These knock knock jokes are so bad that they’re hilariously good

Nothing gets kids laughing and smiling quite like a knock knock joke, so it’s always a good idea to have a few tucked away for those moments when you need to inject a little humor. Check out our collection of hilarious knock knock jokes for kids, and be sure to memorize a few for later. If the knock knock jokes get old, there are always classic jokes for kids, jokes for toddlers, and winter jokes that are sure to keep the adorable belly laughs rolling.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

What are you, an owl?

2. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Honeybee. 

Honeybee who? 

Honeybee a dear and open up will you?

3. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Cows go. 

Cows go who? 

No silly, cows go MOO!

4. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Goat. 

Goat who? 

Go to the front door and find out!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito. Look, right there!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

7. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Kanga. 

Kanga who? 

Actually, it’s Kangaroo.

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s There?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow wh-?

Mooooo!

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Name Knock Jokes for Kids

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12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

13. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Annie. 

Annie who? 

Annie thing you can do I can do better!

14. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Candice. 

Candice who? 

Candice joke get any worse?!

15. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Theodore. 

Theodore who? 

Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy bell gonna start working again?

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

18. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Luke. 

Luke who? 

Luke through the keyhole and see!

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Know a place I can spend the night?

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam my way, I’m coming in!

21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue-prize! It’s me!

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Food Knock Knock Jokes

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22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

23. Knock, knock.

Who there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

24. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Olive. 

Olive who? 

Olive you so much!

25. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Falafel. 

Falafel who? 

Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.

26. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Lettuce. 

Lettuce who? 

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

27. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Orange. 

Orange who? 

Orange you going to unlock the door?

28. Knock, knock

Who’s there? 

Broccoli? 

Broccoli who? 

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

29. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Soup. 

Soup who? 

Soup-er man.

30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

31. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Banana. 

Banana who? 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Banana. Banana who? 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Orange. 

Orange who? 

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

32. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!

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Just Plain Silly Jokes

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33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

35. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Spell. 

Spell who? 

W-H-O!

36. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

37. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Wa. 

Wa who? 

What are you so excited about?!

38. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Mustache. 

Mustache who? 

Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

38. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Boo. 

Boo who? 

Uh, why are you crying?

39. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

A little old lady. 

A little old lady who? 

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

40. Knock, knock

Who’s there? 

I am. 

I am who? 

You don’t know who you are?

41. Knock, knock

Who’s there? 

Wooden shoe. 

Wooden shoe who? 

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

42. Knock, knock

Who’s there? 

Nobel. 

Nobel who? 

Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!

43. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I. O. I. O.

Who?

Me! When are you going to pay me back?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trust us. Oregon’s Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival is as family-friendly as it gets

If you are thrilled that spring is here, then you’ll want to celebrate with Portland’s epic Annual Wooden Shoe Tulip festival! This month-and-a-half-long family-friendly event kicks off on March 17, and offers tons of exciting activities like hot air balloon and cow train rides as well as special events and activities for families to attend. Read on for your guide to this beloved spring event.

What is the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival?

The Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm puts on the Wooden Shoe Tulip Fest in Woodburn, Oregon. This Oregon farm is home to 40 acres filled with various tulips that come in stunning colors. The fields get rearranged into new patterns each year, so the annual celebration never fails to stun attendees—a big reason they return again and again. But the tulips aren’t the only thing your crew has to look forward to at this spring event. There are incredible views of mountains, nearby vineyards, and onsite food, drinks, and fun for the whole family to enjoy. Kids in particular love the play area, and there are hay rides and special weekend events you should start planning for now.

When is the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival?

The Festival is held annually in Woodburn, Oregon. This year you can get tickets to the festival from March 17 to April 30, 2023. Advance tickets are a must and online ticket sales start March 1, 2023. As you consider dates that work well for your family, remember that Mother Nature is in charge of when the tulips bloom. So if you’re heading out to get pictures to send to the grandparents, it’s best to avoid the first week (or so) of the blooming season.

When is the Best Time to Visit the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival with Kids?

We’ll let you in on a little secret—crowds are smaller during the work week, so this is an ideal time to come if you have busy little ones or don’t like negotiating space with others. The gardens are open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. on weekdays, so you’ve got plenty of time to make it down from the city, explore, and still be home in time to make dinner.

What to Expect During a Weekday Visit

The festival is open daily throughout the week. During the weekdays you can wander through the tulip fields, and check out the four-acre garden bursting with over 100 varieties of tulips. Take the kids on a tulip train ride, a leisurely, cushioned ride around the tulips with plenty photo stops—better make room on your phone. The train runs from noon to 5 p.m. during weekdays and is an extra cost. Or just let them run in the children’s play area on a lovely spring day. The play area includes play structures kids of all ages will love, the famous duck races, and even old-fashioned tire swings to catch air on.

Weekend Activities at the Festival

The weekends bring extras to the fest that make it worth navigating the eager crowds. Plus weekend hours are a little longer (8 a.m.-7 p.m.) so you’ve got more Your kids can watch wooden shoe-making or steam tractor demonstrations, or you can wander through the crafter marketplace and peruse the offerings from various vendors. Up the excitement with a balloon animal or let your little athletes get their energy out in the jump tents or the rock wall. For adrenaline addicts, there are even carnival rides. It’s easy to spend a whole weekend playing and relaxing on the farm.

But if you ask us, the got air balloon rides (available only on the weekends) are the big draw. If you are interested in seeing the tulip fields from above, there are a number of balloonists you can call directly and book flights with. Please remember, the rides are weather dependent.

Where to Eat at the Festival

One of the things that makes this festival family-friendly is that families can pack their own picnics and eat onsite with the kids. It's a great way to save money. But if you'd prefer to head out the door without a ton of prep time, there are plenty of tasty options available at the festival. Alotta Wood Fire Pizza will sell you a slice, Real Mexican Food will be available, and who doesn't want something from Gimme Some Sugar? You will also find coffee and smoothies and so much more.

Wine Tasting & Tours

Whether you're looking for a date idea or you've got grandparents or a friend who wants to come along and watch the kids, you don't want to miss the Tulip Fest's wine tasting and tour opportunities. Enjoy a glass of one of the estate-grown wines or a glass of local beer or cider at the vineyard, or go on a wine farm tour at the scheduled ticket time. There are three different tours you can go on: The Estate Wine Tour, the Light Wine Tour, and the Red Wine Tour. All are worth it.

Other Things to do in the Area

Extend your fun beyond the fest by joining one of the festival-related events. Check out the Wooden Shoe Vineyards for some wine-tasting fun. There are also a number of fun runs to check out including the Tulip Trail Run.

​What to Bring & Wear

Make sure you get the most out of your Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival experience by showing up prepared. Spring is wet in Oregon so bring boots and a raincoat in case you get caught in a downpour. It’s also wise to bring a dry change of clothes for the kids or at least dry socks if you want to keep your diaper bag uncluttered. Snacks are a must. If you have little ones, pack the stroller. It’s bound to come in handy. Don’t forget your camera! You will get some incredible shots no matter what the weather does.

Insider Tip: This is a dog-friendly event. Your pooch must be leashed, but is bound to love the event as much as you do.

Dates: Mar. 17-Apr. 23, 2023
Cost:
 $10-$40/weekday pass; $15-$55/weekend pass; $60/season pass; all tickets include parking

Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival
33814 S. Meridian Rd.
Woodburn, OR
Online: woodenshoe.com

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Portland is known as the City of Roses, and boy are we reminded of it each year come spring! Roses, tulips, rhododendrons, you name it, Portland has a place to see them. There is no better way to appreciate spring than marinating in the beautiful colors of new blooms! Step out with the family to catch these awesome sights, take a pic for Instagram, and breathe in the comings of a new season. Where to go? We’ve got you covered. Read on for details!

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Portland Japanese Garden

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Enter the spring season at the Portland Japanese Garden. This stunning piece of land in NW Portland offers respite from the constant buzz of life with its serene landscaping, sand garden, and beautiful trees and flowers. The Portland Japanese Garden is the best place to slow down when things speed up! The kiddos can learn about Japanese horticulture, have tea at the garden's teahouse, and enjoy the beautiful blossoms of daphne flowers scattered through the space. Book your tickets today!

Where: 611 SW Kingston Ave, Portland OR 97205
Hours: Mon. - Wed. 10 a.m.- 5:30 p.m.
Pricing and additional details online: japanesegarden.org

Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival

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If you have lived in Portland for several springs and have yet to visit the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival, you must add it to your list of spots this year! Located out in Woodburn, Oregon, this annual, month-long event is flower central. 40 acres of tulips create a beautiful landscape, with a backdrop of mountains in the distance. The festival offers a smattering of family-friendly events, as well as wine tours for the adults! Don't wait and think about it, head to their website now to see what all the buzz is about.

Where: 33814 S Meridian Rd., Woodburn, OR 
When: Mar. 18- May 1, 9 a.m. through 6 p.m.
Online: woodenshoe.com

Portland Rose Gardens

This feels like a no-brainer, right? Portland's beautiful rose garden overlooks stunning views of the city's downtown and the Willamette river, and on a clear day, Mt. Hood steps out to wave hello. But turn your view around and you'll be met with hundreds of rows of gorgeous roses, urging you to take that Instagram photo or simply stroll through for a relaxing walk. Peninsula Park in North Portland offers similar beauties with a bit less of the crowd. Flip a coin, load the family into the car, and head to one of these spots this spring to enjoy Portland's city flower!

Where: Washington Park Rose Garden: 400 SW Kingston Ave., Portland OR 
When: 5 a.m. - 10 p.m., daily
Online: portland.gov/

Where: 700 N Rosa Parks Way., Portland OR
When: 5 a.m. - Midnight, daily
Details online at: portland.gov/

Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden

This nine acre plot of land was originally intended to be a test garden, similar to the Washington Park Rose Garden, at its inception in 1923. Before, it was the farm of Portland Mayor William S. Ladd, who you may recognize given the affiliation with SE Portland's Ladd's Addition. Now, this rhododendron garden offers nearly 3,000 variations of rhododendrons and azaleas! These flowers bloom in early spring, so now is the best time to go catch their flourishing beauty. Head out for a relaxing afternoon, an Easter visit, or perhaps a Mother's Day pit stop! Regardless of when you go, you won't regret your visit.

Where: 5801 SE 28th Ave., Portland OR 
When: 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., daily
Cost: $5 admission 
Online: portland.gov

Portland Cherry Blossoms: Tom McCall Waterfront Park

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If you commute into the city these days, or cycle over any of Portland's bridges, these cherry blossoms have surely caught your eye. Cherry trees line the NW waterfront of downtown Portland and in the spring, they explode with blooms that you truly cannot get enough of. Don't be a stranger and view them from a distance! Pack the family a picnic, pull out a blanket, and head down to the Willamette this spring to join hundreds of Portlanders in their appreciation for this seasonal phenomenon. 

Where: Naito Parkway between SW Harrison St & NW Glisan St., Portland OR 
Hours: 5 a.m. - Midnight, daily
Details online at: portland.gov/parks/

Forest Park

Portland native? You probably know this place like the back of your hand. New to town? Get ready to know this place like the back of your hand. With nearly 100 miles of well-tended trails and fire lanes, Forest Park is the perfect place to get away from the noise of the city and enjoy the beauty that is the nation's largest urban park. This spring, head to Firelane #7 and take a stroll down Wildwood or Trillium Trail to see small pockets of beautiful blooms and occasional views of the city. Turn the phones off, put the sneakers on, and take your family out to wander amongst Portland's beautiful pines this spring.

Where: NW Springville Rd & NW Skyline Blvd., Portland, OR
When: 5 a.m. - 10: p.m., daily
Online: portland.gov/parks/forest-park
Firelane 7 details: oregonhikers.org/field_guide/Firelane_7-Springville_Road_Loop_Hike

 

 

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Portland is bursting into bloom and with COVID restrictions lightening families are bursting out of their front doors eager to celebrate the arrival of Spring. This time of year special to locals. It fills the city with much-needed color and a multitude of fun activities are available to parents with kids of all ages. Get outside with the whole family this spring! Breathe the fresh air, go for a hike, take a bike ride, plant a garden…but don’t stop there! Read on for inspiration on your next spring adventure!

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  1. Jump on a bike! There are tons of awesome bike paths for families with riders of all sizes to explore. Here are some of our favorites!
  2. Volunteer to help Friends of Trees plant new trees. Fill up the water bottles, roll up your sleeves, and get your hands dirty. Be prepared to learn a lot about all the different kinds of Portland trees.
  3. Visit the Audubon Society. Birding families may enjoy learning about native birds in this beautiful Sanctuary.
  4. If you have an hour or two to spare load up all the kids and head to Forest Park for a lusciously green family hike.
  5. Hit one of our amazing local parks! There's more than you can fit in in one season.
  6. Too rainy to hike? No problem. Take the family bowling instead. Portland’s bowling alleys are slowly opening pack up. Check out these alleys (always check to find out about their COVID rules) and then knock out a few pins.
  7. Go on a spring break getaway. Load the kids into the car and explore Oregon. Not sure where to start with your planning? Check out these locations.
  8. Take an urban walk. If you are needing an extra big dose of spring head on over to Laurelhurst Park. Lap the perimeter of the park, visit with the baby ducks (just remember not to feed them), and head over to the play structure!
  9. Bloom baby bloom! Check out some incredible displays of flowers in this beautiful rose city.  If you don't want to travel far take a walk around your neighborhood. Greet strangers, touch trees, be silly, and stop to smell the flowers!
  10. Dance among the tulips at the Woodburn Tulip Festival. From March 19th until May 2nd at Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm you can enjoy the annual Tulip Festival! There will be hay rides, trains, slides, delicious food, and plenty of photo opportunities for the whole family. Tulips of every color and size are scattered throughout the farm. It’s basically a dream come true.

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  1. It’s officially Farmer’s Market season! You could easily spend an entire Saturday morning wandering the Portland State University Farmer’s Market. Nibble on fruits and veggies, buy flowers for the kitchen table, and enjoy the local live music.
  2. Not sure what to do over a long weekend? We suggest visiting the Oregon Coast. Head to Depoe Bay. It will be whale watching season and you’ll definitely want to catch sight of a magnificent whale tail!
  3. Did you know that Hoyt Arboretum covers over 189 acres and about 6,000 trees!? Stop by the visitor center first and grab a free kids’ map that is full of exciting challenges and activities that you can do together on one of the many hiking trails!
  4. Go for a hike. These easy trails are fun for even your youngest little hikers.
  5. Try fishing. Spring is the perfect time for kids to try to reel in their first catch. Check these local fishing spots out for your family experience.!
  6. Spring sunsets are the best in Portland. Have a picnic and watch the sun go down here.
  7. Hike our very own dormant volcano of Tabor. Bring the dogs and let them play in the off-leash area then soak in the views of downtown.
  8. Splish, Splash. Browse this list and make your way through all your favorite Portland Indoor Pools!
  9. Wander around The Portland Nursery and let everyone pick a small plant or pack of seeds. Then go home and spend time nurturing this new growth.

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  1. Need new kid clothes? Go shopping at these consignment stores. Get all of the clothes you need at an affordable price at these shops that carry new and gently used items.
  2. Go on a PNW road trip. We've got some awesome options for you all rounded up here.
  3. Cozy up with your kids and listen to a local podcast. There are tons being created by and for local families.
  4. Sip some ramen! The kids ramen bowls at Boke Bowl are rich, flavorful, and reasonably priced!
  5. Take a drive to the gorgeous coastal town of Manzanita! We recommend keeping an eye out on the weather and picking the first sunny windy day to go fly a kite!
  6. Take the kids to Omsi! That's right! It has reopened and there are plenty of awesome exhibits to check out.
  7. Visit the Children’s section at Powell’s Bookstore. Make a special trip to the downtown flagship store, grab a coffee for you and hot chocolate for the littles, and sit in the children’s section reading books!
  8. Make a play date and host a craft day! Get inspiration for your next project here.
  9. Get science-y at home! Try one of these awesome at-home projects with your kiddos.
  10. Stay in and get cooking. Check out these child friendly crock pot recipes, get out the aprons, ingredients, and cooking materials and let this meal become a family affair.

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Spring time in Portland is dazzling! With a rainbow of colors cast by a large array of flowers, bright green grasses, and an ever-changing skyscape that is as moody as your toddler, this time of year is perfect for capturing dramatic images of your loved ones. Whether you use pics for Instagram, holiday cards or to decorate your home, we’ve put together a list of the best places to head for your next family photo session. Read on to find out where your next shots should be taken.

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Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival

Open from Mar.23-Apr. 30, this festival gives your family access to 40 acres of blooming beauty. Is there really anything better than a backdrop filled with row after row of flowers and Mt. Hood in the distance? Every year the owners arrange their varieties of tulips, daffodils and other flowers differently to create new patterns of colors for your camera to capture along with the smiling faces of your wee ones. But the flowers aren’t the only setting for your family photo session.

For a fun shot, put your little on the cow train or search out the photo cut-out boards for loads of giggles and great snaps. The festival even hosts a photo contest, so your pics could really pay off!

Check out our guide to the festival to learn more.

Details

Cost: $40 for a season pass, $5 per person ages 13 and up. Family car is $20 for one day. Additional activities include additional pricing.
Address: 33814 S Meridian Rd, Woodburn, Or
Dates: Mar. 23-Apr. 30.
Online: woodenshoe.com

Leach Botanical Gardens

Referred to as the crown jewel of public park spaces in Southeast Portland, this garden has grown to nearly 17 acres and features a diverse collection of over 2,000 hybrids, cultivars, and native and non-native plants that serve as a perfect environment for your outdoor shoot. If you are looking to go green, this is the place. And in April you’ll find trillium, phlox, arisaema (Jack-in-the-pulpit); erythronium (fawn lily), dodecatheon (shooting star) and western flowering dogwood for the perfect flash of color. There are plenty of trails to wander on while trying to find your perfect spot. Search for the stone cabin for a fun adventure with a fresh approach to your framing. Or find the blue dinosaur to add some adventure. Don’t forget to bring snacks to help you sustain your day full of fun.

Insider tip: You can download the Leach Garden scavenger hunt ahead of time to keep the little ones occupied and eager to hunt down that perfect photo spot.

6704 SE 122nd Ave.
Portland
Hours: Tues.-Sat., 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun., 1-4 p.m. Closed Mon.
Cost: Free. Donations encouraged.
Online: leachgarden.org

photo: Matthewzumwalt via Flickr

Camassia Natural Area

Sculpted by prehistoric floods, this area’s rocky landscape is the surprising home to an array of sunning flowers. Located in the hills of West Linn, above the Clackamas and Willamette this 26-acre natural area is owned and maintained by the Nature Conservancy and during spring and summer and volunteers lead guided hikes and teach visitors about the ecology of the preserve. During April and May flowers burst into bloom and provide a striking contrast to the dark basal bedrock and green mosses. You are sure to get some standout shots. Hiking through the area also gives you the opportunity to get snaps of your kids or yourself in the midst of more than 300 plant species. Your little models might even learn something along the way.

5000 Walnut St.,
West Linn, Or.
Hours: No set hours but morning light is wondrous for photos.
Cost: Free
Online: nature.org

Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden

With simple to splashy waterfalls, rocks from Mt Hood and Mt Adams, a towering fountain, over 2500 species rhododendrons and azaleas plus other gorgeous flowers and trees you couldn’t find a more magical place to create memories. The flowers make a magnificent display of colors for family photo shoots and Crystal Springs Creek flows along the westside of the garden. The manicured areas offer awesome opportunities for a variety of portrait settings which can include small lakes, paved and unpaved paths, fountains and waterfalls.

5801 SE 28th Ave.
Portland
Hours: 6 a.m.-6 p.m. through Mar. 31, open until 10 p.m. beginning Apr. 1
Cost: $4 admission fee is charged from 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Wed.-Mon., March through Labor Day, but it is free for children under 12.
Online: portlandoregon.gov/parks

photo: Jessica Tutton via Flickr

Portland Japanese Garden

The beauty of Portland’s Japanese garden is undeniable. Portland’s own Japanese garden is considered one of the best in the world and offers  tranquil environment for family members young and old to enjoy. This garden has been designed to give its visitors a real taste of what the seasons are like in Japan. There are five garden styles over the 5.5 acre area for you to and your kids to explore through the lens including the Tea Garden, Strolling Pond Garden, Natural Garden, Sand & Stone Garden and the Flat Garden.

It’s not hard to find a perfect place to stop for shots as you run across cascading water features, a chabana garden and a bonsai terrace. Expect to see cherry blossoms in April along with azaleas. If you are wanting to capture the garden at it’s most colorful, it is recommended to  wait for mid-May when other plants like wisteria and rhododendrons come into bloom. But, it’s no stretch to say that the Portland Japanese Garden is beautiful all year round.

611 SW Kingston Ave.,
Portland
Hours: Mon. 12-7p.m.; Tue.-Sun.10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Cost:  $16.95/adult, $14.95 /senior (65+), $13.50/college student (w/ID), $11.55/ Youth (6-17), children 5 and under free
Online: japanesegarden.com

The Oregon Garden

Located in Silvertion this beautiful space has over 23 different gardens for you and your little beauties to explore. With areas that feature ponds and sculptures, oak groves and even a hobbit hole, there are plenty of great shots to be had. Your kids will love looking for wildlife and pretending like they are forest gnomes. It makes for an easy way to while away a whole day while getting print-worthy images for your home your to send off to your loved ones.

879 W. Main St.
Silverton
Hours: 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. until Mar. 23- Apr., 9 a.m.-6 p.m. May-Sept.
503-874-8100
Cost: Starting at $8
Online:
 Oregongarden.org

 

Do you have a favorite spring spot for family photos? Share it with us  in the comments!

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photo: Oregon Beach Rides

1. Saddle up from some specially priced rides with Oregon Beach Rides. Kids ages six and up will enjoy this hour long trot along the sandy shores of Nehalem Bay. It’s $65/child and $75/adult, and be sure to call ahead before you drive out.

2. Get your art on and have a colorful spring break at Spark Art Center. From March 23-26, kids in grades K-5 can create kaleidoscopes, make tie-dye t-shirts and explore the world of explosive colors. Camp is $175 for the week and registration is required, so remember book online. They also have drop-in Pre-School Messy Art Monday through Friday for kids ages 2-6 for just $7.

3. Rain or shine, playing at The Craft Factory will bring a smile to your kid’s face. From March 23-25, they’re extending their hours to 10 a.m.-2 p.m., and budding artists can make anything from butterflies to robots from any supplies on hand for $12. Also, on March 27, there’s a free story time at 10:30 a.m., which features a $5 ornamental craft.

4. Get those legs moving with a spin around the Oaks Park Skating Rink. At $6.25/person (skates are $1.75 extra), kids of all ages can get rolling.

November Kids Yoga Series w/Honey Heart

photo: Honey Heart Yoga

5. Stretch those minds and bodies with Honey Heart’s Spring Break Yoga Retreat for kids 6-11 at Yoga Shala. The retreat runs March 23-27 from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. and incorporates learning yoga principles and techniques through games, stories and songs. It’s $200 for the week.

6. Kids can go see what it was like to live 100 years ago with Stumptown’s version of Downton Abbey, the Pittock Mansion. For $25/member; $35/non-members for a half-day camp, young ladies and gents, ages 8-12 will get to go back in time for an interactive, hands-on experience. Preregistration and prepayment is required for this popular day camp.

7. Go on a Honeybee Hike nature walk and discover what’s blooming around the bees at the Leach Botanical Gardens. Little buzzers ages 2-5 must be accompanied by an adult ($3 per walking child, adults and non-walkers are free), but be sure to check the site before you leave the house! The March 25th walk may be cancelled due to inclement weather.

8. Join Mimosa Studios for a fun time painting pottery while school is out. They will have party favors for each child, and a daily drawing of cool art supplies. Call ahead to make a reservation.

9. Cook up a storm in The Merry Kitchen with Julie Merry. During Spring Break, she hosts two-day baking camps that kids ages 8-12 will love. Classes are $75, and fill up fast, so remember to reserve your spot here.

Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival

photo: © Michael Hatten

10. Stop and smell the flowers at the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival in Woodburn going on March 20th-May 3rd. Walk around  40+ acres of sweet tulips and daffodils, play in the kids’ play area with games, slides and bouncy houses and eat yummy food. It’s $20/car, so bring some friends along for the ride. Other activities may require a fee.

11. Play in the forest! Tryon Creek plays host to half-day camps for kids 4 years through Kindergarten and full-day damps for kids in grades 1-5 on March 24-26th.

12. Touch, see, smell and explore the refuge from March 22-25, 1-3 p.m. Discover wildlife in its natural habitat at the Tualatin River National Wildlife Refuge with hands-on, free kids’ activities. Meet at the Wildlife Center.

What do you have planned for this Spring Break? Let us know in the Comments below!

—Suzie Ridgway

 

We are definitely in the thick of spring and April is the month to let those little ones run through acres of tulip fields bursting with color at the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival, to treat yourselves to free ice cream cones at Ben and Jerry’s, or to take kids on a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oregon Zoo’s new elephant habitat they will never forget. The following are 10 things in Portland your family cannot miss this month.

 photo: Brady Montz via Flickr Creative Commons

1. Stop and Smell the Tulips at the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival
Now through May 3rd

This 31st annual event centers on field after field (40 acres, actually) of tulips in every color and draws visitors from far and wide. Activities and photo opportunities take place each day, including hay rides and cow train rides, bouncy houses, slides, swings, trying on wooden shoes and eating plenty of delicious food. Some of the kids’ activities require an additional small fee. All ages.

Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm
33814 S Meridian Rd.
Woodburn
$5/person ages 13 and up; $20 max per carload; free for kids 12 and under
Online: woodenshoe.com

2. Learn Why Three is a Magic Number at Schoolhouse Rock Live!
Now through April 26, Sat. and Sun.

Check out the 70’s morning classic, animated shorts, School House Rock, as they come to life in a musical production on the big stage. The show features Tom, a nerve-wracked school teacher, inspiring his students with the beloved music cleverly disguised as history, civics, grammar and math lessons. Kids will have a blast with I’m Just a Bill, Three is a Magic Number and Conjunction Junction, among others. Best for ages four and up.

Dolores Winningstad Theatre
1111 SW Broadway
$15-$28
Online: octc.org

3. Let Them Entertain You: Tears of Joy Puppet Show: When Animals Were People
April 10-19

Tears of Joy Theatre presents two tales from Mexico and Argentina paired into one dynamic puppet play incorporating Spanish words and phrases. When Animals Were People features friends, Tortuga, Grandfather Zopilote, and Ardilla, who enjoy sharing meals together. Find out what happens when Lobo asks to join them, and wants to eat more than just their delicious stew. The Lazy Bee, features a young, fun-loving bee as she faces the consequences of refusing to do her fair share of the work. Best for ages four and up

Imago Theatre
17 SE 8th Ave.
$15-$22/person
Online: tojt.org

4. Have a Blooming Good Time at the Hood River Blossom Festival 
April 11-26

Celebrate spring with Hood River County’s acre after acre of pear, cherry and apple trees dressed in their delicate pink and white blooms. In addition to the supremely scenic 35-mile drive around the Fruit Loop, families can expect pancake breakfasts, a pansy party, quilt and craft shows, beer and wine tastings, as well as truckloads of baked goods, preserves, yarn and fresh produce available for purchase. See website for a complete schedule and event locations along the Fruit Loop. All ages.

Hood River Fruit Loop
Various locations, schedules and pricing (see website for details)
Online: hoodriver.org

photo: Ben and Jerry’s 

5. Treat Yourselves to Ben and Jerry’s Free Cone Day
April 14

What’s better than ice cream?  Free ice cream!  Ben and Jerry’s celebrates another awesome year of making ice cream by doling out free scoops for one day. Pop into one of their five Portland locations to get yours. All ages.

Pearl District, 301 NW 12th Ave.
Downtown, 524 SW Yamhill St.
PSU, 510 SW Mill St.
Uptown Center, 39 NW 23rd Ave.
Hawthorne, 1428 SE 36th Ave.
Online: benjerry.com

6. Immerse Yourselves in Culture at Oregon Symphony’s Peter and the Wolf
April 19

The Magic Circle Mime will play out Prokofiev’s classic story, set to music performed by the Oregon Symphony for their final kids’ concert of the season. The performance will have kids on the edge of their seats as three musicians and a conductor’s assistant try to outwit the wolf that threatens the orchestra and the audience. All Ages.

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
1037 SW Broadway
$10-$50/person
Online: orsymphony.org

photo: ©Oregon Zoo/ photo by Kathy Street

7. Get an Elephant’s View at Elephantastic!
April 25

Visitors will have the opportunity to have a once-in-a-lifetime experience touring a portion of Elephant Lands from the elephants’ perspective. Small groups will be able to walk through the North Habitat, formerly the Elk Meadow. The exhibit is covered in thick sand and not suitable for those with mobility challenges, but the pedestrian viewing area is completely accessible. All ages.

Oregon Zoo
4001 SW Canyon Rd.
Free with Zoo Admission ($8.50-$11.50/person; Free for children 2 and under)
Online: oregonzoo.org

8. Kick Off the Rose Festival at the 82nd Avenue of the Roses Parade
April 25

The Rose Festival events kick off in 3, 2, 1… For the first officially sanctioned event of the Rose Festival, the 82nd Avenue of Roses Parade will feature local businesses, school groups, bands, fire engines and community organizations marching down the street in grand fashion. Stick around afterwards for the carnival with children’s entertainment, face painting, balloon animals and more, as well as the ultra-cool, classic car cruise-in. All ages.

Eastport Plaza
S.E. Boise Street – North on 82nd Ave. to SE Yamhill & SE 80th Ave.
Free
Online: rosefestival.org

 photo: Oregon Ag Festival

9. Be a Farmer for a Day: Oregon Ag Fest 2015
April 25-26

After petting adorable bunnies, goats, sheep and pigs, learning how to lasso from real-live wranglers, racing mini tractors and riding ponies, don’t be surprised if  your kids want you to pack up your city life and move to the country. In addition to the mountains of activities to keep the littles entertained, there will also be plenty of free, live entertainment and delicious homemade food available to sample and purchase. All ages.

Oregon State Fairgrounds
2330 17th Ave.
$9/adult; Free for kids 12 and under; Free Parking
Online: oragfest.com

10. Go on an Epic Adventure with The Little Mermaid
April 25-May 25

The NWCTS finishes its season up with this world-premiere adaptation featuring a young mermaid longing to live above the sea, on land. A-WOL Dance Collective takes the audience on a grand journey through the mermaid’s underwater adventures, and up into the air, flying high above it all, with this musical performance. All ages.

Northwest Children’s Theater
1819 NW Everett St.
$18-$22/person
Online: nwcts.org

Which of these will your family do? Let us know in the comments below!

—Suzie Ridgway

 

If you’re not an expert designer, decorating your kid’s room with fun, but educational decor is no easy task these days. Instead of taking the short cut and slapping a few posters on the wall, take a peek at these awesome room decor ideas from duvet covers you can draw on to a magnetic locker that teaches the ABC’s. With these cool designs and products that inspire learning and creativity, your kiddo may just never leave her room.

1. Map Wall Art – Market Maps
For the future traveler, why not bring the world to them? Using large maps as wallpaper you get an educational and visually pleasing space.
Online: Market Maps

2. Draw-On Duvet Cover – Not on the High Street
Get your doodle on…on the bed? Yep. Your kiddo’s canvas is now almost as big as their imagination. And the washable ink allows them to use over and over again.

Online: Not on the High Street
Cost: $72.77

3. Chalkboard Walls – Southern Exposure / Bright Nest
Now no one ends up in time out for drawing on the walls. Here are instructions on how to make your own chalkboard paint and brilliant ideas of where to use it. For an extra dose of awesome we love that our friend at Southern Exposure (photo below) made her kiddo’s playroom wall magnetic by painting the wall with a coat of magnetic primer.

Online: Southern Exposure / Bright Nest

4. Puzzle Rug – Contra Forma
A cool cross between rug and jigsaw puzzle–and you have a hand in designing it. This super cool company lets you choose your puzzle piece colors to match your decor.

Online: Contra Forma
Cost: 77.50 EU

5. Moving Story Picture – Akotales
This one doubles as an educational toy and a decoration. Totally handmade by the shop owner of the Etsy store Akotales, the little car moves to tell a story. Hang it low so little hands can interact with it.

Online: Akotales via Etsy
Cost: $20.00

6. Locker and Magnets- The Shelving Store / Twelve One Designs
School’s always in session with this storage solution. Mount a locker to the wall for storing art supplies, books, and games. Pair with some magnetic letters and the locker also acts as another surface to learn and play with.

Online: The Shelving Store / Twelve One Designs via Etsy
Cost: Locker $119.95 / Magnetic Letters $15.00

7. Very Hungry Caterpillar Decals – Fun to See
Are your kiddos hungry for some learning? This decal set brings the beautiful art from the favorite children’s book to life and teaches them to count.

Online: Fun to See
Cost: $45.00

8. Mirror with Doors – IKEA
It’s a game of peekaboo for one. Mirrors help young children develop self recognition and the mesh pockets in the doors hold toys, supplies, and treasures.

Online: IKEA
Cost: $19.99

9. Dry Erase Wall – Brit + Co.
If you don’t want to change your wall color, but still want to draw on them without repercussion, try this! Use clear dry erase paint and invest in a ton of colorful markers. Here are some easy instructions

Online: Brit + Co. 

10. Dresserz Drawer Knobs – Olive Kids
Now the little ones can get dressed all by themselves. The cute pictures with labels help point your little ones who may not be reading yet in the right direction to fashion greatness. Get the knobs in a set or a la carte for Boys or Girls

Online: Olive Kids
Cost: Single knob $6.49 / Set of 2 $12.99 / Set of 6 $38.24

11. Tetris Constructible Light – New Egg
The old-school game gets a real life makeover in a table lamp with endless possibilities. Turn the light on when constructed and turn it off when ready to take apart and reassemble again.

Online: New Egg
Cost: $58.99

12. Bulletin Board with Flashcards – Southern Exposure
Yet another genius idea from Rachel at Southern Exposure. For her little one’s playroom she mounted a large bulletin board on the wall with animal flashcards.

Online: Southern Exposure

13. Lacing Shoe – WoodenToyGallery via Etsy
If your kiddos are ditching the slipons or velcro shoes for real laces, they’ll want this lacing shoe to practice. This handcrafted wooden shoe will help your child’s motor skills and will keep her engaged.

Online: Wooden Toy Gallery via Etsy
Cost: $16

 

14. Alphabet Poster – Endemic World
Looking for a way to spice up your wall decor? Check out this alphabet poster, which boast a mix of illustrations and icons that will help your kid learn their ABC’s.

Online: EndemicWorld
Cost: $14.95

15. Personalized Lamp – mylittlelamp via Etsy
Add a personalized touch to your child’s room with this handmade lamp that features your kiddo’s name in alphabet blocks.

Online: mylittlelamp via Etsy
Cost: $49.95

How will you deck your kiddo’s brainy bedroom?