed relaxation but also provides a variety of adventures for the water babies in your family–both the young and young at heart! From building the ultimate sandcastle and joining a dolphin excursion to ghost crabbing along the shoreline, Destin-Fort Walton Beach offers unforgettable activities. So grab your towels, bathing suits and sunscreen, and let’s show you some of the ways your family can dive right in.
1. Dolphin Excursions
Did you know the Gulf of Mexico is home to nine species of dolphins? With a private catamaran tour that sets sail from Destin-Fort Walton Beach, your little ones will get an up-close view of marine life including bottlenose dolphins–which are the most common species in the area. The majestic mammals are fun, friendly and always ready to put on a show. Throughout the remainder of the ride, you’ll be taken to a calm area of the Gulf where everyone can stop for a swim and snorkel.
A trip to Destin-Fort Walton Beach isn’t complete without a snorkeling adventure. At John Beasley Park, James Lee Park, Crystal Beach and Okaloosa Island, underwater explorers will find artificial reefs that enhance and protect the marine environment. Explore the waters at your leisure or go on a guided snorkeling tour that pairs education with adventure.
As you splash around the crystal clear waves, keep an eye out for crabs, stingrays, dolphins, redfish, and maybe a sea turtle, too—give ‘em some fin, noggin, dude! Pro tip: bring a flotation device (like a boogie board or paddleboard) in case you and the kids want to take a moment to rest or linger a bit longer to take it all in.
If you’re snorkeling with youngsters who are new to swimming, or if you simply prefer calmer waters, head to the tide pools at Norriego Point. There you’ll find horseshoe-shaped jetties that feature a swim rope to separate the open waters of East Pass with its swimming area. Your kiddos can safely enjoy the water and explore the site for nearby hermit crabs along the rocks.
Catching your first fish is a big moment for kids and parents alike. Not only do your littles get bragging rights for the remainder of the trip but you get to see them light up with excitement as they reel in their hard work.
Book a beginner inshore fishing trip that’s completely private, where your captain will take you to the calm waters of Choctawhatchee Bay (say that quickly three times!). There your tots will receive one-on-one fishing lessons, from how to bait a line and casting a net to reeling in a big catch. Don’t forget to snap a photo of this memorable day!
In Destin-Fort Walton Beach, the end of the day signals more time for play. Check out the beach after the sun sets to discover ghost crabs that come out of hiding. Grab a bucket and net, and hit the quiet sands in search of these nocturnal creatures.
With sea turtle season occurring May through October, be sure to snag a special, red-filtered flashlight to keep nesting turtles and their hatchlings protected. You can pick one up for free at either Destin City Hall, the Destin Chamber of Commerce, Destin History & Fishing Museum, Emerald Coast Science Center, Henderson Beach State Park, or the Gulfarium Marine Adventure Park. If you shine the red flashlight on a ghost crab, they’ll likely freeze up, making it easier to scoop them up into your bucket free of harm. After meeting the little fellas, simply release them back into the sand.
There are sandcastles…and then there are jaw-dropping masterpieces that make you question the physics of sand. That’s what Beach Sand Sculptures, a local-based sand sculpture company, is set out to teach families who are up for the challenge.
Led by professional instructors, you and your group of budding architects will learn how to craft a three-foot-tall sandcastle with exclusive techniques, like how much water is needed, where to find the best sand and which household items make all the difference. With your new skills and your very own Sandcastle Toolkit in tow, the family will be wowing beachgoers throughout the remainder of your stay!
There are countless water activities in Destin-Fort Walton Beach that make for a perfect family vacation–we’re certain your guppies will thank you. Explore these excursions today at destinfwb.com/little-adventures.