Kids say the darndest things – and with these funny parents, those things immediately go on Twitter. We’ve rounded up the most hilarious 140-character quips from kid to parent. Scroll below and see how many you can relate to.
1
[Tucking in my 4 year old]
— Bo Davis (@BoRyan11) November 26, 2016
4YO: Daddy??
Me: Yes buddy?
4: We don't fart on friends.
M: Good advice buddy.
2
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
3
Me: [in bathroom]
— Val (@ValeeGrrl) June 19, 2016
7yo: [knocks] MOMMY?
Me: Yeah pal
7: IT'S ME
Me: I know
7: YOUR SON
Me: Knew that too
4
Daughter: You're invading my personal space
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) January 8, 2016
Mom: You came out of my personal space
5
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 1, 2014
6
7: I'm beating you!
— Master of Mediocrity (@charliedelta7) March 13, 2016
Me: Ok.
7: I'm way ahead!
Me: I see that.
7: I'm gonna win!
Me:….
My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
7
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) July 9, 2016
No
You sure?
Yes
How about now?
No
Now?
No
[movie begins]
Daddy?
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
8
https://twitter.com/MUMSIEesq/status/743815133458104324?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
9
My 3yo son just sweetly grabbed my face, turned it to face him, and said "can I spit in your mouth?"
— Mҽɱσɾყ (@KidsAreDorks) November 23, 2016
Well, at least he asked first.
10.
Me: Christmas is Jesus' birthday.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2016
4-year-old: What should I get him?
Me: You could be nice to your sisters.
4: I'll get him a hat.
11.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/680118060263538688
12
Me: Want a snack?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 9, 2016
Toddler: No
M: Want some juice?
T: No
M: Want to play w/blocks?
T: No
M: Want to just say no all day?
T: No
M: Good talk