With the return of Double Dare on June 25, we’re ready for some ridiculously rad slime action. But apparently the small screen isn’t the only place you’ll be seeing the ooey, gooey green stuff. Nickelodeon Slime Sauce is a condiment creation that pretty much screams, “I loooove the ‘90s!”

If you had an entirely awesome childhood fantasy of being covered with gallons and gallons of soupy slime after watching Nickelodeon’s Double Dare or the network’s Kids’ Choice Awards, you probably aren’t alone. Well now you kind of can.

Okay, so you shouldn’t really smother yourself with Slime Sauce. But you can smother your summertime grilling faves with the green goo.

Yep that’s right. Now you can replace your regular ol’ condiments with something that’s truly special. Put away the ketchup. Back up the mustard. And just say no to relish—after all, is it really the best green condiment out there?

So what is Slime Sauce? And beyond that, why would anyone want to put green goo on their hotdogs and hamburgers? To start with, it’s not really slime. But you guessed that already. Right? The Great Value product is actually the manufacturer’s ketchup, just dressed up in a neon green color.

Nickelodeon Slime Sauce is available at Walmart, Happy eating!

—Erica Loop

Featured Photo: Walmart


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